#hiki sucks

[sundial-bee-scribbles]

baking soda is multipurpose

[nguyenfinity]

bean and i have been locked in the kitchen, so like AU where beta niki is niki's older brother and otome niki is his younger brother right--

more below

Hiki (22 y.o.) - "nii-san" to his younger brothers; calls Niki "Nikkun"

dropped out of hs and left to travel and be a food journalist after the IncidentTM

pretty chill but would kill a man for his little brothers

rinne is scared of him (something something scary older brother, the 3 cm difference is the only thing keeping red guy from crumpling) (also hiki's basically another version of him and bro's good at dealing with anyone but himself)

he knows rinne is scared of him and thinks it's the funniest thing and will mess with him on purpose

super sensitive to taste, bro can taste if someone put in even 1 grain of salt

despite that he has horribly bad eating habits, bro has tastebuds gifted by the divine themselves but he's on his 12th pack of ramen this week

favorite is the instant noodles he'd make and share with his little brother when he had to watch him while parents were out working

sucks at cooking. rinne was scared of him until he saw him burn water

so chill with pda hes annoying and embarrassing they cannot kiss without him whistling or saying anything

feels guilty about leaving niki from running off to try to redeem the shiina name with his journalism

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exes with oldest sakura nee-han (it's funny and they're on good terms)

drinking buddies with rinne, said nee-han and himeru post-reveal (older bees sibling crew)

Miki (16 y.o.) - "Mikkun" to his older brothers; calls Niki "Aniki"

stayed with other family in japan after the IncidentTM (niki didn't go with him 'cause he wanted to stay)

guilt from not visiting his aniki or trying harder to convince him to come with him to live with family

miki is an edgy brat, sweet but a brat niki: aw he's just a little angel what are you so worried about miki flipping rinne off behind niki's back:

Rinne once again thinking how he lucked out with Hiiro every time he interacts with Miki

niki spoils miki and miki clinging to his aniki cuddling up next to him being the first taste tester getting to choose what niki makes rinnekun on the side fist clenched about to blow a fuse thats his spot thats his job thats his choice and miki Knows

will play video games with rinne tho (sideeyeing the number of runs red guy has on niki's route in the otome)

cut his hair to be different from his brothers

has the opposite problem of niki, he doesnt wanna do food or chef work but all he's good at is food (specifically desserts and he would rather go to business school but he does enjoy making sweets with his aniki)

aroace

if rinne and niki kiss one more time around him he's gonna explode

gets flustered around hiiro in an "i wanna be friends but i'm bad at making friends" way 'cause he's so nice and genuine and excitable and nothing like his brother and rinne's like "yeah no he has a girlfriend"

tiktok kid, always has his phone on him; kinda famous?? people in his comments mostly just go "you look like that guy from crazy:b"

mario party nights with the younger bee sibling squad (hiiro, kaname, kohaku)

also gets into debates with them on who has the best oldest siblings

[the-fiction-witch]

Little Duck P3

Media TMR

Character Newt

Couple Newt X Reader

Rating Smut

I yawned a little turning over and trying to stay in the sleep clasp of sleep I heard my door open and close and I couldn't help but smile wickedly. "Mornin' Love," "Good Morning Newt" I smiled, "Come on get up, we have a meeting?" "Humm?" I asked sitting up a little puzzled, "We have a meeting. Council hall soon as everyone's up and breakfasted." "Who called it?" "Alby Did." "Why?" "No idea, He didn't say he just insisted everyone be there." "Ahh I see," I sighed, "So… We have to go?" "We have to go." He nods, "Oh… So no playtime?" "No playtime little duck," "Oh, No playtime," "No, come on get up, get dressed." "Five more minutes?" I asked pulling my hoodie up to expose my pussy,

He leant on the door a little and smirked as he looked at me until he began unlacing his pants "We have five minutes" He smirked tugging down his pants I giggled and stroked his legs and gave his shaft little kisses before taking him completely in my mouth, he happily grabbed my hair to guide me back and forth as I licked and sucked him gently till he pushed me back "On your back little duck" He smirked so I giggled and did as he asked moving to lay on my back he quickly pushed my legs apart and aggressively licked and sucked on my clit making me squeal quickly covering my mouth to make sure no one heard us, I got close quickly from how attentive he was, "Shuck- we can keep them waiting," He smirked moving back and grabbing my hips harshly and slipping himself inside me "Uhh! I missed you,"

"really little duck? humm I missed you too," He smirked thrusting fast and hard, I wrapped my arms around his neck pulling him into a kiss and digging my nails into his arms as the pleasure built before finally I bit his neck leaving a hiki as my eyes rolled back and I reached an intense orgasm, he kept going letting me ride it out until he pulled out and send his jizz across my blankets "Umm Come on or alby will come looking for us," I giggled pulling him into a kiss "Fine, come on little duck," He smiled sorting himself out and I got dressed for the day, so we headed out into the glade and off to the council hall I got my seat, and as everyone filled in and found their seats the keepers standing around as usual everyone as confused as everyone else. "Okay. we have a major problem." Alby began "Those responsible know who they are, I'm giving you a chance to come clean," No one spoke.

"Alright. Zart, Did you want to explain?" "no uhhh no, you uhh you can do it" Zart stuttered clearly nervous and freaked out, "Alright, Zart went to check the garden store shed last night before lights out." Alby began and for a moment newt and I shared a sheepish secret look "He was tiding some things in the shed when he noticed some mess on the floor" He explained to Newt and I quickly met eyes nervously "Some strange stuff on the floor, however, when he went to investigate what it was he discovered it -" "IT WAS JIZZ!" Zart yelled "I touched it!" he cried ohhh nooo… some must have dripped on the floor when I was licking him clean! "So, that means one of two things, either someone was jerking it in the garden shed, or some of you have been fooling around in the shed." Alby said, "So, Anyone want to own up?" I looked at Newt and we both shared a look that secretly said 'Don't say a word,' "no one? Really? no one wants to own up to this? Minho?" "Why are you looking at me!? I don't go near the garden shed. If I'm gonna jerk off I'm gonna do it in the shower for easy clean up" Minho argued, "Maybe Zart's the one and he's trying to bury the lead?" Frypan suggested, "Hell no! I am not the one! I touched jizz! one of you dirty shucks is gonna pay!" "Clint wants your excuse," Alby asked, "Hey! I was looking after Chuck and his flu don't you blame me for this!" Clint argued, "If I do not get someone admitting to this, then everyone is going without food for two nights," Alby warns "Come on Alby!" Winston complained

"It's going up, Three nights." "What! This isn't fair! why are we all being punished!" Jeff complained "Because the culprit knows who they are and won't speak up, Four nights!" "What!" Everyone complained "Five nights!" "it was me!" I yelped as I stood up silencing the room "Y/n. You are literally the only person I know who It wasn't" Alby said "It was me, and someone else. we were fooling around in the shed," I blushed "Well thank you for admitting that. Who was it you were with?" "Uhhh…." "She was with me" Newt admitted "You are cleaning that shed from top to bottom you dirty little perv!" Zart told him "That's fair" he sighed "Both of you are going in the pit for three days. minimal food." Alby warns "Fine," I nodded "and from now on if you two are going to fool around clean up after yourselves." "Yes alby" We both nodded.

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[ultimatecutenesspeaks]

Bunny please don’t talk about that good for nothing bastard he dared to abuse my beloved baby sister he got what he deserves I’m hope he is suffering forever honestly but taro hee older brother has a daughter hee name it hikari she is absolutely adorable and cute that for sure

*Getsumei blinks at Bunny in shock before sucking in air through his teeth awkwardly before giving Mizuki a sympathetic look.*

Getsu: Shit... sorry, man.

*Mizuki just shrugs in response.*

Mizuki: It is what it is. But yeah, Hiki really is an adorable little thing.

[nicol--bolas]

we got a friend finding app that seems kinda popular called hiki

there is literally No One in our area

almost everyone's like 50 or more miles away

it sucks we're so lonely

[whendidthisbecomeawhorehouse]

I want to suck a big heart hikie on your chest

again

whine

yes mark me up <3

[yuki-the-gatekeepy]

Okay, this is something I really, really want to talk about.

I was on an app for a while for autistic people to chat and make connections called Hiki. I love the concept of the app because it was always something I've wanted to make for myself but I need to relearn app development and stuff.

