#hws mena

[miyuecakes]

speed render practice with mr libya

[fac-romam-iterum-magna]

Basically iran is to MeNa the wine aunt no one likes but is still in the family because they've been around for too long

Saudi arabia is that one elder who thinks because he is older he should be treated with the uttermost respect

Israel is the distant relative everyone hate who doesnt get invited to family fest (he doesnt care anyway he's friend with the cool guys)

Morocco is the weird cousin no one understands

Palestine is the kid everyone wants to protect

Iraq is the cool cousin who was the child prodigy but some bad decisions and it went downhill

Oman is ...here

Turkey is the neighboor and family friend considered as part of the family because he's always here

Egypt is the popular one who seems to know the whole city and likes to think he represent the whole family (he probably does anyway)

[ego-meliorem-esse]

Why are there so many male helltalia characters now i gotta femme my france for a moment just to remember how to draw women and suit my fancy

[tianshiisdead]

Japan shaves just about everything. He doesn't think more hair=more manly. He infact has a whole different idea of what is manly compared to western countries or most countries in general. He also likes flowers and floral patterns.

everything?!

[crystalis]

i feel really obsessed with hyrule warriors in a way thwt is hard to describe

[peonycats]

drawn in honor of the upcoming Lebanon vs. Algeria Arab Cup Match

[ask-aph-angel-canada]

Ivans older sister drooled over my bongalahangomongohooganangos, so

WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME AND MY FOLLOWERS THIS

[py-liza]

All I do is get stoned and knit

[yanderemontgomerygator]

heakc caon/ fangoction: motbgoemey gator ks yandre for y/n an he takes y/n to ther ass appountment buut motngiemry gatoe is too agraif to tell y/n thart ther ass is flat. and also y/j doenst knwo the sifferentce berween a crocodule an an alligator.

(the y/n is referd to with they/thm pronuns in te fic. if you wold feel mor comfortbale usig yoyr own pronon when read you can :) als dont read if you ar minor cau sthat would be weird.)

start

[it ws 2:36 PM an y/n as in the car wih their nww boufriened, montgoemry gatoe, who us yandere. motbyoemey gator was handosmely driving them to theri ass appitnment at rhe ass doctor. y/n was nerhosu about the dogo4es assessment of 5heir ass.]

y/n: omg bay cakes im so bervous!!! what if the rovtor says ym ass is in a abd conditon!!!

motngomery gator: baby ifs okat!! you'v ben doig squats for 7 moths straighr your as is so juixy!!!! evry tome i slap it it jigle!

y/n: thak you motngomery... yoy ar so nicw to ne and mt ass :)

motbgieney gator: i jniw how imprirtant it is to yoy babedy.

[but motngomery was lyig... he new every time he spapped y/n's ass it dd NOT jigle. he kbeiw y/n was as flat qs good skiping rock. vut y/n has won zo maby pagent becaus of their ass. it is teheir prize posessuon. thir magnum opus. motngiemry did not have the heart to tel them that thwy were only wining these pqgents becus the other contestatnts were somehow even flater than they arg.]

y/n: img i think tyats the doctoes offics up ahead IM SO CBSSCAREDD!!!!

motngienry gator: dont wory baby the apointment qil go qwesome. :)

y/n: okay :)

[mintgoemey pulled into the doctoda office and parked. they gor out and rventually y/n was called in for the apojtment to begin. tthe dovtor steped in, an motngoemey kmmediatelt recognized them.]

funtieme fozy: heolo guys il he your docitr today :)

motngoemeu gator: FIIJTNIEME FOXY???? What ar yoy diiijgb here?

futime foxy: i am trianed in medics! remeber fnaf world??

mintgoemey gator: i wasbt in that game

funtieme foxy: haha yeah anywas. u am ass fovtor now so y/n what is yoyr ass pr9blem. i can maybe ofer you soem ASSistace hahahahahabhaaha

y/n: hahahahaha shut th fuck up i cant sit witout feling like im siting on 2 precisely positiond eggs.

fjntieme foxy: pkay bitch you wana get flip with me i disny go to fuckig ass doctoe colege to get shit on lik this now show me youir fukint ass.

[y/n turnd arond an fqce away from funtiem foxy.]

funtiene fixy: well thers your fuxkiny problem idiot your flattr than an air hockey puck.

y/n: whT the FUCK is WROY WIT YOU!!! MY AS HAS CURVATURE IT HAS WONNED 79 PAGEMNTS!!!!

funtieme foxy: wel the other costestabts' ases must have ben fucking concave if you wer able to win with rhat thing.

y/n: YOY AR SO FUXI8GN RUDE AND I AN NOT FKAT!!!

figtme foxy: i cam be as rud as i want i hav a doctorate dumb nass.

y/n: YOR DOCTORATE MENAS NOTHIG. MINTGIMERy TEL THEM THAT MY AS IS PLUMP AND JIGGOLY AN YOU LIKE IT!!!

motngieney gator: uh

funtiem fxot: godb damb bitch montgonerys ass is fater than yours an he was the flattest btich 8n that pizaplex.

