#i cannot believe more ppl dont ship them tbh

[tekitothemagpie]

Luffy is so crazy for this, man.

Judge is spouting out all the things that make Sanji a failure in his eyes.

And then Luffy just says that it's all the good things about Sanji.

That does shit to a motherfucker Luffy, calm down.

[batarangsoundsdumb]

hae interrogationes multae respondeant quia demens .

if you read this entire ask post you deserve a gold star and financial recompensation

Um, Obviously because when you’re adopted by a white guy you automatically become white duhhh

this is about this post lmao and yeah youre absolutely right, you have to hand your poc card in when you get adopted by a white guy.

Do you think Cass would listen to Yanni, the YouTube channel epic symphonic rock, or some other stuff? There's some cool mashups but idk if that's up your alley, I kinda feel like I'm pushing it with my weird taste of music by recommending an orchestra cover of metal, but i just love that sort of thing and mashups :P @harvestyourcherries 

i haven’t heard of that? but in my personal (correct) opinion steph listens to classical music, and then both modern and older, and then also stuff like black sabbath, iron maiden, but also hardrock and hardcore. i like the idea of cass just liking the most extreme screaming songs full of noise and then also listen to pachelbel’s 370th sonata yanno? THANK YOU for the rec tho

speaking of ur cass playlist hc...reminds of the time (yesterday) i found 2 playlists randomly on spotify from the same user. one was abt 3 hours of instrumental/classical "dark" & "nostalgic" music. the other almost 11 hours of nothing but hardcore bass/synth/electronic music. just an incredible tightrope act to put on in public. the synth one was also called like "psalms for synth sluts" which is Also incredible

tbh i LOVE synth SO MUCH like for no reason at all but then also cannot handle a poppy electronic beat lmao. but this seems like the kinda thing i’d do but just in one (1) playlist bc i just sort songs by vibe instead of genre? that’s how i end up with britney spears and billy ray cyrus in the same playlist. 

Oh, I want Kate Kane playlist next! It would be amazing if you could do one when you have time and will 🙏

how rude would it be of me to just say no? like sorry kate but idk you and also you seem way too keen on the us military for an institution that homophobically targeted you? (and also commits war crimes) but let’s unpack the fact that the institution that caused the death of your mom and sister and also got you blacklisted for being gay is still one you align with???

'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' --- when i tell you i fucking screamed LOL!!!!!!! i can imagine the cameraman not knowing if he should cut to commercial or keep it on these two weirdos fighting on stage (bruce definitely ruffled dick's hair/noogied him right?? 

about this post but yeah lmao. this cameraman just turns to like the audience to get a reaction and it’s just multiple moments of CLEAR shock.

you are the only funny person on this hellsite

how egotistical is it for me to say that i get this ask multiple times a month? bc it literally happens so often it’s hilarious to me.

Wish there was more john/Bruce content 😔😔😔 was so hungry I actually looked at canon media 😔😔😔 (Justice League Dark babeeeyyyyyy)

check out batman: damned for some mediocre content but at least it’s john/bruce (also very interesting story and stuff, just got very >:( over this weird part where harley quinn tried to r*pe bruce or something? it’s not for everyone)

dick grayson but he's nicki minaj

his anaconda don’t want none,,, unless...... 

Dick Grayson was never a cop, he played Marshall on Paw Patrol

you are SO right. also paw patrol is a fucking good show idc. that shit could’ve been the new steven universe on this hellsite.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CS1lI0bLI7-/?utm_medium=copy_link

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why do people keep reposting my CONTENT. if you are not funny yourself don’t just grab shit off of tumblr and post it on insta,,, get a life. sidenote: should i start an insta and get all these ppl to take my content down that would be funny as hell.

Might I suggest for a Gotham City Meme: something about the true crime fandom thirsting for the rogues gallery

ok can i just say something slightly controversial?? no? i don’t find true crime ppl who are into criminals funny, that shits disturbing irl im not gonna bring that into my very chill universe.

i may have never seen a 'jason cleaning guns in sink' fic but i do know he WOULD

THANK YOU

bestie im sorry to say this to you but while you can, and people do wash their guns in the sink, that is a lot of lead in a very vital part of the kitchen.

people tend to do it in the bathtub.

WHY???? like damn why do you even have guns

i dont think i read many gun sink fics exactly but i have read lots of fics where jason cleanes his guns in the living room. usualy dissembles them and cleans them with a rag i think

lmao fair enough, like i think that’s a large part of what i remember as well.

if you say you've seen/read gun sink fics I believe you. I think those of us who didn't see them are lucky or maybe didn't search for fics by tags or something idk

i mean ive never sought them out but i HAVE seen them,, like definitely i know almost for certain.

saw your tags and I'm interested in Steph/Kara now. They would be the most chaotic couple <3

literally thoooo, i have a wip where they get together in a zombie apocalypse and like UGGGHhhh i am so in love with them.

