#i cant bc i wanna be everywhere at the same time and do everything all at once

[straycalamities]

no for real the onceler fandom when i was a huge part of it (2015/2016) was so fuckin toxic half the people left bc everyone was praising one or two blogs and acting like everyone else was dirt. it was super discouraging and i ran about 3 blogs and the only interactions i ever got was from people starting drama :(

im not sure what the askblog scene looks like today but im HOPING and PRAYING its better

eughh im sorry that sounds like absolute hell...i barely dipped my toes in because i was recovering from Stuff (stuff that took me to this year to get over enough to even make another personal blog) so i wasnt Too up-to-date with what was going on in the fandom from 2015 tooo 2019?ish? even if i popped in on entre's blog time to time, but i've heard stuff from others and friends

i think the askblog scene is A LOT more chill these days. a lot more lax and there's sooo much just...Less of everything that it makes things easier to like take in stride at least to me compared to 2012-2014 days where everything was so intense, extreme, and constant

there's still the like ghosts of the same issues that've been present since day one but its like...on a MUCH lesser scale. i honestly think it's pretty good all things considered :) the only thing that makes it rly hard for me compared to past eras is how split the fandom is uhhh app/site-wise (like its very much spread across tiktok, tumblr, twitter, discord, maybe more...idk) and so it feels like im missing out if i dont keep up everywhere LMAO and each location comes with its own issues either population-wise or site/app-wise

i miss how centralized it used to be to tumblr u_u and obviously having more content to look at back in the day, i got very spoiled on it so when i peruse the fandom content its like a lot less to look at but thats honestly GOOD FOR ME BC I HAVE NO TIME NOW LMAOOOO but its just like strange bc im like woah i dont have to scroll for an hour on entres dash anymore to catch up

well i do, but that's bc i have no time to check it on work days and so it piles up for when i do sit and take the time. cant imagine the hell i'd be in if it was 2012-era activity

ppl who had full-time jobs in the fandom in 2012 damn...i salute you.

unfortunately with a fandom as niche as this, it kinda cooks up the same issues over and over again and it makes me wish there was some sort of disclaimer that popped up as soon as you wanted to join the fandom to give you a rundown on how the culture is, who the people are, what the past drama was (so dont bring it up again), and all that LMFAO like a onceler fandom 101 that was just beamed into your device when you were like hmm what if i joined the onceler fandom LMAO

i kinda wanna do something like that specifically for askblogs? like a dos and donts. or "things i wish i knew when i started an askblog" type of thing but alas..no time. bc i see other mods go through the same obstacles/difficulties i went through and learned to either change my thinking on, or something else to either help me get past it/over it or at least cope better and id wanna pass that on if the fandoms gonna keep getting revived every two or so years and then cave in on itself from the same rehashed drama/problems it always has :sob emoji:

[webslingingslasher]

https://webslingingslasher.tumblr.com/post/738721361856528384/how-long-ago-was-the-candygrams-fic-bc-thats-how

HIII im back, i missed you!!!! <3

you did even BETTER than candygrams. the double drop was perfect. care less is everythinggggggggggg to me!! no bc seeing peter being the excited one is so🥹🥹🥹 i will never get tired of seeing him excited to show trouble how much he loves her. he was literally dying to shower her with love and i wanna cry bc look at how far they've come😭😭 also the ethan appearances, 🥹 ill melt, why was everything so perfect!!!

ok this ask is gonna be long im sorry but i cant tell u how much i loved everything!!

"It’s about how you love someone so much, there aren't enough things in the world to buy to show it, and there are never the right set of words to say it quite right.

i actually cried. THIS is how he feels for trouble?😭😭 there isnt enough things in the world to show how much he loves her? im sick.

"I’ll buy all the flowers in the world for you, and I’ll use all the air in my lungs for these balloons but it’ll never match the love I have for you.” 

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

my ex never even bought me flowers. him saying hed buy all the flowers in the world (and i know he would too) made me cry😭 THE AIR FOR THE BALLOONS. oh he's so soft

"Peter does and he’s going to get his valentine’s day, no matter what.  And you’re going to enjoy a handmade card.  And a teddy bear."

😭😭 idk why but seeing peter so determined over a little teddy bear is everything to me bc hes So Manly and sexy but like. hes on a mission to get the perfect teddy bear :(((( ill cry. hes so cute

"But, maybe you’d like a handmade one more. He can do that."

no bc he's so attentive. 😭. yk the quote 'to be loved is to be seen?' that's peter.

i love seeing this side of peter ahshdj he really did feel everything the whole time didn't he? but just kept it hidden the same way trouble held back her love - i feel like he may have held back even more. & the way he kept trying again and insisting to find something perfect that she'd like is everything to me :( like... he spent so much on that card and she straight up said he hated it and he didn't even care, his thought was 'how can i get her to like it?'/'how can i get her a card she'd like?'

also i actually cried ab the rose bouquets thrown in the wardrobe haphazardly and the petals falling everywhere :((( poor baby. i love him so much gufigd

im gna stop bc this is gna be TOO long but i loved literally every word, why was it so cute😭 and dont even get me started on unknown sender, we'd be here for hours, literally (which im happy to do xoxoxo but i feel like its annoyingjdkgljkd)

wait last thing:

Your hearts about to explode, “fuck, I love-” you stop yourself, but you heard it and so did Peter. He brushes it off, “love?” Fuck it, you’ll both keep circling around it.  “Yeah, I love love.”  A hungry kiss, a squeeze to the back of your thighs. “Yeah, I love love, too.” 

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 i cant deal with this😭

ok ily bye

-lula xo

THIS IS SO AMAZING AND SWEET AND WONDERFUL AND HOLY WOW THIS IS SO NICE I???? THIS MEANS THE WORLD TO MEEE

ILYSM THIS IS EVERYTHING TO ME

[madisonbeersource]

what is your ranking of sabrina's album "emails i can't send"? you can put all the songs or just the top 5 or wathever, as you like.

I love "nonsense", it's a very nice song and funny too. it makes u fall in love and laugh at the same time, what's better than that?

OOOO interesting question okay so first of all the album works SO WELL TOGETHER like it's one of my fave album of this year if not my favorite of the year concerning female music? honestly people should pay more attention to this album did it do well on the charts??

HM......i'll try my best haha

Already Over - i think lyrically it's the best written song idk the "how am i supposed to close the door when I still need closure" ?? HELLO MISS CARPENTER?? CAN U NOT B LIKE THIS SHARP??

Because I liked a boy - I mean...do I need to elaborate? poor little angel got death threats bc she liked Joshua ... CRAZY and the music video is everything!!

Emails I cant send - it's short but everything is said i love how honest and vulnerable the song is like DAD YOU FUCKED ME UP, AND U NEED TO OWN UR SHIT. yes i'm for it !!

Fast time - I love putting it while i'm walking or taking the bus idk if gives me energy !! also love the 80s old US town vibe to it

How many things - I MEAN..................................so pretty, her voice, the guitar, the arrangements, the lyrics.... "You used a fork once, now forks are fucking everywhere" FUCK ME

then they're all equals tbh there's no bad ones on this album like decode, tornado warning, nonsense, bet you wanna...I mean they're all so great!!!!!! all the carpenter stans of this blog....YOU HAVE TASTE

[gaypleasantview]

A, F, I, L , P, V and Y (lmao so many but i'm curious)

TYSMMMMM

A: Favorite CC creator

Honestly its so hard to say bc i love so many 😭 naturally im a fan of creators that create or used to create something essential and super cool like platasp, jacky93sims, moni lisa sims, skittlessims, leto mills, linacheries, pooklet and azaya, mrs mquve, riekus13, rockethorse, applewatersugar, pforest, kestrelteens, vidcunds, sammy sundog, and probably a whole bunch of other creators that i forgot... if i had to pick someone i have a special love for it would be leaf-storm because im such a huge fan of their cc 😭 and naturally i got to mention you and dirk as my beloveds that im always so excited to see new stuff from 🙏🙏

F: Gameplay with or without cheats

Well im a legacy challenge kid, thats where i came from and thats i will forever be, and those require you to abstain from cheats so i got used to making money myself and its super fun, as a kid i would always abuse rosebud and motherlode and honestly when it comes to the first one its probably justified bc playing ts1 with cheap furniture is hell 😃 but with the other games its not the same! i gotta say i started building more recently so the basic building cheats are as necessary as ever but also i think i love testingcheats so much im just gonna have this mod tattooed on me literally bc its so scary and gives you too much power but the fun of it cant be described. i used to abuse it as a kid as well

I: Your Bella Goth theories

Honestly im a bit tired of all the bella business but i accept any theories, i havent decided on one myself but i lean towards thinking bella is in strangetown but is strangetown bella The bella? idk. i also dont like that bella from psp said she married for money and i dont believe her bc her and mortimer are the only true love in the universe it feels sometimes

L: Have your sims ever cheated?

As a kid i made Chester Gieke successful and he was my favorite sim, i also grew up with a lot of christian guilt but it looks like i played chester before that happened bc once i opened his save after a few years i was completely shocked betrayed and upset when i saw that he fucked four women two of which were his robots? i love that i had fun with it as a 8 or 9 yo bc later in life i cared for sims too much to make them cheat 😭 i do wanna play as a romance sim sometime bc i never truly experienced that but i still feel bad when my sims are sad so we'll see

P: Pose or play your sims?

