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dillon looking at that dunk like the tyler1 meme

HELP ?!?!???? HE LOOKS SO SIMILAR

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Which Genshin characters are your favorites? Not necessarily to play as, but like which ones you like the best, are more attractive, etc?

i will do a top 10

1. Arataki Itto - my oni husband. he is so fun to play and it's a bonus he is considered S+ tier by the community rn. he's so strong omg and i LOVVEE his personality 🥴 he is such a wholesome himbo. and like omg he is boyfriend material. and his story quest was a breath of fresh air. the best so far. it was comical but also full of heart and gay

2. Gorou - general gorou, my kindred spirit. supreme omega. power bottom. fkdkdj i love him omg and his character. cause like SAMEE. he is an extroverted leader yet also experiences doubts from time to time. he also believes he can still improve. his hangout is my most fave so far and it was so funny seeing how Yae teases him. also, his playstyle is very fun! i love how he has synergy with itto. i love his character design. also Ittorou best ship

3. Kazuha - the true anemo archon 😩 i didnt care he was clowned during his leaks and release. like i rolled out of love and it's amazing he is the #1 most used and recommended unit for abyss since his release. he is phenomenal. who needs crowd control when enemies get obliterated from ur insane swirl mutlipliers. gosh he's a king and I LOVE his personality and story quest. i hope Tomo gets revived or smth for him. Kazoo deserves a boyfriend

4. Kokomi - she is such a queen. so underrated but I truly believe as time goes, her value will increase. she is an incredible main driver for off-field dpses! in fact she is the best beidou driver rn. Kokomi made electrocharge a viable abyss comp. and besides playstyle, i love her story quest and character. she deserved better writing in the archon quest tbh

5. Yoimiya - she is so cheerful and fun. i super enjoyed her story quest, which was partly a BL too since she was a wingman for two gays djfjf i love her energy and her playstyle is very fun! sure she is no hutao but i've 36'd abyss with her and she is comfy to play too! i cant wait for Yunjin to buff her

6. Zhongli - Geo daddy. i love his personality and his design. he is so attractive. like when i rolled zhongli, i didnt care he wasnt meta or he was considered bad. I love his character djdjd and also im so glad he got buffed cause he is insane. best shielder in the game and i love he is perf with Ittorou team too!

7. Bennett - cheerful benny! for someone who is canonically unlucky, he is the pyro archon and is insane at healing, buffing and even for elemental reaction comps! he truly is incredible and i love using him with Ittorou. also i loove his optimistic personality. and it's amazing how he still has good luck or brings it to those around him even when he doesnt realise it

8. Razor - my wolfboy. benny's boyfriend. although powercrept, he was my main carry from the start until 2.0. my first triple crown. i love how he really cares for you and benny and people he call lupical. his playstyle was fun too! it's nice he has a stand. i sure hope he gets buffed cause he really needs help

9. Ganyu - overworked queen! rjdjjd she's my mood whenever uni term happens gosh i love her personality tbh and her story quest is one of my faves. also i wasnt a Ganyu main but Amos bow chose me so i rolled her. been my mvp since getting her. i love how easy her playstyle is lol and also she's pretty!

10. Scaramouche - i dont know if he will ever be playable omg. but i loove how sadistic he is but also playful like i really love morally grey characters. and after reading his lore in Husk of Opulent Dreams.. damn he can really be set up as a complex character if mhy learns not to do the same mistake with Raiden fjdjd but yeah im manifesting Scara to be playable and to still remain interesting. i love his character design too!

[meterokinesis]

jay guthrie headcanons <3

Not a headcanon, just fact, but Jay CHUGS his respecting women juice

This boy is the most himbo to ever himbo

When he's old enough (or maybe when he isn't but he has a solid fake ID) he gets two tattoos: one is "Death breathed burning kisses against his shoulders" from the poem "I am Icarus" by Fiona, and the other is "Write a happy ending, please" from "Romeo and Juliet" by Hobo Johnson. They don't stay, because of his healing factor, so he writes them on with sharpie instead.

Speaking of music, he will defend country to his dying breath. Almost all of the kids at Xavier's know that if they are caught listening to or speaking about country, Jay will somehow appear and start his monologue on how country is the music of the working class and how classism impacts its current reputation

He hates post-9/11 stadium country, but he thinks that certain modern artists (like the Chicks, certain Taylor Swift songs, and Lady A--again, respecting women juice) are really good and deserve the hype

He can and will correct people who pronounce "Appalachia" wrong

He has an accent! His siblings do too, but Sam and Paige work harder to hide it

Baritone boy :)

Mains Peach or Toad in Mario Kart

When the younger kids read Romeo & Juliet every spring, he finds somewhere else to spend a few weeks. It upsets him far more than he lets anyone know

After meeting Sooraya, he started researching Islam so he could accommodate her beliefs and advocate for her

He's very open about his mental health challenges and is often called in to talk to younger Xavier's students who are struggling

He taught himself guitar by listening to Willie Nelson on repeat

Warren and him have a supremely weird relationship because by all accounts, they should know each other better than anyone. But Warren's privileged childhood makes it really hard for Jay to relate to him

