#hed just sound like spam

[sophbun]

omega and shadow

[landoffreaksandfrogs]

what type of youtubers would the trolls be? Karkat would definitely make rants and reviews of romance movies, Kanaya would make makeup or fashion tutorials, Sollux has an IT channel he made so people stop bugging him (nobody ever bothers checking it instead of asking him)

quick spitballed ideas bc this is such a cute prompt

aradia - reviews of inaccurate halloween decoration skeletons. theyre not rated on anatomical accuracy but by how much swag they have. most of her other videos are short clips of her livevlogging her day and telling short stories, but shes funny and witty so they do numbers. very low effort and low cost, but shes having fun.

tavros - CARD PACK UNWRAPPING. guy who in no way can afford his hobby but keeps getting these card packs for his channel. surprisingly relaxing to listen to while you have him minimized in another tab while you do something else. he goes over each card in the deck and their effects as well as rarity.

sollux - basically what you said. IT guide on walking through common computer problems. horrible mic quality, but really helpful information.

karkat - ABSOLUTELY would be a movie reviewer. no facecam but for whatever reason has CRISP mic quality. somehow NEVER peaks his mic despite all the screaming he does. he loves media analysis and getting pissed off over fandom drama so hed probably also do breakdowns of scandals in fandom spheres, and somehow almost getting sued.

nepeta - SPEEDPAINTS. and like. flipnote hatena style amvs. obviously very amateur but its a very cute art style and she has no concept of copyright infringement.

kanaya - makeup tutorials and fashion reviews. would definitely be like that one youtuber who reviews the accuracy of historical fiction dresses in film and tv. everytime the virgin mothergrub is in the background of her videos her comments are spammed with "MOTH MOM REAL"

terezi - animated shitposts. like. grinchs ultimatum, garfielf, shit like that. REALLY bright colors and shitty linework with windows moviemaker transitions. no one knows who she is and shes never done a face reveal so shes a total enigma. there are deep web theories that her videos are anti-empire propaganda.

vriska - flarping tutorials. genuinely. she goes over mechanics, spells, class breakdowns, even shares stories of her own flarp campaigns. VERY passionate about it and kind of has an asshole youtuber persona. posts an apology video like once a month then goes on like nothing happened. replies to every mean comment.

equius - weightlifting videos. dead silent. just grunting and metal clanking. no editing. addresses every comment in every video. lots of heavy breathing. very uncomfortable. almost like performance art in how desolate it feels.

gamzee - cooking videos. its as bad as it sounds.

eridan - showing off everything in his hive and talking about it. his guns. his outfits. ranting about pollution. each video is an hour long. its mostly just him complaining or bragging about the stuff he owns.

feferi - has a live feed of her cuttlefish pen going constantly. posts animal care videos. posts music. does challenges. her youtube is kind of an inconsistent mish-mash of content but one thing remains: you will watch her cuttlefish.

[webslingingslasher]

you know those pranks where girls will call their bfs friends and ask if the boyfriend is with them, to see if they’d lie and cover for them…

would ethan lie for peter? if she sounded fr serious like “is he with you? he told me he was hanging out with you today but he’s not replying to my calls”

I CANT FIGURE OUT HOW HED RESPOND

ok so i do think the answer varies depending on their relationship, so...

situationship wise: i think he'd cover for him under the guise of spider-man things. ethan does that a lot, so if you called and asked he would probably say his phone died and he's with him.

but, since you said boyfriend here:

'ethan keznek, speaking.'

'ethan- is peter with you? he told me you guys had plans at like, ten, but i haven't heard from him all day and he's not answering any of my fucking texts so if he's there i need you to pass the phone to him.'

'oh, um... yeah, he told you we had plans?'

'is he lying? where the fuck is he ethan? i swear to god if you're covering-'

'no! we're... at, um.. you know what? i gotta go, i'm up next to order.'

this would follow up ethan spam texting peter.

'oh your girlfriend is pissed and he's asking me if im with you and i kind of panicked and you need to fucking text her.'

-also how would peter respond if taylor did the same thing with him?

I feel like he’d lie for ethan but that’s a red flag😭 he’s our peter and I like to believe he wouldn’t help him lie to his girl, but he’s still a frat boy at the end of the day so … idk. maybe he’d cover for him

hehe

'hello?'

'peter, hi, it's me, taylor.'

'why are you calling me?'

'do you know where ethan is?'

'...'

'do i know where ethan is? do you know where ethan is?'

'not really. he said he was with you but he's not picking up, i just wanted to make sure he was okay.'

