#hire mold

[shushmal]

"Okay," Eddie says, rolling up his sleeves as he approaches the kitchen counter. "You want these veggies rough chopped or are you being a freak about them today?"

"I'll show you freak," Steve says from the stove.

"Can't out freak the freak, baby." Eddie pulls out the vegetable knife from the chopping block—flush with new knowledge and still smarting from the way Steve had caught him cutting up an onion with a butter knife once. "So, what'll it be?"

There's a long silence. So long, in fact, Eddie turns around to find Steve eyeing the vegetables with a pained look in his eye.

"Sweetheart," Eddie tries. He's holding back giggles. "If you want these to be anything other than a million different sizes and shapes, you need to kick me out of the kitchen."

Steve sighs and turns back to his burners and pans, waving a wooden spoon at him. "You can stay, but do NOT cut yourself again. You're on thin ice, Munson."

"Oh, no! Chef please don't fire me!" Eddie wails dramatically, going to town on a carrot. He waggles his brows at Steve's back. "Maybe I can do some overtime? We can really get to know each other, if you know what I mean?"

"You can't sleep your way to head chef, butt face," Steve says, not even looking at him. "Be happy with assistant."

There's a loud clatter, and Eddie almost breaks his promise to Steve about the knife and his fingers when he whips around to find Robin standing in the doorway.

"I go to college!" she screeches. "I go to college for one measly month, and you already replaced me? With your boyfriend?"

"Not a replacement!" Steve hurries to say. He completely drops his spoon, darting across the kitchen to grab Robin in a hug. She dodges him. "He's just a new hire! To cover shifts! You're overworked and you deserve vacation, sick days, paid time off!"

He swipes for her again. "Fine, I want dental and a 401k included."

"We're a small business, I can't do dental insurance." Eddie quickly puts his knife down and turns the burners off since they've started chasing each other through the kitchen.

"I want my 401k to be paid out in pie then."

"Deal!"

"Do I get a 401k?" Eddie asks. Steve finally catches Robin, pulling her into a bear hug that lifts her off her feet. "I want mine in kisses."

"Shut it, newbie," Robin hisses at him from over Steve's shoulder. "You're on a 90-day probationary, and if I see you slacking, you're outta here."

[jojo-schmo]

*happens to come across your art*

Huh... "metadede"? Thats a ship? huh, okay ig...

*three hours of scrolling the tag later, holding them both close to my heart*

dammit what have you DONE-

also more pls they're cute together-

I pour the the sugar stored in my heart directly into my drawings of the penguin and bat <3 then I use whatever’s left to make Sworn Partner butter cookies. :D

[dangans-ur-ronpas]

why the fuck does hope's peak academy have the swimming pool on the SECOND floor of the building.........

[cassynite]

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[ceruleanfuckup]

I'm so excited for my D&D campaign

[adelaidedrubman]

also i think i am having a bad allergic reaction to the mold in my office. there’s mold in my office btw

[madtomedgar]

Obviously the problem of people not having housing is the most immediate and pressing issue under the broad umbrella of social determinants of health as they relate to housing BUT. I think if we want to get serious as housing as a determinant of health we have to set up some system by which repairs to housing, especially tenant housing, are accomplished quickly and transparently. Because the landlord calling random contractors and then those contractors ghosting and then the landlord spending days tracking them down and finally calling different contractors, rinse repeat, for weeks, while the tenants get sick and weigh how long to wait to try to find somewhere else, is not a functional system.

[beatriceportinari]

what do you do with the moldy ceramic?

For now we've just been isolating the fragments in ziploc bags and waiting for an answer on what to do with them lol. Given that they're not the most important and from a pretty vast collection the answer is probably nothing but who knows.

[destiel-wings]

fanfic writers are just tv writers that aren't getting paid

[bloodystray]

feeling normal

[lamphous]

I need any job for money, I need this job to befriend the they/he ponytailed tom scott lookin mfer in charge of the 3d printing so we can do bar trivia together

[sreegs]

hey it's me black mold. thanks for running your window air conditioner all summer. whatever you do, do not regularly clean the removable filter. that's not necessary

you should also never ever unplug the air conditioner and stick a flashlight in the vent that blows air to see if we're in there. it's very bad, that place should not be checked

and whatever you do, if you've already made the mistake of unplugging it, don't remove it from the window for cleaning if possible. and whether it's possible to remove the unit or not, don't carefully disassemble the front panel, document where the screws go and plastic bits go, and open up the vent more to be able to get into it easily

as black mold, i'm an expert on this. you should heed my warnings: now, if you've somehow made the mistake of doing all of the above, you should not use warm water and dish soap to CLEAN the inside of the vent thoroughly. DON'T ever use a bottle brush to get into the hard to reach places. and certainly don't rinse and dry the cleaned area before carefully putting it back together

there's nothing wrong with us, black mold. we don't cause or exacerbate breathing conditions like asthma or other illnesses. it's cool, we're cool

furthermore, if you're capable of removing the window unit, DONT take a hose with the same soapy water and wash the portion of the window unit that sits outside the window and is therefore weatherproofed.

whatever you do, don't allow the air conditioner to dry before plugging it back in and turning it on again

and if you have a central air conditioner, you will definitely never ever consult a manual or sources online to perform a similar cleaning procedure on the cooling unit outside.

lastly, if you're physically unable to do the things we (the black mold) warned you not to do above, you should never ever ask someone to help you or hire a service to do it.

[disasterblaster]

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[backyardboytoy]

I would LOVE to be a seedbed for hire for whatever tentacle being needs a quality incubator for a week. Just agreeing on the yes's and no's and taking the payment and walking into a writhing flesh pit of tentacles.

Being held in the air and having your hole stuffed by either one huge tentacle or multiple at the same time in the same hole. Gooey cum fillings that leave your middle stuffed heavy unable to carry all of it. So cum spatters on the floor and stains your inner thighs.

Being injected by what you agreed upon. An aphrodisiac that makes you cum harder than you ever have before? An agent that lets your hole stretch more than it ever has before? A breeding potion that makes you only think about being the perfect seedbed and nothing more? An inducer that makes your nipples spray milk like a neglected cow as soon as you swallow it? ... What did you agree on again?

Maybe you agreed to let them body mod you however they liked for the week so they could mold you to be the perfect incubator. ... was that this client?

Hole clentching and clentching hard on the length(s) pistioning in and out of you with a purpose. Cum sloppily pouring into you at a rate that has you laughing near cum drunk. Dazidly trying to remember if this client only pushed cum into you or if you'll have to prepare for an egg clutch... or a couple.

Whatever! You're getting paid great, to be the perfect seedbed for them. You already discussed the details anyway... ♡

[onewingednatu]

Goddddd art supplies are so fucking expensive!!! Like I had 10 dollars, right? I had to choose between a silicone mold with a silver powder pigment, or a set of like 12 ink resin colors. I chose the colors and I regret it