#hellz inbox

[hellsballz]

Attention all passengers: we have a bomb on board and are going to hit hellz's askbox

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NINE ELEVEN?!?!?! ON MY BLOG?!?!?!!!!!?

[hellsballz]

ASK ME ASK ME ASK ME ASK ME ASK MEEEEEE

born to ask my mutuals all sorts of silly questions in their inboxes forced to don’t . because of nervous. and Woke

[kieren-fucking-walker]

Commenter appreciation

So I still have recs and things for @dghdafeedbackfest but I’ve had a heck of a day and I thought I’d try something different this time! While the fest is a focus on giving feedback to creators, I wanted to take a minute to show some appreciation for the people who show up pretty much without fail to comment on or generally enthuse about the things I create. I know for a fact that if you create in this fandom you’ll know most of these names, because they’re just that good at being supportive, wonderful people who I also know for a fact I wouldn’t still bother writing without.  

So, in no particular order!

flightinflame [@flightinflame]

I see your name in my inbox and I know I’m going to smile! I love your comments and how enthusiastic you are, and I love knowing my writing makes you happy! Also doing writing sprints with you is amazing, I have no idea how you write as fast as you do, I’m in awe! Thank you so much for your enthusiasm and kindness, it makes writing things a joy  ❤️

Lynds [@gold-from-straw]

So often I get comments from you that make my day! I think some of my favourites are ones where you just yell at me about emotions? It’s such a delight to receive them, and working with you on my first Big Bang for this fandom was such a wonderful experience, I honestly can’t stress enough how much that fic would not exist without you and how happy it makes me to see you in my comments! Thank you for being wonderful   🧡

kelspots [@kelspots​]

You show up so frequently in my email notifications and it makes me so happy! Whenever I’m re-reading old comments I’m amazed by how often you’re there in them and how much I love to see them. Knowing you’ve enjoyed something I wrote really makes my day! Thank you for your enthusiasm and the time you’ve taken to leave me as many comments as you have   💛

juniper_and_lamplight [@juniper-and-lamplight]

Where would this fandom be without you? Your consistent support is one of the only reasons some of my fics have been finished! Your comments are always insightful and moving and your levels of rec organisation terrifies me as much as I am in awe of it. As a beta you’re amazing to work with, I’ve never felt nervous to send you anything and all of your feedback has been helpful, made me super happy, or both. Thank you for being awesome and making me feel more confident about my writing  💚

sarcastic_fangirl01 [@last-holistic-renegade​]

Another mainstay who makes me seriously happy! I love reading your comments, I love knowing something I’ve written is something you’ve enjoyed! You’ve always been lovely and supportive and some of the things you’ve said about my writing have honestly made me tear up a bit! Thank you for saying such lovely things and making me want to keep writing (especially brotzly!)   ��

gallantrejoinder [@gallantrejoinder​]

I’m 99% sure there was a point when you seemed to comment on the entire back catalogue of my fic and it honestly made me so happy! You always have something lovely to say and I love seeing your name in my notifications because I know it’s going to make me smile! Thank you so much for being wonderful enough to leave as many comments as you have, I hope my writing brings you as much joy as your comments bring me  💜

DontOffendTheBees [@dont-offend-the-bees​]

Hellz I don’t think anybody in the history of fandom has ever had to put up with as much ridiculous bullshit fandom ideas as you have from me, and I can only thank you for being wild enough to meet all of them with enthusiasm and return with your own in kind. Writing with/around/at you is such a joy, you’ve seen so many things that are never going to make the light of day from completely random au’s to the cracky-est of crack ships, and I literally love any time we talk about anything we’re making for this fandom. One day those numerous half finished google docs I’ve thrown your way may see the light of day, but even if they don’t they’ve had a brief experience of being loved by you and that’s more than enough for me. I’m pretty sure you’re the reason half my ideas have stuck around longer than fleeting shower thoughts, and I’m always excited to share fic with you so thank you for being a great and wacky friend, and partner in what I can only describe as crimes against fandom that will not be named here  ❤️

incorrigible_worksop [@incorrigible-worksop]