(this is where peter wishes you were here so he could look at you for help because he's not sure what to say, but if he defends him and you find out, you'll be pissed. he's pretty sure of it.)

'we were hanging out earlier.' it's not a lie.

'earlier? where is he now?'

'i don't know, i think he's taking a nap or something.' this could be true.

'can you tell him to call me when he gets up, please?'

'uh huh, yeah, sure. bye.'

this would also lead peter into texting ethan.

'your girlfriend is looking for you.'

'also, tell her not to call me anymore.'

[hoonieswhore]

You said spam your inbox AND I SHALL DELIVER

Imagine hoon coming back after his tour and yous haven't seen each other for a good bit. Yous are always so used to sleeping in the same bed, falling asleep with each other so it was weird for yous to not have each other by your sides. ESPECIALLY when it came to one of yous being horny 🤭.

At first sending videos was good enough but yous wanted more, wanted to feel each other. So imagine how needy he'd be to get his hands on you once he comes back ofc you'd be needy to get your hands on him too 😋

As soon as he'd see you he wouldn't even say anything just smash his lips against you <3 his big hands going to your waist and bringing your body closer to him (as if yous aren't already close enough lmao) once yous would be out of breath he'd pull away and start kissing down your neck, which looks so empty since he wasn't there to mark you up whenever the hickehs faded </3. He'd tell you he missed you so much while kissing and marking up your neck <3 he'd tell you just how much he loves you and how he missed literally everything about you <33 he'd go so into detail just because he missed you sm :(.

He'd then pick you up and bring you to your shared room, he wants to make love with you and I don't think he'd to it on the couch or over the kitchen counter (unless his intentipn is to fuck you dumb which will be for another ask 🤭). He'd lay you down carefully on your shared bed and would slowly get rid of both of your clothes. He'd be kissing you all the way down and whispering praises <3 making a heart out of hickeys on your tummy before moving down lower, his head now in between your thighs, which he'd mark up too since he wants to mark what his completely (and he'd let you do the same to him <3).

He'd eat you out like a starved man and tell you how good you taste and GOD his voice would sound so desperate, not like when he'd be subby and desperate but dom desperate if thag makes sense? I feel like hed be more high pitched when he's subby sbjsns but since this is dom hoon, his voice would be a bit lower <3 (voice kink go brrr).

He'd make sure to overstimulate you before putting his dick in so you're extra tight around him <3. Since yous haven't fucked in a while he'd stretch you out with his fingers when he was eating you <3. He'd be careful with putting his dick in because boy is BIG dnsksj. If it hurts, even a bit, he'd be so quick to distract you <3 kiss you and all <3 he'd tell you you're doing so well :(.

When he's finally in and you're good to go he'll go at a perfect pace and hold your waist, whispering sweet nothings into your ear <3 making love with you <33 he'd be so sweet ugh <33 he'd ask if you're feeling good <3 and when he sees that you're pretty much gone from how good he feels he'd kiss you and tell you how much cuter and prettier you look gone on is big cock <3.

Since yous haven't done it with each other for a while yous would probably be quicker to cum bxjs but thats fine yous will just go for another round 🤭. He'd make sure to cum with you <3 and after that...some giggles, maybe a bit of talking saying how glad you are that he's back or wtv, yk smth casual hehe before going for round two <3.

AVERY YOUR FUCKING BRAIN, I LOVE IT SM😭😭😭 I literally don't need to add anything this is so vlwlgoekflpgrkflfof. Hoon just being desperate for you but also soft AF cause he missed you</33333 No cause you'd both cum so soon from how desperate you are😣 I'm speechless, I need him so bad

[gastlives]

worm sesh! 8/29

hmm..

oh no its siberian isnt it

jesus christ

eeeeeeeeeeeeuuguh

ok hold on

william manton… Manton effect interesting this might be wild and random but what if noelle is the daughter

ok nevermind

welp

Welp no wonder u guys wanted him to escape

hahaaa..

make him huh

<:/

man what the fuck

also i noticed she changed her name from rebecca to alexandria well ig its her hero name i thought it was too regular name to be hero name or she was doing sm shite like the new wave heroes

i suppose that makes sense

ok but if coil is supposed to Win what happens if taylor umm have to fight him : )

spams him w phone calls

coil is making you insane girl

i can feel taylor popping a nerve from here

good

god damn

ur survival instincts r going crazy

now u just sound like when vista was being fatalistic

and if he gets a trigger event from ur death what then

i dont think hed Juust recover no wife and daughter is a little hard

iinteresting

lmao just Cope

hm thats a little too much in wanting the phone aint it

i wouldnt act like that in front of supervillains

a shame ur power isnt stealing other ppl's powers but u have to do w what u have i suppose…

good luck

sure ill believe that it was just hard work

cmon trickster

shit

true

so , FUcking TRUE.

its very hard

horror bug attack go

jesus fuck taylor

did u have to fuck him with bugs

i like when taylor thinks of how shed use other people's powers

[mothman-clarice]

So I'm having brainrot again and I wanted to just spam random hcs I have so here you go

We know clarice is very self conscious about being from the south but what if she tried to embrace her southern heritage?