I may not be super good at it but i loovvee posing sims with animations, everything else mostly just looks too basic to me bc once youve seen a pose a few times youre gonna recognize it everywhere and its not as fun anymore. but i still like them regardless! i just think im mostly better off using parts posers, animations or just literal gameplay so that people wont be annoyed with my pictures (honestly tho who cares. its my game) but in general gameplay is my favorite, even though ive always been a big fan of screenshotting, esp in ts3

V: How did you start playing the sims?

When i was about 5 yo we moved into a new place and we got a computer and my sister heard from her classmates about the sims, of course we had to go to our insanely-popular-at-the-time book market that had many many ill*gal game cds lol it was really hard to get a real copy back home bc ts2 wasnt localized in my language and ts1 wasnt even published in any nearby countries at all i think so people had to localize it themselves. we found a stand that had every ts1 expansion on display and we couldnt pick between makin magic and superstar i think. but superstar had xtina on the cover so of course we picked it, turned out it was superstar and literally everything that came before it (that is everything ts1 had except making magic). so that was my first sims game and i kind of dedicated my life to my love for it ever since. i dont remember how we started playing ts2 but i remember my first time playing it

Y: Favorite career

Paranormal probably 😭 bc i loved resurrecting sims. and idk maybe culinary and science? i love ghost hunters in ts3 🙏

[deutoplasmic]

omg if one of them rips shosei’s shirt in a fight,,, and its a beloved shirt and you know that because its always in his laundry pile,,, imagine just plopping keigo down in front of shosei and they begrudgingly have to fake apologies to each other (spoiler they still wont stop fighting after this. although they might be more careful about getting each other’s shirts so you dont have to mend stuff for them lmao)

IM NOT ADVANCED DW JFNFJF my parents use 福建话 at home and i can understand it but speaking is another story 😭 i mostly use english and my country’s other native language yes!!!

ok i looked into it and i was actually being generous bro is 5’3 😭😭 my dad has his songs saved too LMAOOO (by my recommendation though) and dont worry my dad has made the “sounds like a girl” comment too 😭 if you wanna see 周深 getting into shenanigans though then 创造营2021 is a fun start because hes a vocal mentor there (also fun fact. masaya was supposedly supposed to be in 创造营2021 but dropped out during the audition process to join pd101 jpn s2 instead 😭 crazy stuff)

HDNDJD yea singapore is about as hot as we are 😭 last time i was there i didnt even notice the humidity because its the same level of humidity as my country 😭😭

NO BC YOU COULD THREATEN HIM INTO GETTING OFF OF YOU LIKE. rihito is clingy just threaten to withhold any affection and hes let go of you immediately. “WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WONT HUG ME ANYMORE?? YOU CANT HOARD HUGS YOU CAPITALIST MONSTER”

it’s alright take your time with listening!! i also get a bit overwhelmed with listening to too many new songs at a time so i get you

god this is like babysitting now :rofl: put them in the naughty corner or smth bc you run a laundromat NOT a tailor. but then you fix his shirt anyway with some nice flower embroidery and then they're suddenly not as opposed to accidentally acquiring clothing damage..... silly behaviour.............

omg hokkien you're actually so cool. but wait are you telling me that you're not bilingual. or trilingual. but potentially quadrilingual????? my respect for you just went up tenfold what the hell what the hell what the helllllllll you are SO COOL. god australia needs to start teaching everyone aus sign language so we can reap the benefits of multilinguistics

160cm..... god........ i don't want to imagine all the comments he prolly got from his parents for being a short guy :sweatdrop: but LOL THATS HILARIOUS true solidarity of chinese parents and mentioning how a guy sounds like a girl or vice versa...... omg he's everywhere on the vocal tv shows. i swear he got popular from winning the voice china or smth. what a king. ALSO i did not expect that especially considering some chinese people still hate japan after their atrocities in ww2 so. uh. yknow. i did hear that a bunch of japanese people made it into into1 (i don't know which show they were birthed from whoops) though!!!!! attractive people transcend everything i suppose :rofl:

LOOOOOL the solidarity of sea countries and heat..... but omg the food around there is SO GOOD everyone is literally feasting its so unfair :pensive: its so much cheaper too........... you guys are truly profiting......................

OH MY DAYS YOURE SO RIGHT you're so right if you jokingly threaten him with silent treatment it's going to be OVER for him you may as well have just asked him to pass out in a corner for about 10 years, joke or not. if you've seen him desperate before well it doesn't even compare to the state he's in after you say it...... its always capitalism LOOOOOL such an injustice against the proletariat (rihito)

its ok i listened :thumbsup: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! music my beloved

[liliansun]

No bc you have me making up my own plotlines for these stories 😭 ik we all know that rn jensal is like. The talk of the town fr (all that hate ended with them becoming enemies)

BUT LISTEN. Listen. I think the sad meter for jensal and renwa is about the same, except jensal is going to be messy as FUCK. For some reason i feel like jeno (after the chapter where they dmed) he'd be so upset w himself and then if they ever talk he'd say how he felt and she's roast him bc she's probably be like "i said _this_ not this, idiot" also she gives off fluffy vibes like she would just give the best kisses all over his face :(( and he would hug her and she's so smol so she would disappear :((

And not to mention these two are probably not fans of pda and try to be lowkey w everything and now i just cant wait to see how icy they are w each other, bc i really wanna see them explode with each other and say shit they dont mean and cry and

fuck

I just have so many thoughts bc you wrote them so well and i love them all sm and i cant wait for the update and the other stories 😔

no bc the jensal hate was INTENSE. i was like do y’all even want them atp and i was like let’s insert some interactions to want the love and BAM it’s e2l from that which atp i’m gonna take bc they needed some loving

and you’re not even wrong,, jensal and renwa is gonna be similar in the angst but at the same time be completely opposite and it’s gonna be hard and rough and messy and tears snot and anger is gonna be EVERYWHERE. maybe not as much snot but yk when you cry like that it be like that sometimes

YALL IM SO EXCITED FOR ISSF it’s insane like i did the header last night and so much prep still has to go into it so if i disappear for a day or 7 that’s why 😭🫶

[vaguely-yandere]

i know i talked about spoiling sensitive yan in bed before, but what about outside of it?

just taking them out on cute little dates, like a picnic in a secluded spot darling found. where they can watch the local wildlife and admire the local fauna while eating smth darling prepared

oooooor going to the aquarium! i’ve always loved the lighting in them. just look at sensitive yan being fascinated by the pretty fishies with an equally fascinated darling right next to them

maybe a museum? with all the cool artifacts and things you could do in there, all i can imagine is sensitive yan comparing their “pricelessness” to darling as darling is just having a good time lol. i feel like sensitive yan would still be entranced by the history videos, bc i get the feeling that they weren’t exactly… taught well in school

or what about just taking them out shopping? buying sensitive yan clothes that actually fit them and look good on them and just renovating their wardrobe bc when’s the last time they bought something for themselves?? same thing goes for skincare products and such

maybe just the classic restaurant date! picking a seat in some corner to sensitive yan doesn’t get too nervous being around so many people. just seeing sensitive yan get overwhelmed by all the options bc they don’t really get this much variety in food and look to darling for help is<33333333

or — this is cheesy but — stargazing. just laying down on a hill somewhere, sensitive yan cuddled up next to darling bc the night’s cold, watching them get all sleepy but try to stay awake to listen to Darling talk about the stars and constellations and yeah

r.i.p sensitive yan lol there’s no way they can handle any of that

-poised darling

poised darling, youre gonna end up killing sensitive yan!!! they nearly fainted when you kissed their cheek, what do you thinkll happen when you buy them clothes?!

maybe you head over to their place for the first time to help them move in (after their insistence that they could just leave their possessions there, you were kinda suspicious) and finding a thin, obviously thrown out before mattress on the floor, empty ramen containers everywhere, one fork, one spoon, a few knives, and tiny, miserable pile of dirty clothes and you just cant believe your yandere lived like this!! so its time to go shopping!

you pick a time of day where there wont be that many people and take them to the mall, holding their hand the entire time despite the fact it automatically turns them into a mess. you go into a clothes store first and pick out some clothes for them to try on! fashion montage!!! <333 and the more outfits they try on for you, the more overwhelmed they get until at the end theyre sniffling and quietly asking you for a private place to regroup. you could just find a bathroom and try to see if thatll ease them a bit but itd be better to buy the clothes and come back tomorrow (when they try to pay for it, you smack their hand away and they nearly moan in front of the poor cashier)

next montage is skincare! when they admit to only using a bar of soap to wash everything, you went ahead and just bought them their own products but every time you tried to suggest something other than the exact products you used, their lip would wobble and, well, you just cant say no to that face! even though their skin is completely different from yours lol. same thing happens with shower products! they wanna use what you use but eventually, you manage to coax them into trying different scents but the same brand (you smartly convince them that you wanna smell like a mix of them and yourself which leaves them trembling and desperate to get home)

and a restaurant date?? the poor thing is so nervous!! asking you what to wear, what to do, 'cant we just get takeout?', and when you finally get there, its perfect. low lighting, barely any people, quiet and you can just see your yandere relax. while you get a seat, they head to the bathroom real quick to calm down and YES, im going the direction you think im going.

you get your seat, the waiter sets down the menus and some asshat from the bar stumbles over and asks if 'a pretty thing like you' is dining alone. you try your best to get them to just fuck off and nothing seems to be working until your yandere appears seemingly out of no where and holds a knife to their throat, expression dark.