Anyway, for an app that prides itself as pro LGBT and stuff, tell me why the L was basically non-existent? It was only myself and like three other women who were lesbians. The rest were all NB or bisexual or hetero.

Not to mention, when I wanted to only talk to women there isn't a lot happening. Like when you click on the NB option you see a bunch of bearded fucking men and what would have either been lesbians or zesty hetero girls wanting oppression points identifying as NB because they have shaved dyed hair and a septum.

It sucked because they could post shit like this, and get a lot of people to agree with them and make an echo chamber.

This was responding with a picture saying it's transphobia to not date a trans person. Bitch no. No it's not. Don't tell me to "process my anger," you acknowledge that homosexuals exist and that if they willingly go for a trans person (that being the opposite sex who thinks they're the same sex as you) they're fucking bi. That's not a problem. Don't get mad at me when I want a woman. Not a womxn.

And that's the thing. "Education"

It's basically reeducation to try and make us fall on their side with shaming and shit. Ridiculous. This and then finding another "non gender having" male with a giant ass fucking beard alienate a huge portion of the app because he was "uncomfortable" with the amount of non leftists or people "upholding the white supremacist gender binary."

Dude you look like a man. You talk like a man. You ARE a man. just another male feminist wanting brownie points for being heterosexual but not really because there is no gender pronouns, just use my name as my pronouns! Educate yourself, remember that!

These people need to shut the fuck up. That's why I no longer want to use Hiki. There's literally no lesbians on the app unless they're significantly older than me, and there's too much gender and woke bro bullshit there that coincides with the "I'm a nice guy" autistic males who are so desperate for woman attention they'd keep messaging and pressuring us to talk to them and call us names if we don't. Good gravy. I hate it all.

[finn-got-tall]

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[sundial-bee-scribbles]

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returning to my latino roots for 2023′s first talkloid shitpost 😎😎

rough english transcript under the cut for my non-hispanohablantes (with some translation notes)

piko: you drugged me!

fukase: with love~

piko: with PILLS.

fukase: of love~ ₁

piko: DRUGS.

fukase: look, i know i haven’t been the best alpha male—

piko: honestly, there’s nothing “male”₂ about you.

fukase: —but you have to admit that we had something beautiful...

piko: YOU ARE COMPLETELY INSANE!

fukase: piko, please don’t talk to me like that in front of your son!

piko: WHAT???

kazehiki: hi, daddy

piko: you’ve got to be fucking₃ with me.

fukase: of course, now you don’t recognize your own son—

piko: okay that’s enough i’m going to call the police

fukase: NO! okay, okay... it’s not necessary. i get it now, come on, little hiki, your dad’s being a bitch₄

kazehiki: goodbye, daddy

extra translation notes:

₁ - “de” usually means “of” but it can mean other things like “with”, “out of” or “for” in certain cases (such as the phrase “lo hice de amor” which can translate to “i did it out of/for/with love”, which is similar to the situation going on here). changed it so it hopefully makes more sense in english this way?

₂ - here, “macho” technically would more be “masculine” rather than literal male, and the whole phrase would more accurately be translated as “honestly, you have nothing masculine” but kept the use of the word male to align better with the previous statement so it makes more sense (in english??)

₃ - “no me chingues,” in its roughest form, can sorta be translated like this. basically it’s an expression of disbelief, like “no way” or “you’re kidding me, right?” but a bit more... vulgar lol since ‘chingues’ does sort of literally mean ‘fuck’

₄ - “anda de apretado/a,” when literally translated, essentially means “going around tightened” (or something like that) but it’s an idiom to refer to someone who’s acting very selfishly with no consideration for others. so essentially, acting like a bitch lmao. this is also just taken from the official translation of where the original audio is even from. also, while “ahora entiendo” can also be translated as “i understand now,” i felt like a more casual “i get it” fit this particular context a bit better.

[hidden-otaku-stuff]

Lockscreens (ch. 11)

tw: insecurities, mentions of dark thoughts, feelings of unbelonging, implicit sex, mentions of cheating (no actual cheating just thinking about it)

Word count: 4.8k

Genre: Angst, fluff

All trigger warnings will be tagged and posted at the beginning of each chapter! This will have *manga spoilers*

Pairings: Bokuto x fem!reader, Kuroo x fem!reader

Summary: Nearly four years ago, Bokuto left the love of his life for volleyball. Despite all the time, he’s still very much in love with her. He comes home to a major surprise leaving him wondering…What happened while he was gone?

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ch. 11: Quality Time

“You’re Daddy’s friend!” 

“Yes, baby. This is Bokuto. He’s Mommy and Daddy’s friend okay?” Hikori nodded, fingers reaching towards Bokuto’s head. “Don’t do that, Hiki.” 

“But he let me do it last time!” 

(Name) raised an eyebrow. She hadn’t known that Bokuto and Hikori had met let alone interacted. “Ask Kou-san first though, okay?”

Hikori’s lip jutted out in a pout before he nodded. “Yes Mama.” He looked up at Bokuto. “Can I touch your hair, Kou-san?” 

“Sure thing buddy.” Bokuto scooped Hikori up, holding him against his chest so that Hikori could play with the dual-toned locks. A pang shot through his heart. Would this have been a common occurrence if he’d stayed? 

(Name) watched with a heavy-hearted expression before she shook her head. “How was daycare today, Hiki?” 

“Good!” He chirped. “Aiko and I coloured.” 

“Aw, that’s nice,” (Name) smiled. 

“Who’s Aiko?” Bokuto asked, feeling Hikori let go of his hair.

“Konoha’s daughter,” (Name) replied. Bokuto’s brow furrowed slightly. They were close to Konoha? Did everyone know except for him? “What do you wanna do today, Hiki? Do you wanna go to the park today?”

“Yes please, Mama!” Hikori put his arms out, reaching for his mother. “Mama hold me!” 

(Name) giggled, taking her son into her arms. She glanced over at Bokuto who was barely hiding his disappointment. “Did you drive, Kou?”

“Yeah I did.” 

“Hmm, drive to your place, and we’ll go to a park nearby yours, ok?” She offers. His expression brightens as he nods. “Text me the address and I’ll meet you there.” (Name) gently holds Hikori’s hand, leading him to her car. 

“Mama?”

“Yes Hiki?”

“Who is Kou-san?” 

(Name) looks into her rearview mirror, eyeing her son as her expression falters slightly. Those golden pools shone brightly with innocence as they reflected the sun. 

Who was Bokuto to her? To Kuroo? An ex-boyfriend? An ex-best friend? By all virtues, they had never officially ended their relationship and she had simply moved on. 

She swallowed, grasping the steering wheel harder. “Kou-san?” 

“Mmhm!” He gave her a lopsided grin, fists clenching with excitement as he wiggled in his booster seat. 

She hesitated. (Name) and Kuroo had agreed to hold off on explaining to Hikori who Bokuto was to him, but how was she to answer this question now? She desperately regretted not talking to Kuroo and agreeing on something. 

“Back in high-school, Bokuto was close friends with me and your father,” she replied finally. “We went to college together too.”

“Why hasn’t he been around sooner?” Hikori tilted his head, fists opening and closing rapidly. 

“Do you remember Daddy’s job?”

“With the volleyball team?” Hikori perked up, nodding. His father had brought him a Black Jackal mascot plushie with a jersey on it - ironically one with the Number 12 on it though she wasn’t sure whether or not it was intentional on Kuroo’s part. 

“Well, Kou-san plays on that team.” She carefully turned, braking as they approached a stop-light. Her heart clenched with pain as she fought to keep her voice steady. “He moved to Osaka many years ago and hasn’t been back since. That’s why you haven’t met him yet, baby.” 

“Oh okay!” Hikori nodded, satisfied with his mother’s answers. “Do you think he could show me how to play volleyball?”

“Of course, bubba. Just ask him, okay?”

As she pulled up into the complex, (Name) took one last steadying breath. For their son’s sake, she would make this work. Or at least put in the best effort to do so.

*****

“Wow, you’re pretty good at this ‘Kori!” Bokuto beamed, pride swelling in his chest as he watched his son serve. 

“Thank you Kou-san!” Hikori chirped, grinning. Bokuto’s heart stuttered. Hikori really was his mother’s son. That toothy grin looked exactly like (Name)’s. He spared a glance at his ex-girlfriend who was sitting at the park bench, watching them play. “Aki-san and Iwa-san taught me!” 

