#hive mentality

[dodgeryy]

Let's settle this home boys.

[nevvaraven]

‘I thought we as a fandom all agreed that….’ ‘Remember when we all thought….’ ‘I love that we all did…’

WHO IS WE???? WHO ARE YOU?? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

[fredwkong]

Hey i heard you were granting wishes

Its always been a secret desire to split myself into meny peices and merge with a host of different hot guys. Each of us would be connected by me and we'd all be able to feel each other.

I wish, for you to split my existence into 12 and merge those existences with 12 hot men making us 1 and 12 individuals.

Thanks

The genie is gracious enough to make your transformation gradual. Each day, you split again and choose another man to add to your hive.

The first six guys join without a hitch. All of you can feel each other, but still focus on doing separate tasks. And when you do come together, being able to watch and feel yourself fuck yourself is an indescribable sensation. All these buff daddies you chose for your first hosts get really into it, too, integrating their personalities smoothly into the collective.

It’s around host eight that you notice the change. It’s gradual, but as you distribute yourself further you find it hard to keep up with all these bodies. One or two at a time operate at 100%, but the rest have trouble doing anything but drooling all over each other’s muscles and getting off. When you try to spread your attention equally among the whole dozen, you can all but feel yourself, collectively, getting even dumber and hornier.

Before long, you can’t even muster the smarts to pull your focus back to a few bodies to get smart again. You’re just a crowd of sexy, horny guys who fuck all day, every day.

Another wish fulfilled.

Got a wish you need twisted? Send an ask! Remember to say “I wish” so the genie hears exactly what you’re wishing for.

[kraviolis]

*clings onto any and all characters who show both subtle or explicit signs of plurality from all of my various interests and hyperfixations consistently throughout my entire life* no no its all a coincidence im just fascinated with the concept i certainly dont relate to it haha

[flowers-of-io]

Everyone: The Witch Queen must rise... but ah the horror of it... the risk... the only just scabbed-over wounds her deceit made upon us... how can we make peace with such a concept...

Ór, back in her old "Eliksni Are Friends, Actually" T-shirt ("Eliksni" being crossed out and "Hive" scribbled over with a sharpie), sunglasses, with a Diplomat's Starter Pack Briefcase and a starbucks in the other hand:

[theherocomplex]

mental health ramble behind the cut

Sometimes I wish I'd never gotten my various diagnoses, because yes now I can get treatment, yes now I can take better care of myself, yes now I am no longer constantly fluctuating and out of control, but.

But there's something in my head that looks at those little lists and the advice of very nice doctors and then gets mad because I couldn't handle this myself, I had to involve other people and take up their valuable time, and also now that there's a name for this stuff I'm embarrassed, and I feel even less interesting/valued/useful/likable than ever.

Which is probably just a side effect of figuring this stuff out, and parsing all the complicated feelings around it, and also mourning all the time lost to me not knowing how to help myself or what was going on, but oof.

Which is all to say that I am having the most New England WASP reaction to all of this that I possibly can.

[graciepoetsociety]

i would so unironically sell my soul just to obtain the mcgill sweater rsl wore as wilson in house md i will dedicate my life to getting my hands on it no one understands

[bcofl0ve]

ruby bell posted these FOR ME!!!

[famousroadapricotpeanut]

Crazy idea that formed in my brain late at night. So I always thought it's weird that Williams daughter has orange hair, like someone is not the mother here idk.

My own personal hc is that William probably had two baby mommas. And one of those ladies happens to share an odd resemblance to Henry.

[patheticblorbloscholar]

Me interacting with the Avatar fandom on Tiktok:

[scarefox]

One thing about me is that I am avoiding herd behavior in everything and try to double check before I maybe engage.

You all telling me xy is bad and should be canceled? Let me check that first just in case yall are stupid and gullible.

You all telling me xy is so damn good and should be consumed / followed immediately? Let me check that first just in case yall are stupid and gullible.

xy said we all should do a thing and you all are doing that now?? Let me check that first just in case yall are stupid and gullible.

Also big groups of people will have fights sooner or later and I have no energy for that.

[teaandinanity]

Sometimes I'm like 'oh, right, the inside of my head is Not The Standard Model' about the DUMBEST possible shit.

[reigningmax]

Every single take I've seen about that stupid stat re: the F1 social media, is wrong

[koreandragon]

just thinking about the insane fomo my kpop obsession gave me like this shit is specifically designed to make you feel like shit if you don't keep up with every little thing your idols do omfg