I am the Breece anon. Thanks for the recommendation; am reading now. I’ve always been a hardcore Superman fan because I love my pure himbo farm boy. My logic is, if one Bruce is a Broose, then multiple Broose are a herd of Breece. And this is a hill upon which I will perish.

fair enough,,,, like moose, meese, goose, geese, bruce, breece. i get your logic and i stand by it as well. (glad you enjoyed the comic recs!!!!)

It's a beautiful day in Gotham, and you are a group of horrible Breece

OH my god dude lmao

there only being 42 fics on ao3 for tim and bernard is honestly so sad i need more

it’s like twice that now!!! we did it lads. (tho very sad that my fic isnt number one but like number 4 :((((  )

i'm too late you already did the poll lol but may i suggest bethy (bernard + timothy)

shit dude that wouldve been so fucking funnyyyyy. think ppl have just stuck to timber tho, tim/bernard kinda died down recently and i think it’s too bad, they’re a great couple and i love them.

Wait, hear me out

Bernothy @redlightofdawn

great recommendation (lmao this ask is from like a month ago) but very sorry to announce that NARDTH is the superior shipname

Wait, we know that bernard likes milfs (Tim's step-mom) but what about dilfs? gilfs?

Wait no, I regret sending that ask

these were two seperate asks and they’re HILARIOUS. in my personal opinion tho,,, milfs, gilfs, dilfs are just about vibes and bernard is just attracted to sexy ppl who may sometimes be milfs, dilfs, or EVEN gilfs.

crime in bludhaven would drop to half if nightwing had a boob window. in this essay i will-

WHERE’S THE ESSAY ANON, WHERE’S THE FUCKING ESSAY

Wait if Barbra and Tim r at opposite ends at all times what happened to Barbra once everyone’s Tim’s ever love before started dying lol

she won a lottery ticket and spent 2 weeks on a resort in the bahamas before returning home and finding out that the joker was arrested for tax evasion and then spent a month staying at her big tiddie goth girlfriend’s house before conner came back to life and she broke her pinkie playing table hockey.

Why is the opposite end thing so funny and compelling to me. Tim comes back from his depression quest for Bruce and Babs is now a literal god

lmao when tim loses his spleen barbara reaches nirvana.

Are you still taking music recs because I have three songs that remind me of Jason that I think you'd like

send to me or lose a toe

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thanks, i wont tho on account of i wont.

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This is the whole of Blüdhaven and everyone anywhere.

Nightwings ass alone saves more people in a calendar year and does more for so society than most heroes do their whole career.Also u are one of the funniest tumblr pages out there. The vibes are unmatched and the memes and tags ✨send me✨.Thank u and goodnight @julia-flow 

fanksss also lmao.

That's going to be a little bit difficult to explain, but

There's some music that you listen to and you think, "oh my gosh, I can perfectly imagine Dick Grayson singing this song, with the same voice as the singer because that voice matches with Dick Grayson"?

oh yeah totally lmao. i have a lot of songs that i think are just entirely dick grayson yanno? kind of all of my playlists have that vibe, but i really find bleachers to fit with dick? idk.

"Lois lane/Superman" fics this, "Lois lane/Clark Kent" fics that, (/lh) let's get into the real good stuff. Some people ship Lois, Clark, and Superman as a throuple. Most popular fic tag for sure

yes totally, i think they’d be absolutely killer on ao3 and clark gets so fucking embarassed about it.

I miss your post, hope you’re doing okay!!

haha this was like 2 months ago, but i was doing fine then too! just didn’t have a lot of inspiration in terms of content.

Doot doot!

noot noot

I’m confused. What did DC do now? Like with nightwing? And another sibling? Please spoil everything for me

lmao they gave him a secret sister plotline where they had his dad cheat on his mom with tony zucco’s wife, bc dick’s life wasn’t traumatic enough yet.

sorry but it's so funny that batman is called "the dark knight" when the gotham city baseball team is called the gotham knights. it'd be like if a vigilante was running around new york called like "the scary yankee"

lmaooo no. but like yankee comes from dutch names or something so wouldnt it be HILARIOUS if gotham knights came from like german names and bruce would be running around called the dark KLAUS UND NIEK @graysonnightwing 

