#hitman!jones

[peachesandcreames]

A Good Ol' Southern Boy 🔥🥵

[thedespot]

Actors Potraying as Siblings (Brother & Sister):

It's FUNNY how actors playing siblings often exhibit stronger chemistry than their romantic counterparts, leading to discomfort and confusion among viewers. Sometimes, there even exists a ship dynamic that could be problematic for some, while others enjoy the unique bond portrayed between the supposed siblings. It's intriguing to witness the actors' chemistry not only on screen but also behind the scenes and during interviews. Not forgetting if both the actors are good-looking even Voice Actors contributes to this "Taboo Chemistry." Now, whenever I come across a Film or TV series featuring a storyline involving a brother and sister, I can't help but anticipate the type of chemistry the actors will exhibit. Oh, the anticipation!

[nellarw95]

Happy Birthday Timothy 🥳🎂🎈🎁🎉

Timothy David Olyphant

May 20,1968

Buon Compleanno 🥳🎂🎈🎁🎉

20 Maggio 1968

[captaincrungus]

im going insane anfd foaming at the mouth

[2p-jfk]

Randomly remembered Hitman Jones existed im sure he was great at among us

[alfredosauce50]

Alfred would be a perfect Tom Ripley and Dickie Greenleaf. Just imagine two Alfreds on the opposite ends of a spectrum interacting with one another. One is a well-off, conceited, self-absorbed ladykiller, but the other is a creep that is scarily good at doing impersonations. And he’s out to replace the poster boy of the Italian coast without being caught

[dorkycreature-89]

All dressed up for a hit and run (hopelessly devoted au)

(this is just hitman jones dorkified)

what happens if rate was killed after the moment he hurt her? what would happen if she was apart of the murder?

what if you made her kill the one thing she will ever have to a son?

well, here's an possible answer to those questions.

meet the hopelessly devoted au. an au where dorky killed rate and now has nothing but hate for everyone that made her believe she was doing the right thing. (think of this song and yes, i will be doing this mv)

after his death, rate's soul now inhabits dorky's body, allowing him to talk to her and other people through her. she stays with z's accurate (thanks to some convincing from rate) since she doesn't trust anyone else.

now, she takes her anger out on helpless individuals.

and nothing's gonna stop her

[leclerc-s]

big reputations - part five

series masterlist // previous // next

ASKING DANIEL RICCIARDO THE MOST POPULAR F1 FAN QUESTIONS

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user1 this interview further proves that max is daniel’s emotional support boyfriend.

↳ user2 was that ever up for debate?

↳ user1 no, but you get what i mean.

user3 oh, he’s got those stupid stars in his eyes again. this man is down bad.

user4 i love how he never brushes off questions about daphne. every single time he answers the questions about her

↳ user5 take notes joe alwyn. this is how you talk about mother daphne.

↳ user4 the shade towards joe. this fandom will never let him rest.

user6 these two are never beating the dating allegations.

↳ user7 i don't think they want to

↳ user6 oh for sure, these two want to know how far this whole thing is going to go

user8 even if they aren't dating it's such an adorable friendship

↳ user9 it'll be official when he meets ryan and blake. that's when you know they are actually dating.

↳ user8 or when she meets christian and max, oh wait.

↳ user9 that's actually a good point

user10 someone stop this man from being so down bad for daphne.

user11 i am loving that max is daphne and daniel's third wheel.

↳ user12 i'm living for max teasing daniel. you know this man does it constantly and never let's daniel rest

↳ user11 oh i know max has never given him a moment of peace.

george russell everyday i am reminded that daphne jones fans are a different breed.

lando norris i would ask why but i have been on twitter today. apparently dts is trending on netflix

alex albon charles, mate, you've got the daphne fans crying.

charles leclerc oh god, what did i do now?

fernando alonso season 1 episode 8 charles leclerc oh.

daniel ricciardo is that why we're trending? i thought old tweets of mine were found and i was getting cancelled

esteban ocon have you said things that’ll get you cancelled?

