#his hobby is gardening… T_T <3

[merakiui]

learning that rollo eats the same lunch (16 grapes, 2 croissants, 1 café au lait) every day is so funny to me. he’s so cute. T-T rollo, please eat a feast. you deserve it. why limit yourself to the same thing over and over?

also his voice line where he invites you to check out the mostro lounge with him. saying, “i like cafés. shall we take a look?” casually asking you out on a date…… rollo, you’re exceptionally cute.

[cup1dt3a]

Heeeeeeeeey I saw you write about wally, I was wondering if you could do one of wally the stalker? the reader watched it since he was young then he stopped watching it but still wally chased him, i think he writes right english is not my native language

Tysm for the request! Hope your day is going well or gets better!And don’t worry your English is pretty good mines also bad sometimes T_T

“ Please be a bunny Wally please!” You said crossing your fingers.

“ I think I’ll paint a bunny! What a great idea!” He cheered.

You were watching your favorite show “ Welcome Home”. The best show in your opinion! You’ve loved the show ever since your parents left you alone to put in whatever you wanted while they went somewhere else sometimes watching the show with you or to the kitchen one or the other mostly. You were too busy watching Wally and his friends. Wally was your number one favorite! Along with Julie!

This show was all that you would talk about and sit through for hours on end. Unless you had school or wanted to go outside. You loved the show and vowed to never stop watching it it was sooo amazing! Who would ever not want to watch this it’s too amazing!?

“ Yay! You’re so amazing Wally!” You exclaimed jumping up and down.

Everything was so amazing right now you’ll never stop watching this show youd rather die than stop watching this!

Everything was so horrible! Right now you are regretting so much and so many choices that led you to these horrible migraines!

You stared up at the ceiling not wanting to get out of your bed. Groaned as your alarm clock squawked at you again to get up. It’s not like you had anything to do today so you don’t know why you set an alarm. Must’ve been out of habit. That’s the second time this week when an alarm went off when you just wanted to sleep in. It’s only 10am so you decided to go back to sleep shutting the alarm off. After a few hours you finally woke up without the annoying alarm to disrupt your slumber. It was now 12:30 so you did what anyone would do. Sit in your room all day and watch TV.

That was until you suddenly got a text from your parents. They have been so paranoid since you got your own house. You agreeed either way to come over just to ease their worries and see them. You had lived at least 3 hours away from them so it’s rare you ever really saw them. You stretched out popping your back before going to get dressed.

“ Oh! How’s my baby been?” She exclaimed with opened arms to a tight hug you think she might even be picking you off the ground.

“ Very well actually a little sleep deprived but well.” You said as she rolled her eyes with an “ of course.”

You chuckled at her “ enthusiasm” just happy to see her and your father you had no idea was at the moment. As you asked she just pointed out the window with him tending to his garden. Ever since you had gotten your own house he’s done nothing but treat his garden like his own child. Good for him to have a hobby but you were convinced he literally thought of it as his baby. You literally once saw him having a full on conversation with his damn petunias.

“ So how’s it been? “ you asked her while she replied “ It’s been well just missing my baby.”

You sighed as you both chatted for a while. A few jokes here and there and just catching up. You hadn’t been at the house in two months so it was refreshing to have some familiarity. Your mother then went onto talking about your fathers “favorite child” a.k.a what you called his garden and just remenicing over what you would do as a child.

“ Oh come on _____ you used to just love Welcome home you’d make so many drawings. You even spray painted your hair blue! And made us pain your room the color of what’s his name…Walter? No Wally! Yes Wally’s pants!” She laughed as you frowned in embarrassment.

“ Uh that blue spray paint was such a dumb idea though. Blue really isn’t your color honey. Plus you turned all the bathtubs blue. ” She said looked at a picture of you with blue hair spray paint.

Now starting to remember all the cringey things you did as a dumb kid. Jeez! You were literally obsessed with that show! You wondered how you even forgot it form how much you idolized it. The your mother took a picture you had drawn out it was of you and Wally. As stick figure’s wow you were such a Picasso. An art exhibit would want this in the garbage.

“ It’s my favorite along with the pictures of you trying to hug the Tv.” She giggled.

“ Why Yes! Mother dearest it fucking fell on top of while while you laughed your ass off. Such amazing memories.” You sarcastically announced.

“ Listen just because you moved out does not mean I won’t shove a bar of soap into your mouth.” She stated upset for you using such ill language.