Bokuto’s attention was drawn back to Hikori as he watched him bounce the ball a few times in preparation for another serve. “Is that so?” 

Hikori nodded eagerly. “When Mama and Aya-san are too busy, Iwa-san sometimes takes me and Aiko to the courts and teaches us how to play.” 

“Who’s Aya-san?”

“Aiko’s mama and Mama’s best friend.” 

“I see.” Bokuto steps forward, holding a hand out to Hikori. “Do you wanna learn how to do a jump-serve?” 

Hikori’s golden eyes brightened as he looked up at Bokuto, nodding vehemently. “That’d be so cool! Iwa-san promised he’d teach me, but he said that I was too little to do it.” 

Bokuto shook his head, grinning proudly. “Don’t worry, ‘Kori! I’ll teach ya.” 

Silently, a battle raged within Bokuto. Not only had he lost the love of his life, he’d also lost the opportunity to raise their son with her. Huh. Their son. It was still an odd thought that he couldn’t wrap his head around. 

(Name) had knowingly let him leave for the Jackals even though she was pregnant with their son and Bokuto couldn’t figure out whether that was selfish on her part, or on his. 

On one hand, he’d had the opportunity to go pro, and though he missed her constantly, he wouldn’t give up his career for anything. On the other hand, other guys were teaching his son how to play volleyball. Something that he’d always dreamed of doing.

“That’s it Rin!” Bokuto grinned, watching as Rin received the ball perfectly. “Let’s take a break now and then I’ll show you how to serve, okay?” Bokuto promised with Rin nodding eagerly. 

“Okay Kou-san!” Rin ran towards his sister who was reading beside (Name), boasting about what he had accomplished.

Bokuto came up and took a seat besides (Name), who handed him a water bottle and a towel. He chuckled, what a manager, he thought fondly as he drank the water. “You look like you’re having a ton of fun, Kou,” she laughed, wiping the sweat off of his forehead. 

He grinned, nosing her cheek. “I am!” He plops down beside her, throwing a sweaty arm over her shoulder. Besides wrinkling her nose at his sweat, she just leans into his form. “I can’t wait to teach my kids how to play. Do you think they’ll wanna be a wing-spiker too?”

(Name) giggled, patting his thigh. “I’m sure at least one of them will.”

“At least one?” Bokuto perked up, glancing down at her as she fiddled with the cap on his bottle.

“Well, yeah. I’m sure you’d be an excellent father, Kou, and I wouldn’t mind having kids with you. Maybe one boy, one girl?” 

He leaned forward, peppering kisses all over her face. “That’d be fantastic,” he breathed, leaning his forehead against the side of hers. “I can’t convince you to have an entire volleyball team worth of kids, can I?” he teased.

She pushed his face away, face burning at the mere idea and she was grateful for Rin. “Kou-san, let’s play!” Rin interrupted, crossing his arms as he stood in front of the couple. “Stop being gross with (Nickname)-san!” 

“Ok, ok, I’m coming!” Bokuto chuckled, standing up and ruffling Rin’s hair. As he made his way back to the makeshift net, he couldn’t help the final glance back to his girlfriend. Bokuto pointed at Rin, the volleyball, and then (Name) mouthing, “Our kids will be amazing at volleyball.” Laughing, she threw him a thumbs-up, nodding fondly. Yes, yes they will be.

Bokuto shook his head, looking back down at Hikori. The past was in the past. All he had now was to look forward to the future. 

“Can we get ice cream, Kou-san?”

“Huh?” He looked down at Hikori who had caught the ball. He smiled, ruffling his spiky hair. “We’ll have to ask your mom if that’s okay.”

Hikori beamed, sprinting towards (Name). “Mama!” 

She looked up from her laptop at her son, giving him a gentle smile. “What’s up, Hiki? Did you have fun with Kou-san?”

Hikori nodded excitedly, grabbing her hand slightly. “Can we go get ice cream?” 

(Name) hesitated for a moment, checking her wrist before nodding. “Of course, Hiki. But don’t forget, we have to be home before Dad, okay?” He fist-pumps, nodding. She looked up at Bokuto who had come to stand beside her. “Know any good ice cream parlours around here?” 

“Where are we going?” (Name) giggled, squeezing Bokuto’s hand. It was their first ever date. 

“It’s a surprise!” He replied, grinning down at her. “Here we are!” They stop in front of an American-style vintage, the bright red contrasting sharply with the black and white checkers of the ground. Bokuto escorts her to one of the booths, letting her slide into the vinyl seat before sitting in the opposite seat. 

“Wow, Kou, this place is so nice!” Her eyes widened as she took in the scenery. 

“Welcome! Have you two been here before?”

They looked up to the waiter, (Name)’s eyes sparkling as she shook her head. “I haven’t, this is my first time.”

Bokuto smiled, playing with her fingers. “Awesome, well welcome! What can I get started for ya?”

“Can I get a birthday cake milkshake?” (Name) grinned.

“You most certainly can. And for you, sir?”

“Can I get a banana split please?”

“Got it, I’ll have that out for you in just a second.” The waiter left, leaving the couple to their own devices.

Bokuto stared awkwardly at her, playing with his fingers as he struggled to make conversation. Why was it so hard? They’ve been friends for so many years now. He opened his mouth, sucking in air to say something only to snap his mouth shut again.

“You’re acting so silly, Kou,” (Name) snorted. “It’s just me! Y’know, your best friend since first year?” 

“I know but it’s different now!” He argued, crossing his arms as his bottom lip jutted out.

“Why? Because you decided to change the title from best friend to girlfriend?” Her expression softens. “Kou, it doesn’t change our relationship much. I mean, sure we can kiss and stuff now, but we’ve always held hands. We’ve always called each other late at night. We’ve always cuddled when we watch movies or stuff.” Her hands extend, gently pulling his clasped hands apart and holding them in hers. “You’re my best friend before you’re my boyfriend, Kou.”

“And here they are!” The waiter chose this time to return, placing the banana split between them and placing the milkshake in front of (Name). “Is there anything else I can help ya with today?”

“No, we’re fine,” (Name) smiled up at him. He nods at them before disappearing back behind the counter. She brings the milkshake closer to herself, taking a sip. Looking up, she sees Bokuto staring at her with his mouth slightly agape. “What is it?”

His cheeks glowed bright red as he shook his head. “Nothing, it’s just,” he shrugged, “you’re my best friend first too, (Nickname). Thanks for giving me a chance.”

She giggled, shaking her head now. “There’s nothing to thank there, Kou. I’m happy to see where this takes us.” Taking another sip, she grins. “This is so good!”

“Right?!” He perked up, scooping a bit of everything into his spoon. He carefully sliced a bit of the strawberry, chocolate, vanilla with the banana and various syrups into his spoon before bringing it to her lips. 

(Name) opens her mouth slightly, only for Bokuto to panic and swipe the ice cream across her cheek. Her eyes widened as she stared between Bokuto, the spoon, and the banana split. They burst into laughter, the tension dispelled. Bokuto sighed, cheeks darkening. Opening his mouth to apologise, he was interrupted by (Name) swiping her finger into the whipped cream and dabbing it onto his nose. 

“There! Now we’re even,” she grinned.

Bokuto threw his head back, laughing heartily. “Yeah, I guess we are.”

“Still the same flavour, (Nickname)?” Bokuto teased as she placed her order at the counter.

“Nothing wrong with getting a classic!” She retorted, sticking her tongue out at him. Bokuto chuckled as they watched Hikori choose his flavours.

“Mama?”

“Yes Hiki?” 

“Can I please get sprinkles with mine?”

She gave him a fond smile, ruffling his hair. “Only this once. You aren’t allowed too many sweets, but since Kou-san is here, I’ll let it slide.”

Hikori mirrored her smile, though his was missing a tooth here and there. “You’re the best Mama!”

“I’m your only Mama,” (Name) chuckled, bending down and nuzzling into her son’s cheek. 

“That’s why you’re the bestest one there is!” 

Bokuto paid for their ice cream, handing Hikori’s cup to the child. “C’mon, let’s go sit down, yeah?” 

They found themselves in the same booth that they always did back then. “God, I haven’t been here in years,” (Name) admitted, sipping her milkshake with a loud slurp. “I forgot how much I missed this.”

“Yeah.” Bokuto breathed out. 

