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One piece men reacting to you telling them.

"-You make my heart feel warm"

Characters: Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, kid, killer, buggy, crocodile, corazon, shanks, ace, sabo, mihawk, smoker, Katakuri

A/N: Thought I should probably throw in some fluff a lil bit of crack.

I made Sabo a lil french man ❤️

C/W: fluff, Swearing, mentions of heart attacks, mentions of telling ppm to kts.

Luffy:

"Are you having a heart attack?"

Zoro:

"me?" Staring at you with disbelief.

"No Zoro the fucking wall... yes you!"

Growls and pouts at you being an ass but will pull you into his lap.

"You make my heart feel warm too~"

"What was that Zoro?"

"NOTHING I UHH TOLD YOU TO KILL YOURSELF!"

Sanji:

What are you gonna say at my funeral now that you've killed me.

"A loving partner and a strong fighter, Sanji will br forever missed"

Sanji

2004- 2023

Death by nose bleed/s

Kid:

"Yeah well your a shit."

Your sad cause you was just tryna be a cutie

Dw I got you come to me *licks lips deviously*

As your walking away all sad Kid yanks your arm so your sitting on his lap.

"I guess you make my heart feel things too, but dont go letting that get to your head!"

Killer:

"Oh cool didn't know I could do that"

He's not dumb he's just being a dickhead on purpose to get a reaction out of you.

Buggy:

"I do? I- uhhh I mean OF COURSE I DO I AM THE GREAT MPPH-"

Shut this man up with a massive smooch or a fist to the face your choice.

Crocodile:

"Is that so darling~"

His calloused fingers motion for you to come forward.

Walking towards him as he sits at his desk he pulls your hand into his brining it to his lips.

"Your so cute doll, one day im going to put a ring on this finger make you mine- make your heart only warm for me~"

Mihawk:

"Ok"

Corazon:

Grabs your wrist kissing it while smiling before twirling you and dipping yoy in his embrace

"Mm you make me heart bloom like the flowers in a thousand springs my love~"

You where ready to ravish the man right there if he didn't trip sending the two of you crashing to the floor..

Ace:

"Say on god"

Sabo:

"You flatter me Mademoiselle, my heart warms at your affection as well"

Shanks:

"Thats kinda gay"

Smoker:

"Oh thats nice umm you make my heart feel... umm..."

*proceeds to walk away out of sheer embarrassment*

Katakuri:

"Are you /srs or /j"

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One Piece characters as tweets I found stupidly funny Part 1

Characters: Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Nami, Robin, Law, Kid, Bartolomeo, Ace, Sabo, Shanks

A/N: shit posting is my superhero

C/W: swearing, idk like general shit post stuff,

Luffy: you'd be amazed at how many times i've fucked around without finding a single thing out

Zoro: sunscreen smells so good i be lathering that shit all up on my nuts

Sanji: when the parmesan wont come out of the container so u have to spank its little ass

Usopp: This is the worst video I've ever watched. I'm going to kill myself now thank you

Nami: My husband finally confessed to me that he's depressed and thinking about ending it all because he thinks I'd be better off without him.

I always thought he was strong and reliable, and seeing this weak side of him is making me think he's probably right.

Robin: why do they call it horseplay ive never seen horses play. they're always just standing there like they saw someone get shot

Law: noise cancelling headphones aren't enough i need everyone to die

Kid: something about saying

"your honor"

dont sit right w me... send me to jail. i aint dickriding you

Bartolomeo: thank god my anal itching was hemorrhoids

Sabo: walking downhill is so embarrassing like ooo look at me doing a little trot like a stupid fucking horse i'd rather be dead

Shanks: not liking my posts is like seeing me lying in the street covered in blood and you just keep walking

Ace: MY DAD GOT ME THIS YEARS AGO, I think it was a ploy so l'd choose him in the divorce

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One piece mens reaction to you calling them a slut.

Characters: Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Kid, Killer, Law, Shanks, Buggy, Crocodile, Doflamingo, Ace, Sabo.

A/N: my forhead is big for all the disrespectful thought I keep to myself.

C/W: General shit post, sweaing, slut shaming, 

Luffy: thinks you're complimenting him, doesn’t realise its derogatory so he goes around calling himself a slut, fucking idiot. Zoro: Just flexes his man titties and walks away. Sanji: gets on his knees and starts going on about how he's only a slut for you, liar. Kid: “Yeah, and what if I am, huh? That's what I thought, hoe.” Killer: just looks at you like “What.” Shanks: Is the biggest slut and he knows it. Buggy: bends over and flashes his ass at you. Crocodile: kills you. Doflamingo: "and your point?" Ace: *crying hysterically* "DON'T SLUT SHAME ME, YOU SLUT" Sabo: "kill yourself."

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That ONE thing one piece men do that make you wanna just

Characters: x fem reader

A/N: its 5 in the morning and im feeling silly

C/W: craxk post, swearing

Luffy: doesn't wash his hands like... ever he prolly has like fucking hand Syphilis.

Zoro: leaves weights EVERYWHERE, their not even in reasonable places he'll go to do smth while still holding his weights put it down and "loose" it. You have a notepad of everywhere you have found a weight so-far.

Fridge

Shower??

IN the washing machine

Bed

Under the sink

Kid: will come in after working in his workshop all day covered in grease n shit and just flop down on your fresh clean sheets.

Killer: will roll over crush you and kill you in your sleep ❤️.

Law: he just up and forgets you live with him. like he'll be walking through y'all's house see you and be like "oh hey what are you doing here" and you just give him the most deadass look of "mother fucker I live with you."

Shanks: has bigger tits than you 😡

Buggy: will hear everything as you saying smth about his nose like you could come home and be like "hey buggy im home" and hell get up and be like "did you just call me a big stinky slut with a red nose"

Ace: will wipe shit on you constantly like oh what he got mud on his hand fucking apparently your back makes a good fucking wash cloth

Corazon: nothn the mans perfect... to perfect...... your issue with Corazon is that he's too perfect.