"if you dont leave right fucking now, i will rip you inside out and feed you to my rats." they hiss, knife digging into the strangers skin and cutting them just barely. the stranger wouldve picked a fight but yanderes hand on their shoulder was so strong and tight they could feel their bones grinding against each other so they just mumble something under their breath and leave, yandere glaring at them until theyre out of sight then sitting down, looking at you all teary.

"are you okay?? did they touch you?? if you want, i can go drag them outside right now and get rid of them for good!"

you shake your head and try to reassure them but cant help and wonder what theyre like when you arent around...

[fizzydrink698]

who is a thigh man i suddenly cant get this out of my brain fi help

-🐰

you know what, i’m making this a whole super-scientific analysis of each member. what kind of guy is each skz member?

chan: “i don’t have a preference, i love everything about you, it’s all my favourite 🥰🥰” he says, like a liar, because the second you wear his hoodie and some lil tiny underwear his eyes are glued to those legs every time you turn around. occasionally gets the strange desire out of nowhere to just gently bite your thigh. the image just shoves its way into his brain at 4am when he’s blearily staring at that laptop screen, and he just “.exe has stopped responding” for a good few mins as he imagines it.

minho: ass guy. you’ve all seen his habit of squeezing/tapping/grabbing other member’s butts. he’s the kind of guy who slides his hand into your back pocket and keeps it there with zero shame. will squeeze your ass and just smirk and go “peachy” and then wander off like nothing happened. a menace to butts everywhere. a men-ass.

changbin: likes a little bit of everything. a man of many tastes. like maybe, just maybe, might lean towards boobs over ass but it changes from person to person. will buy ridiculously expensive underwear for his s/o with zero remorse bc he wants to spoil, but i see it being that kind of sporty, basic underwear. name-brand thick waistbands, stretchy soft fabric. also has a thing for lips, that’s where his eyes go when talking to someone he’s attracted to. you wear shiny lipgloss, the man wants to smear it.

hyunjin: i cannot explain why, but shoulders. hyunjin likes shoulders. likes to grab them. likes the visual of grabbing them. likes resting his head on them. likes how they look in vests. you do one (1) lateral press in front of him and he just stares, no thoughts all simping. more into thighs/ass than chest though. leggings are his kryptonite.

jisung: boobs. i cannot express this enough. BOOBS. male tiddies, female tiddies, jisung is just really distracted by an impressive chest. the kind of guy who’s trying so hard to look at your face, but you keep catching his gaze just d i p p i n g as you speak. cannot function if the cleavage is out. cannot function if that t-shirt is straining over those pecs. you wanna treat this boy? cute, lacy lingerie, or a super small t-shirt.

felix: felix is a touchy guy, he wants his hands everywhere. the real “no personal preference” guy that chan can only aspire to be. it’s hard to distract and “😳😳” this guy in the same way you can do with jisung so easily. he’ll see you dressed up and just “you’re so pretty 🥰” and compliment you throughout the night. he appreciates. he enjoys. spooning is his favourite activity, one arm wrapped around the waist, one hand stroking your head. then neck. back. slips under that shirt. you get the idea.

seungmin: i don’t see it mentioned often, but low-key, seungmin strikes me as a guy who’s quite into muscles. he appreciates a good arm, but especially muscly thighs. the kind of guy who sits next to you at dinner and keeps his hand on your thigh. resting, stroking maybe as he’s talking, squeezing once or twice. is it sexual? is it just a subconscious thing? you’ll never know until you finish dinner and seungmin is either smiling without a care in the world as you drive home or pulls you along by the wrist to rail you in the restaurant bathroom. he’s a man of many layers. the duality.

jeongin: he gives me some boobs vibes, but i think above all he just appreciates pretty. cute. just an attractive person, giving him big doe eyes and making him feel all special and manly and responsible. i can also see him as the guy that rubs your lower back while snuggling and then just letting it sliiiide down. very handsy in private, definitely not in public bc he gets embarrassed.

[ushiwakaout]

I just read your story about kenma as a husband and im OBSESSED. Can you do the same but with Kuroo please! I love them both and i cant chose so- :)))

I cant choose either don’t worry (i’m a kenma kinny so like... you know)

HUSBAND KUROO IS A BLESSING GOD

let’s just say you’re a highschool teacher

for the sake of the headcannon, you wear glasses to read

very outgoing

very flaunty husband

very flirty, acts as if you guys aren’t married and still trying to reel you into his hook

Wakes up very very early

Maybe like 5 am, works out, rare occasion will wake you up too if he’s feeling like a jerk

if he doesn’t wake you up, he’s back from his run and he’s bought you flowers, will willingly cut his run short so he doesn’t ruin the flowers

KUROO IS AN AMAZING COOK

does not look like it tho, first time he cooked for you- wow, crazy good

breakfast in bed when you have the day of (which are weekends)

Kuroo doesn’t have a day off but his mornings are always free, for you and you only.

He’s the type of husband who you catch making breakfast and he’s dancing, wearing a kiss your sempai apron

“oh no no, you go back to bed, i’m making you breakfast, shoo.”

will tap your ass so you leave the kitchen faster

his brain malfunctions just a lil in the kitchen when realized that you’re only wearing his button up and his button up only

blushing mess while cooking

HE GETS A LITTLE SHY FOR NO REASON WHEN HES BRINGING YOU BREKFAST

You’re fully awake and already looking through homework with you’re cute little glasses that make your eyes look a little bit bigger

he’s so in awe with you, he puts the little breakfast tray over you and kisses your nose

“Goodmorning sweets.”

Doesn’t call you kitten but calls you sweety, sweets, sugar, shortcake. HONEY, SUNSHINE.

He will not bother you if you’re doing paperwork

Believe it or not Kuroo very much likes peace and quiet

because you know, his bed head is bc hed cover his ear w his hair to try and muffle out his parents arguing sorry

Will not argue with you

PHYSICALLY WILL NOT AS MUCH AS HE WANTS TO

you could be yelling at him over something (most likely because kuroo is def burnt out a little and gets no sleep) and you’re just looking up at him and he can’t look away

Will say something like “You look so beautiful.”

My heart just broke a little- Kuroo can’t argue back with you because he knows you’re right most of the time

you’ll find him asleep on his desk at 2am bc you miss cuddling and the mother fucker still wakes up at 5

will show up to your classroom with a bouquet of [favorite flowers] and all the girls in the class start squealing

kisses you behind the flowers

will plant his forehead in yours and whisper “I love you.” before apologizing and dismissing himself

this rich cocky mother fucker will also surprise you on your birthday, which would end up on a weekday.

YOURE CLASSROOM IS FULL OF FLOWERS

EVERY DESK FOR THE BOYS/GIRLS/NONB and they get to keep them

TEACHERS ARE ENVIOUS, especially the women maybe the men are too, ya never know.

he’s a certified sub teacher bc you get sick easily and will cover for you while someone covers for him at work bc he’s like- light years ahead of his work (that’s why he’s so burnt out)

SICK KUROO IS PROBABLY THE SADDEST AND MOST ADORABLE THING

It gets pretty bad when he’s late for work one day and he’s like rushing to get ready and he gets a nose bleed

he’s freaking out and you’re like “baby lay down, you have a fever, please.”

“Fever? What the fuck is a fever, never heard of them, now let me go to work.”

“Honey, don’t make me any soup, your cooking isn’t as good as mine.”

“No get away from me, i don’t want you getting sick.”

“I wanna kiss you so bad right now, give me you’re hand.”

“I love you so much, you know that right?”

Once he’s out of his fever will take you out to dinner as a thank you

Buys you a new outfit for your outing and it’s like “Kuroo come on- i don’t need this.”

“Well i need you to have it, if you complain- then you don’t love me.”

“fine....”

very jealous man, if someone eyes you

very very handsy

hand has to be on your ass, lower back, hip, holding your hand. he gotta be touching you somehow

ESPECIALLY IN WORK OUTINGS

whole new outfit again

would probably fuck you in the venue bathroom but we don’t talk about that

if he gets drunk he’s actually the opposite

he’s not horny or handsy

he gets all cute and shy and a little awkward

Will forget your his spouse and be like “No! You see this ring, that’s right! I’m married and to the most sexiest bitch you know- That’s right i called my spouse a bitch, what about it. She’s a bad bitch.”

this mother fucked have you a ruby ring, you can’t tell me otherwise.

something simple but very pretty

he’d probably think you stole your own ring

“Hey! That’s my spouses give me that”

“Kuroo I. AM. YOUR. SPOUSE. LOOK AT ME!”

squints bc this motherfucker actually needs glasses “BABY!! There was some crazy person, who looked just like you! Same exact ring and everything.”

“Baby that was me, you called me a bad bitch.”

“Yeah? Am i wrong? or?”

Big cuddler

Will kiss you everywhere

“Baby, kenma hasn’t called me today, does he hate me?”

“No kuroo.”

“Are you sure?”

“Baby i’m sure.”

You make kenma come the next day because you know Kuroo needs his bestie

they get drunk

Kenma gets cuddly too

they will sleep on the floor together

You make kuroo cary kenma to bed bc he things it’s you and he sleeps w him

wakes up to yell at you and very hung over

“Sometimes i think you wish i married kenma.”

