#hoeboys

[famousfor15]

Why are they called Hobo Nickels?! 🚂 During the depression, men traveling the railroads would carve Buffalo Nickels to trade for goods or services since they lacked any real funds!

[stylinson-spagghetti]

can we talk about HOW FOND PERCY LOOKED IN THE DISNEYWORLD SCENE????? LIKE THIS BOY IS SO IN LOVE AND IT SHOWS

THE SLOW-BURN ISN'T SLOW-BURNING AND IM LOVE

[hoboyherewego]

FLOYD???!?!?!? HELLO?!?!?!! HUH??????? HES SO!!!!! BABY GIRL HIS WAIST IS SO SMALL FOR WHAT?????? FOR OTHER GUYS TO GRAB?????? HIS HANDS AE SO PRETTTY IIIIIIIAAAAAAAA HIS ARMS AND SHOULDERS IM GONNA GO FUCKING FERAL

[nicebass]

Do you like hoeboy

What a great, philosophical question

I think the question is less.. do I 'like' hoeboy, and moreso, how much can I 'understand' hoeboy?

I feel, personally, that hoeboy is an entity that can never be fully comprehended. It's hard to gauge how much you like something you don't even know, right? I feel like everyone would like to understand hoeboy, but not everyone can understand how to like hoeboy.

As much as I'd like to say yes, of course I like hoeboy, I feel like that is both too little and too much to define how I feel.

[jerseymuppet]

gerard way never stood a chance hoeboy was born and raised in suburban north jersey which is objectively the worst part of the whole state and then he witnessed 9/11 before his brain was finished fully developing like no shit the guy kins joan of arc a second plane has hit the repressed catholic

[comicalmeme]

bruhhhhhhhhh @innocentrascal did u watch the ep lastnite??????? Ur hoeboi came back for more 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[beee-boii]

Do you enjoy hoeboy

:)

[bottleofbabes]

Hello meet my new son Jett, codename Kunzite (props to @strawberryxdreams for helping me decide his name and Codename love you bb 💙), an assassin/chronic hoeboy/neighborhood gremlin/whatever you want him to be for the right price and somehow his money keeps burning a hole in his pockets????

[twisted-wonderland-but-gayer]

Ok so watch this first:

https://youtu.be/TvNEZ4WWQIk

How do you think heartslabyul boys would react to this if Yuu told them about the poop part after seeing that they keep hedgehogs?

With love,

-Hoeboy

Riddle would probably already know given he loves them.

I'm curious on what these hedgehogs are made of tho. Theyre being hit by Flamingos constantly

[jeonqkooks]

Hmm i had a theory in my head but maybe that’s not it. So if it is that then you’re allowed to not reply. Buuuut i think oc’s mom had something to do with it somehow.. so jk’s family had some financial problems and maybe oc’s mom bailed them out or something and jk didnt have a choice but ask for help. Mom says something to him like maybe how he’s so undeserving of her daughter or asked him to breakup with oc so jk, his family and his problems won’t affect her daughter. In my head oc’s mom is “caring and protective” in a weird fucked up way. But idk just what I think hehe

I was the one who sent the ask of jk leaving and thinking he can never have her again.. and he believed that so my hoeboy entered his hoe era trying his best to wean off of her but couldn’t 🥲

your hoeboy lmfaoksjdndndnsb 😭😭😭

people, thoughts on this?!

[thewomanofrevelation]

The telltale face of a hoeboy getting spoiled on main.

[bisexualgerardway]

a hoeboy’s life

[hoboyherewego]

Jjhkjbhjb

[deathwalking]

❖ hi, it's jack, you said you would fuck anyone. i was wondering how true that was?

          ❝ well, jack, why don’t you come over and find out?  ❞

[shcherbatskya]

my little shrimp hoeboy….

[alloveroliver]

Faust x MC “Tempting.”

Rating: ehhhh fluff? It’s more suggestive if anything. 

WC: 600ish

Ikemen Vampire Fanfic

Warmth engulfs her skin as his lips move down the angle of her jaw. Both sigh as he moves slowly back up the opposing side, peppering kisses along the way, seeking where her pulse begins. A gentle hand holds the back of her head, fingers tangled amongst her strands. Faust’s arm clings to her waist as her body is dipped backward, long hair dangling over the alter.  

He holds fast to her as she squirms under his calculated touches. Faust glides his teeth just under her ear, making sure to map out a well-hidden spot beneath her curtain of hair.  

“You’re dangerous, you know that? Ever so tempting…” Faust spoke against her thumping skin. Sensual tones reach out in all directions, filling the pulpit with his tainted words. 

She sighs while his lips move over her skin as he speaks. The chilled bumps were proof of his effect on her. Faust’s sharp green eyes gaze upward to watch her brow contort. 

“I shall be more modest next time.” Her small hand tugged a fistful of his jacket, holding him to her. 

The angle he held her at was positively uncomfortable, yet she allowed her back to remain arched the way he had guided her for minutes past her pain threshold. Her posh lips falling open showed Faust how she used the sensation to drown out the desirable sentiments of his touch. 

If she could focus her mind elsewhere, then maybe she could deny this encounter of ever happening. All that would remain is the soreness in her joints and not the heat racing towards her core.  

Faust could relate to her predicament. He used the church as a similar facade, hiding his vampiric state behind a holy priest that lived to protect people. Someone that would definitely not hold a lady backward over the altar and taunt her with his very sharp fangs. 

“It’s no use if you’re modest. I’m already well acquainted with your image. In fact, I memorized every inch of your body before we last parted.” His lips moved up to hers. He helped angled her torso upright as he spoke in sultry tones. “No matter your attire, I can assure you that I ache for you just the same.” 

Faust’s words were spoken like a promise. His dark hair dipped below his brow, framing his heated gaze with a hint of mystery. Her thighs came together mindlessly, but he was having none of that. He pushed his knee between her legs, making sure she couldn’t cause any friction for herself. If she were to gain any pleasure tonight, it would be by his intervention alone.

“If-” She began, moving to stand entirely straight in his embrace. Her cheeks flushed as the blood rushed away from her head. “-If that is the case, then I will no longer stop by.” A tiny bite to her bottom lip made Faust proud she would even dare try to tease him back. She was the only one that he'd even allow to be this close to him.

He listened intently as her veins throbbed while overcompensating for her newly upright position. “You will do no such thing.” A devious smile tugged at his features. 

Faust allowed his lips to indulge her for a moment, coming down to hers. He sidestepped in their kiss and sat atop the bench alter. Quickly grasping her hips, Faust tugged her to sit atop his lap. 

Her hands ran up his chest, moving along the dips of his shoulders until she held his head. Faust drew in a long breath as the rush of her delicate touch moved throughout his body. He buzzed with nerves feeling like he had many years ago in his teenage prime. She broke the kiss, swollen lips moving feather-like to his cheek. 

His eyes seared into hers, poisons shades keeping her captivated.

“Don’t worry, Faust. I have no intention of stopping our little visits.” She cooed.

“Nor I.” 

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A|N: *Throws confetti* I done it. I wrote a thing. I have been struggling with having time to write lately so here’s to jumping back into the ring XD Also, I was worried I wouldn't have a bae in ikevamp. It just wasn’t sticking with anyone for a while. Love Sebs, love Comte, but Faust was announced and… HOEBOY I FOUND MY HYPERFIXATION OF IKEVAMP NOW! Woop woo!!!