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How to Pass a Nicotine Test if You Vape: A Comprehensive Guide

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Mr Fog MA8500 Disposable Vape Review

The [Mr Fog MA8500](mr fog ma8500 disposable vape) represents an exciting new release from the innovative Canadian vape brand Mr Fog. With a massive 17ml e-juice capacity and 8,500 puff rating, it's the longest-lasting disposable vape we've tested.

Overview

Auto-draw function

Fully adjustable airflow

17ml of 50mg nic salt e-juice

8,500 puff rating

Rechargeable 600mAh battery

Type-C USB charging

8 flavors currently available

I've been testing the Mr Fog MA8500 for two weeks now and so far I'm seriously impressed. The flavor, vapor production and battery life have all exceeded my expectations.

Keep reading for my full review on whether the MA8500 deserves a spot on our list of the best disposables.

Design and Appearance

The first thing you'll notice about the Mr Fog MA8500 is it's a large disposable, measuring 105mm in height and 32mm in diameter.

It has a tapered, duck-bill style mouthpiece and smooth marble-effect PCTG plastic body. The top section around the mouthpiece uses softer TPU material for extra comfort.

The MA8500 is quite heavy, weighing in at over 60 grams, but still fits nicely in the hand. It's perfectly pocketable despite the size.

Branding is subtle, with simple MR FOG and MAX AIR MA8500 logos. The bright colors and shiny finish definitely attract attention!

Easy To Use

True to most disposables, the MA8500 utilizes an automatic draw system - just puff to vape. The draw-activation worked flawlessly during my testing.

A single LED light indicates your puff count and also shows charging status.

The MA8500 charges via Type-C USB in around 60 minutes. It conveniently supports pass-through charging so you can vape while it charges.

Adjustable Airflow

Easily my favorite design feature is the adjustable airflow. The airflow ring allows you to tweak the draw resistance from a tight MTL inhale to a more airy restricted DTL vape.

I prefer a super tight MTL draw which closely replicates smoking. But the ability to open up the airflow makes the MA8500 surprisingly versatile for a disposable device.

Performance and Flavor

Let's talk about how this impressive disposable actually performs!

Across two weeks of heavy usage I've been seriously impressed with the flavor quality and vapor production from the MA8500.

The 50mg nicotine salts deliver a very satisfying throat hit and instant nicotine fix. Great for smokers looking to switch to vaping.

With the airflow almost fully closed, the flavor density is exceptional - far better than most disposables I've tried. The vapor is thick, smooth and packed full of flavor.

Cranking open the airflow unsurprisingly ramps up vapor production. The adjustable airflow really sets the MA8500 apart from other disposables when it comes to customizing your vape.

Lasting Power

Now to the most impressive stat - this disposable just keeps going and going!

After two weeks of heavy all-day use I'm still getting ample battery life and at least a few days left before it's empty.

Based on my estimated 700 puffs per day, I calculate about 13 days of total use before it runs dry, aligning closely with the advertised 8,500 puff capacity.

Obviously lighter users could stretch a single disposable out far longer. Even as a heavy vaper, getting nearly two weeks of use makes the MA8500 insanely good value.

Flavors

There are currently 8 flavors available:

Double Strawberry

Double Razz

Double Apple

Double Grape

Double Spearmint

Double Espresso

Double Peach

Double Berry

The flavors are simple one-note options rather than complex blends, but the "Double" branding signifies a high concentrate percentage for maximum flavor.

My personal favorite is the delicious Double Espresso. But the fruity options like Strawberry, Razz and Berry are all packed with sweetness and flavor too.

Apparently more flavors are coming soon which will be welcomed, although the current range covers a lot of bases.

Price and Availability

You can grab the cutting-edge Mr Fog MA8500 right now direct from the Mr Fog website for around $18 USD per disposable.

Considering I'm getting nearly 13 days of heavy use from one disposable that works out to incredible value at just $1.38 per day - far cheaper than smoking!

For even cheaper deals be sure to check pricing from third-party vape retailers as availability expands.

The Verdict

Pros

Great flavor and vapor

Fully adjustable airflow

Amazing 17ml capacity

Lasts for weeks of use

Easy and convenient

Fast USB-C charging

Great as an affordable switch from smoking

Cons

Only 50mg strength (so far)

Small flavor range

No PG/VG details

The groundbreaking Mr Fog MA8500 sets a new standard for disposables when it comes to battery life and e-juice capacity.

It keeps going and going without compromising on flavor or vapor production making it easy to recommend.

For smokers wanting an affordable and convenient switch, the MA8500 is a fantastic option. Similarly for experienced vapers, it's just a great disposable that outperforms expectations.

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What To Do With An Empty Disposable Vape Pen

What is a disposable vape pen? These single-use disposable vape devices come pre-filled with amazing flavors from different brands. These devices are ideal for transitioning smokers or vapers. No charging or refilling is required with the convenience draw activation. These disposable vape pen work by heating a liquid (containing nicotine) until it becomes a vapor you inhale. These are designed to be used once and then thrown away. They are usually very compact and easy to use, making them a great option for people new to vaping. Contents • Big capacity – It is the best 5.0 ml disposable vape pen for cannabis oil, has super big capacity, and customers always love big and cost-effective devices. • Eastman PCTG tank – These refuse to use regular PCTG material for the tank housing, always producing a pure and fresh taste, making it the cleanest and safest device ever. • Thick oil killer – It has 4 x 1.8mm intake holes, perfect for very thick oil, patent ceramic core to produce the best taste vapor. • Preheat function – With a button, it takes two clicks to preheat the oil. No matter how thick the oil is, it works completely fine. • Voltage adjustable – It has three levels of working voltage for your choice. Three quick clicks on the button can make it switch to 2.5V, 3.0V, and 3.5V. With this ability, you can adjust your best vaping experience. Empty disposable vape pens Here various empty disposable vape pens are available for wholesale, and it is the best place to buy disposable vape pens from the manufacturer at a very low factory price. Most of them are with large quantities in stock in the U.S, and one other INSTOCK provides the local faster shipping service nationwide. All of their disposable pens are made with premium materials only, and it doesn’t have the issues of clogging, or leaking, which brings you the best and the purest cannabis vaping experience. Types of empty disposable vape pen parts • Full ceramic cartridges – These are considered the cleanest cartridges among all different kinds of materials carts, and they are lead-free. • Full glass cartridges – It is also known as CBD cartridges. You have to unscrew the mouthpiece, pull it off, fill the glass cartridge with your oil (using a syringe or dropper), then replace the mouthpiece and screw it on firmly. • Lead-free cartridges – These cartridges have passed the heavy metal test; they are safe, clean, and lead-free. They are lead-free, leakproof, and top-level quality vape cartridges in the whole market. By the effects mentioned above of vapes, it is concluded that these empty disposable vape pens are not harmful to the environment as they are bought wholesale from the markets and are reused to make vape pens or other plastic materials. They are not harmful to the environment because e-cigs do not produce second-hand or thirdhand smoke. Moreover, they are environmentally friendly and cheaper than cigarettes.

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Just Two Boys In Love

~An imagine by leedosbunnyboy

Genre: Fluff

Pairing: Any male idol you want x M!Reader

Warning(s): underage smoking (DO NOT DO THIS, THIS IS FICTION!), cussing, making out, mentions of pregnancy, and dirty talk

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Just imagine...

Running down the moonlit streets hand in hand with the love of your life. Both of you resting against an alleyway dumpster as you struggle to catch your breath.

"You're a bad influence, hyung!" You whined in between exasperated pants.

"Oh come on (M/n), live a little!" He responded. Flashing you his million dollar smile while he waited for you to catch your breath.

"We could've been dancing at prom right now, but no! Mr. Horny-Pants over here wanted to cope a feel in the janitors closet." You complained. Currently replaying the look of disbelief and disgust on your English teacher's face after she saw both of you devouring each other's faces.

"Hey! Ms. Park did not have to go snooping around. 'The seniors should be dancing, not making out with the juniors'." He says in a mocking high pitched tone.

"Yah! Don't be so disrespectful, hyung!" You said and smacked the other boy on the head.

He pouted up at you before sitting down on the floor like a toddler throwing a temper tantrum.

"'Don't be so disrespectful-' 'We could've been dancing-' 'Mr. Horny-Pants'." Your boyfriend muttered to himself as he pulled out a cigarette and his lighter.

He fumbled to light it, but took a big puff once he finally did. After he took a couple huffs, he held it up for you to take.

"Hey, don't you know those things will fuck your body up?" You warned, but still took and huffed up the noxious fumes. You never really liked the bitter taste, which is why you preferred your cotton candy vape, but the tang at the back of your throat still got the job done to satisfy you.

You sat down next to him and leaned your head on his shoulder. A comfortable silence fell over the both of you. The only noises were the both of you passing the cigarette and the miscellaneous chirping of insects.

"Hyung?" You finally asked. Breaking the delicate serenity you were both sharing.

"Yes love?" He responded. Opting to extinguish the cigarette on the ground once he heard the tone of your voice.

"What are we gonna do? Ms. Park is definitely gonna tell the school, and then they'll tell my parents, and then I'll get taken out, and then I'll never see you again, and then-!" He cut you off with a chaste kiss to your lips. The bitterness of nicotine lingered in the kiss, but the taste of his cherry chapstick managed to cancel it out.

"Look. No matter what happens, I'll always love you." He said, wiping away the tears that began to pool in your eyes.

"But they'll never let us see each other." You solemnly said.

"Then let's run away." He boldly stated.

"You're literally crazy, hyung." You chuckled. Not really taking what he said seriously.

"I'm serious. I have enough saved up. We could run far away, find a small little house, and start a new life." He took your hands in his. "Maybe we could start a family." He said while lovingly stroking your belly.

"You say it like it's so easy." You counter. "And besides, we're boys. You couldn't get me pregnant no matter how hard you tried."

"Is that a challenge?" He quickly interjected.

"Are you willing to prove me wrong?" You challenged. Teasingly rubbing your lover's thigh.

"Don't test me (M/n)." He said, but was still returning the loving rubs to your thighs.

"Put a baby in me, sunbae." You whispered into his ear. Your breath tickling his ear. The hair on his nape standing up, as well as something else.

"Hey! We found them!" You both heard the familiar sound of Ms. Park yelling and realized you two had been tracked down.

"Let's go." You said and immediately ran, dragging your boyfriend by the hand.

"MOTHERFUCKING COCK BLOCKER!" He yelled back before running away with you.

Sure, tonight wasn't the best night, but you might consider it one of your favorite moments with the love of your life.

[alectoperdita]

Do you inhabit that slim intersection between Verge reader/Vergecast listener, Yu-Gi-Oh! fan, and Kaijou shipper? Then boy do I have the short fic for you! If you don’t (which is pretty much everyone that’s not me), please enjoy my most arguably niche AU yet. A meet-cute(?) featuring tech reporter Joey Wheeler and his big gay crush on tech CEO Seto Kaiba. 

Includes references to the current pandemic because this is centered around a real-life event that took place last month and vaping. So consider yourself warned in that regard.

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What could be more luxurious than rubbing elbows with tech bigwigs for three days at one of Beverly Hill's swankiest hotels?

LA!

Sunny weather!

Beautiful, rich people abound!

Well, the pandemic was kind of a buzzkill.

Although if Joey was going to be quarantine-bubbled in any joint, it might as well be at the fabulously renovated Beverly Hilton! Gag. He'd been watching way too many promo commercials.