Crocodile: just fucking sandstorms away when he doesn't want to do smth. "Hey croc could you grab me a drink of.." *sandstorms away*

Doflamingo: Is a hoe

Mihawk: man scares the shit out of you. You'll walk into y'all's room and he'll be sitting and reading in silence and just be like "hello" makes you jump so bad the whore doesn't even apologise either.

Marco: will just fly away randomly

Katakuri: has just picked you up off the ground turned and put you down out of his way. What? Your in the fridge getting a snack? Nope 🤗 your ass is now being picked up and moved out of katakuris way.

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Why One piece men are banned on twitter.

Luffy: blogged himself breaking and entering into government facilities.

Zoro: every single post was a workout pic and Sanji reported all of them for sexual activity.

Sanji: Texted every famous women on the app and professed his undying love...

Usopp: was teaching people how to make weapons.

Franky: violently threatened people that called him a slut for wearing his speedo.

Shanks: just posted unsolicited pictures of his dick.

Crocodile: didn't use the account for ten years so Twitter deactivated it.

Doflamingo: went into extreme detail describing every murder hes committed.

Buggy: cyberbullied everybody and anybody.

Mihawk: didnt download twitter in the first place.

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NSFW 18+ "Nudes? 🤲"

How straw hats would react to you asking for nudes and what type of photo they send?

NOTICE: I do not condone sending nudes nor do I encourage it! Especially if it is to somebody you don't know or if you are not of age. Remember your voice matters and if anyone reading this ever experiences something like this don't be afraid to speak up and speak out. Whether it's a stranger a friend or a relationship you should never be made to feel like you must show your body if it makes you uncomfortable.

Characters: Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Franky, Brook

A/N: willy wanka

C/W: NSFW - 18 plus, Minors do what you want idgaf‼️, im not accountable for your mentality and im not yo mum. Swearing, Nudes, brook gets his on warning cause his puns sky rocket death rates.

Luffy:

"What is that?, you want photos of my skin or some shit cause if you do I have a pretty gnarly staph infection on my elbow"

- Makes Law explain it to him

Relieases what you're talking about now,

Knows what a nude is he just didn't know they were called "nudes"

"Ohhhh you wanna see my cock"

The way he says it so nonchalantly always sends blood rushing to your cheeks

Luffy sends the most fucking android quality photos of his dick from above that you wouldn't be surprised if he had taken the photo with his fucking microwave.

- sends a silly selfie going like this

(✌️😝)straight after cause, he's a fuck ass

Zoro:

"Why"

...

"Cause 💔"

...

"Fair point"

Zoro doesn't in any way dislike nudes, especially when they're from you all dolled up in the lingerie he bought you making him have to excuse himself to go sort out his fat fucking boner.

The only reason he is reluctant is because he's fucking lazy as all shit, he wants to get a good pic for you, one that he knows you'll touch yourself to until he gets home, but it's just such a long process. He'll never deny your request of course but only 3/10 of the time do they have effort. Lazy ones often include top-angle photos of him holding his erection in his veiny arms, but the ones with effort... he's got his sweat pants pulled down just enough that he can fist his cock while holding his t-shirt up between his teeth.

Sanji:

Cums in his pants as soon as you ask‼️

No matter where he is or what he is doing he'll excuse himself to take the perfect photos and sends you a wide range of photos from every possible fucking angle. Has so many photos in his camera roll that photos make one of those little memory slide shows with the fucking stock happy music in the background.

Usopp:

"OK LOVE, ILL DEFINITELY GET TO THAT RIGHT NOW, YES RIGHT NOW TAKING A PHOTO OF MYSELF, FOR YOU, BECAUSE IM YOUR LOVE!"

"Babe it's ok you don't have to I can wait till you get home 😊"

"NO NO NO I WANT TO I JUST GOTTA FIGURE OUT HOW"

he's nervous alright he wants to take the best picture for you but he also doesn't know what you want you to see,

Sends a picture from the side his erection standing tall with his slender fingers rubbing at the tip.

"Oh shit babe thats hot"

*Usopp has invited you to play beer pong!*

Franky:

"Oh hell yeah you wanna see my nuts and bolts"

-you blocked Franky 💕

Brook:

"My love as much as I would love to I'm better off sending you an x-ray. I guess you could say it's a little bare-boned down their YOHOHOHOH"

-Brook also gets blocked 💕

This just progressively turned into a shit post.

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Stealing one piece men's clothing

Characters: one piece men x Fem reader

A/N: womp womp //

C/W: swearing, this is a crack post expect shit to be lame as hell.

Luffy: fucking stinks his cloths smell like moist asshole

Zoro: also stinks of even moistER asshole

Usopp: walk around with just his overalls on and nothing underneath he'll be an avid #free the nip supporter

Franky: his... speedo

Brook: will trade for panties

Kid: critiques the fuck out of you his bitch ass is like "bla bla looks shit on you" conclusion kid is a hoe

Killer: you wanna walk around in a shirt double your size go for it you look fucking stupid

Law: don't even notice

Shanks: pety ass will steal your cloths, expect to see him walking around in a full length dress (it looks better on him)

Ace: what cloths man has his nips in the breeze like 24/7

Sabo: have fun trying to figure how to get this mans clothing on

Crocodile: feeds you to his crocodiles

Doflamingo: (wont catch me dead wearing his feather jacket shits ugly as hell) you can go ahead, probably stinks of lil bitch

Suddenly i forget every character

Mihawk: he just wont let you for no other reason than he just dont wanna

Corazon: you two do a catwalk and ate that shit up aswell

Buggy: you hypothetically could and he would let you but im not fully convinced he owns more than one pair of clothing at a time.

