Hermione: But I do have some bad news. There is a bomb at this wedding as well.
Ron: What?
Hermione: Your butt.
Ron: ???
Hermione: Your butt is da bomb, there will be no survivors.
Ron: *starts crying*
Ron: I love you so much, you're my dream girl.
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Date a Hufflepuff who Swing Dances.
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hpimaginethat replied to your post “I don’t want to study, I want to write fanfiction.”
You literally just summed up my Sunday and I’ve just started it.
Sundays are for fanfiction, go for it!
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PSA: Tracking down stolen work:
As you all probably are aware, people have found their work has been stolen by user @palomazuniga on Wattpad in a book titled “Fred and George Weasley (Imagines and one shots)” Several writers, including @harrysweasleys and more have had their work taken and reuploaded without consent or awareness that this was happening. I’m really happy that the writers involved are reaching out to the person doing this in order to, hopefully, get credit - or even better - get the work taken down, but I wanted to find the other writers and give credit where it’s due. I’ll also be commenting these on the stolen work on wattpad obviously but I figured I’d make a post here with links and credit to the original authors of the work. If there are any I cannot find, I expect you all to asume that it most certainly does NOT belong to Palomazuniga.
So far I’ve found (and I’m doing this in the order they’re posted in the stolen work):
Detention Blues - by MadameInserts on Deviantart
Mistletoe in spring by @weasleyimaginewheezes
Rain check? by @potter-imagines
PDA by @blog-of-a-multitude-of-fandoms
Stay here by @weasley-imagines
Moon and back by @blog-of-a-multitude-of-fandoms
Jumper wars by @d31m1
Troubled thoughts by @lupinlongbottom
My promise by @weasley-imagines
Cuddling with George would include - by @writings-of-a-british-fangirl
Here by @potterlyimagines
Wake up, love by @imagine-x-everything
Cuddling by @fredisababe
Thunderstorm by @weasley-imagines
Comfort by PrincessPrankster on Deviantart
Not too bad by @potter-imagines
Forgiveness by @blog-of-a-multitude-of-fandoms
Sappy dates by @potter-imagines
Sweater Weather by @roonilwazlibimagines
I need you to kiss it better by @roonilwazlibimagines
Christmas fun by @weasley-imagines
Eiffel tower by @potter-imagines
Jealous boyfriend by @potter-imagines
The proposal (engaged on wattpad) - @geminio-weasley-imagines
You lied to me by @hpimaginethat
Red thread by @peachyypotterarchive
Late night cuddling by @potter-imagines
Endlessly by Miss-Union-Jack on Deviantart
Christmas lights and sweet memories - unknown
The proposal by @eleven-times-lively
Picnic on the pitch by @eleven-times-lively
Moving in by @eleven-times-lively
In sickness, in health by @weasleyimaginewheezes
Perfect by @megslangley02
The proposal by AnnaeJD on Ao3
Tickle fights by @megslangley02
Christmas morning by @fandomsfeelsandfanfics
Home - unknown
Ring by @saunteredvaguelydownward
Never leave your side by @potter-imagines
I’m sorry by @potter-imagines
Stay here all day by @imagining-potter
Safe and sound by @weasleyimaginewheezes
Bedridden boyfriend by @fredisababe
Never alone by @weasleyimaginewheezes
detention with the toad by @always-oneshots
View by unknown
snow day by @thoseofgreatambition
sleight of hand by @lupinlongbottom
It’s my fault by @weasley-imagines
engagement judgement by @imaginethatalena
There’s that smile by @accio-imagines
Naptime by @thoseofgreatambition
Christmas magic by @accio-imagines
Hope by unkown
Scaring you by @fallern618
Eye on the prize by @lupinlongbottom
My felix felicis by @randomfandomimagine
If you die, I’m going to kill you by @hpimaginethat
together by unknown
night to remember by @potter-imagines
Not without you by unknown
Christmas with the Weasleys by @immortal-imagines
Torture by @imagines-for-the-fangirls-soul
The right time by @mrsssiriusblack
Please don’t hurt her by @fredisababe
Gifts by @acromantulla
I’ll protect you by @randomfandomimagine
Before I leave by @fandomsfeelsandfanfics
The daughter of Sirius Black by @fandomsfeelsandfanfics
Fire by @accio-imagines
I love you too much by @imaginesfromthewizardingworld
Secret relationship by @weasley-imagines
The burrow by @imagines-for-the-fangirls-soul
The war by unknown
Fred being an absolute pain by @freddieweasleywashere