Joey had been excited to come. Press passes, if you weren't already affiliated with Vox Media, were limited. He had been even more thrilled to be reunited in person with Yuugi, who had moved back to the west coast six months into the pandemic to be with his grandpa. It had been more than amazing to hug his editor/best friend for the first time in over a year after they both got the "all clear" from their rapid testing.

Now that Joey gave it more thought, Covid-19 was likely the reason their modest tech publication had snagged not one, but two press credentials. The pandemic loomed large over the conference even as people went around networking, sampling green juices, and taking part in early morning group workouts. Joey had seen photos and read tweets from the Before Times. Compared to that, all the sessions that Joey attended for work felt barren. The crowds were thin, exacerbated by how far the venue spaced the chairs.

Unfortunately for him, the nightcaps and hard boozing after the day's sessions ended didn't go away. Maybe it was more subdued than previously, but it was still far more than what Joey was comfortable with.

Oh, the woes of being a tech reporter that didn't drink.

Even Yuugi partook when prompted, determined not to let his lightweight stature deter him from prime networking opportunities. Joey never did, though, which made him the odd-man-out at every happy hour-esque event in his adult life.

He had his reasons. Damn good ones. Namely, his old man and fear of a genetic disposition toward addiction. Not that it was anyone's business why he didn't drink.

Which was why he was sulking and smoking in an isolated corner by one of the hotel's several illuminated swimming pools. He had to get away. He was about two seconds away from knocking out that WaPo reporter's teeth for hassling him about his teetotalism.

That would not have advanced Joey's journalism career.

He supposed smoking wasn't that much better. Definitely not healthier. But he'd never make a fool of himself when saturated with nicotine.

The nightcap wasn't a complete wash. He bagged a business card from a Verge reporter before excusing himself.

With a sigh, he checked his texts. Still no response from Yuugi, who must still be clearing the bank at some techbro's illicit hotel room poker game. He'd give it another half-an-hour, then he'd retire to his own hotel room.

He removed the vape pen from his lips and exhaled a puff of smoke through his nostrils. The pool's blue-tinted floodlights made the haze iridescent, turning dust motes in the air into tiny, glimmering stars. Joey took another banana cream pie-laced hit and amused himself by blowing smoke rings. They ended up lopsided on the most part, but no less pretty when they drifted over the pool water before dissipating.

A tall shadow moved on the edge of his vision. Joey ignored it. Several people, alone and in groups, had passed him since he made camp by the pool. Except this one came entirely too close for polite pandemic standards, stopping two feet away from Joey.

"Do ya mind..." He trailed off as he got a good look at who it was.

Tall, lean, and dressed entirely in black that he virtually melted into the shadows. It was too dark to appreciate the beautiful brown color of his hair, like coffee blended with the perfect ratio of milk. But his eyes—they were electric reflecting glowing pool at their feet.

Holy shit. It was Seto Kaiba. Seto freakin' Kaiba was standing next to him at a LA hotel pool for some reason?

CEOs were a dime a dozen at Code Conference. That was the point. You couldn't charge $7k a ticket if you couldn't deliver the goods. Hell, Joey even passed Elon Musk once after the welcome lunch, when Yuugi led him off to meet Marc Benioff. Satya Nadella, much like his company's products, seemed to be everywhere he turned. And though Kaiba was also a speaker this year, Joey didn't expect to see him until his panel on the last day.

With his vape pen dangling between his fingers, Joey gave the other man a stunned once-over. There was no doubt he was Kaiba. He was wearing his signature outfit: a black, form-fitting turtleneck on top of skin-tight leather pants that blended seamlessly with his knee-high boots with at least a dozen too many belt buckles. "Steve Jobs as a leather-daddy" as internet commenters summarized when he first came onto the tech scene. Some went further and declared him "gay flamboyance personified." But that'd never been confirmed. Kaiba refused to entertain questions on his sexuality. He didn't even appear to date, which would've also revealed something.

Joey hoped he was—gay, that was. It'd bump his currently 0% chance of getting with Kaiba up to a nice 0.1%.

Joey continued to gape with wide eyes as Kaiba pulled his black surgical mask down to his chin and stuck the thinnest and sleekest vape pen between his lips. Joey was mesmerised by those pursing lips, highlighted by a blue sheen from the ambient lighting. September LA nights were already warm enough, but Joey swore the temperature rose several notches.

The ring Kaiba blew was perfect in almost every way.

Then an overwhelming wave of menthol hit Joey. "Holy shit, dude!" he exclaimed before gagging. Tears sprung to his eyes. 

So much for not making a fool of himself...

Kaiba regarded him with a cool, dispassionate look. Joey tried not to shrivel under his intense gaze, but failed. Inside, he was screaming and dying. Fucking Seto Kaiba, frequently featured on Forbes' 30 under 30 and now Fortune's 40 under 40 and number one on BuzzFeed's list of the hottest tech entrepreneurs, probably thought he was a wuss. Seto Kaiba, who may or may not be gay and/or asexual but was certainly Joey's biggest homosexual crush since he first laid eyes on him on the stage of a CES presentation four years ago, must think he was a loser.

Maybe Joey should drown himself in the pool now. Could he possibly embarrass himself any more?

Then Kaiba opened his mouth and spoke in that deep, gravelly tone of his. "Are you Wheeler?"

For a moment, Joey considered coughing more and feigning the Rona. Or consumption like a Victorian lady about to pass out on a fainting couch.

Because on the one hand, Seto Kaiba knew who he was? And on the other, Seto Kaiba knew him! Joey couldn't decide if he was going to die from glee or shame or a horrifying mix of the two.

Kaiba furrowed his brows, his frown deepening when Joey didn't answer. "Well? Are you Joey Wheeler or not? You fit the description."

"Description?" Joey asked with growing hysteria.

"Scruffy but good-looking." Kaiba's gaze dropped to his feet. "You should spend more money on taming your hair than your overpriced sneakers."

Joey bristled. His Yeezy was his pride and joy.

Unaware of Joey's ire, Kaiba continued sourly, "Maybe your friend can help with that after he's done cheating Mokuba out of the rest of the pot." He exhaled another eye-watering puff of menthol-scented death. It almost looked like he was pouting.

The whiplash between annoyance and confusion and anxiety, the likes of which he hadn't felt since a 7 train nearly killed him when he tried to retrieve a review unit he'd stupidly dropped onto the tracks, made Joey nauseous. Floundering helplessly around his celebrity crush didn't help. "What's happening?" he asked desperately.

Joey jumped when Kaiba reached over and tapped the other end of his vape on the press badge hanging around his neck.

"I don't see how you can do your job as a journalist if that's the extent of your critical thinking skills. Fine. Your insufferable friend, Muto, wouldn't take an IOU so I could raise. Instead, he insisted the stakes include an interview for his sorry publication," Kaiba grumbled. "Done by you."

It finally clicked for Joey. "Oh my god, you lost to Yuugi. He's at your poker game."

"It's Mokuba's game, actually. But a deal's a deal. He sent me down here to greet you."

Damn, how did Kaiba still look so pretty when he was that sour-faced? Must be the lighting. Then the rest of Kaiba's words sunk in and blind panic broke out.

"Wait. Right now? I ain't prepped. I don't got questions ready!" he exclaimed. Joey needed at least three to five business quarters to psych himself up for an interview with Seto Kaiba. He might never be ready. He wracked his brain for a question—any question.

Only one came to mind, though. The only one he cared about at that moment. "Are you gay?" Joey absolutely couldn't ask that. Never in a million years.

Kaiba remained thankfully oblivious to his internal meltdown as he fished out his phone. With his vape pen clenched between his teeth, the CEO flicked open his calendar app and scrolled for several seconds. "Tomorrow. I have an hour after the lunch. Should I reserve a hotel conference room or will you?"

"No. No. I'll do that." He couldn't let Kaiba take care of arranging the details. Downright unprofessional. "Uh, how do I let you know where?"

Kaiba considered him at length before smirking and tapping something on his phone screen. "Email me," he said before pulling his face mask over his mouth and gliding away.

Joey's phone pinged. One new email. He didn't need to read it to know who sent it. He gave a shaky laugh and sank into a squat, hugging his arms around his knees. Eventually, he'd have to pick himself up and go prep interview questions. And yell at Yuugi for a while. Then thank him. But until then, he just wanted to breathe in the bizarre mix of menthol and banana cream flavors before they faded completely. 

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Closer (Vampire!Shawn)

a/n: Oh, hey! Long time, no see! This idea came to me out of nowhere. Hit me like a freight train. I made this edit and it nearly killed me so I had to write this. The title comes from the Kings of Leon song, HIGHLY recommend checking it out before or after reading this. It’s always given me vampire vibes. ANYWAYS, here’s a little Vampire!Shawn for you...I’m kind of obsessed with it. 

warnings: 6.1k (WHAAAAT?!) of vampire content, smut, blood, the works 

It was long past midnight and the streets were quiet. Even in New York City there was an hour, usually between three and four in the morning, where hardly anything moved. It was his favorite time to take a walk, especially now when his dry veins ached. Shawn stalked up 7th Ave, away from his townhouse on St. Lukes Place, and whistled softly to himself.

In these quiet moments, he remembered the city as it was, decades and decades ago, filled with far fewer people and much more debauchery. He let the old sounds of memories long faded fill his ears, raucous laughter and tap, tapping of horseshoes on stone. The opening and closing of club doors that poured a cacophony of jazz music into the street. The acrid smell of bodies and saltwater, cigarette smoke and too sweet perfume, crept into his nose. Scott and Zelda laughed as they walked on either side of him, Duke Ellington humming along behind, making their way to Broadway to see Josephine in her last show before she moved to France.

Josephine. Shawn paused along the deserted avenue and closed his eyes. God, he missed her. Passionate, committed, righteous...he could taste it all in her blood. The fire in her veins had reddened his eyes on so many occasions in those days. Iron mixed with prohibition whiskey. A shiver ran through his body as his canines lengthened. He ran his tongue along their sharp, defined points. Feeling the warm metallic tang of his own blood trickle down his throat, he relived the sensation but felt no relief from his craving.

Six weeks. It had been six weeks since he’d tasted human blood. Her blood. A day hadn’t passed that he didn't think about that night, the sticky mid-July humidity clinging to his cool skin hours after sunset….

The Trinity. The neon sign flashed outside above the bar. Shawn had always laughed at the name, the obvious religious connotations. It was a vampire bar after all. Run by two vampires who once served wine to King Henry VIII, the bar had settled in the West Village almost a hundred years ago. It changed names, the owners changed identities, but the clientele remained cold and thirsty all the same. The Trinity was low-key but exclusive, a semi-dive bar with a bouncer out front, hilariously named Vlad, a massive Russian man with fists the size of a normal man’s head. Shawn flashed his red eyes at him, the only membership card he needed to gain entry.

“Meat is scarce,” Shawn heard him mumble. He winced at the euphemism. Meat just meant live bodies, humans who had come willingly to the bar as potential sources of blood. At Trinity, humans received a card that allowed them entry once every three weeks. For vampires, it was the best way to keep the blood supply fresh and undiluted. For humans, it was a status symbol, an underground and privileged one. But it also meant that some nights were slower than others, especially after events and holidays.

Some vampires were less appreciative of human life than others. They saw The Trinity as a trap, an easy way to catch prey. Willing sources were so scarce that vampires often lost control and bled them dry, whether they meant to or not. Shawn was a little less macabre. He was old enough to appreciate the fragility of humans, old enough to taste the subtle differences in blood quality. Humans allowed into Trinity passed a blood test, so he felt they were best kept alive. He couldn’t find a drug and disease-free meal just anywhere. Yes, he fed here. It was like Whole Foods and real-life Tinder all in one place.

