#i burped

[chelasmells]

teehee edit 🙊

[sneakupandhitya]

My penis is erect

Tokirection

[bagghhead]

burps

[kingsalem]

burping

burps

[bosspigeon]

so bc i am a Gross Dude my friends i and sometimes rate our burps and my coworker (who is a teen girl) burped in front of me once and i instinctively rated it

so now every time she burps she looks to me hopefully for a rating and bc she has delicate little baby burps i now have to create an entirely new Burp Rating System unique to her bc i rate anything below a 5 and she looks at me like this

[chickenpidgepies]

Oh something not good just happened...hmmm

I joke about my body betraying me but what was that actually

[kurj]

she loves her octopus jar!!

i had to draw her again lol - here's my first drawing of her (click) and more of my minoan art (click)

[mom-bod-babe]

Indulged a little too much yesterday 😅

[heavysambino]

I tried to do a sit up after chugging milk and cookies and well...

[seenfull]

Quick doodle of @miss-squishy's OC, Yami :)

[thefatstruggle]

Coke and mentos never fail to provide

Split the 2 litres up over an hour or two. Part 1 obvs

[lambment]

Give Heket a Monster Energy Drink

I've never had monster before is this right

[dankeyes]

Been stuffing myself pretty good for a few days

Came home after stuffing myself with pasta and fast food and drank a beer.✨

So fucking stuffed it hurts 🫠

[mogomoguz]

Rizzing up a pirate: step 1

[chubunited]

with/without stretch marks

Are you full yet? I don't think so...

[heavysambino]

INTOX STUFFING!!

I decided to go all out for my return, I smoked some 🍃 and I destroyed an XL Pizza <333