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everybody go home. this is my magnum opus
#HELP THIS IS KILLING ME#the original version of this had hua cheng in a ‘i have a CRAZY wife she hates STUPID PEOPLE and LOVES DOGS and im NOT AFRAID TO USE HER’#but if hua cheng was at midwestern gas station number 472 in the novelty slogan tshirt aisle#she for sure would get some sort of ‘your wife (woman symbol) vs MY WIFE (wonder woman silhouette)’#or ‘trophy 🏆🏆 WIFE’#or possibly a ‘return to wife if lost’#or ‘i have a SMOKIN HOT wife’#or ‘im the BOSS til my WIFE gets home’#or ‘5 things you should know about my WIFE: 1. she is my queen 2. she is a bit crazy 3. she can whoop your ass#4. she says whatever she is thinking 5. mess with her and theyll never find your body’#or ‘i go to work so my wife can COLLECT SCRAPS’#or even at worst. ‘ my wife is the PRINCESS the mouse LOST’#xie lian would be initially embarassed. but you know her ass would be wearing a ‘proud PROPERTY of an AWESOME WIFE’ shirts @ heaven meetings#or ‘i’m not scared of ANYTHING - my WIFE is a CALAMITY’#which was sold as a metaphor for your wife being mean and powerful. but she wears it straight.#or even ‘im not GAY but my WIFE is’ lmfao#anyway.#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#hualian#hua cheng#xie lian#hualesbians#modern au#tgcf meme#my art#art#tgcf shitpost#lmao#mxtx
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Small town William Wisp who knows the entire town and the entire town knows him, so when the little boy who used to run around the small park and through the fields with his friends changes overnight they notice. They notice his skin turn pale, not a typical winter pale that comes from lack of sunlight and being indoors all the time, but the pale that leaves barely a flush to the skin as if his heart isn’t beating like it once was. They notice his lack of energy, how little he goes outside now, they notice his heavy black hoodie even in the southern heat.
At first, they assume he is sick, after all the Wisp parents look stressed and concerned more often than not. It doesn’t help when the school year rolls around and people find out he isn’t going to the school in the town and is instead going to the city
They see absolutely nothing of William after that, but the Wisp parents look beyond stressed constantly watching the news the moment a mention of an attack on Rockfell is made. They understand it must be stressful to know your kid could be out on the street when the attack occurred. Must be scary to think they’re out with friends when some villain and superhero come tumbling through the coffee shop wall. they don’t know the real reason, don’t know they’re watching their youngest son almost die again fighting the villain of the week.
One day after a trip to the city to see their sons the Wisps come back visibly shaken, as though something is wrong, Mrs.Wisp will not stop crying and her husband stands next to her side attempting to help but clearly on the verge of tears as well.
Throughout these two years, strange things had been happening around town, kids reporting they saw strange creatures walking around town, people claiming they saw some sort of glowing blue wisp floating around, and sights of horrific monsters just standing at the edge of the forest surrounding the town.
Then a while after the Wisps leave again and this time they do not come back before their town is ordered to evacuate. People pack up as quickly as possible, as if in a trance.
When they return it’s hard to miss the damage in the area. Despite the work done by the heroes to restore the town blood stains a clearing close by, the sign is scorched, and the body bags, so many line the streets as they work to identify and return the bodies to their families. William looks different, way different to the boy who left. His dark hair is streaked with white, his once brown eyes a shocking blue, a slightly jagged scar runs down the middle of his face and neck, more dot his arms and legs, he seems to float when he moves, and occasionally a small blue wisp will dart around him.
So the town notices and knows that the little boy they knew is changed forever, they also know that he saved the world with the other teens who stand beside him, just as scarred, and they know for certain they hate the so-called heroes who did this to these kids, to the boy who played tag with their kids, to the boy who made sure to say hello to everyone at the church cookout, to his friends that he cares about so deeply.
This small town knew an energetic kid and awkward teenager, now they know a still awkward but more confident almost adult, they knew a 15-year-old who disappeared for two years, now they know a 17-year-old who came back different, they knew William Wisp, now they know The Whisperer.