He took a seat at the bar, nodding over to a group of younglings, a little too feral to be trusted. A thick cloud of smoke poured over him from the corner, choking Shawn’s sensitive sense of smell. He coughed and waved it away, revealing a familiar old woman in the corner with gleaming red eyes and long white hair. She took a long pull from her six-inch cigarette holder and blew another cloud of smoke at him, obscuring her very vintage 1820s corset.

“Bonjour, Shawn,” she said at the end of her exhale.

“Madame LaLaurie,” he waved a hand to greet her, trying not to make a face of abject revulsion at the red drops falling from her chin. Propriety was not a concept familiar to the old ones. Neither was blending in. Her costume froze her in time. Shawn looked down at his own black jeans and red short sleeve button up, a pair of chelsea boots on his feet. He was thankful that he’d been able to live—well, approximate living—over the years instead of calcifying, turning into an undead corpse refusing to move with the passing years. Dropping his head, he tried to shake the image out despite the smoke still curling in the air.

A whiskey sour, his usual, appeared like magic in front of him. Not actual magic–witches weren’t allowed here–but out of the hand of John Somerset, co-owner and purveyor of The Trinity.

“Shawn,” he nodded, his London lilt still clinging to his accent more than a century after leaving England, “it’s a slow night.” Shawn turned over his shoulder and squinted in the low light. The room was large, the size of a small warehouse, with several alcoves and nooks for privacy. Maybe twenty people milled about, some eyes flashing red, usually paired with a brown or blue or green eyed man or woman. One of them, a vampire with ginger hair and small features, wandered up to the bar with a young man, perhaps just recently legal. The vampire’s long white fingers wrapped around the boy’s hip. John’s eyes narrowed over the counter.

“Kit,” he addressed the vampire in a low voice, “be careful with the young ones.”

“Oh, John, worry not!” Kit’s grip on the boy visibly tightened. He turned to his companion and nuzzled his nose, drawing a laugh from him, “Tyler and I are just fine!” And so Tyler seemed to be, his rosy cheek pressed to Kit’s shoulder, intermittently turning to press wet kisses to his neck. It was a familiar sight. Kit Marlowe was a notorious letch, but he wasn’t much of a killer. Young Tyler was likely not in any danger, but John Somerset protected his bar as if it were his child. No foul play allowed.

Shawn slipped off his bar stool, leaving John to harass Kit. Wandering around the red-tinged room, he nursed his whiskey sour and took stock of the options in the room. He lifted his nose and closed his eyes. In one corner, the strong smell of nicotine and vaping liquid overpowered any unique notes he could have made out in blood. He moved on, scrunching his nose. There were a lot of masculine scents, pachouli, leather, amber, bergamot, and while Shawn didn’t discriminate based on gender–a man could be fun if he was looking to dominate–tonight he craved something a little more delicate.

A hand grazed his shoulder and he turned, startled, bowed and ready to attack.  

“How dare y—”

A wall of warm jasmine and citrus crashed into him. It disarmed him, turning his limbs into rubber. She smelled like summer sun, or at least, what he imagined summer sun to smell like. He’d forgotten some time around the beginning of the Wars of the Roses, a hundred years after he’d last felt sunlight. He leaned into her palm, still resting on his shoulder.

“Open your eyes,” she whispered, her breath gliding across his face adding a touch of mint to her bouquet. He hadn’t realized they were still closed. He squinted, adjusting to the harsh red lights again, and looked down at her.

At first, all he could see was white. She was wearing white from head to toe. A white sheer top over a white lace bra, white pants with little tears in the knees, white pumps. The red on the sole of her shoes was the only pop of color. Her clothes fit perfectly around her curves, the cleavage she let show leading his eye to her long neck and the pulse point there, fluttering with her beating heart. Even with all that confidence, she couldn’t hide the rush of coming face to face with time itself. She was a mortal angel looking for trouble in this hellish pit.

After the initial shock, his eyes caught hers. They glowed in the low light, twinkling his own reflection back at him. She was close, close enough that he could see each individual pore on her face, unencumbered by makeup. Her skin was beautiful, taut over her cheekbones and flushed with all that sweet smelling blood. His mouth watered a little and his eyes lost focus as he took another deep inhale. He felt that tell-tale lengthening in his mouth with a shiver. He was so...hungry.

He wasn’t sure how long he stood there, vampires kept time in decades and centuries not minutes and hours, but he sensed her every movement. Her feet shifted; her heart pounded; her hands flexed and relaxed. He smiled and felt her heart pick up speed, taking her hand and turning it over in his palm to trace the blue maze of veins in her wrist.

“You’ve never been here, never done this before, have you?”

“How did you—?” She ripped her hand away from him, a proud tilt to her head, “I know what I’m doing.”

“Oh, you might,” he chuckled under his breath, tracing a cold finger down her cheek, satisfied at the gooseflesh that bloomed where he touched. “You’re certainly sure of yourself. It’s rare a human catches me unaware. How did you do that?”

“I think you were looking for someone,” the corner of his mouth upturned at her words, I was looking for you, “but I don’t usually hesitate when I see something I want.” She was so confident, he didn’t even think it was false bravado. Just pure adrenaline. He’d never met anything like her.

“So, hello,” she stuck her hand out formally, like she hadn’t already wrapped him around her fingers, like he hadn’t already made a place for her in his bed, and told him her name.

“I’m Shawn,” smiling, he took her hand and shook it, careful to control his grip and not hurt her. They stood there like that, hands clasped together, for a moment. It was long enough for Shawn to feel her skin under his fingertips and wonder if her whole body was like that, soft and firm and vibrating with energy, with so much blood. Her heartbeat rang in his ears, loud and clear as if his own heart had come back to life.

She reached up and pushed a fallen curl out of his face, “do you wanna dance?”

“I….don’t dance,” he shuffled nervously, all his smug self-assuredness gone in a second. Centuries and cat-like reflexes hadn’t improved his shoddy dancing skills and he really didn’t want to embarrass himself in front of his future meal.

“Oh, come on,” she grabbed at his hand and pulled, “everyone dances a little, even stuffy vampires.” He followed her, let her pull him onto the world’s smallest dance floor in front of a certified vintage jukebox. The Gershwins poured through the old speakers, sounding more like a gramophone than anything nearing modern audio quality. She yanked his arms about in a makeshift attempt at the Charleston, kicking her legs out at weird angles. He could tell that she could move, she just had never moved in the 20s in front of a big band.

“Okay, okay,” he caught her hips and stilled them, “that’s not bad, but it’s not the Charleston either.” He showed her how to rotate her ankles and add her arms, eventually just taking her hands and moving with her forward and backward, swinging his awkward legs around.

“See! You can dance!” she held onto his arms and stepped back and forth with him, “were you alive in the 20s?”

“Ahem, alive?” he grinned, “no, I wasn’t alive...but I was pulled onto many dance floors in this city to do the Charleston in the 20s.” Her eyes blew wide, the first truly human reaction he’d seen from her.

“So...how old are you?” she had stopped moving, too shocked and curious to concentrate on the dance.

“That’s a rude question!” He faked indignance, slapping his palm to his chest. She snorted, crossing her arms and jutting her hip out to the side.

“If I’m going to let you drink my blood, you could at least tell me how old you are!” His mouth fell open. The unspoken arrangement between vampires and humans at The Trinity was just that—unspoken. He’d been coming here for decades and no one had ever been so bold. He tried to think back to the last human who had ever demanded something of him, especially something so sacred as his age, and was coming up blank. She was serious. Moxie, they used to call it. She was overflowing with it.

Fuck it. His sigh would have been more dramatic if his chest still moved with his breath.

“I was born,” he took a deep bow, his curls flopping forward toward the floor, “in the year of our Lord 1322.”

“Oh my God,” she gasped. He watched as she did the quick math, the cogs spinning behind her eyes as they grew wider with the realization that he was—

“Seven hundred.” She wavered and he stepped forward to steady her, let her lean into his side and breathe through the shock. She looked up at him and reached for his face, but he caught her hand first and held it to his chest.

“Well, I'm 697. The big 7-0-0 is a few years away.” He grinned, his fangs just peeking out from behind his cold lips. If he could blush, he would have in that moment. With her proximity came another wave of jasmine, mixed with something else, something much more feminine and earthy. He leaned down and touched his nose to her jawline, grazing it slightly and inhaling deep. It was heady. He could tell she felt it too. Her head tipped back and invited him in. His body stirred in a way it hadn’t in a very long time.

In another, more feral, life, he would have taken her right there.

“Do you want to get out of here?” he panted, a memory of humanity rather than a need for breath. She released the tension in her body, having braced for the bite he wasn’t ready to give.

“Jesus fuck, yes,” she nodded. He wondered how long she’d been waiting for him to ask. If he had to bet, he’d say before she even laid a hand on him. They gathered their phones, checked at the door, and headed to the street.

“Excuse me, miss!” Vlad called as they passed. He locked eyes with Shawn, “sorry, Shawn, you know it’s protocol.” Shawn shrugged and nodded, presenting her to him.

“Hello, miss, I just need to make sure you’ve consented to leave with him,” he focused on her neck, at the pulse beating loud and clear there, an almost foolproof lie detector test.

“Yes, I agreed to leave with him,” she looked back at Shawn, steady as a rock, and he nodded, bracing for the next bit. The bit that caused panic in the faint of heart and had lost him many an evening meal.

“And you understand that The Trinity is absolved of any liability for any injury that might befall you after you leave here.” Shawn heard her heart kick up a little but she stood her ground, swallowing loud.

“Yes, I understand.” She nodded, holding out her hand to shake on it. Vlad’s eyes lit up with amusement, taking her hand in his much larger one and shaking. Apparently her charm worked on even the most sullen of bouncers.

“Okay, miss. You’re good to go. Have a good evening,” he tipped his head and glanced past her shoulder at Shawn, “take good care of this one.” Shawn gave him a two-finger salute.

“See you, Vlad!” She waved cheerfully, grabbing Shawn’s hand and rushing into the night. He hailed a cab, impatient to get back across town. It was late and he wanted to enjoy the rest of the night, he had a feeling he wasn’t going to want it to end.

When the cab pulled up to his six-story Greenwich Village brownstone, he was tracing patterns on her knee, the rip in her jeans the only skin available to him. She looked out the window, letting out a giggle before slapping her hand over her mouth.

“You have to be fucking joking,” she crawled out of the cab, the tiniest clutch he’d ever seen in her hand. She let him lead her up the steps to his door, her neck craned all the way back to look up.

He let her inside and shut the door, their shoes echoing off the cool black and white tile. He’d watched this house be built in the 1850s, had snatched it off the market then and there. Over the years, he’d moved around. Europe, Asia, Canada, but he always came back here. His best memories were in this city, so he called this house home.

It was covered in relics from the past. A savonarola chair from the 16th century in the corner. An original Thomas Gainsborough portrait of himself hanging in the entryway. A suit of armor, the one he was wearing when he began this new life after death, stood at the top of the stairs. He turned and watched her study the portrait.

It was provocative for the time. Shawn had foregone a powder wig in favor of his curls, wild and unkempt in a halo around his chiseled face. It had been a challenge for Thomas, so used to the round and cherubic faces of the time, his brushstrokes not suited for a man with so many angles. She looked back at him and pointed, raising her brow, and he nodded.

“Yes, Thomas made me sit for hours upon hours for that,” he moved to stand behind her, his hands busying themselves along her ribs, “thank God it made it through the Blitz.” She leaned back into him, becoming breathless at his ministrations. His fingers pulled at her sheer top, freeing it from her jeans to allow his hands underneath against the bare skin of her stomach.