Imagine this is after they flee to Argentina together and they're pretty much free to live their lives

Hannibal mentions they should both start working on their mental health and clarice agrees to start working on her self esteem

She starts by trying to relax into her accent more and try not to hide it as much

She starts trying to use some southern slang she heard a lot from her family growing up

She starts saying "bless yer heart", "red up", you know, the typical southern slang

She starts talking faster and blending her words more as she gets more comfortable with her accent

Oh dont get her pissed off cus shell start blabbering as fast as a latina mom who's child tried talking back at her, were talking "getting the chancla" type shit if you know what I mean

At some points hannibal has to ask her to slow down or repeat herself cus she starts blending words together so much an entire sentence would sound like one long ass word

Eventually she starts even using the term "redneck" as a label for her identity. In most of the world that term is seen as derogatory for people from the deep south but in west Virginia it became reclaimed as a self identifying term of southern pride by coal miners many years ago. It's still used that way today in many parts of the south.

(I myself may not be a redneck but I learned all of the stuff I know about redneck culture from people who are from the south)

At one point clarice bought an outdoor grill and started learning how to cook on it

She actually learned very quickly and could cook even better on it than cooking normally

Even hannibal didnt understand how but he just decided not to question it

At one point clarice invited some of their local argentinian friends to a proper southern cookout

She taught them all about cookout culture and had plenty of great food

It was absolutely amazing and their friends loved it

Hannibal was especially unfamiliar with cookouts since hed never experienced anything like it in his royal upbringing

It took him a while to understand but his love for clarice made it easier to get comfortable

Another thing I think shed do is get a dog or 2

I think shed be a big fan of big dogs since she grew up in farm country where herding and farm dogs tend to be larger breeds like shepards and hounds

Theyd also have them trained as defence dogs if something ever went wrong.

Clarice would LOVE training them and would put an immense amount of effort into training them

Like shes almost as good as a professional dog trainer

My main inspiration is maine malinois on youtube, that's how I imagine clarice trains her dogs

That's all I feel like writing for now, hope you enjoyed it as always :D

[sasukelore]

Ok I feel like I’m spamming with request😭 so I’ll try to make this my last one but Shinsou, Bakugo, Shouto, Midoriya+ Breeding kink HCs -🧸

summary: breeding kink hcs

cast: shouto todoroki, izuku midoriya, katsuki bakugou, shinsou hitoshi

authors note: hihihi thanks for requesting! hope you like it bb <3

warnings: breeding kink, nsfw, degradation

Unexpectedly, a breeding kink will just come in the package with shinsou. He swears up and down your cunt was just made to take him.

He can’t help the little side note of how your body will carry his child so nicely. Of course, the casual hand on your hip only confirms his obsession

His condescending chuckles sound tired but so excited as he’d make you suck on his finger. He’s got a cute little baby right here already, doesn’t he?

He’ll baby you more than anything. Squishing your cheeks and making you feel so inferior.

He’d talk to your stomach, making fun of your baby’s cute momma. He’d act like he was talking behind your back

Cue him rolling his eyes at your then bratty behavior.

You’d like to wipe that growing smirk on his face everytime, but you know that he’d just be even more amused his cute little kitten is acting so rebellious

But he knows how much you like it, you relying on him, and him taking care of you.

But if you were pregnant? He’d watch as his hot cum would spurt out all over your soft belly. He’d laugh at the irony.

this man... has always had a breeding kink. if anyone has a breeding kink it’s him.

He’s always known it about himself too. And he’s always imagined you underneath him begging for his seed, for him to get you pregnant.

He’d be so soft. He’d love spoiling you, endless orgasms and so much cum stuffed into you there’s no way you couldn’t be pregnant...

just the thought of it dripping down your leg when you walk or talk to your friends is enough to turn him on again

He’d love thinking about how pretty your swelled up breasts would look, he can’t help himself but wanna wrap his lips against your pretty nipples

And if you already had a motherly nature?? oh fuck, he’d purposely try to get you to dote on him

snuggling his face into the crook of your neck, his hands sneakily groping whatever they could.

he’d kiss and suck all over your stomach. he couldn’t wait to see it soon

Oh he’s a lot more subtle with it. But don’t let that fool you.

