#hmpp

[heavyarethecrowns]

Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip Spam (Part 4)

[jils-things]

OH LAWD I JUST REMEMBERED I HAD THIS AS WELL AAUUUHHH UHHHH IM DISPOSING IT HERE SHOO SHOO FROM MY GALLERY AAAAAUUUUU thank you

[reesfleming4247]

Youtube :     Rees Fleming 4247     www.youtube.com/@reesfleming4247     Worst torture case in the National Probation Sheffield, Severe misconduct.     high risk criminality ruining the lives of the public without arrest or trial. Misconduct, Breaches of the standards of professional behaviour, misconduct in public office, Unlawful access or disclosure of information and wilful neglect. 

[gyusrose]

➵ don’t tell my boyfriend -> s.jy

⚠︎ smut ! (mdni)

✎ cheating, unprotected sex, cursing ( idk if i missed anything), poor heeseung

summary: how could you say no to your boyfriend’s FINE ASS best friend?

wc: <1k

-this is more of a drabble lmao.

( jake sim x reader)

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you couldn’t believe what you were doing right now. you would always shit on the people that cheat on their significant others, yet here you were, taking your boyfriend’s best friend’s dick.

it started when you agreed on going to a vacation with your boyfriend, heeseung and his best friend , jake. you still don’t know in what world did heeseung think this was a good idea since jake is a known fuckboy, he didn’t care that you were his homeboy’s girlfriend, he’d still hit. and how obvious it was.

heeseung and you went out to the pool were jake was sitting at. the moment he saw you in that skimpy bikini, he couldn’t hold himself together. throughout the whole day, he wouldn’t stop eye-fucking you, it shouldn’t have turned you on, but it did.

later that night, you tried to get it on with heeseung, but he ‘wasn’t in the mood’ and went to sleep from how tired he was. you sighed and looked over at the bathroom, deciding to take a shower, what you later noticed is that there was no towels ( really girl?) so you had to go next door, jake’s room, to see if he had any. (poor you)

he offered you to come in and have a drink with him when you knocked on his door, unsurprisingly, but there you went inside. he had just taken a shower too, seeing his damp hair and bathrobe. it don’t take long for him to make a move on you. you know you should’ve denied and gotten out of his hotel room but god, he looked so hot right now and you were horny, since heeseung didn’t comply.

so here you were, spread around him, as he completely ruins your pussy.

“fuck baby, you don’t know how long i’ve wanted to do this.” he whispered making you more wet than how you already were.

your loud moans escaped your mouth as his cock hit right in that spot. his hand covered your mouth shushing you, since the walls were thin and your boyfriend was literally sleeping next to you.

“shhh you don’t want your heeseungie to hear us don’t you? or does that turn you on?” you moaned into his hand even louder, as he rubbed your clit through his thrusts. your guilt seemed to fade away at the moment, all you wanted was to be filled.

you could see his abs flexing through every thrust he motioned, so fucking hot.

“hmpp jake shit im gonna cum.” you said as quietly as you could.

“mhm, does heeseung make you cum this fast baby? hm, i saw how you would clench your thighs together every time you saw me, im not stupid.” he chuckled in your ear, and you could feel the overstimulation hit you. jake’s cock was hitting the exact spots, you can tell he was very experienced.

jake started to speed up, feeling his climax near. he grabbed your thighs and pushed them towards you, pretty much folding you in half, wanting to hit as deep as he could before cumming.

“shit baby, aw fuck, you’re so fucking sexy mmm.” he said before pulling out of you and realizing his load all over your abdomen and stomach.

the two of you gasped for air as you just laid there next to each other.

it suddenly hit you. you just fucked your boyfriend’s best friend. how shitty of person can someone be to do that? and why is jake being so cool about this?

“i know i know baby, but-“

“please jake, don’t tell heeseung about this, i don’t want to break his heart, i love him so much.” jake squinted his eyes at what you just said. then why did you fuck him?

“it’s okay princess, i won’t tell him, he’s also my best friend you know, but you gotta do something for me.”

“which is?” you asked.

jake smirked, he knew exactly what he wanted.

needless to say, this wasn’t the last time.