“Your hands are so cold,” she gasped. He brought his lips to her neck, leaving a trail of chaste kisses along her carotid.

“I know a way,” he traced the artery with his tongue, “to warm them up.”

“Oh?” She pushed her hair over her other shoulder to expose more of her long neck to him. He smiled against her skin and turned her to face him. God, she was beautiful, so fucking full of life. Had there ever been anyone who stirred him like this? He lifted her from underneath her thighs, wrapping her legs around him.

“Not here,” he nipped at her jaw, enjoying the squeak that left her in surprise, “no one bleeds in my entryway.” He carried her up the stairs, never panting, never stumbling. Even without his eyes as a physical marker of his Otherness, no one living could watch him and not know he wasn’t exactly human. He’d been vampire for so long now that it was all he knew.

They watched each other with every flight he climbed, eyes locked. His pupils were blown wide, anticipating the coming high. She pushed her hair out of her face and bit her lip, the only outward sign of nervousness he’d seen. When they reached his bedroom, spanning a whole floor of the house, her heart was pounding against his chest. He pressed her against the wall, still holding eye contact.

He finally broke away to lay his head against her chest. The sound of her heartbeat consumed him. Her skin burned his cheek. His fangs ached. He felt the rhythmic pumping of blood course through her body, around his neck in her wrists, around his waist in her thighs, and lower as she slid down on the wall and he pressed his cock to her pulsing heat. A growl escaped him, deep and animalistic.

He couldn’t find her mouth fast enough.

Their mouths collided, teeth and tongues, harsh breath and feral moans. He sucked her citrus-soaked breath into his lungs, drunk on her scent. She slid her fingers into his hair at the nape and guided him deeper into her mouth. She sucked on his lower lip, dangerously close to his exposed fangs. Biting gently, she pulled a groan from him. He backed away from her, letting her legs fall from around his waist. She tried to catch her breath, hands braced behind her against the wall.

The air between them crackled with opposing energy, hot and cold, alive and dead, predator and prey. When they collided again it was desperate, a labyrinth of hands and arms and legs tearing off clothing. She popped most of the buttons on his shirt trying to get it off. He accidentally ripped two more holes in her jeans trying to force them down her legs. With each barrier removed, more skin was revealed. Neither of them could stop touching, the urgency overwhelming them. Her skin was butter soft, even under his sensitive fingertips. If he could burn, he thought her hands might be leaving hot welts on his skin. Both in their underwear and nothing else, Shawn stepped back, perching himself on the edge of his massive bed.

“Come,” he beckoned. She stalked toward him, her perfect breasts bouncing with each step. He bit back a whimper. There hadn’t been a woman in his bed in years. He had almost forgotten what perfect creatures they were, all curves and softness, warmth and femininity. Reaching out, he pulled her thighs toward him. She straddled his lap, knees planted in the plush crimson red duvet. He cupped her face with his hands, running the pads of his thumbs over her cheekbones .

“Are you sure you want to do this?” he looked at her unblinking, letting her have all the time she needed to be sure. “If you want, you can get dressed and leave right now and never see me again.”

“No!” she cried, digging her nails into his sides like he was the one preparing to flee, “I mean I’m sure. I don’t want to leave.” She scratched at his cold skin, a soothing gesture. He pressed a kiss to the valley between her breasts, right above her heart. He let it beat against his lips, feeling the pebbled gooseflesh bloom on her skin, slowly trailing upward toward her neck. Her breathing was ragged, audible in the quiet of the room. She weaved her hands into his curls, tugging them impatiently. Smiling against her skin, he finally reached that pulse point he’d picked out earlier in the entryway. He cradled her head to the side, exposing the vein in her neck, thick and throbbing. He inhaled, running his nose from her shoulder to her jaw. Her scent was so strong. The citrus exploded in notes of lemon and tangerine. He wondered if she tasted like it.

His fangs broke skin.

Blood burst from her. Two streams of thick, hot life poured into his mouth. He battened onto her neck and suckled, his eyes fluttering shut, softly moaning against her. Colors exploded behind his eyelids, a kaleidoscope of yellow and orange and white, lemon and tangerine and jasmine. His arms curled around her, pressing her into his chest, farther into his mouth. Her whole body was vibrating with the force of her moans, her hands in his hair like a vice grip.

Her blood was liquid fire in his mouth, burning him from the inside out. He could feel the warmth returning to his fingers, a rusty pulse beating in his calcified heart. It was a hollow imitation of what being human felt like, full of faded memories that came back to life in an instant and then died again. A woman with flowers woven into her hair, a pale blue shift clinging to her nervous frame. A battle raging in a war he didn’t choose to fight in. A priest praying in Latin over the lifeless body of an infant.

Shawn’s eyes flew open.

He released her, taking harsh gulps of air, his seldom used lungs brought back to temporary life. The unbidden memories dissipated as quickly as they had come, but they left him disoriented. He fell back against the mattress, his fingers trembling against her thighs on either side of him, and looked up at her.

Her head was thrown back, chest heaving like she’d run a marathon. He winced at her neck. The puncture wounds were neat, he wasn’t an animal fresh from the Quickening, but he’d left blood smeared on her shoulder. She was still bleeding, two crimson rivulets pooling at her collarbone.

A high tinkling laugh startled him. Her face was flushed with exhilaration, the adrenaline rush overpowering the blood loss. She leaned over, placing a hand on his bare chest.

“It’s beating!” she exclaimed, wonder and confusion swimming in her eyes. He blinked at her, bleary-eyed and unsure if he could open his mouth to speak.

“Only for a little while,” he scratched out, his throat still burning from her citrus-flavored blood, “it will fade in a day or so.”

“Then will you feed again?” she looked down at her fingers, scratching lightly through his thin dusting of chest hair.

“No,” he took one of her wrists and kissed it right where her pulse beat strongest, “I only feed once every few months. This feeling, the heartbeat, it can be addicting for my kind. I try to ration as long as I can to fight the craving.” He looked over at his curtained window, checking the time. It was still dark as pitch, plenty of time left in the night with her.

“What are those?” Her fingers touched the two freckle-like spots on his neck. He hissed. She looked at him, alarmed at the sound. Quick fear made her pupils retract into pinpricks, but they relaxed as soon as he reached up to cup her cheek.

“Shh, it’s not you; they’re just sore,” he stretched his neck to the side to give her a better view. “It’s my change mark, the impression left by the vampire that created me. When I feed it aches as the first day I received it.” He didn’t know why he was telling her this. It wasn’t like him to divulge personal details about his life to take-out from The Trinity. Then again, he didn’t usually take his meal home, either. There was just something about her...he couldn’t name it. He just knew he didn’t want her to go away.

She shifted on top of him, brushing his lap. His eyes widened. She was wet. So wet that he could feel it seeping through his own boxer briefs. He took a breath to steady himself, but that only brought him musky waves of her arousal. His hands grabbed at her hips to still her.

“I can smell you,” he moved underneath her, making sure she could feel him. He was painfully hard, straining underneath the two layers of thin fabric keeping him from feeling her, from losing control completely. She gasped, bracing herself against his chest and smiling, blood rushing to her cheeks.

“You could do something about that,” she teased, running her thumbs over his hard nipples. Everything was sensitive; everything was hard, his whole body teeming with energy and life after taking his fill of her. His need for nourishment had been satisfied, leaving him with a different kind of hunger, one he was sure she was feeling too. She fought his hold on her hips and ground down on his lap pointedly.

He flipped them, loving the sound of her squeak at his display of easy strength. Her hair spread out in a halo against his duvet, making her seem more angel than human. He ducked and pressed a kiss to her lips, a quick taste before he stood to rid himself of his underwear. She lifted herself up on her elbows to look at him, finally naked in front of her. Her eyes darkened in the way that only a human’s can, in that moment when they’re most animal.

“Are you coming?” She welcomed him between her legs, feet flat against his mattress and knees spread, her pretty white lace panties practically translucent against her soaking slit. He reached behind her to the bedside table and dug a condom out of the drawer.

“Not yet, but you will be soon,” he rolled it down his length. Her eyes rolled and she fell back against the bed, too turned on to be annoyed at his bad joke. He braced himself above her, leaning down to nuzzle the mark he’d left earlier, licking at the blood still clinging to her chest. It was cold, devoid of life but still rich with her taste. She mewled, lost somewhere between pleasure and pain. He pressed a final kiss to his bite, the tang of her blood still clinging to his lips.

“Shawn,” she clawed at his back, wrapping her legs around his waist and lifting her lips to his ear, “please.”

He growled, pushing inside to the hilt in one stroke. They both cried out, his head falling forward to mouth at her chest. She threaded her fingers into his hair to hold him, breathing through the stretch of him inside of her. With her arousal, the floral, fertile jasmine scent of her overwhelmed him. It rippled off of her, filling his bedroom. He slowly moved in and out, a lazy rhythm to prolong the closeness. He could have moved like that for hours, giving her just enough pleasure to keep her on edge but never sending her over. But she’d given him what he’d wanted, given him part of herself, shared what makes her alive to give him a fleeting glimpse of what that felt like again.

“Harder, baby,” she moaned. He bristled at the pet name, fucking her into the mattress harder, his hips colliding with hers over and over. They both panted profanities, her back arching and pushing her breasts into his chest. He took one of her nipples between his lips, flicking the hard bud with his tongue. The salty sweetness of her skin filled his mouth. She started to tremble beneath him, her arms clinging to his straining biceps.

“Shawn,” she looked him in the eye, her words punctuated by his relentless thrusting, “fuck...I want….you…to bite me again.”

He didn’t argue.

His fangs found a home just beneath her breast, her sweet blood, fragrant with her passion, erupted into his mouth. She screamed her release, pushing her body as far into him as she could, until he fell over the edge with her. He drank from her until they were both more blood than bone, until her limbs went limp and he couldn’t hold her up anymore. Images flickered in his memory, the same ones from before, the ones that usually made him gasp in the pain of dead memories, but he was so fully sated that they couldn’t touch him. He collapsed beside her, eyes closed and gasping for breath.

Her fingers traced his wet lips and slipped inside his mouth. They were covered in her blood. He turned to look at her as he sucked them clean and marveled at her hooded eyes, dark with the erotic sight before her. He released her fingers with a pop, swirling his tongue around the tips and smiling at the moan he elicited.

“That was…” she started.

“Incredible,” they both laughed.

Shawn crawled off the bed with unsteady legs. It was a drunk sort of walk, he hadn’t had human blood straight from the source in so long, hadn’t been fucked back to life in even longer. The intoxication was acute, the world a little more saturated and loud. He flipped the light on in his bathroom to grab a towel and discard the condom. Catching his reflection, he stopped quick. He’d almost forgotten what it looked like when he fed. His flushed complexion returned, rosy cheeks and chest colored with fresh blood under his skin. His chest moved, his heart pumping for the first time in six months. He’d gone so long without feeding this time. Too long.

He dabbed the towel at her shoulder and her breast, thankful for the enzymes in his mouth that quickened the healing. The blood around the bites had already coagulated, leaving a bit of a mess behind, but at least she had stopped bleeding. When all the excess blood was gone, she was left with four neat wounds, each smaller than the head of a pin.

“There. You might be sore for a couple of days but they should heal quickly,” Shawn instructed. She nodded, looking a little miffed about what to do next. It was the body’s natural instinct to fight or flee under the eyes of a predator, but he could tell she wanted to do neither.

“Do you…” he hesitated, he’d never done this before but he wasn’t ready to let her go yet, “do you want to sleep here? With me?”

