#i <33333 television

[bedlund]

posters for riverdale episodes with movie titles

[inkykeiji]

SO THE RADIO GUY’S BACK. I DON’T THINK YOU NOTICED, I DIDN’T AT FIRST—I WAS TOO BUSY BEING A MUCH MORE INTERESTING AND IMPORTANT PERSON. BUT FUCK IT. NEWS IS SLOW TODAY I GUESS. I’M TOTALLY NOT WORRIED ABOUT THIS GUY AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU BE. I TOTALLY WRECKED HIS SHIT THE LAST TIME HE TRIED ME, THANKS FOR ASKING.

[musicallisto]

hiiiiiii if possible can i please also request a 🐚 with formula one? i am a (suffering) woman in stem (biomedical engineering) and although i can be introverted in situations w big groups i love spending time with my friends & making them laugh. i have no gender preference and i cannot wait to see what you come up with <33333

oookay lisa, it is high time i told you about this random ship/association that has been living rentfree in my mind for a while now... i can't keep quiet any longer, and i will wax poetic about you two, because clearly your one true f1 match is lewis hamilton.

okay first of all let me get the obvious out of the way: this man is absolutely gorgeous and oh so lovely oh my god. out of all the drivers on the grid he is the one i would be RACING to introduce to my parents. my mom would never ever reprimand me for anything again if i brought a guy like lewis home.

lewis is such an attentive guy, so he would most definitely try to keep up with your studies/work the same way you do his. it's only fair, and besides, he loves it when you nerd out about engineering; the way your eyes twinkle and you trail off because you get a little self-conscious. he thinks it's the most adorable thing ever, because guess what! he is a little bit of a nerd too!

also he loves asking you for input from an engineering perspective, which you've told him time and time again that you're in biomedical, you have NO idea how his car's aerodynamism or mechanic stress work, but he still values your expertise which is, obviously, the highest of praise coming from someone who is basically The Expert himself in his domain.

and you may act humble and like the mercedes engineers' jobs are way out of your league, but you do know your stuff about thermodynamics and fuel chemistry and composite materials, and lewis is blown away every time by your off-handed commentary, as if your observations were self-evident truths. certainly to you they are, the same way he's got an almost carnal understanding of his car's behavior on the track, and that's why you make such a fierce team. you're the theory, he's the practice <3

that's probably how you would meet by the way. and they were coworkers... oh my god they were coworkers... WAIT NO what if you were lewis' RACE ENGINEER ok ok i'm backtracking!!! you DO know your racing stuff actually. ohhhh good shit

because you know lewis is a cocky bastard (honorary, he's earned it) and when he's still high off the adrenaline of the race, perhaps when he's just scored a podium, he relentlessly flirts with you over radio. tells you he never could've done without you, right, sweetheart?, in that suave voice of his. on LIVE TELEVISION??

oh the twitter girlies are eating that up. and you are fumbling over your words, trying to congratulate him in a way that doesn't give away how putty in his hands you are.

but you're the one he runs to as soon as he's off the podium and free from the clutches of journalists and cameras, without fail.

planet F1 practically implodes after saudi arabia 2021, not only from the actual race which is already a good enough reason to go crazy tbh but also because lewis hamilton, breathless after racing past the checkered flag, seemingly asks you out point blank.

"congrats, lewis! you did it! that's first in the world again!" "... i believe this means i've won my bet, and i can finally take you out?"

we won't talk about the grand prix that followed, lol. he may have lost the world championship but at least he won the girl of his dreams, or something <3

you guys are so silly together it's actually disrespectful to the whole paddock. like there are people working here, loves. doing their 9 to 5. stop giggling and taking the piss at toto wolff in hushed whispers like school children!!

but you won't, and though they may not say it... all the other drivers love you two together <3 less so when knowing you are watching seemingly gives lewis wings during shootouts, however...

[pinkrelish]

you could give me a 2 sentence long chapter and i'd be thrilled. the fact that you're willing to give us such lengthy updates one after another is too kind. any little bit I can get from this series; teasers, filler chapters, whatever, will always have me coming back for more. this is my crack. CRACK. i'm addicted. truly

I literally love you and TYP. thank you for bringing this into my life. it is the only thing I have to look forward to. <33333

you're too kind! i know i'm not the fastest writer because *gestures at mental illness and the failure of the public education system in america* but i hope people appreciate the long chapters!

here's the most random sneak peek i could find as a treat:

not edited so don't look at my grammar

Adrie held up a brown teddy with one glass bead eye slightly larger than the other after surgery was performed on him to replace the one he lost, and said, “This is Mr. Bear.” “Nice to meet you, Mr. Bear,” you said, using your best Children’s Television Program presenter voice to entertain her. You threw a smile over your shoulder at the silliness, and Eddie was already looking at you, warm brown eyes shining with the same fondness as yours. “And he’s married to Mrs. Froggy.” “Wow, a bear and a frog.” You nodded, impressed. “I guess true love knows no bounds.”

