#how to smell good

[bronzedbunni]

𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ𐀔 Smell like me ִ ۫ ּ 𓂅⋆ 🗝️｡˚. . .♡

Tee♡

[woodeneyes]

Wanna smell good everywhere? Take your favorite fragrant oil and put it behind your ears, neck, between your tits, down the middle of your torso, panty line, between your thighs, back of the knees, and ankles.

[ishiplove]

My way on how to smell like peaches (Malaysian edition):

Lotion: Vaseline Supervitamin Brightening Serum Peach Lotion

Body Mist: Victoria Secret's Love Spell

Perfume: Enchanteur Luxe D'Or

[69yard]

10 Femenine Grooming Tips that no one ever told you

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[tloging]

What's that smell food fitness family?

“That smell” could be a combination of delicious aromas emanating from a family’s kitchen as they cook up nutritious and healthy meals to support their fitness goals. The sizzling sound of lean protein being cooked on the grill, the sweet scent of roasted vegetables, and the aroma of freshly baked whole-grain breads all contribute to that enticing fragrance wafting throughout the house. As…

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

he's just a lil' guy who's never done anything wrong in his life Ever

[kneelingshadowsalome]

hi!! 🩷 i've been playing skyrim so much just for comfort and all i can think of is former mercenary könig who now has a farm and a huge house where you have a personal library and a garden and an alchemy table because you're his pretty mage wife <3

or könig who's still a mercenary, this huge scary nord who always has war paint all over his face even with a hood on, only uses two-handed weapons etc. and you're possibly just a mage who needs to explore a bunch of ruins so you have to spend most of your money to hire him and all of your courage to even talk to him about the job in the first place.

SHUT UP I LOVE SKYRIM

Ugh he def proposed to you under the auroras or when you were enjoying a rest at some secret grotto. Held an awkward “I want to spend the rest of my life with you” speech right after you emerged from a stream with nothing on (König stole a glance or two from the banks after promising he wouldn’t look, the big pervert)

He’ll carry anything you give him, and loves it when you make him a homecooked meal <3 Poses as a rough Nord but is always happy to arrive home after adventuring, sleep and fuck you on a cozy comfy bed that has a soft straw mattress with some mountain flowers tucked in it.

Is a bit skeptical about your magic and potions tho, König never understood those things and you dabbling with them makes him think you’re some sort of witch, soon luring him into a trap with your enchanting eyes :/ That’s why it took months before he finally threw caution to the wind and rutted you in the hot springs near Kynesgrove...

He just couldn’t take it anymore, his flirty little mage being such a tease :( Do you even know how many times he had to fap himself to sleep under the furs? ...While you slept soundly not a few feet away, unsuspecting and sweet? Always walked ahead of him so that he had a hard time keeping an eye for the bandits because your ass was swaying right there under his nose >:(

Paws itching to touch you, he especially hated when you sought out a tavern and started to chat with townsfolk or flirt with men to hear rumours. Either cheeky or far too innocent to be travelling with someone like him, you proposed that you pay for single room only and sleep in the same bed to save costs.

Sometimes snuggling closer for some body heat, you didn't get intimidated by the obvious boner soon swelling between you. You even dared to comment on how hairy he was, and fell asleep with a soft smile on your face, pressed snug against his chest. In the morning, you cupped his ass and he had to get a little gruff, warn you that he’ll fuck you until the bed breaks if you’re not careful (that finally got you to your senses, but only for a few days)

He always wanted to build you a proper house, a manor even, steal you away from all the diplomatic nonsense and dangers, he even put some coin to the side so he could someday offer you a safe, happy life away from all this. You could have your own chickens and leeks, he could make you a little alchemy lab too, you’d look so cute perched on some bench with your nose in a book <3 So imagine how his heart soared when you whispered 'yes' to his proposal, König was sure you’d just vaguely tease him about it as per usual!

[crime-ckricket]

DAILY HEAR ME OUT

not my neighbor : Francis mosses (the milkman)

[lainalit]

[linked-maze]

how do all your links smell like?

... ಠ_ಠ OKAY SO! Minish: Cut grass Spirit: Coal Wind: Seaweed Four: Pine trees Bunny: Chocolate Hyrule: Berries Wild: Decaying Sky: Pumpkins Koridai: Roses World: leather Ravio: Cinnamon Warrior: Yeasty Twilight: Musky Time: Disappointment Navi: Vanilla Angel: Toast with butter Djævel: Burnt toast You’re welcome XD

[bronzedbunni]

What I smell like —🎀—

[woodeneyes]

[tteokdoroki]

a few days ago i can’t rmr where - i saw a post abt how fanfic pussy was unrealistic bc of how tastes/scents were described and that it ‘stinks’ bad…but id also like to point out that some people are really into scents and musks so it probably does taste or smell good to them and no one is really in the wrong

[carlos55inz]

TIRED of carlando where lando is the one pinning. i have read a total of 3 fic where carlos is the one pinning and we need more.

i need carlos kissing the ground under landos feet ripping the hair of his head because he thinks LANDO is too good for him and LANDO would never settle with CARLOS of all people carlos barking at max and daniel and oscar and anyone who looks at lando twice because he’s so goddamn jealous because HE should be the only one to look at lando like that and make lando laught like that. and everyone is like yo lando control your dog bro and lando is like ??? huh???

[happyheidi]

what a paradise! x

[thedreadvampy]

The thing is. Bad/gross food is rarely a DISH - when food is bad it's because it's been badly made, whether because of skills or available ingredients. but a dish p much only exists recognisably and has a name because someone likes at least one version of it.

which is to say. there isn't really a way of naming a dish, school of dishes or specific food culture and going EW ISN'T THIS DISH UNILATERALLY CONCEPTUALLY DISGUSTING without denigrating quite a lot of people.

like you don't have to like it in any form. but it's eaten and shared because it's good to a not insubstantial number of people when cooked right.

(and I don't really understand how you approach that with total incuriosity when it's a dish you haven't tried like. ARE rocky mountain oysters good? Maybe! I would very much eat some to find out!!!!)

this is actually something the British food poll did in a way the American ones I've seen haven't really - they described how the food they're imagining is, specifically, badly prepared (grey meat and veggies; unseasoned shepherd's pie). which is wildly tipping the scales by calling it British Food but. like. that is an on point definition of why that food is gross.

(this also applies to American chocolate, which like. Broad category but I think most of us understand this refers to low-cocoa high-sugar chocolate, probably with bucolic acid. so we are being invited to imagine Badly Made Chocolate not. the concept of chocolate)

personally I just think it's very rarely a good or funny idea to shittalk how gross any given food culture is. partly because food is important and culturally evocative for most people, partly because it's very...alienating? to be like WHO COULD EAT SUCH A THING? just because you wouldn't, and largely because to be frank it says more about you than about the food that you have so little imagination or curiosity that you can't imagine why a food might be enjoyable to folks who aren't you.

yes this includes jello salad, I would like to try it. ONCE. if it wasn't appealing to someone it wouldn't be so widespread.