#holy smokes my guys

[sincerely-sofie]

Submission by Oblonger:

"So then!" Twig's voice echoed off of the walls of the cave. "Spinda came over with a Rawst berry and asked if I was okay! And at that point, I was in so much distress that I just took it without saying anything and ate the whole thing in two bites! But I did it so fast that I choked on it!"

Twig's laughter echoed off the cave walls, muffled only by the sand and a few dirty, ancient, pillows. Twig's laughter trailed off, and she gave a hearty sigh. "So yeah, that's how I found out I couldn't eat any spicy food!"

Twig quietly stared at the cave wall she'd been talking to. Crudely carved on the surface were people she'd known. Friends, neighbors, shopkeepers, the members of Wigglytuff's guild...

Celebi, Dusknoir...

Grovyle...

Manaphy...

Kip...

And next to the carving of Kip was a carving of a charmander.

Twig's arms wrapped tight around her chest. Her smile faded as tears stung in her eyes.

After a moment passed, the silence was broken by a sob, then a whimper;

"I miss you all so much..."

[s0ckh3adstudios]

Look who DECIDED TO SHOW UP.

[alchemistdetective]

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((If I have a dollar everytime someone asks me how good are my character's artifacts or weapons so they can compare it with theirs, I'd have $4

but it's weird it happened four times))

[justinefrischmanngf]

i’m sooooooooo stressed about a message i just sent but i am glad i sent it bc if i hadn’t i would’ve spent the rest of however long thinking about sending it and i don’t like that at all but also my heart is literally pounding in my chest what if he hates me and doesn’t want to be friends anymore…………………

[throttlegainwell]

Another blorbo woman of mine (aside from Amy from Superstore) is Diane Chambers. Cheers was so fucking brutal to her (a woman on a sitcom in the 80s? can't let her have shit like ideas or, heaven forbid, an ego), but I adore her.

[secretarysong]

for someone with "maydayologist" in her bio i sure do post Significantly More of/about zuke jesus christ

[potatobugz]

comimg back to Grimm Jrwi after finishing ep 67, i conclude that he is like the personification of a cigarette

[theoxvest]

Ayyyyy!!!

What a way to start my morning 🥳🥳

[grandwretch]

I think hcs were the Harringtons are fine, actually, are cool or whatever, but I genuinely don't know how you justify "good parents" accepting their son was nearly beat to Literal Death twice in one year and apparently not doing a damn thing about it

[harkingspot]

ITS COMING SOON AHDJWNNEJWBFNWNNFJSNDJDJS

GUYS WHAT RHW MORB I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS?#?$?#?$ also this poster goes so hard– But I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS.

first of all... WHAT THE FUCK

[rockerfemme]

I AM GOING TO SEE WKSJ TONIGHT

[illegiblehandwriting1]

ah yes. having an unedited 5.4k fight scene. this is fine. i'm so normal

[iniziare]

Shady’s back, tell a friend— god, it feels good to type on a regular keyboard again, behind, guess what, behind the third-biggest babe in my life, my desktop computer. I don’t know what it says about me that I put so much value in a stationary computer, does it make me more of a boomer? I sure hope so. Anyway, she is installed and while we’re still waiting on internet, my phone is being used as the common hotspot in the apartment and the signal is pretty strong, so apart from work preparations, maybe it’ll also allow me to set up some things because I’ve started a Game of Thrones rewatch; I miss my books. But also, this boomer misses dodging bullets here (and writing too, I guess).

Aka, hi, we’re in our apartment— I have almost forgotten to cook/eat every day for 4 days now, because I’ve been single-handedly at war with one really greasy kitchen. Two more cabinets to go, folks, then I will know some kind of peace (translation: save me, my back is absolutely killing me, and I’ve been, mostly, suffering in silence).

[shaidz-art]

He’s not much of a morning panda. 🐼⛅️

[hellfireeddiemunson]

how to fall asleep when ur younger cousin is asleep in the living room next to ur room and he won’t stop coughing every other minute and a half

[thotsfortherapy]

okay I've decided I do not like clubbing -_-