#hot robots

[missiva12]

Sentinel Prime? That's right. Some more sketches of this asshole.

[terriblyrenderedenigma]

On Transformers and Human soulmate tropes...

(i do personally attack starscream at the end, i'm sorry starscream lovers, i love him too, but he's just a sad, devious little guy.)

Just a little thought here, so, I love soulmate tropes. Depending on the plot, they can be really fun and take so many interesting paths as a medium used within storytelling, whether romantic or platonic.

But what i want to talk about specifically is Transformer x Human soulmate tropes. Like, you have this super sweet side to it where the bot can be like 'I have waited my entire life to find you, finally, I can hold you in my arms and we never have to part again'. Depending on the character/story/type of SM (soulmate, shortening it because I'm not gonna keep writing it out) trope of course.

Can I just say how...instrumentally fucked this is though? So you have this race of robots who live for, what is essentially millennia out in the wild unless they catch the smoke. Their soulmate ends up being this little creature that lives for 80, maybe 100 years tops before dying. -Unless we're going for some kind of mind switch body type thing, but we all know how that went with spike in g1.

Our beloved robo blorbos will eventually have to cope with the fact that their soulmate, the person or creature they're MEANT to be with via laws of the universe, will die a LOT sooner than they will.

This especially hits hard with the decepticons who, depending on continuity -- hate humanity already. Bots who've gone through so much, losing their home, friends, and their dignities; have to learn to put up with and accept this creature as their fated mate/spouse/conjux endura, whatever you want to call it- SOULMATE.

Then the decepticons just have to deal with the fact that they're going to lose this person too, just like they've already lost everything else and oh GOD. Maybe they choose to forget about them and move on, stay alone and mourn what could have been if the universe hadn't had such a fucked sense of humor. Maybe they choose to accept it, but never let their SM too close because they know they'll just be hurt so much more hurt when the inevitable comes.

Then you have to think about decepticons having to possibly protect their SM from other cons! From being taken and 'saved' by the autobots.

Imagine some bots or cons just flying off the handle, going crazy just to try and keep their human alive in any way they possibly can, afraid of running out of time.

(Starscream lovers forgive me for the angst)

And Starscream especially, Maybe he'd try. He'd have a great time, take a chance, and give it a go. But what if he's actually terrified? Maybe he'd also self sabotage a little, knowing the relationship will never last too long anyways; not in the short blink of time it would be next to his life. Maybe, he doesn't actually know what to do with himself in a positive relationship after being, i dunno, consistently dogged on by megatron and he freezes.

There's something actually good for him, and since he isn't sure how to receive or accept that fact, he's gone. And maybe he'll come back, but the cycle could repeat.

(Im sorry, unless you put a tracker on him and call his ass and really give him some therapy. get him some god damn therapy.)

But yeah. All around, the angst potential is immense for this stuff and it makes me sad to think about so I thought i would share it instead of just write about it in an actual fic because my character analysis and ability to comprehend my own thoughts is so shit.

Okay, CIAOOOOOO~

[gilbertgoosey]

why use stamps when you can just put in random ahh images into your intros?

[zeroizz]

GUYS PLEASE GIVE TIPS ON HOW TO DRAW TRANSFORMERS BODIES. I BEG.

[buggiegirlthing]

this is my wife btw

[dumblelik]

go to bed at night like normal people❌️❌️👎

draw a sexy robot until 6am✅️✅️💥

[thatzmemars]

I can’t with my Tia man I was talking to her since I haven’t talked to or seen in a while and I mentioned how I like transformers and she ask me, “Do you like transformers because they are cool or you think their sexy?” AND I START TO FREAKING LAUGH OUT OF SHOCK AND NERVOUSNESS BECAUSE 1 YES I DO AND 2 IM NOT GONNA SAY THAT OUT LOUD

And as I’m laughing and repeating no she just starts laughing at me and saying “Haha your blushing! You are into sexy robots!” AND IT MAKES ME LAUGH AND BLUSH MORE SINCE SHE IS SAYING THIS OUT LOUD TOO😭

But she wasn’t judging me tho so i take that as a win

[therising-boar]

A quick sketch of some guy with absolute disregard for proportions or perspective

[theannoyingquestionsblog]

remember lads no man can fuck you better than a robot could

[hello-quiet-one]

Anyway, because I’m a hot alien/monster/robot appreciator:

Cad Bane “The Book of Boba Fett” (hot alien)

Ainz Ooal Gown “Overlord” (hot monster)

NOS-4-A2 “Buzz Lightyear of Star Command”

(Hot alien monster robot - the trifecta ✨)

I need more, ladies included, bonus if they’re villains.

[missiva12]

Quintus Prime, Quintus Priiiiime. He's enough for everyone, guys, for everyone! Six arms were not given to him by Primus for nothing~~~

[gilbertgoosey]

robots.... gugshh....,,,

tiktok is gilbertgoosey

[oilhound]

Hot Robot #2: Grady (Aperture Desk Job)

Did you know Grady is one of the only cores to have hands? Personally, I wanna shake his hand. And fistbump him. And do all those cool, hand-y related things with 'em.. I get the strangest feeling I might shake his hand too hard and it'd end up falling off, though.

Ah.. this guy. You know, I didn't expect to enjoy him as much as I did, but Valve is just. really good at making charming people who never stop talking at me apparently. I loved the little section where you were shooting the turret and he was talking about getting matching tattoos and stuff. They could've made the game 30 minutes of Grady talking to you about random stuff and I'd play it.

[nicheageoldreference]

I haven’t uploaded this yet. Oopsies. It’s 404 but uglier! (Jk. He’s hot,) anyway. It’s him as a human. If that wasn’t.. obvious. I. Also finished this right after his birthday so (the 24th) so let’s pretend this is for that🥳

[beepboopappreciation]

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