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[honeyblockm]

Listing all of my names and urls like an obnoxious aristocrat

[peninkwrites]

25 and 27 for the ask game?

25. a fic you read this year you would recommend everyone read

I hope this counts as a fic bc it's truly a stunning piece of writing, but I'd have to say Journeying Into the Center of the Earth to Retrieve Your Dead Ex-Boyfriend by honeyblockm I don't even have the right words to promo it you've just gotta experience it for yourself.

27. favorite fanfic author of the year

And to gladly reiterate, @honeyblockm is easily my favorite author I've read this year. Both his prose pieces and the beautiful blend of web weaving/art/poetry that he creates is just phenomenal. Pls do check out his stuff he's cryptofhoney on ao3. The death poem is another specific rec that comes to mind, that one is just agonizing, but all of his works are so rad <33

[omegamoo]

50? :D

mercury by sleeping at last!

[spiritunwilling]

Do I want to make a danmei sideblog. Will this interest go deep enough for it to possibly necessitate a sideblog.

[blocky-tides]

morituri te salutant, morior invictus (those who are about to die salute you, i die unvanquished)

general tommyinnit of l'manburg commits suicide whilst in exile, may his spirit protect us forevermore

jenny holzer / @honeyblockm / alejandra pizarnik / @heavensghost / leila chatti / susan sontag / @beelittle / ada limón / richard siken / @snailsnfriends / @gracelessgrayson / andrea gibson / @chloeinletters / @idalus / rodney gomez / cameron barnett / jeanette winterson / @winter-mornings / henrik edoyan

taglist: @idontreallyexistyet | @butchtw | @sloth-sloth-sloth | @kiwi-smug-silvalina

[flowerquib]

"He's your brother, which you are comfortable with because you do not have to like your brother. You do not have to love him, and neither he, you. You have to have him." - before we cut to Alexandria

(if this doesn't upload again im going to scream)

Mm cabinetduo my beloved

i can never escape can I

Anyways watched the Squid Game event and I was like "hmm let's make parallels to their relationship in dsmp manburg era"

In the dsmp, they probably had one of the most interesting dynamics that wasnt explicitly said. You can just infer it.

And that crap during squid game was cool too

also if you saw this on twitter hi!!! you get see more of my thoughts than just "oops"

Btw the "before we cut to Alexandria" is by cryptohoney (korethekiller) on ao3 (it's about dsmp!cabinetduo and it's very good) also he goes by honeyblockm on here

Anyways byee

[amaranthinecanicular]

Karl laughs, then hiccups. He crawls over and molds himself into Quackity’s side. The cool weight of him is grounding. “I was lying when I said Tina was my only best friend,” Karl says. “It’s just that you’re special.” Quackity’s stomach flips. He tells himself it’s the wine, or the end of the world. “You’re special too.” “What are we going to do?” “We’re gonna tell Sapnap,” Quackity says. Alcohol emboldens him. His resolve steels. “I promised him I would. Then we’re gonna—fucking, save the world, I guess.”   (the host of a cosmic horror, the harbinger of the apocalypse, and a guy who's failing chemistry try to stop the end of the world. what's the punchline?)

[written for @honeyblockm, as part of @mcytrecursive, based on @rebelpeas's stellar fic shrimp colors! I adore cosmic horror and I adore karlnapity, so I truly had the best time writing this fic. thank you, yen, for giving me the chance to write it, and I hope you enjoyed!!]

[mykaeba]

sketch!! idk if ill finish it (idk how to continue) so you’re having it now! inspired by @honeyblockm ‘s web weave

[irrealisms]

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let's spread the self-love 💞

tagged by: @erstwhilesparrow

the autopsy garland -- dsmp hunger games au about rpf fandom and the horrors of celebrity. parts of it have aged poorly--it's about, in part, both the fandom and hatedom surrounding cc!dream and the dream smp as a whole, and also unrelatedly it's about sexual abuse, and, uh, it was published before the dream situation let alone any of the ones that came after it, i have no clue what it'd look like if i wrote it now but certainly it would look wildly different--but i'm still so fucking proud of it. the epistolary sections. the bits of canon dialogue. threading the line between "this guy did awful awful things" and "holy shit, the stuff happening to him is not okay to do to anyone"

between the moth and the moon -- lifesteal, a gentle moment between vitalasy & zam. i wrote this one bc i needed zam to tell vitalasy i mourned you. it's a missing scene and it's one i needed and it's gentle and soft and bittersweet and i go reread it whenever i'm sad about them (this is often)

i don't have the heart to match -- mdzs, my Trans Woman Jiang Cheng Manifesto. there is something so special in my heart for yunmeng shuangjie and jc's issues about wei wuxian and Duty and jealousy and. and. man

Your Body Is Not A Word -- tma fic about s4 jonathan sims exchanging sex for statements. it's about sexual trauma and it's about starving and it's about being both victim and monster and it's about not really being able to believe in the dialectic there and it's about making choices that hurt yourself because you don't having any good options left and not-doing-anything hurts too.