#is this anything#idk#i live in a village so i kinda wanted to write about small town william#like everyone knows everyone type of town#i just feel like deadwood noticed something happened to him#jrwi#just roll with it#jrwi pd#prime defenders#jrwi pd spoilers#sorta??#william wisp#jrwi william#i love playing into the died and came back wrong trope#i mean i know coming back as a ghost is wrong#but i think it was more noticeable#like something was clearly off#i haven’t talked about jrwi in a hot minute#the hiatus is messing with me#and i’m crazy busy with work#but i’ve had william wisp on the brain for a bit so now you get this
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the world ep. fin will trailer - ateez
#im so sorry about the jongho gif it IS a hot mess#anyway i WILL be going fucking crazy about this until and after its out#mine#ateez#park seonghwa#kim hongjoong#jeong yunho#kang yeosang#choi san#song mingi#jung wooyoung#choi jongho#where does the colon go in this title i am too lazy to look
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Eugene was truly the best boyfriend. saw his girlfriend get broken up with, and immediately had a revenge glow up. Imagine being Cassandra seeing your ex girlfriend's boyfriend and he's wearing a golden choker with the just deepest v neck known to man, the world's sluttiest gloves, and a thigh garter. I'd have to give up then and there.
#Eugenes season 3 outfit you will always be famous#eugene fitzherbert#tangled the series#:v#He saw cass's hot catsuit and knew what he had to do#Also just to scream abt the series bc I just finished#absolutely crazy to me that they have set up since s1 that Eugene has pretty strong identity issues and it's never really addressed?#like s3 was low-key a mess I wish they just let cass be a villain don't have her be manipulated the entire time let her choose it at least#or like I'm fine with her being manipulated but I just felt like they didn't want to go to far with her character#and it made her feel kinda weak narratively#a lot just felt rushed#and I think we should have gotten a biiit more with eugenes identity issues#bc a lot of it in that episode was just a running joke#will say.#euegene/Rapunzel really carried that series they're relationship was the best written part#I would like cass more if they let her be a bit more unhinged#Her best moment was ''will you fight for him?''#Like yess queen expand on that more#Need a whole episode of her kidnapping Eugene to fuck with Rapunzel#Also sorry you were worth fighting for is downright one of the most romantic lines in the whole show#Also it's so funny to me bc Rapunzel is so protective over Eugene like cass touches him and she's just#SHES MIIINE GET AWAY FROM HER IT'S NOT HER TIIIIME
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marvel drives me crazy with hiring some of the same actors to play different characters but i love rdj so much that i’ll let him playing dr. doom slide.
i kind of get why he was chosen as dr.doom as dr. doom takes on the identity of iron man for a period of time, but like dr. doom isn’t tony stark. i mean idk how they’ll play it out in the mcu and i know they like all the alternate universe stuff so maybe they may play a “tony stark becomes dr. doom in another reality” card. but what would’ve been better than all of this is if they just didn’t fucking kill tony stark to begin with!!
#and the reason why hiring the same actors to play different characters drives me crazy is bc there’s so much talent out there like it’s ok#to bring in new actors for these roles…#the mcu lowkey a hot mess but rdj’s return has me hype#i need to get back into mcu era it’s been years since i’ve watched anything marvel#also does this mean we have potential of having pedro pascal and rdj onscreen together ?? bc i’m into that i need that actually#rdj#mcu#marvel#iron man#tony stark#robert downey jr#hall h#comic con 2024#comic con#avengers: doomsday#avengers#avengers doomsday
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The Minisodes are a Mirror
I've been thinking about the minisodes and how they are a mirror for the three part story we're currently in the middle of and I just wanted to collect my thoughts a bit.
#1 - The Clue/A Companion to Owls
This is a mirror for season 1. Crowley and Aziraphale joining together to defy Heaven and Hell to save humanity. There are a ton of interesting things happening in this episode. Aziraphale trusts Crowley not to destroy the children. Aziraphale eating that entire cow. It's insane, the gluttony of it. It means something about him and his connection to earthly things. They even use the ribs (that he licked clean btw) for their little ruse against the angels. For some reason it brings to mind the body swap in season 1. Aziraphale learns to possess a human(something he's probably not supposed to do, like eating) and use that new skill to fool Heaven and Hell. But the most important in this sitting together at the end.
So sad.
They're sitting on a nice rock that looks like a bench, as far apart from each other as they can get. It's a reflection of where they were in season 1: together but apart. An angel and a demon who go along with their side but only as much as they want. Not and Us yet (which they still aren't).
A few other questions I had:
Turning the goats to crows, why? Crowley has a crow statue on his desk in season one. Connected? A memento of that time?
Aziraphale says he is on "Gods" side. Is that a nice little side step that allows him to defy other angels but still be "the good one?" Or a foreshadowing of what's to come next season?
Crowley says the wine is from a "promising little vineyard" Châteauneuf-du-Pape perhaps?
All the angels and demons assume you can cause humans to fall in love with miracles, but Aziraphale KNOWS you can't. I wonder about that story.