(not a batcest shipper) it’s so funny to me that the responses are “i’m a batcest shipper because i can differentiate fiction from reality and and it doesn’t bother me personally, but i understand why you oils think it’s weird” to “i wish all batcest shippers a very fucking die”

yeah lmaoo. i personally basically flipped my entire stance around to ‘i dont care please leave me and everybody else alone’ bc i think there’s really no point in starting a moral dillema over some fucking fandom bullshit. Please just,,, go home,,, log off, find a nice forest to have a little walk in and remember that somewhere in history, somebody probably died in the place you’re standing. and you will also die someday, and somebody will have to look at your internet usage and see you fighting multiple people anonymously while being named ‘nightwingsbuttchin200186′ like... calm down, we’re all gonna die this is not the thing to worry about.

so since like "wards" don't really exist in modern society almost all the batkids are foster kids, right? i used to work in the system and imagine: monthly visits from social workers and guardian ad litems, bruce having to get permission to take the boys anywhere out of state, calling their social worker at like 8 a.m. like "yeah dick broke his arm again... a gymnastics accident this time...." their poor social worker. bruce send her a huge bouquet and box of chocolates every month to stay on her good side

i imagine the social worker just getting into the case like ‘yeah let’s get this kid a good guardian’ and then ending up having to work with 22 y/o bruce wayne and his 50 y/o dad. and so this social worker is like ‘okay we can work with this, this is the best home i can find’ and then like it ends up landing on its feet and then the kid gets adopted and then they get a call a year later like ‘uhm so hi, this kid tried to steal my tyres can i adopt him?’ and like 3 years later. ‘okay so basically, my neighbours’ kid imprinted on me and now they’re dead, can i keep him?’ two years later it’s like ‘okay so this assassin child-’

ever since I saw that one post of yours, the meme that's something like "I know that abba's backup dancer got me" with a picture of discowing, I've been haunted. Every once in a while I'll be minding my own business then the image of abba's backup dancer dick grayson aka nightwing aka discowing will flash in my mind and I'll be frozen in place. Today at work I was in the middle of folding clothes and suddenly once again discowing entered my mind and I suddenly lost the ability to see anything except He. Thank you.

wow. the IMPACT.

Braver than any US marine man props to you🤝

this shit is about the time i wrote an article on batcest, like man,,, the fact that i didn’t get cancelled is MIRACULOUS. also like,,, uh if anybody on here did gossip on me,, send screenshots i’d love to see it.

Hello, just wanted to say your article was great. Thank you for taking the time to provide an unbaised answer. It should provide people with nuances they couldn't possibly conjure on their own.

May I ask where your username originates from?

yes you may (also thanks!!!) i thought it up when i was trying to find an original username bc i didnt want to be called like ‘timdrakes something something’ or ‘jason todd something smoething’ or ‘dick grayson something something’ yanno? so i thought batarangs, they sound so dumb and that’s my username story... now it’s my whole entire brand lmao.

yno that bit in kick ass where red mist asks kick ass if he wants a hit of his blunt, was that the inspo for stoner tim

no? it’s bc i think stoners are hilarious and drugs are great. (dont do drugs tho) 

How would u feel if someone actually wore one of those bruce or ollie pride shirts u edited

fenomenal next question.

Dick as lil huddy and Jason as James gave me radiation poisoning and now I’m screaming crying throwing up so thx for that

(Rico suave as Tim is perfect tho literally no changes needed)

i was so funny for that shit wasn’t i??? lmao i loved those weird ass fancasts

You're doing the Lord's work by providing us with all these Gotham/Metropolis citizens memes, thank you for being so relentlessly funny @nellethiel-aranel

you’re welcome!! i really enjoy making memes, but getting validation for my content and my memes is REALLY nice.

Bruce is such a slut in your memes and honestly i love that for him @rhodey-rhudert-rhodes-main 

he’s that much of a slut irl too dw.

Bruce and Alfred have an emergency pride flag for the batkids. Oliver Queen printed an emergency "I love my gay son" t-shirt and as soon as Roy told him he was dating Jason, Oliver started wearing that shirt everyday and Roy always cringes when he sees it. Oliver also has an emergency "I love my lesbian daughter" shirt just in case for Cissie.

lmao YES i had a post like this bc like all of their kids/family members are so gayy

stop bringing back batfam fancasts it is not real it is not real it is not- 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

oh yes it is my darling.

did discowing burn down the notredam because he hates the bees? @allulily

no he did it bc fuck the french.

im gonna beg for 1 thing and 1 thing only. please please please put physical by olivia newton john on dick's playlist

okay then beg. bc i wont. physical reminds me too much of glee and that hurts me mentally.

your playlist is sorely missing some Madonna. Specifically Into the Groove, Like a Prayer, and Vogue

i’m scared of madonna that’s why she’s not on there. she haunts me in my dreams.

suggestion: son of batman by aaron dews for dick’s playlist🤩

sorry, i listened to it and the vibe didn’t agree with me.