You apologized with a chuckled before hugging her seeing it was getting late. You went outside to try and find your dad. You went over to his garden to see him chattering with them while watering his favorite marigolds. He had waved over to you upon seeing your arrival hugging you as you came over. You both just quickly chatted for a bit due to your long trip. It wasn’t anything your mother couldn’t fill him in on so eventually after saying your goodbyes as you hugged them.

You got into the car taking off just before a pair of dark eyes watched you in though the corner of your mirror.

While you told your parents everything you hadn’t told them one thing. You had a bit of a stalker situation as you’ve been calling it. Every morning you’d receive an envelope with a heart shaped sticker keeping it together sometimes red or pink. But every time you checked them out they had the weirdest thing written on them. Things such as

“ My sweet dreamer you looked so beautiful sleeping I couldn’t help but never take my eyes off you” red meant they would be very creepy.

“ I miss you my sweet dreamer. Do you miss me? I love you so much. Do you love me?” The pink ones were sweet but just…so odd because you hadn’t been seeing anyone at the moment and they always said I miss you.

But this time when you got home it had and apple sticker on the envelope and was here a lot earlier than expected.

“ I see you went back home. Did you miss me? Do you remember me now? I love you <3.”

“ Wow another letter from my stalker how lovely.” You sighed.

You brought the letter to the police station as always.

“ This is the 7th time this week and they know I went to my parents house. Shouldn’t this be enough to have some kind of investigation?” You asked as they shook their head saying what they always did “ I’m sorry but there isn’t enough evidence for us to make it an investigation of any sort.”

You nodded before stomping off once you got outside. This was ridiculous. Everytime you were trying to get help they turned you down. It’s like you with your ex Timmy. Like seriously Timmy Turner Who? But besides that you just wanted to know if someone was either in your house or somehow got access to it. You didn’t have the money for cameras or for the power bill to run your phone all night while it charged. Sure you were a bit of a cheapskate but what if you need the money. You’d rather die than be in debt to the power company! You refuse to be their bitch!

You angrily poured plopping yourself down onto the sofa to watch Tv. As you flipped through the channels you saw a familiar logo show. You hurriedly flipped back to it. The Welcome Home logo and theme song suddenly appeared. The bright and colorfully vibrant show blinded you for a second before you eyes adjusted to it. As you watched the episode you had started to unlock old memories. Such as those being your favorite episodes and two Wally Darling.

“ Omg! I remember this!….Wow Frank is such a mood and underrated. Ha! And they say he’s the straight man? He’s done nothing it give Eddie bedroom eyes.” You chuckled chatting throughout the show.

All was going well before Wally asked what to paint.

“ Well Neighbor what should I paint today?” He asked tilting his head looking at the audience.

“ Eddie and Frank kissing!” You shouted getting super pumped up from the show like you used to.

It was relaxing really to think back to your old childhood memories. Remembering all the fun you had and innocence you once had too. But your mindset was now back onto it.

“Hmmm? Eddie and Frank kissing that such a bold thing to request but I’d rather it be me and you my sweet~.” He smoothly said while you where left speechless.

“ Damn the writers were thirsty for this episode.” You said fanning yourself wondering how it was so smooth.

“ Oh no my sweet no one had written these lines all of them were made by me. I’ve been so sad without you won’t you stay around longer neighbor.

Oh shit

Two posts on one day Yay! I’m on a roll will it be three next? Not sure but this turned into a crack fic so quickly hope @blu3n you enjoyed it and it was up to your standards! And ty all sm for supporting me! I really appreciate you all for the sweet comments you leave! Hope you are all doing well or that things get better for you <333

Sincerely-Cup1dT3a 💌

[pyro-doll]

Hi there I hope you’re doing well! I saw your matchups were open so I thought I’d send something in. I’m a bisexual woman, 5’7 and a boney lil stick lol. Lots of freckles and scars (makes my skin look bad even tho it’s not 😭). I’m an infp, 4w5, scorpio and I generally consider myself as a quiet and kind person. Others have described me as sweet, weird, smart, cute. I can have a hard time opening up to people, and tend to focus on others more than myself (which im working on haha). I can be quite affectionate (clingy T_T) and I love talking about my interests and listening to other people’s interests too! It’s great if we can have an in depth discussion! Though I’m usually pretty friendly, I can sometimes get very introspective and I kinda go off the grid for a hot minute. I’m a quite nostalgic person and i am very in touch with my “inner child”, and people often say i’m simultaneously very childish but also old person vibes. I have adhd, anxiety and depression but i usually cope by immersing myself in hobbies. :3