[wndaswife]

last request i promise 🤭

just some fluff with emo!wanda after she lost pietro. she’s staying a lot in her room, having outbursts and saying stuff she doesn’t mean etc because she’s grieving and reader tries to help her in some way

prompts 4 and 70 from fluff list

<3

wanda maximoff & gn!reader

tags: fluff, hurt/comfort, mentions of trauma, violence.

word count: 1169

a/n: i loved your requests!!!! thank you so much for submitting so many i loved writing for them <33333

It was a surprise in itself that Wanda ever agreed to move into the compound, but she knew it was the next best step she could take. After her twin’s passing, Wanda had no more family left. She had no one to turn to and nowhere to go.

Now that she had a place to stay for as long as she wanted, and she didn’t have to worry about where to find food or fall asleep for the night. But even so, it seemed that Wanda would’ve rather continued to live the way she always had if it meant having Pietro alive.

You’d thought about it, of course, during his autopsy, if there was a way to bring back what little fragments of life he might’ve still have in him. He was superhuman, and had an advanced metabolism amongst other enhanced bodily functions that made him resistant to many illnesses and diseases. But he was dead. Completely. It was a shame, a boy who was so young with so much potential to change the world as he and his sister had always wanted, to have died the way he did.

Wanda was normally such a curious girl, and it was easy to get her absorbed in new concepts and things. But as of late, nothing’s interested her. She hardly came out of her room, and when she did, it was late into the night when everyone was asleep to make food for herself. 

Eventually, after silent company and quiet conversations, you grew closer to Wanda. Something tugged at your heart when you made her laugh, when you saw her elusive smile that had pulled at her soft-looking lips because of you. She was a sensitive woman, and intensely big-hearted despite the mourning she was going through.

You’d known no more about her than what you’d learned during her sided battle Ultron against the Avengers. She knew which strings to pull when she toyed with your teammates, taking even the mightiest of you down with a wave of her fingers. Mind jumbling and what could be considered as psychological torture, enacted and spread through their mind with ease, made Wanda a formidable opponent.

But soon, she became an ally to the team, and then, a friend to you. It was no surprise to you how laidback and easy she was to approach save what was typical of those who were grieving. She opened her heart to you the first night you sat beside her on her bed, the soft hum of an old sitcom playing on her television. Ever since, the two of you had only gotten closer.

“Tell me about Pietro,” you say while Wanda’s leaning against your arm as the two of you watch a movie on your laptop. You’d shown her how easy and comfortable watching from a more portable device could be, and Wanda was quick to favour it since she was such a fan of film.

Wanda responds cooly, “I don’t want to talk about him, Y/N.”

“I think it would be good for you to,” you advise without thinking.

She raises her head from your shoulder. “What is that supposed to mean, you think it would be good for me?” she inquires, her eyebrows furrowing together curiously. You pause the movie at the question, and when you run your eyes down her restrained scowl and parted lips, you know there’s more than just a simple question behind her words.

You try not to show the way you choose your following words carefully. “I just mean that I think it would make you feel better. That’s all,” you respond, your eyes softening as you shrug.

Wanda scoffs and she moves away from you, snapping, “I don’t need to feel better. I feel fine. Why don’t you just listen to me when I tell you I don’t want to talk about things with you?” Her voice has raised and you know she is getting angry. You and Wanda had never fought before. There were things she was blunt with, but you’d always understood, and she always appreciated it. But it felt different now, and you couldn’t figure out what you’d said wrong.

“Wanda, I didn’t mean anything by it,” you explain, pulling away too so you could look her in the eye. “I just wanted-”

“You just wanted to… to psychoanalyse me like I’m some experiment!” Wanda accuses. She steps off of her bed and stands on the other side, looking down at you.

Your lips part and exhale in disbelief and panic for yours and Wanda’s first fight. Because of how big-hearted she was, how sensitive and down-to-earth she could be, this simultaneously meant that she took anger just as personally as she did admiration or love. You have no choice but to stand up too.

“I don’t think you’re an experiment! Please, I could never see you like that!” you oppose, trying your best not to raise your voice, but her accusations were hard not to feel bewildered with and to have that show in your tone.

Wanda inhales shakily and her hands clench into fists. “I know your type, Y/N- like Strucker and his experiments,” she continues. Her voice breaks with her next few words. “Only Pietro could ever understand what I went through, and how you’re doing the exact same thing. I’m tired of being seen as a… a monster!”

