#hes not a texter

[ickyblickyy]

i headcanon hard that bakugou dgaf abt texting and is a hard caller kinda dude. like if it's trully important fuck a text, he'll call you 7 times. anxiety is afraid of him fr

yk this makes sm sense like i think bakugou would prolly leave u on read if u text him smth serious and call u but if its nothing important he’ll just leave u on read n never respond unless u spam him

[0vergrowngraveyard]

Do you think Sonic would snap a picture of the first time tails went super. Like a proud parent showing off their kid’s first steps?

the group chat went crazy

[m1ckeyb3rry]

when everyone headcanons nagi as a bad/lazy texter but he’s one of the only characters we’ve actually seen texting in the manga and he used full sentences w/capitals and punctuation + silly stickers to emphasize the mood

FREE MY MAN FROM THE ALLEGATIONS 🗣️

[livwritesstuff]

hazel posts a tiktok captioned "true love i think?". the tiktok is literally just hazel giggling as she tries to narrate screenshots of texts between steve and eddie over the years.

here’s some of them:

Steve: I’m going to kill you.

Eddie: ?

Steve: How hard is it to shut a cabinet door?

Eddie: 💤💤💤

Eddie: think i should tell the girls about the wolf spider i found in the basement?

Steve: YES

Steve: I need two more years of hiding shit down there at least. I can sense the fear waning.

Eddie: 👍

*three minutes later*

Steve: Wait you killed the spider though right?

Eddie: *leaves Steve on read to torture him*

Steve: ?

Steve: Ed

Steve: ???

Eddie: now i did 

Eddie: but if the ladies ask no i didn’t

Steve: wtf did you order from Amazon?

Eddie: don’t open it

Eddie: it’s for the girls

Steve: Yeah right.

Eddie: excuse me

Eddie: did you go to bed without me??

Steve: Dude I totally forgot Moe’s actual name again…

Steve: The school called asking to speak with "Lucy’s parent or guardian" and I said sorry wrong number and hung up.

Eddie: dude

Eddie: wait why’d the school call about moe

Steve: She got suspended from the basketball team.

Eddie: again?

[givehimthemedicine]

@heroesbyler your post got me sniffsnuffsnuff (dog following scent noises) about Mike refusing to stop contacting people. I know there are more but my migraine has them paywalled atm. help

[thecandlesticksfromlesmis]

Courfeyrac is a big phone user. Enjolras is not. I believe that these two went through an entire YEAR of close friendship before Courfeyrac is finally in the room when Enjolras says “Yeah hang on let me just text them and ask” before whipping out one of these bad boys and sending a message

Courfeyrac:

[clockwork-carstairs]

raise your hand if jem carstairs also ruined men for you by raising the standards too high

[rinupi]

"wyd babe"

[atlantis-just-drowned]

A/N: Hello, thankfully I had copied the text from this post because Tumblr just. Ate it. So I lost the things I originally meant to say in the author's notes but mostly I think I was telling y'all that I'm starting to run out of ideas for headcanons/one shots with this man, so I opened my askbox for Damien x reader requests exclusively. Please drop your ideas there. I'm not asking, I'm actually begging you.

CW: Mention of death and bones, probably one too many MCR references because it's funny, otherwise it's just silly goth vs emo banter

Damien x emo!Reader headcanons

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Masterlist

Ooohoho, you noticed Damien the MOMENT you saw him with the other counselors

And here you thought you'd be the only fucked up kid of the party! Turns out you found an equally fucked up potential-friend!

I feel like your first contacts would be pretty rocky

But both of you would probably find some common ground, maybe on bands you both listen to (if you're into the first wave emo/post-punk he MIGHT validate your tastes), or on some macabre shit you're both into

Anyhow, you can see through his mask a little more easily than others (and so does he with you)

Because of that, you both have a sort of soft spot for each other, you can relate to the other's struggles etc.

Tho at first he kinda refuses to admit it and you deny it just to not be the first to point it out

There's crazy banter going on. He makes fun of you for the usual emo bullshit and you make fun of him for the stereotypical goth things

It's a sort of silly war that you're probably both a little too committed to, but in a way it helps you relieve some of the stress from your whole situation

After what happened with Jay? Yeah. You nicknamed him "Danger Days" because he somehow can't keep himself out of trouble. He hates it. You will never stop.

The nickname somehow keeps getting funnier the more the lore unfolds and you laugh at him for this, too

You also probably reclaim the use of the nickname "Livescream" that Ghost gave him in the bonus AU

Talking about the slashers, you have BEEF with Freddie ever since he called Edward Scissorhands "the glorified emo hairdresser"

You won't ever let go of it until he recognize his mistake

Damien inevitably get caught in the middle but mostly it's just because you won't stop ranting at him about it. He doesn't really care at that point

The conversation about "what would happen if you became a vampire"/"what kind of vampire would you be" has to have happened at some point

You asked him if he'd let you transform him into a vampire if you became one. He said no (because he's scared of blood, lmao). This was your personal equivalent of the "would you still love me if I was a worm" convo and you did get sad about it

You both offer each other weird gifts. I'm thinking, bones and that kind of stuff. No matter what your interests are he'll always find something to offer you

Somehow very committed to making sure said gifts are as unique and special as he can manage (and afford) to make them

If you do the same for him with his true crime "collectors" he'll be in heaven

Will write a song for you. Thankfully for him not many people care about sub-genres enough to point out it's an emo song. If anyone did he'd get embarrassed about it

You make silly band references all the time (bonus point if it's a black parade ref)

He pretends to hit his head on the walls every time you find a way to use his words to make one. Because how dare you.

Bonus SMS conversation that surely happened at some point post-canon:

[etapereine]

I just found an older Danish podcast where they had a talk with Jonas' physio/massage guy and apparently he told them that Jonas only uses his phone for calls and messages with family and friends, and doesn't watch much TV. Which is not really surprising. But that also means that he doesn't really keep up with news and social media.

He did say that besides cycling, Jonas really likes tennis, so they watch Wimbledon together. Trine agreed to the statements and when asked if Jonas watches any reality, she said that he apparently likes "Landmand søger kærlighed" which is the Danish version of "Farmer wants a wife".

This is not really revolutionary information and you probably knew it already, but I just like the idea of Jonas choosing to watch a few farmers quest for love, of all things.

farmer wants a wife 😭

anon i did not know all of this, thank you for sharing! do you have a link? i do not speak a word of danish but now i want to listen to it anyway lol

[ddarker-dreams]

if you text blade a risqué selfie or anything flirtatious, he responds with the thumbs up emoji

[espace--positif]

ok then??? lmao how do people get actual conversations out of these emojis 😭😭😭

[cutesy-jellyfish]

what the fuck

[ninyard]

jeremy knox ignored a phone call because he didnt feel like talking and then pretended his phone was just on silent when he saw the person in real life

He saw a text message come in and then hours later responded to it with “Hey! Sorry I didn’t see this until now!”

[zayns-beer-can-gainz]

what i’ve learned from celebrity interviews is that harry styles ghosts a LOT of people and if that isn’t on brand for him then i don’t know what is

[sandy-weeds]

Need Aoba to send Mink selfies all day when hes at work that get increasingly distracting........