For my hobbies, I love playing video games, playing piano, doing puzzles, writing and baking. And listening to music ofc! I love grunge and 90s style and horror movies but i also really love softer stuff and also like dark academia and classical music, antiques, so.. idk kinda all over the place haha. I’m also interested in tarot, runes and herbalism too! I really like nature a lot too, and I love animals, spending time with them helps me recharge! Honestly, dream life is living in a nice countryside writing silly little letters, baking silly little cakes and caring for my silly little garden and animals. <3 Ummmgmmg i hope that’s enough ehehe. Thank you very much and I hope you have a great day! >^<

Hello Nonnie! Thanks for your request! I too am a boney stick *shakes your hand* represent. Please enjoy your matchup!

Your Vision Is...

Ah, the element of eternity. Like most electro users you have a curiosity and childlike ambition as well as a wise and nostalgic part of you.

I match you with...

Zhongli!

I cannot think of a more perfect match for you. Checking all of the right boxes.

Right off the bat as somebody who likes to listen and indulge on in depth conversations zhongli and you have an instant chemistry.

He is charmed by your youthful yet wise look at life. He appreciates the way in which you discuss life and also that wonder and mystic your inner child brings out. He admires it and it lets him feel young. Let's him indulge in mortality.

He would notice how you tend to put others before you and he has no issue reminding you how special you are.

Interested in antiques? He will borrow vhildes money to buy you old jewelry. He would love to hear your music or writing as well, a big appreciation for the arts.

He's a traditional partner and your affection is not a problem for him. He will offer his arm in public, kiss your hand in greeting, and if the chance arises I think he would slow dance with you.

Ah yes, imagine baking with him and he just pulls you into a little dance in the kitchen

Very romantic.

[tumblunni]

More thoughts for that random doodle of eldritch head cliche dating sim boyfriends I did!

* not really actual Lovecraft or anything cos I'm not an expert on those books. Just a general spoopy monsters setting with no complex continuity mythos

* summon-daze suggested an office setting and I really like that?? But also I was thinking of like a 'new in the neighbourhood' plot? Like this is Monster Neighbourhood and whoops you accidentally moved in. Thinking maybe protagonist is like a goth or creepy looking or something, so the estate agent mistook them for a vampire and sold them a nice bungalow.

* all the monsters are totes nice and just wanna stay secret to keep from being burned at the stake and such. No deep dark secrets here, just happy slice of life antics with the scary boys!

* flower head dude is the most friendly to you at the start cos he's the only one who used to be human once. "Yeah ykniw, funny story, got my brain eaten by a plant. Happens to the best of us!"

* he's the buff bara man and also the big friendly sweetheart! Super passionate about neighbourhood watch activities and anti littering campaigns and baking cookies for the new coworker. Oh, you'll just love it here!

* probably still keeps the fragments of his skull in a pickle jar in the cupboard. Its a memento! Look, I put these cute little stickers on it.

* Oh, and he also loves gardening! He can grow different flowers from his head to express his mood, and he's growing a baby demon flower in a plant on his windowsill. looking for a romantic interest that doesn't mind being a step-dad. :3

* plumey shadow head guy is like your cool princely archetype with a hint of tsundere. He wants to be seen as the stoic bad boy but secretly isn't really that bad at all. And might have a tendancy to get easily flustered when people discover his nerdy hobbies. Noooo! I am vengeance!! I am the night!! T_T

* not much idea on personality for tentacle face cyclops mam yet, except he's the shortest and possibly chubby and possibly shy. I just think some sort of adorable personality, whatever it might be. Maybe a bookish type? Maybe like a transfer student from an eldritch dimension who's adorably new to everything? Or maybe that could be a separate character. The troubles of having to balance a job with college is a relateable plot. Balancing it also with disguising yourself as a human is less relateable but still cute!

* perhaps a token human bachelor option? Could be a detective or CIA agent who came to investigate the rumours of monsters, but can never find them. Maybe comically wrong about everything too, like he thinks they're really aliens? And in the end he ends up befriending all his weird new neighbours and maybe finding a boyfriend, and when he finally gets actual proof of them being monsters he decides to trust them anyway and stay. Happ ending!