You shake your head, and find no solace in trying to argue your point anymore. You round the bed and Wanda bristles visibly, trying to back up from you as you walk closer to her.

“Don’t get any closer to me. Don’t touch me,” she hisses. “You’re just like Strucker, those disgusting, animalistic researchers that made me into the monster I am now. You think I want to feel like this? You think I want to have lived this life?”

Perhaps you should’ve listened to her warning, because you step even closer, outreaching your arm to take her hand. Wanda doesn’t seem to notice the way scarlet wisps coil around her fingers, but you’re not afraid to take her hand when her magic reaches a rampant summit. You don’t second guess when your fingers brush hers, and just as Wanda doesn’t notice the magic that runs through her fingers, you are oblivious to the way she reaches back and picks up the lamp on her nightstand until it’s too late.

While her arm swings forward in an attempt to throw the lamp at you, her uncontrolled magic shoots out of her hand and the lamp bursts into pieces in her hold. The hard acrylic of the lamp’s base ruptures into hundreds of small pieces. You jerk away and raise your arms to your face, but the shattered pieces cut through Wanda’s hand, across her cheek and down her forearm. 

When you hear the lamp crash to the ground, you lower your arms and look at Wanda. Blood trickles out of the dozens of open cuts on her hand, drips down to her wrist as her forearm bleeds, and some trickles down to her upper lip.

“Oh my god, Wanda,” you breathe out. You stumble back and the backs of your knees make contact with her bed. You reach back and hold yourself up. “Just wait, I’ll be back. Just-”

You dash out of her room, running down the hall to your own room and digging through your things for a first aid kit. When you run back to her room, Wanda is sitting on her bed, her head in her uncut hand as she sobs. Her body trembles with her vehement cries.

“Hey…” you whisper and take a seat beside her. 

“I’m so sorry, Y/N,” she sobs, her face buried in her hand as she hides herself from you in embarrassment. Her hair falls into her face as she’s hunched over her knees.

You wrap your arms around her. “Shh,” you hush softly. “Don’t apologise. It’s not your fault, Wanda. It’s okay. I’m here now.” She lifts her head from her hand and buries her face in your chest. You squeeze her tight and whisper soft support into her hair.

“I miss him so much,” she weeps loudly, sniffling and soaking your shirt in her tears. 

You coo, “I know. It’s okay.” She tries to pull herself closer at first, but you eventually pull away to look down at her. “You’re allowed to grieve, Wanda. I know you’re hurting. But I’m here for you, always. You’re not alone.”

Wanda cries into your chest for a while longer, and when her sobs still themselves into shaky hiccups, you open the kit you brought and pull things out to clean Wanda’s wounds. 

“Come here. Let me fix it,” you whisper into her hair, looking down from over her head to lift her wrist up and run an antibacterial wipe down her forearm, then across her hand. You take her chin in your fingers and wipe her cheek until she’s completely free of blood. Her magic, although weak at the moment, has enough strength to cease her bleeding for a few moments while you apply ointment to her cuts on her hand and wrap it securely with gauze and medical wrap. You do the same with her wrist, and apply a few bandages to her cheek.

Wanda sniffles while she rests her head on your chest as you tape the loose end of her wrap down, “You’re warm.”

You kiss the top of her head. “I love you, Wanda,” you say.

She closes her eyes and doesn’t say very much to you until you pull her under her blankets and hug her against your chest, during which she mutters out a soft, “Goodnight.”

When she wakes in the morning, she watches the delicate rising and falling of your body as you sleep. She kisses your forehead and spends the next few minutes whispering out soft admissions of her love against your warm skin before she tucks herself between your arms again and falls back asleep.

[bbygirlky18]

Hi girlie I have a request for you but it’s not in the WWE realm can you write me a Spencer Reid x Fem Reader where the reader is the new agent who is smarter than Reid and he falls in love with her.

Intelligence falling for Intelligence! Spencer Reid

Spencer Reid x Alanna Ryan

Warnings: Cuteness!!

Word Count: 401

A/N: Hi everyone!! This is the first-ever Criminal Minds request and the first Reid fanfic so I hope you guys like it. This was sent in by @bbygirlnessa18 who sent in a lot thank you, my little psychopath, LOL I'm kidding babes.

@bbygirlnessa18 Alanna is the name.

Hope you guys like it.

Introduction

Meet Alanna Ryan, the new FBI special agent who has turned the BAU team dynamic upside down. Everything about Alanna is exceptional – her intelligence, her wit, her impressive skills as an investigator. But one person on the team notices her even more than the others – Spencer Reid.