Delightful friend! Your enthusiasm is one of the only reasons my Tangled AU exists, I genuinely don’t think I could have gotten through that writing process without you, and the whole experience was such a joy! You’ve been commenting on my fic for ages before that though, and it always felt wonderful to see your name in my inbox because your comments are always an absolute joy to read! You’re encouraging and enthusiastic and often make me laugh, yours are one of the first I’ll go to when re-reading comments to try and remind myself I can write things people like, and I’m so so thankful that working together gave me a chance to actually talk to and get to know you. Sharing fic ideas with you and knowing you’re excited to read them only makes me want to write them more, so thank you for being so incredibly supportive and a wonderful friend 🧡

reptilianraven [@actualbird]

Whenever I get a comment from you I end up reading it multiple times a day, because I get so excited and happy reading through it that I often don’t manage to take all of it in! I’ve never not been absolutely delighted to receive a comment from you, your excitement to read my stuff makes me excited to write it, and knowing you’ve enjoyed it is such a wonderful feeling! I have no idea how you write as much as you do, but I cherish every single word and I constantly go back and read your comments when I need cheering up or reminding I can write things. Thank you so much for being so enthusiastic in telling me that you liked something I’ve written, it means the world to me!  💛

Again, this is by no means an exhaustive list, there are so many people who take the time to comment on fics and I treasure each and every comment I get. It’s the only reason I keep posting things, and I know it’s the same for a lot of other writers. I just wanted to put some appreciation out to some of those people, because I know a lot of writers are vocally frustrated about a lack of feedback these days (and in many cases understandably so) but there are people who consistently show up to support and share love for the hours of work that goes into making fic, and I absolutely cannot overstate how much I cherish those people. I think it’s safe to say at this point that while I write stories for myself, I post them for you, and it’s not something any of us should take for granted, so thank you for being so wonderful, and as most of these people write themselves I highly recommend checking out their fics and giving them as much love as they deserve 💜

[imtherealsebastiansatan]

I have an inbox full of messages but I am in too much pain to focus. Hopefully tomorrow I'll feel better. / get well soon kev! Xo

I actually got out of bed today. Hellz yeah! Progress.

[wardog-of-whimsy]

Um... Hey!

1. First impression: MA CAN I KEEP HER? 2. Truth is: Darlin’ you know I love ya!3. How old do you look: I DON’T KNOW? Srsly I’ve not seen y’all’s faces I don’t think4. Have you ever made me laugh: YES5. Have you ever made me mad: Does it count if I write like a mad thing? Because you throw so many good things in my inbox and I GOTTA ANSWER THEM ALL6. Best feature: That gorgeous brain o’ yours, Dollface!7. Have I ever had a crush on you: Hellz yes babe.8. You’re my: Possibly a devil on my shoulder (such good fic ideas). Definitely a partner in crime. A true peach, tho. 

[dghdabigbang]

Big Bang Check-In

Hello, Bangers!

As you are (hopefully) aware, the next Big Bang check-in is a week from now (Sunday June17th)! This is fairly informal, basically we just want to make sure you’re all on track and no one’s going to get left in the lurch! If everyone, artists and writers alike, could send us an email at dghdabigbang@gmail.com, including a WIP (hopefully, if you’re a writer, you should be at least half way to the minimum word count by now, about 7.5k) confirming that everything’s all ship-shaped and you’re making progress, that’d be swell! If you DON’T check in soon, and can’t be reached, you’ll be marked as a drop-out and your artist/writer will be re-assigned.

While the 17th is the official date, you can feel free to send in your WIP earlier if it’s more convenient, I’ll be intermittently checking the inbox over the next week! And of course, feel free to keep us up to date with any issues or concerns you may be having- here to help!

Love ya loads!

-Mod Hellz

[canlocaride]

That’s right, it’s survey time!

