#hmds witch princess

[kinokoshoujoart]

is it really toxic yuri if she doesn’t demand you cut off your fingers for her happiness???

”You have given me gifts over 10,000 times. Congratulations!” haha happy wife happy life…. (my fingers are stumps)

as some of you may or may not have realized i am powerless to the siren call of the ultimate devilish blond Harvest Moon Scum Man, and given that the Japanese version of DS Cute gives you TWO saveslots and TWO hands and the ability to to be in a literal toxic lesbian best friendrriage with ultimate devilish mischievous blonde Harvest Moon Scum Woman i have no choice but to meet all of the Witch Princess’s super reasonable honey do list!!

so one of those fun little non negotiable requests from majo-sama is that you need to give her presents 10,000 times before she’ll even consider marrying you, even if you meet all the marriage requirements!

i don’t mean 10,000 items total— even if you give her a stack of 99 items, it only counts as +1 towards the “items given to witch” counter. you have to give her 10,000 items individually…

in normal gameplay (giving her 1 gift a day, accounting for the holidays when her house is closed) you’ll eventually reach 10,000 gifts!…in your 95th year!

you COULD give her 100 gifts a day every day and knock it out in less than a year, and this was my strategy at first! i quickly realized adding another tedious daily chore to a pile of tedious daily chores slowed the game loop to a crawl and splitting items out was really fucking annoying actually

on the other hand, in 5 IRL hours, you can just get it all done in one visit to her house and never worry about it ever again.

“wow, that sounds like a really great use of my limited time on god’s green earth! how can i too win my future wife’s heart through button mashing my fingers into a pulp?” you ask?

˚✧₊⁎optimized pro gamer technique for breaking your fingers yuri style!!٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶⁎⁺˳✧༚

you will need

dog (each time you show your pet, this adds +1 to the gift counter the same way a gift would)

the bottom screen should be the map screen (reduces loading time between conversations compared to having your rucksack open)

cast endurance on fingers (wait this is redundant, you saw yuri in the title…)

ideal but not required

sometimes when you enter her house, she’s facing the side and her walk cycle never starts. it’s great if you get this glitch because then you can just stand in place for the entire duration without having to look at the screen, and even like watch a movie or whatever while you do all this, instead of accidentally dropping your dog every time she walks to the other bookshelf

if you’re wondering “wait, doesn’t Witch Princess hate dogs and love cats? why are you showing her your dog?” you are absolutely correct! she yells at you to get that stupid beast away from her every time you show your dog to her! her FP goes down by 3 each time! however, since her response to the dog is shorter than her response to the cat, you end up saving like .6 seconds per conversation, saving over 1.5 hours total, so the dog is what she gets

anyway, in true Karen HM64 tradition, after being repeatedly harassed by having a dog she isn’t fond of shoved in her face ten thousand times in a row for like five hours straight, naturally this makes her want to marry you! who said good old fashioned courtly love is dead?!

* as a small note, if you care enough to keep track and give her an actual gift at the 10th, 100th, 1000th, and 10000th mark, you’ll get 4 of the limited Witch Photos early on, which each give you +1 sweet sweet farm degree points every day… honestly that’s not much, but the pain of being told “your hands are full soooo no reward for you lmaoooo sucks to be you” was too much to bear, so i kept track and used a normal present for the 10th, 100th, 1000th, and 10000th…

[xsuesartblog]

err umm

[plow-and-propose]

pic from a shoot waaay back that I almost forgot I had 😂 the lighting was bad so the whole set turned out grainy but this one is alright. I'd like to revisit the Witch Princess' mad scientist era someday!

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[truehimbo]

5mins into HMDS Cute triggering the Witch Princess' black heart event 😭 this game is gay af

[jill-but-with-devil-horns]

i figured out an action replay code for hmds 1.1 for having killed 50 animals, and i confirmed that it does work in terms of trigger the witch princess's purple heart event. using this code makes it so you dont have to actually kill your animals in order to see the event. press select to activate it:

94000130 FFFB0000

023DDF0C 00000032

D2000000 00000000

alternatively, you can just use this code which doesn't need select to activate (i'd recommend turning it on, playing for a few seconds, then turning it off):

023DDF0C 00000032

unfortunately, i can't make this work for 1.0. the reason is that the 1.0 version keeps track of your animal deaths, but the heart event doesn't seem to be able to recognize them. it's possible that i could reverse engineer the game to figure out what would make the event trigger. i am certainly willing to try, but i can't guarantee that anything will happen.