daniel ricciardo no, but it’s a genuine fear estie! max verstappen at the ‘girlies’ have joined in on our mutual hatred for zak (oscar and lando you saw nothing) oscar piastri never thought i would see the day max verstappen said ‘girlies’

yuki tsunoda added one person

yuki tsunoda speaking of daphne jones ARE YOU TWO DATING RICCIARDO??

george russell yuki who did you add??

unknown number hello, it's liam lawson. george russell oh cool.

daniel ricciardo i don't feel like i have to expose my personal life to you people. i already see you too much.

max verstappen stop being a pussy and ask her out.

daniel ricciardo how about you shut the fuck up for once?

charles leclerc in the words of arthur, 'uh oh, the girls are fighting'

logan sargeant arthur's chronically online so it doesn't surprise me that he knows what that is.

valtteri bottas have you asked her out daniel?

nico hülkenberg i have to admit this is the highlight of my year, have you done it yet ricciardo??

kevin magnussen yes, have you?

mark webber MAN UP RICCIARDO! FUCKING DO IT ALREADY!

jenson button no pressure or anything, but have you?

daniel ricciardo oh for fucks sake. i hate all of you.

liam lawson i'm so confused.

liam lawson i thought they were dating already? considering what ajdbfwei

max verstappen sorry, liam is currently out of commission.

george russell why is that so fucking threatening? what did you do verstappen?

max verstappen nothing. liam is just out of it for the next 20-30 minutes

sergio perez i have never seen max's body move so fast. i fear liam is unconscious.

carlos sainz what the hell is happening?

daniel ricciardo what the hell did you do to liam? is he okay?

max verstappen liam is okay. i pinky swear it.

daphne jones what happened?

max verstappen i was not going to let liam ruin the magnificent plan that i made. he had to be silenced.

daniel ricciardo you make it sound like you killed the poor guy

daphne jones he makes it sound like he's a mafia hitman

max verstappen i could totally be a hitman.

daniel ricciardo cat-dad verstappen could never be a hitman. mad-max however is a different story.

max verstappen i could be a hitman who loves cats. hitmen have many sides to them daniel.

daniel ricciardo do you think this man could be a hitman?

daphne jones that man could never be a hitman

daniel ricciardo could max be a hitman?

charles leclerc absolutely not oscar piastri no fucking way sabrina carpenter i'm going to need context but the answer is no

max verstappen fuck you guys. i could be hitman.

daphne jones face it max, you could never be one.

sabrina carpenter however this version of max and charles could totally be hitmen

charles leclerc how the hell?

sabrina carpenter tiktok is a wonderful place.

daphne jones i thought it was the countless twitter tags asking if you had seen it already? sabrina carpenter oh no it came up on my for you page. it was a video called f1 quotes i quote on the daily. i, of course spiralled when i saw that specific part.

sabrina carpenter my favorite driver is kimi.

charles leclerc well he's retired. so who's your favorite driver on the grid right now?

sabrina carpenter fernando alonso

daniel ricciardo wow, that's so mean.

oscar piastri i would've said the same thing just to annoy you.

daniel ricciardo look who's no longer my favorite grid son

charles leclerc what the fuck? i'm a part of this group chat too.

daniel ricciardo you're on thin fucking ice until you tell xavi off or someone at ferrari.

max verstappen you can't seriously still be bitter about singapore

daniel ricciardo OF COURSE I CAN! HE WAS SACRIFICED MAX! LIKE A LAMB TO SLAUGHTER! I CAN BE BITTER IF HE WON'T!

sabrina carpenter i think charles has no choice but to enter his reputation era.

oscar piastri not yet, he hasn't hit rock bottom yet. charles leclerc and, in the rookie's opinion, what is rock bottom? oscar piastri dnf, dns, dsq max verstappen if at any point charles gets dsq'd i will be calling oscar a psychic. daniel ricciardo WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT OUT THERE OSCAR??

sabrina carpenter so, mom, dad, are we going to qatar??

oscar piastri yeah, mom and dad, will you be at qatar?

max verstappen they went from being two strangers to mom and dad to three children in span of a few months.

charles leclerc he's only a few years older than me, how is he my father?