“You’re not wrong.”

OVERALL kuroo as a husband is... *chef kiss*

[wozwaid]

would you do hcs for the soul eater boys realizing their crush on you and telling you?? tysm! :]

YES SOUL EATER REQUESTSSSS

if you dont know, I'm the biggest simp for soul evans so just putting that out there

also all my soul eater fics are crack + fluff fics because these children are fucking crazy

TW: swearing. a lot of swearing. i swear a lot. I'm really sorry its a bad habit I'm working on it ANYWAYS-

LETS GET IT

Soul

- say it with me, everyone.

- not. fucking. cool.

- cool guys don't settle down... right?

- but you obviously would wanna date a cool guy like him... right?

- he’s SO INSECURE

- like should he tell you?

- so he goes to Black Star. 

- you read that correctly ladies, gentlemen, and non-binary pals. Soul Eater Evans asked Black Star for relationship advice.

- he's desperate don’t judge him (plz do tho Maka and Tsubaki haven't stopped laughing)

- so he shows up in a leather jumpsuit (roll with it) and proclaims his love for you at the top of DWMA academy

- nobody could hear him. they all just saw what appeared to be a screaming monkey

- look he's cool and all but he’s also a total idiot.

- he assumes you not responding means it’s a no and he gets DEPRESSED

- but then Maka was like “dipshit they couldn’t hear you”

- SO BACK TO SQUARE ONE!

- he shows up at your door with flowers and a card. he knocks on your door, but when he hears you approaching he drops everything and SPRINTS AWAY.

- so you have these flowers and a card with your name on it on your front porch. inside is a letter saying “hey y/n, you’re really cool an if you wanna hang out some time, meet me at the basketball court tomorrow at 11am.”

awe he did it... kinda.

Black Star

I'm gonna claw his eyes out I swear to god HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT-

*ahem* anyways.

- Black Star... hmm... how do I say this. he has his head up his ass.

- wouldn’t know what romantic feelings were even if they smacked him in the head, but they couldn’t smack him in the head, because his head is stuck up his ass.

- Tsubaki is like “why do you keep challenging y/n? they clearly don’t wanna spar with you right now.”

- and BS is just like “no they do.” and that's the end of the conversation.

- Tsubaki realizes that he has a crush on you, but he’s just too dumb to notice, so she literally tells you for him.

- she’s like “yo, y/n. Black Star is kinda in love with you but he’s too stupid to realize it.”

- and you’re like “sweet ok ill go ask him out.”

- SOOO  you go to Black Star after class and ask him to dinner.

- bad move. you can kiss your savings goodbye, but you might get to kiss Black Star???

- anyways, he’s like “OF COURSE YOU WOULD WANT TO GO ON A DATE WITH THE STRONG AND INCREDIBLE BLACK STAR! ILL PICK YOU UP!”

- and you’re like “wait you don’t know where I live-” “YES I DOOOOO SEE YOU AT 8″

- not creepy at all Black Star. not creepy at all.

- he’s freaking the fuck out

- so he shows up at your apartment looking like he just survived Hurricane Maria and then went swimming with sharks but didn’t bring any equipment. remember how he dressed for the episode where they celebrate the founding of DWMA? he looks like that, but somehow worse.

- you take him inside, throw him in your room with a towel and tell him to shower since there’s gel EVERYWHERE

- you guys just end up staying inside, playing videogames!

Death the MAN

- sooooo DTK. my favorite character

- i’m not totally sure how he’d handle it

- I dont think he would handle it tbh

- he’s a genius, but he's FUCKING STUPID

- he decides to shove his feelings into the back of his mind because, as he said, “that’s a problem for future Death the Kid, not me.” Same honey, same.

- but then he sees you getting hit on and PULLS OUT HIS PISTOLS AND FUCKING MURDERS-

- nah he just grabs you and walks away

- ur like “uh hello what’s up?”

- he realizes that he messed up your shirt while dragging you outside.

- a-symmetrical. bad. not good. Death the Kid.exe has stopped working

- and ur like “OH SHIT IS HE DEAD”

- so you take him to the nurse because why not.

- and so there you are, sitting in the nurses office, watching your crush practically bleed out. fun!

- and he says your name in his sleep and you automatically crash

- when he wakes up, he sees that you’re asleep in a chair next to him, so being the LOVELY HUMAN BEING (shinigami? both? who’s DTK’s mom? help?) that he is, he picks you up and lays you down next to him, falling asleep holding onto you

- liz and patty are taking pictures. he’ll never hear the end of it from those two.

Stein

damn what those hands do?

- so we figured out a valuable piece of information

- dr. stein has a heart and it works

-  wanna know how? 

- you were kicking his ass and he got really flustered bc you were sweating and he had DIRTY THOUGHTS-

- so boom. human emotions. stein has those. problem solved. ladies and gentlemen (and non-binary pals), we got him.

- stein doesn’t understand what to do with his feelings for you

- does he... does he remove his heart? will that make it better?

- no oh my god someone please stop him he's actually gonna do it-

- he ends up just telling you face to face with the most expressionless expression you’ve ever seen

- and you’re like “hey um r u ok?”

- AND THEN YOU SEE A TINY BLUSH AND AIWEOJFDAPWOIERFDS AWWWWWW

- marry him. m a r r y  h i m. when stein falls for someone, he falls HARD.

- you’re in it for the long run with him. hope you’re ready to never sleep cuz he’ll perform experiments on you!

Spirit (Death Scythe)

- HOW DO YOU KNOW

- HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO KNOW IF HE ACTUALLY LIKES YOU

- I CAN NOT READ THIS MAN

- he does have very pretty eyes tho

- BUT LIKE ARE WE A THING? IS IT A ONE NIGHT STAND? DO YOU LIKE ME? DO YOU NOT? STOP SPIRIT YOU’RE SCARING THE BABY (that's me. I'm the baby)

- i deadass have no clue what to say. my -3 IQ can’t handle this. good luck homie, this one’s a doosey.

OK IDK WHETHER TO WRITE FOR JUSTIN OR NOT I CANT FIND ANY GIFS AND THAT’S MAKING ME WEIRDLY NERVOUS OK BYE LOVE YOU GUYS

[inosukeslefttoe]

SO i just finished wonder egg priority and i think that with confidence i can say it has been one of my favorite animes like... ever ?? and not even from hyperfixation or obsession over it just... its so fucking real yet so simple in a way that i havent rlly seen shown in any other shows you feel ??

but first i wanna talk about how sexy the art and animation is real quick... HOMIE ITS SO GOOD LIKE EVERYTHING ABOUT IT JUST... serotonin... the characters are all so unique and iconic and fun but not over the top in their designs yknow ??? they seem like regular every day girls but they stand out and theyre all sO CUTE !!!! also i love how the style is like this soft bubbly slice of life lookin stuff with bright happy colors and the most beautiful scenes you could find but they also have the SICKEST fight scenes complete with whimsical animal helpers and terrifying villains and crazy weapons unique to each character. and the animation. god DAMN shawty i am obsessed with everything in this show. i might make a post solely about the art later lol bc i wanna get into the other stuff.

so the themes in the show right ?? it starts just as this cute lil magical girl kinda deal but within the first episode we see that like.. oh damn... thats kinda heavy... tbh i was a little shocked and thought about stopping bc yknow bad mental health BUT i was so intrigued that i had to keep going and i am SO GLAD that i did. because this show just so beautifully discusses all these heavy topics in such an eloquent and artistically expressive way. and also like, , the juxtaposition of the charming childlike vibe with bright colors and 14 yr old girl protagonists against the dark themes of suicide and so much else,, i think is just perfect. bc a lot of heavy animes are more of the seinen genre and have some middle aged dude as a protag or make the entire color palette dim or offer little relief to the pain of these heavy themes right ?? but NO not wonder egg bitches B) because these problems arent just things that ppl face later in life or just problems that need to be talked about among adults or the edgy seinen watching squad,, these are REAL problems that face people of every age, gender etc and i think its awesome that wonder egg addresses that. some may cringe at the thought of their high schooler watching animes that discuss sexual harassment, suicide, abuse, self harm, eating disorders etc,, but in reality it is the most comforting thing i have ever come across and is basically jsut free anime therapy. because not only does wonder egg present these themes to the viewers as something real that happens to all kinds of people (making said people feel heard in a way that maybe they hadnt before), but it also makes sure to vanquish all of these forms of trauma. and the way the trauma is vanquished isnt always beautiful and it isnt always just magically gone with a poof. the struggles of overcoming or living with that sort of thing are shown in such a real and relatable way that addresses every hardship trauma survivors have to go through. and i just. god i cry bro. 