You want to marry me? by @weasley-kings
Rescued by @rillyroo
Fred being a third wheel by @thoseofgreatambition
Beater’s worst nightmare by @the-weasleys-girl
almost (insults on wattpad) by @pufflyhallows
Foul play by @weasley-kings
And to the stars we go by @harrysweasleys (Since Alexa is well aware of the situation I won’t spam her with tags but note that several of her works were stolen)
Maybe some day (parts 1+2) by @weasleyimaginewheezes
Stars by @imobsessedwithtoomanyfandoms
Well. This is certainly not how I imagined spending my morning, but here we are. I know this is a long post. Some of the authors who have been tagged here may even already know that their work has been taken. My hopes in making this post are that the authors mentioned here will take action on their own with the knowledge that the writing community here will back them up every step of the way. I hope that this person (whom I assume is either a child or a very childish person) takes the work down or at the least comes clean about stealing the stories. It breaks my heart to know that this “book” has been raking in readers, comments etc with this person taking credit meanwhile the actual writers who put in the hours of writing, editing and publishing have no idea. I’m hoping this also serves as a sort of fic rec list where you can all go and read/re-read these stories and give the original authors some love. God knows they deserve it!
I’ll be making a tiktok and tagging some people who make weasley related content in order to maybe spread some more awareness there since the majority of people on weasley tiktok seem to prefer wattpad over tumblr (only god knows why but that’s their fish to fry)
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hpimaginethat replied to your post “my room smells funny”
I love candles. Andthat one sounds lovely.
i got it at bath and body works today im so excited for it :’)
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blood status: muggle born | half-blood | pure-blood
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | hufflepuff | ravenclaw
pet: cat | owl | toad | rat | something not allowed
quidditch: chaser | beater | keeper | seeker | spectator | announcer
squad: the golden trio | the silver trio | the bronze trio | the marauders | fred, george & lee
subject: astronomy | charms | defense against the dark arts | herbology | history of magic | potions | transfiguration | alchemy | arithmancy | care of magical creatures | muggle studies | study of ancient runes
school life: head boy/girl | prefect | troublemaker | quidditch captain | teacher’s pet | no extra ‘‘titles’’
snack/sweet: cauldron cake | chocolate frog | pumpkin pasty | fizzing whizzbees | sugar mice | bertie bott’s every flavour beans | sherbert lemons
drink: butterbeer | fire whiskey | pumpkin juice
career: auror | dragonologist | healer | journalist | magizoologist | ministry of magic employee | obliviator | potioneer | professor | quidditch player | unspeakable | wandmaker
blog rate: troll | dreadful | poor | acceptable | exceeds expectations | outstanding
following: no sorry | +f | yes!!! | always
no more please!
(blacklist “blog rates” if u don’t wnna see these!)
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Announcement: Irma and Martin will literally be Cheaper By the Dozen, and have 12 kids.
@hpimaginethat and I officially love this hc. Fight me, prove me wrong.
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tagged by the amazing @froekenpest whose beautifully-stubbled harry haunts my dreams. thanks lovely!
What is your name? kitty
How old are you? 27
What houses are you in? slytherin
What kind of blog do you run? all drarry all the time over here, and my anime garbage blog is @viktornikiforovz. so if you see that blog in your notifications it me (;
Your patronus? thestral
Your Pottermore house results? slytherin
Which book is your favourite? used to be order of the phoenix. i’m actually rereading for the first time in a literal decade (bout to start goblet of fiyah) so we shall see if that remains true.
Which book is your least favourite? CANT CHOOSE this question offends me
Which movie is your favourite? prisoner of azkaban
What is your least favourite movie? idk i need to rewatch them tbh
What is your favourite quote? the iconic “there’s no need to call me sir, professor.” and then “after all, to the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.”