sabrina carpenter you dare argue with the twitter giriles?

charles leclerc no?

sabrina carpenter then congrats, you are now mine and oscar's older brother.

oscar piastri charles right now

max verstappen he should save that energy for xavi and ferrari

charles leclerc don't tempt me to crash into you max. i'll do it. then we'll have to wait another weekend to see you crowned world champion again

daphne jones THAT'S THIS WEEKEND? OH WE DEFINITELY HAVE TO BE A QATAR!

sabrina carpenter via air max?

max verstappen who told the pop girl about air max?

sabrina carpenter once again, tiktok is a wonderful place max verstappen once again, i hate you so much sabrina carpenter stay pressed sid. i'm their child and you are simply daniel's mistress. oscar piastri what is it the twitter people say? gagged him.

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¡leclerc-s speaks! can you tell i started rewatching dts now that the season is over? i actually do cry everytime i watch episode 8 of season 1. personally, i love suzuka, but i think the fia's choices with putting tractors on the track has given it a bad history. anyways, hope you enjoyed this, it's a little sad but i never write sad stuff so this is new.

¡disclaimer! this is in no way making assumptions about the people involved in this story, this is all fake. it is a fanfiction please don't take any of what is said seriously. this is all for entertainment purposes and as a creative outlet. enjoy!

[theunderestimator-2]

A cinematic shot of Joe Strummer on the set of Alex Cox's 1987 film 'Straight To Hell' film in Almeria, Spain.

Along with Courtney Love, Sy Richardson and Dick Rude, Joe starred as a hitman in this parody of spaghetti westerns which also featured cameos by Dennis Hopper, Grace Jones, Elvis Costello, Edward Tudor-Pole, Kathy Burke and Jim Jarmusch. The film was a commercial flop and drew mostly negative reviews but it gained a cult film status.

(via & via)

[evenceflux18]

Hooooo Boy......having a bodyguard and a personal hitman for exterminating the corrupt officials, don't mess with Mayor Jones or else...

(But seriously, If they both stepped on me, I will say thank you for real😂)

Extra:

[boxfullaturtles]

Name: Sage

~●○°●○°●○~ Likes: Whump, horror, gore, torture, angst, injuries, suffering. Hurt/comfort AND hurt/no comfort. Mad science, medical trauma, body modifications, painful transformations, feral behavior, body horror. Explain it in visceral detail and I'll marry you. But also tooth-rotting fluff of turtle tots. Also family going Beast Mode to protect someone they love. Squicks: Rape/sexual assault. No shipping outside canon ships pls and thank you. Also would prefer to avoid major character death and Bad Future Timeline Rise, please. No 2012 or Bayverse fics. Favorite Iteration(s): 2003, 2007, The Last Ronin, and Rise

~●○°●○°●○~ Prompt #1 - 2003 (or Rise). Agent Bishop has gotten his hands on one or all of the turtles, only now he's got the time he needs to do with them as he pleases. Taking samples, vivisections, bio-mechanical experiments, double mutations, medical horror, it's all on the table. The more brutal the better. Prompt #2 - 2007. Leo's pretty much resolved things with Raph, but he's still got two other brothers who probably deserve apologies. He disappeared for years without a word, no way Donnie and Mikey haven't got hurt feelings over that. Whatever conversation or confrontation comes from this will likely be awkward and a little hurtful. Prompt #3 - The Last Ronin. AU where Ronin/Mikey lives and gets to raise the babies. Slice of life with Yi, Moja, Uno, and Odyn at any age. Mikey discovering the trials and tribulations of raising four baby mutant turtles (and trying hard not to be like his father). Wholesome or angst, it's up to you. Prompt #4 - Casey Jones in trouble. Maybe used as bait, or got in too deep and needs to be rescued, or stumbling from a bad injury. Maybe Casey gets mutated or experimented on. Make your favorite Jones suffer! Prompt #5 - One of the turtles gets sold like a curio at an auction house. Who bought them and for what nefarious purpose? To be a pet? To live in a zoo? To be a guard? A hitman? For entertainment? Endless possibilities! (I was specifically thinking of Tales of the TMNT and the Purple Dragons selling Raph, but figured this could work for any iteration.) ~●○°●○°●○~

[coralcatsea]

"Arthur! Don't take your usual route home today, I'm gonna be working in the area!"