oh m y GOD and the lgbtq+ rep in this show ?? like shawty... as soon as i saw episode one i was picking up on some gay/lesbian themes but then again im sapphic and project that a lot so i tend to see that sort of stuff like... everywhere... but NE WAYS... episode ten made me FUKCING CRY BRO LIke i cant believe there was a whole trans character with a whole trans pride hoodie like LKGHKDGH my heart is just so.. so fucking full thinking about him. bc like yeah i know there are trans characters in anime but i feel like theyre always very ambiguous about actually being trans or not or erased or portrayed as a harmful stereotype or theyre constantly misgendered and still refered to as their assigned gender at birth and i hate it. HOWEVEr... Kaoru.. *chefs kiss* it was so amazing to see a character straight up say “yeah im trans” in such a casual yet powerful way bc i personally have never seen that before. and i love love loved how he went into his backstory and talked to momoe about gender bc i think thats what she rlly needed and that it helped her find herself and it makes me so happy oh my god,, and the way they talked about it never seemed forced or like it was the focal point of his existence yknow ?? like yeah he existed to help momoe overcome some of her trauma but he also just existed to be HIM yknow ?? also... personally, i headcanon momoe as a trans girl even though i dont remember it being explicitly stated plus the school scenes of her and stuff would seem like they suggest otherwise ??but,,, SHAWTY THE AMOUNT OF SUBTEXT and her complicated relationship w gender is... something i feel like a cis girl would not go through so harshly yknow ?? with all of the questioning and feeling detached from femininity or feeling like ppl dont see her as an actual girl and only like her as a guy or for her masculine traits,,, but dont take my word on this bc i myself am a cis girl but that was just my take on it as someone in the lgbtq+ community trying to educate myself on the transgender community :) either way,, wonder eggs portrayal of momoe and kaoru and the way that momoe becomes so passionate about expressing herself the way she wants to as a girl is just... good lord im gonna cry its so perfect,,,.so ... i just love this show way too much. i also am honestly super lost about the relationship btwn acca and ura-acca ?? bc i was gonna mention ura-acca as a canonically gay guy bc when i was watching i interpreted ep 11 as him being in love with acca and being jealous of Azusa (bc i mean,, they lived together (i swear to god there was only one bed in that apartment) and had a daughter together and def loved each other and also when Frill said they were husbands and then when ura-acca said he wasnt attracted to azusa but he was def jealous of their relationship ??) but then i saw somewhere that theyre brothers ?? which would make sense ig since they look kinda similar and accas daughter called ura-acca “uncle”.. but at the same time its ANIME SO THEY ALL LOOK SIMILAR and referring to gay couples as siblings is an EXTREMELY common euphemism soooo... IM JUST LOST HERE... but yeah i tried doing research and found different things so i cant say anything for sure >:( however,,, if they are canonically a lil fruity for each other... when frill refered to acca as ura-accas husband i imploded dude you never hear that sort of wording in anime.. but if theyre related i am so sorry. 

god this is so much longer than i planned it to be oops but i also love the theme about like.. relying on friends to help carry your weight but at the same time not becoming completely dependent on those friends and using their support to learn how to love yourself and rely on yourself yknow ?? bc that is exactly what healthy friendships look like. bc i think ai sort of had a codependency thing goin on with koito maybe ?? but now she has a whole squad of funky friends that are so so different but all struggle with different kinds of trauma and although they fight over it, they always get through it with each other together. and they push each other no matter what to be the best versions of themselves and they teach other that getting hurt is okay because theyre always gonna be there to pick up the pieces no matter what happens. they can give each other space when they need and adapt to meet each others needs but theyre always able to balance it out with their own needs and thats such a beautiful thing in friendships especially at their age like damn i wish i had that maturity when i was 14 but no all i had was depression. another thing is that through these friendships you get to see all the different sides of each girl; you get to see them being strong or a shining light to their friends when theyre hurting but you also get to see them being hurt and weak and allowing themselves to be on the receiving end of the comfort. their friendships allows them to have weaknesses but it also allows them to highlight their strengths and thrive off of each others. I LOVE FRIENDSHIP DUDE

next i wanna briefly mention some of the themes connected to suicide that ive noticed. a big one is the survivors guilt that ai feels once koito is dead. several times she screams that she wishes she couldve gone with koito and she dreams of a “perfect world” where they committed a double suicide. one of the main reasons for her troubles is that she blames herself for koitos death and feels like it should be her thats dead... but at the same time she feels like too much of a coward to do anything now that koito is gone. she just has all these complex and contradicting feelings that wear away at her in ways that ppl that havent gone through the suicide of a loved one could never imagine. a lot of the times when things like this are portrayed in media i feel like its more in a way thats meant to guilt trip those that have taken their own lives and paint suicide as this selfish sin thats unforgivable but... not only does wonder egg reject that idea and instead portray it as a heartbreaking tragedy with,,, so so many terrible reasons, but it focuses on the feelings of ai separate from koito without blaming her in any way. not once did i feel like the show antagonized koito or that ai blamed koito for doing any of this, but they simply mourned her loss and touched on ais reaction towards the event but separate from koito herself if that makes sense. and i think that discussing survivors guilt without painting koito as the bad guy is something so beautifully done in wonder egg that can really resonate with those that have lost a loved one to suicide and have struggled with these same things.

okay i think this is the last thing ill mention,,, but HOMIE THE PARALLEL UNIVERSE BIT AT THE END. I AM. OBSESSED. i am such a whore for anything about the multiverse okay n e ways...,, not only did this make a super epic trippy ending of season one and add a little bit more magical girl whimsy to the show,, but it had such a powerful message. from the perspective of og ai,, finding out that you killed yourself in another world is... i mean its definitely not a surprise but at the same time it rlly makes you think how close og ai herself couldve been to that point and what decisions led her out of that dark place in her life. if i were in her shoes i would be terrified and id cry bc the thought of going back to such a dark place and actually going through with something like that is my worst fear and probably something that ai fears too. but at the same time,,, think from the perspective of ai two !!! like yeah its true that theres this awful terrible version of ai that dies but theres also a whole version of ai that is a superhero magical girl fighting off monsters to save countless ppls lives !! and she has a badass lizard and a gang of awesome friends !!! at first i was worried that ai two would be jealous of og ai and compare herself to her and feel inferior but like.. THEYRE LITERALLY THE SAME PERSON AND CAPABLE OF THE SAME THINGS !!! and ai two realized that !! just within the span of one episode, she went from the version of ai who took her life,, to the version of ai jumping in front of a friend to take a bullet for them and save their life. and that just inspired THE SHIT OUT OF ME. i think that ai was sent another version of herself to sort of beat her own worst enemy yknow ?? those doubts and fears that shes no good or that shes that same bystander from episode one and that she hasnt changed at all. but getting to interact with her parallel self and see her grow was just what she needed to realize that while yeah sometimes the worst thing can happen and things can be terrible but on the other hand sometimes the most wonderful thing imaginable can happen because she has the power to do either. 

so im gonna go ahead and stop rambling bc i got all my thoughts out that i wanted to for this post :D but yeah lol i might make another if i feel like it sometime. long story short: this show is perfect and it is going on my favorite of all times.

[khaleesiofalicante]

Il n'y a pas d'autre langue pour ce chapitre que celle-ci 😂 Sur d'autres nouvelles : j'ai survécu cette semaine !  Et je te vois aussi, alors félicitations !

I'm reading this on Satuday but I will still send my reaction on Tuesday because this seems so soft and amazing

So, this week... Was a week. But its not bad. Just gotta make it through the next week and thats it😂 (I'm not optimistic, I just know next week will be the end) My grandmother went shit-talking about us with the rest of the family... But she will go next moth with my uncle, so we will be free for some time!! My aunt is no longer sick but she has to stay for next week still (kinda sad I can't sleep in my bed yet, but nevermind) and yeah, thats it :) how was your week?

David and Alec shit-talking Asmodeus jdidjdidndks 😂

David making breakfast for them is the cutest🥺 (Also Alec like: If you say yes to that, it WILL be a mistake 🙂)

He is such a romantic💙

Max is a softie clenaing the Pacific and he knows it!!! (but he must stinks)

“Love is blind,” Magnus said in the background. “But apparently it also has no sense of smell.” (Bro look who is talking😂😂)

Mmm, do I wanna know the ichor story....?

"He could clean himself with the snap of his fingers – which, uh, came in handy during other situations." I cant😂

"This was the Max he had loved all his life" Jjsnsls 💙💙

Max and Magnus better speak in the next chapter istg...

Omg the letter finally arrived!!! Still love Alec for trying <3

They are meeting!!! Mmm, still don't know what to think but I'll keep my mind open

Jace taking care of Clary🥺🥺🥺

Magnus is right and I love him. Also, YES. Parents mess up sometimes...

My boy is crying at night😭😭😭 I just want him to be ok!! Yes Magnus, you have to make the first move...

He. Offered. His. Loft. Why is it so cute?? 🥺

Rafe is the sweetest..

“I’ll have to get a second job to afford him, aren’t I?” David asked with a chuckle. “I’m afraid so,” (where do I get someone like him???)

Lexi, Selena and David have such a cute relationship!!! (still relate more to Rafe and Max but they are🥺🥺🥺)

Jace is so proud and so am I!! 💙💙

YES CLARY IS HIS MOTHER

"Gabriel called it short people problems." been there, done that (I was actually really small until like 2 years ago. I was a fucking minion compared to my friends😂 although I had a friend who was REALLY small and he was the BEST at basketball...)

Jace is soo good at giving advice and he is so soft <333

Clary and David. Thats my heart jdkdjdisnssj (also him picking her up is *whispers* beautiful)

Bro stop scaring David😭😂

Trust me on this one: stay away for Leon Verlac

IF HE DOESN'T CREATE LIGHTNING FOR YOU THEN WHATS THE POINT!!! Seriously tho it is so soft and💙💙

David with a child. Are you fucking trying to kill me with this softness ma'am???