Koby: is probably 100 miles away

Smoker: he prolly just doesn't gaf

I think thats all the characters i can remember

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one piece man things that just makes sense

Characters: one piece characters x gn reader

A/N: These are cannon because I am actually Oda but don't tell anyone

C/W: swearing, shitpost

Luffy: eats dirt

Zoro: has Taylor swift his workout playlist

Sanji: has searched how to be more alpha

Franky: has rust in his ass

Usopp: sleeps with his slingshot tucked in beside him

Brook: plays the xylophone on his ribcage

Kid: fights kids in public

Killer: records the fights of kid

Law: makes velocity edits of the videos of kid fighting kids

Ace: gets his ass waxed regularly

Sabo: has swallowed the pen lid he was chewing on

Corazon: has table danced

Shanks: cried when mihawk called him a stinky slut

Doglamingo: will fight women and tell the marines its ok because he's a feminist

Crocodile: has killed someone for saying "see ya later alligator"

Smoker: eats soggy cereal AND puts the milk first

Buggy: likes to flash his ass at ppl during an argument

Mihawk: accidentally sneezed while shaving and took out one side of his must-ache

Katakuri: fucking hates bagels

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One piece reactions to seeing a spider inside!

Characters: Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Buggy, Law, Ace, Shanks, Kid, Killer, Benn.

A/N: incase you guys are in anyway similar to the ppl on tiktok THIS IS SATIRE do not tell me to kms because you think im wrong because I am always right in-fact I am oda.

C/W: if you don't like spiders or if u get sad about bugs being smooshed

Luffy: picks it up so confidently puts it in his pocket it bites his ass and he sits on it, this all happened consecutively within five minutes and he's so sad he makes a grave for him.

R.I.P

Redgy

12:30 - 12:35

Zoro: Didn't see it steps on it goes on with his day.

Sanji: karate kicks it.

Buggy: feeds it to his pet lizard yes Buggy has a pet lizard.

Law: He doesn't care like at all, he's kinda like, how the fuck did you get in here.

Ace: screams at the top of his lungs is standing on the table kicking his feet hysterically crying and throwing up.

Shanks: the exact same as Ace except his scream is super high pitch like glass shatteringly high pitched.

Kid: blows it up

Killer: blows kid up for putting a whole in the floor

Benn: shoots it for shanks while he's still screaming.

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Bro wtf im alive!!

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ONE PIECE MEN

As shit from the groupchat

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C/W: swearing, NSFW, mentions of suicide, general shit post stuff.

Characters: Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Nami, Robin, Franky, Brook, Chopper, Usopp, Ace, Sabo, buggy, Shanks, Crocodile, Doflomingo

NOTE: Schools back and its been super fucking busy + plus im hyperfixated on bulders gate and game of thrones rn

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Luffy: My balls dropped insted

Zoro: Peburty

Zoro: How tf do u spell iy

Zoro: Pubesraty

Zoro: Pubes

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Sanji: Valentines more like. Suicide

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Buggy: Ur so wacky

Shanks: *wanking

Shanks: 109 mph dick slaming in and out of this dirty half full starbucks cup i stole from a homeless crack addict (im imagining its ur tight boy pussy asshole)

Buggy: Shanks.

Buggy: Stop.

Shanks: Erm no!

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Franky: Teachers should NOT say nice things to me (i have a praise kink and daddy issues)

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Nami: Bro i gotta shit so bad

Usopp: THEN SHIT BRO

Nami: Im in the car

Usopp: Oh

Usopp: THEN SHIT AT SCHOOL

Nami: I am NOT shitting at school

Usopp: PUSSY

Nami: this was all a trick girls dont shit

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Brook: Im so excited to drink today im actually shaking #slotmachines

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Luffy: Happy Monday!

Chopper: It is NOT Monday my guy

Luffy: ... the shotgun is in my mouth

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Franky: Bc l've got another day off

Franky: Should I come visit

Robin: YES

Franky: Hmmm

Franky: If I get bored I'll ride up

Robin: Then ill ride u up

Franky: What time u guys got recess and lunch

Robin: Get u preggo

Franky: SHIT

Franky: ILL BE THERE

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Kid: just punch the customer

Law: nah I need that shit to traumatise them, I need the customer to be rude to me and I start levitating in the air while chanting and blood pouring out my eyes

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Kid: When parents let their kids order and its like "what's that fetus, your learning to speak!! Yeah well spell trombone, didn't think so faggot"

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Ace: U stick ur dick in ur bum and get urself pregnant

Ace: 2024 lets make it happen

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Sabo: "Emo!" So close! I'm actually wearing the skin of your mother

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Doflamingo: OK BUDDY DEGRADE ME MORE IM THIS CLOSE TO EXPLODING IN MY PANTS

Crocodile: MOTHERFUCKER WHAT

Crocodile: YOU DIRTY CUNT

Crocodile: WAIT

Crocodile: NO

Crocodile: YOU PERFECT HUMAN BEING

Doflamingo: NGHH (reverse psychologyed your ass)

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Sanji: Ouchieeeeeeeeeeee my back hurtsss urghhhhh i wish their was a big sexy latina to sit on my face, only to make the pain go away of course

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Nami: Guys i close the store in half an hour and im boooooredde i already finished cleaning wveryhringggg

Robin: Okok pro tip

Robin: Do u have pens?

Robin: Hand sanitizer

Robin: And paper towel

Nami: Im gonna just finger myself

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Franky: That was my son 3 years ago before the incident...

Brook: Was the incident me whipping the nae nae! YOLO cash money dab on them fortniters

Franky: No

Franky: Big Foot stepped on my unborn baby

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Law: If i die i wanna be reborn as an electric chair

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Killer: Cheaters are dick beaters - Shakespeare probably

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Sanji: You are quite literally the most cutest girl I've ever seen

Luffy: Bro my dick actully smells so fuckimg bad, it never smells bad do i have aids

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Bubble bath

A/N: wrote this after taking an especially nice shower.

C/W: fluff

Characters: not fucked to right them

Luffy: doesn't. Ever. Full stop.

Zoro: baths all of his swords first. They must be squeaky clean than he tucks them into bed with a little goodnight kiss, reads them a story and then wakes up from his weird ass dream by rolling off deck right into the ocean. thats all the clean he needs.

Sanji: cracks out "ALPHA SMELL" body washes proudly asks Nami if she think he smells more alpha male the next day.