With her arrival, Reid falls head over heels in love with Alanna, and soon the two become an item. Despite Alanna being incomparably smarter and more experienced than Reid, he and Alanna establish a special bond formed out of mutual respect for each other's intelligence.

Reid's Feelings

When Reid first meets Alanna, he can't help but be taken by her alluring intelligence and charisma. He finds her completely fascinating and considers every interaction with her to be a privilege, often blushing and finding himself at a loss for words in her presence.

It is Alanna’s unparalleled intelligence that overwhelms Spencer the most. She is not only his equal intellectually, but she surpasses him in almost every way.

Reid is surprised to find himself feeling intimidated by Alanna, as he is usually the smartest person in the room at the BAU. Despite this, his love and admiration for her never wavers. Seeing Alanna in action as a special agent reinforces how incredible he finds her, and his admiration for her only grows with each day.

Reid's Admiration

Reid respects and admires Alanna for her intelligence and confidence. He loves to watch her in action as an investigator and often seeks out her opinion when he's stuck on a case. One of his most admirable qualities is that he isn’t threatened by Alanna’s knowledge and intelligence – instead, he is inspired by her and finds her intellect invigorating.

Moreover, Alanna is not afraid to be vulnerable with Reid and she lets him into her world, which only further strengthens their bond. Slowly but surely, the two agents discover they have much more in common than they initially thought, as they both enjoy the same books, films, television shows, and other artistic outlets.

Conclusion

It's no wonder that Reid falls helplessly in love with Alanna, as their connection is one of a kind. Her confidence, intelligence, and wit are unmatched; while her ability to make Reid feel accepted during vulnerable moments is unparalleled. In the end, it’s Alanna’s undeniable presence that draws Reid in the most, as she fills the room with her light and her strength.

-I hope you guys enjoyed this! I had fun writing it. I love you guys so so much. <33333

[dreamties]

Okay okay hear me out

Johnny with like a much shorter (I’m talking like 5’3) gf who’s also chubby

Just like a really soft sweet chubby gal, maybe she’s a lil insecure about her body type and it confuses him because he thought she was pretty either way if that makes sense??? Like he doesn’t get why she’s insecure he thinks she’s the prettiest person ever 😭

Okay so . . . I'm hearing you out on this SO HARD !!!! Ughhh I can totes imagine this !! ((also you sent in another ask like this?? sorry if i had originally interpreted this as a request and it wasn't?? 😭😭 idk hope you enjoy <3333))

Also also also... i would love to explore this prompt more in the future, if anyone has additional thoughts to spare <333 👉👈 apologies for any spelling errors

taglist: @friedwormeater @0ddmia @lambofjudgement @lizve @urfavsuh @rainbowcake1212 @sadsimp @marriedtoeddie @strawberry-moonpies

Johnny cares about his own appearance . . . In the sense if he doesn't upkeep his beauty, how else is he gonna pick up prey at the bar?

One of the other talented fic writers on this site, I don’t remember who <:O said he would have learned a lot about "how to act" through television. Now, I don't think he had much access to television, except when he was much younger and the slaughterhouse was still running. The one at the bar will also play old films or news stations that come in all funny. . . Anyways !! All of that absolutely applies to this too!! He's seen pretty boys on magazines that Drayton always glares at him for staring at them too long. He knows what girls are "supposed" to like and he feels confident in pulling it off. That's sort of where that desire begins and ends though. While I think the Slaughter family can care about looks- they each have personal, preferred taste- it's not high on their list of wants. It's always a delightful bonus when their partner is a cutie <3333

Johnny is such a little trickster !! Like what a little greaseball he's so annoying sometimes *sob emoji*

At the beginning of the relationship, he's gonna tease ya about your height. Not your body weight though, it's never polite to comment on a lady's weight.

He tends to pick on everyone though. It's like some demented love language, it seems.

Anytime you make a face or a disgruntled noise about it, he seems so confused??? Like what's up with you??? You never get like this. Why are you being weird around him . . .

Basically- gets annoyed that you're annoyed at him for "no reason"

If Johnny has had other partners before this, his handling of the situation would be different. I am in the camp of strongly believing you are his first partner tho <33333

So you're gonna have to spell it out for this mean ol guy cause he doesn't understand these "social cues" cause he's never quite seen it with his folks, and you can't really interpret gestures like yours in magazines and novellas and stuff. He's just a lil lost, why don’t ya give him a hand, huh?

You tell him your worries: that you feel inadequate to be his girlfriend. That you're small and chubby and he deserves someone who is just . . . more than that.

He's lookin at ya all bug eyed and funny the whole time Ya scared him half-to-death, darlin! He thought something was seriously wrong (side note: just because Johnny doesn't take it real seriously- at first- does not mean that it doesn't matter or isn't serious irl at all <333 stay safe out there folks)

She pouts, turning her head at her shoulders and swiveling her body- hands clenching her arms in a crisscross- away from him.

