#hes just ...

[shotmrmiller]

being called simon's work wife by johnny is all fun and games til you start spotting the man you've never formally met in the corner of your eye.

imagine being told by a pig-headed superior to make yourself useful and go get him some coffee only to immediately start apologizing, words spilling out of his pathetic mouth like water because your johnny-proclaimed husband's looming right behind you in guard dog mode.

you mumble out a thank you, even though you're not sure what for and he just tugs your name tag.

no one talks to my wife like that.

(forget about trying to clarify that it's work wife, he's got selective hearing.)

i think it's cute til it's not. til you're at a bar, drunk, and he shows up and takes you home. you wake up in a bed that smells of gunpowder and carbolic soap, in a shirt 3x your size and a pair of oversized sweats. when you check your phone, your friend's text reads, your husband is a scary man.

(there's a fucking ring on your finger, too.)

[pure-oddity]

Kyle as a boyfriend is reeeeaaall nice.

He's a recon guy, he does his research. First few dates he says enough to keep the conversation going but he's focused on listening, watching, observing.

He sees how you eat, how you talk, how you walk, fuck he's cataloging how you sit. And he's comprehending what you say, actively filing things away. All these little gold nuggets of info.

So that when date 3 or 4 comes around youre left stuttering and bashful as all hell because you've never had a guy put in so much fucking effort? Like:

You need him to be direct? "I'm looking for something long-term, marriage - preferably within 2 years but I can be flexible. Do you wanna talk about how you feel regarding children and see if we align?"

Want him to show that he thinks of you even ehen you arent around? "Hey I'm back, I know you like the pubs wings so I grabbed you a box, had to fight the boys off it."

Want him to pull his weight and be an active equal partner? "Hey I just finished grabbing the groceries, I grabbed stuff for a new recipe - did you want me to grab anything special on my way out?" Or "Hey hand me any cups you've got I'm about to do the dishes, let me finish that and I'll seperate my clothes so you can do the laundry."

He's just...so fucking capable and genuinely wants the relationship to work and be successful. He takes pride in keeping a happy home and an even happier significant other.

Yall have long talks about the distance and strain his job causes. Very good with check-ins to make sure you aren't feeling neglected and he's not feeling lonely or overly stressed.

Communication and observation KING.

And he's loving!! He's a forhead kisses, gotta be touching you at night, walks on the outside of the sidewalk kinda guy! He'll link pinkies while yall walk, randomly lean over to kiss you "cause I(he) wanted to" with the cutest little smile. Sets up photoshoots for holidays and special events so he can have pictures of the two of yall (sends his family Christmas cards of yall).

Pet names include: love, baby, sweetheart, doll

[pagodazz]

50 seconds of Leigh screaming!!!!!!

[littlelightfish]

Holm nation. I offer you... Holm.

[ruedhood]

read boy wonder and i LOVE how damian is drawn like this. i need him as a squishy so i can flatten him on my desk and watch him bounce back Angry.

[elliottexists]

nothing in the world belongs to me but my love is mine, all mine

[sleepytoken]

[dovewingkinnie]

Draw toy freddy using william as a rubber ball lmao

[earlycuntsets]

2005 much on demand

[lover-of-mine]

Buck moments in rescues that make me go *blushing furiously* *twirling my hair*

[princecroutons]

a certain someone's chin acne keeps flaring up and then gets mad at me for cleaning it like it isn't itchy !!!!!!!!!!!!

[eccentricallygothic]

i can get over kpop, but i can never get over you, bangchan

[aidansplaguewind]

The Low Down (2000)

[pyr0frnzy]

scarily obsessed w drawing Sanji from my god/spirit au…

[fire-bay]

Me and Ruka were discussing how drizzt is very much a shoujo protagonist and I had to doodle it

[nyxi-pixie]

have you guys thought about nakahara chuuya today hey guys have you thought abiut nakahara chuuya. i think you should think about nakahara chuuya. nakahara chuuya guys guys chuuya chuuya i think you should be thinking abiut chuuya. chuuya. chuuyachiuyachuuyachuuyachuuyachuuyachuuya

i have thiyght abiut chuuya every day for well over a year. everyone shiykd do this i think.