Favourite Potter? Harry
Favourite Weasley? Ron
Favourite Malfoy? Draco
Favourite Black? Sirius
Favourite Marauder? James
Favourite Golden Trio? Harry
Favourite Silver Trio? Draco
Favourite female character? Hermione
Favourite male character? Harry
Favourite professor? McGonagall
Favourite House? Slytherin
Which character do you dislike the most? fuck snape
What ships are your favourite? drarry, romione, jily, linny
Is there a movie you liked more than its book? neverrrr
If you could make up your own house what would be the traits? creative, passionate, whimsical, intuitive
What would your Amortentia smell like?
black coffee, lavender, fresh snow, dark chocolate, aged books
Which do you prefer, owls, cats or a frog?
owls
Which is your favourite harry potter era?
prob golden trio followed by marauders
i tag @ourlazykittycollection @pulq @sleepydrarry @1959black @fleetofshippyships @bottseveryflavorbeans @nimbvs @ieatkitcat @hpimaginethat and anyone else who reads this! seriously pls tag me if you do it!!
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Ginny: This date is boring.
Harry: This isn’t a date, I said I was going to the store.
Ginny: Then why did you invite me?
Harry: I specifically said “Don’t come with me.” And you said “Fuck you Harry I do what I want.” and followed me here
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Tagged
I was tagged by the fantastical @gingerglader Thanks!
Name: Caitlin
Nickname: Cait
Zodiac Sign: Aries
Height: 5′2″
Orientation: Hetero
Ethnicity: Philippines
Favorite Fruit: Green Apples
Favorite Season: Winter
Favorite Book: Harry Potter, Maze Runner and Percy Jackson. you’re not making me choose
Favorite Flower: Violets
Favorite Scent: Smoke, rain and good perfume
Favorite Animal: Snakes
Coffee, Tea, or Hot Cocoa: Hot chocolate but when i drink it too fast it hates me. so sad
Average sleep hours: 9
Cat or Dog Person: dog
Favorite Fictional Character: Draco Malfoy, Newt and Luke Castellan
Number of Blankets: one
Dream Trip: London most specifically: Hogwarts
Blog created: No idea
i tag: @crazy-girl-2002 @hpimaginethat @things-that-make-me-slytherin @it-started-over-drarry @shitslytherinssay and @dademigods
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Let the Music Play
{I was tagged by the lovely @olivverqueenn; Go check them out! Their blog is amazing! :) }
Directions: You can tell a lot about a person by the music they listen to. Put your MP3 player, itunes, Soitify, etc. on shuffle and list the first 10 songs, then tag 10 people! No skipping!
NOTE: So I did this via iHeartRadio because I don’t download music because my phone has like zero space left. Because I did it on iHeartRadio, I had to skip because a lot of channels give you songs you’ve never listened to, so I just hit skip until I’d seen a song that I’ve actually listened to so you guys really get to know what I actually listen to versus what iHeartRadio thinks I want to listen to. Just an FYI.
1.) “Jamie All Over (Acoustic version)” by Mayday Parade
2.) “All Again For You” by We the Kings
3.) “Tell Me I’m A Wreck” by Every Avenue
4.) “Mr. Right” by A Rocket to the Moon
5.) “Safari” by J. Balvin
6.) “I Write Sins Not Tragedies” by Panic! At the Disco
7.) “Give Me Your Hand (Best Song Ever)” by the Ready Set
8.) “Hall of Fame” by the Script feat. Will.i.am
9.) “The Phoenix” by Fall Out Boy
10.) “Rhythm of Love” by the Plain White T’s
I tag @hella-gaybe , @acciopevensie, @multiplefandomsblog, @i-just-wanna-ahs-okay, @julismythmusic, @hpimaginethat, @formyfandoms, @goblackhatwithme, @untexting and anyone else who wants to do this.
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abreak replied to your post “hpimaginethat replied to your post “I don’t want to study, I want to...”
I wanted to write today too, maybe it was a special day or sth
Maybe
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Me and @hpimaginethat: Why spend my very limited money on things I need when I can spend it on things I want instead?
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hpimaginethat replied to your post: 2 followers away from 700 anyone wanna promo me...
Hopefully me? You’ve got us!
i had a little burst of followers and i think you were 702!!! HI HELLO WELCOME THANK YOU FOR FOLLOWING I HOPE U DONT REGRET IT
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Hermione: Ron, can I speak to you for a minute?
Ron: Oooooh, someone's in trouble!
Ron: It's me. I don't know why I did that...
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“Reading the Goblet of Fire in public and Voldemort says ‘Kill the spare’”
Hufflepuff Caption Contest Winner: @viva-la-vie-bohemily
Honorable Mentions:
@hpimaginethat: McGonagall: Pop quiz.
@prussianbluepuppy: When one of the first years misses a "password knock' on the barrel to the common room
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