Franky: baths in straight oil can't escape getting rust in his ass tho. 😔

Law: yeah he likes baths, he likes them a-lot actually, there so warm they feel like a hug he never got. A warm wave of fresh air on a cold morning A happy feeling on a sad day a- "CAPTAIN, CAPTAIN WAKE UP YOU FEEL ASLEEP AGAIN" oh yeah thats why he doesn't take baths cause Bepo always find him asleep half submerged under the water.

Kid: also bathes is straight oil not because he needs to like franky does he just wants to for the aesthetic of it.

Killer: he is a happy man in the bathtub ill tell ya that. He sits submerged in like meter height bubbles like an idiot.

Buggy: was a model for the L'oriél Paris shampoo adds. Flicks his hair around whenever he washes it like a super star.

Shanks: he sits their till his ass is wrinkly so he can go around flashing his crew mates.

Crocodile: majestic, beautiful, gorgeous gold plated bathtub lined with candles and fragrances of only the most expensive kind. Reads the news paper with his lower body submerged a cigar lit between his tight lips and the ash tray on the bath side. Actually lemme just turn that into a fic.

Mihawk: hes bored. he dosnt look bored. but now what. the waters nice ig but he likes the couch. so tedious he thinks.

Ace: running around butt booty naked while Marco chases him with a towel "ACE YOUR TAKING A BATH" "NEVER"

Sabo: no time for bath its an eat, sleep grind for this man he is batman

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One piece characters

"As A.I generated quotes"

Characters: luffy, zoro, sanji, usopp, law, kid, killer, buggy, shanks, ace, sabo, do-flamingo

A/N: Not currently writing while I binge whole cake island ark

C/W: swearing, whores,

Luffy: Feel at least a little bit of sympathy for a horse

Zoro: Professional soccer players become professional soccer players because of the pay

Sanji: Making up erotic fantasies is dangerous

Usopp: MEDITATION IS SCARY

Franky: Robots ignore love almost all the time

Law: Make modern medicine disappear

Kid: AQUARIUS

(JAN. 20 - FEB. 18)

HORRIBLE FRIEND, TWO-FACED SPOUSE, RETARDED HUSBAND

Killer: Birds are not supposed to improve your muscles

Buggy: Eat poop and get a psychiatrist dont be afraid

Shanks: only by the magic of Insemination will one be able to achive true self annihilation

Katakuri: Tell everyone the rapture begins now

Sabo: The way humans exist is a metaphor for sex work

Ace: Behind every person their is vomit

Doflamingo: knowing that you are a more effective prostitute dosnt make you a more efficient whore

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Blood butcher

Characters: Shanks x fem reader

Word Count: 2k

A/N: A lovely request from anon

C/W: Smut, angst-ish, Breeding kink, talk of pregnancy, oral M! Receiving, daddy (used once), cum 🤤,

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knocking on the familiar front door of your childhood home you glanced at your fiance beside you, smiling at him with pure love in your eyes.

You had been dating Shanks for a couple of years now and he had finally asked the question during your picnic together under the stars.

After a few seconds, the door opened to reveal your mother standing there happily with outstretched arms. "My precious babies home" she cried peppering kisses all over your face. "I'm not a baby mum!" you laughed over the onslaught of love.

From beside you, Shanks smiled adoringly at the moment, your laughter your smile, your eyes crinkling as your mother kissed you repeatedly, reminding him over and over how much he loved you.

He had been the happiest man alive when you said yes to his proposal, practically throwing yourself into his arms as soon as the ring was placed over your beautiful finger.

"And you!" Shanks was snapped out of his thoughts when he heard your mothers yell. "Look at you!" She walked up to him grabbing Shanks's face, "As handsome as ever" she laughed pinching his cheeks grandma-style

"MUM" you wailed grabbing your husband from your mother's grasp, Shanks laughed as you wrapped your arms around his neck. "He's my to be husband" you playfully jested. "Talking about husbands, where's dad?" you grimaced remembering the less-than-happy look on his face when you told him Shanks had proposed.

You never understood your father's dislike for Shanks, Ever since their first meeting your dad had labelled him as 'bad news' and 'not good for you.' Summing it up to him just being a protective dad you wondered if he'd behave himself tonight.

"Oh you know him" your mum warily laughed, "he's never been one for greeting guests."

Finishing up the convo your Mum hastily ushered the two of you inside, "Please, Please, make yourself at home" she mused as you and Shanks took a seat at the dining table.

You heard a gruff groan from the couch as your dad hobbled into the dining room, the clicking and clacking from his walking stick in his hand and what seemed like a permanent scowl on his face.

"Hello Dad" you smiled standing to hug him, "Hey their little duck" your father replied using the hand not holding his walking stick to wrap around your back. "Hello Mr (L/N)" Shanks politely greeted Watching your father's face grow sour sent a sharp pang to his heart. Your dad moved to sit at the head of the table, as you made your way back to your seat next to Shanks, holding his hand under the table.

Your mum entered the dining room with the roast chook dinner placing it in the center of the table. "Eat up" she chimed loading the mashed potatoes onto her plate, As everyone began serving themselves you couldn't help but feel something was wrong, Shanks had a rather gloomy feel to him, even after he had been so excited in the car.

"So red hair you decided to pull your finger out and ask my daughter the question" your dad grumbled taking an angry bite out of his chicken. "DAD" you yelped shooting him a glare "be nice, this is my fiance your talking to"

Letting out a nervous laugh Shanks rubbed over your hand lovingly, "no, no its ok, he's right-" "Course I am" your dad quibbled under his breath, "I was just waiting for the perfect time" Shanks smiled looking at you as you gave him an apologetic look.

"Well after your married you have to give us lots of grandbabies" your Mum laughed. Chocking on your drink you started coughing violently, Shanks rubbed your back to calm you down, "Mum" you whined "your embarrassing me."

"Good" your dad barked "maybe Red hair will get the idea and scram." "F/N" your mum snapped "That's quite enough" You glared at your dad shocked at his forward outbursts, "Have you no shame father, I love Shanks and that will never change and when where married we will officially be family and you should treat him with the same amount of love and respect as you would me or Mum" you exclaimed hands bawling into fists.

