#himbo chart

[oksurethisismyname]

Zoro is Jock (he’s kind but that’s not a primary descriptor for him)

Sanji is Decent Man (he’s stupid in many ways)

Luffy is Himbo

Franky is Hunk (he’s smart yall)

Usopp is Decent Man pre ts and moves to Hunk post ts

I won’t explain these any further than I have already

[fourdollarwords]

After seeing a couple "top himbo" lists I realized I felt the need to add onto the trifecta of "stupid, beefy, and kind" because a lot of the lists didn't include "thirst factor". Aka, how attractive they are either in universe or in fandom. So the four part venn diagram was born! Legend to the map behind cut.

Stupid, but not beefy, kind, or pretty: Waspinator (Beast Wars) Beefy, but not stupid, kind, or pretty: Thanos (MCU) Kind, but not stupid, beefy, or pretty: Bernard (The Rescuers) Pretty, but not stupid, beefy, or kind: Sephiroth (FF: VII) Stupid and beefy, but not kind or pretty: Bebop and Rocksteady (Ninja Turtles) Stupid and kind, but not beefy or pretty: Fry (Futurama) Stupid and pretty, but not beefy or kind: Prince Charming (Shrek) Beefy and kind, but not stupid or pretty: Quasimodo (Disney) Beefy and pretty, but not stupid or kind: Gaston (Disney) Kind and pretty, but not stupid or beefy: Robin Hood (Disney) Stupid, beefy, and kind, but not pretty: Fezzik (Princess Bride) Stupid, beefy, and pretty, but not kind: Senior Senior Junior (Kim Possible) Stupid, kind, and pretty, but not beefy: Jason Mendoza (The Good Place) Beefy, kind, and pretty, but not stupid: Superman (DCU)

ULTIMATE HIMBO: George of the Jungle

The Anti-Himbo: The Phantom of the Opera

[ageless-soul-au]

least to most himbo

since a himbo is made up of three things, we needed another triangle. First wins most himbo tho! honorable mention is Twilight. least himbo out of everyone is probably Hyrule tho, ignoring all gender criteria (hence the *).

-Kio & Mizu

[digestive]

[snailsandpuppy-dogtails]

I like making dumb things

[vivi-200]

There's been an influx of great art n theories lately with Ruin coming out, so here's my contribution to the fandom.

[mattpresents]

I'm sure Tumblr is interested in my deep research into Himbos

[ashleyslorens]

AARON TVEIT as Danny Bailey SCHMIGADOON! Season 1

[thevaudevilledemon]

Aight Tumblr, let's talk Himbo!

We all agree that there are three main attributes to being a Himbo, Kindness, Muscle and Build, and Generally being a dumbass, which got me thinking, there are plenty of characters who are two of these attributes, but not all three, so I put together this venn diagram to better show case who is and isn't a pure Himbo.

Pure of Heart - Kindness, not a single piece of negativity in one's body, think like Mickey Mouse or SpongeBob. Can have a mean side, bit in general are kind and loving people.

Strong of Arm - Strength, build, power, think super strength like Kenshiro, or casual strength like Minecraft Steve

Dumb of Ass - Morons, idiots, no braincells at all, think Peter Griffin or Homestar Runner.

[xariarte]

the 2024 Paris Olympics Team USA Basketball National Team sorted into whether they’re a himbo, a dork or a slut

[milfloverobisanya]

jamie colin zava and keeley are all in their tier for different reasons: jamie doesn’t know how to peel a banana right, colin thinks it’s funny to make someone else do it, zava can’t be bothered, and keeley should have everything done for her by men forever because she deserves it

[bluespiritshonour]

[judgeverse]

jack had the entire ancient repository downloaded into his head TWICE and daniel has so much ancient knowledge stored in his subconscious that it broke replicarter... between them these two could replace wikipedia

[lttle-bird]

[lotsobagels]

Oh no he's baby.........

[sunnydito]

i created something incredibly important and felt the need to unleash it upon the world. the four-quadrants graph of male characters.

feel free to use this for whomever you want, blorbos or ocs or both