Jay's favorite sibling is Melody, but he's Sam's favorite

Before his powers developed, he was in talks with a music manager to make a demo and sell it in Nashville

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so folks have been ranking the htf characters and I 

cuddles- delightful bunny boy who deserves a fucking break and kisses 7/10

giggles- she gets SUCH a bad rep in fandom but i adore her! let her be flirty and silly!! 10/10

petunia- i fucking adore her so much she deserves a girlfriend 9/10

toothy- honestly nini made me enjoy him a lot more but im sorry baby youre still way low. 5/10

lumpy- i dont hate him but i want him to buy a clue 5/10

flaky- NONBINARY LEGEND i put all of my gender onto them 10/10

sniffles- baby boy...baby... he just wants to do science in peace.... 7/10 for the most disturbing eps

mime- i have.....no feelings on this man......he is a problem 4/10

nutty- some people draw him as an asshole and i love that. absolutely feral bastard. 8/10

lammy- baby? baby girl??? i love her. shes a delight. mondo more media 9/10

handy- lol i relate to him a depressing amount. absolute short king. 10/10

russell- i dont have the STRONGEST feelings on him but pirate boy good. 6/10 i love u

mole- god i love him. i love the thought that hes an asshole on purpose. i love him!!! 10/10

disco bear- somehow ive managed to fall in love w him despite him sucking massively. 7/10 get a job

pop- WORST FATHER WHO TRIES SO HARD!!! I LOVE YOU SIR BUT PLEASE, 7/10

cub- baby boy. baby. 10/10

shifty- sir you are the worst. i love you with literally all my heart but im going to throw you in the trash. 10/10

lifty- slightly more babey than his brother!!! still an asshole though. i love him. 10/10

cro-marmot- this man fucks. 5/10

flippy- LMAO... I LOVE HIM!!! HES MY FAVORITE....EDGY DEPRESSED OLD MAN!!! GO MAKE OUT WITH YOURSELF ABOUT IT. 1000/10

fliqpy- same w flip except even better bc hes clever and has sharp teeth. 100000/10 gonna marry him

sneaky- i love him wall eyed bastard. fucking thigh high boot wearing mfer. 10/10

mouse kaboom- WHYS MY MANS SO FUCKIN SMALL MONDO. HIS PAWSIES ARE ABSURD. 10/10

tiger general- dont look at me i love him. he sucks so much i love himmm. evil bastard 100/10

splendid- STUPID HIMBO SUPREME!!! HE'S SO DUMB. AND SUCH AN ASSHOLE SOMETIMES. I LOVE HIM WITH ALL MY HEART AND WOULD MARRY HIM. 10/10

splendont- RIOTOUS BASTARD WHOS JUST AS DUMB AS DID. BABY BOY. I LOVE HIM. 10/10

the rat- rat bastard. rat fink. he and mole were married fight me. 5/10

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Opinion on Stan?

What I love about them: I mean seriously he’s got character development as about as deep as a puddle of water, but that doesn’t stop Stan from being so entertaining and enjoyable to me. Diedrich Bader was just so good, I loved every delivery of his line. Also knowing Diedrich also voices Batman in DC media kills me every time because now I look at Stan and go “Batman? In Corona? Batman is Rapunzel’s bodyguard?!”

Also not to be aggressively mlm on main but Stan being designed with a big chest, giant arms, rugby thighs and a square jaw... that was Chris saying gay rights. 10/10 himbo supreme.

What I hate about them: He never grows more than just being a background character for seasons set in Corona and it makes me so sad! He is very connected to like all three main characters to several degrees (Rapunzel’s bodyguard, Eugene’s friend and then Eugene is his superior when he becomes Captain, he knows Cassandra since she was young) and it’s never elaborated on. Also related to my previous post about the guards in general, he’s terrible at his job but then marginally a bit better because. He deserves some credit.

Favorite Moment/Quote: Every time he’s on screen 😍 we stan a 6′6 king in this house. But to be real, I’d have to pick this scene in “Great Expotations”

He didn’t have to inform Cassandra about the shortage of guards but he did anyway because Stan knew how much the position mean to her and just, knowing Cass wasn’t totally alone in pursuing this goal in season 1... he’s such a good boy 🥺 🥺 🥺

What I would like to see more focus on: I just would like more expansion of his character. He’s been called Captain’s best man, which implies Stan is really good at his job, and he is arguably the most competent person on the guard after Captain and Maximus, at least compared to the rest. I also like to know of his relationships with his wife, and his interactions with Rapunzel, Eugene, and Cass!   

What I would like to see less focus on: Being portrayed as overly incompetent, stupid, and evil, which latter crops up when people want to give angst fics for their favorite characters.   

Favorite pairing with: his unseen wife, Pete because of reasons, Eugene (They are friends with benefits you can’t change my mind), Captain because of reasons too

Favorite friendship: Pete because they are hilarious together. Eugene and him have this chaotic bisexual energy and I think that’s very sexy of them. Cassandra and him are sword buddies. Rapunzel and him are painting buddies.

NOTP: I don’t see anyone who actively ships him outside of his wife or Pete, but if it’s gross then keep it away from me.  

