wearing a long sleeved top so my grandmother doesnt clock my tattoos and kill me. well. i just looked down at my arms and u can fucking see them through the top. bloody HELL
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blah blah blah rambling about new job blah blah blah
work tonight is going to be rough because my legs and back are killing me and standing is difficult 🥲 i think that wearing my new shoes definitely didn’t help at all paired with one of my less comfortable bras 😬 i am going to wear my crocs and one of my comfortable bras even though they are not nearly as flattering/supportive 😅 ugh, it is truly pathetic and mortifying how out of shape i am; my autoimmune diseases paired with months of simply rotting in my bed due to crippling depression have truly absolutely ruined my body
in any case i’ll be working with another kennel attendant tonight because i don’t trust myself to get everything done correctly as of yet and boss lady won’t be back on time to do it with me again, hopefully he’s nice 🥺 it’s only 3hrs so it isn’t like my fucking 10hr shifts at the veterinary hospital that i used to do, one of those with my body being this sore and shaky would kill me i’m pretty sure 🫠
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Just swear my arse off building my mum a chicken coop, who needs a dad or husband when you’re this strong
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re: 90 degree pool.
that's simply not fair. my condolences, dear friend 😔
Thankies 🫂
I took a cold shower afterwards so it's all good 🤣
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Girl what is thisssss how it's 34°C real feel temperature at almost 11pm 😭 I want to die
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@strawberry-crocodile speaking some fighting words on the subject of autumn, best of the seasons. Pepper, you are a dear friend, but this cannot stand. To the arena. I shall meet you there, to settle this in the ancient way.
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I am so soft and needy and ready to melt at any second-
Cut to footage of me rolling over into a certain mobster’s arms while we’re laying on the sofa; and getting little kisses on my brow line. 🥺
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God bless the inventor of the electric fan
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When the local cryptid has been asking for favors and leaving lousy tips for 400 years and the tourists may be freaking out but you're just over it.
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I’ve loved the past week in NYC but I can’t wait to go home and stop being sweaty and damp all the time. I am a desert dweller for a reason! How do you people do it?
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