I’m so honored to have written smth tht has people like “wtf am I supposed to do w my life now” after they finish it 😭 It’s satisfying watching people comment their five stages of grief going thru tfl lol
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riddle me this batman. why did my blood sugar drop at midnight when I was trying to fall asleep
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i have a student that’s like so obviously terminally online like she’s the kind of person to make having adhd their whole personality and uses internet buzzwords irl and shes twenty four years old!!!!! im so embarrassed for her 💀💀☠️☠️
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the tvd and nina/ian breakup reference in the harley quinn valentine’s day special… indescribable levels of legendary
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the best way i can describe RH and Brittany’s rivalry is a red panda punching a rabbit in the face.
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y’all I was planning on doing my homework tonight while at work, because it’s usually chill right?
wrong. I thought the worst thing I’d have to deal with tonight was two kids staying up all night because it’s their last night together, but no. every single kid is awake and it’s complete chaos, I’ve had to intervene several times to prevent physical fights and the arguing is insane. what is in the water
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