#himbo and miserable wet cat

[ugly-bug-starscream]

ive been rewatching some armada/legends of the microns

[sethdomain]

Also before i forget there's something about the way you draw c!Tommyinnit that make it stand out from other artist interpretations fanart of c!Tommyinnit. Simplistic yet unique like it was so fucking cool mate.

yeee its cuz i was actually aiming to do that.

No shade to people who likes the fanon, but I've been like on dsmp train since 2020 and if i see the same interpertation over n over again IM GOING CRAYYYZEY and if i have to comply to the woke mob agenda and make my ctommy design fanon-ny again i will DIE.

I used to make my ctommy design so fucking fanony it actually was dead ass ugly and i used to hatessssssss it so much. Because he looks so ugly in a bad and unintresting way. I was miserable. dying, because i was kind of afraid to not comply on how people would interpert him(kind of conventionally ugly cute attractive). I was like, "what if people find me weird for making him like this?" "what if people wont like this design?" MANN i was a pussy, turn out people love my soaping wet cat ctommy that looks super mangy and ugly. I think it was also factored on my worries on making him looks so much like cctommy and it would be weird.

Anyway yeah, the moral of this story is do not be a pussy and you can design the dsmp character however you wanted. Don't let the woke mob stops you from being who you are and making ctommy a fat men, buff guy, hairy guy or trans guy/girl whatever man do whatever, its 2024 and he's now a public domain oc. Damn, maybe you dont see it but im literally slowly making him a smoke/drug addict himbo if you squint.

[sparda-ly]

Hello! Can I request some DMC fluff, please? Like Dante and Vergil got sick somehow (idk, must be demon flu) and reader now has to take care of them. Separately, of course. I'd imagine Vergil is the type to try to power through it and fail miserably, lmao. While Dante eats up allll the attention his S/O gives him. It's up to you though :) Thanks and have a great day!

SICK! DANTE, VERGIL WITH A S/O WHO TAKES CARE OF THEM

UNSPECIFIED GENDER OF READER!

note: hey there ;) first dmc request, hope it's ok!

warnings: suggestive comment from dante

DANTE

dante probably got sick from his weird hobby of eating pizza naked on his balcony every morning

it doesn't matter if it's winter, summer, autumn, or spring - dante will not start his day without it

thinking he is immortal and invincible from getting any sickness, he unfortunately got proven wrong

and is currently laying in bed in the most dramatic way possible, having a wet cloth pressed to his forehead by lovely reader who keeps fussing over him

dante being dramatic is an understandment

however, dante while being sick is another type of drama queen

clinging to the reader and whining about the smallest things possible

"my head hurts so much honey please"

"i have such a bad tummy ache"

"love please don't leave me i might die here from this disease please"

one day he straight up sat on your leg not allowing you to go to the kitchen to wash dishes, acting like a child

you of course couldn't refuse and just agreed to this fate, getting cuddled to death by this himbo of a man

and dante absolutely loves this attention

"baby, i could name a few things you could help me with" ;)

and even five days after he returns to being a healthy man, he still whines about how bad he feels and oh so amazing reader you need to take care of him, or he will painfully die

the only thing stopping him is the tragic looks of bills to play, nearly staring at him menacingly from his desk

oh yeah, and also, vergil

his loving brother looking straight through his white lies, demanding him to stop lying and get his ass to work while rolling his eyes

VERGIL

vergil will never admit he is sick.

never.

even while practically fainting trying to get to the bathroom with wobbly legs

he still isn't sick, no, of course vergil

at the beginning, he will refuse your attention - saying the strangest excuses known to humanity such as

"a wild dog bit me"

"it's probably my devil trigger acting up"

"i have a penis infection"

the reader just stands there ??? confused as to how this is relevant to being ill

but you stay silent and walk to the bathroom with the intention of washing clothes

however when you return, vergil is already passed out on floor with litreally 40° celsius

but don't get him wrong, vergil still isn't sick

while pampering around him, constantly bringing him food, medicine, drink or anything to please him, he lays like a grumpy cats and just accepts this

vergil will learn to actually like this new side of you, although he does hate feeling useless and weak.

therefore, he will return to work as soon as possible, so don't get so comfortable fussing around your lovely boyfriend

[starlightervarda]

Gearing up to write something for Battinson!Superbat

Question is, I can’t settle which fancast/version of Clark would best suit this miserable wet cat of a man so help me out:

Option 1:

Welling!Clark

Sweet himbo, a little naive, fresh from the farm to Metropolis, younger than Battinson, would get flustered by this weirdo rich boy and easily get his feelings hurt

Option 2:

Cavill!Clark circa Man of Steel

Broody Supes, a little imposing, a little jaded, around the same age as Battinson (?), less likely to humor / tolerate his emo bullshit, has been at the Daily Planet for a few years, 

Issue with this one is he’s so tied with Batfleck in my head and the fuckery of the Snyderverse

Option 3:

Hoechlin!Clark

Despite being around the same age as Battinson he has some DILF-y vibes. Very chill, has been Superman for like 10 yrs now, and would have the saintly patience to deal with him.

With all that in mind, he might not realistically find this emo mess attractive? Unless Bruce gets his act together a little/there’s a Robin involved?

Option 4:

Fancast/David Corenswet!Clark

The good thing about this fancast is that it comes with no ‘baggage’. Younger than Battinson, new at the Daily Planet, been caped for maybe 3-5 yrs?

Based on vibes alone he’d be somewhere in between Welling and Hoechlin, as in he’d put up with Battinson with mild complaining and ribbing humour but could put him in his place if push comes to shove. 

[medi-melancholy]

i’ve been slow at train game the past week but let it be known my best boy is slime man. garbage guy. just a lil birthday boy it’s his birthdayyyyy you can’t hit him. crumpled napkin man. a sopping wet miserable beast of a man. a human kitttyface. guy who would sell you to satan for one corn chip but then try to break you out so he gets to keep the corn chip AND you get saved. himbo passing but at what fucking cost. bi but no one wants him. man whose uniform should be cat ears and a maid dress. man you find at the bottom of your trash can when you’re switching bags