-This survey gets a little personal; can you handle it? Uh that’s why I’m doing it!  -If you married the last person you texted, what would your last name be? Ferrer -Were you happy when you woke up today? Hmm, a little bit! I was well rested even though it was 6 AM. -When were you on the phone last? And with who? Earlier this afternoon with an Italian man (work-related, unfortunately baha). -Who all do you have texts from in your inbox? Inbox? on the phone? do people say that? (I took this survey from a facebook memory of someone 9 years ago btw). Uhh pretty much all my contacts are in my “inbox”. -What's a fact about the last person who text messaged you? She’s badass and lives in Paris. -Want someone back in your life? Not really? I can contact all the people I want :) -What are you excited for? GOING TO AMERICA!!! -What's the last thing you put in your mouth? Vanilla tea! Was lovely during the thunderstorm! -Are you scared to fall in love? Hellz no! I got dis shit down. -Is there something you want to tell someone? I want to tell Anna about the red fruit pastry I ate today (it was delish, gurl) -Who was the last person you took a picture with? Looking back on my phone photos... it was Coco and we look damned cute. -Is it easy to make you cry? 

Not really? only if you know the right (wrong) thing to say. -Have you ever worn the oppisite sexs clothing? Yup! -Where is your next road trip? Road trip...To Madison? So I can graduate! -Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to? Yes. I might have two. -Whats your 3rd text say? Uh, the messages in my phone are organized by person not by time. It would either be “Stupid pants” or “Also!!! Mon dossier du visa a été accepté et envoyé en France!”. -Does your last kiss still like you? Jesus I hope so, he’s only been gone for two days XD XD -Have you ever stayed up all night on the phone? Yes, talking to boys I’m sure. -Has anyone said they love you in the last week? Yes! Lots of love ;) -Have you ever laughed so hard you cried? A lot, because I have hilarious friends. -Do you remember who you liked in 7th grade? WOW 7th grade. I think that was actually the year that I started to not like people. I took a break until high school. It was good for me. More time to focus on my Sims.

-What time did you wake up this morning? 5:30, 5:40, 5:50, and 6:00 -What was the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? Turned off the light! (also texted Coco, drank water, and read) -Is there anyone who doesn't like you? Most likely! -Do you like to cuddle? Soooooooo much. -Have you ever liked someone older? Yes! There has only been two times that I’ve had a crush on someone younger, I think. -Any apologies from anyone recently? My boss apologized for interrupting me? It wasn’t a big thing but it’s the only thing I can think of. -Do you hate the last girl you had a conversation with? My boss? hellz no lol -Can you make a dollar in change right now? I literally have no American coins. So, no. (dish bitch can’t even make a euro, someone throw me some bank!) -What are you good at in school? Writing my master’s thesis? That’s about the only thing “at school” I got going on lol -What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you had? Vanilla tea, ain’t you been listening bish? -When is the last time you cried? Wow, I honestly can’t remember...I think I almost cried during an episode of Band of Brothers? That was a few weeks ago. That’s pretty good! I usually cry more often. I’ll make a point to cry again soon. -Ever been swimming in a lake or river? Both! And even the ocean :D -Last person you drove with in a car? Did I do the driving? I almost killed Blake and I back in August. I was driven in a car this afternoon with all my colleagues (we had a picnic on the grass, cute!) -What did you last buy? Lunch. -Do you like Chinese food? Yes sir/ma’am! Real Chinese food and fake American Chinese food. -Plans for tomorrow? Work on my thesis, go to work, go home and veg. It’s pretty much my daily routine. -Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle? Yeah. Is that strange? -What are you wearing on your feet? Brown flats. -Did you have a good day yesterday? I did! Worked in the morning, then I went on a 1.5 hour boat cruise, then I took a group of Turkish kids to a WWII site and taught them a little bit about history. -What's the reason behind your display name? Canlocaride? Song lyrics. -What color shirt are you wearing? I am wearing a dress. It is green. -Have you ever crawled through a window? I believe so, but I have a high preference for doors. -Will this weekend be a good one? Hm, it will be busy. Work all day Saturday, Sunday dedicated to thesis...it’ll be alright. Who was the last person that hugged you? Corentin :) -Has anyone whose name started with a M kissed you? I can’t think of a M guy... -Is there one place you'd like to visit? There are A LOT of places! First thing that came to mind: Seattle to see Anna (during the Fall because beautiful) ((trees and Anna are beautiful), Montréal, Spain, Scotland... -Is there someone that you believe you will always be attached to Yes! -What is something you disliked about your day? I spilled coffee this morning. And I noticed how tan the top of my feet are compared to my legs. It’s ridic. -How much cash do you have on you? lolol no cash!!! -How many guys do you like right now? like like???? one. -What's your current desktop picture? A painting I made. DOES THAT MAKE ME EGOTISTICAL?? -Besides this what are you doing? Avoiding work obvs. -Do you miss the way things used to be? Not at all. This is the best. I am absolutely delighted with how things are, and I’m even more excited for how they will be (come August, then September). Life is good!!!!!