A comfortable silence settled over the two adults, nostalgia filling them as they reminisced on what was and what could have been. Beside Bokuto, Hikori was messily eating his ice cream. “Oh bubba, use a napkin.” (Name) pulled out some napkins, leaning forward to wipe Hikori’s cheeks of the ice cream.

“Thank you Mama.” 

As they continued eating, he couldn’t help but to let his golden eyes trail over (Name). She looked so...happy. And healthy. Much happier than he ever remembered seeing her. The dimples of her eyes had the faintest trace of crows’ feet, probably from smiling too much. It was rare to see her without a smile, after all. 

Looking behind (Name)’s head, he spotted a couple with their young daughter, also enjoying their ice cream. His heart clenched as the husband fed his wife a spoonful of his ice cream before they both turned to dote on their child. 

He continued to zone out as they threw their trash away, making the walk back to Bokuto’s apartment where she had parked her car. 

“This was nice,” (Name) looked over at Bokuto after she had helped Hikori into her car. 

“Yeah.” He kicked the ground, staring at his feet.

“Hey, Kou?”

His heart drummed louder in his chest, head shooting up to meet her eyes. “Yes?” 

“I wouldn’t mind if you wanted to be around more.” She tucked her hair behind her ear. “You have every right to get to know your son.” 

His eyes brightened. “Really?” (Name) nods, giving him a soft smile. He wraps his arms around her waist, hugging her and swinging her around causing her to squeal. As he puts her down, he buries his face into her neck, taking in the all-too familiar scent. “That’s the best news I’ve heard all day,” he breathed. 

****

“Are we still on for the play-date?” She heard Aya asked. The phone was on speaker as (Name) made dinner. 

“Oh shoot,” (Name) groaned. “I have a doctor’s appointment tomorrow. Do you think you could handle them both?” 

Aya laughed, “girl, wasn’t Bokuto supposed to come or something? I’m sure the two of us can wrangle the little rascals.”

“Ah right.” (Name) face-palmed. She’d forgotten that she had invited Bokuto to Hikori and Aiko’s playdate tomorrow. “Yes, that should be fine.”

“What should be fine?” Kuroo came from behind her, pressing a kiss to her forehead. “Hey darling.”

“Heya handsome.”

“Alright, I’ll see you love-birds in a few weeks for Hiki’s birthday. See you at work tomorrow, dear!”

“See you, Aya.” 

“Bye, Aya! Nice talking to ya,” Kuroo chuckled. The phone beeped as Aya hung up. He went around, tasting the zosui. “Mmhm, delicious as always, darling.” He stirred the rice-based soup, eyeing the mackerel in it excitedly. 

“I’m sure if I didn’t know how to cook, I wouldn’t have been able to keep you,” (Name) joked, pushing him away. “Go set the table and get Hiki ready for dinner, will you?”

Kuroo wrapped his arms around her, capturing his lips with hers. “Only after you tell me what Aya wanted.”

(Name) rolled her eyes, tasting the steamed vegetables. “Hiki and Aiko have a play-date tomorrow, but I forgot I had that doctor’s appointment. Bokuto was supposed to come anyways, so she said it was fine if it was Bokuto and Hiki that went.”

“I see.” The ghost of a frown graced Kuroo’s face.

“What’s wrong?”

Kuroo shrugged, shaking his head. “Nothing. I’ll go get Hiki.”

He relinquished his grip on her, making his way towards the living room only for her to grab the bottom of his shirt. “Hey.” Kuroo turned to her, raising an eyebrow. “I’m your wife.”

He gave her a forced smile, tilting his head. “Obviously.”

She shook her head, rolling her eyes. “Don’t be silly. I’m your best friend and your wife. So you know that I know when you’re upset. And if we can’t talk to each other, we’re going to have some serious problems. So what’s going on in that head of yours?” (Name) stepped closer, wrapping her arms around her husband. “Talk to me.” She pressed a dainty kiss behind his ear. 

Kuroo sighed, letting his hands settle on her hips. “You and Bokuto are hanging out again, huh?”

“Tetsu…”

He held a hand up, fingers brushing against her cheek. “I know it’s because of Hiki, and I know I don’t have a right to be jealous-”

“Don’t say that. You have every right to be jealous.” She blinked at him through guilty eyes. “I’m sorry for not talking to you about it beforehand. I should have communicated better with you.”

Kuroo chuckled, “just like how I should have communicated my worries to you.” 

They stood together in silence for a few moments longer before Hikori came barreling into the kitchen. “Daddy!”  

“Hey there kiddo!” Kuroo grinned. Hikori launched himself into Kuroo’s arms, causing Kuroo to stumble back at the sheer force of it. “Geez, you’re getting big now, aren’t you?” (Name) smiled as she watched her husband and son interact before turning back to her cooking. These past four years had been the happiest she’s ever been before. There was no way she’d let anything come in between her and Kuroo, let alone threaten his relationship with their son.

****

“Let’s go!” Bokuto cheered, beaming down at his son. He had picked up Aya, Hikori, and Aiko from Aya’s work-place. They really were fortunate to have an on-site daycare. He eyes the women, recognising her. “You’re Konoha’s wife!” 

Aya rolled her eyes, “yes, I’m Konoha Aya. Pleasure to meet you, Bokuto. I’ve heard quite a bit about you from my husband.” Bokuto’s expression faltered at her eyes - they were cold in comparison to her voice. “Hiki, Ai, where do you two wanna go today?”

“Can we go to the park, Mama?” Aiko pleaded, fingers interlocked behind her back as she looked up with wide blue eyes. 

“We most certainly can, sweetheart.” She ruffled Aiko’s hair. “But first, what do you two want for lunch?”

Hikori bounced on the balls of his feet, looking between Aiko and the adults. “Can we get Maccas?” 

Aya smiled fondly at Hikori. “Only this once, ok?” She crouched down, placing her finger on her lips, “Your mom would kill me if she knew so it’ll be our little secret.” 

“Okay Aya-san!” 

The kids walked in front of them, intertwined hands swinging as they chatted. Aya walked beside the tall male.  Bokuto’s heart skipped a beat as he watched his son.

He bounced on the balls of his feet as he anxiously waited on her door-step. “Oh, hello Bokuto-kun. Are you here for (Name)?”

Bokuto nodded, smiling up at her mother. “Hello, (L.Name)-san. How are you doing?”

“I’m doing very well. Please, come in. (Name)’s just about finished getting ready.” Her mother stepped aside, letting the male step into the living room as a mischievous smile made its way onto her face. “In the meantime…” She guided him to the couch, gently pushing him to take a seat while pulling out a leather-bound book. “Would you like to see some photos of (Name) as a child?”

He grinned, nodding his head eagerly. “That’d be fantastic.” She hands him the book, patting his head before heading back to the kitchen with a wink. 

Bokuto hummed, opening the book to the very first page to baby photos of his precious girlfriend. He cooed, comparing the photo of her on his lockscreen to her in the album as the years progressed. He flipped the page, finding photos of (Name) as a young school-girl. His golden eyes scanned down the page, his heart filling with warmth until he noticed the one at the very bottom. There were two children in the photo, their backs to the camera as they held hands walking down the street. There was no mistaking it. It was (Name) and Kuroo. 

Bokuto’s eyebrows furrowed for a moment, thinking about how close they were to one another. After all, they were childhood friends if he remembered correctly. 

A call of his name shook him out of his reverie, snapping the book shut to greet (e/c) eyes as (Name) was pulling on her jacket by the doorway. “Ready to go?” She asked, beaming.

He put the book to the side, forgetting everything except the girl in front of him. “Let’s go, baby.” 

He cleared his throat, shaking his head. “What did you mean by that? Why would (Name) be upset with you?”

Aya chuckled, shaking her head. “It’s nothing serious. Ever since Hikori was born, she’s really tried to focus on ensuring that he’s following a nutritious diet.”

“Kou!”

Bokuto flinched, shoulders hunched forward as he looked up at his girlfriend before swallowing the mouthful of fries. “Yes, baby?”

“Are you eating McDonalds again?!” She frowned. “That’s the third time this week!” It was a Wednesday during their midterms week in their second year of college. (Name) had been busy at her internship and returned around 10 PM to find Bokuto lounging on the couch, his laptop on his stomach as he watched some show and bags of McDonalds at his side.