[y/n looked at their own ass and then at montgoemrus. and thn back at their own as. ahd then ack at kotngoemry's. they relaize dthat funtime fixy iz right. motngomey has cake... y/n.... has kale.... y/n ran oud of the rom cruing.]

motngoemry gatir: Y/N COEM BAK!!!!

[morngiemey gator an funt8me foxy ran out after y/n. y/n was runig towad the staircaee.]

y/n: NO! NO CHASIG AFTER ME!!! YOU LIED TO MY FAC... YOUC MAD ME FEEL LIKE I HAD THE FATEST ASS IN THE WORLD!...

mitngoemry gator: BABUY PLEASE! I LOV YOUR ASS EVEN IF IT ISNT AFECTED BY PHYSICKS AN IT STAYS COMPETLY STILL NO MATER HW HARD I SLAP IT!!!

y/n: FOEGET YOU. I AM GOIG HOME. AN I WIL DO MORE SQUAT! AN YO UWIL REGRET LYIG TO YM FAC!!!!!

[y/n staryed runig down the stairs, but befor they could make it don, they triped on a cloth an fell down the rmeiajning 42 stairs.]

mitngoenry gator: Y/N NOOOOOOOOoOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOKIOIOIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIOIKIOIO!!!!!

[everythig went dark.]

[1 weks layer]

[y/n woke up ina hospptiral bed. onfused, they loked arond andsaw funtiemr foxy next to their bed]

funtien goxy: gof afternoon y/n.

y/n: wher am i???

funtien foxy,: yoy ar 8n the hospitl. you tieped downt he staris an went unconscios for a wek. but your oaky now. your wleocme by the way.

y/n: o.. thank... wait, wher id montogmery? DID HE LEAV ME HER ALONE!!!!

futneime foxy: motngoemry gator is recoveirng....

y/n: reochernig???? ogm is he okay???? whT happend???

funtie foxy: he is fine... whil the surgeryons were eorking on fixubg your wounds, motngoemry decidd to add on one extra surgery ot your bill.

y/n: what...???? what surgeyr????

funtienf xoxy: see fur yoursef.

[y/n got up an loked in the miror. they dint notic anthring at first, but then thy turned to the skide and saw.... their ass was HUMONGUS!!!

y/n: OGM MT AS IS SO BIG!!!! AN IT SSO JIFLGLY.??????,

funtient fixy: yes. anywys um. i wa s actualy meanig to tell you, i dont thik your siting issue was causd by the siz of your ass i think you mite have rheumatoid arthritis.

y/n: SHTU THE FUCK UP YM ASS!!! IT JS PERFECT!!! IT IS ZO CURVATURE!!! LIKE JUPITR!!!! but wait... why is motngoemry recoveruing then???

funtiene foxy: who so you think gave yoy the ass?

y/n: 😧

[y/n loked in their pant. ther new ass was gren and scaly.]

y/n: 😧?????

funtien fixy: yeah.

y/n: i hav crocodil ass now?

funtiene fixy: he's an aligayor stupid.

y/n: thers no difernt.

funtienfoxy: yes there fukung is idiot.

y/n: you anrnt a zoologist your a docor so shut up. anywas um that was a nic sentiment an all but i dont think i want a crocodil ass so um im gona break up with motngoemry now mayb.

funtienf oxy: what

y/b: yeah idk in just not feling the whole gren scaly ass vibe you kno.

funtiem foxy: what the fuck. montogmeyr is dyig out because we dont hav any other ases to give him an you are gona break up with him? he iz a hero.

y/n: wel i didnt ask for tis so yeah. ivmean i cpogouldv jus got plastic surger in mexico or somthig idk.

funtien fixy: what

y/n: yeh. plus hes yander which iw werid so. yeh. tell him were done. im gona go buy new pant now to compensat for.. this.

funtime ficy: bruh

yy/n: thaks for the help tho il keep that authoritis thig in mind.

funtien fixt: BRUH.

[y/n walks out, their new qss shakig as they go.]

[the scen cuts to motngoemry gayor, in the hospital bed bleding out of wher his ass used to be. ffuntien foxy walsk in an goes up to him.]

motbgoemry gstor: doc.... docor.... d... did t.... *caugh* did they.... like.... th as.... ass......

funtiem fixy: no.

mitngienry gator: augh....

[the heary rate monitr wen flat. motngoemry gator is dead. y/n went to mexico foe 50% of their as surgery an they also died.]

tge end.

this waz my public statment on why pagent cultuere is harmfil and why yoy shorld not get cheap cosmetic surgery. tahk for readig.