Hear me out, metropolis citizens sending rare pair fics of Clark Kent x Superman fics to Lois to edit

yes, absolutely hilarious. even more funny if they send like physical copies, no address attached and lois sends it back marked with red ink, SOMEHOW

Imagine all the smut Clark must of read editing the fics

clark reads smut confirmeeed

NOT LOIS READING SUPERBAT PORN AND EDITING IT A 2AM 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hc that alfred is a meta that boosts healing factor of the people around him. if the bats are injured as much as they seem to be they would be doing bat stuff MAYBE half the year. no one including alfred knows about this. whenever the kids move out they inexplicably dont recover from injuries as fast and feel better whenever they visit the manor they just chalk it up to homesickness. bruce just thinks he heals really fast. alfred thinks everyone doesnt take care of themselves properly @finchcollector

that’s actually such a great idea, but i think that alfred would find out and learn how to concentrate it better so he can help more people, bc he’s great and i love him.

One of your dickfast posts reminded me of that tweet that goes: 'so you've had sex how many times? Yeah technically that's not a bromance' lol that's dickwally or dickroy

literally tho. like that’s all of dick’s friendships. once it gets past a certain time dick is like ‘wow i wonder what it would be like to make out with wally, wally come make out with me’ and wally’s like ‘we’ve done this like 40 times, dick, you know what it’s like’ and dick is like ‘sorry are you complaining?’ and they just make out.

superfam and batfam associations??

-batman and superman

-dick/barabara and supergirl?

-conner and tim

-jon and damian

pls enlighten me I am confused

nope,,, uhm batman and superman, but dick and superman as well, and then conner and tim, jon and damian and steph + babs with supergirl

I came across a fic in which Wonder Woman calls Batman "Stella" (like Stellaluna, the children's book) and I can imagine the batkids hop on the trend and maybe copies of the book appear at random places (aka, everywhere Bruce frequents)

sorry can’t reciprocate that was the name of my high school chemistry teacher and it gives me nightmares to think about.

good human what are your pronouns?

wouldn’t you like to know?

I need me some gothamites preferring harley over joker memes

everyone prefers harley over joker youre just very fucked up if you dont

don't understand why people try to add like veteran policy to the batfamily

dick pulling out his veteran batfam member card so he can eat first: step aside, peasants

Do you know the song Simmer by Haley Williams? It (the first verse anyways) reminds me of Jason? It's about rage.

damn yeah i LOVE HAYLEY!!!! youre right thoo

Okay so I like listen to your stoner Tim Drake playlist 24/7 but would he listen to skegss? Also I keep adding songs mentally it’s killing me 😩✋🏼 Anyways,, I literally love and worship your playlist 😃🤞🏼 And uh yeah have a good day ✨

stoner tim drake playlist is lyfeeee. also dont know who skeggs is? i’m stupid? have a good day!!

All the Robins (and Batgirl) decide to trade costumes for one night just to fuck with Batman and all the villains in Gotham. @subspacecadet 

batman knows it’s them youknow but like,,, what does he call them? he’s like ‘red hood?’ and 3 people answer and he’s not about to compromise some identities so he’s just Pissed.

I aspire to treat cops the way my dad treats them. This man is a 45 year old Asian immigrant to the US and the treats them like his pets. He talks about them like unruly children. Sometimes he pays off local cops to shut up and stop acting racist. And usually it works. I don’t know why but I can see Oliver Queen doing this

vibes... and also yes? oliver queen handing a local cop a donut to shut the fuck up lmao. but yanno i commit enough crimes to not really want to ever see a cop ever, so they kinda scare the everloving fuck out of me.

seeing as tim hasn't aged in years, that means he was 17 at peak emo tumblr era. im back on my emo tim bullshit and im not letting it go

emo tim had a wattpad account send tweet

People seem to think that batman is so dark and serious when the rainbow batsuit is right there. He wore it with no shame.

dude the 60s were a DIFFERENT TIME

dick grew up in a circus, jason grew up on the streets, and tim was probably raised by the internet

all of them cuss every other word and you cannot tell me otherwise

bitch i KNOW but dc has to change to an 18+ rating if they want to sell comix with swear words in them so we gotta deal with imagining the swear words in ourselves

thoughts on teen titans and young justice

haven’t seen teen titans on account of havent seen it and young justice was LITERALLY my favourite thing ever, tho i do gotta admit it’s not at all similar to the young justice comics unfortunately. i really wouldve liked to see timmy bart kon cassie and cissie animated on tv!!

ew ew ew how to delete batcest shippers I genuinely digust them

log off tumblr?