“I was hungry and lazy.” He shrugged. “It isn’t that bad.”

The corner of her mouth twitched before she pinched her nose with a long sigh. “Kou.” He flinched again, heart dropping at the weight of disappointment in her tone. “I love you very very, much. And it’s because I love you that I don’t want you to neglect taking care of yourself.” Her (e/c) orbs pierced his golden ones. “I will help you meal-prep if that’s what it takes, but you absolutely cannot be destroying your body by feeding it junk food. How are you going to be a professional player like this?��

He frowned, head hanging slightly. “Yeah, I know,” he muttered. 

Her expression softened. “Let’s make something together, ok? Tomorrow. I’m off and we can just have a casual meal-prep session in the kitchen. How does that sound?” She leaned down, wrapping her arms around his shoulders before pressing her lips to his forehead.

“Sounds perfect, baby.”

He zoned back in, looking at Aya who hadn’t noticed his distracted expression. “She doesn’t mind if the kiddos get Maccas every once in a while, but I still like to treat them as much as possible. They’re kids, y’know? They should be able to live their life.”

“Is Hikori happy?” Bokuto’s eyebrows furrowed, chewing on his bottom lip. He wasn’t sure what answer he wanted to hear. Did he want to hear that his son was happy without his existence? Or did he want to hear that his son felt disconnected from his ‘father’ Kuroo and longed from someone else? 

Aya threw her head back in laughter before she gazed at the two children with such warm kindness that Bokuto’s heart stuttered. “That is one of the happiest, most loved kids I know, Bokuto. (Name)’s heart would absolutely shatter if Hiki wasn’t.”

A weight dropped into his stomach as his gaze fell on his laughing son as Hikori swung his and Aiko’s intertwined hands higher and higher. “Yeah.” Bokuto muttered. “I know it would.”

*****

“C’mon, ‘Kori, it’s time to get you home.” 

“Aww, do we have to Kou-san?” Hikori’s golden eyes shimmered as his bottom lip jutted out into a pout. “Can’t we play longer?”

Bokuto chuckled, ruffling Hikori’s hair and glancing over at Aya. “Sorry little man, we gotta get you home to your mom and dad.” 

Aya squats down, opening her arms out in a hug. “It’s okay Hiki! You’ll see Aiko at daycare tomorrow, remember? You can play with each other then!”

Hikori gave her a hug, still pouting slightly before nodding. “Okay, Aya-san.”

Aya ruffled his hair, “that’s a good boy. Bye, Bokuto. We’ll see you sometime.” With one final wave, Aya and Aiko walked off towards her car.  

“Did you have fun today, ‘Kori?” Bokuto asked, glancing in the rearview mirror as he drove his son home. Bokuto gulps. 

His home. 

The one he used to share with the person he wanted to call his wife. 

The person who ended up mothering his kid without him. 

“Yep! Thanks for coming, Kou-san.” Hikori kicked his legs, sat in the extra booster seat that (Name) had given him. 

Since you’ll be around more, you might as well have one too, she had said. 

Bokuto chuckled. “Of course, ‘Kori. Do you like hanging out with Aiko-chan?”

Hikori grinned, nodding. “She’s very pretty. Like a princess!” 

“Is that so?” Bokuto smiled, amused. So his son had puppy love? “Did you tell her that?”

“All the time. Mama said the way to a woman’s heart is by being honest and truthful with her.” 

His lip twitched, wanting to frown but Bokuto held it still. He gave Hikori a small smile. “Your mother is absolutely right. So make sure you’re always honest to the people you love, ok?” 

They pulled up along the curb outside the all-too familiar house. “Thank you, Kou-san.”

“No problem, ‘Kori. Hopefully I’ll see you soon, okay?”

“Yes please! You still have to teach me how to do a jump-serve.”

Hikori climbed out of the car, waving at Bokuto before racing towards the front door. Kuroo opened it, greeting his son by ruffling his hair. Hazel eyes met gold as Kuroo gave Bokuto a stiff nod and wave that Bokuto returned. 

Bokuto sat in his car, parked there for a moment longer as Kuroo snapped the door shut behind him. 

How long had they been together? When scouring their social media, it was hard to differentiate the posts from when they had gotten into the relationship and the ones from before. 

After all, even after that ‘subtle’ change, there weren’t many differences. They still posted the same types of selfies. They went on the same type of outings. They still teased each other like they had throughout his history of knowing them. Kuroo and (Name) had always been close, courtesy of their lifelong friendship. 

Bokuto pulled away from the curb in front of their house, starting the journey home. 

Dark thoughts clouded his thoughts. What if...the reason why (Name) had allowed Bokuto to go to Osaka was because she had been cheating with Kuroo all along? Maybe she had intentionally ghosted him in order to openly pursue her relationship with her best friend. What if she had been dating Kuroo all along and Bokuto was only a placebo partner?

He shook his head, banishing the thought. (Name) had always been a kind person, he reassured himself. She was always there for him, for the good and the bad. She had never given him a reason to doubt her when they were together, and he was not about to let these negative feelings tarnish whatever history they had together. 

Bokuto let out a soft sigh. He had done that himself by letting her go and not trying harder. 

Why hadn’t he just come back to Tokyo after being ignored? 

Why didn’t he just pick up the phone and call her? 

Over and over again, the word repeated. 

Why wasn’t he good enough? 

Why was she with Kuroo? 

He snorted. At least that question was easy to answer. Kuroo was her best friend. Kuroo was always there whenever Bokuto couldn’t be. They brought out the best in one another and even Bokuto could admit that they seemed happiest with one another. It was absolutely no wonder why they were together. He parked outside his building, forehead falling against the rubber wheel. 

Why had things gone so wrong? 

BONUS

“Tetsu!”

“What?”

“Why the hell did you give me a hickey?!”

Kuroo snorts, looking over at his wife as she sat at the vanity, staring into the mirror at her reflection. “Oops?” He smirks. “Hand me that shirt, will you?” 

She rolls her eyes, balling it up and throwing it at him. “I told you, no hickeys!” Her husband pulls the shirt on, walking towards her before his arms snaked around her waist. “How the hell am I supposed to explain this hickey?”

The door swung open. “Mom? Dad? Why are you calling for me?” 

They blanch, looking at their son who was rubbing his eyes with a plush cat dragging against the ground held in one of his chubby hands. “Oh I’m sorry baby, did we wake you up?” 

He nods sleepily, causing their hearts to soften. “C’mon, I’ll take you to bed,” Kuroo promises, releasing his wife and scooping up his son. (Name) throws an old college sweatshirt on before following. She leans against the door-frame, watching as her husband tucks Hikori into bed. Hikori rolls over, instantly falling asleep. Kuroo heads back over to her, a mischievous look on his face. “So I guess he likes being called Hiki?” 

(Name) sends him a disgruntled look before huffing and marching right back down the hall to their bedroom. “I can’t believe I married you.” 

Kuroo cackled, grinning as he called after her, “I love you too, sweetheart!” 

FUN FACTS

💟 After Aya got pregnant and she got closer to (Name), (Name) told her about how she loved the name Aiko and Aya immediately fell in love with the name and begged (Name) to let her use it for her daughter if she were to have one

💟 (Name) loves Aiko as if Aiko was her own daughter, and Aya loves Hikori as if Hikori was her own son. The two families often vacation and plan things together

💟 Kuroo’s and (Name)’s relationship never came up in conversation at Fukurodani reunions and Bokuto had missed the Gym 3 reunions due to them occuring during his games

💟 Kuroo’s moral code made it so that he wanted his son involved with Bokuto in some facet of his life, even though he wasn’t personally ready to allow Bokuto into Hikori’s life - hence the plushie with Bokuto’s jersey 

💟 Iwaizumi loves teaching Hikori and Aiko how to play volleyball - often offering to babysit whenever they have a chance to

💟 Konoha and Kuroo often joke that they’ll be related if their kids get married so they might as well get used to it now

💟 Rin often asks about (Name) at family gatherings, whining that he hadn’t seen her in so long. 

💟 Bokuto never really thought about kids until he and (Name) had babysat his niece and nephew and he saw how great of a mother she was then 

💟 Just like how (Name) and Bokuto would cuddle while watching movies, hold hands, and call each other late at night, Kuroo and (Name) had done those things together first

💟 When Bokuto agreed on “missing this”, he had meant his relationship with (Name). (Name), however, meant visiting the retro dessert diner.