[agentverbivore]

@whatlighttasteslike reblogged your photo and added:

(Okay, not actual footage from this chapter, BUT STILL.) Hellz yeah. Jemma Simmons, standing up to her bully, getting the job done. I love it. 

@waitingforeleven replied to your photo “Side By Side - a daemon Academy AU Rating: Mature                …”

Loved waking up to this in my inbox! Already read it and I’m in loveeee. More thoughts to come. :)

ahhhh thank you so much!! while writing, i really felt that Jemma needed to have her moment with Heywood, so I’m glad you thought it was satisfying! 

[hellsballz]

Cole. That's the request.

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of course. wotd cole cuz hes my fav

[hellsballz]

Can I have some domestic plasma please? /nf

of course! here you go<3 (click on the image for better quality)

jay is telling kai how to defeat a difficult end-game boss

[hellsballz]

my art request is jay in the alpha wolf pose . please don’t start another gofundme for my execution

uhh not really alpha wolf pose just a specific alpha wolf image inspired cuz i couldnt figure out how to translate that pose to lego

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childs play but they all have guns (like in those photos of tiny children holding massive shotguns n stuff). that is my art request. give those toddlers ak-47s

this ask is so beautfiul im not even kidding i woke up and read thisand such a clear image popped intro my mind.

zane and jay arent there because i couldnt figure out how to draw them sorry

[hellsballz]

can you drw bruise mpreg but jays pergnaet

sure

i fully expect to lose all of my followers after this im not even kidding

[hellsballz]

Could you infodump about The Phantom Ninja? I don’t really know anything about them.

Also, are they your oc?

when i saw this ask and the quetsion if phantom is my oc i knew i have made it as a blorbo obssesed maniac. spoilers for both the phantom ninja comic and way of the departed ahead! also this is going to be very long, so strap in for the ride ;) The Phantom Ninja (Seliel) is a character from the 2014 rebooted era comic "who is the phantom ninja?" that came out on may 20th if i remember correctly - so they are not my oc lmao they are an actual canon (well. i will get to that later, all the points with that i will mark with a * symbol) character! i actually own this comic myself!!

the comic cover ^

im gonna try my best not to just sum up this comic but i have a tendency to do so when i am told to talk about things... the main focus of the comic is basically all the ninja (including nya and excluding lloyd for some fucking reason*) are in an unspecified location near a small town called Nom, that has been taken over by nindroids. at this point in the series the ninja know that the evil overlord is planning something but they arent sure what* (this comic takes place between the episodes into the digiverse and codename arcturus*), so because the town has so many nindroids in it, they (well, cole, mostly) believe that Nom may be the center of opporation for the evil guys.

in Nom they quickly realize that the nindroids have taken over the town and forced the people to work at a factory to create more nindroid parts. throughout the comic they try to stop the nindroids, and help the people of nom escape, but a strange warrior always makes their mission more and more difficult...