Okay as poc who was called racist for calling an Italian pastabrain: in the batfam are Italians bit Damian just yells various insults about the others being Italian. Just him yelling “What are you doing you moronic spaghettihead!” At steph etc

huh? i meant real italians. homeboy is telling steph he hopes she chokes on her fucking garlic.

I think it's dumb as hell to pull the batman is the best fighter in the batfam argument because like it's just irresponsible of Bruce to let his kids fight when they couldn't possibly be on his league or something

fair enough, but also like who cares they could all kill you just sit down and take a beating.

lady shiva, thalia al ghul and Selina Kyle are all milfs @notanothertimburtonenthusiastugh 

unfortunately, i have to admit,,, you’re right

why tf didn't someone give joker a death sentence already? like he's a mass murderer...give him the electric chair treatment wtf

idk i think plenty of people would have tried to murder him already (boring answer is: he is a popular character so they can’t kill him off bc he brings in lots of money)

There’s no such thing as “ copaganda”.

all american media is propaganda. happy to clear this up for you

is it bad that I find lady shiva owa owa

no. find her as owa owa as you want.

aight I'm guessing the order of your favs in batfam:

1. tim

2. Steph

3. dick

4. Duke

5. the rest

you’re wrong but it’s cute that you tried, i generally don’t have favourites, but i have a special place in my heart for steph, tim, dick and cass. bc they were like my introduction to batfam. but damian, jason, duke, bruce, babs and alfred are NOT FORGOTTEN OR UNLOVED

oh my god i was literally just readily willing to believe that italians werent white ty for clarifying it was a joke im so dumb sdkvjskdfs

i mean some italians aren’t white? italian is a nationality as well as an ethnicity, so like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

since I saw so many people doing headcanons about the nationalities of batboys, I see Dick as an Italian.

dont know if youre serious or not, but sure.

super random but

jason 🤝 damian

old english

lmao fair enough.

tim absolutely has 1 gay uncle and his parents shit talk said uncle all the time so after bruce adopts him he specifically reaches out to this uncle to be like "heyyyy just so you know you majorly influenced my life yes i know i havent seen you since i was 5 and at the family reunion yes i know you dont remember my name idc thank you im gay too" and then they never talk again.

yuppp lmao that’s definitely something that could happen. i can also consider tim having no family members, like none. until he does like a dna test and he realises he has like an aunt living barely 2 miles away from him who’s like some illegitimate child of his grandpa.

I dare you one of them sends clark superman/clark fic and clark corrects the shit out of it and then goes like ps his dick is not that big, just telling as someone who has seen it. internet either explodes or goes who tf did he not fuck at this point.

i think everybody would call clark a buzzkill and try to cancel him over that.

so you're telling me Tim Drake wouldn't buy Starbucks?

no. dunkin donuts all the way

One of my favorite things is imagining people finding out jason came back from the dead and being like "oh no does he have magic powers now?!?!?" and he just pulls out a gun and tries to shoot joker

now he doesn’t even have the gun :) lmao

my favorite batfamily fanfictions are the ones where they use their shitty codenames, unironically, in any context

bruce gets codename ‘ugh’ everytime. he hates it.

crazy that tim being a 17 y/o ceo and a stoner who does brand deals are all actual canon things written in detective comics comics and not made up for shits and giggles by you, tumblr user batarangsoundsdumb @rowdeyclown

SO CRAZY HUH?

batman au where everything is the same but his utility belt is bright pink

absolutely, but i raise you, his boots light up like sketchers when he kicks people.

unbeknownst to the superhero fandom writers in the dcuniverse, clark and BRUCE are one of the most prolific fanfic writers in the superhero rpf tag on ao3. clark writes the best lois x superman angst, full of unhappy endings and scenes that are a so detailed you'd think you were in the middle of a superhero beatdown. bruce made an ao3 account to fuel "the do the butts match" thing, and makes batman/bruce fics from time to time. he wrote a superbat fic as a joke but ended up making it REAL porny. @concrastinator

dude they’re WAY too busy for that. Oliver Queen and Hal Jordan on the other hand are the most prolific fanfic writers in the superhero rpf tag writing what is Mostly porn.

When the dining table topic gets to politics, Steph says "eat the rich" as the solution

bruce just silently takes away her fork and knife while she’s talking.