💟 Both Kuroo and (Name) regretted not discussing Bokuto’s role in Hikori’s life  and their own emotions about it now that he was back and was aware of the truth. 

💟 The couple prioritized communication and trust in their relationship in order to prevent any more issues with one another. It helped that they knew each other so well that they could predict when something may affect the other and increased their own communication 

💟 Seeing Aiko and Hikori together made Bokuto wonder whether or not Kuroo and (Name) had the same innate relationship and desire to be with one another

💟 Though Bokuto had always wanted to be an athlete, it was easier as a younger male to eat poorly. Ever since (Name) became more serious about his  diet and helped him learn how to track macronutrients and stuff, he took his own diet more seriously. To this day, he still uses some of her recipes.

💟 Bokuto prefers to call Hikori ‘Kori in order to be “different” from Kuroo and everyone else 

💟 Bokuto ended up staying up all night plagued with memories of Kuroo and (Name), overthinking everything. He also couldn’t stop imagining a marriage with (Name) but Kuroo’s face always appeared instead of his own

***** 

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[the-fiction-witch]

Little Bird

Media Nowhere Boy

Character Paul

Couple Paul X Reader

Rating SMUT

I giggled as Paul held my hand, we ran across the fields hand in hand after his gig with the boys, we bolted through the grass and trees giggling all the while every so often stopping to kiss, until we found the old battered building in the woods, often where the boys went to smoke, drink and other such things. And of course, the other such things were why we were here. Given my parents would never let Paul in my room alone with me and his dad was sleeping off a night shift, here we could be alone. As soon as we were out of sight he looked at me hungrily and tossed his jacket on the railing, 

"Fuck come here little bird," he groans grabbing my face and kissing me not so much aggressively but more passionately I happily kissed back our kisses turning lustful fast, our tongues battling, his hand moving up and down my body cupping my breasts, my ass my hips, my thighs anything he could get his hands on he pulled back kissing down my neck and he pushed me down flat on the blanket covered floor, he smirked as he kissed down reaching my breasts but he pulled back and went to my side unzipping my dress as soon as he tugged it down to my waist continued to kiss down my chest his hands grabbing my breasts firmly "fuck! You don't usually let me feel them this much. Umm I miss you so badly!”  He smirked as he groped and fondled my breasts in his hands at times before he moved his hand back and unclipped my bra tossing it to the side with his jacket, “Uhhh! You look so good,” he groaned making sure to rub on my nipples to harden them making me squirm rubbing my legs together "ohh my little little bird likes when I fondle her?" He smirked going a little harder every so often rubbing my now rock-hard nipples making me get wetter and wetter with each of his rubs giving them friction "oh. My little bird likes it when I play with her nipples" he smirked rubbing mercilessly with one hand and moving his other under my skirt he ripped my stockings and pushed my panties to the side, "fuck your so wet!" He groans diving into my chest kissing my skin and rubbing in my nipples, he took one in his mouth to  toy play with my nipple with his tongue but I pushed him away

"paul!" I giggled playfully shoving his hair

"Yeah you want my head further south little bird?" He cooes kissing below my breasts and down my stomach and I nodded "okay. Sing for me then little bird" he smirked kissing my thighs softly and gently, slowly getting closer to where I wanted his attention, once he has kissed everywhere outside that he could he kissed my mound and outer lips making sure to gently suck on them every so often I giggled as his facial hair would poke and tickle me as his mouth worked

"paul" I whined which he took with an evil smirk giving my clit gently soft kisses being slow and precise he held my thighs open giving me no room to move or squirm as he got much more passionate and aggressive with his kisses sucks and licks eating me like I was his last meal holding me tight so I could squeeze my legs around his head every so often making eye contact with me to fuel his ego I knew how close I was twisting my fingers in his greased hair as he worked but be began to slow before pulling back

"Sorry little bird, my mouths getting tried. But let's see how you do with just my fingers" he smirked pulling back replacing his kisses with intense rubs on my clit using one hand to hold open my outer lips and attack my clit, his other hand three fingers working fast and hard to finger fuck me making me squeal quite loudly "come on your I've cum from my fingers before" he smirked I pushed his hand away and flipped us over so he laid on the blanket with me over his thighs pinning his arms beside his head  "awww my little birdy gonna ride me till she cums?"

"Maybe" I smirked "but first" I smirked almost ripping his shirt open and kissing down his neck and chest making sure to leave a hiki on his V

"Uhhh come on little bird don't be evil" he groans "just a little lower and your cute little kisses will be much more appreciated" he smirked "come on I want that sexy red lipstick around my cock" he groans

"you need me that badly?"

"I always need you that badly" he groans

I smirked and moved down gently and softly stroking my hand up and down his shaft making him groan I pressed tiny soft kisses to his shaft to drive him crazy where he wanted so much more "uhh come on little bird more!" He pleads so I smirked and took only his head into my mouth gently sucking and swirling my tounge a little "uuuuhhhhh fuck! Ummmm I love your mouth y/n!" He groans holding my jaw stroking my cheek as I worked, I quickly took every inch of him inside my mouth hollowing my cheeks and gently sucking to which he grabbed my hair twisting his fingers in my strands of hair "fuck! y/n I'm so close! Uhhhh your mouth is so heavenly" he groans so I smirked and pulled away "little bird!" He whines as I replaced my mouth with my hand taking a firm grip on him moving fast and hard "uhh! It feels good but I want that pretty mouth back"

"No, you got far too overexcited"

"Did I? Like you did when I was rubbing on those hard little nipples? Or when I was burying my head in my little birds pretty pussy?"

"Maybe,”

“Maybe? Umm come on little bird, I want you!”

"maybe you're fun to torcher" I moved to sit over his lap moving my hips to gently rub my pussy against his erection

"Yeah? Well maybe I just love my little bird so much I'll let her torcher me however she wants" he smirked holding my hips to move me harder and faster "uhhh come on little bird. I need you!" he groans I giggled pulling him to kiss me our kisses hot and heavy make outs his chest pressed against my own I smirked into the kiss moving my hips up and he worked into my movements with his own until he slipped inside me "fuck I've missed you" he groans between kisses "I missed my little birds pussy so badly. Uhhhh been jerking off imagining you since we last got to fool around,"

“Aww see you can handle yourself,”

"It  dosen't compare to you, so I'd just... lay awake at night in my big bed all alone, hoping my little bird would flutter through my window and come take care of me" he smirked pulling me close nuzzling into my neck as I gently began to bounce

"I missed you too paul" I groaned as I got faster and faster he held my hips often bouncing me too, moving his hips up to meet with mine between our lustful kisses

"Fuck little bird I'm gonna cum!"

"Already?"

"You're too good to me"

"I'll remember that, I won't be so nice next time"

"Yeah? Then neither will I" he smirked rubbing on my clit mercilessly as I bounced, it became an explosion of passion, bouncing, grinding, digging and scratching our nails down each other, moans and groans abundant as we heavily made out I hit my own first crawling down his backbiting his neck hard as I tightened around him feeling pleasure wash over me like a wave, he wasn't far behind me pulling me into an intense kiss as he pushed my hips so he was as deep inside me as possible his hips moving in odd angles and ways as he bucked hard inside me leaving us both holding on tightly to each other gasping for breath "I love you so much little bird"

"I love you too Paul" I giggled giving him a kiss as I laid on his chest, for the first time the cold air actually bothering us, 

“Fuck… I really hope no one heard us,” He chuckled,

“We didn’t hear anything!” John yelled clearly around the corner with the other boys giggling, “Can we come around? Or are you guys still at it?”

“Come back in an hour!” Paul told them before he pulled me into another kiss, 

[the-multifan-writer]

Only a girl part 1

Mentioned of a knifeplay and degrading words

Me and JJ have been going out for about a year now. She worked at the FBI and I was a baker and owned my own business. We both had busy schedules that kept us from having much personal time but she had asked for two days off and I was planning on not working those two days so that we can have time with each other. When i woke up this morning JJ was still asleep I watched her for a minute and then gently got out of bed trying not to wake her up I when in the kitchen and made us some breakfast, I put everything on a tray with a two cups of orange juice once i get to our room I set the tray on the night stand and wake up her up by pampering her face with light kisses “good morning baby” she says i smile and place the tray next to her so it sits in the middle “good morning is breakfast” i say sitting on my side of the bed she smiles “thank you so much babe I can’t remember the last time i had a proper breakfast” she says and starts with the waffles “anything for you” I say as I start to eat also. As our day continues and morning turns to afternoon we sit in the living room in our comfiest PJ and spend the rest of the day watching tv.