She answered his question by burying herself in his sheets, all still pristine white underneath his red duvet. Not one drop of blood had spilled onto his bed. He crawled in after her, opening his arm to let her curl into his side.

“You really are warm now,” she wondered aloud, playing with his fingertips in between her own.

“All because of you,” he kissed the top of her head, an intimate gesture, but no more intimate than claiming her blood for his own, “now sleep.”

So they slept. He slept hard, his body surrendering to real rest for the first time in months. The dreams that usually plagued him after feeding were absent. His old life, his human life, didn’t come back to haunt him. His wife, his child, the wars he’d waged for men with too much power and no care for human life, all stayed dead. She chased it all away with her warmth and her jasmine scent and her citrus blood.

He didn’t know if it was hours or days later when he woke up to an empty house, her scent still desperately clinging to his sheets. All he knew was that she was gone and all he had was her name.

Lost in thought, in the memory of her, he found himself in front of The Trinity. He’d come here a couple of times, looking, hoping to see her again, but he’d given up. It wasn’t usual for him to ever revisit a human twice. In fact, he could only name a handful of women he’d had more than once. But she wasn’t coming back. He’d thought back on that night so many times and thought of all the things he could have done wrong, but in truth, he was a vampire and sometimes that was enough. He was too old, too mature to let a human consume him like this.

Vlad waved him in and he sat in his usual place at the bar nursing his usual whiskey sour. John chattered about some event he was hosting. Some kind of political thing, Alex Hamilton was expected to show. Shawn really hated him. Still a fucking hot head like he was in life. It had only gotten worse since the musical. If only people knew how many times the real A. Ham had been in the audience.

It was near closing time when John decided to shut up about vampire politics and let Shawn sulk in peace and quiet. He’d been so careful the last decade to temper his thirst. He went longer and longer and longer between feedings, meticulous about who he fed on and where. No personal life, no invitations, no sex.

She’d broken all his rules and then she’d just left him. It was just one night. One night that he’d never forget. He sighed, slumping over his third whiskey sour and hoping that tomorrow he’d be less pitiful. He needed to call it a night. Nodding at John, he laid down some cash and slid off his barstool.

Fingers grazed his change mark. He jumped near out of his skin, whipping around only to be knocked over by the familiar floral and citrus that he’d been looking for.

It was her.

“Shawn?”

*****

I mean like....I have to continue this, right?

(btw, his brownstone townhouse is a real place on the market for a cool $20 million rn) 

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[hey-im-trash-and-better-than-you]

advice for new high-school freshmen!

just some stuff I learned since school is starting soon

1. Take advantage of opportunities!!: I had the opportunity to take an AP class freshman year and I’m so glad I did because it helps you get an idea of what the workload is like and you’ll be able to see if you can handle it before you take like a whole schedule full next year and then find out a few weeks in that you’re miserable. If you wanna take online classes for some required classes that you don’t want to take up schedule space with, go for it!

2. YOU DON’T NEED TO DATE!!!: you really don’t. if you need somebody else to feel validated I suggest you go get help. if you want to date, go for it, but if you don’t, don’t feel pressured to. you have your whole life to find love, and most love you find in high school generally won’t last, as well as it being a distraction to more important things. also, don’t make out in the hallways because it’s gross and to that one couple at my school who keeps making out literally on the staircase: I hope you get mononucleosis (but not really but actually stop)

3. If you guys have homecoming or other school dances, don’t be afraid to go alone!: or at least don’t be afraid to go without a date! I went by myself and ended up hanging out with my friends there and I had probably a much better time than my other friends who just had to stay with their date.

4. don't vape. DONT VAPE. D O N T V A P E. DO NOT VAPE!!!: don't vape, don’t Juul, don’t whatever the hell else, don't pass go, do not collect 200 dollars. trust me, you don’t look cool, you honestly look like an asshole, you smell like an artificial fruit factory threw up on you (which does not smell good), and if you get caught you can get in seriously deep shit. It’s also so bad for your health! don't take “healthier than a cigarette” as “this is healthy” It still has nicotine in it which can mess you up. like just because thin crust pizza is probably healthier than a deep-dish pizza, it doesn't mean it’s healthy! same goes with vaping. It’s something for people already addicted to nicotine, and as a freshman, in high school, I hope you are not addicted to nicotine.

5. SLEEP!: don’t even bother pulling all-nighters to study, because you’ll be tired the entire day, and if you don’t sleep, your brain doesn’t have time to process all that info, meaning you’ll literally forget it all by the time you get to the test. I had friends who stayed awake for days straight studying and then ended up getting some of the lowest grades I’ve ever seen. I do agree I’ve pulled all-nighters, but I’ve never felt good afterward and I’ve only done it in really dire situations (like finishing a project that was 20 percent of my exam grade)

6. EAT!: at LEAST twice a day. preferably one of those should be breakfast, but if you can’t get that in, try to eat lunch and dinner. it doesn’t have to be anything huge (i tend to eat small breakfasts (if I eat it at all) and dinners and eat a large lunch) cuz if you don’t you’ll get headaches and you’ll be distracted because you’ll be too focused on the fact that you’re hungry

7. Join a club!: or do a heavily group-oriented class. Band, Orchestra, Choir, Theatre, Debate, whatever. It’s a really good way to meet people. in my orchestra this year I made so many friends that I wouldn't have met otherwise (not to mention they can look really good during college applications a few years down the road)

8. Don’t be an asshole to your teachers. They can control your grade and your experience in their class. don’t get on their bad side. And in the end, if you fail because you weren’t listening or you kept talking in class, don’t blame it on your teachers, because they tried. and in the end, when you realize you’re going to fail, don’t go sucking up to your teachers hoping they’ll help. I was one of 3 people in my algebra class of 23 students who passed the class because we were the only three students who made an effort. 

9. I know everyone says to be yourself which you should do, but realize some hobbies have a time and a place. If you’re a furry that's cool whatever but please don’t be that weird guy in my lunch period who kept trying to tell me how much he wanted to fuck Kass from Legend of Zelda. like ok man, whatever you’re into but I'm tryna eat my nachos k.

10. start figuring out a vague idea of what you want to do in the future: you don’t need to decide exactly where you wanna work, where you want to go to college (or if you even want to go to college), what you wanna do, etc. but having an idea will make it easier to plan out your elective classes later on in your high school career.

11. If you do want to go to college, start researching! I don’t care if people tell me I started researching too early, because, in senior year when everyone is stressing out, I’ll already have everything together. Start applying to scholarships! if you happen to be near a college you may be interested in, go take a tour! it’s never too early. 

12. Start caring about your grades. seriously. these are the scores colleges will be looking at in the applications process, so sure you could slack off, but good luck getting into your dream college with a 1.5 GPA. Set goals for yourself! for example, the university I want to go to has an honors college that I want to get into and one of the eligibility requirements is that you have to have a 90 or above average, so that’s what I'm going to aim for.

13. tying back into number 8, stay on top of your assignments and participate in class! By turning in your work on time and asking questions and actually participating in class, your teachers will know that you are serious about learning and will actually try to help you when you need it. remember my sucky algebra class? I had an 89 semester average and there was no more work I could do but I really wanted a 90 average, so I just went and asked if he could bump up my grade a point so I’d have a 90, and he said yes! because I actually tried in his class.

14. You will start to have more things to do outside of school, and you will have to learn to handle them. For example, you may have a job, or you may have to go to driving school if you decide to get your drivers permit. School should be your first priority so if you can’t handle some things outside of school, don’t try to. you will get overwhelmed and it will not be good.

15. Lastly, don’t overwhelm yourself. This is just your first year of high school. It’s like the year you are expected to mess up because it’s an entirely new concept! Teachers will be more strict than they were in middle school, but this is also probably the most lenient they’ll be for the rest of your school career. Take this year to feel out the waters and ease your way into it. If you don’t start out with stellar grades it's ok! it’s way better to mess up early on and have all that time later to fix it than to mess up later and be stuck with it. 

Good luck in the next 4 years of your life!

[littlepinkbeautifly]

Collection of things I’ve heard in the halls this semester (Semester 1, Sophomore year)

Welcome back everyone to my end-of-semester tradition! Finals are done my gpa is pending it’s doom and I’m about to wet myself but we’re not allowed to leave the classroom until the bell rings in 50 minutes so let’s get started shall we?

It’s only lightning delay for the middle school kids because they’re shorter and more likely to be hit by lightning

BECAUSE JORDAN ITS A BABY PLATYPUS

I wonder if the Hardee’s star knows he’s sexy

Coma estes park chicken nuggets

It’s not peer pressure. It’s peer *encouragement*

Hey Jacob! Just because ya stupid doesn’t mean ya matter!

It’s the sacred mayonnaise. Eat it, become our queen.

*saw a girl eating an avocado with the top part peeled off, eating it like a peach*

Virginity rocks and society sucks!

*holding a 2-liter Dr. Pepper bottle filled with water* heyyyyy will you hold my Hydroflask

Have fun guys I’m gonna go have an anxiety attack.

I genuinely think this is what an orphanage feels like.

What’s the diameter of a Home Depot box?

*holding five chocolate milks* Heheheheh I’m gonna drown in dairy

My hair is so oily that the United States is about to declare war on me.

No I’m not high, I’m CATHOLIC!

Who wants to go get drunk on pumpkin spice?

Ching Chong your life is gone

I’ve never even seen an alcohols!

What’s a marriage-awanna?

Hide! It’s a freakin Communist!

I did a sit-up yesterday! I was laying on the floor eating shredded cheese and then I had to get up.

No please don’t touch my girthy neck bone

I’m going to make a cryptocurrency out of m&m wrappers.

Can I please learn how to make moonshine.

If one more girl posts the weather on their story- like yeah I know it’s cold if I wanted to know the temperature I’d go outside like a caveman during the apocalypse.

What’s the whitest position on a football team?

Community pants are weird but community passes are just gross.

That sounds too much like a naked hippy commune for my liking.

Elton John was thiccc too and he did pretty alright I’d say so I mean...

Ok ok I know she was bad and all but I’m low key crushing on Abigail Williams.

You look like an apricot trying to shoot a water gun.

How drunk were you to think putting GASOLINE in your mouth was a GOOD IDEA?

I bombed that test worse than Hiroshima

Please don’t yell at me I have the brain cells of a dead caterpillar.

EVEN IF ITS A COSTUME IM NOT SNUGGLING WITH DWIGHT SCHRUTE.

Not to sound like a nicotine addict but some of the flavored vape juice actually smells good.

Is cardigan a color?

It’s a fancy bandana for your information.

Elle Woods is actually my spirit animal- no you know what the spirit of Elle Woods is inside of me. She’s like my guardian angel or something.

I’ve spent more minutes listening to Spotify this year than there are minutes since the year started.

Why is the brand called life water. Of course it’s life water! You need water for life!

Yeah I’m ready for this chem lab! Look I’ve got my female pants!

I am NOT sacrificing my balls for a chemistry lab.

I would never survive as a communist you know? Aside from lack of food I’d have to share. I know sharing is caring and all but when’s the last time I cared?

Merry Christmas!

-The PHS Mustangs

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Vape Juice

In any kind of event, the higher a pure nicotine strength you vape, the extra likely it is that the colour of the juice will certainly alter in a faster time frame due to the oxidation of the nicotine substance.

All fluid products offered throughout the United Kingdom as well as Europe, are restricted to a 10ml ability if they have pure nicotine no matter of whether offered in a retail store or online shop. If the liquid item does not consist of nicotine, then it can be offered at any capacity. If you are a hefty smoker, it is suggested that you begin with a high concentration of nicotine in either a Routine 10ml format or a nicotine salt format. By beginning with a familiar taste that is complimented with an extra flavour, you will certainly be able to efficiently start moving over pure nicotine reliance through smoking whilst at the same time opening up to a new flavour preference that will certainly aid maintain your rate of interest in vaping regular.