In fact, he would only really let it show once you were actually pregnant.

his sweet s/o is gonna be such a good mommy 🥺

Izuku is so affectionate too, he’d act like you were his precious princess. He’d coo at you as your back started to arch, you’re so good to him, so beautiful.

he jerks off to the thought of you a lot more than normal. He’d think about all your headpats and praises, and the way you’d caress his face with such care, the way you’d bounce on his coc-

you’ll catch him staring at you in public with a dazed out look on his face, wonder what he’s thinking about 🙄

Has a fascination with lactation. And seeing his cum all over your breasts, looking like the real thing just makes him salivate

Like shouto, he loves playing with, squishing and pinching your cute mounds, big or small.

He’ll literally bite your nipple and then will apologize and ask if it hurt 🙄 like no bite harder

His breeding kink and his mommy kink go hand in hand tbh. He’d totally see you being more superior than him because you were gonna be the mother to his child

tbh bakugou with a breeding kink would be kind of subtle.

and it would definitely be a kink that would have to be triggered. seeing you pinching the cheeks of the little kids clad in ground zero merch.....

he’d get so gentle with you, at least more gentle than usual... soft smiles when you interact with little kids

Hed get so possessive, marking all over your body. Even in obvious places. Like he cares that people are gonna see, he hopes they do.

god, he’d wanna bathe you with his cum. he’d love watching it leak out of you only to push it back in with the head of swollen cock

bakugou would be so cocky over the fact that it would be his child inside of you, you’re pregnant with his child.

he’d love it when you’d beg for his cum, acting all pathetic and useless. you’d be so fucked out already and you wanted more? He’d laugh at you, his needy little slut

you’re gonna look so fucking good carrying his kids he’ll say while watching his hot cum drip from your clenching hole

[aliensunflower-fics]

Marinette The Perfect Daughter In Law: A Prompt

[ I've seen a few ‘everyone loves Marinette AU’s’ and a couple Marvel DC ‘all the mentors want THEIR kid to end up with Marinette AU’s’ and well frankly! I felt inspired! So I present to you my new prompt / AU thing! In which all the most powerful / rich / popular people in Paris decide to play matchmaker… ]

It starts when Adrien and Kagami have a less than AMICABLE break up according to their parents and the media anyway in reality it was a really REALLY dull break up. The pair have been ‘dating’ (using each other as an excuse to go out and experience normal teenage stuff) since they were 15. Now at 17 soon to be 18 the pair decided to publicly break up in order to pursue other people and interests. The problem is they never told their parents the truth so both Gabriel and Kagami’s mother Tomeo feel protective and concerned about what must surely be an upsetting first heartbreak for their child. And okay maybe both parents take that out on each other and both get a bit defensive and protective. And MAYBE it ends with Tomeo vowing to get revenge for her daughter. Enter, Marinette. Up and coming fashion designer for the rich and famous! She’s single, talented, and as far as Tomeo knows Gabriel is interested in the girl for her talent. So what better revenge could exist but having Marinette take an interest in Kagami!

Kagami has no idea why her mother suddenly has an interest in Marinette but she wont complain about having more time with her very cute designer friend. And all the outfits Tomeo is paying Marinette to make for Kagami is giving the young fencer plenty of up-close and personal moments with Marinette. And okay Marinette is VERY cute and Kagami wont question why she suddenly has all this tine with Marinette, eating ice cream with the girl and having brunch. But she knows shes absolutely head over heels when Marinette shows up at her fencing tournament gives her a luck charm and cheers her on wearing HER colors. Obviously Kagami wiped the floor with all the competition she cant be seen hesitating in front of Marinette!

On Tomeo’s side of things she makes sure that the paparazzi still lurking around after Kagami and Adrien’s breakup catch photos of what could easily be interpreted as dates between the girls. After all this is a revenge ploy but also Marinette is fantastic so Tomeo is 300% down with Kagami ‘bringing her into the family’ something she tells Kagami after the first paparazzi ‘date photos’ leak into the news. Kagami still has no idea this was an orchestrated affair and just thinks her mothers caught on to her feelings and is overjoyed that Marinette is approved of because after the cheek kiss Marinette gave her for winning the fencing tournament Kagami was preparing to fight her mother for the right to pursue the young designer seriously. After all she never hesitates! 