"Pouvez-vous voir le garçon bleu? N'est-il pas beau? Tu trouves qu'il est beau aussi?" BRO WTF THIS IS THE SOFTEST SHIT EVER!!!

Ok, quick note: Is that the same spell Magnus used on Rafe the firts day they meet?? Bc its so pure and wholesome🥺🥺🥺

HOLY SHIT MAX WITH THE BABY. MY HEART CANT TAKE IT JDHSKSB

“No one is scared of you,” he said, closing his eyes. “Only you are.” ❤️❤️❤️❤️bro....

Conclusion so far: THEM>>>>

"Flattery will get you everywhere, David Beauchamp,” yes it will. He already got my heart, the limits are none

David is a cute and in love dork😂

WHAT THE FUCK LEVITHAN?????? WTAF???

INMORTALITY???

Like.. Max does need David.. BUT NOT LIKE THAT

“Take this power and rule by Max’s side.” Ngl, it would sound tempting to me, but David doesn't want that, does he?

Low blow dude. Well, everything aside, its actually a good gift? I mean... Its for someone Max loves to be with him forever... Its not THAT bad considering he is a prince of hell..

I would pay to hear him say croissant...

Max is a horny little shit😂😂I mean also David but he is better at hiding it...

"Gorgeous Gabriel" jdisjdodk he gets me!!!👀

Omg he is jealous!!!😂😂 Max is right, he is mega-hot.....

Coraline can’t meet today???? bad start, but ok ok, we still can have a nice meeting

Max is so fucking powerful, just WOW...

Whats happening?? WTF??? Who is this girl???

Mmm, I kinda like her... Not a great plan, but will do :)

I dont ever know where his jokes are gonna get and I love him😂😂😂

Oh, Mal... Nice!

Is David jealous?? 😂😂

"He was so much like his parents sometimes, David thought. Max had never met a person he didn’t want to help." THIS is so damn true even tho we dont always see it

“I’m not jealous,” David said. “And I am not blue,” I CANT LOVE THEM MORE THAN I ALREADY LOVE THEM 🥺❤️❤️💞

All of this day is the cutest shit in my entire life jdjdkdid

"You’re all that I know. You’re all that I love.” THIS FUCKING CHAPTER. IS ONE OF THE CUTEST. EVER

Jackson!! I'm love him💙💙💙

Jackson is so wise and he is indeed impossible to hate🥺🥺

I'm with David on this. Percy Jackson is better

“Then I hope you carry me with you, Brother David. You are immortal after all.” Their friendship is something else💙💙>>>

Nooo, I will fight his nightmares with my bare hands and my knife🔪🔪

Well, David is already here for him🥺🥺

"He looked like a black and white photograph. David wanted to keep him inside his pocket 💙💙💙

Advantages and disadvantages of dating a Lightwood-Bane...

WHY is Coraline here??!

“Ah. Right. We have a relaxed clothing policy at home so,” why am I not surprised?

“I called her when I woke up,” dude what??

I support throwing people who dont like David into the Seine :)

"So, if this goes to shit, then you just come back to me. I’ll be there to remind you what love feels" I'm full on feelings💙

"Also, Coraline is kinda hot.” dude stop 😂

He knew who he looked like. He knew there was nothing he could do about it.😭😭

He wants to make sure she respects and accepts Max🥺🥺

"Hello, gay,” she said. “I’m Coraline.” (I already like her :))

“I work as a child psychologist at a juvenile rehabilitation center.” omg yes I like her and I feel they will have a good relationship :)

She was afraid of meeting him... FUCK ALBERT

A semicolon!! Short story: I had a teacher in 5th grade that had several tattoos, including a semicolon, she explained us the meaning of each one and it was so beautiful and in conclusion, the reason why I wanted tattoos ever since <3

“I left my family because my family wasn’t safe for me anymore.” it hurts that you have to do that sometimes, but its true...

David!!! 🥺 Telling her he is proud of her is so wholesome

“Very angelic,” yeah they are 😂😂

Telling her about his family gives the same vibe as Alec rambling of his family whenever he gets a chance 💙💙

Mozart!!!! Bdjsksbos love

I love Max so much!! He knows what he needs

She told her she is proud!! Why is it so deep??

HOLY FUCK!!! ALEXANDER???? WTF??? I AM KDJSKND I LOVE THIS SO MUCH FUCK YEAH I CANT WITH THIS INFO!! AND AFTER ALEC LIGHTWOOD!!! OMG YESSSS. HE INSPIRED SO MANY AND JDJDISKLS💙💙💙

Brother Enoch is an icon😎

I hope Albert is burning in hell with his son dating a boy, a warlock and Alec and Magnus son😌

Alec Lightwood is the MVP💙

🥺🥺🥺LOVE THEM!!!!

They are both horny shits...

She played a song for him jdjdjdjkd

Max inherited the need to make jokes in a serious conversation

Yeah, it would make sense if he has PTSD

Fuck yeah. Comunication is so sexy

But he said it so well and  “It’s not that I don’t love you. It’s not that I don’t I think I can't love you forever. It’s just…Forever is a really long time. I don’t want to live that long.”🥺🥺💙💙

If you meet someone else,” David managed a smile. “Someone who is ready to spend forever with you.”

“Take it,” David insisted. “I want you to have that chance – even if it’s not with me.”

“Centuries from now, when you come back to Paris, will you remember this? Us?”

He is too good for this good for this world indeed💙💙

He fucking tattooed David’s name in his wrist!!!!? OMG I'M GOING TO CRY THIS IS BEAUTIFUL 😭💙💙💙SO HE REMEBERS HIM WHEN HE DOES MAGIC OH GOD😭😭

ALWAYS!! I'M LOVING ALL THE WORDS (might add them to the edits👀)

AYAN. I- Magnus help him. He fucking created a word to call him bc there weren't words good enough for him. I'm crying WTF ITS SO WHOLESOME 😭🥺💙💙

Malec having flashbacks to the hot air ballon incident🙂

YES HIS MOTHER IS CLARY AND SHE IS SO BADASS AND CORALINE SO NICE JDISJDISB

If only she knew Max’s unhinged being....

“M for Max,” David smiled. “M for Mon ange.” (HOLY- 🥺🥺 HE GAVE HIM HIS RING. AND IT FUCKING FITS!!!💙💙)

Ok, THAT WAS THE MOST SOFT AND HEARTWARMING CHAPTER. MY HEART IS GOING TO EXPLODE

also the note got me emo bc its the last pov we will see of him and I love him too much

The way you wrote David... I love him so much and I agree with Max that there aren't any words to describe him properly. His advices and all the love he has inside him is brighter than any cruel thing the world may offer him. I will miss him so much and I'm so grateful I got to meet him in this story. He will forever be in my heart

Also after reading all the reactions I realized we are all just having a shitty month and trying to make it alive to February😂 so dont give up yall!! We are all in this shits show together💙

This really made my day and week and i will remeber this chapter when I need sterotonine. Thank you so much, ily

C'est probablement la réaction la plus longue mais je l'aime tellement et je t'aime tellement.  Au revoir💙

YES FOR SURVIVING THIS WEEK.

I don't even know your grandma but I am glad she is leaving lmao. I hope you get to sleep in your bed soon. Wishing a lot of comfort and good things to come your way. (my manifestations work usually).

My week was...a week too. I've been working really, really hard. Sleep is basically nonexistent. But I think things will settle down next week (or I hope) so that's that.

But hey. We survived.

We really are bad bitches, huh. Good for us.

Writing this chapter brought me a lot of comfort too. I'm glad you made you smile.

Au revoir and Fuck January 💙

[hajimine]

LEX’S 2020 APPRECIATION POST PT. II !

— to the lovely moots & followers who i talk to quite often (or pretty much everyday), this one’s for you.

thank u for being in my life, you made my 2020 so so much better. i’m so grateful october lex decided to make a tumblr acc 🥲

i’ll try my best to keep it kinda short 🥲👍

in alphabetical order:

@4fterh0urs — my omega phoebe 😩‼️ ily so much bc you’re both extremely stupid n extremely smart at the same time. u mean so much to me and i love talking to u even if u call me such weird as nicknames every damn day 😃 you’re so sexy n hella intimidating smfh idk how i was able to make u my bitch (JK PLS DONT KILL MEE) anyways, thanks for being a real one bae + you’re the person i block the most, so you’re special ig 😹👍 ily you’re actually such a sap but u pretend to be all tough heh <33

@archivednikes — my solar system, my wh*re (lovingly) hi bae 😣 ok yk how much i love u but. im gonna tell u again: ILYSM!! OKAY??? please know that you’re such an amazing human being and you’re SO incredibly talented. god i love u so much please take care of yourself baby, you’re always so kind to other people and i hope you can do the same to yourself. once again, i am so fucking glad you decided to slide into my inbox that day, because now i look forward to talking to you every single morning. insert grabby hands ilysm <33

@boosyboo9206 — onyx hi babes! i’m so so grateful for you omg u dont even know it. you always manage to cheer me up with your antics and you’re always here to support me 🥺 whenever i’m down you somehow aways manage to make me feel a lil better. i love talking to u whether it’s about sth as mundane as the weather or even your obsession with the word peepers. thank you for being you, please take care of yourself and stop sleeping so damn late. ilysm <33