For comparable reasons, the nicotine stamina of a juice may likewise affect the life time of your coil as it binds to the VG/PG as well as a result enhances the amount of energy required to be vaporised. In any type of occasion, the greater a pure nicotine stamina you vape, the extra likely it is that the colour of the juice will transform in a faster time framework due to the oxidation of the pure nicotine compound.

Taking each of these in turn, the VG/PG ratio of the juice you have picked will figure out just how thick the liquid is. The basic regulation is that the greater the VG, the thicker the juice. This is relevant in evaluating coil lifetime as it takes a lot more energy to vaporise the thicker VG component than it finishes with PG counterpart. Coils after that have to heat up to a greater temperature which will certainly create their lifetime to generally be reduced due to the fact that of this greater energy need. The most typical VG/PG ratio that the majority of coils are developed to deal with is 70VG/30PG.

Generally talking, treat flavoured liquids tend to bare a darker colour than fruity flavours. This is because the treat flavourings utilized to produce these juices are generally extra viscous as well as darker in nature. When compared to a normally clear coloured flavouring, it becomes apparent that darker juices will take extra power to develop into vapour as well as are therefore much more demanding on coils than lighter counterparts. This is why it is necessary to choose the resistance of your coils about the flavour range you delight in the most.

When switching over from smoking, it is recommended to begin with a nicotine fluid that is proportionate in stamina to the amount of cigarette cigarettes you smoke. Visit vape juice uk for more information.This is because your body will be used to a certain amount of nicotine from tobacco and a successful pure nicotine replacement treatment would certainly involve replacing the delivery approach of that pure nicotine with a more secure shipment technique however originally staying at a similar nicotine degree and progressively relocating down in nicotine staminas.

It is suggested that you begin with a high concentration of nicotine in either a Normal 10ml format or a nicotine salt format if you are a hefty cigarette smoker. If you seek a stronger throat hit then the former is preferable, however if you would such as a gentler throat hit at the exact same toughness then the last would be preferable. Both kinds of e-liquids are available in most shops regardless of whether a retail store or online shop.

If you are made use of to a menthol smoke, then you might be stunned to locate many fruit-based e-liquids that are enhanced with either a menthol or ice spin such as those supplied by Unpleasant Juice, Candy King as well as Flavour Manager. Numerous of these flavours appear consistently on our vape juice bargains web page. By beginning with a familiar taste that is complimented with an additional flavour, you will certainly be able to efficiently start moving over nicotine reliance through smoking whilst concurrently opening up to a new flavour taste that will certainly assist maintain your interest in vaping consistent.

Vaping is the procedure of heating veggie glycerine and also propylene glycol to produce cozy vapour that can then be inhaled. When incorporating the above active ingredients with flavours, liquid makers are able to develop different flavoured e-liquids that help customers quit smoking cigarettes. The most prominent vaping flavours are generally menthol and also cigarette products as a result of their close relation to cigarette smoking. Various other popular e-liquids include dessert as well as fruit items.

Quite simply, this is simply a recommendation to the lifetime of your coil family member to the flavour you have chosen. The primary residential properties that you need to be aware of as they might impact coil lifetime are, veggie glycerine/ propylene glycol proportion (understood as VG/PG ratio), strength of the juice made use of, and the colour of the liquid made use of.

In order to be marketed throughout Europe those 10ml e-liquids should undergo a collection of rigorous examinations to guarantee that they are grievance with the guidelines set out by the Cigarette Products Instruction. When passed, those nicotine having fluids can then be marketed to the general public. As e-liquids that are over 10ml do not include nicotine, they do not fall under the extent of the guideline and also therefore are not legally called for to be tested. Most produces do still test their zero pure nicotine items to be future proof to brand-new regulatory adjustments.

All fluid items sold throughout the UK and also Europe, are limited to a 10ml ability if they consist of nicotine despite whether sold in a retail store or online shop. It can be sold at any capability if the liquid product does not consist of nicotine. This suggests that all items over 10ml are just allowed to be sold at a no nicotine strength whilst all items 10ml and also under can be sold with any nicotine strength up to a maximum of 20mg.

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UK Vape Juice

In order for vape juice to be marketed throughout Europe those 10ml e-liquids need to go through a collection of stringent tests to make sure that they are grievance with the guidelines set out by the Cigarette Products Directive. As soon as passed, those pure nicotine containing fluids can then be marketed to the public. As e-liquids that more than 10ml do not have pure nicotine, they do not fall under the scope of the policy and also for that reason are not legally needed to be evaluated. A lot of makes do still test their absolutely no nicotine products to be future evidence to new regulative changes.

When picking a juice series of your choice you should additionally think about coil friendliness. Fairly simply, this is just a referral to the lifetime of your coil about the flavour you have actually chosen. Just as your preferred nic strength might take some trial and error, the limits of your picked coil will certainly additionally take some getting used to. The major properties that you should be aware of as they might influence coil life time are, vegetable glycerine/ propylene glycol ratio (called VG/PG ratio), strength of the juice made use of, and the colour of the fluid utilized.

Taking each of these subsequently, the VG/PG ratio of the juice you have actually selected will certainly establish how thick the liquid is. The basic policy is that the greater the VG, the thicker the juice. This matters in judging coil life time as it takes a lot more power to vaporise the thicker VG component than it makes with PG counterpart. Coils after that have to warm up to a higher temperature level which will certainly cause their life time to usually be minimized because of this higher energy requirement. The most typical VG/PG proportion that most coils are created to handle is 70VG/30PG.

When combining the above components with flavours, fluid makers are able to produce different flavoured e-liquids that assist customers give up cigarette smoking. The most prominent vaping flavours are generally menthol and also tobacco items due to their close connection to smoking.

All liquid products sold throughout the United Kingdom as well as Europe, are restricted to a 10ml capability if they have pure nicotine regardless of whether marketed in a retail shop or online store. If the fluid item does not contain pure nicotine, then it can be offered at any kind of capacity. If you are a hefty cigarette smoker, it is recommended that you start with a high concentration of nicotine in either a Routine 10ml format or a pure nicotine salt format. By beginning with a familiar taste that is matched with an additional flavour, you will be able to successfully begin moving over pure nicotine dependancy by means of smoking whilst concurrently opening up to a brand-new flavour taste that will help maintain your rate of interest in vaping constant.

If you are a heavy cigarette smoker, it is suggested that you begin with a high focus of pure nicotine in either a Regular 10ml style or a pure nicotine salt style. If you seek a more powerful throat hit after that the previous is preferable, yet if you would like a gentler throat hit at the exact same stamina after that the last would be preferable. Both types of e-liquids are offered in many stores despite whether a retail store or online store.

When switching over from cigarette smoking, it is advised to start with a nicotine liquid that is proportionate in stamina for tobacco cigarettes you smoke. This is because your body will certainly be used to a certain quantity of nicotine from cigarette and an effective pure nicotine replacement therapy would certainly involve changing the distribution technique of that nicotine with a safer shipment approach but initially staying at a comparable nicotine degree and progressively relocating down in pure nicotine staminas.

All fluid products sold throughout the UK and Europe, are restricted to a 10ml ability if they have nicotine regardless of whether sold in a retail store or online store. If the fluid product does not have nicotine, after that it can be sold at any kind of ability. This implies that all products over 10ml are only allowed to be cost a zero nicotine strength whilst all products 10ml and also under can be sold with any pure nicotine strength as much as an optimum of 20mg.

For similar reasons, the pure nicotine stamina of a juice might also affect the life time of your coil as it binds to the VG/PG and also consequently boosts the quantity of power required to be vaporised. This result is not as profound as the VG/PG ratio and can usually be disregarded. In any event, the higher a pure nicotine toughness you vape, the more likely it is that the colour of the juice will certainly transform in a faster timespan as a result of the oxidation of the nicotine substance. This brings us onto our last variable to take into consideration in the friendliness of your coils-- the colour of the juice.

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Tinkering with Cannabis Special Product Review # 1

Product: Pure HempSmokes

Company: Root Med

Website: www.rootmedcbd.com

Company of purchase: City Smoke Shop

Location: Boston, Ma

Store Rep: Ravi

Hello again to all my cannabis loving and canna-curious friends and welcome back to another Tinkering with Cannabis review! Today’s review is a bit different than the normal product reviews I tend to do, and that is because a product such as Pure HempSmokes would not be something I would normally have an interest in picking up to review. However, I am currently in the process of trying to get myself off of cigarettes and onto my vape 100%, so I wanted something without nicotine and that felt like a cigarette for those times when the vape wasn’t quite doing it. I had been eyeing the hemp cigarettes for a while when I made my visits to City Smoke Shop, and finally, a couple of weeks ago I decided to pull the trigger when I visited again and met with my friend Ravi. So before I get into the nitty gritty of this product, I want to be very clear about the fact that City Smoke Shop is an amazing place. I love them. They have excellent prices, amazing customer service, and more CBD and Cannabis-related products than you can imagine. Just looking at their glass pieces can take hours. Everyone I have worked with has been very knowledgeable, and this review in no way reflects how I view their shop, as I find it to be one of my favorite places to visit in the Boston area. Now with that being said, let’s dive into this review.

So, as you can see from the picture, Pure HempSmokes come in a cigarette pack which is the same size and shape as any other cigarette pack you would buy, with 20 smokes inside the box. When you open the pack, there is a very grassy, hemp scent, which I very much enjoyed. The sticks are about the same size as a regular Marlboro. When I lit the smoke up, the grassy, earthy scent definitely intensifies, and it almost gives off an additional muted scent similar to that of burning sage. The flavor is very grassy, and has almost a hay flavor to it. I did notice a slight sense of relaxation after a few minutes of smoking, and the smoke does burn rather slowly, so it will last you a while, which is great considering a pack of 20 costs $19.99. Now, all this is well and good, and unfortunately, there is not too much I can really put into depth on this product, as I really did not find that it did much for me other than provide a slight calmness. I did enjoy the flavor and scent, but others around me were not so keen on it.

Now I’m going to jump into the rough part of the review. First, this company does not list the percentage of CBD on the box, so it is impossible to know how much CBD you are getting when using this product. In most cases this is not a problem, as I can usually just reach out to the company and request a lab report and/or information in the event this is not readily available on their website. However, Root Med only states on their website that this product is 100% hemp derived, that it contains other cannabinoids, that it has 0% THC, and it is 3rd party lab tested. To start here, at the bottom of the page, Root Med then writes that there is “less than 0.3% THC or less” (which is standard for CBD products) and they state that the QR scan code on the side of the box is specifically coded to provide the lab report for this product. There is a link provided where you can pull the lab report, which I followed to attempt to review the cannabinoids and CBD content of this product. The lab report only shows the measured amount of THC, whether the product passed or failed for the COA Standard Pesticide Test, and whether it passed or failed for the COA Standard Heavy Metals Test. There are no listing of the cannabinoids, the CBD content, or any other aspect of this product. Unsatisfied with the findings of my research, I reached out to Root Med to request more information. Ultimately, my request went unanswered.

I can honestly say that I do not feel comfortable recommending this product to my readers, as the information pertaining to this product is not readily available and the company has been non-responsive to inquiries regarding questions about this product and it’s contents. Given the number of products on the market who make their lab reports easily accessible to the consumer, I would recommend checking out other brands of hemp cigarettes if you are looking to try this option. At $20 a pack, I’d rather know what I’m getting, and I’d like to be able to receive a response from the company when I have a question about the product.