[majitek]

dfsxjjfdhssd sorry for the asks spam but that was actually a very interesting read!! I love talking about ships, I just never have a chance to xD And you are the first person I've met in the fandom who ships Brador and Simon (which is very unexpected looking at how all other fandoms treat 'enemies' duos of this kind) and? I love?? the tragic implication? We've seen stories about people abandoning their fractions/ideals for love, but seeing a character abandone love for their ideals instead is just so much more painful...... Also here is a bit that might interest you - whereas we only personally meet 2 Djura's friends, description of the Gatling Gun mentions that Djura had THREE companions! It is speculated that mysterious third companion is Beastclaw Josef (a co optor in dungeons) and I honestly believe this x) Overall? This is a free spot for a fan-character, or some WILD connection between pre-existing ones. Ok ok ok now for THE ask - how do you see Henryk x Gascoigne, considering Gascoigne is not.... quite a free man? Maybe as a thing in the past, or maybe even cheating, or something I cannot even suppose yet? I am curious o:

IT RLY IS SO TRAGIC💔 THEY MAKE ME SO SAD😭😭

Hrngg I'm definitely n o t  a fan of how a lot of ppl portray the ship (it makes me really uncomfortable. I dont recommend trying to look for ship content💀💀) which is why I don't rly talk about it ydjdhdh, but I am absolutely enthralled with the version in my head😫!!! So I'm glad you found it interesting too!! :"D

I could ramble for so long about them but ANYWays, I did know about the 3rd!! Im ngl I couldnt remember if it was 2 or 3 bc I keep seeing both descriptions n I got confused💀💀😭 so ty for confirming that!!😳😳 oh man when I first heard about Josef, it was when I thought I saturated all the lore for the powder kegs💔💔 so i got SO EXCITED TO SEE THIS WILD MF LMAO. I imagine that spending so much time with the beasts, they just decided to embrace it like Izzy, I love this guy so much.

AND for the actual answer to the ask... im ngl I have no idea OOF. Uhhh when I first started liking it I DIDNT KNOW HENRYK WAS APPARENTLY IMPLIED TO BE THE GRANDAD??? But tbh I always just thought of it like how some children call other non-relative adults "uncle/aunty" or "big sis/big bro" (I know we do this a lot in asian cultures at least). Mm It couldve been a thing in the past?? Perhaps Henyrk still harbors some feelings even after💔💔😭... theres also poly relationships if theyre cool with that🤔!! Its complicated, I dont look at it too often and I kinda just bounce around whatever idea feels right if I'm browsing gascoryk content😭

[hematomes]

u throw anything at me and ill shrivel up and die regardless of what was thrown /lh

i have the strongest desire to build lumine (geo) but i. cannot bc im in the middle of kaeya and rosaria’s builds for quick swap melt fjfj

NO EXACTLY SHES JUSY EMPTY AND BLAND LIKE WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS SHE SO IMPORTANT WHILE ALSO GIVIBG ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

ahdjfjfjfjfjj i don’t like hurting. i like hurting kaeya /lh sorry kaeya but. here we can go get u a nice drink afterwards kay

HELP THATS VALID and yes he would treat u like garbage but somehow i get the feeling that that’s only drawing u in more ajsjdj i do not believe ive rlly met choso yet but. ill be on the lookout for a pathetic wet dog of a man <3

i. mechamaru deserves so much. LET HIM BE OKAY DAMMIT and pls yes he should go on a date w miwa <3

watching mai and maki simultaneously cleared my skin and damned me to hell. the kin spiral was so intense that i don’t even wanna say i kin them bc if i open that can of worms it’ll never get shut,, AND YEAH. WHEN MAKI LEFT. I WAS LIKE. BYE IM FALLIN APART IM DISINTEGRATING LIKE PAPER IN THE RAIN

women’s wrongs <3 i. need more mei and utahime content. jjk manga pls feed my addiction

WAIT GEGE HATES HIM? THATS SO FUNNY AJEJDDJ and nanami is. my favorite. my. pets his head gently i don’t like overtime either buddy /lh AND WHAT. HIS VA IS DAINS JP VA?? IM GONNA LOSE IT AJDJFJFJ I DONT EVEN CARE ABT VA STUFF bc i’m not like you i don’t have a voice ki— BUT ?? YELLS THATS SO GOOD

ok actually that's valid

FELT... the urge to build a character but ur already busy building 67 others like come on hyv... more resin

HELPPP kaeya hiding in a little corner praying u won't find him only for you to drag him away and make him experience the horrors of existence

honestly yea.... fictional man who would treat me like an old rag? sign me up. but it's also bc of the unrealistic voice in my head telling me i could be their special little thing and get special little treatment. there's smth about murderous ppl being soft w their s/o that drives me completely insane

U MET CHOSO ACTUALLY he's the 3rd brother with the cursed womb at the very end of the anime. oldest brother actually. he's playing some board game w mahito and geto while yuuji and nobara kill his brothers LMFAO

dw we don't have to talk abt kinning.... it's fine ur safe........

nah fr u can't have women with such potential and then no impact like..!!!!! arg. utahime <3 some ppl ship her with gojo and honestly it's so funny to me like. agreed. but also w mei bc women

HE DOES LMAO HE'S ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATED THAT THE FANDOM LOVES GOJO SO MUCH,,, tbh id start a family w nanami. it would be us and a cat, maybe also a dog . please.