* also maybe more non romanceable NPC monsters and stuff. At least one cute kid and cute grandma!

* in the office I think friendly bara flower monster is the boss, cool shadow dude is the math finance guy who's the real brains, and shyclops is the lower ranking standard office worker with low confidence, who nonetheless keeps getting employee of the month every month forever. Take the damn promotion already!

* they probably have some way to disguise themselves as humans when necessary? I think cyclops tentacleman is the only one who can actually turn between human and monster, he's more like a dude who can turn any part of his body into eldritch tentacle shapeshufty cancermess. But the blobby shape is his real form and the human form is the shape shift, so he can't hold it for too long without getting tired. Also his anxiety problems make him accidentally shape shift when nervous! Flower dude is 90% human looking anyway so he's mostly fine. Could probably fold his petals up to make a fake head, works pretty well as long as nobody realizes its hollow! And shadow dude just wears various concealing hats and cool motorbike helmets and scarves and etc. He doesn't have such conveinient magical skills.

* possible other ideas: surfer bro fishman, teacher automaton, bodyless floating sentience that takes the form of a cloud of stars yet is the most normal personality of the bunch

[merakiui]

Hiiii~ Mera! I've wanted to ask you if you by any chance have any Malleus thoughts?? 👀 👉👈

I may have a few hehe!! :D please accept these very assorted Malleus concepts that have been floating around in my brain.

✧ sugar daddy malleus in ancient times in which he’s the mysterious being of the deep, dark forest everyone tells you to stay away from. but that same mysterious being is leaving lustrous gemstones and exquisite pieces of jewelry on your doorstep or at the entrance of the forest for you to take, always even more generous each time. and in return, you must provide him with something of yours (usually he’d like something from your hobbies, whether a poem or a sketch or a wood carving and so on). one day he’ll steal you away, but until then he provides generous sums for you to continue living comfortably. after all, he’s quite entertained with the lovely art you produce! he must know more.

✧ omegaverse in which, by order of lord malleus, guards silver and sebek free you (and plenty others) from an alpha who had been keeping you captive for various reasons. without a place to live or a madol to your name, lord malleus allows you to live within his castle under the condition that you must earn your keep. sebek doesn’t trust you, but silver thinks everyone deserves a fair chance and though it may be dangerous for an unmated omega and an unmated alpha to coexist, especially when said alpha is a very important ruler, you’ve proven to be a very diligent servant to malleus, always so determined to pay him back for his generosity. malleus has grown rather fond of you in the time he’s gradually beginning to know you, and before long he’s inviting you to take a stroll through the palace gardens with him or to join him for evening tea or to accompany him to the grand library so he may find a book he’s been looking to read. and eventually your heat will sneak up on you, and who better to assist you with it than the lord you serve? :)

✧ a very awkward fwb dynamic in which both you and malleus are horribly inexperienced in romance, so your dynamic essentially becomes one of fwb—by which if malleus gifts you a bouquet because you’re his dearest friend (he is madly in love with you) you hurry to return his goodwill with some of your own. there is no sex in this fwb (yet). the two of you are just always trying to return the other’s kindness and are so worried about forgetting to repay favors to one another or else you think it’ll look rude and malleus fears his favorite child of man will become offended. the benefits in this friendship is essentially just lots of courtship gifts that neither of you realize are courtship gifts. both of you are always friend-zoning each other, too. T_T lilia just wants you and malleus to kiss already.

✧ ceo malleus who is very bad at using technology, so you (his secretary) help him out and handle much of the tech work for him. naturally he has to repay you by railing you behind closed doors in his office (and maybe even knocking you up if you’re capable of having children hehe).

✧ you’re making a wish on a star in hopes that the sky above will answer it. but when you wish for a companion/lover/friend/a horned fae prince who is very tall and can sing and is very handsome and keeps a tamagotchi and is also lonely so he needs a friend (this last one is very specific;;;;), you don’t expect said fae to appear and offer companionship. he may or may not have been watching you for months now, waiting for the right moment to appear before you at your windowsill. but when you’ve made such a curious wish, how can he possibly stay hidden any longer? he adores you too much. <3

✧ arranged marriage in which you’re betrothed to malleus in a marriage that’s meant to serve as the first stepping stone in uniting humankind and faekind and putting all previous disagreements to rest. you think you’ll be fine so long as you’re courteous and obedient, but your fiancé seems to like you a little too much. :)