This is especially the case when the company’s website and lab reports show next to no information about said product. It was due to the lack of available information for this product that I did not feel comfortable classifying this as a CBD review, as I honestly have no idea how much, if any, CBD is actually in this product. Overall, I give this product 1.5 stars. I personally enjoyed the flavor, and the feel definitely helped to work through some of the cigarette cravings, but there are much better products on the market by more responsive companies. I honestly hate to give negative reviews, however, after this experience with this company and the lack of honest, available information on this product, should I decide to try this route again, it will not be with Root Med or Pure HempSmokes.

Well my friends, we have reached the end of this review. Thank you for joining me for this special cannabis product review!!

Disclaimer

*****Please remember, this blog is an account of my personal experience with this product. Not everyone has the same experience with every product, and that’s okay. I always recommend starting out with one to two hits to see if that is enough, and you can always increase your dose from there.*****

Also, if you find this post helpful, please help me get the word out to other patients by liking and re-blogging this post! Thanks!

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WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE TO VAPE CBD OIL?

In the event that you should be or have been a smoker (cannabis or ), chances are you have learned about eating. Apart from currently being touted as being a"balanced" option to cigarette smoking smoking (even though it's problematic ) along with also an effective shipping strategy for cannabinoids in bud, lots of men and women are not always conscious of its additional applications.

The reality is people may vaporize all types of combinations, for example flavored key oils, waxes and nicotine-free capsules. But importantly with this particular subject, you might even vape CBD oil. That is correct, the fluid variant will not only arrive from the shape of oral drops.

A whole lot of men and women could like vaping to get a number of good reasons, make sure they frivolous. For example, you can choose to utilize a vaporizer on your own CBD petroleum for the reason that it seems more accurate. Maybe you are a smoker appearing to stop, nevertheless, it's still true that you wish to hold with friends and family within the smoking department on the job or even while outside in city. Or maybe you are not fond of this consistency or taste of CBD petroleum drops.

No matter your explanation, vaping is surely a good alternative. However, if you are brand new for the (that we suppose that you might be ), demonstrably you're going to definitely want to learn very well what vaping the petroleum needs and, even what's more, the way that it is likely to force you to are feeling.

What's CBD Vape Oil? The CBD petroleum we all write on that the absolute most include plants that are hemp -- CBD berry acrylic. As a result of its non-intoxicating qualities, you also can aquire CBD hemp acrylic from the selection of shops in all fifty countries with out prescription.

What sets CBD vape oil aside out of the own oral choice would be your shipping procedure (which we will cover briefly ). On average, the oil arrives from capsules or ink Re fill bottles (based upon your own apparatus ) which are smoked by way of a vaporizer -- it truly is as easy as that.

Clearly, shops have obtained advantage of this vaping fad, that strives to create the ability as imaginable as you possibly can. Compared to this end, you will find all types of distinct CBD oil tastes which supply the desirable outcome using an wonderful taste to boot up. Fresh fruit tastes are rather hot, however there is no limit for your own choices, based on the place you store -- and you can find lots of selections in this location as well.

What's just a vaporizer? In other words, that a vaporizer can be really a tool which permits the consumer to warm up the vape contents and then change them to vapor to get inhaling. There is over 1 form of vaporizer outside there. Many are such as petroleum, whereas some have been developed for smoking cigarettes plant thing (cannabis along with also other dried herbs) or wax. You will find out ones outside there -- even much more expensive -- which may in fact work together with of three.

However, if you are brand new into the vaping fashion, then it really is ideal to begin smaller.

VAPE PENS If you should be searching for one thing unobtrusive, mobile and, clearly, economical, subsequently vape pens would be the ideal option. These may vary in value from as low as £ 30 U.S. plus so they economically deliver exactly the CBD that you require.

How can they do the job? Regardless of their basic look, these small gizmos are quite intricate. They work using many diverse elements. Without regard to vaporizer you decide on (pencil or differently ), the formulation is much like round the plank ).

To begin with, we've got exactly the mouthpiece. That really is pretty quite self-explanatory. That is the area that you simply devote orally as a way to inhale the vapor.

Following that, there is the tank. This can make reference to an actual tank which you just refill with fluid, or even perhaps a slot machine to get semi automatic, pre-filled capsules. The container space retains the fluid that it could be warmed smoked and up.

The 3rd element is known as the atomizer. It will not ruin or alter molecules. It really is only a little heater -- very similar into this convection electrical factors on many stoves -- which escalates the warmth of this petroleum and also transforms it into vapor. A few vaporizers make it possible for one to get a grip on the warmth, whereas the warmth on essential kinds (i.e. pens) can not be corrected.

At what dimensions does cbd vaporize? If you should be fortunate enough to truly have a vaporizer using a flexible temperature, then it may be useful to be aware of simply how much warmth is ideal. As reported by research by BioMed Centralthey could vaporize CBD in"2-10 °C along with 230°C" (4 10 °F into 446°F), using all the latter producing the maximum focus of CBD vapor.

Vaporizers will need to be aware of once they are sexy or in usage, and that's the reason why they feature detectors. Based upon the tape you are using, then you can activate the vapor by simply inhaling, however it's really a heating section that you simply trigger a button or switch. In any event, detectors are liable for ascertaining whether the user is either inhaling or in the event the on/off button (or heating level ) has been toggled.

In the end, vaporizers can not work with no battery , rather easy. Vaporizers do not utilize routine disposable batteries, but alternatively a lithium ion ion rechargeable battery one assembled in. On average, these have USB chargers you may plug to your computer or even USB wall socket adapter.

Just how do vaping and texture (and vape petroleum impacts )? Good sense would dictate taking CBD by way of some moderate would fundamentally attain something similar, however it truly is perhaps not so basic. Delivery strategy will fundamentally earn a gap.

Regrettably, there has never been substantially analysis specifically in to CBD vaping. For that reason, the info inside this location is chiefly anecdotal.

Luckily, we've got a whole lot of anecdotal signs mainly because vaping appears to become among many greatest methods we prefer to utilize CBD. Individuals that vape CBD report it can help them unwind, reduce nervousness, also enhance soreness. Some of the primary reasons men and women would rather the vaping system will be really for its rate of its own effects.

Vaping CBD stipulates the speediest beginning of CBD consequences.

EFFICIENCY

Vaping CBD has become easily the most efficient fashion to ingestion cannabidiol outside of most the readily available delivery techniques like topical, oral, behavioral intake.

Therefore exactly why would be vaping additional effective? The response boils to individual chemistry. CBD, for example every chemical, should reach selected receptors (referred to as cannabinoid receptors) in the body and brain. As a way todo so, that the CBD must enter involved with your blood flow. Ingesting the compound takes more, as it moves through your gastrointestinal tract to become metabolized from the own liver until eventually distributing on your own bloodstream. The lungs, on the opposite side, do the job otherwise.

Let us return right back into senior high school math. When you have not neglected those classes, then you may possibly remember the way oxygen gets its way in the physique. Being overly specialized, atmosphere is inhaled into the lungs, which passes by means of membranes and also can be spread in to the blood. The main point is the shipping and delivery is much additional immediate and, for that reason, even faster.

In summary, envision your digestive tract system just as a 2 lane street, although your lungs (and eating) certainly are just a fourlane state freeway.

Even the trade-off, because you might have figured is the fact that CBD impacts from vaping usually do not survive for as long much like oral ingestion. That is not a challenge for some users, since they'll just lose additional usually when vaping CBD.

CONCLUDING REMARKS Sooner or later, there is absolutely no correct or wrong means to choose CBD oil. Some such as tinctures or raw variants, but some desire vaping. If you are unsure exactly what you may possibly want, then it can not harm to test out various services and products and techniques. However, also for those people that like smoking general, vaporizers may be described as a flawless match.

As usually, but aren't getting in to CBD with out consulting with a health care provider. Even though there isn't any signs which this product is inherently harmful, but it certainly is a fantastic notion to pay for your own foundations.

SUMMARY

Up to Now, we have coated the Subsequent:

• CBD vape oil is only CBD oil designed for used within a vaporizer.

• The petroleum can be found in capsules or refill bottles, based on the apparatus you're using.

• Vaporizers are equipment which use heat to transform this material of oils along with alternative substances to vapor, so permitting an individual to inhale them.

• Though vaporizers are available in lots of functions and forms, a vape pencil could be the least expensive and most straightforward, which makes it ideal for rookies.

• Vaporizers contain the mouthpiecetank, atomizer, battery and detectors life.

• Clients report which vaping CBD will not reach on them heavily because carrying it (this really is quite a constructive or poor characteristic based on everything you are on the lookout to get ).

• Though vaping might perhaps not be too powerful, but its consequences are somewhat persistent and lots of folks get it done to your own adventure.

• Vaping could be the quickest solution to consume CBD for the reason that it moves immediately from your lungs to your blood.

• CBD consequences from vaping have a tendency not to survive provided that oral ingestion. This is sometimes settled with a lot more repeated dosing.

Have you been prepared to try out a few CBD vape acrylic now?

In the event that you should be or have been a smoker (cannabis or ), chances are you have learned about eating.

Apart from currently being touted as being a"balanced" option to cigarette smoking smoking (even though it's problematic ) along with also an effective shipping strategy for cannabinoids in bud, lots of men and women are not always conscious of its additional applications.

The reality is people may vaporize all types of combinations, for example flavored key oils, waxes and nicotine-free capsules.

But importantly with this particular subject, you might even vape CBD oil.

That is correct, the fluid variant will not only arrive from the shape of oral drops.

A whole lot of men and women could like vaping to get various good reasons, make sure they frivolous.

For example, you can choose to utilize a vaporizer on your own CBD petroleum for the reason that it seems more accurate.

Maybe you are a smoker appearing to stop, nevertheless, it's still true that you wish to hold with friends and family within the smoking department on the job or even while outside in city.

Or maybe you are not fond of this consistency or taste of CBD petroleum drops.

No matter your explanation, vaping is surely a good alternative.

However, if you are brand new for the (that we suppose that you might be ), demonstrably you're going to definitely want to learn very well what vaping the petroleum needs and, even what's more, the way that it is likely to force you to are feeling.

What's CBD Vape Oil?

The CBD petroleum we all write on that the absolute most include plants that are hemp -- CBD berry acrylic.

As a result of its non-intoxicating qualities, you also can aquire CBD hemp acrylic from the selection of shops in all fifty countries with out prescription.

What sets CBD vape oil aside out of the own oral choice would be your shipping procedure (which we will cover briefly ).

On average, the oil arrives from capsules or ink Re fill bottles (based upon your own apparatus ) which are smoked by way of a vaporizer -- it truly is as easy as that.

Clearly, shops have obtained advantage of this vaping fad, that strives to create the ability as imaginable as you possibly can.

Compared to this end, you will find all types of distinct CBD oil tastes which supply the desirable outcome using an wonderful taste to boot up.

Fresh fruit tastes are rather hot, however there is no limit for your own choices, based on the place you store -- and you can find lots of selections in this location as well.

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What Are Vitamin Vapes and Are They Safe?

Yes, you can (supposedly) inhale your vitamins now. But just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.

What Are Vitamin Vapes?

Derived from nicotine vaping—which allows people to inhale nicotine sans the tobacco—vitamin vaping is the act of inhaling vitamins and other supplements, like herbs and essential oils, via a vaping device, which can look like a cigarette or a fountain pen, among other things.