YEAH IT'S DAIN... <333 ZBSJAJ leave my voice kink alone it's . i. voices are important ok

[horansqueen]

I’m so glad you think the same about ‘her’ I literally cannot stand her. Her acting always annoyed me, absolutely everything always annoyed me about her and then the whole PR stunt. I honestly think they just had a crush on eachother so maybe there was slight feelings. But I think nialls heartbreak was more from losing a friend than Love. I hate how people are saying already that the whole album is about her

same. i’ve never been a fan. In fact, if she’s in a movie i normally dont watch it. saw her for the first time in pp2 tbh i didnt even know she existed before. immediately told ppl that there was something about her vibe that i couldnt stand and that she just seemed like a bad person. idk if they really dated and if yes if it was serious but i highly doubt it. god that first time she made instagram posts about them together and their socks and shit i knew it was bad news. its possible that its more about losing a friend, i have no idea. but theres no way ill believe he actually loved her. after the “break up” he was happier than he ever was on pictures with her so i think you may be right about the friendship thing. and of course the album isnt about her. but those who used to ship them (and maybe still do) will say anything to keep their ship alive. 🙄

[kevinday]

92 truths tag

tagged by @oh-howyoumakeme tysm lovely <333

rules: once you have been tagged you are supposed to write 92 truths about yourself. at the end, choose 25 people to tag! LAST… 
[1] drink: milk 
[2] phone call: my mom 
[3] text message: a classmate 
[4] song you listened to: alone by halsey 
[5] time you cried: last month i think

HAVE YOU EVER… 
[6] dated someone twice: nope 
[7] been cheated on: nope 
[8] kissed someone and regretted it: never been kissed  
[9] lost someone special: I wish I hadn’t 
[10] been depressed: every day man 
[11] gotten drunk and thrown up: hell no

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS: 
[12] pastel blue (and every other pastel Color lbr im a pastel hoe) 
[13] yellow 
[14] red

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU… 
[15] made new friends: yup!! 
[16] fallen out of love: no 
[17] laughed until you cried: multiple times 
[18] found out someone was talking about you: yes 
[19] met someone who changed you: yesss 
[20] found out who your true friends are: yeah sadly/thankfully 
[21] kissed someone on your facebook list: i dont have fb thank g odGENERAL… 
[22] how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: (see previous question) 
[23] do you have any pets: nope 
[24] do you want to change your name: not anymore 
[25] what did you do for your last birthday: l went out for dinner with my fam 
[26] what time did you wake up: 11:13am 
[27] what were you doing at midnight last night: i was filling out a tag game haha 
[28] name something you cannot wait for: death  summer holidays holy shit  
[29] when was the last time you saw your mother: I’m sitting across our kitchen table from her 
[30] what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: i wish my Family was more accepting and less narrow minded tbfh (lowkey dislike all of them who wants to adopt me) 
[31] what are you listening to right now: im listening to halseys spotify playlist 
[32] have you ever talked to a person named tom: no 
[33] something that is getting on your nerves: ppl shipping incest and abuse bye yall ugli 
[34] most visited website: this godforsaken site 
[35] elementary: DONE 
[36] high school: currently a sophomore, two years left help 
[37] college: soon....fukc 
[38] hair colour: black 
[39] long or short hair: short 
[40] do you have a crush on someone: not rly  
[41] what do you like about yourself? ????quoi? [42] piercings: my ears [43]blood type: o [44] nickname: / 
[45] relationship status: single 
[46] zodiac sign: capricorn 
[47] pronouns: she/her 
[48] fav tv show: jane the virgin 
[49] tattoos: hopefully 
[50] right or left handed: right