"Arthur! I took care of that guy who kept annoying you the other day!"

"Arthur! I know a GREAT way to fertilise your flowers!"

"Arthur! Give your laundry to me, I'm really good at getting out stains!"

—Hitman Jones

[prac-ticalproblems]

for the asks. for a while i had an idea spinning in my head of spy, engie and scout going on a sort of hitman mission (spy blending into the crowd, others working in the background) and finding out that they have to kill the guy from sex bomb or something idk i wanted it to be silly

SO TRUE, thank you dearly for the ask btw 🧡

I have some very strong feelings abt this prompt, the ideas are firing! Let’s go!

SCOUT

Screams immediately, almost getting them caught, because he thought he felt a bug crawl on his leg in the vents.

It is his untied shoelace brushing against his calf.

Scouts job is to literally ‘scout’ the opposition. See who should be a problem, who won’t. Nullify any threats and keep an eye out for an escape plan.

Scout, in fact, does not do this, and instead chats up with the ladies while squinting in the direction of the exit sign and saying it’s “good enough” over his ear piece.

When one of them lets it slip that Tom Jones is playing after the openers at this venue, he is starstruck about meeting his idol on stage! He shows off his massive tattoo in vigor, scaring the women away.

He races up to their safe room, to tell the guys the news, and learns what they’re actually here for.

He is inconsolable for maybe 40 full minutes, while the two men try to awkwardly calm him down.

SPY

Spy is the one who suggested the vent as their entrance point. He partially did so to get away from Engineer. They have been bickering endlessly about anything since entering the car, and he thought it’d be an easy out. Engie was too big to fit in the vents like him and Scout.

He did not take into consideration that the Texan is big, true, and extremely stubborn. They take an extra 5 minutes to get him out and to go another way because Spy said he couldn’t do it.

With that out of the way, Spy takes an overhead view of the back stage, gauging how the security will be, who to worry about, who will be a liability to the target, their main focus.

He almost growls when he hears Scout yells through the very good quality speakers with a mouth full of food to meet at the safe room Engineer has set up in, to hear the urgent news.

He sighs, long and drawn out, before explaining their mission, in full, to the other man.

Scout is devastated, at having to kill his ‘father’. Spy grimaces at the word.

“If you are going to be a liability for this mission, then go sit in the car. A job is a job, and I don’t leave things unfinished.”

He glares, arms crossed as he looks away. Acting like he didn’t feel a little bit guilty.

ENGINEER

He knew damn well he would not fit in that vent, but he came out with a cocky grin because he pissed Spy off.

Engineer is here because it’s an opportunity to try out his new EMP invention on the unsuspecting public!

He really doesn’t care about the mission as much as Spy, but since he’s here, he supposes he could act as the man behind the chair, wiping the footage of their presence across the film.

When Scout interrupts his dissection of the blueprints to the building for the best escape plans, (since Scout didn’t really do it) He nearly jumps out of his skin.

Usually his workshop was locked. Someone storming in was not on his quota.

As Spy and Scout’s altercation goes by, he tried to interrupt the both of them, to no avail.

After finally, finally calming down Scout down, he gets his words in….

“Er…. You both know that it’s a Tom Jones impersonator… right? It’s on the file…”

The room’s silent for a bit.

“Oh.” “Oh, then let’s go get ‘im then!”

The job was done. Maybe it was to subpar standards, but at least, passing

[keeper-of-gates]

my favourite thing of introducing my parents to media i love is that they are utterly confused yet supportive half the time.

My mum associates Rayman with the song Sexbomb almost immediately, though she always calls him a rabbit. Fun fact, she didn't know Tom Jones sung the song.

She literally watched the fnaf movie with me back in October and her only complaint was that it got slow in the middle

I got my dad utterly invested in hitman game play through yt on the tv.

Mum and dad consistently calls five nights at freddy's as Friday nights at freddy's.

