#hm. HRM…

[erotetica]

Orange U Glad I Don’t Even Have Any Art To Dull This Blow

-SCREENFUL OF (V SHAKY FOOTAGE) ARMAND, PREEMPTING PRIDE WITH ANOTHER MASC-COAT/FEM-GLASSES COMBO-

Off-camera voice (mid-sentence): —did you say?

Armand: I said, yes; I have indeed collaborated with The Vampire Lestat. Across multiple mediums.

(Armand makes a microexpression & the camerawork is abruptly steadier—this belies intention.)

Armand, cont: on occasion, you might go so far as to say I’ve been his right hand arm. Man—his silly rabbit.

Off-camera voice: Does—is that what he calls you??

Armand: No.

-4TH WALL HAS BEEN AN ILLUSION; THE ‘SCREEN’ IS A DIEGETIC PHONE IN LOUIS’ HAND, PLAYING A STAN TIK-TOK HE THUMBS CLOSED ON THE OUTRO, ANTICIPATING OTHER NOISES-

Lestat (the noise, which looks over Louis’ shoulder, & squints muchly): But I HAVE called him that. Why would he say that? I DO call him that—I have foR THREE-QUARTERS OF A CENTURY BEEN CALLING HIM MY SIL—actually. Actually? To fuck with it—

(Lestat zoomed out, revealing he @ some point piaffed into a couch—the end-cushion of which Louis is already e-reading Forbes in—for the soliloquy’s back half)

Lestat, cont: —ecause I don’t care why Armand says things! As usual, may his enigma elude me, forever, amen—also he ISN’T an enigma! He’s on purpose—not even funny. I don’t—I’m not—COMMENT DIRE ‘PAS UNE COQUETTE???’

Louis: ‘Coquette’s a loanword, you’re good.

Lestat: C’EST ÇA! YES. EXACTLY. YES. I’M N O T THAT EASY. I’M RESPONSE-LESS.

-SILENT, SUEDE SECTIONAL WIDE SHOT, A LA JAWS’ STILL WATERS-

Suspiciously Armandish voice over phone (off-screen of a choker-shot of unsuspicious Louis, mid-hyperlink to The New Yorker): Allô—

Lestat (also off-screen, ft. forcefully anglophone ‘T’s, which aren’t enough to land the Vince McMahon impression): YEA WHAT’S SHITTING WITH YOU, YOU SPAGHETTISQUASH F U C K FACE??/??

[quarkfancam]

slightly fucked up moment in voy s7 'shattered' where they show adult icheb and naomi working on voyager. YOU'RE STILL HERE??? You genuinely spent up to your mid 30s and maybe beyond on this ship presumably still traveling to the alpha quadrant? Are you operating this ship by yourself? Is this a generation ship? Is everyone dead except for you and the people with the extended lifespans?? Will you get home in 40 years with noone left alive from the original crew with only people who've never even seen 'home'???

[anarchythorn]

"i won't let this happen again" can mean very different things methinks

reblogs > likes! please link back if you use for anything <3

(alts + autism below the cut)

"You need to stay out of my way" / "the one you should not have killed"

obsessed with the parallels between Charlotte and Cassidy (who I personally believe is the Vengeful Spirit) btw. like. one of them wants to help others move on, possibly stays behind *willingly* to do so, dedicating her afterlife to guiding other victims of her killer; the other is unable to move on, whether by their own will or by constraints of remnant and such, and dedicates their afterlife to tormenting their killer. "It's me" would sound comforting from the puppet, a gentle whisper to a scared child, "it's me; I'm your friend, let me help you." "it's me" uttered by the Vengeful Spirit is a threat and a promise of retribution, a reminder of past misdeeds, "it's me; the one you should not have killed, you're never going to rest because I can't either."

Somewhere I think there is a timeline where Old Man Consequences is not an old man. Somewhere I think there is a timeline where Charlotte takes Cassidy by the hands and says to leave the demon to his demons, because deep down both of them know there is nothing more to do. Somewhere I think there is a timeline where two spirits hold each other and neither really knows who started crying first but it's okay because for the first time in far too long to remember they can both be the vulnerable children they never got to be.

anyways i am SO normal about fnaf

[bddybby666]

making a purchase over $20 is so stressful…. i gotta consult my court eunuchs if i should get a furry tail plug or not

[pocketramblr]

Oh no there's a solid chance that fixit-jacket-thief boy ends up named Kar-El

[feralthembo]

i dont go to reddit but i respect the ease at which you can learn about various lived experiences over there

[pangolin-404]

@ (objectum) enjoyers of crt monitors:

This poll should encompass both computer and television crts !

Bonus points if you explain your favorite media/test card/etc to see on your beloved cube

[cconfusedkat]

Oh my goddd FUCK english i didnt mean to say "wilt being a terrible person is the least expected thing out of them" I MEANT to say "wilt being a terrible person is the MOST expected thing out of them"

Actually Bawling. Grief. Suffering

"Go back and edit-" NO thats a lot of work )no it isnt) and im lazy (girl it will take you Five Fucking Seconds,)

[lepidopterium]

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[volivolition]

designing drama and... hm... maybe going a little too wacky and wild here... like at what point does this go beyond inventive and become Too Weird...?

[wavetapper]

a "do you like this rhythm game song" poll blog where the options also include "yes I've played it before/no I've played it before"

[trenchcoatsbi]

Richie's no longer in front but I am and I'm fairly new so I'm just being plagued by my old memories (I got tortured by an all powerful Aldrich being from another dimension over and over and over again just because he "liked me") I just feel like I should get financial compensation for this. Trying to distract myself with fallout videos because it's a big special interest of mine and was even in my old life. Wish me good luck

-thesculksys (⏳🚧 Ted)

HM. THAT. DOES NOT SOUND PLEASANT.

WELCOME TO THE SYS THOUGH!! there's no horrid eldritch beings here! ... maybe

[arodrwho]

now i don't care terribly much about miles o'brien insofar as he's not remotely blorboflavored to me, but. you give me a man who dislocates his shoulder that frequently and i am contractually obligated to at least consider giving him a disorder

[chopperchicksinzombietown]

the world has turned and left me hereee

[birthbystarburn]

wow i miss hyperfixating on [park] it was so fun i should do that agai-[violently remembers that for 2 years i fully thought a lore group were stalking me and that i was in a repeat similar timeline and was already screwed because id already been "scanned"] hrm maybe not actually

[thebleedingeffect]

Post of Ghirahim being extremely normal over sksw Link