"I'll choose who I respect in this goddamn family and it will not be this good for nothing, I don't trust him you hear, I know his type, he'll say he loves you, buy you nice things, give you a family, and then he'll just leave in a blink of an eye for a younger women." Your dad yelled standing up from his seat.

"Shanks is the most loving and kind man you'll ever meet, he means the world to me and I know that he'll stay by my side till where old and ugly and have a big beautiful family with families of their own!" You cried, tears welling up in your eyes. Silence cast itself over the table as you stood from your seat to take a breather.

The dinner was fogged with awkwardness as the rest of the evening was spent in silence broken by small spurts of conversation.

Wishing your parents goodbye you grabbed Shanks's hand to pull him to the car, once sitting inside you turned to look at him as he hopped in the driver's seat, "Oh sweetheart I'm so sorry about dad, I don't know what's up with him." You winced hands coming to cover your face.

A hurt smile was plastered on Shanks's face as he pulled your hands off your face to pepper kisses on your wrist "It's alright my love, no need to apologise, I'm alright" Deep down what your father had said to him really hurt shanks, naturally.

Shanks was usually so unfazed by insult, dealing with people's snarky remarks for years, but to think that Shanks would use you, and leave you made his heartache.

The car ride home was fairly quiet, the only sound was the cars around you and the evening sky. Pulling into the driveway you were about to open the door when Shanks pushed the lock button. a 'click' sound resounded through the car as your car door refused to open.

"Shanks is everything right?" you asked worried that tonight had gotten to him. "Baby did you mean all those things you said about me?" he sheepishly smiled dark eyes staring down at you in a possessive manner. "Which things?" you quirred the memories of the night being a bit of a blur.

"Oh yknow," he whispered as he leaned across his seat to kiss along your neck "Just those cute words about me being the most loving, kind man, and our future family." A shiver rolled deliciously up your spine as you clamped your thighs together. Shanks leaned back into his seat grinning at you with a sly smile.

Licking your lips you leaned across to Shanks's seat moving to whisper against his ear, "D'know wanna find out" and with that, you had managed to reach Shanks's driver-side car lock, unlocking the car and making a break for the house. A mussed chuckle rumbled from Shanks's throat as he took off after you to the house.

Chasing you through the doorway his upper hand of speed was put to no use as you spun around smashing your lips into his, tumbling the two of you back into the door and slamming it closed with your bodies. Fighting for dominance you whimpered as Shanks's tongue pushed past your lips, his hands gripping your waist.

Reluctantly you pulled away for air, catching your breath as Shanks started his attack on your neck, sucking sweet hikes on your supple skin. "Gonna treat you good tonig-" "no" you butted in Shanks recoiled wondering if he had upset only to find you sinking to your knees in front of him "I wanna make you feel good tonight" You whispered, watching the tent in his pants grow.

Pulling at Shanks's belt buckle, you unfastened it letting his trousers drop to the floor. The bulge in his underwear was more prominent with the lack of clothing. His cock throbbed deliciously as you kissed it lightly, hearing a low hiss from your lover above you. "Fuck baby gonna make me feel good huh?" Shanks murmured running his calloused fingers through your hair. "Wanna make you feel like a king, Shanks, you deserve only the best" And with that you pulled his boxers off, his dick flying up to hit his stomach before bobbing temptingly in front of you.

Kissing the red throbbing tip, your mouth opened to let him inside, groaning as his warm, fat, cock slid past your lips, Shanks let out a breathy moan as his tip hit the back of your throat, causing you to gag. Acoustoming yourself to his length you began bobbing your head along his dick, using one hand to jerk what you couldn't reach and the other to rub his balls.

"Just like that sweetheart, fucking look so good with my cock stuffed in your pretty mouth" he spat throwing his head back. Whining at his filthy words you rubbed your thighs together feeling your arousal dampening your panties. "My needy darling, getting so horny just from sucking your husband's dick" Calling himself your husband made you let out a whimper, picking up the pace as your tongue moved along the underneath of his cock.

Shanks's hips jerked forward as his hands came to hold your head, fucking into your throat at a rough pace before spilling his salty cum in your mouth. Pulling out with a satisfied groan, you swallowed eagerly as you looked up to him with lust-filled eyes. Standing from your knees you ushered Shanks to the couch watching with bated breath as he pulled his shirt up to reveal his toned chest.

Scrambling to pull your own clothes off, you dive back into a sloppy kiss, whimpering softly into his mouth as he palmed at your ass. Pushing him down onto the couch you moved to straddle him, feeling his cock rub against your aching cunt.

"You ready baby?" you ask slowly lining your entrance over his flushed tip, yet Shanks gave no response as he slammed his hips up into you, bottoming out inside of warm pussy. Letting out a graphic moan Shanks pulled out to the tip looking you in the eyes before slamming back in. Moving his hands to rub up your chest you started to move on your own, bouncing up and down on his delectable dick.

"Fuck, your milking me dry" he groaned exhaling shaky breaths with his head thrown back. "Your so big Shanks" you whined running your fingers through his hair. Running his hands down your body he reaches your pussy, moving to circle your clit. Squeezing around him you moaned, your arousal oozing down his cock.

Thrusting his hips further you felt the coil in your stomach grow, getting closer to the edge, "I'm close, please don't stop" you whimpered, pussy squelching obscenely. "Same baby, gonna cum soon, you gonna let me cum in your little pussy, get you nice and pregnant, gonna make me daddy" he spat thrusting up into you as you bounced. "Yes" you gasped "please Shanks" Your pleas fell on death's ears as he bottomed out inside you, warm seed shooting into your core, his head tipped back in ecstasy.

Feeling his cum shoot into your cervix push you over the edge as you came all over his cock, thick cream gushing onto his stomach. Pulling out of him, he watched with love as his cum ozzed out of your pussy, using two fingers to stuff it back inside you.

Rolling onto the couch you looked at Shanks with a smile brushing a few strands of hair from his eyes. "hey baby" Shanks whispered moving to rest his head on your shoulder. "Yes my love" you replied running a hand up and down his chest.