Johnny pulls a face. What had he done this time? He approaches her cautiously, as to not spook her- she had argued for him to leave her outside for right then. He wasn't having much of that.

"Darlin'?" His hand lands on her shoulder, not quite as gentle as he should be with his love. She turns her head the other way, hoping this will somehow make her able to evade any heated arguments. "Darlin', no no- c'mon."

He's not one to give up, though. Which- in this moment- she hates that was one of the qualities she fell in love with him over. The drive, compassion; the awful persistence he had.

She sniffles, not wanting to cry over some- dumb comment he made. A stupid inference of her body to something else. She had half the mind to be angry, instead. She couldn't be angry at Johnny, though. At least not so . . . forthright.

"S'just, you're always teasin me for my height, Johnny. And- and I know you're just holdin' your tongue about my body."

Johnny looks at her with an incredulous squint. "What?"

"I get it, Johnny. But it's no need to tease me for it." He's slow on the uptake. The gears finally turn and whirr into life. He sets his palm, steady and firm, to her shoulder. His fingers curling against her clothed body gently.

"Ah, sweet-cheeks. I think you're stunning. I haven't been teasin' ya." His lover interrupts him with a look. She returns her head strictly to its position.

"Yeah, yeah, I have been. I know. I love you, though. You're sweet, darlin. Hottest girl I've ever laid my eyes on. Now stop pouting." She's feeling much better already. She wants to pout more just to spite him, which makes her giggle audibly. "C'mon. Let me kiss you," he smiles when he hears her laugh. It's toothy, it's sharp. It's inviting, though. "Look at you, sweet thing. Smilin' already. C'mere."

She turns around, letting Johnny pull her into a tight embrace. Kissing the top of her head, her cheek, her pretty lips. Lips he hopes she'll let him kiss a dozen times over.

She still weeps in his arms, less from the residual sad feelings and more from just how sweet her man could be.

"Love you too, John."

(Is calling him john sacrilege . . . it nearly feels like it should be. but i couldnt help write this bit like that hehe <3333)

[jeniffercheck]

i feel like we're entitled to sue for damages after that shivlina fic,,,,,,,,, spare something slightly fluffy mayhaps? shivlina reconciliation? shivlina falling asleep in the jet? shivlina discussing pr strategy while holding hands? shivlina having 0.2 seconds of peace and happiness? mayhaps?

ok ok some fluffy shivlina headcanons under the cut<33333

when they first start spending the night at each other's places on work nights they have to get used to one another's night routines. shiv is not surprised to find out that karolina falls asleep to almost exclusively Bravo TV and that she's a real housewives of beverly hills loyalist & shiv will pretend it's below her to watch but every once in a while she'll peak over her book to see what all the drama is, and the longer they're together the more she becomes invested in the latest season so eventually she lets karolina show her the very first episode and she's so enamored by karolina's obsession with these annoying women on television that she just watches the whole show with karolina...

shiv and oliver constantly have territory battles over karolina bc both of them can't hug her and cuddle with her all day so naturally the only thing to do when they're home with her is to cling to her, and every time shiv wins and they're snuggled up, oliver will come over and chew on shiv's hair until karolina picks him up instead. he always tries to get in between them in bed but eventually the jealousy subsides and oliver warms up to shiv and he doesn't mind cuddling with her as well she's having karolina time

(this is one of my fave headcanons) roman and karolina become best friends, very early on they end up standing near each other at a party and he says something really mean to her but she just laughs and then says something really mean back and then he's like oh.....i get it. and after that it's a little unspoken truce that karolina is cool and shiv is annoying but maybe she deserves happiness, right? just a little? and the more he starts hanging around karolina and hanging around shiv while she's with karolina he sees how above the bullshit karolina is and how real she is & he kind of respects her a little bit, & especially once it's clear she's sticking around he'll like ask her for advice sometimes and treat her like an actual sister and he starts to look forward to family events bc shiv & karolina will be there and they can just be like a bitter old lady brigade together

[saint-cecilias]

tagged by @loisfreakinglane <33333

last song: Sprung by Mariah Carey!! one of her deepest cuts that i think EVERYONE should know about cause it's so goddamn good and it was so ahead of it's time for a song released in 2005!!

currently watching: lol a long ass but super interesting video essay about the impact of LOST on modern television. how it changed the scope of tv and how it helped and hurt how television is consumed today. if anyone wants the link hmu!