#2 - I Know Where I'm Going/The Resurrectionist
This minisode is a mirror for the current season. It starts with Crowley and Aziraphale puzzling over a half naked Gabriel only to be distracted by a lesbian couple and basically ruin their lives by trying to help.
Look at that thigh.
Sure, Azripahle gives Elspeth a bunch of money, but we never find out what really happens to her. Not yet anyway. The more important part is the argument about doing wicked or immoral things for the greater good. The reuse of the name Dalrymple is interesting because it's a call back to The Thundergun of Witchfinder Colonel Dalrymple aka the gun Aziraphale tries to shoot Adam with. And it foreshadows the end of the season with Aziraphale leaving Crowley and going to heaven (something everyone on the internet is SCREAMING is wrong, including me!!) because he thinks he can do something good by it. But is it wrong? I guess we'll find out.
Some interesting things:
More foreshadowing? Is God gone? There is a conspicuous absence of the voice of God in this season, except for her half heard diatribe to Job. If she's around, is she only talking to humans?
Michael's Prophecy:
"There will come a tempest, and darkness and great storms. And the dead will leave their graves and walk the earth once more. And there will be great lamentations. (Everyday it’s getting closer)"
It's definitely foreshadowing the next episode, which is full of darkness and explosions and clouds and fog. But I think it's also a prophecy of what's to come in season 3. Just like:
#3 - The Hitchhiker/Nazi Zombie Flesheaters
I think this minisode is just one big foreshadow for season 3 and that's why it doesn't make a lot of sense yet. So, let's look at where the furniture isn't and see if we can guess some things? Feel free to play along at home.
But first can we look at the titles of these three episodes:
The Clue - A Companion to Owls. Is the clue the companion to owls? Job? Or is the clue in the meaning of owls: wisdom and sorrow? The Clue in the framing story is the song "Everyday" and a quote "I remember when the Morning Stars sang together, and all the Angels of God shouted for joy." The sorrow of owls is their song, the sound they make represents lamenting, so music might be important next season. (Didn't King David have something to do with music? Or is that just a song I know?) Crows are enemies of Owls and Crowley has a thing for Crows, the statue, the goats, the book he gives Muriel.
I Know Where I'm Going - The Resurrectionist. I know where I'm going can mean "I know what I'm doing" (trust me) or "I know what direction I'm going in" and that direction is to to Resurrectionist! It's literally what happens in this epsiode: everyone goes to the Resurrectionist in the past AND the present. Or maybe it's a metaphor for death, a place everyone (human) goes. Or maybe The Resurrectionist, who represents the Metatron, the moral quandary of doing bad things for good reasons, represents NOT listening to God or yourself (and thinking you know what you're doing), but falling for the lies of people who claim to be doing good when they're actually not. There is also the Ressurectionist as metaphor for rising from the dead and there is a lot of hints about coming back from the dead this season: Lazarus as a unit of measure, the word Ressurectionist, literal zombies, talk of a second coming, probably more stuff I can't remember.
The Hitchhiker - Nazi Zombie Flesheaters. So “The Hitchhiker” is a short radio play by screenwriter Lucille Fletcher. It was first presented in 1941 on the Orson Welles Show and was later made into and episode of the Twilight Zone. It's also the name of a horror anthology TV show from the 80's, which is fitting for this episode, because it feels like an episode of the Twilight Zone or a horror anthology story. Mostly because of the literal Nazi Zombie Flesheaters and a good dose of "be careful what you wish for" moralizing.
So what can this episode tell us about next season? I have a couple of thoughts:
We have the idea of human magic. These zombies aren't just anyone, they are occultist Nazi's that were meeting with Aziraphale in season 1 to buy books of prophecy. They particularly wanted the Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, reminding us that some kind of real human magic exists, and that these Nazi's know about it (and they are now undead Zombies roaming the earth). There is also the mention of Free Masons, a secret organization that may or may not be into the occult. I suspect we'll see some kind of human occult/magic in season 3. Which make's sense with the second coming because by some accounts Jesus was an occult magician in his day.
We also have human magic. The regular stage kind. Here it is used as a kind of trust fall for Aziraphale and Crowley.
So sweet.
I suspect the boys will be placed in a situation where they will have to trust each other or die. Maybe there will even be a lose of power like this time. But they will definitely have to trick someone using mundane means. All three minisodes are about tricks (and arguably the whole season), the three ribs turning into the children, the melting the corpse and stealing the laudanum, the whole magic show episode. There will be a tricks, illusions, making things seem like they aren't. If there isn't I might be sad.