"I love you"

"I love you more"

"Well I love you the most"

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A moth to a flame N||SFW

Kids x Gn reader (female body descirbed in n|sfw)

Word count: 3,339

A/N: I live, laugh, love Kidd.

C/W: UNEDITED, Explicit N|SFW content, angst to fluff to smut, jelousy, Kidd being a dick, bondage, praise, idfk, my massive cock and balls.

He didn't come to bed.

Over the past few weeks, he rarely ever did.

It was hard because you loved Kidd a lot, but he was busy.

Always.

Fucking.

Busy.

The first night it happened, you thought nothing of it.

Rolling over in your shared bed, you looked out the window. It had to be around midnight. The moon beamed into your eyes as the stars laughed at your misery. You watched the waves crash into the port the ship had docked at. The lights from the town were still lively despite it being so late at night. Feeling the waves rock the boat in a comforting motion should have made you feel better, but it didn't. It made you feel worse. How you missed the nights you and Kidd would bundle under the blankets as his thumb would trace circles on your back, 'Oh for fuck sake,' you thought, rolling out of the sheets and marching through the Victoria punk. Marching to Kidd's workshop, his second home yet his first fucking priority.

Your pace slowed as you reached the workshop door, 'What am I doing,' you thought, hand halted from pushing the door open 'I should just go back to bed.' The thought of returning to the cold, lonely sheets made an uneasy feeling claw at your chest. 'I'm just being annoying he's a grown man he can do what he wants' You forced a swallow as you felt your head spin. 'Why am I like this-?'

*BANG* the door swung open, leaving you defenceless, standing there like an idiot in front of your captain and boyfriend. "Y/N?" a startled look washed over Kidd's face. "The hell are ya doing up this late hmm?" he peered down at you, his shock melting into a grin at seeing his (g/b)friend. "couldn't sleep," you mumbled, hands tugging at the edge of your shirt absentmindedly.

Bending over to look into your eyes, you shielded your face with your hands. "what's wrong short stack" he smiled, standing up to his full height. "you got something to tell me, or do you wanna keep standing here till sunrise."

You shook your head, playing with your fingers, "I just missed you is all," you whispered, refusing to look at Kid, too scared you were going to be met with disgust.

A laugh erupted from Kidd's throat as you felt two strong arms pick you up and throw you over his shoulder. "KIDD," you squealed as he spun you around with him walking into his workshop and kicking the door closed behind him. "KIDD PUT ME DOWN," you laughed, punching his pack playfully.

Smacking your ass Kidd laughed along with you, even more now at your startled face "K-Kidd, you ass," you spluttered, bringing your hands to cover your embarrassment.

"Sorry baby could'nt resit, you got a nice ass."

"KIDD-HMPP"

Shutting you up with a kiss, Kid set you down on his workbench, rubbing your thigh as you Pulled him in deeper. Swiping his tongue along your lips a strangled moan left your mouth, taking the opportunity Kid slipped his tongue further down your throat biting and tugging at your lip like a feral animal.

"Mpphh Kidd," you mewled, pulling away to gasp for air.

"You think your gonna be ok to go to bed now?" Kidd asked, hand still rubbing on your thigh.

"Are you gonna come to bed too?" You kicked yourself at how desperate your voice sounded.

"Sorry Y/N, I'm gonna finish fiddling around with some projects, I'll come to bed soon, ok?"

"Ok," you replied kissing his cheek before going back to bed.

He didn't come to bed that night.

The next time you were mad

The stupid fucking stars again, they were laughing at you, at the way your heart clenched every time footsteps would come to the door only for them to walk past, no sign of Kidd since lunch.

Kicking the sheets off you, you marched towards his workshop not waiting to think about how you were acting.

pushing open the door there he was music blaring as he tinkered with wires.

"Kidd come to bed" you pleaded startling him.

"Jesus, fuck, you scared the shit out of me fucking knock." Kid growled screwing the nobs of the wires to the metal he was working on.

"Kidd, it's four in the morning you need to sleep." You were mad now, you shouldn't have to be your boyfriend's alarm to go to bed.

"yeah, yeah, ok I'm coming go up to bed I'll get cleaned up." he sighed reluctantly.

You huffed back to your room, finally going to be able to sleep with your boyfriend again, oh how you missed his presence.

He didn't come to bed that night.

The next time you were over it

it had been weeks of this.

Back and forth and back and forth.

This was the last time you would do this with him, the last time you would deal with his shit.

Marching towards his workshop you swung open the door looking Kidd dead in the eye, he was playing around with shit on his desk not even working on anything.

"Kidd" you barked shooting him a glare

"Lemme guess you want me to come to bed just piss off, I'm fucking busy," he growled, not even looking at you.

~crack~

your heart fucking shattered.

Were you so hard to be around that he would rather rot in his workshop than sleep in the same bed as you?

Spinning on your heel, you ran onto the deck, jumping down the ramp onto the port and making your way to the town. "Y/N WHERE ARE YOU GOING" you heard Killer yell, you ignored him too busy trying to keep the vile in your throat down.

'fuck I'm so stupid' you thought to yourself angry tears spilling down your cheeks 'I should have never said anything."

You miserably stormed your way across town towards the opposite coast pacing along the beach fury clawed at your insides.

"FUCK" you yelled, kicking sand into the water before plopping down, your knees pulled to your chest to cry.

"you alright?"

"THE FUCK" you jumped looking behind you to see a tall man with a strange hat and what looked to be a doctor's coat on, he looked super edgy and you were not in the mood.

"I don't have any money" you huff returning to your position

"I'm not going to rob you, just saw you looked upset and came to check" he replied nonchalantly.

pulling your head from your knees you looked up to the man tears still evident on your face.

"I'm ok, I guess, my captain is just being a prick"

at this, the man raised his eyebrow taking a seat beside you.

"if you wish you can rant to me about it," he asked

despite his voice sounding monotone and uninterested his words held warmth.

you turned to look at him completely, sticking out your hand.