three ships: god off the top of my head: cause i'm currently doing a rewatch of the show- klaus/camille [the originals]. cause i watched a beautiful fanvid of these two yesterday- alex/henry [RWRB] and cause i'm bout to watch the latest episode of Wild Cards: max x cole [wild cards cw]

favorite color: lately i've been in a purple phase tbh. so imma say purple. ALL OF THE PURPLES.

currently consuming: honey roasted pistachios!

first ship: this is such a hard question cause i feel like i been shipping for my whole life. but for the purposes of this imma say: angela/shawn [boy meets world]

relationship status: *FLASHES WEDDING RING IN A FLOURISH* I'M MARRIED, BITCHES!!!

last movie: i rewatched American Fiction today and it's such a good fucking movie. like honestly one of the best i've seen in a long time and in a perfect world it SHOULD win best picture at the Oscars tbh.

currently working on: lol a massive case atm which has been taking up a lot of my time and honestly intellectual power???? like my head feels fucking big rn. it's full of secrets and legal info. but it's probably the biggest and most important case of my career thus far and if it swings in my favor, i get to help a LOT of people. which is why i got into this in the first place.

tagging anyone who wants to do this!!!

[scattered-winter]

in honor of s6 returning tomorrow, here's a collection of highlights from the 911 annotation doc feat. season 2 finale and tsunami arc (transcript below the cut)

hen sees a chance to make buck’s life living hell and she always takes it <3 older sibling behavior

chim: [hands buck a sledgehammer]

buck: >:D

I FORGOT [maddie] CAME INTO THIS EPISODE <33333

not to be dramatic but if my brother almost walked into the shower with me absolutely ass-cheeked naked i would simply require him to give me financial compensation

buck automatically assumes maddie is talking about eddie when she says someone’s cute

sir. buddy old pal.

press f to pay respects to the new ladder truck that lasts all of like 3 episodes before blowing up

these detectives are stupid as FUCK godbless <3

MADNEY

THEY’RE DISGUSTING. WHEN IS THE WEDDING <3

damn i wish it would rain money where i am rn

a guy comes falling onto a car out of a window and my first thought is “it’s raining men hallelujah”

EUEHHH ITS MAGGOT LADY ALSO

not the hair maggot lady. the other one.

the fact that i have to specify WHICH maggot lady it is. evil.

lmao i forget that. most 15 year olds dont have learner’s permits

i was driving farm equipment when i was 10 so im an outlier i guess

oh my god the hand on buck’s waist

homosexuals

[ID: a close-up screencap of eddie and buck hugging, with eddie's hand on buck's waist and buck's hands on eddie's shoulders. end ID]

do u see this shit mr krabs

[eddie] looks soooooooooooooo slutty in that white shirt oh my god

spiritual successor to the slutty black tank top

WOOOOOO HERE WEGO <333 MOST INSANE FEW EPISODES TO EVER GRACE NATIONAL TELEVISION <33333333333333333

i was a different person before watching the tsunami for the first time btw. after finishing this arc i was a Changed Man.

DO NONE OF THESE PEOPLE KNOW WHAT NO WATER MEANS. Y’ALL LIVE IN LA. YOU SHOULD KNOW.

WHY AREN’T YOU RUNNING

GET THE HELL OUTTA DODGE

GO GO GO GO GO GOG OG GO GOG OG GO GOG GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO

ghlsdkjfskg this guy wanting A Sign … my brother you got a fucking tsunami

poseidon said Fuck this guy

fuck it

au where the greek gods are real

i mean we already know zeus has it out for buck and eddie

it aint much of a stretch <333

LENA <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

i think she and lucy should have met onscreen tbh

or maybe not because the sheer dyke energy would be too powerful for the show to handle

and yes i know this show has a canon lesbian couple. irrelevant <3

ghlskdjg buck’s look of absolute shock after eddie looks him in the eye and says That….bitch me too the fuck

MAN AND [athena] HAS TO AMPUTATE A GUY’S ARM….

major props to her because i could NOT do that

i’d simply say Sorry bro i just. yeah i have a uh. thing. with a guy. i gotta go. bye <3

ghslkdgj [chim] makes a quip as he’s pulling up <333 ofc he does <33333

i fucking love him btw. in case u couldnt tell.