[neonacity]

arcane ch 11 ,🥺🥺🥺 that's it that's the feedback

Ohooy bakit may isang kyootie dito??? 😏 proud of you girl di ka working hours nagbabasa HAHAHA JOKE LANG LABYU

[zorosleftmantit101]

A moth to a flame N||SFW

Kids x Gn reader (female body descirbed in n|sfw)

Word count: 3,339

A/N: I live, laugh, love Kidd.

C/W: UNEDITED, Explicit N|SFW content, angst to fluff to smut, jelousy, Kidd being a dick, bondage, praise, idfk, my massive cock and balls.

He didn't come to bed.

Over the past few weeks, he rarely ever did.

It was hard because you loved Kidd a lot, but he was busy.

Always.

Fucking.

Busy.

The first night it happened, you thought nothing of it.

Rolling over in your shared bed, you looked out the window. It had to be around midnight. The moon beamed into your eyes as the stars laughed at your misery. You watched the waves crash into the port the ship had docked at. The lights from the town were still lively despite it being so late at night. Feeling the waves rock the boat in a comforting motion should have made you feel better, but it didn't. It made you feel worse. How you missed the nights you and Kidd would bundle under the blankets as his thumb would trace circles on your back, 'Oh for fuck sake,' you thought, rolling out of the sheets and marching through the Victoria punk. Marching to Kidd's workshop, his second home yet his first fucking priority.

Your pace slowed as you reached the workshop door, 'What am I doing,' you thought, hand halted from pushing the door open 'I should just go back to bed.' The thought of returning to the cold, lonely sheets made an uneasy feeling claw at your chest. 'I'm just being annoying he's a grown man he can do what he wants' You forced a swallow as you felt your head spin. 'Why am I like this-?'

*BANG* the door swung open, leaving you defenceless, standing there like an idiot in front of your captain and boyfriend. "Y/N?" a startled look washed over Kidd's face. "The hell are ya doing up this late hmm?" he peered down at you, his shock melting into a grin at seeing his (g/b)friend. "couldn't sleep," you mumbled, hands tugging at the edge of your shirt absentmindedly.

Bending over to look into your eyes, you shielded your face with your hands. "what's wrong short stack" he smiled, standing up to his full height. "you got something to tell me, or do you wanna keep standing here till sunrise."

You shook your head, playing with your fingers, "I just missed you is all," you whispered, refusing to look at Kid, too scared you were going to be met with disgust.

A laugh erupted from Kidd's throat as you felt two strong arms pick you up and throw you over his shoulder. "KIDD," you squealed as he spun you around with him walking into his workshop and kicking the door closed behind him. "KIDD PUT ME DOWN," you laughed, punching his pack playfully.

Smacking your ass Kidd laughed along with you, even more now at your startled face "K-Kidd, you ass," you spluttered, bringing your hands to cover your embarrassment.

"Sorry baby could'nt resit, you got a nice ass."

"KIDD-HMPP"

Shutting you up with a kiss, Kid set you down on his workbench, rubbing your thigh as you Pulled him in deeper. Swiping his tongue along your lips a strangled moan left your mouth, taking the opportunity Kid slipped his tongue further down your throat biting and tugging at your lip like a feral animal.

"Mpphh Kidd," you mewled, pulling away to gasp for air.

"You think your gonna be ok to go to bed now?" Kidd asked, hand still rubbing on your thigh.

"Are you gonna come to bed too?" You kicked yourself at how desperate your voice sounded.

"Sorry Y/N, I'm gonna finish fiddling around with some projects, I'll come to bed soon, ok?"

"Ok," you replied kissing his cheek before going back to bed.

He didn't come to bed that night.

The next time you were mad

The stupid fucking stars again, they were laughing at you, at the way your heart clenched every time footsteps would come to the door only for them to walk past, no sign of Kidd since lunch.

Kicking the sheets off you, you marched towards his workshop not waiting to think about how you were acting.

pushing open the door there he was music blaring as he tinkered with wires.

"Kidd come to bed" you pleaded startling him.

"Jesus, fuck, you scared the shit out of me fucking knock." Kid growled screwing the nobs of the wires to the metal he was working on.