But Tomeo never realized Gabriel isnt the only one interested in Marinette. Audrey Bourgeouis has been keeping an eye on Marinette trying to find a way to get Marinette on to her side and away from Gabriel. So when she sees the photos of Kagami and Marinette she sees an opportunity. After all if Marinette isnt exclusively into men (and those photos of her flushed cheeks as Kagami cleans ice cream off her bottom lip are a clear indication shes not) then Audrey smells opportunity. After all Marinette was Chloe’s first crush! How cute would that be! The next day Marinette is being offered yet another opportunity to intern under Audrey this time with much looser restrictions. When Marinette accepts she suddenly finds herself working with Chloe… A LOT. The pair are modeling together, often paired together for shoots in perfect complementary clothes that screams ‘opposites attract’. Chloe is also helping manage Marinette’s brand and the two start to get along very well. The model photos and their business lunches are soon plastered alongside the Kagami and Marinette outings with parisian gossip blogs finding their interest picked by this potential love triangle.

Chloe for one, was confused at first. Sure she knew her mom was interested in Marinette but she never thought SHE would be working so closely with her first crush. And Chloe tries to ignore it, after all those are dead feelings! And Marinette woud never forgive her anyway so why even- Wait. Is that Marinette in a downright gorgeous golden dress? A-and she will be posing right next to Chloe for their shared shoot? Well… Chloe always thought herself deserving of royalty and damn if Marinette aint the princess of her dreams. Sorry Adriken’s you had your chance to get the girl, but now its winner keeps all and Marinette is the only prize shes interested in. For the record Alya is freaked out by Chloe being nice, but shes more weirded out by Chloe being protective and handsy and downright shamelessly flirty with Marinette. Audrey is pleased when she hears the news and is quick to give her daughter encouragement acting as if none of this was premeditated at ALL.

Oh but they have no idea that this is just the beginning. Because guess who's moved back into town. Adrien’s favorite cousin and aunty. And Felix’s mom is quite the busybody and dammit Felix needs friends! And maybe a cute girlfriend! And oh whos that pretty girl on the magazine cover? Marinette? The one her celebrity connections have nothing but praise for? Perfect! Shes invited to lunch with Felix and herself on friday to discuss movie costumes! And oh Audrey dear dont you think Marinette would look fabulous sandwiched between TWO blondes! Felix hasnt modeled in a while but come now. So suddenly Marinette is being spotted with Felix guiding him about paris and modeling with him AND Chloe under AUDREY’s brand NOT Gabriels.

Felix thought hed really hate Marinette; he tried to ignore her he really did. But shes funny, witty and sweet. Not to mention trustworthy, so a good candidate for a business partner. And thats it, but then he has to admit hes impressed when he rolls up to a photoshoot and Chloe! The definition of brat personified is acting… Bearable. Yes, somehow Marinette has done the impossible! She has tamed the beast known as Chloe. And yes fine he will admit shes drop dead gorgeous and how intelligent of her to learn all sides of the fashion industry and boost her rep with modelling! Soon hes spending more time with her, he tries to argue he needs a guide, that shes the most bearable person to be with! That she is just a friend- Oh god. No it cant be! He sounds like-! Like ADRIEN! And Chloe already told him about THAT mess! No! Absolutely not! He will not lead on Marinette like his idiot cousin! Marinette is a rare and beautiful woman! She could be his queen! And god he has to admit it much as he loathes too Marinette’s smile is enough to make him thank every non-existent god. He will win her heart, show her that she deserves better than his brain dead cousin! Felix is sure mother will approve of his decision to pursue the girl, now he just needs to do more shoots with Marinette...

And that's what finally gets Gabriel to snap. Because REALLY Felix!? Is there no loyalty to FAMILY. Not to mention he was totally drafting a potential contract for Marinette when Audrey snapped her up the witch! But its fine! Marinette has always been interested in Adrien! Surely she still is? Surely she's not been swayed by any of her new suitors! Right? Gabriel knows he can't mess with Audrey’s contract so he goes through Adrien, freeing up his sons schedule and telling him to spend time with Marinette to help her ‘adapt’ to the harsh world of fashion and modeling. He uses Adrien’s heroic nature to make it sound like hed be saving her from Chloe and Felix. And sure enough Adrien bites, using his friendship with Chloe to worm into fittings, meetings, and photo shoots. At first hes just there to make sure Chloe and Felix arent hurting sweet Marinette. But when he sees the blondes fighting for her attention, flirting with her, posing with her in some rather romantic settings. Suddenly hes less worried and more… Jealous? No! Not him! Hes concerned, confused, suspicious! Obviously he needs to spend more time with Mari- Wait! When did Kagami get here to take Marinette to lunch! And why are they all ignoring him!!!