@ch4jime — chloe bae!! 😁 hi omg ilysm you’re so cute and cool and nice urghh thanks for always checking up on me! i love love seeing you in my asks, you’re such a lovely person to be around. i seriously need to be better at dropping in other people’s inbox, so just know that i’ll work on hanging out on your blog more often this year bc ily! i wish u all the best and please never stop being you baby mwah <33

@fairyoomi — hi bae 😣😣 how are u?? i know we don’t talk much anymore, and that’s okie, but i still wanna write u this lil note because i’m so thankful i met you here on tumblr. you’re an amazing writer and u were so sweet to me even when i was a teeny blog who didn’t know anyone. i admire u a lot, yknow? thanks for being such a friendly and welcoming person, ily <33

@gu3to — mochi bestieo 🙀 idk if you’ll even see this smh so i’m just gonna text u after this (if i don’t forget to rip) okay so. hello?! you’re so mf cool and you’re a trendsetter 🤩 yes yes im fueling your god complex it’s bc ily smh. you’re so dumb i wanna choke u sometimes but i won’t bc i’m also just as dumb 😁 pls stop disappearing from the face of the Earth okay ilysm you always keep it real and i know i can always count on u to listen to uh... my shit. okay so when are we gonna make out? 🤨 oki bye <33

@hoekageyama — wifey!! maddie baby urghh yk how much i love you, you’re one of my earliest moots im pretty sure? and aaaaa i’m so so glad i decided to be weird as hell and slide into your asks that day (pancreas. sighs. iconic.) you’re my numero uno whenever i wanna bark about hot 2d boys and what i’d let em do to me coughs err yea hehe. please take care of yourself baby you’re such a sweet and kind and loving person and i’m so glad to have you in my life. smh we text each other lovey dovey texts anyway but i still wanna do this for u 😋 ilysm!!! <33

@honeyskawa — lani baby hi! i know you haven’t been super active lately, but i just wanna tell u that i appreciate u so so much!! you honestly made my goddamn week when u sent me that ask about how i inspired you bc what the heck?? never in my life have i expected to have such an impact on someone. you’re a wonderful writer honestly. i love u so much and i hope everything’s going well baby, i’m excited talk to u more whenever you decide to be active on tumblr again <33

@jougogo — kaybae hi!!! you haven’t been on tumblr much lately but hi sexc it’s me lex lol i’ve moved accs hehe 😎 i hope u see this whenever u get your phone back cries. you’re such an amazing person to be around, always so cheerful and friendly, you exude so much positive vibes and ilysm. you always manage to lift up the mood with your sexc self and i admire u for that. you’re so incredibly chaotic and fun to be around ahrgehxhh i appreciate u sm and i hope you’re taking care of yourself bby ily <33

@kemochie — my waluigi, my favorite f*rry, hi 😝 urghhh god we just started talking everyday pretty recently but god. you’re so funny??? and i love bullying u bc u give me so much material to bully u with (ok jkjk i love u that’s why i bully u smh) also, you’re so incredibly supportive and u were actually the one who pushed me to finally post that atsumu fic, even tho stupid me accidentally deleted it LMAOBSBD anw, u bring sm joy in my life, so thank u for that. we’re a small lil filf and you’re the milf to my dilf LMAO ilysm mwah!! <33

@kenmaki — gabbae! virgo bestie!! hi hi !! you’re such a talented person and you’re an amazing writer, and i hope one day u can get past your insecurities and see yourself as the wonderful person u truly are. i love how we were able to relate to each from how similar virgos think + our initial conversation of dick measurements and such will forever be seared into my memory. and congrats on getting a daily railing on the dash HSBDH i don’t look at em i promise lol 🤩🤩 jdbdhdh ilysm bby <33

@miyams — ren sweet babie hi! you’re so incredibly talented please don’t listen to stupid hate anons. i’ll stab them with a serrated knife if i have to 😠🔪 you’re so flippin cute and sweet i love talking to you, and i love love love whenever u come by my inbox to say hi. i hope we can talk even more in 2021, my dms and asks are always open for u bby (even though i suck at replying right away, sorry abt that huhu) i love u sm baby please take care of yourself <33

@miyasangel — ardie bae 😜 hi sexc!! i still cant believe we talk like everyday now lmaoo i used to think you’re so freaking cool (i still do) and now i’m friends w u whattaheck 🥲 you’re such an amazing writer wtf. i hate that we had to start our friendship on such a sour note (ehem discord ehem) but i’m really glad it brought us closer together. ily cockarden i’ll be sure to bully u even more HAHAGS IM JK makes out w u so hard bc you’re so damn hot ily 😣‼️ <33

@owlywrites — owly baby hello! ily so so much and you’re so talented, you deserve so much recognition. i hope i can read more of your fics soon bc they’re so well written ugh 😣 thanks for always checking up on me and always being so incredibly sweet. i love u so so muchhh huhu i wanna give u the biggest hug in the world :( please take care of yourself and never stop being your genuine self kith kith <33

@rilacry — milfy gorlillola 😜😜‼️ hi sexc. omfg i was so intimidated by u wtf (and i still kinda am smh) bc you’re so cool?? and your writing n carrd making skills are amazing as hell wtf. u just exude BDE bc you’re hella hot AND bc u wanna peg everyone. anyways,, i’m glad we got closer recently, even if it was out of really wack circumstances. ily bae pls stop sticking your memojis everywhere mwah <33

@rintaroll — my kue tete ☹️☹️ ilysm smh bye i can’t believe we’re close now wtf you’ve always been so cool and sexc 😩‼️ oh god i rmb when u were still on your old acc and u seemed so out of reach and i was a lil intimidated ANDBDJD SHHH but yea now ik you’re just a big h word dork and i love u for that 😣 i wish u all the best for your singing career bby you’re such a talented writer AND singer wtf. also you’re so pretty???? wtf how rude 😠 JKJK HAHHSBD ilysm kithes u so hard <33

@tetsoleil — geegee!! hi baby 😣 thanks for being such a sweet human being ily! it’s been a while since we actually talked yeah? but i still want u to know that i love u a lot and i appreciate u so much. i’m so so grateful you’re in my life because you’re such a joy to be around. you’re an amazing writer bby and i hope you get the recognition u deserve. i’m always here for u if u need anything. ilysm bby <33

@velvetfireworks — rachie bae 🤩 my bakso goreng, my golden kiwi!!! ily!! hehe im so glad i decided to slide in your dms when u asked me if i was indo. but ahhhh you’re ao sweet and cute and supportive ilysm. an amaaazing writer and i admire your work so much, but i think you’ve heard me say that multiple times before. i’m so glad we became closer recently through our love for greasy food and wonky lil faces 👁💋👁 kith kith ilysm <33

@yato-o — yato baby hi!! urgh honestly i appreciate u so so much?? i feel so lucky to be able to get to know you. i don’t even remember how we met but ahhh thank u for always stopping by and have a chat with me even though i know you’re a busy person. please take care of yourself and get some rest whenever u need to! don’t feel pressured to come on here if you’re tired baby, im so grateful to have u in my life, i luv youu <33

HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU SEXY BAES!

kisses, lex

[zhuhongs]

Upon rereading tgcf, one of the biggest complaints I have is how lackluster all the extra chapters were. literally none of them were good and all contained rlly gross and harmful sentiments (like the amnesia one which.. yea.. or all the things implying xl should get pregnant for hc thus equating gay relationships with hetero ones and playing into the wife thing and just GOD I HATE MXTX) 

There were a lot of little plot points i wish that had been further elaborated on more in the extras as opposed to hualian being ... like that. I had enough. Like mdzs had actaully good extras (minus the incense burners) that were nice side stories that elaborated more on the characters. Like the hook one with the juniors was so cute and i loved seeing them grow more. Or the lotus pod extras omg.. im such a lotus pod extra stan. those were so cute and gave us a lot of good insight into just how lovestruck lwj was during the times when he didn’t see wwx. mxtx should've stuck to those sorta extras in tgcf but NOOO. SO I have a list of so many other more interesting things those chapters couldve been spent on like:

A resolution on He Xuan’s revenge and his character arc. Bc its implied He Xuan is still hanging out and watching over sqx and that taking revenge didn’t fully satisfy him bc ok.. yea shi wudu is dead but he xuans family will never come back. Now what does he have to live for?? i wish we couldve seen a look into his life during the entire ordeal. like a chapter from his perspective while he was posing as Ming Yi  and maybe a look at a conversation btw he xuan and the real ming yi or a chapter after SQX was banished to see what he’s doing now. Also what did he xuan owe hua cheng money for anyways?? Like ik not every little thing has to be explained but I Want to Know. PLEASE more goth boyfriend content now I just wanna see him :,((

a better resolution of yin yu and quan yizhens storyline. im still mad abt how that plot point was split btw books 3 and 5  when it was rlly out of place and  there were other more pressing plot matters and it just rlly deserved more time. Also i thought yin yu died!?!?!? but apparently one of the extras says he’s alive and man... i;m not reading any more of the extras to see that, give me a full yin yu and quan yizhen chapter.. fuck.