"Kidd, it's four in the morning you need to sleep." You were mad now, you shouldn't have to be your boyfriend's alarm to go to bed.

"yeah, yeah, ok I'm coming go up to bed I'll get cleaned up." he sighed reluctantly.

You huffed back to your room, finally going to be able to sleep with your boyfriend again, oh how you missed his presence.

He didn't come to bed that night.

The next time you were over it

it had been weeks of this.

Back and forth and back and forth.

This was the last time you would do this with him, the last time you would deal with his shit.

Marching towards his workshop you swung open the door looking Kidd dead in the eye, he was playing around with shit on his desk not even working on anything.

"Kidd" you barked shooting him a glare

"Lemme guess you want me to come to bed just piss off, I'm fucking busy," he growled, not even looking at you.

~crack~

your heart fucking shattered.

Were you so hard to be around that he would rather rot in his workshop than sleep in the same bed as you?

Spinning on your heel, you ran onto the deck, jumping down the ramp onto the port and making your way to the town. "Y/N WHERE ARE YOU GOING" you heard Killer yell, you ignored him too busy trying to keep the vile in your throat down.

'fuck I'm so stupid' you thought to yourself angry tears spilling down your cheeks 'I should have never said anything."

You miserably stormed your way across town towards the opposite coast pacing along the beach fury clawed at your insides.

"FUCK" you yelled, kicking sand into the water before plopping down, your knees pulled to your chest to cry.

"you alright?"

"THE FUCK" you jumped looking behind you to see a tall man with a strange hat and what looked to be a doctor's coat on, he looked super edgy and you were not in the mood.

"I don't have any money" you huff returning to your position

"I'm not going to rob you, just saw you looked upset and came to check" he replied nonchalantly.

pulling your head from your knees you looked up to the man tears still evident on your face.

"I'm ok, I guess, my captain is just being a prick"

at this, the man raised his eyebrow taking a seat beside you.

"if you wish you can rant to me about it," he asked

despite his voice sounding monotone and uninterested his words held warmth.

you turned to look at him completely, sticking out your hand.

"well first of all Hi, I'm Y/N thankyou for checking up on me."

the man smiled shaking your hand.

"I'm Law a plesure to meet you." he smirked, his voice still rather bland.

"well, Law, is the offer still up to confine in you my deepest, darkest and very boring stories?" you questioned looking away expecting him to say he was just joking about hearing your rant.

"Yeah, of course, rant away, I have nowhere to be"

and so you did

for the next hour, you ranted to Law pouring your heart out about Kid. You used the alias 'red' instead of his name because despite his cruelty you were still loyal to the safety of your captain and your shipmates.

Shit your shipmates, they were probably worried sick, or maybe they didn't care at all, wouldn't blame them, you wouldn't miss yourself either.

Law noticed you had started to zone off tapping your shoulder to get your attention.

"It sounds like you're putting in a lot of love and effort into someone who is not giving you the same effort back?." He concluded looking at your face morph into one that deep down you already knew.

Yawning you leaned against Law talking to him more about shit that didn't even pertain to just Kidd, just anything that pissed you off.

That seagull being too loud could go fuck itself

the Old man that gave you a weird look when you were crying, could go fuck himself.

The ocean that vaguely smelled of piss could go fuck itself.

Law gently caring you to his ship when you had fallen asleep on his shoulder could...

oh

Oh shit.

(Kids pov)

It had been an hour since he yelled at you, he assumed you were probably up in bed already. Maybe he shouldn't have yelled, but he was working on something and besides he always came to bed in the end did he not- wait... when was the last time he came to bed. Pondering it over he bit his lip. 'ah shit should probably apologise' Standing up from his desk he made his way to your shared room to see the bed empty. 'maybe she went for a walk I'll just wait for her' he didn't last long before falling asleep being woken up in the morning by the smells of Killers cooking. He rolled over to feel your side of the bed cold. Had you not come to bed, is this what you felt each morning he neglected your feelings 'Ahh double shit.'

(your pov, next morning)

Shooting out of bed, you looked around. 'A medical room?' you thought, scanning your surroundings for anything suspicious. You looked fine, just a large hoodie placed over you to keep you warm.