Now Marinette is fully in the public's eye. Gossip blogs are being fed bits of info writing up each ‘candidates’ appeal as THE romantic partner to the Marinette Dupain-Cheng paris new darling, the girl with a heart of gold too oblivious to see the trail of hearts following her around! But there is still another contender yet to enter the game! Jaggeds been away on tour teaching Luka his up and coming protege all the tricks. And lets not lie Luka has his own fans now, enough to rival all the others. Jagged sees Luka as his own son, even calling him as much! Hell hes even adopted Luka and Juleka and when I say adopted I mean Jagged literally got shared custody of the kids when their real dad tried to start trouble once Luka started gaining fame. Luka and Juleka for one love their adopted father and his wonderful fiance Penny. But back to Jagged, being Jagged. 

The moment Jagged is back in Paris he's checking up on his favorite designer and hopefully future daughter in law! When… WHAT'S THIS?! All the other ritchies in Paris are playing his game! Trying to get Marinette married into THEIR families! Not rock and roll at all! He was here first! And so being Jagged he decides to make Luka’s stake in the race for Marinette’s heart clear! By spamming social media with photos of Marinette being cute with Luka, taking his measurements, going out with him, the pair babying Fang, the two passed out against each other after a long concert. And he has photos going back at least a year or two! Soon Luka’s fans pick up the hype starting a trending hashtag finding the pair cute! Jagged feels confident that hes won! When Audrey retaliates, and from there its a complete train wreck. Before long each pair has a hashtag filled with cute moments and arguing over whos dating the model / fashion designer! 

Meanwhile Adrien is drowning in denial as he goes through each hashtag seething about how many MORE photos everyone else has with Marinette, when HE is her very good friend and was here first! Felix, Chloe and Kagami on the other hand have declared open war after they tried to talk to each other about the hashtags reasonably only for it to devolve into “so you agree Marinette is best with me!” - “WHAT! No! Thats not what I said! Besides she clearly is best with me!” - “Ridiculous!” And so on. Poor Luka is having an entirely different reaction hiding in shame unsure how to face Marinette because he WAS going to ask her on a proper date now that she seems over Adrien, because even with everything she's the melody playing in his heart and he had a plan! But now his mom and sister are texting him and teasing him and apparently he has MORE competition! Who do these people think they are to deserve Marinette! No! Luka won't lose Jagged has been teaching him to be bold and confident! And Marinette is worth all of his efforts! Jagged REGRETS NOTHING even if Penny confiscated the tv remote!

Marinette meanwhile has no idea what's going on because the whole class made a dumb bet on when the designer would notice with one of the bet conditions being that no one could tip Marinette off and that they have to keep her away from Paparazzi so they dont spoil it either. And sense Alya is helping manage Marinette’s social media Marinette hasn't looked at it yet so she has NO idea what's happening. But her birthday is coming up next week and Chloe definitely didn't get dibs on planning a surprise party for her all so she could spoil the girl and RUB her GREAT relationship with Marinette into her competitions FACES! The competition however (and Adrien JustAfriend Agreste) have decided that they really aren't going down without a fight!

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[danishmiilk]

ship your moots with nct uwu

omg firstly thanks for the ask anon! assuming this is one of my moots who wants to date their bias but if it isnt oR if it is,,, smh i love you IM GOING BY VIBES YALLZERS

ship your moots with nct!

@softietaeyong || taeyong. because shes whipped for him and hed totally be whipped for her too bc who isnt tbh aha look rae we have a stable friendship going on! wow! BUT THEYD GO WELL TOGETHER BC BEAUTY X BEAUTY

@jimjamjaemin || jaemin. look it sounds like im shipping with biases uh but shes so confident and outgoing and everyone loves her and i THINK YES GREAT FIT BECAUSE I FLIRT WITH HER OFTEN AND I THINK JAEMINW OULD TOO AND HED TOTALLY ENJOY HER REACTIONS?? juseyo couple,,, goodbye, im sending you off to jaemin.

