#hide yo kids hide yo wife

[liz-allyn]

A public service announcement:

Part 20 ➡️ Sunday

[intercal]

What is nightmonth

Have you noticed the sun hasn't come up in a couple of days?

[minecraftian1213]

In case anyone was wondering what month it is

[kingofattolia]

fair warning I will be rewatching the Obi Wan show today

[coltrainbat]

I’d just like to formally apologise to the Chris Evans fan fiction writer community…

I’m sorry y’all ain’t got nothing better to do then to come for little old me telling me to “leave” the platform over a read more feature. You’re reaching harder then Steve for that helicopter I can’t- 😭😭😭

[therefinedtroll]

Apparently at least one of my neighbors has a sense of humor...

[visionsofval]

Stepping out tonight

[sebby-sama]

what the actual f is this toy

creepy as hell why would anyone makes this abomination a toy??

[taegularities]

dude what even was that bed intruder song that got so famous years ago like i randomly thought of it again and lmaooo wtf 😭

[ask-sebastian]

Dear Sebastian,

it's quite modern what I do and it may feel a little strange at first, but I think, if you're open, then you might enjoy it.I prefer to do it standing. You don't have to stand, I mean. I'd like you to be comfortable. Sometimes it can be a bit much. Licking all that Niffler milk.

Intense Greetings, the penniless Hufflepuff Lad

🎶Stay away from my niffler~🎶

[midzurugi]

IT'S BIG MANOVER GUYS.... 😞

[gentlebeard]

i refuse to update my tumblr app because what the fuck is this???

[spacecowboyjay]

Shawtie and me looking at america burning down while flying to somewhere exotic.

[starlightseraph]

house md will always be remebered as the most insane thing ever broadcast because of how unabashedly feral everyone involved was.

a short collection of things that happen on the show, just off the top of my head, not even scratching the surface:

- house shoots a random dead body in the morgue and then sticks him in an mri machine, which pulls the bullet out of the dead guy’s head and destroys the machine, costing the hospital millions

- foreman gets bitten by a person with rabies

- chase kills an african dictator

- cameron steals drugs from a patient after possibly getting hiv from said patient

- house induces a migraine and then takes a drug made by his arch nemesis (who he’s been stalking for 25 years) to get the drug taken off the market. he then takes lsd (in the hospital, in the middle of a case) to cure the migraine.

- chase goes into anaphylaxis after doing body shots

- house stops an elevator so he can perform a cavity (vaginal) search on a teenage heart transplant patient who’s in cardiorespiratory arrest

- they give a neurosurgeon mushrooms to cure his food poisoning, then they stick him in an operating room. the neurosurgeon strips in front of a health board assessor.

- kutner dies for gay marriage

- house sets an autopsy room on fire while trying to juggle flaming bottles

- house gets recruited by the cia

- taub gets held at gun point after diagnosing a stripper with skin cancer

- in almost every single episode, the team breaks into multiple houses

- house fakes terminal brain cancer so he can get drugs implanted directly into the pleasure centre of his brain

- house cons us immigration to get his fake wife a green card. he also uses his fake wife’s ukrainian food truck to spy on people

- house tries to get wilson, his closet case boybestfriend, into bed every few episodes. every other sentence out of house’s mouth is about wanting to rail wilson.

- taub has a kid with his ex-wife, after they divorce, at the same time he has a kid with his 25 yo side piece. the kids’ names are sophie and sophia.

- house and wilson have a bet on who can hide a chicken in the hospital the longest without anyone finding out

- house tries to kill himself like 6 times and always fails (insulin shock, overdoses, electrocution, jumping off a building, cutting, etc)

- house fakes his death to get out of a prison sentence after violating his parole so he can live out his bi love story with his gay best friend who has 5 months to live

[furby-organist]

> Heard in the background, "I feel weird about eating pork. Pigs are smart animals! I heard that they have the intelligence of a human toddler."

> Alexa, without missing a beat, "I would eat a human toddler!"

[axl-ul]

Just got an absolute Big Brain Time, which uses the potential of Ulfrika's ability to transform into a mist to a maximal level. Apart from that, the scene also kinda serves as a reference to the fact that vrupirs/bat demons (in other words, vampires) were a manifestation of diseases and sometimes their direct source. Is the scenario gross? Yes. Disturbing? Yes. Does it show her intelligence and her capability to mess with literally EVERYONE? Yes, yes, it does. And that's why I'm keeping that messed up piece of cursed shit