Standing up, you pulled the hoodie on to wear it rather than it just lying over you, it was very cozy.

Getting out of bed you opened the door to be met with a rather bland hallway. Looking to the left you saw Law walking towards you.

Now standing in front of you, Laws' eyes racked over you in his jumper 'Cute' he thought. Now Law was no idiot, he knew the dumbass you had been talking about was non-other than Eustass Kidd, and he knew you guys were in a relationship, he cursed the big red fuck for making a gorgeous, kind soul, such as yourself feel unloved.

"How did you sleep Y/N-ya" he looked at you with such kind eyes

"Good thank you umm where are we?" you asked rocking on the heels of your feet.

"Where on my ship I was going to let you sleep here and then escort you back to Kidd in the morning"

"oh yeah Kidd- wait KIDD, how did you know I was talking about Kidd?" eyes shooting open.

"I know him, I am Trafalgar D Law after all"

the colour drained from your face. "shit why didn't I put the pieces together, Kidds gonna fucking kill me."

Law took your hand into his, a grin on his face "Don't worry about it I'll talk to him tell him I found you asleep on the beach, techinically I did."

nodding your head, you let Law take you into town and back across to where the Victoria punk was.

The two of you decided to look at some stalls along the way. He pulled the two of you into a bookstore, where you saw Killer browsing the cooking section, exusing yourself you ran up to greet Killer.

"Mornin Killer," you chirped, looking the happiest he had seen you in a while.

"Oh shit, hey Y/N, how are you, your looking happy." he said, looking away from the books he was browsing.

"yep I feel happy too."

Turning to see Law was nowhere to be seen you shrugged it off, he wasn't meant to be hanging out with you or anything, though you still had his hoodie.

Finishing up in the bookstore with Killer, you and Killer walked out just in time to see Law finishing his convo with Kidd. Your stomach dropped.

Kidd looked to Killer, seeing you Kidd's eyes widened before a scowl formed on his face at the sight of you wearing the doctor's hoodie.

To anyone else, it looked like he was scowling directly at you.

You turned away, hurt that maybe he was still mad at you.

You felt like crying, biting your lip to suppress the urge and excusing yourself from Killer saying you left something in the bookstore. You watched Kidd's expression change to one of surprise as you left to go back into the bookstore.

(Outsides pov)

"Kidd the fuck are you glaring at them for," Killer asked, crossing his arms over his chest like an angry mum.

"I'm not fucking scowling AT them I'm pissed the doctor gave her his fucking hoodie." Kidd snarled, looking over to Law.

"I mearly gave it to them as a blanket, they were so cold sitting alone, all by themself at the beach." he argued.

"I didn't fucking tell them to go to the beach they, went their on her own accord," Kidd continued.

"Look Kidd, im going to be fucking harsh I had a really long chat with them after I found them on the verge of sobbing by theirself at a random fucking beach at night. Not only did they express a lot about their feelings they used alias for you and the entire crew and your stupid fucking ship, its obviouse they really fucking care about you Kidd and in their eyes your acting like you don't love, or at least not enough to put the effort in. So pull your god damn fucking thumb out of your ass go into that fucking book store and apologise." Law snapped.

Kidd's jaw dropped, he didn't even care that the dumb fuck doctor was disrespectful, but you thought he didn't love you. Kidd's heart tugged, his fist clenched and unclenched. "Killer, I need a minute to think could you please take Y/N back to the ship." and with that, he walked off.

It had been an hour, you had bid your goodbyes to Law. Killer had taken you back to the ship and now you were sitting on your and Kidds shared bed, by yourself, again. You heard knocks on the door, assuming it was Killer you mumbled a small 'come in.'

Your eyes widened as Kidd walked in, in his hand, he had a bouquet of flowers and a dejected look on his face.

"Y/N I-" "Kidd hi-" you both said at the same time.

"You go first," you whispered.

"I'm so sorry Y/N" Kidd walked forward holding out the bouquet, it was fucking gorgeous.

Taking them from him you placed them on the bed standing up to collapse into Kidd's arms.

"Fuck Kidd, I love you so much, you ass," you practically sobbed.