@neo-shitty || mark. i feel like shes just so cARING my god she alw sends me stuff and i feel like mark would spam her with links etc and like “i want to dye my hair red.” YALL CAN IMPULSIVELY DYE HAIR TOGETHER

@aesqas || doyoung. idk just,,, shes intimidating but also cool and also a total cutie <333 and if that isn’t doyoung idk who is? like shes kinda dry sometimes (IN A GOOD WAY FATE DONT KILL) but like sends asks and doyoung fits that and they fit so well uwus

@seeing-dreams || chenle. just chenle. i don’t know wHY but you seem like you’d go so well with chenle like you chat a lot and your ENERGYYYYYY GOES WELL WITH CHENLES AND YOURE CRACKHEADS BECAUSE SMH I LOVE YOU TWO

@fruityutas || shotaro. sorry were you expecting yuta?? LMAO BECAUSE SHOTARO’S SMILE GIVES OFF SUCH SOFT VIBES and so does your dming style like so soft,,, so cute,,, squish,,, 

@navyhyuck​ || jeno. idk your hearts and emojis feel very jeno smile and i think im deluding myself but thats fine yall better invite me to your wedding

@orange-nimon-cross || renjun. i think renjun’d be mad if people don’t reply him either and like (oops been on receiving end of The Mad) also i think yalls humour kinda fits?? like also personality kinda sassy etc etc etc wOW

@adamfoolcry || sicheng. look he’s still my boyfriend so don’t take him away but the vibes = sicheng oh my gooood you have NO IDEA OKAY WHY WHY CRY IM WILLING TO SHIP YOU WITH MY BF?? BECAUSE YALL WOULD FIT TOGETHER SO WELL NOT EVEN K I D D I N G  mAAN

@hannie-dul-set || donghyuck. hEy yOU FLIRT BACK??? WOW!! that’s haechan for you hyuck’d totally do that okay- and like yes i feel you + hyuck the vibes match a lot?? LIKE A LOT- LIKE ALOT OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND LIKE- i cant english forgive juseyo

@ncteaxhoe || kun. you put in so much effort to get to know how to read my name and i think kun?? would really appreciate that level of CARINGNESS yk like he’d do something like that too and he’d treat you so well. my god.

@neosculptures || lucas. why? you kinda wack broski. i have no more to say! goodbye!

@du0tine || johnny?? yes. so pretty. so intimidating. haven’t talked to you though i’d like to (SORRY) but straight up went “hit me up” like yes the confidence- johnny.

@xiaocvlts || dejun. i mean- dejun. kinda intimidating, super talented, and everything anyone could wish for.

@sunhyuck || yangyang. idk man vibes just- yall would vibe. totally. extremely. very. 

[liketolaugh-writes]

attempting to express the depth of my gratitude for your clear and concise response to my ask thru text is impossible so just imagine me bowing down on my hands and knees forehead to the floor, repeatedly and emphatically. i dont always get responses, and on top of replying at all, urs is so Clear. u might not be the hero of hyrule but ur the hero of my heart. goofball dramatics aside, thank u! if i do write things (hopefully i will! i have so many thoughts and im dying) i likely will give a shoutout n a direct link to ur AO3 on whatever works i post so ppl can eat from the source material and hopefully develop some good taste headcanons themselves. (I AM ALSO THINKING OF MAKING. A CROSSOVER COMIC CUZ LINKED UNIVERSE IS GOOD BUT ITS NOT WHAT I WAAAANT. BUT THATS AN EVEN BIGGER PROJECT. if i do tho ur name/handle is getting slapped on all relevant related surfaces when it comes to the specific BOTW headcanons)

THANK YOU AGAIN. also, dw abt how long it takes to reply/rambling cuz i dont shut up and to prove that heres some secret names for the links: ive been calling botw link Honey since games release cuz for some reason i saw his hair n i was like wow lol honey. omg his hair looks like honey. i got rly excited when i saw u use honey nut i was like BIG BRAIN MF HERE. I ALSO SOMETIMES CALL HIM BEE but thats less common. LBW is wally cuz he. cuz. cuz walls. painting. wall painting. wally. TTP is topaz because saying To The Past rly fast and muffled can sound like Topaz to me. and i like coming up with nicknames for all of them. even hyrule warriors, hes rio (from war-rio-rs) because i dont think hed like to be called something associated with battle (bcuz headcanons) and i wanted to be nice to him and i love him and i love all the links. wally and honey r my big biases and so is a super secret third link i cant talk abt yet bcuz no one can see him coming. NO one can see him coming. thanks for listening and i am so sorry for the epic goofball spam ask

Thank you so much, and good luck with your work!! <3 And yes, I love Linked Universe to death but halfway through reading the first fic (thank you, Unraveled) I was already designing Circuit Breaker. (This sounds like damning criticism but I promise it's not, Unraveled and the Linked Universe are great, I'm just extraordinarily picky about my headcanons.)

I completely feel you on the Links from the different games, too - it's entirely too easy to fall in love with them, lol. I could probably go on a rant about every single one of them. (And I did, frankly.)