When we finishes diner and are going back to our room to finish our night off I stop at the bathroom “ill be in a bit baby” I say as I close the door I get the new lingery I bought and put it on the braw is lace and mostly see through so that JJ as a great view of my nipples the panties have a slit in the middle exposing my pussy and the garter belt that look gourges and hug my hips I clipped it to my thy highs and put on my heels and curled my hair. When I stood in front of the door and JJ saw me I was happy with the look she had “dam baby you look amazing what’s all this for” JJ says sitting up “well I want to treat you to fun night” I say walking slowly swaying my hips sensually. I crawl on the bed and stradel her waist and push her down on the bed “tonight I’m in control” I say and pull off her shirt and start kissing down her neck “yes ma’am” JJ says giving me more access to her neck when I get to her collar bone I gently suck until a hiky appears. I open the drawer to the night stand and grab the blind fold I placed there for tonight I smile down at her and blind fold her “now what are you up to baby” she ask but i just whisper in her ear “wait and feel” I grab the pocket knife that I put there as well and open it I gently run it down the valley of her breast and stop just below her braw “this is in the way to bad your laying down guess ill just have to cut it” I say and cut in the middle JJ breast bounce as her braw fall to the sides and I run the knife up and down and set it aside for now. I go to her right breast and kitten lick her nipel until it hardens I go her left nipel and do the same once her niples are up and ready for more attention i grab the knife again and run it down to the top of her thong “this are cute to bad they have to go” I say and Brock them from both ends, I grab the shreds of her thong and thro it behind some where I place the pocket knife back in the drawer and go back in between JJs leg I open her thys nice and wide and glide my finger up and down her fold feeling and spreading her wetness “wow look how you are you little slut” I say I slowly rub my thumb against her clit and she buck her hips “no you dont get to rush thing I’m in control tonight not you” I say removing my thumb she whines and lays back down.

I lay down in between her legs and open her folds with my fingers and kitten lick her clit JJ lets out a low moan, I bring my middle finger up to her pussy and push it to my nuckle and stop when she bucks against my hand with my free hand I smack her pussy making sure to make contact with her clit she jumps and whimpers “do I need to tie you up or will you be a good slut and stay still” I say as a rub slow circles around her clit she whimpers and nods I let it pass and pull her to the edge of the bed i get on my knees and open her thys, I dive right in and lick and suck on her clit JJ lets out a string of moans and small screams I smile and bring my finger up to start to finger her again I go in slowly so she can feel how my finger enters her pussy “your pussys so wet and tights the way it hug my finger” I say adding a second ginger at this she buck her hip and I stop everything and stand up JJ whines but I shush her “you knew that if you moved I was going to tie you up” I say and grab some silk ties we have in our drawer I grab her hands and tie them together I tug on it “how does that feel” I ask “fine” she says I slowly drag my fingers down her body when i get to her left i grab it and pull it to the edge of the bed and tie “good?” I says “good” she says i repeat the prices on the left side “now you won’t be able to move” I say.

I slowly crawl up her body and take the blind fold her off and kiss her deeply when I pull away I grab the vibrator in the lower drawer and turn it on low “lets sees who can cum first” I say turning around and bring my pussy up to JJs face I bend and start running the vibrator up and down her folds she lets a small moan out that causes wonderful vibration she start to slowly lick around my whole and my clit and I groan at the sensation I move the vibrator in a small circle around her clit and she tries to buck so i pull away she lets out a small whine “are you supposed to be whining or making me cum” I saw she nods and goes back to licking and sucking I moan and press the vibrator harder on her clit and push two fingers in ear pussy and start a steady rhythm JJ moans around my clit causing me to moan from the vibration I start grinding my hips against her tongue almost forgetting my job. I put the vibrations higher and move my fingers a bit faster and curving them to hit her g spot and I know I do when JJ tightens around my fingers I move the vibrator in a circle once again and JJ becomes a mess forgetting to eat me out but I don't mind. I move my fingers faster and she tightens more I press the vibrator harder and move it faster and I hear her cream “OH YEEEEEEESSSSSS Y/N JUST LIKE THAT UUUUUHHHHH YEEES OH IM CCCUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGG” as she cums squirting her juices all over the bed and creating a wet spot on the bed.

[sazzafraz]

dropped a cup of coffee on myself at breakfast lets gooo

nodus tollens is my favourite chapter its not even close

like i actually LIKED writing it. i like writing in general but its about being someone represented with all the scary sword cards in tarot readings not actual fun. still annoyed i didn’t think of anything better than fucking HEMMINGWAY

A year and a half into working for Giri and Sasuke is sitting cross legged on top of a boulder looking out at a clear blue sky. They’re sitting by the edge of a huge cliff in Fire Country resting between assassinating some small time village leader and their next mission which promises to be heavy on full contact fighting. The sun is dipping towards the horizon, warm air ruffling their hair. Yumi is trying to throw Hiki off the cliff into the lake below, Haru is defleaing his dog and Sasuke is debating his next move in the long distance tactical game he’s playing with Juugo and Karin. It’s an Uzushio classic, like shogi but the board is made of three interlocked spirals and the movements of the pieces are based on the tides. Karin is slaughtering him. 

fun fact: literally started designing that uzushio game because i’m a psychopath. it’s also the first of three references, two in the same chapter, of sasuke and his teams, and then one at the end where everyone gets together. to make fun of sasuke. as they should. 

  There are seven graves by the edge of the sea with a bright blooming flowers planted in the centre spilling over the cliff. Tall markers stand as high as three metres in the air wreathed with ribbons in the colours of dawn and day... Sasuke spares a look back as he enters and sees those graves and flowers. The flowers have colonised the side of the cliff, growing strong and sure halfway down the rocks, slipping into crevices and tangling around each other as they race towards the ocean. Huge blooms of colour, bright reds, light pinks and creamy yellows are knocked about by the waves crashing against the cliff.      

if fuyuki even knew how much this colours sasukes opinion of her she’d beat the shit out of him. i think this was the second bit i wrote for her, after a few pieces of her and itachi. actually if she knew how much both of them are coloured by knowing her past she’d commit a crime. its pretty apparent to sasuke that these are memorials to children/those that died young and unfair. how would he know haha. i always intended the hashira and the uchiha as parallels. i think the lack of depth given to other clans sucks, especially when they have literally a thousand years of interaction. the only other one we have are the hyuuga which might have been an intended one but like. i’ve never bought it. 

anyway, back to sasuke. dude loves kids. he doesn’t figure it out until he has nine of ‘em, but he has a view of children that’s incredibly sincere. i pretty much decided that on my own cause: a) its funny, b) he was fucking SWEET as a kid and i’ll kill you before i let you tell me that kid went away, c) he’s from a huge close knit family/community and liking kids is the only way to get through that,

oh. also fuyuki does cotton on to his emotional compromise and IMMEDIATELY lies so he likes her more. morals who?

“It seems,” Fuyuki says into the silence, “that Sunagakure has decided we have a problem. I sent Mamoru as a goodwill ambassador to Wind a few months ago. It went well, and as Suna is a largely neutral player in most conflicts I did not see the problem in allowing a small ambassadorial group into Oto to further the relationship. At the fourth meeting one of the Suna delegation proved themselves to be a puppet and assassinated Mamoru. They were in the process of trying to loot us when they were killed.”

haha oh my god gaara fucks himself so hard here. we’re gonna talk about it. 

Now it’s leaving time and Sasuke is walking fast downtown, faces passing him as he’s bound for home base.

only two people ever commented on this. vip behaviour. 

Shikamaru raises a hand and waves.

Sasuke waves back.

Shikamaru looks at him expectantly across the crowd. Distantly Sasuke notes that he’s the taller of the two. Head’s bob and weave around the marketplace, someone drops an avocado which is swept up a child and her friends, the scent of cooking spices drift down from the top of one of the buildings. Sasuke and Shikamaru stare at eachother.

i never wrote the short for this but this is shikamaru’s nightmare scenario. finding sasuke when naruto is not with you is the k12′s personal hell. because konoha and giri are tentative allies it would be poaching to bring him back and thats something people still take seriously. shikamaru goes and gets FUCKED UP so no one trusts his report and he can claim that it was ONLY MAYBE THE PRETTIEST MAN IN THE FLEA MARKET. naruto finds out like a decade later and is extremely pissed even if he gets it. 