Kidd's arms tightened around you, pulling you further and further into his embrace.

"I love you Y/N, please never think I don't, I love you and I would wipe out the entire earth if it meant I could love you every day."

Pulling away, you leaned in to kiss his lips, jumping to wrap your legs around his waist as Kidd carried you to bed.

Gently placing you in the middle of the bed, he moved the flowers onto the bedside table before kneeling to hover over you.

"Kidd I love you," you whispered as his breath fanned across your lips.

"Shit Y/N, I can't belive I ever made you upset, I only ever wanna see that smile on your face," he uttered, leaning in to lock his lips with yours.

His hand came to trace up and down your thigh as you groaned into the kiss.

"Please Kidd, I need you," you mewled feeling his hard-on press against your thigh.

"Are you sure Y/N, we don't have to" You shut him up with another kiss moving your hand down to palm him through his pants. Kidd leaned back, spreading your legs to run a finger up your crotch area. Moving his knee in between your legs, he pushed down lightly, eliciting a pleasured sigh "Kidd please." gasping as he clicked his belt buckle, binding it around your wrists. "hold still baby gonna make you feel so good." he groaned pulling your bound wrists above your head and tieing them to the bedhead. Kidd kissed down your neck pulling your pants down, he brought his face down to kiss up your thigh towards your sweet cunt. "you know the safeword gorgeous just tell me if it's too much" he sighed as he pulled away your panties.

Licking a long stripe up your cunt he rubbed at your clit with his thumb. "Kidd, Kidd, Kidd fuuuuck" you chanted as he ate you out like a starved man. Adding two fingers in a scissoring motion while he continued to lick and suck, It didn't take long before you were cumming on his face. "shit Kidd I need you." you mewled, head thrown back in ecstasy.

"In a second baby, need to getcha all stretched out first, pussys so tight" The praise went right to your cunt, clenching around his now three fingers. Kid plunged himself knuckles deep as wet squelching sounds filled the room. Leaning down, Kidd groaned, ripping your shirt from your body. You gasped as the fabric tore from your chest as Kidd's tongue worked its way over your bare chest, fingers curling inside you. "KIDD CU-NGAH" An almost pornographic moan was ripped from your throat as you came desperately all over his fingers. He pulled his fingers out of your pussy, watching you clench around nothing. Kidd pulled his dick from his pants, pumping a few times before lining it with your entrance. "I love you, Y/N, I want you to know that," he rasped, entering you slowly. Tears pricked the corners of your eyes as he bottomed out, waiting for you to adjust to his size, kissing away your tears.

When the painful stretch subsided, you nodded for Kidd to start moving as he rocked his hips, buckling deep into your pussy. "fuck your so fucking tight," he grunted, thrusting himself deeper while he rubbed at your clit. "gonna fuck you till you know how much I love you" he threw his head back as he thrust against your g spot. "Gonna fucking fill you up with my cum make that pussy mine." Your pussy clenched at the thought "I feel you fucking clenching you'd like that want me to fill your pussy up with my cum." he groaned.

"yes please Kidd, cum inside" you moaned your hands digging into your palm still tied to the bedpost by Kidd's belt.

Fucking you faster you felt him twitch inside of you. "Fuck, who does this pussy belong to" he growled slapping your thigh.

"Yours Kidd, my pussys all yours" you screamed cumming all over his cock.

after a few more thrusts Kidd came splurts of warm cum filling you up before he collapsed on top of you.

Sighing a breath of relief you played with Kidd's hair, his face happy on your chest. squealing as he picked you up throwing you over his shoulder.

"comon lets go get you cleaned up" he laughed walking into the bathroom and running the bath. He put you down on the counter while he filled up the tub grabbing you again to lower the both of you into the water. feeling the warm water engulf you as you leaned against Kidd made you sigh in pleasure. he used a washcloth to wipe in between your legs cleaning and drying the two of you off, before caring you to bed. pulling on a pair of sweatpants he tossed one of his singlets to your eyes watching as you pulled the shirt that was way too big for you over your gorgeous body.

Getting under the covers with him you lulled off into a peaceful sleep in Kidd's arms as he traced patterns on your back.

