#hope that helps xoxo

[johnslittlespoon]

listen. is tonight's episode going to destroy us all? probably. will i be brainrotting to hell and posting a threesome fic to cope? undoubtedly.

[morgana-pendragon]

How are you feeling about Ivy being played tonight?

it's @j3lle's bday and she was there so i'm contemplating her murder

[purplegfdgirl]

Penis gluttony? Like, you want one that's YOURS or you want a ton of other peoples?

Penis smorgasbord

[sollunaastra]

My inner fandom oldie misses the smosh fan night crew I used to hang out in like 2016 with all the time. we played cah and board game online a LOT. idk where most of them are anymore. But with Ian and Anthony buying the channel back I kinda want to find them if I can, tho I know it’s so unlikely lol

If anyone remembers that then hmu, I miss y’all to this day

[noxious-fennec]

C!Q + vylette's fit from Jawbreaker

(aka an idea I've had for every conceivable holiday for months and decidedly couldn't put out on an appropriate date)

[syncast-err0r]

pick your poison.

[cuttingstone]

a good red wine should leave you in religious agonies

[twiddlebug]

twiddlebug I’m in love with a straight man (I am a gay man) please bestow some sort of wisdom on me

I dont know a lot about straight men but sweep netting is a very simple and commonly used technique for live capture. Just make sure you have a ziplock bag ready to put him in quickly so he doesn't fly away

[tsuchinokoroyale]

If he’s lookin for some thrills, ya hit him with the frills 🐠

[omgeto]

hi! i hope you’re doing well. i’m hoping this doesn’t sound too weird but i wanted to ask if you have any tips on writing smut? you’re works are amazing and i just wanted to ask :)

awwwww you think my shit is amazing and want writing tips from moi WOW I shall do my best since I still find my smut skills a bit iffy so some of the stuff I may say I might not even do but we shall see anyways.

READ SMUT: I think the thing that got me to write smut is just the fact that I wank a lot and read a shit ton of smut. therefore I internalise what I read more, and see the common phrases, tropes, plots, that other writes use that I can infuse into my writing. and no im not saying plagiarise and copy ect but im just saying the more you read, the easier it is to write.

USE A PLETHORA OF VERBS: so basically when it comes to me writing any type of fingering or like dick in the v a g i n a scene like try out using a variety of verbs to make your works more descriptive. my trusty little bag of verbs is mainly: charges, drives, forces, pushes, inserts, thrusts ect.

DIALOGUE: to make ur smut a bit more wordy and not as boring, use dialogue, since people talk when they fuck (surprise surprise) it doesn't even have to be a proper convo if you aren't into writing dirty talk and shit but just moans and groans and like gasps like some form of written audio to go along with the visuals.

MAKE SURE IT FLOWS: like try and find some form of the flow so the smut doesn't read as awkward, like if you're doing a short snapshot smut (like what I do in my "when you have sex..." series )then thats fine but in like actual smut fics, you dont need to have a serious plot BUT it does make it better to read when theres some form of flow. such as including some type of foreplay, then get them to fuck ect. and if ur doing a pure smut fic and struggling to find a plot, think of cheesy porn plots LIKE OLD ASS PORN PLOTS like the pizza delivery man that you want to tip but you end up taking his tip (hehehe im funny right) or like the plumber thats supposed to unplug ur sink but plugs up with pussy instead (am I eating with these or nah omg)

BONUS TIPS these r so unserious kinda sorta

dont call a dick a cock thats lame (this is purely a joke I personally wont be calling a dick a cock but if you want to you can you have my full support)

HAVE FUNN WRITING SMUT, LIKE REALLY AND TRULY IT ISNT THAT DEEP WHATEVER YOU WRITE. JUST MAKE SURE TO TAG UR SHIT PROPERLY, OUTLINE IN UR RULES WHAT U DO AND DONT WRITE IF U TAKE REQS AND STUFF AND THEN LIKE JUST WRITE AND BUILD UR CRAFT. CAUSE LIKE IF U LOOK AT MY FIRST SMUT COMPARED TO NOW ID PERSONALLY SAY IVE IMPROVED (even tho ive got like 15 works loooool)