THE PHANTOM NINJA! he always appears from a cloud of smoke and targets nindroids, not the ninja at first. when they first interact zane mentioned how he seems to be very skilled as it is not easy to take quickly take down a nindroid (just like the phantom ninja does). the phantom is ANNOYING AS FUCK. EVERYONE IS SICK OF HIM. he is this "super mysterious skilled warrior" that after the ninja try to stop him from hurting an innocent man because he thought he was a nindroid, the ninja know that "he will either be a great friend or a powerful enemy" (im paraprasing from zane here). he seems very self-centered and thinks very highly of himself and his abilities, and is always on some "the nindroids must taste my revenge" type shit. like i cannot stress enough how big of an ego this guy has. you just gotta read this for yourself (im gonna put a link to the comic down below btw!) all the ninja throughout the comic try to figure out who this motherfucker is whilst also trying to take down the nindroids from the town, mostly because they believe that nom might be the new base of opperation for the overlord*. something important to note here is that in the first few seasons, ESPECIALLY in books and comics and stuff like that, cole was always the leader. he was not potrayed really as such in the show, but all the other media for ninjago always shows him as one. with that said, cole probablly has the most stuff in this comic (but i must say all the ninja get their respective time to shine). he mostly tries to figure out who the hell this piece of shit is, because he keeps his identity hidden quite well. cole is the one planning all the stuff. well, after the whole comic of trying to somehow balance fighting the nindroids and getting rid of this guy, cole comes up with an idea based of a short converation they all had with a local girl. the nindroids have captured the mayor of the town and his daughter, seliel, and they keep them hostage at the factory to disencourage the people from trying to escape. cole decides to go there at night and he sees the phantom ninja crawling out of the vents! and when he snatches his mask off..

its seliel!

turns out... this story is connected to ANOTHER ninjago media (this time a book), "cole, ninja of earth" i think it was called, that takes place in the pilots, but i dont remember exactly how it went as i read it a loong time ago so some things might be wrong here. basically the ninja team is freshly formed and cole, jay, zane and kai try to team up to get rid of some skeletons in an undesclosed location (well, turns out its near nom). NO ONE other then cole wants to cooperate and cole, being the leader and because sensei wu isnt there, gets frustatred, AND STAGES HIS OWN DEATH AND DRESSES UP AS A "PHANTOM NINJA" TO TEACH THEM A LESSON TO FUCKING COOPERATE. YEAH. IM NOT MAKING THAT SHIT UP. (though that book does have another phantom ninja but we dont talk about that. thats just some rando.) apparently seliel somehow learned of that and cole inspired her to become a ninja. and when nindroids took over nom a week before, when night felt, she would turn into the phantom ninja to fight them off! and she is GREAT at it. butttt her and cole fight like dogs here (she literally throws him across a rooftop, my girls got some strenght) and only after some time has passed she agrees to help him and the ninja get rid of the nindroids. so they do that using the power of friendship ugh i mean. cooperation and teamwork! after getting rid of the nindroids, cole realizes that this was all a set-up from the overlord to try to keep them busy so that he could work on his master plan of project artcurus. cole and seliel come to an agreenment and the ninja leave nom on good terms with the phantom. I LOVE THIS COMIC. the phantom is a suprisingly well written character and anti-hero, i LOVE LOVE LOVE how much of a piece of shit he is, he is so full of himself its so fucking funny. he has a great dynamic with all the ninja, especially cole, they fight and fight, everyone else is super done with him, their teeth start gridning just at the thought of this motherfucker showing up. also my headcanon of genderfluid and transmasc seliel comes from the fact that before it is revealed who the phantom ninja is, everyone uses he/him to desrcibe him and phantom doesnt mind, though that mind have been to simply keep anonimity, and when cole righout shouts to seliel "youre a girl!" seliel gets really upset. she is much more then just a girl and she is not only a girl. i also obviosely love that seliel is not treated like a love interest for cole in this comic. though... she was treated so by the fandom. yeah. when this comic came out sooo many people simply threw phantoms arc right into the trash and used seliel to ship her with cole because ohhh pretty girl interacted with single boy they must be in love!!! TOTALLY IGNORING THE FACT THAT THEY WERE AT EACHOTHERS THROATS THE ENTIRE COMIC. but that was in 2014 so i forgive everyone who shipped coliel, we are all wrong sometimes, and thats also why i have the coliel tag blocked, because even though i might see something once in a century, i dont like it. (also you might have noticed that even though i reffered to seliel as genderfluid transmasc i use he/him for the phantom and she/her for seliel - this is just for simplicity and clarity) but even though this comic was phantoms debut, seliel showed up in something else later! firstly:

in the 70596 set "samurai x cave chaos", which is a big set with i believe 1000 pieces in it, there is a reference to the phantom! this set was from the day of the departed wave, coming out in 2016 alongside the special, two years after phantoms comic. it of course depicts a non-canon scene from the samurai x cave, where on one of the computer screens you might be able to spot...