#good omens#good omens 2#good omens meta#This is such a hot mess#hopefully I'm not just crazy#hopefully someone smarter then me can make something of this#I'm an eating up all the meta and it's fabulous#feral thoughts
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good afternoon 🏃
#r#cw bugs#NRH SIGHTING!!!!#you get this selfie of me added on before it self destructs in five minutes#the sweater stayed on for all of ten minutes before i had to change because it’s hot out#i’m cleaning out some of the trash the previous owners left along the fence line in the woods#just a bunch of rotted pallets and fence posts#and god.#there are tires all over these woods just huge piles of them it’s crazy#a mess.#i’ll definitely get in the pool here soon i’m sweating all over#but first ☝️ gonna do a quick ten minute walk
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I wanna play bg3 :(
#my sister's using the computer :(#I got busy with isat so she's been using it nonstop for like. two weeks.#and I'm pretty sure something got messed up because the fan is crazy loud and it gets hot#so like. I'm really worried somethings gonna break and I won't be able to play at all anymore#anyway. I just have a real hankering to play right now
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@greedbent poked this post for a starter! (。•̀ᴗ-)✧
Nothing had been the same since...that.
What was he supposed to do in the aftermath? The idea of getting another job, carrying on with life as if he hadn't...as if Manon hadn't been—
Rody couldn't do it. Just the thought sickened him. The world around him was different now, just like him: grim, hollow, unstable. The fire was still under investigation, so Rody used his meager savings to skip town and flee from suspicion. Even if he might have gotten away with it, he couldn't stand seeing that pile of ashes and rubble any more than he could stand seeing all the places they had gone together.
Her favorite cafe that she visited every week, where the staff all knew her by name. The streets he biked countless times going to-and-from her apartment. The movie theater where they had their first date.
It was all tainted now. Meaningless. Manon was gone. Rody was a murderer. So what was he supposed to do...?
He had no idea. But, all things considered, joining a gang seemed like as good an option as any.
Standing in the office of the head of such a gang, Rody couldn't help but think that this was the weirdest job interview of his life (which was saying something—he'd had some doozies). Was he supposed to write "CRIMINAL" in big letters on a piece of paper and use it like a resume? What other qualifications did you even need for something like this?
"Sooo how does this work, exactly?" He shifted his weight back and forth, trying not to be too obvious about avoiding the intense stare of the person across from him. "Is there an interview, or something? Do I tell you about my...'experience'?" Shit. That thought sure hadn't dawned on him until now. He struggled to continue with a mouth gone dry, "I-I don't, uh...I don't think I can do that. But anything else—? Fire away! I'm an open book."
#greedbent#《⭒✩⭒ || interaction: crazy in love (rody) 》#《⭒✩⭒ || verse: best served hot (rody) 》#AHH thank you for requesting this bby! B) TIME TO JOIN A GANG LETS GOOOO#he's like “I already committed atrocities ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ might as well keep at it”#he has crossed to the dark side so he's found someone who is all for that 👌#hopefully rody doesn't mess shit up TOO BADLY for kaz with his general ineptitude X'D#this dynamic will be super fun to explore!#thanks again honey! >w</ <3
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Taking my digital organization VERY serious this year
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dynamic i HOPE is coming across in fic is that on one hand colton cares SO SO much abt this being a good positive first experience and wants to take it as slow as kyle needs it BUT ON THE OTHER HAND he has this beautiful needy lil guy in his bed and the urge to just fuck him so so so stupid immediately is STRONG
#she speaks#fighting himself in his mind the whole time fr#kyle rly thinks coltons all on top of it but hes just better at hiding it than kyle#theyre both just EQUALLY NERVOUS its adorable#kyle: oh fuck this is my once chance to try this better not mess it up#colton: fuck this is my One Chance to fuck my super hot coworker you CANNOT scare him off by acting too crazy#she writes#idk how much of this makes sense. i hope yall are enjoying my ramblings as i TRY to write
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i hate having to deal with horses that are being badly managed lol
#like and i can't do anything about it. they've been stuck inside for days/weeks and we're all going crazy#friend said she's been feeding them twice a day because she's been working and told me i could do that if i want because three times a day#“isn't necessary” bro do you want your horses to start bleeding internally? cmon#i'm pretty sure he has chronic ulcers but hes only getting gutx (which she said worked for him in the past but they dont have good studies)#because she got tired of paying for gastrogard. which is understandable but like if you are feeding your hot blood stallion twice a day and#keeping him stalled constantly except for working him. he is going to get ulcers. i don't understand why people hate updating their#knowledge to reflect reality. i mean i do because many people have horses for the power trip etc but come the fuck on#i'm so frustrated lmao#anyway. i need to leave but i do not have enough money to do so at this time so i need to get a job but i'm worried about getting a job#because then i'll be stuck here with the job and i need to not be here. i did get myself into this mess and i feel like a damn fool#c'est la vie i fucking guess. does anyone have about two thousand us dollars they don't want#me