FIRST… 
[51] surgery: tonsils (and wisom teeth soon omf) 
[52] piercing: my ears 
[53] best friend: a girl who lives down the street (but she turned out to be a racist snake so. bye Felicia) 
[54] sport: football 
[55] vacation: halong bay 
[56] pair of trainers: ???i cant rememberRIGHT NOW… 
[57] eating: nothing 
[58] drinking: nothing 
[59] i’m about to: have dinner ^^ 
[60] listening to: still listening to halseys playlist 
[61] waiting for: my motivation to kick in so I can get my shit together for today 
[62] want: travel :((( doesnt matter where i just want to travel :’( 
[63] get married: nah fam 
[64] career: idk WHICH IS BETTER… [65] hugs or kisses: hugssss im such a hoe for hugs :(( [66] lips or eyes: eyes   [67] shorter or taller: taller  [68] older or younger: older but not by much [69] romantic or spontaneous: romantic [70] nice arms or nice stomach: idc tbh  [71] sensitive or loud: a little bit of both [72] hook up or relationship: relationship FTW [73] troublemaker or hesitant: neitherHAVE YOU EVER… 
[74] kissed a stranger? nope 
[75] drank hard liquor? no thank u 
[76] lost glasses/contact lenses? yes !!! i lost my first glasses at the beach sdfgh i think they got swept away even 
[77] turned someone down: yes 
[78] sex on first date? not at all 
[79] broken someone’s heart? yeh 
[80] had your own heart broken? a couple times 
[81] been arrested? nope  
[82] cried when someone died? no,,,  
[83] fallen for a friend: yea

DO YOU BELIEVE IN… 
[84] yourself? not very often 
[85] miracles? not rly 
[86] love at first sight? nope 
[87] santa claus? no 
[88] kiss on the first date? hmjhhh maybe ? 
[89] angels? nopeOTHER… 
[90] current best friend’s name: irl?? chris 
[91] eye colour: brown 
[92] favourite movies: mfssd fuck me up stucky :((( winter soldier & balto!!!

hoo boi here we go: @feycien @cedricdiggoury @agusdt @mytholgie @nickyhemmick @sevenyearsdead  @rhysahd @kaznej @persrephone  @softghafas @kettersdam @ninazeanik @vanillasweet @alicelongbottom @camerongoodkn @dawncourt @etoilies @illuminosity @jeansmoreau @kaitegecko @kalebkrychek @kcvindae @lindseymorgan @mathiashelvars @minyardt @wesninskie 

[galaxyhopscotch]

my dad is making me furious on a regular basis. im currently blasting “the plagues” song from prince of egypt and letting myself stew in my anger for a bit. im so fucking done with living in the same house as my parents.

if i wasn’t related to my parents i would hate them. theyre such backwards people who hate immigrants and muslims and lgbt ppl and black ppl. they support trump. they dont watch the news at all and when i tell them whats happening in the news they dont believe me. (”flint? dapl? it must be obama’s fault.”) they think im going to hell because im converting to judaism. they believe islam is inherently an oppressive religion (im like... 1. ur wrong, and 2. have you looked at your fundamentalist baptist church that hates gay ppl and doesnt allow women to speak in church??? cause like actually fuck you). they are die hard right wing republicans and i disagree with them on nearly every issue. they make it difficult for me to practice my faith because they keep cooking pork and shellfish as the only thing for dinner and i end up eating a shit ton of boxed rice and canned soup because theres never anything else to eat in my hell hole of a house. when i grocery shop for myself they eat it before i can. they honest to god believe that christians in america are being oppressed. they think its unfair that pork is taken off the menu in school lunches in the area due to a large muslim and jewish population (”they should bring their own lunch. its not fair to christian kids that they can’t have pork.”) as if pulling one food off the menu is equal to kids literally going hungry. theyre furious theres no prayer in public schools anymore even though ive explained its not fair to a large percentage of students who arent christians (”its a christian country. they should just accept it.”) and like tbh why cant christian kids just pray to themselves in school??? no ones stopping christian kids from personally giving thanks for their food etc etc. they do not understand the concept of separation of church and state at all. my mom believes evolution is a hoax and that the earth is only 6000 years old. my mom doesnt believe in science. recently my mom bought into the falsehood that vaccines cause autism (i was vaccinated as a baby thank god). my mom didnt let me get a vaccine when i was 16 that was proven to help prevent ovarian cancer (which runs in our family) solely because the virus it was fighting was transmitted sexually and she didnt want me having sex. my dad is very mad that tv shows and movies are getting more diverse because he cannot fucking comprehend the importance of representation. i told my dad i had brisket at a friends house and he laughed and said something antisemitic while referencing howard walowitz from big bang theory. my dad acts like a typical baby boomer, which is to say like a fucking self entitled two year old when i try to reason with him. i try to talk about things in the news (re: pussy grabbing trump video) with my mom and she just says “that can’t be true” but she never even googles it. im so fucking mad. its like how am i related to my parents in any way shape or form???

as soon as i get my masters and a full time job im gonna abandon ship so fast they’ll have whiplash. i just want to have a life where i dont have to hear this flaming pile of bullshit all the time. sometimes i feel so bitter i want to make their lives exceedingly uncomfortable. i hope that i fall in love with a brown immigrant woman and get married under a chuppah and never invite them to spend the holidays with my soft interracial jewish sapphic family. like. fuck them.