#hey elijah..

[the-creature230307]

omg hi elijah!!! (bites you bites you tears you into peices makes you into a pile of blood and flesh)

[cecilsrandomeverything]

If this gets 100 notes, I’ll write a JedElijah fic and post it on my ao3. Notes may consist of ideas for such a fic, such as tropes. NOT CANON COMPLIANT in the slightest. Godspeed and good luck, campers.

[butterscotch-goat]

The "Why aren't you dead?!" line is always going to be so haunting to me. Like Elijah lets it slip that he knows he was going to kill Sydney. Whether he thinks death is immortal life in that way or whatever, it doesn't matter, he wasn't accidentally causing harm out of ignorant bliss or blinded by love and devotion; he had full intended to kill Sydney. And that's just kind of terrifying to me

[kfruityouth]

soren is aroace propaganda

sees beauty in death

sees the attraction to something so terrible as the hive as beautiful

whatever the fuck is going on here

its my aroace and i get to choose who to hit with the aroace-inator

[http-byler]

I’ll be gettin’ over you my whole life

[apelcini]

trans women are biological women but also if they wanna be cyborgs or androids i think we should support that

[saevus-brutalis]

vincent's & ragan's holocall icon design

do not repost, use or claim as your own, thanks.

[sing-you-fools]

Weird Al should be immortal but barring that I think he should do some weird hybrid Dread Pirate Roberts/Willy Wonka thing.

When he's ready to retire, he should choose someone new to take his place, train them to the best of his ability, and pass the mantle. They, in turn, will change their name and, from then on, Be Weird Al.* Despite the fact that they may not resemble him in the slightest, we will all have a societal obligation to pretend it's the same person. Hm? That? Oh, that's Weird Al. No, what are you talking about? It's just Weird Al. No, nothing's changed. I don't know what you mean.

The most important thing, though, is that the entire selection process for the Next Weird Al should be public. Televised. Hell, we should all get to vote in it.** It needs to be the most talked-about thing on the planet and then we all need to shut up about it and pretend it never happened faster than you can (not) say Game of Thrones. What do you mean. That's just Weird Al.

*I mean, no one would listen to Weird Dan.

**Our votes shouldn't actually have any influence on anything, of course. They should be completely ignored. The public could not be trusted with the responsibility of selecting a new Weird Al. But we should get to vote.

[yeonban]

Tobias and Elijah have such a Sherlock-Watson dynamic. 😭 I didn't even realize it until yesterday when I read a part where Sherlock asked Watson if he's free and upon learning that he is told him to thoroughly study the art of ancient Chinese pottery by tomorrow morning, to which Watson agreed without asking anything bc surely there'd be a motive for that. That's Tobias' random ahh self and poor Elijah going along w it bc even if he were to ask for an explanation he wouldn't receive any

[itrin]

Allie: do you ever want to talk about your emotions, elijah? Elijah: no. Jason: i do! Allie: i know, jason. Jason: I'm sad. Allie: i know, jason.

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Fictional Russian twink-ish sexymen with themes of medical malpractice and mismatched outfits my beloveds 🫶🫶🫶

[gummybugg]

I like to tease my sibling that my two characters are just the best of friends when they're actually boyfriends

[wehowl]

@rozaliina asked: hello? is anyone here? @ elijah! 

“There is, but perhaps not the one you are expecting.” He steps through the archway separating the kitchen from the entryway, singular eyebrow raised as he quickly evaluates the woman. A werewolf; but is that magic he detects? How interesting. “If you are looking for the occupant of this fine home, I am afraid he is quite… indisposed.” Indefinitely, one could even say, considering the man was lying in a puddle of his blood in the kitchen; no longer in possession of a heart.

[we-are-alive-and-deviant]

If any of you have seen D&D: Baulder’s Gate 3, then you must know of Astarion.

Well, when I heard his voice, I knew it sounded familiar, and I had to go and search him up. And interestingly, and awesomely, that voice actor is the same one that voices Gavin Reed and Elijah Kamski, Neil Newbon!

And the voice acting is perfect, just perfect.

(P.S. I also have Astarion in a MTG Card and he’s amazing in a Vampire themed deck. He’s called Astarion, the Decadent.)

[driftwccds]

closed starter for MILANI ( @divinctions ) outside the building somewhere idk could be day could be evening i'll let you and milani decide

˗ˏˋ ✦                  ⟶ when  elijah  spots  milani,  the  paint  cans  inside  his  backpack  crash  loudly into  each  other  as  he  puts  the  breaks  on  his  walk.  both  his  hands  come  to  land  on  the  back  of  the  bench she's sitting on  and  elijah  leans  forward,  lowering  himself  until  he  can  drop  his  forearms  to  the  wood.  "  oh no ! my  pet  goldfish  got  out  and  there's  a  whole  big  wide  ocean  that  he  could  be  in.  "  he  huffs  with  batted  eyelashes,  intertwining  his  fingers  so  he  can  rest  his  chin  on  them.  it's  almost  as  if  he's  mocking  the  convenient  excuses  that  always  seem  to  find  milani  at  his  doorstep.  "  if  only  there  was  some  kind and gorgeous  neighbour  who  i've  definitely  NEVER  met  before  to  help  me  find  him.  "  with his theatrics concluded, he  studies  her  with  easy  curiosity,  as  if  waiting  to  see  which  version  of  milani  is  going  to  answer his ridiculous spiel  ──  he  has  noticed  a  correlation  between  her  selective  memory  loss about him  and  how  far  below  the  horizon  the  sun  has  sunk, but that's about the most he's been able to figure out about the woman.  he  doesn't  really  care  (  why  should  he  ?  it's  still  his  apartment  that  milani  seeks  out.  he's  the  one  winning  here.  )  but elijah  had  just  spent  the  day  lost  in  his  murals,  and  he  was  practically  buzzing  for  a  conversation  ──  milani  was  just  the  first  unfortunate  soul  to  have  crossed  his  path.

[babsaros]

hey has anyone ever considered transfemme wirt