if anyone out there is playing the gender swapped version and would like to marry the witch princess, i might recommend the update i made that converts your 1.0 mod to a 1.1 mod. saves should be compatible between the two, but i recommend backing up your saves before trying it out

[lilacbokeh]

coming back to this draft i started the other day:

pissing and shitting myself over A Wonderful Life remake for switch like i'm sooo excited!!!

but lemme bitch for a minute.... since FoMT remake came out i was like OOH maybe they'll remake HMDS too 👀 bc i wanna be able to gay marry Leia & the Witch Princess so bad it's not even funny 😭 and HMDS (Cute specifically) was MY game as a kid like i have so much nostalgia and happy memories with it!!! And i don't have that for AWL bc i literally only got a copy of that game like 2 years ago maybe? and haven't even played too much of it sadly... BUT i know that game is really popular and nostalgic for other people, and (mostly) the same characters as HMDS so i'm still happy!

However i AM going to complain that they changed Muffy's name to Molly like wtf... and that they de-thiccified her.... Like not to sound awful but besides her looking skinnier overall..... where are her boobies?!?... i'm so sorry but fr... they gave her such an ugly ass boring dress too like where is the classic sexy baddie slip dress?!?? 😩

I can't bitch too much tho because they somehow managed to make Nami even more butch so that is a big win for the lesbians 👏🏽 and Celia looks like her same cute self, i'm glad they didn't change her design at all really!

also Forgotten Valley sounds so stupid LMAO like Forget-Me-Not Valley was a mouthful but it's so cute... I'm also just 🤞🏽 hoping that we'll be able to change Pony's skin tone bc that will really fulfill baby me wanting a brown female character who can marry women 😂😭

[bad-kendi]

Thinking abt that one time my main place of downloading roms got shut down b4 I could play the Japanese version of HMDS cute and it made me sad as like, a 12 year old because I wanted to date the Witch Princess as a girl soooo bad.

[hibizcuitz]

This is what I like to call the immortal WLW aesthetic

[agentchimendez]

uhhh little shop of horrors au?

[squiddlyn]

witch princess! my favorite bachelorette, along with elise.

please bring her back...

[godzillin-art]

time for the special girls! i know there's virtually no demand for these but i love doing them :')

[inktho]

[Harvest Moon Expressions Meme] Batch 2

[wishvalley]

Farmtober day 31: Halloween! 

It’s here! We did it! Witch Princess is ready for some trick-or-treat! Happy Halloween my friends!

[riahcafe-remade]

The Witch Princess!!!

Just another old-ish piece from Blacktober, this was for Day 4: Antagonist! 😈

[cryptidbunnie]

3000 and flirty nessa a la my bfs wonderful brain

[jill-but-with-devil-horns]

hey, i decided to make a little update to the harvest moon ds/ds cute sprite swap mods that also change the script!

the original ds mod used the 1.0 rom as a base, while i decided to use a 1.1 rom as the base, so the harvest goddess and witch princess would be marriageable! if you have previously used the sprite swap mod, and you want to keep your previous save, i don't think a 1.0 is compatible with the 1.1 rom. it may depend on what you play it on (i found that playing it on an r4 card loaded the save apparently fine, but an emulator like desmume would crash if a 1.0 save was loaded on a 1.1 rom). because i want everyone to be able to play this, i also included patches that will just add the script to the original mod, without changing it to a 1.1 rom. this means the harvest goddess and witch princess won't be marriageable, though. if you want to try using your old save on the 1.1 rom, go ahead and try, but please, PLEASE backup your save file first!

as for the hmds cute file, I have plans to eventually, and i DO mean eventually, replace jill with hand drawn sprites of mark from ioh/si. this is WAY off in the future though, so this is not implemented. however, the opening quiz script is edited to reflect this eventual change. id recommend you play as pete now, because if i can put mark in the games, it will take a very very long time. to make sure you play as pete, pick the first answer to every question. that being said, if you have played this mod before, your previous save is almost definitely compatible with this version! I'd back it up anyway just in case, but i can't think of a reason why the save wouldn't be compatible, as there was only ever one version of cute.

so here are links to the files! please let me know if you can't access them for whatever reason

hmds for claire and jill:

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1hymYim3ydHzXdft05yETntnrU-eXTSEB

hmds cute for pete:

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1b8r2nXtTDL_uXeNhak2ptDnlZTa7wPSa