[deadgrantaires]

yup jsut posted tht without reading. it happens

[miyuecakes]

render practice

[fac-romam-iterum-magna]

Currently thinking about a female syria having two damascus rose in her hair representing damascus and alep (and during the ottomans their respective sandjak)

And if we still are talking about ottoman fem!syria, she would have worn these shoes

[whorefordazai]

cuz this important-

in writing a text for hw

and i jave 2 characters that i didnt give names to

but for plot purposes their names should have a menaing or represent something you know. kinda like how my names actually the name of a greek godess (the primorodial goddess of the night, nyx)

and i no tengo ideas

my head empty too😫 but I mean maybe another greek god/goddess name could work? or just fuck it and use the names hua and rai😎

[gossur]

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[i-must-not-fear]

Before the trailer drops today and all hell will break lose, I’d like to address a few things I’ve seen flying around discussing Dune. These are my personal opinions and views but I’d really like to state them now before discourse will errupt, just to make clear where I stand and what I’m interested in discussing  - and what not :)

I’m not here to pitch Dune against Star Wars. I see it around more and more. I’m interested in comparing these 2 universes, but not in fandom fights. I love both Star Wars and Dune and I won’t pick one over the other.

MENA representation: I see some people calling for more ‘Arabs’ or ‘Islamic people’ in Dune (what even is that supposed to mean?) or that Dune is cultural appropriation. Well, most art is, it’s called inspiration :). Herbert never hid the fact that Dune was ispired by MENA culture and the impact of the oil business in the 1950s/60s. Would I like to see MENA actors in Dune? Yes, of course! Is it really necessary that a Spanish actor plays Stilgar? I don’t know. I like Javier Bardem, he’s great. And I’ve no idea how the casting was done. On the one hand, I can’t believe there was no MENA actor available, on the other, who knows, it might have been a problem of scheduling... Anyway, the Fremen are not ‘Arabs’ or even MENA people, they are a fictional space race created by a white US writer in the 1950s. They are not ‘real people’ and therefore I’ll wait and see who plays the smaller parts in the movie, hoping they took a lot of extras from Jordan to play the Fremen before ripping the movie apart over alleged ‘racism’, as to me the cast looks rather divers compared to other HW movies and the Lynch adaption.

Homosexuality: Herbert made the Baron gay to show how evil he is. He even wants to fuck Paul. Again, this has to be seen in context with when the book was written, but of course it’s not what we want to see today. There are a few resolutions to this ‘problem’ and I’m curious what Villeneuve chose: 1) you can have other, ‘good’ gay characters to frame the Baron 2) you can ommitt the whole thing of the Baron’s sexuality. I have to admit, when I first saw the Lynch movie in 1984, aged 11, it didn’t occur to me how homosexuality was used to vilify the Baron. He was evil anyway to me, even without his young boys. What struck me, though, was that, for the first time, I saw a powerful gay character on the big screen (though, admittedly, I hadn’t seen much yet lol). And he stuck with me, I was fascinated by his darkness (and in the book by his cleverness). So, yeah, we’ll see...

Filmed in Hungary: I’ve actually seen people talking about boycotting the movie as it was shot in Hungary. True, the Orban regime is despicable and proto-fascist. Antisemitism is rising in Hungary (I’d truly want a journalist to ask Tim about it but I don’t imagine this will happen). But the film was’ just’ shot there (in parts). True, a flourishing movie industry stabilizes the regime, but the film itself isn’t glorifying Orban! By this standard (don’t watch a movie shot in a country with a questionable government) it would be hard to watch movies at all, as my list would go: India, China, US, UK, Russia, Poland... I really don’t think this is valid critizism for the movie, sorry.

Don’t sexualize Paul: Lol, yeah, okay, he’s 15 when the film starts (legal where I live, btw). But he’s also a ficitonal character who can’t be harmed by people finding him sexy (though, to me, he’s more arrogant than sexy in the beginning, but whatever). He’s also played by an actor who was 23-24 at the time, and I’m sure when folks say ‘Paul is sexy’ they really mean ’Timothee is sexy’ (which I can agree to lol, and also, he stands for a different kind of HW leading man compared to all those hunks shoved in our faces regularly). To me, this is such an unnecessary and outright stupid discussion re Dune that I want to smash my head against the wall. So, please, spare me lol.

I’m here to enjoy the movie, the acting, the whole design and world building. I like to discuss how certain parts of the books were included, what happened to the characters. And, yes, how hot the actors/actresses look. I want to see if Villeneuve got the message, as I understand it, right (Lynch didn’t imo).

I’m not here, however, to nitpick it apart just for the sake of being critical, trying to look for ‘problemati’c content. I’ve waited over 35 years for a good adaption ffs! Maybe it’s naive but I just want to lose myself in this movie (after this shit year) and have my kind of fun with it.

If some of you think the same I’d be glad to meet you on here :)

[dailysmilingshuichi]

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