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recently ive been getting really sick of my neighbors i wish that i had a bunch of money so that i could buy up their houses and only let people i live live near me
#neighbors 1 used to be friends but theyre trumpies and also neglect and borderline abuse their dog#i like river hes not a bad dog but hes not trained well and is a very large and powerful dog and really really wants to kill my cats#and they just let him loose wander in the road wander into other peoples yards and hes trapped me and my mom outside because#he tries to force his way into our house if we try to go back inside of our house and i kinda dont want my cats guts splattered everywhere#neighbors 2 have a fenced in yard with a lab and a husky that they leave outside all of the time in their yard#as far as i know they dont have a dog house or even food and water out there and absolutely no toys and the dogs bark constntly#probably because theyre so bored outside in the hot weather usually without shade and no entertainment they bark at each other#or anyone in the yards of the neighboring houses or they bark at the door begging to be let back inside or bark at the windows#and theyre patriots too they got one of those huge skeletons last halloween and theyve kept it up ever since changing out the spotlight#for holidays which initially i really liked i thought it was funny but then for memorialday/july 4th they dressed in patriotically#and i hate america so . i hate them and how they neglect their dogs#neighbors 3 they are related to the one good neighbor BUT. theyre married (?) and they scream at each other arguing all of the time and#because of the geography of where we live it echos right to our house very loudly and it gives me anxiety and they have a kid or kids#who sometimes cry loudly because they scream yell at each other loudly i kinda hope they (not the kids) go to hell#neighbors 4 i . im not sure if theyre newer here but they also have dogs but so far theyve kept them on leashes i think?#except for that one time where their dog just. walked up to me. idk if they let the dog loose on purpose or if it was accidental#but recently me and my mom were outside messing with the garden and They are also a couple and were screaming at each other#also ! i love straight people 😍 please breakup or get a divorce or move away or go to hell youre fucking crazy people go to therapy#and then theres the people on super loud motorcycles or in super loud cars and then theres the other neighbors with the isra hell flag#and the other neighbors that i SUPER SUPER SUPER HATE and have hated for YEARS ecause i went to school with one and hes#racist as fuck i hope he dies or something. and because of them we dont even go down the road that way#they have free roaming animals that would go into the road and they run some ? atv repair or something out of their house and sometimes#completely occupy the whole road loading shit or something. like if you want stereotypical redneck assholes its them#and i hate all of these people so much. mutuals you should live here instead of them. its the blue ridge mountains its higher altitude#its pretty but sometimes it rains and causes something of a 'creek' to flow but were on a mountain so it flows down and away#and well sometimes the sewer smells really bad for some reason idk but like . its fine dont worry about it#and bears might drag your trashcans up the mountain but just dont leave food outside and they wont do that#we have a . shockingly beautiful ?? dumpster on the road too so its okay 👍#dear lird i just scrolled up and thats a lot of words . o well
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I might be one of those weirdo unicorns who hasn't read the core Vampire Chronicles (yet) but has read some of the later Mayfair Witches crossovers.
Which is to say i have a strange fondness for Blackwood Farm since it is unhinged in a completely different way from the rest of the series. At least Lestat's tale is spread out across several books; Quinn's backstory is just pure concentrated crazy.
#clingy doppelganger spirit that follows you from birth? check.#losing your virginity to the ghost of your ancestor's mistress? check.#your maker being a canonical intersex person from roman times? check.#a plantation with actual black servants in the MODERN day? check.#and that's not even mentioning all the built-in crazy from the Mayfairs#I'm just saying this book was a hot mess in all the best AND worst ways#I can't tell if anyone reading this just for the Lestat-adjacent stuff is missing out or dodging a bullet#Anne were you drunk#also did I forget to mention quinn's biological mother randomly being a COUNTRY SINGER for some inexplicable reason#the vampire chronicles#blackwood farm#quinn blackwood
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you’ve officially convinced me … luka doncic is fine as hell!!!!!!!
finally!!! i mean look at him isnt he such a beauty 🥰
#dumbass 6'7 i'll get u for making me get into basketball#YOULL PAY FOR THIS LUKA DONCIC#on the other hand#finally i convinced someone that he is hot#bc he is#watch his highlights and just vids of him messing around#its like hes an actual golden retriever its crazy
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