Mum literally pointed at the tv on one of the garage sale videos dad watches when one of the fnaf plushies come into view mainly out of recognition alone.

mum absolutely loves my bootleg huggy wuggy that I got from a claw machine.

When I got let's go eevee on the switch, mum always loved to play with Spirit (the eevee) when I put it down. she doesnt know how to use the controls but she absolutely knows how to pet.

Mum calls luigi Linguine because she accidentally read it wrong and it has since become a running joke.

[eden-ozzy]

We were so close to Hitman Jones becoming canon, but hima decided not to give the man suspenders. Absolute coward.

[mirayaslan]

 Oh, is that MIRAY ASLAN? I heard the THIRTY ONE year old is LOYAL. But don’t let that pretty face fool you, they are also CALCULATING. Makes sense seeing how they are a LEADER in the THE CRIMSONS.

pinterest. wanted connections

NAME: miray aslan

AGE: 31

DOB: 21st august

HOME: brooklyn, nyc

OCCUPATION: hitman for the jade menaces (cover job as an estate agent)

GENDER: cis woman

SEXUALITY: bisexual & biromantic

prominent features: a large scar down her spine, a scar on the right side of her head under her hair

- 𝙿𝙴𝚁𝚂𝙾𝙽𝙰𝙻𝙸𝚃𝚈

THEME SONG: six inch heels by beyonce

POSITIVE TRAITS: charming, sociable, confident, captivating, poised

NEGATIVE TRAITS: vainglorious, cold, loyal, stubborn, vain

MORAL ALIGNMENT: chaotic neutral

MBTI: estp

DEADLY SIN: lust

HEAVENLY VIRTUE: patience

LABEL: the vixen

CHARACTER PARALLELS: samantha jones (sex and the city), santana lopez (glee), ramona vega (hustlers), veronica lodge (riverdale), jennifer check (jennifer's body), maddy perez (euphoria), blair waldorf (gossip girl), haley dunphy (modern family), villanelle (killing eve)

- 𝙱𝙸𝙾

trigger warnings: suicide, death(like a lot of it)

Miray was born and raised in Manhattan by Murat and Leyla Aslan. Her father, Murat, was a head surgeon at the top hospital in New York, and her mother, Leyla, was the CEO and founder of a prominent fashion house. Throughout her childhood, Miray was given everything she could possibly want and more, living a life of comfort and luxury. She and her younger sister, Mina, were doted on in every way.

Tragedy struck when Miray was in her early teens and involved in a car crash. Although she survived with injuries, her parents did not. Miray tried to revive them at the scene for what felt like hours but it was no use, they were gone. For the first time in her life, something had not gone Miray's way, and instead of feeling sadness or anger, she felt lost.

It took her until she was seventeen to decide what she wanted in life, and she quickly realized that staying in Manhattan wasn't it. She moved to Brooklyn, where she found herself drawn into the Crimsons. Miray's charm, confidence, and ruthlessness quickly sent her up the ranks until she took over as the leader of the gang.

In Brooklyn, with her gang behind her, Miray slowly started to feel invincible once again. However, her world was shattered when she walked into her childhood home in Manhattan to see her sister hanging in the middle of the living room having taken her own life.

Following Mina's death, Miray's life became a blur of violence, danger, and survival. Most people never managed to get close to her again. Her success within the gang and seemingly unshakable confidence masked an undercurrent of a predatory need for control. Once a girl who believed in goodness and happy endings, she had become cold, calculating, and unrelenting. All of this, of course, was hidden beneath a cheeky wink and a flirtatious attitude.

At some point, Miray had a child, a complete accident that she found out about too late to do anything about. She didn't want the baby, too busy being a leader to even think about raising a child and so she gave baby Mina to a distant family member to raise. She still sees the child regularly but everyone believes Miray is her auntie and not her mother.

A couple of years ago Miray got married to a Senator and they were madly in love. Their relationship was wild and fast they married after only six months of dating (because when you know you know). Tragedy stuck only two months later when Miray's husband was tragically assassinated, a crime the police and Miray and still investigating.