whatever a moon has always meant -- indis/míriel silmarillion fic which is nominally about LaCE and in practice about Catholic sexual ethics & the Catholic outlook more broadly. it's also about grief and doubt and a lot of other things but it's very very Catholic and struggling with that Catholicism. it gets kind of ... pretentious? overwrought in a very teenage fashion? at times, but the core of it is very important to me. considered doing one of my númenor or maedhros fics here instead, there's some good stuff there as well, but. idk. this one's got a soft spot in my heart and it's less Relentlessly Fucking Depressing lol

tagging: @consumptive-sphinx , @blocksgame , @honeyblockm , @peninkwrites , @crimeboys

[gleeful-faggot]

wow guys isn't it so cool that the fiances went to the met gala and nothing bad ever happened to them

Inspired by this post by @honeyblockm about which on the dsmp characters would wear a black suit to the met gala vvv

I can't draw feet so that's why they have no shoes, but other than that, explinations for the clothing choices under the cut!

Starting with Karl bc I have the most to say about him! I decided to have them be going to 2024's just gone Met Gala, which means the theme was Garden of Time, and the exhibit Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion, and out of all three of them, Karl would be the one going to great lengths to be on theme for both.

I wanted his clothing to be a mismatch of eras with no clear gender, so he's wearing a late 1800s mens evening shirt with 1830s mutton sleeves (worn under dresses to give them shaping), then a regency mans corset. The gloves and trousers have no era as I think he'd also try and look into future fashion of fashion, and the angles in both pieces were inspired by that.

The twisting vine around him, and the decorative flowers on the corset are the interpretation of 'A garden of time'. I wanted him to be in something that appears to defy gravity but I'm not that good at drawing yet. The colour of the flowers are all from his various skins over tftsmp

His makeup is evident, but minimal. He's got a painted flower on his cheek, lipstick on his bottom lip, and eyeliner on with no specific date in mind but he slays it.

Next up, Sapnap. He's in a black suit. He's got an apple brooch on that Karl probably wrestled onto him that costs more than the suit in total but gives an air that maybe he knew what the theme was.

For makeup, he's even more minimal. Orange blush with lipstick on top and bottom lip. My man is not eating this look :/

Last up, Quackity. He sees himself as an It Girl, so is wearing something incredibly stylish but absolutely not on theme. He's got a loose fitting gold blouse on that has the Lowest plunge neckline you've ever seen bc mans is a SLUT. He's also glitzed up his wings by putting shit loads of glitter in them, and then balanced the gold with an equal amount of red, as seen in the high waisted trousers.

His makeup is the most maximalist of all three. He put makup in and around the scar to make it more noticeable, and also helps with balancing the red and gold. He's got gold eyeshadow on and glitter smeared strategically across his upper half. He's got lipstick on his upper lip, and he knows what's up. He knows he's hot.

[honeyblockm]

karlnapity!!!!! for the charts…

They're literally canon and I love them so much. they managed to break through my 'not into shipping' barrier state of mind. Forever

[an-animagi]

christmas time!! this is my gift for @honeyblockm for the @mcytblrholidayexchange!!

i wrote a fic (which i put below the cut, and the ao3 link is here) and i was really excited to write this!! originally i planned for it to be longer but my brain switched up on me partway through, so hopefully you still enjoy this!!

ive had a lot of fun writing this actually, considering ive read one wedding fic, have been to two weddings i dont remember and all of c!quackity's experiences when it comes to engagement and marriage, and i hope you are satisfied with what ive created :)

this has rolled in at 1040 words, just in case anyone is interested (i dont usually post fics on tumblr ehe i have no clue what im doing✨✨)

ALMOST FORGOT!!! its called 'me and my husbands (we're sticking together)' stolen inspired by 'me and my husband' by mitski (i have just made the lyric plural lol)

-=~=-

Quackity almost expected to be left alone at the altar. Again.

Between the shit-storm that was his relationship with Schlatt, and then the failed wedding attempt a few months back, he hadn’t had many positive experiences of being stood at the concrete table, waiting for a time that no clock could reach.

Or, more correctly, he hadn’t had any, so sue him for setting his standards low. Maybe this time he wouldn’t have to hold back tears after the second hour. Maybe the tissues he wore as armour would protect the open wound in his back from the inevitable knife that kept getting rammed between his ribs.

But that wasn't the point. The point was, that when the heavy doors creaked open again, Quackity didn't nervously glance at them. He didn't restlessly readjust the veil covering the back of his head. His wings didn't shuffle awkwardly behind him.

(He was getting better at lying to himself.)

The door slammed shut with an echoing bang, startling the avian. Usually, anyone entering or leaving did so quietly, slipping in or out of the small hall awkwardly. Instead, when Quackity turned to face the door, his shoulders slumped and he released a breath he hadn't realised he had been holding.