"well first of all Hi, I'm Y/N thankyou for checking up on me."

the man smiled shaking your hand.

"I'm Law a plesure to meet you." he smirked, his voice still rather bland.

"well, Law, is the offer still up to confine in you my deepest, darkest and very boring stories?" you questioned looking away expecting him to say he was just joking about hearing your rant.

"Yeah, of course, rant away, I have nowhere to be"

and so you did

for the next hour, you ranted to Law pouring your heart out about Kid. You used the alias 'red' instead of his name because despite his cruelty you were still loyal to the safety of your captain and your shipmates.

Shit your shipmates, they were probably worried sick, or maybe they didn't care at all, wouldn't blame them, you wouldn't miss yourself either.

Law noticed you had started to zone off tapping your shoulder to get your attention.

"It sounds like you're putting in a lot of love and effort into someone who is not giving you the same effort back?." He concluded looking at your face morph into one that deep down you already knew.

Yawning you leaned against Law talking to him more about shit that didn't even pertain to just Kidd, just anything that pissed you off.

That seagull being too loud could go fuck itself

the Old man that gave you a weird look when you were crying, could go fuck himself.

The ocean that vaguely smelled of piss could go fuck itself.

Law gently caring you to his ship when you had fallen asleep on his shoulder could...

oh

Oh shit.

(Kids pov)

It had been an hour since he yelled at you, he assumed you were probably up in bed already. Maybe he shouldn't have yelled, but he was working on something and besides he always came to bed in the end did he not- wait... when was the last time he came to bed. Pondering it over he bit his lip. 'ah shit should probably apologise' Standing up from his desk he made his way to your shared room to see the bed empty. 'maybe she went for a walk I'll just wait for her' he didn't last long before falling asleep being woken up in the morning by the smells of Killers cooking. He rolled over to feel your side of the bed cold. Had you not come to bed, is this what you felt each morning he neglected your feelings 'Ahh double shit.'

(your pov, next morning)

Shooting out of bed, you looked around. 'A medical room?' you thought, scanning your surroundings for anything suspicious. You looked fine, just a large hoodie placed over you to keep you warm.

Standing up, you pulled the hoodie on to wear it rather than it just lying over you, it was very cozy.

Getting out of bed you opened the door to be met with a rather bland hallway. Looking to the left you saw Law walking towards you.

Now standing in front of you, Laws' eyes racked over you in his jumper 'Cute' he thought. Now Law was no idiot, he knew the dumbass you had been talking about was non-other than Eustass Kidd, and he knew you guys were in a relationship, he cursed the big red fuck for making a gorgeous, kind soul, such as yourself feel unloved.

"How did you sleep Y/N-ya" he looked at you with such kind eyes

"Good thank you umm where are we?" you asked rocking on the heels of your feet.

"Where on my ship I was going to let you sleep here and then escort you back to Kidd in the morning"

"oh yeah Kidd- wait KIDD, how did you know I was talking about Kidd?" eyes shooting open.

"I know him, I am Trafalgar D Law after all"

the colour drained from your face. "shit why didn't I put the pieces together, Kidds gonna fucking kill me."

Law took your hand into his, a grin on his face "Don't worry about it I'll talk to him tell him I found you asleep on the beach, techinically I did."

nodding your head, you let Law take you into town and back across to where the Victoria punk was.

The two of you decided to look at some stalls along the way. He pulled the two of you into a bookstore, where you saw Killer browsing the cooking section, exusing yourself you ran up to greet Killer.

"Mornin Killer," you chirped, looking the happiest he had seen you in a while.

"Oh shit, hey Y/N, how are you, your looking happy." he said, looking away from the books he was browsing.

"yep I feel happy too."

Turning to see Law was nowhere to be seen you shrugged it off, he wasn't meant to be hanging out with you or anything, though you still had his hoodie.

Finishing up in the bookstore with Killer, you and Killer walked out just in time to see Law finishing his convo with Kidd. Your stomach dropped.

Kidd looked to Killer, seeing you Kidd's eyes widened before a scowl formed on his face at the sight of you wearing the doctor's hoodie.

To anyone else, it looked like he was scowling directly at you.

You turned away, hurt that maybe he was still mad at you.

You felt like crying, biting your lip to suppress the urge and excusing yourself from Killer saying you left something in the bookstore. You watched Kidd's expression change to one of surprise as you left to go back into the bookstore.

(Outsides pov)

"Kidd the fuck are you glaring at them for," Killer asked, crossing his arms over his chest like an angry mum.

"I'm not fucking scowling AT them I'm pissed the doctor gave her his fucking hoodie." Kidd snarled, looking over to Law.

"I mearly gave it to them as a blanket, they were so cold sitting alone, all by themself at the beach." he argued.

"I didn't fucking tell them to go to the beach they, went their on her own accord," Kidd continued.

"Look Kidd, im going to be fucking harsh I had a really long chat with them after I found them on the verge of sobbing by theirself at a random fucking beach at night. Not only did they express a lot about their feelings they used alias for you and the entire crew and your stupid fucking ship, its obviouse they really fucking care about you Kidd and in their eyes your acting like you don't love, or at least not enough to put the effort in. So pull your god damn fucking thumb out of your ass go into that fucking book store and apologise." Law snapped.

Kidd's jaw dropped, he didn't even care that the dumb fuck doctor was disrespectful, but you thought he didn't love you. Kidd's heart tugged, his fist clenched and unclenched. "Killer, I need a minute to think could you please take Y/N back to the ship." and with that, he walked off.

It had been an hour, you had bid your goodbyes to Law. Killer had taken you back to the ship and now you were sitting on your and Kidds shared bed, by yourself, again. You heard knocks on the door, assuming it was Killer you mumbled a small 'come in.'

Your eyes widened as Kidd walked in, in his hand, he had a bouquet of flowers and a dejected look on his face.

"Y/N I-" "Kidd hi-" you both said at the same time.

"You go first," you whispered.

"I'm so sorry Y/N" Kidd walked forward holding out the bouquet, it was fucking gorgeous.