[crippleprophet]

fuck it. self-care

[ID: a screenshot of tumblr content filtering with the terms outside, go outside, grass, and leave the house filtered. end ID]

[tartt9]

Go cry about it this is a public site people can reblog whatever the fuck they want

i'm sorry i'm giggling so hard at this. you really navigated to tumblr dot com slash tartt9, found my ask box, typed this message in, toggled the anon switch, and hit send soooo confidently. anon hate in 2024 like. okay babe...... have you perhaps.... seen the sun recently..... had a little treat..... not let a complete stranger's blog piss you off..... the block button is right there. block me. i'm gonna be spending my whole weekend giggling about this. anon hate in 2024 you're funny! you're very funny. congratulations on thinking you'd hurt my feelings with this ask that you sent at 7:54 in the morning. go treat yourself to a cookie or something today. anon hate in 2024....well done. bravo. i'm still laughing.

[brother-genitivi]

let’s play a fun game called: guess my favourite clone character. bet u can’t.

[star4daisy]

Do you happen to have any new rosekiller recs? Loved the ones you have linked.

heey when I saw this I was sure I didn't but after looking through my saved for later I found a few more heheh turns out I'm a rosekiller fic hoarder who never gets around to reading them 😭😭

the only one I've read so far and enjoyed sooo much is is it over by moonystoastandmarsbar

sharpshooter by heartnipnops (shameless smut I'm saving to read later heheh)

Glory & Gore by lxcuxex (I'm so excited to read this there's blood and violence heheh)

I Would Do Anything For Love by elysiren (apparently there's stalker, murder and blood so sign me the fuck up lmao)

[xbellaxcarolinax]

Hello! I don't know how many of you are gonna see this but for those who have sent in requests, I'm not ignoring you, I promise! I just have soooooo many to tackle and it's taking me longer than I anticipated! I will get to them asap!! Love you all xoxo

[arionawrites]

1. it’s my 24th birthday today, so my goal of being published by the time i’m 25 is now a one year looming monster, but i never specified what kind of published and am currently looking in various literary magazines that are recommended for writers who have yet to be published, so i’m surprisingly confident that i can make it work? and tbh even if whatever i write isn’t officially published before my 25th birthday, if i have someone in the process of being published then i’ll be happy!! no matter what though, i’m gonna try to be proud of myself for at least giving it my best shot!!

2. i honestly love that my birthday is on the ides of march because the ides of march meme shitposting is only a thing on tumblr but it also being my birthday makes it easier to like. be excited about the ides of march outside of tumblr. like even in person i can be like “it’s my birthday! i’m an ides of march babe (:” and if someone is like oh what’s that? or if they say something along the lines of oh like julius caesar? i can be like yep!! and even if it’s a small thing outside of tumblr it brings me immense enjoyment and amusement being able to bring it up off of tumblr

3. transportation situation has been very rough since june 2023 when i totalled my car, my gap insurance are being assholes and i ended up putting my foot down on the phone with them yesterday which i’m pretty proud of because i am NOT a confrontational person (something i’ve been working on this past year, so seeing some improvement with my ability to hold my ground and not be a pushover yesterday was very cool!!) i was told i’d get a response from them by friday next week no matter what, and if i don’t then friday of next week i will continue to wreak havoc upon them. but my moms car which i’ve been using since my accident broke down yesterday, hopefully it’s fixable but my parents were saying it might be done for, so trying to think of how i’m gonna get to work next week is kind of stressing me out lmao, but for now i’m just gonna focus on enjoying my birthday the best i can because i don’t want to start off being 24 with an overwhelming anxiety for something that won’t be a potential issue until monday. plus i already messaged my boss today to let her know that i’m going to do everything i can to make it work out but just so she’s in the loop and knows of the potential of me not being able to make my morning shifts (one of my coworkers said she’s more than happy to give me a ride for our afternoon shifts which does help relieve some of the stress!) and i told her i’d let her know for sure sunday so that if necessary she can have time to figure out someone to fill in for me in the mornings!

overall: life is weird and i ended being 23 yesterday with a shitty situation but a positive outlook and i am going to enjoy my first day of being 24 no matter what because honestly i fucking earned it. happy friday everyone, i hope it’s a good day for you and me both!