As the seated guests began turning their heads in alarm at the sound, Sapnap started his confident march down the aisle, hitching the skirt of his dress up part way through with a huff. Feeling his cheek feathers begin to fluff up, Quackity used all of his willpower to force them to lie flat.

God his fiance was hot.

Quite literally, too, if the faint smoke coming off his fingertips was anything to go off of. With a quick lick of his lips, the avian admired the way that the white dress accented his fiance’s features, watching the demon hybrid walk between the rows of chairs towards him.

White fabric exaggerating his pecs, Sapnap ungracefully dropped the bunched skirt as he reached the altar. If they hadn't been surrounded by both of his fiances’ family members, Quackity wouldn't have hesitated for even a second. As it was, his hand twitched with the urge to squeeze. He thanked God for giving him enough self control to not start groping his fiance’s chest at their wedding altar.

Wings twitching, Quackity met Sapnap’s eyes as they traced his body, smirking at the familiarly hungry look in his fiance’s eyes. Striking his right hip to the side, the avian suppressed a shiver at the wispy fabric of his own dress brushing past his legs and instead wiggled his eyebrows at the black-haired man.

Making a show of flirting like this made it easier for Quackity to ignore the doubts still present in the back of his mind, ignore the whispers of Karl forgetting again, ignore the slight tremble to his hands that had persisted for days and made painting his nails a much more tiresome endeavour than it should have been.

There were two of them now. Quackity could not be alone anymore.

Then, the door creaked open once more and this time the avian let himself look towards it. Sapnap turned as well, both anticipating the final member of their trio to enter the hall and join them. And neither were disappointed.

With the door falling shut behind him, Karl sheepishly grinned at the pair already at the altar. The dress he wore was the only one which reached the panelled flooring, trailing slightly behind him as he walked down the aisle towards the stone table. In his hands sat a small bouquet of flowers, yellow tulips and daffodils wrapped in a white cloth and cushioned by his palms.

A classical song Quackity couldn’t remember the name of played in the background, his thoughts fully consumed by the sight of his fiance in a pristine wedding gown rather than the odd musical choices one of the men he was marrying had made. 

If asked, each of them would answer that it had been Sapnap’s idea to wear the dresses. In truth, it had been Quackity who had jokingly offered to wear a dress to their wedding, a smile tugging at his lips as the brunette of the group turned to face him and determined that he would wear the dress, that he wouldn’t mind the white and his hair would clash against it less than the other’s black.

Then Sapnap had declared that they were all wearing dresses, and it had snowballed into looking at renting or purchasing prices and deciding that weddings were expensive.  The odd looks upon entering stores which sold dresses and instead being directed towards suits would likely take a while to stop staining the avian’s mind, but in the end the throuple were going to get married.

It ended in their meeting at the altar. Then something new would begin.

Soon enough Karl reached his two fiances, standing between them both with a shining grin on his face. A soft look crossed Sapnap’s face, and Quackity smiled in response, his heart beating wildly as he took in the sight of both gorgeous men in their dresses. God he loved these two so much.

As they all stood, watching each other with smiles on their faces, waiting for the ceremony to start. His stomach fluttering, Quackity couldn’t help the tears that brimmed at the corners of his eyes at the thought that after that day, nothing would be the same. 

Most people would call it a new adventure but Quackity hated that. He hated the uncertainty that threatened to taint every moment and the lack of warmth, a comfort that should fill his chest, at hearing the word and the idea of there being a risk. He could lose everything all over again.

But with the adoring look in both of his fiance's eyes, the avian knew that wouldn't happen. They wouldn't let it happen.

So this was it, the start of something new.

And maybe it sounded less exciting or romantic, but Quackity liked the security. He liked being sure that the fears running wild in his mind would never form in the real world. He would never be alone again.

Not for as long as he had Karl and Sapnap.

[omegamoo]

9? Also hiiii

9. do you cry? why or why not? i am the Biggest Crier Ever. half of the school saw me cry publicly. uhm. i cry during big conversations i cry at home i cry from sadness and stress and i cry in front of people and…. yeah. sometimes it feels gross when i cry during big conversations because i feel inarticulate and manipulative which the last bit is not true i just have anxiety

anyways hi yen hope you’re doing so good <33

[spiritunwilling]

Ok cool. For (currently) 0 dollars and your mailing address I will mail you things sometimes, possibly

This form should be anonymous so if u don't want me to know who are then I won't. But you can tell me. If you want. Anyways I don't know when I'll be able to but once I get ~10 pages worth of writing in whatever category you choose and can get down to a post office I'll send it over to the address you list. It may not be good writing. It may not even be finished writing. But it will be in your mailbox if all goes well. At no cost to yourself unless I get too many requests in which case I'll have to figure something out I guess. You gotta live in the US tho. Sorry. Contact me at @spiritunwilling or @honeyblockm on tumblr, braveyoungcowboys on discord, or alotofthingsgointothis@gmail.com if you need anything 

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[springatito-moved]

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