[donghyuwus]

so donghyuck being nervous to see if you liked go up hed be fidgeting and looking at his fingers as he asks you if you liked it uwu

biTcH- this is the cutest thing ever, honestly i loved we go up more than anything and i have had it on repeat 25/8 now and like (you guessed it) the bridge is my fav part, hyuck just sounds so good and my emotions just shoot trough the roof at that part. i really hope he knows that i loved every single part of the mv and the song bcs it was a fucking masterpiece 😩✊(spam me with soft hyuck stuff)

[prompt-master]

Saturday Sickie

Anon asked: Clingy sick Michael fic plz?? @orderly-opaline asked: CLINGY SICK MICHEAL OMG YES Have a ficlet Ah Saturday, the day where teens go out on the town and do crazy awesome stuff. Unless of course you're a teenager named Jeremy Heere, in which case you'd walking over to your boyfriend's house because he wouldn't stop spamming your phone with texts. Jeremy let out a breath as he thumbed over the wall of text Michael had managed to send him in only 8 minutes, it was actually kind of impressive. The boy had gotten sick and just had to have Jeremy over because his parents were gone and he was craving comfort. He agreed, if only stop the anxiety inducing speed of notifications. Jeremy's blue eyes scanned up at the white door to Michael's house, there was a bit of scratched paint from when they were younger. Michael had slammed into the door and knocked a tooth out. He quickly wrapped out their signature knock, to the pac-man start up tune. Jeremy felt a frown when the door wasn't instantly opened, maybe he shouldn't have overlooked how sick Michael might actually be. He'd usually have the door open in less than 30 seconds, he'd bolt down the stairs in record time. Sometimes he'd slip on his socks and fall but still managed to open the door before half a minute was up. Jeremy decided he had waited enough after a second knock, and grabbed the spare key out from deep in the bird feeder. Pushing the door open, he once again found a pang of worry at the lack of a response. Ok Heere, calm down, he's probably listening to music or something. "Michael? It's Jeremy! I mean you probably knew that since you invited me, but uh, I'm here" Silence. Maybe Michael was- no wait he's fine. That is definitely the sound of Michael coughing and groaning miserably. Jeremy looked down at the plastic bag in his hands, glad he brought cough drops. He ran up the stairs and into Michael's room. "Hey Michael It's-" "Jeremyyyy..." Michael poked his head out from a little cocoon of blankets he'd made, the boy couldn't stop shivering. Jeremy smiled and sat down on the bed next to Michael, he patted his shoulder awkwardly, "hey man..how you feeling?" Michael hummed, taking a moment to take in all the awful he felt. The burn in his lungs and throat, how each swallow left a sharp sandpaper feeling down. He felt a harsh chill down to every cell in his body, like hed been doused in ice water. He sniffled, but found his nose blocked. "Pretty shitty." Jeremy nodded, "I figured. Here, I brought medicine." Jeremy fished through his little plastic bag for a bottle of grossly pink liquid. Michael whined out a strange noise, and Jeremy chuckled as he screwed open the bottle, "And I thought I was the one who made weird noises." Michael sat up and took the medicine down quickly. He scooter closer and closer to Jeremy over time, and was now touching shoulders with him. "Bleh..so gross" he handed the now empty measuring cup back. "That just means it's good medicine." Jeremy ruffled his hair. Michael hummed at the touch, and leaned his head down on the skinny boys shoulder. He loved the feeling of being held and pet and just anything Jeremy. It felt nice against his crawling skin, it helped him forget the burn in his throat. He didn't even realize he'd shut his eyes as Jeremy's cold hand slid over his forehead. Somehow still managing to feel nice despite the awful chills he was getting. "Not a bad fever but...here" another cool feeling replaced Jeremy's hand, slightly sticky. A fever patch. Jeremy smiled at the cute little space patterns over the patch and then stood up. "I'll be downstairs, you should rest" "Nooo" Michael grabbed onto Jeremy's wrist, "come on jer-bear stay..that's why I called you you fucking idiot." When Michael scooted over Jeremy sat back down. Usually Michael was hesitant for attention, he knew Jeremy would get sick. But right now? Michael didn't give a shit, he felt like shit and he wanted to be held by his shit boyfriend. He laid down in Jeremy's lap, who was attempted a very weak protest. "If you're parents come and see-" "Dude. Just like- please? I want a hug...i wanna cuddle" Jeremy sighed, holding his thin arms around Michael's shivering frame. "Ok ok..but I gotta go soon, dad doesn't want me gone all day and-" He paused when Michael turned in his lap and wrapped tight hands around his waist. "...maybe dad can wait a bit."