Taglist: @trafalgardnami @yxxrinniiee69 @gumgumslip @dancingnewcat @vellvetcakes @juliarenglish

[erkageka]

✨Hetalia fanarts 2023 summary✨

I'm more active at twt but so so happy to be able to start posting plenty of HWS fanarts here too on tumblr!!! Hope to be able to draw more HWS fanarts 🫶

[ Note: (1) the girls in JAN art is Nes and Mal (🇮🇩🇲🇾 OCs, inspired by the old Hmpp sketches). (2) the girl in APR art with HK is my persona that have a similar design as him ]

Happy holidays!!!

[dollya-robinprotector]

Whoever that tiddie anon was, I thank them profusely 🙏

LYA AND LYAH TIBDIE??@#&#&@^#&!????@ SQUISHMNHJERHE?!???? DOLLYA HAVE MERCY ON THIS POOR UNFORTUNATE SOUL, I BEG OF YOU.

I feel as if I had just died in bisexual. All the pretties had done damage to my mind, body, and soul. I am viscerally obliterated.

I am staring. So. So. Hard. I nshsjshs- [Starts fanning myself -]

(Don't mind me going insane over Lyah [Staring at the Harpy/demon Lyah art even harder and also his tiddies in all his art as well- -gets bonked] )

"tits tits tits all you guys care about is tits! Hmpp I get it tits are amazing okay, so people with no tits are not worth your care! Baka!!" /jk

[whb-writer]

*shakes them violently* “Stop snoring, I can’t sleep for god’s sake!” with Mammon I know for a fact he snores like a dad

I groaned, unable to sleep.

Turning over from my side, I lovingly gaze at my lover, a giant of a devil, sleeping peacefully.

And I couldn't because this giant baby was SNORING...

I shook him as violently as I could.... with zero effect....

"Mammon...babe...I can't sleep...."

He sleepily rubbed his eyes, beautiful shades of liquid gold.

"Hrng....hmpp...why?" God his wake up voice was doing things to my body.

"You're snoring....like my dad..." I deadpanned.

He chuckled, "Sorry. I'll try to not snore..."

I snuggled back into his chest, only to have him snore again....

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@jazeswhbhaven @thedozinggeneral @2af-afterdark @sparkbeast20

Enjoy 😉

[lingkaranitubumi]

Mr. Pouty-face guy

thanks for the lash extensions hmpp

[heavyarethecrowns]

Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip Spam (Part 4)  

[eriin-chan]

You're so cute for such a disgusting, little girl. I bet you would leak so well when an older man comes and holds you down to see your cute panties. I bet that pretty head of yours would get all fuzzy and submissive with just a whisper of "you're getting really messy down there, honeybun".

Hmpp you guys know me too well!! this is bullying!!!

>|||<

[writers-ex]

i decided i won't join the swap bc im swamped hmpp 🥺 hopefully i'll be able to finish and then have enough brain juice to uhh... get other juices flowing... lmao (and i hope the same for you!!! we out here strong, independent, smart, and horny women trying to make their way thru college hah)

with concerns to the site... for your research... well idk if you were serious but also idk if they ship internationally hahaha i just checked and the shopping app says it's out for delivery so i'm about to excute some top tier ninja moves to recieve, open, and use the package without my mom knowing sksksk good thing i'm an expert hahaha. also like ik it's invasive to wonder about real ppl but sometimes i do wonder if kpop idols get horny and how in the world do they deal w that you know??? hide the toys in the luggage??? oof airport au then !!! reader is an idol who hid a toy in her luggage and perv! member (it's giving ryujin or yuna) who works at the airport and does the xray bag scanning sees and *approaches* reader abt it...

