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#hes like.. twelve. and silly
jackmerrideeznuts · 1 year
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Jack is the kind of kid to say that his dad works for the government and can get your whole family arrested when hes angry
(Or even better- he claims his dad is the ceo of roblox and can take away all your robux)
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catatombi · 4 months
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gotta tape his face back together
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demigodishniss · 1 year
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If Twelve has a million fans, I'm one of them. If Twelve has 5 fans I'm one of them. If Twelve has one fan, that one is me. If Twelve has no fans, I'm no longer alive. If the world is against Twelve I'm against the entire world--
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holy shit i came back to atla tumblr after a few months of being on and off and there is so much aang discourse??? like someone help me out here I MISSED SOMETHING. y’all need to leave my poor boy alone he’s done nothing 😭
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oceanwithouthermoon · 11 months
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i still cant believe that theres NO explanation for why saiki wears those stupid glasses😭we have PROOF that his stoning power can be stopped by ANY glasses, he could just wear clear glasses, WHY ARE THEY GREEN
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luxiowins · 3 months
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Been listening to Batman unburied recently and I'm very obsessed with the riddler in it.
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fisheito · 3 months
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snakes have something called a jacobson's organ that allows them to smell. they stick out their tongue, and then when it enters their mouth again, the jacobson's organ processes what they just smelled with their tongue. i say this to propose that, after yakumo licks eiden's dick for a good 10 minutes, he closes his mouth and processes it all like O_____O
when i TELL YOU that this message left me bracing the wall like
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#you just... waltz into my inbox... LEAVE ME SNAKE FACT.... and HILARIOUS vision???#you do this freely? you would demonstrate such audacity???#i post my snorn and soon after i get a fun little inbox surprise#i was overcome with such gratitude that i had to consult my uhhjacobson's organ for a bit? 😂#thank u.... for showing up and dropping these words on me... *wipes joyous tear*#i immediately thought of those silly cat zoomies eyes#what? is yakumo gonna go comically BIG PUPIL after he's processed what just transpired?#(sucked eiden's dick for a full 10 minutes)?#or is he just gonna have a steam meltdown like in puzzling invitation#just straight up blue screen (Buffering....) for a minute while all the senses catch up to him#and eiden (if he manages to drift out of his ducked-out-brain) starts to worry#as soon as i read ur message i was ON WIKIPEDIA like the buttered side of the toast on floor#vomeronasal organ my vestigial intrigue...? according to this here article... humans have them but they don't do anything anymore#so maybe yakumo has a standard nasal system when in human form. he doesn't need to consult the organ for processing#but the moment he starts shapeshifting... once he reaches those in-between and beyond snakey forms...#he'll have to engage in the ol' lick-n-sniff.#and that's when the comedy kicks in#does he descend upon the dick with renewed hunger after all that processing? a bit of gluttony activation?#or does he ease up a bit because it's all too overstimulating?#UGH WHY HTWRIUELOW WHYUIAO. SDTP YOYU I'M A CHANGED MAN AFTER NAKED APRON YAKUMO#i'mma need twelve more orders of this please *gestures to the yakuei dick sucking*#feesh answer
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novablisters · 7 months
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how I feel bitching about how awful elevenriver is and then turning around sobbing and crying about how much I love twelveriver
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bro i keep seeing people on here and tiktok being like omg theyre 12 why dont they act more 12 theyre acting too mature ugh and its like babe its the trauma. like im sorry but its the trauma. idk what to tell you annabeth ran away when she was seven and is running her cabin five years later and shes never left the child soldier training summer camp im so sorry shes never seen a movie and shes not giggly enough. percy has been bullied his whole life and switched schools six times in his twelve years and now his mom is dead or dead-adjacent and if he doesnt save the world his mom will be gone forever and honestly that might happen if he saves the world too oh and also his entire world is flipped over the head and gods and monsters are real and he has to fight them and his dad doesnt give a shit and neither does any adult in the world so im very truly sorry he's not constantly laughing and going with the flow instead of asking relevant questions. go talk to your friends and breath in the fresh air i love you so much and i know you love these kids but it is very much in fact on account of the trauma
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dysaniadisorder · 1 year
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watching adventure time as a teenager really is
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I must know why Blaine hates bmo this is crucial information. please
well see i just thought it would be funny if like
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if like. like. all of finn and jakes other lives start with B and S (beth and shermy? shoko and. bchubby tiger? butterfly and something. idk. blai--)
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My toxic trait really and truly is that I can’t for the life of me except blonde percy. Like taking an originally blonde character and making them Not Blonde? Prefect mwah continue please. The opposite? Dear god get it away
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lesbiankoby · 2 years
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you know what i already went and wrote a fucking. issekai fic i can finish the self indulgence roulette and attempt to write IC mokuton sakura au. the particular plot bunny i’m sitting on revolves mostly around oc-ish mebuki and kizashi playing out a pastiche of “the americans” though they’re a duo of ex orochimaru lackies (originating from like, hot water or something) that hit a child murder breaking point during orochimaru’s phase 2 “annoyed tenzou survived and he missed it” mokuton experiments and stole what they believed to be a “dud” off of him (baby sakura) before faking their deaths and settling down as civilian refugees in a village where nobody knows their faces and the professors shadow looms large enough orochimaru might have spies but he’d be hard pressed to take extreme action even if he did figure out two of his lab techs aren’t actually dead (konoha). fake married to real-ish married arc.
…inventing the pseudonym “haruno sakura” wholesale is just very funny to me.
by the time they shrugged and let her enter the shinobi academy (while they hope she’s absorbed enough from them to prioritize herself over a village, they’re hardly going to stop her from learning how to fight) they genuinely assumed the mokuton experiment had been a failure— when they first decanted her and bolted she was very sickly and there was a genuine fear she wouldn’t even make it, but she pulled through. sakura is aware of her ‘childhood infirmity’ but has bounced back admirably. maybe even more then admirably! come to think of it, it’s sort of funny she skated through the academy without a single major injury— but she’s a bit (a lot) silly, so that might be the result of her never pushing herself too far during taijutsu lessons. nobody really thought about it.
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jokerlennon · 5 months
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seven definitely corresponds to this sort of ideal doctor characterisation in my head which is awesome but really weird uncle who also kills people
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nonbinarynightcrawler · 11 months
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Every time I think about digging into my Fortune Backstory Documents and pulling out bits to share or turn into comics or something, something else happens and I lock that shit down quicker than my computer can load them up
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liselke · 8 months
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huge fan of the twelfth doctor because hes like if 3 wasnt made in the late 60s and also was canonically nonbinary
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