Taking them from him you placed them on the bed standing up to collapse into Kidd's arms.

"Fuck Kidd, I love you so much, you ass," you practically sobbed.

Kidd's arms tightened around you, pulling you further and further into his embrace.

"I love you Y/N, please never think I don't, I love you and I would wipe out the entire earth if it meant I could love you every day."

Pulling away, you leaned in to kiss his lips, jumping to wrap your legs around his waist as Kidd carried you to bed.

Gently placing you in the middle of the bed, he moved the flowers onto the bedside table before kneeling to hover over you.

"Kidd I love you," you whispered as his breath fanned across your lips.

"Shit Y/N, I can't belive I ever made you upset, I only ever wanna see that smile on your face," he uttered, leaning in to lock his lips with yours.

His hand came to trace up and down your thigh as you groaned into the kiss.

"Please Kidd, I need you," you mewled feeling his hard-on press against your thigh.

"Are you sure Y/N, we don't have to" You shut him up with another kiss moving your hand down to palm him through his pants. Kidd leaned back, spreading your legs to run a finger up your crotch area. Moving his knee in between your legs, he pushed down lightly, eliciting a pleasured sigh "Kidd please." gasping as he clicked his belt buckle, binding it around your wrists. "hold still baby gonna make you feel so good." he groaned pulling your bound wrists above your head and tieing them to the bedhead. Kidd kissed down your neck pulling your pants down, he brought his face down to kiss up your thigh towards your sweet cunt. "you know the safeword gorgeous just tell me if it's too much" he sighed as he pulled away your panties.

Licking a long stripe up your cunt he rubbed at your clit with his thumb. "Kidd, Kidd, Kidd fuuuuck" you chanted as he ate you out like a starved man. Adding two fingers in a scissoring motion while he continued to lick and suck, It didn't take long before you were cumming on his face. "shit Kidd I need you." you mewled, head thrown back in ecstasy.

"In a second baby, need to getcha all stretched out first, pussys so tight" The praise went right to your cunt, clenching around his now three fingers. Kid plunged himself knuckles deep as wet squelching sounds filled the room. Leaning down, Kidd groaned, ripping your shirt from your body. You gasped as the fabric tore from your chest as Kidd's tongue worked its way over your bare chest, fingers curling inside you. "KIDD CU-NGAH" An almost pornographic moan was ripped from your throat as you came desperately all over his fingers. He pulled his fingers out of your pussy, watching you clench around nothing. Kidd pulled his dick from his pants, pumping a few times before lining it with your entrance. "I love you, Y/N, I want you to know that," he rasped, entering you slowly. Tears pricked the corners of your eyes as he bottomed out, waiting for you to adjust to his size, kissing away your tears.

When the painful stretch subsided, you nodded for Kidd to start moving as he rocked his hips, buckling deep into your pussy. "fuck your so fucking tight," he grunted, thrusting himself deeper while he rubbed at your clit. "gonna fuck you till you know how much I love you" he threw his head back as he thrust against your g spot. "Gonna fucking fill you up with my cum make that pussy mine." Your pussy clenched at the thought "I feel you fucking clenching you'd like that want me to fill your pussy up with my cum." he groaned.

"yes please Kidd, cum inside" you moaned your hands digging into your palm still tied to the bedpost by Kidd's belt.

Fucking you faster you felt him twitch inside of you. "Fuck, who does this pussy belong to" he growled slapping your thigh.

"Yours Kidd, my pussys all yours" you screamed cumming all over his cock.

after a few more thrusts Kidd came splurts of warm cum filling you up before he collapsed on top of you.

Sighing a breath of relief you played with Kidd's hair, his face happy on your chest. squealing as he picked you up throwing you over his shoulder.

"comon lets go get you cleaned up" he laughed walking into the bathroom and running the bath. He put you down on the counter while he filled up the tub grabbing you again to lower the both of you into the water. feeling the warm water engulf you as you leaned against Kidd made you sigh in pleasure. he used a washcloth to wipe in between your legs cleaning and drying the two of you off, before caring you to bed. pulling on a pair of sweatpants he tossed one of his singlets to your eyes watching as you pulled the shirt that was way too big for you over your gorgeous body.

Getting under the covers with him you lulled off into a peaceful sleep in Kidd's arms as he traced patterns on your back.

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Royal AU, Princess reader x (Peasent) One piece character who would you like to see (Poll at bottom)

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Scouting through the halls of the castle, you stopped at a window, overlooking the town below. Your gown slithered snuggly against your body as the wind kissed your cheeks. You felt the town call a silent song for you, your heart yearning to see the people below. "Oh dear Y/N, I've been looking for you everywhere, don't waste your time looking over that filthy village, come with me, a bath has been drawn for you." An elderly woman calls, shuffling up to grab you by the elbow, before yanking you away.

"Nanny Arlem why am I never allowed down to the town" you grumbled as a pale of warm water was poured over your head. Pulling the dampened hair from your eyes, you looked at her beside you. 'Tsking' in irritation Nanny Arlem rubbed a soapy sponge along your back. "if you really must know, it's filled with peasants and filth, no one a princess like you should be associating with," she huffed, dropping the sponge in the water to go fetch a towel.

Standing so she may drape the towel over your shoulders, you looked out your bathroom window, situated on the opposite side of the town with a magnificent view of the hills and lake, yet not the view you wanted most of all. Deciding to drop the subject, you dried and clothed yourself before making your way to bed, watching the setting sun drape orange hues of light across your room. An hour had passed and you were still lying in a sleepless rest engulfed in darkness as the stars and moon ruled the sky.

As a Princess, you had to stay within the castle and gardens, serving your father until you potentially had to be shipped off for some bullshit arranged wedding. Nights were long and days were longer as the only part of the castle open to you were the gardens and the library and they were hardly filled with anybody worth staying for. You were ultimately trapped, "Such a horrid life having to live in a rich castle with fresh food, water and servants at your disposal" one might jest, Yet life was hardly enjoyable because what's the use of having all these amazing things in your life if it's not a life you want to live.

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