“we’re gonna need a bigger mail truck” the way you just KNOW he’s seen jaws

[rottenhouses]

s8 on television<33333 I know what to do tonight<33333

[henriiiii-1001old]

alt swap au ramblings bc they are rotating in my brain <33333

i just kinda wanted to ramble abt the characters' like personalities and stuff so ye :D

cain murray: pre vol 1 he was very outgoing and enthusiastic! loved meeting people and going out to parties or malls or whatever he felt like doing that day! however post vol 1, his newly diagnosed c-ptsd and general trauma from the incident caused him to shy away from people. he became overly paranoid of everyone around him, including his own siblings. and after the paranoia came the depression, which only worsened his mental state overall. he probably should not have been chosen to be the main face of bps lemme tell you that much.

mabel murray: the most level headed member of bps and is actually the one who came up with the idea for it! she had always been interested in the paranormal, and they also wanted to get to the bottom of the whole alternate situation due to them almost killing his brother. he handles all the online stuff for the group under the alias "stanley" due to its face being on multiple "alternate sighting report" signs all over the counties.

seth murray: struggles with a lot of things, such as emotions, feeling empathy, feeling. anything really. he was diagnosed with both aspd and autism from a young age, and a lot of people think he's basically unapproachable because of said conditions. he likes to be by himself for most of the time, but he does like hanging out with cain and mabel sometimes! he'll crack a few jokes with them here and there, and while he doesn't show it on his face he really does enjoy their company! he also may think davis is a little annoying and way too self centered, but he keeps him busy so he doesn't mind.

thatcher "davis" marshall: very self centered and way too cocky for his own good, but he's generally fun to be around! he's usually one to take really unnecessary risks, but they're usually all in good fun! he's the biggest troublemaker of bps as well, always finding a way to damage properly -- on accident or on purpose no one ever knows) -- or just messes around with the other members to poke fun. however, he is very self conscious about his appearance, and having a demon roommate with your name who constantly looks like your younger self doesn't help. he comes off as someone who would tackle a situation head-on except for the fact he runs from true danger at the first chance he gets.

lilith miller: very snotty and bratty and WILL BITE YOU if provoked. she had a troubled childhood where her parents were constantly fighting about her, which led her to get into multiple fights with classmates from school as a way to mitigate the pain. she most often fought with seth because they absolutely HATED each other and wanted every chance they got to snap at each other. the only place that wanted to hire her was dave because of said past, and she kinda hates him. but she puts up with him because she knows she won't be able to get any other job. she is very suspicious of her employer due to him having the only television in the state, in which tvs were banned for years at this point.

gabriel o'brien: lieutenant of the mcpd except he's less depressed and more concerned for the county. he ended up being the last member of the force due to the whole alternates thing, and he really tries to not let it get to him. he and maria weren't too close, but he did take her death as the first sign that things were definitely going to shit. he also doesn't trust dave very much, but he goes to him whenever he needs help with particular tech stuff regardless.

maria weaver: very softspoken and tried helping others whenever possible. definitely a favorite in the department before her death, and she is remembered dearly, even by those who left the police force. she had always wanted to get to know gabriel better, but she never found the courage to try and talk to him even if she was getting support from other friends in the department. and she unfortunately never got to make that step towards what could have been a really great friendship.

terry "toony" o'brien: gabriel's older twin brother who runs the local church in mandela. terry got the nickname "toony" from being SUPER obsessed with cartoons when he was a kid. he is very softspoken and genuinely cares about the county. while his brother tries to tackle trouble head on, terry is much more passive and tries resolving conflicts with victims of alternates and M.A.D. this did cause a bunch of arguments to spawn between the brothers, which led to terry wanting to cut ties with gabriel and led to his ultimate demise.

dave: literally canon gabriel but with a lil more whimsy. he still runs mandelatech, as it acts as a way to meet and kill victims faster. he keeps in touch with a certain terry o'brien due to selecting him as his "mandela prophet". he doesn't care at all for human life and just fucks around because he's basically god and will do anything to abuse his power, even against his own kind.

adam: one of the most active and most dangerous alts right under dave. he orchestrates a lot of child kidnappings around mandela and sometimes has eve and jonah help. while he is the most active of the alts, he doesn't really talk to them other than for maybe 3 or 4 of them (which would just be jonah, eve, dave, and seth). he's EXTREMELY manipulative and will do anything to get his way, even if things have to go off script for that to happen. the most prominent example of this would be adam having to tell seth the truth on his home computer instead of the basement.

eve: an accomplice to adam who helps adam kidnap and kill children for. whatever the canon reason would be. she mostly likes to occupy mirrors and creep in the shadows. in terms of kidnapping children, she'd be like a "motherly" figure, calming the children down when they get upset and making it seem like going with her would take them to a happier place with a happier family. of course it's all lies, and she loves to make them, especially when taunting a certain lilith miller.

jonah: an accomplice to adam and eve who also assists with their child kidnapping schemes by distracting children with a luring them in with a cartoon or some other sort of child friendly show. he is generally afraid of adam due to how often he bursts out in anger in front of jonah, but he takes it and pushes his own feelings down. he reluctantly follows dave's orders and hopes for the best really.

ruth: doesn't like to interact with other alternates often, and she isn't the biggest fan of causing deaths and stuff. she'd rather spread M.A.D. and be done for the day. she is only slightly tolerable of dave due to her working for him, but she seems to like "thatcher"? they've hung out a few times, and it was always awkward, but they'd sometimes like some quiet time and they'd enjoy each other's company anyway. she's probably met davis before, in which she'd think he's iffy. she think he'd only get in the way of whatever dave's plan is and almost killed him one time to try and ease that anxiety.