- 😚

XD Lowkey love those ninja skills 😚 hope you enjoy your toys ;)

that would be a sexy thought like as an idol you have to keep a low profile so when you’re asked last minute to go on a promotional trip out of the country you get in line while your manager is waiting for you on border with your mask and whole get up when TSA offices ryujin and yuna see your bag in the x-ray machine and smirk, yuna kindly asks you to step aside while ryujin takes your bag to the private room, opening it in front of you yuna demand that you take off your mask, seeing your face she instantly recognizes you and using your flustered state ryujin demands to know what you plan on doing with these ‘adult toys’ during your schedule, yuna shames you into spilling that you finally alone time from your members and wanted to have some fun by yourself to which 2shin share an evil look and make you strip to check to see if you’re hiding anything else inside your body, using a rod that looks strangely like a dildo they take turns poking your holes with it and their fingers really reaching in and searching quickly to the point that you squirt all over yuna’s pant leg, ryujin huffs and demands that you bend down to clean up your mess while she gropes your boobs grinding against your naked back as the sound of skin slapping skin and your moans fill the empty room, once they deem you ‘fit to fly’ they watch you get dressed with wobbly legs and escort you back onto your flight with your toys safely tucked away inside your bag, once you find your seat you breath a sigh of relief until you feel a kick from behind your seat, you turn to see the two girls smirking holding your ticket in their hands as they kindly ask you to accompany them back to their hotel room for an additional few body searches 😵‍💫

[ira-hydrangea]

A Prize

Event Request: [🥛][🍯]+[🍪]+[Story Book] + [Floyd]

Requested by: Anonim

“Floyd Leech! What do you think you are doing to the poor vendor?!” Your raised voice can be heard. You try to stop Floyd before punching a poor game vendor just because he can’t win the game and get the doll that you wanted. What happened? Let’s go back to few moments

You have trying so hard for this past few weeks, asking Azul to give Floyd one day off so you both can go on the little date together. You both decide to go to an amusement park and Floyd immediatly pull you towards more fun ride. Fun in his categorize and crazy on your term. You need to rest for while and try to calm your twisting stomach. Lucky that you didn’t vomit on the ride.

As you trying to rest your poor body, your eyes can’t help but linger towads one normal vendors. A simple shooting game where you can win a prize and there is one doll that you have been looking at.

“Shrimpy~ Eyes on me~~ What are you looking at that you even ignored your boyfriend?” Floyd ask as he look at the exact same stall you been looking at.

“Eh? So even Shrimpy like doll, huh?” Floyd then start to stand up and walk towards the game stall.

“Floyd? What are you doing?” You ask warily.

“What else? I’m going to win that doll~. So just sit prettily there while I win and bring that door to you, okay Shrimpy?” You just pray deep within that everything will be okay and the person behind the game stall will very much alive after Floyd is done.

And just like you fear, Floyd didn’t manage to win and now making a very violent attemp to ‘threathen’ the said vendor with a scary face. And you as his partner are trying to stop him.

You succeed on stopping him but the poor man have been terrified that he immediately give the doll to Floyd and hastily return to the back. You scold him to the bone.

“Shrimpy are so ungrateful~. In the ends I’m manage to win you a doll, right? Shouldn’t you give a kiss for that?” Floyd said with a pout.

“Floyd listen to me- hmpp?!” 

Floyd just kiss you forcefully. The kiss feel like a very long time. After that, he let you go as you gasp for breathe.

“Y-you!”

“Hehe~ Thank you for the gift, Shrimpy~. This is the best date ever~” Floyd said with a grin as you look away with a heavy blush in your face clutching your doll.

[ehkungmagcryako]

gusto ko lumipat ng unit talaga :(. i dont feel at ease sa apartment ko :( kahit bayadan ko na yung 2 months makaalis lang. ewan ko ba :( ayoko talagang ng kapitbahay na akala mo she owns the whole property. like mas strikto pa sya sa may ari. eh siya nga 'tong nagdadala ng lalaki which is bawal. Hay nako, marunong ako rumespeto ng tao ha, wag mo ako hintayin mapuno. hmpP

[ask-the-tf2-mercs]

well uhh hm, i- hmmm well...how do i say this...uhh Hmm! Hmmphmmp hmp hmp? hmppp hmpp hmpp hmmp hmm hmrp? (Pyro! i hope i am saying this correctly? What are your thoughts on fairy bread?)

-A fellow pyro from a distant team

Pyro: [claps and runs off to come back with pencils and paper, quickly scribbling down a picture of Sniper sharing some with them, and the another of them hugging a giant piece of fairy bread with hearts all over]