Favorite headcanon(s): 1) He’s Latinx 2) Without his helmet on Stan has short black hair that makes him look exactly like Bruce Wayne, specifically the Batman: Brave & the Bold incarnation 3) Rapunzel low-key is attracted to him + had a brief crush on him because well. Here’s this big handsome man who fetches everything you need and carries you on the occasion and is always nice to you so. Who wouldn’t be attracted to that? Eugene wasn’t jealous because he was like “same hat 😔”

[suzukiblu]

As a longtime lover of omegaverse and a person who's a bit of a fic snob about it, can i just say that your geraskier fic has entirely rekindled my love for the subgenre, and im so SO blown away by how in character you've kept them. I never would have imagined geralt as an omega on my own but it doesn't feel out of character at all the way you've written them, and GOD that is some good smut. I haven't been able to stop thinking about this fic all day and it was lowkey fucking me up at work. 1/?

The tenderness! The mutual pining! Geralt's bone-deep belief that nobody ACTUALLY cares about him and not only should he not want things for himself, but that he should actively deprive himself of the finer things in life because he doesn't deserve them???? And Jaskier? GOD WHAT AN ALPHA! just fucking lives as the embodiment of the idea that an alpha should serve their omega's needs because it's a damn PRIVILEGE and he just CAN'T with geralt because he wants his friend to have good things 2/?

And geralt just doesn't??? get??? That people might genuinely like him? And like yeah he's kinda in love with jaskier even though he's a himbo supreme bc he's a good guy and he puts up with geralt's shit. Like this is a man who wants better for his friend but doesn't realize that he's the best and it HURTS and im HERE FOR IT and i can't wait to see how these mutually pining stubborn self-critical dumbasses get through this 3/?

unfortunately if there was a part four to this ask Tumblr ATE it but thank you, I’m so glad you like it that much! It’s been extremely distracting for me too so I’m glad to not be the only one, haha. Also it’s shameless idfic, so it’s always double-nice when shameless idfic gets appreciated. 

I’m so pleased that Geralt and Jaskier’s characterizations are working for you, too, this is my first crack at Witcher fic so I’m still feeling them both out! 

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top 5 fire emblem characters right back at you!

oh dear. i should have seen this coming huh

1. chrom. we knew it was going to be chrom. i love him, casper. himbo supreme. in all seriousness even besides my unlimited affection for him, i genuinely love how he grapples with the fact that he’s naturally warlike and defensive like his father, and how he consciously rejects that path in favor of emulating his sister. the fact that chrom, like, consciously chooses to offer forgiveness and peace talks, because he’s striving to be better than his instincts? fucking chef’s kiss! and then you add that he’s sweet and stupid and chugs respect women juice. god i love him. perfect character

2. robin. again, we saw this coming. i know robin is supposed to be kind of a blank slate to project onto (and believe me, i am making a superhuman effort to avoid talking all the robin shit that’s purely headcanon here), but idk how you can make that argument about someone who decides to march straight into an active volcano. the robin hc i will say here is that all of both mrobin and frobin’s supports happen for both, bc mrobin deserves to be walked in on and frobin deserves to have conversations about risk v reward of helping people. anyway robin’s so fucking crazy how can i not love them?? also i’m still not over warriors robin yelling LET’S GO FREDDY BEAR at frederick bc god.

3/4. i refuse to rank between leo and takumi. this entry is about leo. i find him super relatable and i love how he teases elise. the gap between how much i like leo vs the rest of the nohr siblings is much bigger than the gap between how much i like takumi vs the rest of the hoshido siblings, bc i can’t fucking stand xander and camilla is Like That. i just love my nerdy brother.

3/4. takumi, obviously! i will cop to projecting my bpd onto both leo and takumi, but takumi gets the brunt of it by virtue of his whole possession thing. i won’t bore you with a wall of text about takumi having bpd, just know it’s near and dear to my heart. besides that i find an extremely prickly guy with a short temper who is honestly just desperate for affection and attention extremely relatable. and he is SO SWEET with sakura it just melts my heart. you know how soft i am for a good big brother!!

5. sumia. i know. i know. i’m massively biased because she is my video game wife. but in all seriousness i didn’t like her at first bc the early game ship teases her with chrom and i kind of assumed that a crush on chrom was all she had to her? but each of her supports is so charming and unique and funny (except the one with chrom where she just comes off as his mother...rip). i don’t like her with chrom (which sucks bc the cutscene where he stares slackjawed at her like a dumbass after she saves him is a #big #mood and i might have liked the ship if they stuck with that), but i like literally all of her other options. bodyswap with henry? delightful! throwing a beehive at gaius? hilarious! swapping reading recommendations with robin? adorable! that bit where frederick tells her he wants to give her the moon after she teases him about HIM having a crush on chrom? I WEEP. she’s so fucking good. god i love sumia

i did just start three houses so i can’t really pass judgement on those characters yet, i don’t think, but honorable mentions to edelgard (who i’m gay for), hubert (who makes me laugh so much i could die, seriously, i fucking love him), and petra (who is just like, so fucking sweet? like such a nice person??? wow)