"thatcher": he is best described as just a lil guy bc that's really what he is! he is very curious about people overall and tries his best to not fulfill his alternate duties. his best excuse to do this without too many questions from other alts is stalking/rooming with davis and taking his appearance. he actually was first meant to haunt gabriel after vol 333 events, but thatcher found more interest in davis as he was following gabriel home. he is generally pretty shy and is willing to give a helping hand in whatever someone needs at the moment.

[inkykeiji]

omfg you watched hazbin???? you’re literally one of my favorite accs on here and your feeding us hazbin crumbs😭😭😭😭i’m so excited

I DID i’ve actually watched the entire series three (3) times in the past week (i really wish i was joking) like i am completely and totally obsessed with it <333 it’s totally rotting my brain to the point where my skull is caving in and my mind is sticky sweet hazbin mush!!!!!!

i am really hoping to write more pieces for it!!! probably for vox, alastor, and lucifer! <3

[rosandguilarehead1968]

1, 5, 9, 23 <33333

1 who is my comfort character - if im fully honest the concept confuses me a little idk why... me and my pinterest board of like 400 data startrek images have been through things together though :-) my bestie from the television data

5 what colour are my eyes - like greenish gray?

9 hot coffee or cold coffee - tough question i love cold coffee but i tend to drink it very fast and then get way too jittery and w hot coffee i can't do that. but if im drinking a hot drink i will without fail burn my mouth like 80% of the time so. idk it's a tie

23 how do i feel about chilly weather - i like chilly weather :-) walking out for a few seconds in the cold clears my head pretty well i love that... jacket weather is my fav + when it's sunny but windy and not too warm<33 springtime <3

[projectthesinner]

List five things that make you happy, then put this in the inbox of the last ten people who reblogged something from you, get to know your mutuals and your followers!

aw yay :3

my partner!! lui (e/em) makes my heart fly and feel warm n fuzzy.. my darling kitty cate! i love em so so soo much we've been together for nearly 8 years!!! while it is long distance, i cannot wait to finally kiss em <33333 we will cuddle like silly kitties on a picnic in our most gorgeous outfits ive written it in stone >w<

raccoons!! hands down my favourite animal, they are a non-newtonian, non-euclidian, sneaky silly fatasses and i mean this affectionately. the day i see one irl is the day i ascend

my art!! getting to post and talk about my art & projects im working on fuels me, in particular, i love my oc moirai achlyz i will never get over her (@the-gouremet)

homestuck!! this goofy fuckin webcomic has taken my brain hostage and i invited it in. it has completely reinvented my way of thinking, i cant thank and curse it enough for all it's done for me.

minecraft!! this game is very dear to me, been with it since 1.6, i love how limitless it is in both capabilities and creativity. i could never tire out of it with how much is possible inside it.

BONUS!:

static!! yes the static noise you see/hear/feel on analogue televisions is a big brain buzzer for me, the chaos, the connotations, the fact that it is in my visual field 24/7 (hallucination go bzzz) i could genuinely spend hours watching a channel with no signal

[boxwinebaddie]

I love you uncle Nina!!!!! You’re a big inspiration for my writing 🫵🫵🫵🫵

i love you too, my sweet-sweet sugar sweet pea! and that love is universal and extends like an internet hug to anyone who has made the intrepid and ambitious ( generous, really ) journey to follow me across the entire process of you reading/me writing the bat-shit insane, encyclopedia-sized virtual novel that is a fanfiction about two next door neighbor boy super best friends from a comedy central television show.

not only am i humbled, but extremely, extremely honored, that you are a fan of my fiction. i am a fan of your reality, my friend. <3

you!!!!! my lovely!!!! actually inspired ME to write today!!!! :))))) this message was so so kind and wonderful to me that it motivated me to open my google doc where...knock on wood...my taco greasy writer girl fingers are currently flying across my screen and painting my google doc with...words that will hopefully soon make up chapter 12!!

i am glad you are inspired by me, but know that i am infinitely and endlessly inspired by you and every single one of you ten million times over! ily ily ily! mwah mwah mwah! xoxoxoxoxo

thank you for your passion, your light and with that said

go forth and write, starbright <33333 -uncle nina