It’s a tale as old as the dust of the desert or the mountains that divide the nations. There is a boy who loses something. His honour, a cow, a sword. He has to leave his home to find it. He has to grow strong enough to do what has to be done. In the Son of Nobody the titular Son has to journey to the city to meet the princess and while he is away his family is murdered by a group of wandering bandits. Along the way he meets a beggar girl, the princess in disguise, and he allows her to tag along. There are many twists and turns, the Son becomes a noble shinobi protecting the princess and falls in love with the beggar. He finds the bandits that destroyed his home and avenges his family. But! Disaster strikes! The samurai have been told a lie about the princess and feel that their honour must be avenged. A group sneak into the princess’ room one night and defile her. One of the samurai is late to the scene and feeling so sick and ashamed of their actions kills them and ignites a real war between samurai and ninja. The disgraced samurai takes his own life in front of the princess as appeasement. When this doesn’t work the Son goes on to win the war and marry the girl.

this is just hatake sakumo. some creative liberty but its just the story of how he died embellished. i think some shinobi stories filter out and become like folk tales? like we’re gonna get to it. but there's no way they can have that kind of presence and no cultural impact. 

‘Heart, liver, eyes ’ Kabuto says when he’s done, ‘and put the rest in the garbage.’

for sensible reasons kabuto is the scary one. 

. Illuminated in the light of the lone flickering candle, bundled in odd cloth and grime, Kabuto looks faceless and formless. His skin has no color, his hair is limp, his eyes are turned completely inward searching himself for an some answer, some lodestone for the next leg of his journey. He looks like an orphaned version of himself. Sasuke has a brief moment of complete self-awareness. He stands above himself and looks down at the length of his hair, the uneven tan on his hands. His own eyes look at his boots, his non-descript travelling coat, the way he is never carrying more than enough money to carry him to the next town. He recognises nothing original, nothing remarkable. He’s as interchangeable as any soldier capable of swapping hands at a moment's notice. Many tools, many masks, many uses. He realises that that shifting formlessness is as much a part of him as his burning rage. It forms him just as fully.

i remember having a moment like this and it was so shocking it took me years to write about it. this nearly got cut, even though i now think its important. becoming ‘just a knife’ is important to sasuke’s development towards being just a guy. relating to kabuto is so personally disturbing that its sort of his turn towards leaving giri. kabuto actually disgusts him. unlike orochimaru.

“We called her the Fruit Eater after the foul seeds she planted in others which grew into giant poisonous fruit trees. When they’d plundered and destroyed the world enough for her foul tastes she’d eat the fruit from the trees and crush them to bone and blood under her feet. Her own children plucked out her organs one by one and cut them up into pieces. What they couldn’t eat they threw to the animals who turned into nine ravenous demons. They brought the demons together and sealed them into the form of a beautiful princess who was coveted by all.”

goddamn space aliens. i hate it less than most. i think i was still deciding if they’d show up at the end. either way i thought i’d just put them in in case i did. again, there SHOULD be a cultural footprint. 

The problem is that the Uchiha are predisposed to have thick hair and the main branch, the one that descends directly from Madara’s betrayed brother Izuna, comes with a tendency for...unruliness that Sasuke has gotten threefold. At this length it seems to be largely growing up and out, gravity be damned.

aww my loving rendition of his stupid duck butt. i have unruly hair so his maintenance is essentially mine. its such a distinctive thing i think people should take more advantage of. i wrote in crashing tides that he’s just an awful fashionista and i think that holds true. he tries new hair oils ALL THE TIME. 

[takohikisushi]

Etiquettes to enjoy Sushi in Aarschot

Although you won’t be thrown out from an Aarschot Sushi Restaurant for not treating the fish on your plate aptly, knowing the right way to enjoy it can add greatness to your experience. Turn your next sushi dining into a cultural lesson. A lavish dish like sushi deserves some royal and sophisticated learning too. A good sushi chef indulges in months or years of training and study to bring tasty bites to your table, so you must appreciate their creations by learning some basic etiquette to enjoy sushi. 

Interact with the sushi chef

If it is a completely traditional sushi restaurant (not serving burgers or pizza), the chef knows well what looks good that day as he picks the fish with his own hands from the market. Ask him about his recommendation if you are ordering sushi for the first time and don’t want surprises or shocks delivered to you. He will reward your trust in him by giving you a special suggestion on what should be eaten first. Enjoy your food at the best Sushi Restaurant Aarschot keeping these basic morals in mind.

Get prepared to have your meal

Before you begin eating, here are some basic tips you need to follow to have Sushi in Aarschot. 

Clean your hands as you might need to use your fingers especially if thinking to have a nigiri or maki sushi.

Clean your fingers well with a towel. 

Pour only a small or a little amount of soy sauce into your bowl as Japanese dining etiquettes consider wasting a taboo, especially if it is soy sauce. 

Do not dip wasabi into the soy sauce bowl.

If planning to eat sashimi, learn how to use chopsticks and handle them politely.

Don’t suck the sauce that might stick on your chopsticks’ ends.

Put your chopsticks beside your plate when you are not eating. 

Keep the chopsticks parallel to the table. 

Use Wasabi and Ginger 

No matter how much you enjoy the burning sensation, avoid adding wasabi and ginger to sushi. It will turn your soy sauce into a cloudy mess merely. If you are adding just to bring flavor, then you must know chefs add it according to the fish themselves. Adding too much wasabi in front of a chef is like dumping ketchup on a top cut of beef in a luxurious steakhouse in front of the culinary artist who cooked it to perfection. It is insulting and offensive to chefs, so you should avoid it. 

The best is to add wasabi by brushing some of it on fish with ginger pieces. Treat chopsticks a fork in the West and don’t suck extra wasabi off from it. Don’t leave the ginger on the fish eat it between your bites and cleanse your palate with it rather than eating it with a sushi piece. 

How to eat sushi?

First things first. 

Ask Google to find a Sushi Restaurant Near Me or reach the Aarschot Sushi Bar named Tako Hiki directly to enjoy the best sushi ever. 

Though there are no pretentious rules or guidelines to eating sushi however there are some tips that can enhance your sushi dining experience. 

Sashimi: Traditional way to eat it is by lifting a sashimi piece between your middle finger and thumb. These pieces may get damaged with wooden sticks however if you do not like eating with fingers, you will be forgiven for using chopsticks too.

Nigiri: This default sushi type needs a default way of eating. Rotate the piece clockwise and turn it upside down. Dip the fish into soy sauce and don’t add sauce to rice as the rice absorbs too much soy sauce and changes the texture of your bite. 

Unagi: Don’t dip them in the sauce. 

Pro tip: Place the sushi pieces in your mouth upside down so that fish is always against your tongue. Before gulping a piece down, have its complex flavors. Try to eat a piece in one bite only. Eat with fingers if pieces are heavy to hold with chopsticks. Enjoy every piece of sushi as it will add to your bill however wasabi only adds to your heartburn. Give a respectful bow to the chef if you enjoy the food. 

Tako Hiki Sushi Sashimi Bar Bogaardenstraat 22, 3200 Aarschot, Belgium +32 16 90 44 72

[dangerouslilly]

Looks fairly benign, right? A little confusing, perhaps. Yeah, it’s a vibrator.

And a vacuum suction pump.

At first, it does this suck-and-release thing but then, something went terribly wrong. The battery died, and suddenly I had this mechanical lamprey stuck to my clitoris. A Chinese finger trap. The more I tried to remove it from my clitoris, the worse the pain got. I was terrified and literally feared bloodshed. There’s more to my tale of woe, but you’ll have to read about it on the blog.

It’s the HIKY from Shots Toys and I’m pretty sure this won’t be on the market very long. I had high hopes for it - I thought it could combine the sensations of the Womanizer* with an external and internal vibrator so that if someone didn’t like one aspect of it, there were at least two other good uses. For $99 you’d expect something decent to come out of it, or you’d hope for that. *even though the Womanizer doesn’t have true suction, I’ve seen enough places call it that - plus everybody seems to be on the train to create knock-offs of the “pressurized air pulses” thing.