Vaping was invented as a way to help people stop smoking cigarettes, but it has now caught on as a popular trend. Vitamin and other wellness companies are marketing vaping products that are supposedly aimed at improving nutrient status and boosting wellness. But is there actual research to back this? Not so much.

Even so, let’s consider the claims that vitamin vaping companies are making, with some reality-check facts.

Vitamin Vape Claims

Companies marketing vitamin vapes say that vaping nutrients can give you a bigger nutrient boost than getting similar vitamin shots. But vitamin vaping is such a new practice that there are no studies to determine if they’re safe, let alone actually providing nutrients.

Take vitamin B12, for example, which is popular in wellness circles for being injected to get a bigger boost, especially since this nutrient is found mostly in animal products. Vegetarians and vegans rely on B12 supplements and shots, but might also turn to vaping to get this nutrient.

This company claims that their vitamin B12 vape will provide ten times what you would get in a B12 injection. Other companies claim you can breathe “enhanced” air, as if it’s somehow not possible to get the nutrients we need from diet alone. Vitamin vape companies proclaim their products to be superior to pills and injections, but that’s literally just their opinion. They don’t have facts or research, or even the backing of the medical community, to support it.

Ultimately, vitamin vapes are being marketed as a way to be healthy—but you can get nutrients from the food you eat, and if necessary, from dietary supplements and be well on your way. You do not need to inhale your vitamins.

Are Vitamin Vapes Safe?

Generally speaking, vitamin vapes might not have immediate symptoms of trouble, so most would say they’re safe. But long-term research doesn’t exist to prove that they’re safe, so the answer truly is: no one really knows. Are you willing to take a risk on something that could turn out to be very unsafe?

Even though vitamin vapes don’t contain nicotine, the liquids that are vaped are heated to produce a vapor. When ingredients are heated, it can change their chemical makeup as well as the benefits they offer. So the vaping liquid might not even contain the same nutrients once it’s heated.

Consider that the FDA doesn’t regulate vitamin vaping (or supplements) and that the claims made by vaping companies are not backed by research

Beyond that, the lungs are designed for one thing: to breathe in clean oxygenated air and to exhale carbon dioxide. How might they respond to breathing in vapor that is laced with particles that aren’t meant to be there? Even good things in the wrong place can be bad things, and since vitamins belong in the digestive tract or the bloodstream, we really don’t know that they have a positive impact on the body when taken in by the lungs. For the body to make use of them, nutrients need to be eaten, digested, and absorbed via the small intestine, or in some cases, injected so that they enter the bloodstream. There’s no proof that inhaling nutrients will do anything to increase health at all.

Finally, as with many supplements, even those taken by mouth, there is a good chance that many of them are used without benefit or with a placebo effect—which we might never know because the type of extensive research to vet every single supplement simply doesn’t exist. Many nutrients have been thoroughly tested, but usually when taken by mouth or injection. The research that applies to them cannot be applied to vaporized and inhaled nutrients because they simply aren’t absorbed in the same way.

Consider that the FDA doesn’t regulate vitamin vaping (or supplements) and that the claims made by vaping companies are not backed by research

Bottom Line

Vitamin vapes claim to be an easy way to inhale your nutrients. But they haven’t been studied or proven, and could potentially cause respiratory or other harm—or at the very least, be a complete waste of money. If you want to boost your nutrient intake, it has been proven by research to be possible by dietary intake and by select supplements.

With so many legitimate ways to get your nutrients, we say give vitamin vaping a pass, and reach for a nourishing meal packed with natural vitamins and minerals instead.

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Usage and Effects of THC Vape Juice- Best THC Vape Juices in Market

Do you prefer to vape your marijuana than smoke it? You will require a vape pen and some THC vape juice, at the very least. To help you understand THC vape juice and how to use it, we'll cover all you need to know in this post.

E-juice, often known as vape juice or e-liquid, is a combination of water, propylene glycol (PG), vegetable glycerin (VG), food-grade flavors, and occasionally alcohol or nicotine.

When e-cigarettes were introduced as an alternative to traditional cigarettes, vape juice first appeared on the scene. Because of this, those in the know typically only use the phrase "vape juice" to describe a liquid that has nicotine and is used as an alternative to smoking cigarettes!

What THC Vape Juice?

The main components of THC vape juice are the same as those of regular vape juice—water (or alcohol), flavors, and PG or VG—but THC vape juice additionally includes a THC concentrate.

CO2 extraction, liquid THC, and tincture are the three most popular THC concentrate forms. You can use cannabis oil as long as you dilute it first before heating it!

Effects of THC Vape Juice

The effects of THC vape juice are identical to those of smoking a high-THC strain because it is essentially concentrated THC.

Your metabolism, body composition, and a plethora of other variables play a significant role in determining how strong the results are.

Common effects of THC vape juice you may feel like:

Euphoria

Mood-boosting

Happiness

Drowsiness

Munchies

It’s also important to note some of its drawbacks, so you can make an informed decision for your next THC juice purchase.

Leisurely feelings

Addiction

Vomiting

Paranoia

Terrible anxiety

Is THC Vape Juice Legal to Use?

Some states have both recreational and medicinal marijuana legal, while others have just made medicinal marijuana legal. Hopefully, one of those states is close to where you live. You might even be in a state where both varieties of cannabis are still illegal if you're very unlucky.

If you're of legal age and reside in a state where marijuana is allowed for recreational use, you can buy THC vape juice at your local dispensary. If you reside in a state where marijuana is only permitted for medical use, you will need to visit a doctor to receive a prescription.

Best THC Vape Juice to Try in 2022

Find the best THC vape juice items on the market by browsing our selection. You can rest easy knowing that these e-liquids passed the exact lab testing for the quality and safety of cannabinoids.

You are only selecting premium e-juice when you choose any of the THC products listed below. These goods not only offer a safe product, but also an enticing flavor and mind-blowing effects.

1. Caliva Kiss the Sky

For hipster stoners and medicinal users, Kiss the Sky is a classic vaporizer. The Sativa-dominant hybrid was used to create the e-liquid.

Additionally, the lovely scent of citrus and pine alone can lift your spirits. It's interesting to note that regular cannabis users have given this vape many favorable evaluations.

2. Foggy Forest THC Vape Juice

Get hold of this cannabis e-juice that has received excellent ratings and reviews, Foggy Forest THC Vape Juice. This THC vape, which comes in a variety of delicious flavors, is not only pleasurable but also provides the much-desired calmness you need at night.

3. Joi Juice THC E-Liquid

When you need a THC boost, Joi Juice THC E-Liquid is a simple and inconspicuous product to use. A 10ml bottle containing 1000mg 99.6% Delta-9 THC will be provided to you.

Joi Juice is all you need if you have a refillable vape system to experience upliftment and giggle pleasure. You can get your dose of pleasure whenever you want by carrying a THC vape with you.

4. THC E-Liquid Blueberry Kush

One of the most well-known vapes available is blueberry THC e-liquid. Along with the highly coveted flavor, you will also get to experience a combination of strong cannabinoids, rich terpenes, and solvent-free distillate.

To produce long-lasting relaxation, pain alleviation, and balanced bliss, many medical patients favor this quality THC juice.

5. Serene Tree Delta-8 THC French Vanilla Vape

The Serene Tree Delta-8 THC e-liquid, which you can vape with pens, is a potent vape juice. It's a genuine pleasure to experience the sweet French vanilla-flavored smoke.

The 500mg of delta-8 THC in the 30ml container. Overall, it's among the greatest THC drinks for promoting happiness and relieving pain.

Summing Things Up

The three most common ways to consume marijuana include smoking with blunts or bongs, vaping live resin, and preparing edibles. However, THC vape juice is a novel and exciting approach to pamper your endocannabinoid system.

This simple guide is just for you to choose the best THC liquid for your requirements after gathering advice from industry professionals. Avoid making a big deal out of wasting your time browsing premium THC vape juice online. Few companies offer the kind of purity and elegance that the e-juices mentioned above do.

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Float On the Best Vaping Mood with Flum Float Disposable

This is no kidding! If you vape from mouth to lung and still haven’t considered vaping on Flum Float then probably you are missing one of the most classic throat hits. This unit has brought the vaping revenues to the pedestal heights for its pleasant vibes. 

It comes with a massive puff count of 3000 that supports longevity with the use of its internal battery. This draw-activated pen-shaped vape holds an internal vape juice of 8ml. Moreover, it is pre-charged and pre-filled so that the users can have a relaxed and stress-free puffing time. 

Here, we will disclose the necessary information about this cool vape and explain the taste of its available flavors of e-liquid. We chose to pick the most asked questions to make the information insightful for you. Happy Reading!

What is the nicotine concentration of Flum Float’s e-juice?

Every unit of Flum Float Disposable carries 50mg of salt nicotine that is blended in the 8 ml of the total quantity of vape juice. This makes every flavored cloud hit with 5% of nicotine. For smokers, this might feel a little less because it is half of what is in a cigarette.

 Additionally, it does not contain any trace of tobacco and tar which does alter the taste. Despite this, it is a great alternative to satisfy the nicotine cravings and take a step ahead to healthier living. 

Alert! This does not mean that non-smokers must get motivated to vape or that smokers should vape endlessly.

How safe are the design and vape juice for long-term consumption?

The throwaway vibes of the Flum Float are superb! Unquestionably it is a step further in the innovation of vape gadgets because it comes with a leak-proof design that is extraordinarily portable. This means, that you can carry it anywhere in your pockets and even though you vape for a continuous longer duration, it won’t give your hands the burning sensation. Chances of blasts are closest to nil and only might happen if an expired unit is used or a lot of direct exposure to heat or sunlight is given. 

Flum Float is manufactured with utmost care and all the safety checks are done in advance. So, if you grab an original one, just vape carefree for n number of days. 

Furthermore, its e-liquid also does not contain any harmful ingredients. The propyl glycol and vegetable glycerine are blended in a limited ratio. Also, there is no risk of cancer with Flum Float’s Vape.

What are all the flavor options of Flum Float Disposable?

One of the bitsy perks of Flum Float is that it has a mind-blowing flavors option to make your vape time phenomenal. These are as under-

Aloe Grape

Cool Mint

Lush Ice

Mixed Berries

Red Bang

Strawberry Banana

Strawberry Mango

Float Breeze

Pina Polo

Strawberry Ice Cream

Peach Gelato

Fruity Hawaii

De’Lo Lychee

Tropical Delight

Nana Cobbler

Straw Melon

Summer Straw Kiwi

Gummy Drop

Rainbow

Pineapple Ice

Guava Citrus

Lime Romance

Aloe Grape Ice

Jewel Mint

Aloe Mango Melon Ice

Blue Raspberry Ice

Cotton Candy

Aloe Pineapple Ice 

Do Flum Float Vapes fall under the legitimate category?

Even though Flum Float Disposable Vape is justifiable in the eyes of law, still there is an exhaustive list of conditions under which it passes that test. These conditions are formulated and regulated by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA), under the guidelines of the WHO report.

Howsoever, their manufacturing process is not monitored or verified by the FDA, and due to this; there is an increased risk of fraud products. So, you must carefully select your purchasing store for this unit.

Is the battery weight of Flum Float light?

Flum Float functions on the automatic-light-up battery system of 1250mAh of power. So, if you compare it with other ones like Esco Bars or Mr Fog Max Air devices then it is on the heavier side. But, unlike these, it does not need even a single need to recharge. Ergo, it is hefty than other vapes yet travel-friendly.

To sum up, this vape is a good-to-go vape device for MTL vaping and we hope that if you are a fan of puffing nicotine then you are excited for adventurous vaping with the Flum Float. Hope the reading answered all your queries about this vape. Enjoy your Vaping!