Hi! I fully do not understand investing, but I’m going to follow the directions you and others give about IRA investments. The one thing that I totally do not grasp is the allocating the funs into an index. Isnt there a scenerio where the index loses money and by retirement age you check it out and it went completely under or something?
Hey kiddo! And welcome to the wide world of investing. You're on the right track by starting an IRA for your retirement.
Yes, there are people who lose money by investing their retirement fund. This happens when they retire at the same time a recession or stock market crash happens. And it's fucking unlucky timing.
If you invest $100, and the market falls to the point that it's worth $80, you will lose money if you pull your money out when it's worth $80. But after the fall, when the market recovers so your original investment is worth $120, and THEN you pull your money out... you will have made money!
In other words, timing matters. We explain exactly how this works here:
Wait... Did I Just Lose All My Money Investing in the Stock Market?
Now to address the second part of your question. You can avoid the risk of losing money by regularly adjusting your allocation. When you're young and many years from retirement, you can allocate your portfolio aggressively into higher-risk investments. Who cares if you lose money in the short term? As we explain in the link above, you don't actually LOSE the money until you take the money out of the stock market.
But as you get older and nearer to retirement, you want to lock in your gains by moving your money from high-risk investments like stocks to safer investments like bonds. That way when you get within a few years of retirement, you can kind of "protect" your investments from being overly affected by market fluctuations.
In other words: allocation is not a one-time activity. We explain this more here:
Investing Deathmatch: Stocks vs. Bonds
This was a big oversimplification, but we go into detail about all of this here:
Do NOT Make This Disastrous Beginner Mistake With Your Retirement Funds
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{ MASTERPOST } Everything You Need to Know about Investing for Beginners
Fundamentals of investing:
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The Dark Magic of Financial Horcruxes: How and Why to Diversify Your Assets
Dafuq Is Interest? And How Does It Work for the Forces of Darkness?
Booms, Busts, Bubbles, and Beanie Babies: How Economic Cycles Work
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Investing Deathmatch series:
Investing Deathmatch: Managed Funds vs. Index Funds
Investing Deathmatch: Traditional IRA vs. Roth IRA
Investing Deathmatch: Investing in the Stock Market vs. Just… Not
Investing Deathmatch: Stocks vs. Bonds
Investing Deathmatch: Timing the Market vs. Time IN the Market
Investing Deathmatch: Paying off Debt vs. Investing in the Stock Market
Investing Deathmatch: What Happens in a Bull Market vs. a Bear Market
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