THE PHANTOM NINJA! seliel was included in this set as a little sticker and little easter egg for those who recognise him! well, it got a tiny bit of fandom excited that seliel will finally be made canon* and will show up in season 7, but of course... it did not happen... broken heart emoji. well, now to seliels second appearance...

WAY OF THE DEPARTED! for those who dont know: Way Of The Departed is a could-be-canon* "fanfic" created by Tommy Andreasen (one of the creators of ninjago) that started in october of 2017 and is still ongoing today! it takes place between season 7 and season 8 of ninjago and is focused on the one and only cole<3. its an explenation of what happened to his ghostly scar! im gonna try my absolute fucking best not to summorize the entirety of wotd but i love it so much. GO READ IT! ITS AVAILABLE ENTIRELY ON THE WIKI! basically... cole scar is weird. the ninja live in the temple of airjitsu now and the ghost of sensei yang inhabits it! its his and coles little secret. cole suffers because of his scar, it gives him head-splitting migraines, it awakens his sleep. he cant live like this. yang tells him that there might be someone in a small town called nom that might help him.... cole thinks that the name of that town seems oddly familiar, but doesnt think much of it. he packs and goes there, he cannot bear this pain any longer. when he gets there, he is attackted by someone. a masked warrior who dove onto him from a cloud of smoke, wielding two shiny katanas... ITS PHANTOM! they are both so happy to see eachother! old friends who have not met since forever! seliel is lowkey suprised that cole is alive, last she heard of him was that he was "departed" which she assumed to simply mean dead, not in the sense that he got turned into a ghost. both of them talk and share their experiences, they missed eachother. its so sweet. seliel plays a pretty big part in wotd !!! she is coles main emotional support in everything he goes through in this fic (which is. SO MUCH OH MY GOD). they have such a sweet relationship. even though they bickered in who is the phantom ninja they reconsiled after all of that (like i mentioned) and are now friends... ugh... they make me sick... seliel worries about cole but she is still her usual a little self-centered self, tommy did an absolutely amazing job with her characterization, because even though years have passed at this point, she still retains her personality even though she has changed and grown more understanding and less cocky. AND! PHANTOM IS ALSO ON THREE OF THE CHAPTER COVERS !!!!!

i dont really like the first one because of the face but i cannot be picky bro these are literally the only instances of her ever. I ADORE THE SECOND AND THIRD ONE. THEY ARE SO GOOD.

theres so much seliel in way of the departed i was literally doing backflips as i read it. SO YOU SHOULD GO READ IT! NOT ONLY FOR HER BUT FOR COLE ALSO. ITS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!

okay i think that is all. i, of course, have my own personification of seliel and even an entire au decidacted to her, but thats not canon material, so if youd like to know more about it, let me know! thank you so much for this ask, it made my day. well, the last three days. sorry it took me a while to respond to, i wanted to include as much information and content about seliel as i could, and i re-wrote parts of this response like four times each. @jammahanna @kindaasrikal tags because both of you sent me an ask about phantom too! thank you so much for reading my rambling, it means the world to me. wishing you a great day/night!

[hellsballz]

OHMY GWAWG PLEASPLEASPLEA CAN YUO DRAW AARDWOLF PLEASPLEAS AND MY LIFE IS YOURS hai btw

they are so awesome

[hellsballz]

Every time you ask for art requests i immediately think Morro but i’ll get more creative and ask for Rox please etebbd

the minute i put out that post i think i lost all my drawing abilities. heres a little lineless rox sketch for you