a day in the life of the guoshi fangxin or general hua PLEASE especially like one where hua cheng was SO CLOSE to meeting xie lian but had no clue that xie lian was there at the time but the two did smth that inadvertantly helped the other and they still were connected even though they hadnt met omg pls that’d be so nice. like imagine Hua cheng catching a glimpse of the guoshi in public in yong’an while he’s trying to follow some lead that points to xie lian or maybe following a lead to capture qi rong bc he said he knew qi rong was a part of the yong’an stuff and originally thought the guoshi was one of qi rongs pawns. like can you IMAGINE him getting so close. but at the last second he did smth small that impacted xie lian. like they bumped into eachother on the street or smth. god i’d go crazy

OR vice versa.. like a day in the life of the young ghost king hua cheng. Like again, one of my biggest issues was that hua cheng just knew everything and its never really explained how he got all of that info. like yes he’s been alive very long and has eyes and ppl working for him everywhere but like... how did he build that network?? I’d love to see a chapter of young ghost king hua cheng travelling around trying to learn as much as he can abt the world and how it can help bring him to xie lian. and the two maybe are in the same kingdom for a bit and they don’t meet exactly but hua cheng stops some fight or something and helps xie lian indirectly or maybe xie lian is performing on the street in some costume and hua cheng doesn’t recognize him and smiles and gives him a coin or smth. idk i’m just dying for any sorta extra chapter or fic like that. i’m honestly so tempted to write my own but i cant write

also!! we’ve seen how xie lian picks up people down on their luck near him and show them kindness (like banyue, lang ying, xiao ying, he tried to with san lang but we know how that ended lmao) so i’d love to see another little vignette of him doing that on his travels and how every person he meets teaches him smth about life and being a good person and idk, i just think it’d be rlly sweet. i love this facet of his character and feel like we didn’t see enough of it towards the end.

ALSO hua cheng only seems to respect one heavenly official besides xie lian and thats yushi huang.. i assume thats mostly bc she was the only one to help xie lian and let him use the rain master hat to bring water to yong’an. I was thinking maybe when he was a new supreme he had run into trouble and maybe was picked up by the rain master and helped him heal and in return he promised to help protect her village from harm in the future. Like i know a heavenly official wouldn’t cooperate with a ghost like that but yushi huang is different and doesn’t really care about the heavens so i think she would protect him if he could do something to benefit her village. ik this is kinda far fetched but when he first became a supreme I’m sure a bunch of ppl probably tried to mess with him and didn’t rlly believe him to be undefeatable bc he hadn’t proved himself yet also i doubt all his power came overnight. he had to learn how to use it once he escaped the kiln. and some group probably thought they could weaken him somehow. I’m thinking maybe a rlly well formed group of ghosts actually caught him off guard once and he had to retreat and was picked up by the rain master and stayed with her and learned from her a bit. i think it’d be a cool concept also i just rlly want more yushi huang content and i’m on their friendship agenda bc he rlly did seem to actually respect her when she first appeared and i think it’d be cool if the two had some history together.

Also idrc if this was addressed I couldve missed it But!! Did xie lian ever tell Hua cheng that the reason he got the curse shackles and was banished again in the first place wasnt bc jun wu wanted to punish him, but because he requested it. And specifically requested it bc he felt guilty abt letting wu ming take the human face disease and disperse for his sake. So he took the shackles and descended to atone for that?? Bc I dont recall hua cheng learning that bc his soul was already dispersed at that point so it didnt follow him and xie lian didnt say anything so uhhh... someone should tell hua cheng that. Like I dont think xie lian rlly said how much hua cheng meant to him and didnt show him he was loved in grand ways. Like xie lian did always care for bc in other ways but I think if hua cheng learned abt this on screen it wouldve been such a great moment and I'm rlly surprised mxtx didnt address this iirc!?!? Like imagine jun wu telling Hua cheng this in the kiln bc xie lian wouldnt say it himself. Imagine how cool that would be.

Also a small thing adding into the whole young ghost king Hua cheng stuff. Its implied and p much stated that hua cheng isnt his real name. That he likely doesnt have a real name bc his parents died? (It's not clear. I'm still mad at mxtx for not making his childhood clearer). So I'd like to see when and why hua cheng chose that name for himself. The new tgcf ending song kinda hints at its meaning with the lyrics "for you I'd fill a city of flowers" as xie lian is the flower wielding martial god so it's probably inspired by that. Also xie lian saved hua cheng from leaping off the city walls but I'd love to hear him say it bc the implication of his name didnt dawn on me for quite a bit and I dont know if everyone made the connection. Again I sure as hell didnt. So itd be cool to see a chapter that takes place in his past after just ascending as a supreme

Overall I rlly think tgcf had a lot more potential to be even better and a lot of that comes down to fleshing out the side characters and letting hualian have more of a storyline independent of one another. like i know the appeal and message of tgcf is that through love, people can overcome anything, but fuck man. i just wanna see what these two (mostly hua cheng) where like in the absence of each others presence. Part of what I really liked abt mdzs is that we got to see that longing develop btw wangxian when the two weren’t together and how they thought about each other and did things in thei others spirit bc they knew the other wouldve done the same thing. but whatever, mxtx was too consumed by her own unhealthy idea of what devotion and true love looks like but still. i rlly think the extras couldve helped the story be better rather than be fujoshi fuel that i try to bleach from my mind -_-

[watermalon-sugar]

request: i loved the 90s bf harry headcannons can u pls do a 70s one 💗💗

a/n: thank you so much!! I'm really happy that you like. hope u like that too!

being a young couple in the 70s with harry.

• your parents don't like him very much at first because he has his ears pierced and some tattoos.

• you two have a bunch of friends that hang out together almost all weekends.

• he works at a bakery store and you go by all the time just to give him a little kisses.

• everyone thinks that you two are so cute and shouldn't hang out with that kind of friends you have.

• but no one knows (because of your parents of course) that you two are the WORST

• literally!!!!!

• you guys smoke a lot of weed in his basement, in his car, everywhere that no adults can see.

• the CLOTHES!!!!!1 jesus christ you guys are THAT COUPLE that dresses so fucking cool

• and you wore all that colourful makeup, twiggy eyes and stuff;

• and harry wanted it too. and you do. he's so handsome with makeup i canT

• he likes to uses your earrings

• go clubbing A LOT

• always dancing together catching all eyes of the club

• "honey, i have to tell you something" "what, baby harry?" "I think I like boys too"

• wow shoked

• "no way;;????? and i like girls too!!!!!!!"

• he boughs you fashion magazines

• he says is for you but he reads them before you do

• a lot of kissing in the morning smelling all the alcohol and weed you had last night

• he always sneak in to your room to sleep with you. you do the same in his.

• you always bought him a lot of records. he loves it. he have a whole collection and he likes to hear them with you

• maybe he has one just for when you guys have sex

• LED ZEPPELIN BLACK SABBATH PINK FLOYD ACDC

• you guys LOVE THOSE BANDS A FUCKING LOT

• matching bands shirts all the time

• he picks you up from school and all the girls are like "oh my god he has a car and he so handsome"

• but you're not jealous because you know this boy has only eyes for you

• talking on the telephone when you can't see each other but your dad yelling you to hang up soon bc you don't pay the bills

• roller disco!!!!!!!

• you always do waves on your hair and he's always like "do it on me pretty pleasee" and of course you do

• he has a long hair ok ok ok

• driving together for nowhere in particular

• stopping and laying down in the car to see the stars

• you share a collection of sunglasses

• LOVING STAR WARS

• you're always afraid to get caught in act by your older sister but you do it anyway

• because sex with him is everything let's be honest here

i probably used a lot of that 70s show reference and im sorry okay i cant help it but i hope you like it anyway (*＾3＾)/～♡

(guys, if you wanna ask me to write something, please be clear like that one. otherwise i can't do bc i won't understand)

[fairycosmos]

Man if I was rich the most expensive place I would shop is the same place I shop now when I save up and wanna treat myself.... Like a dress might be up to 150 dollars and that is so much why the fuck should anything be more than that?!!! Like.... Instead of having a million things for the "brand" (which.. why... They're usually uglier too I love me some goodwill finds) TRAVEL. experiences!!! Giving experiences to other people too! Bring everyone you love to everywhere and explore and eat well and create art and idk! Money is time really. Time and accessibility. If I had money I'd have the time to pursue my passions and create art and learn, and the access to those things or materials or places. 🤷🏻‍♀️

RIGHT??? imagine having access to the whole world and all you do is collect the ugliest shoes known to man kind 4 an ego boost. licherally what is wrong with them. i know they probably get bored and they just see the earth as their personal playground and nothing means anything to them if it doesn’t somehow serve their status but come onnnnnn. it’s so frustrating to witness. empty fuckin souls getting the best of this life and not even seeing what an amazing opportunity it all is. all this exploitation and abuse to keep the rich getting richer and they cant even do it right or like have fun and develop society in any meaningful way. obviously ig cause thats the capitalist cycle but sigh. also YEAH like the thought of any item of clothing costing a whole bill or food shop - just. jail. incomprehensible thanks. all for a label LMFAO and they still wont admit this crap is made up. anyway im with you dude theres so much more to be experienced in passion and art and travelling than there is sitting in some mansion on your hoarded cash like the caricature of a disney villian that these ppl often are. capitalists are like ‘oh the lower classes are just jealous of their wealth’ and it’s like yeah no shit bc money equates to freedom!! to being able to pursue the stuff worth staying alive for!!! to seeing everything!!! most of us wont even get a shot at that so we can see the immense value in it helloooooooo ugh im sad for us