#i cant kiss a werewolf y’all

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this monster fucker blog is my best means of escape from the cruel reality that is life

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I posted 2,174 times in 2022

97 posts created (4%)

2,077 posts reblogged (96%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@rat-that-writes

@maxthelocalemeraldmayor

@the-moon-pal

@lady-of-the-spirit

@skeletalheartattack

I tagged 550 of my posts in 2022

#rat<3 - 156 posts

#softie speaks - 77 posts

#markiplier - 42 posts

#unreality - 26 posts

#matt murdock - 25 posts

#thanks for the ask! - 24 posts

#goncharov - 24 posts

#fic rec - 23 posts

#not mine!!! - 21 posts

#markiplier egos x reader - 21 posts

Longest Tag: 138 characters

#also this is making me realize that i think i would be a werewolf if it came down to vamps or werewolves and i…. idk how i feel about that

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

how babey are the egos on a scale of 1-10

dark: 1/10. most of the time he is smooth sexy bastard man but sometimes he is just in need of cuddles. but even when he wants cuddles hes just like in denial about it

damien: 10/10 the most babey ever . constantly 🥺 at you in search of cuddles and kisses the boy is so touch starved when u kiss him he melts every time

actor: 4/10 usually just whiny little dog of a man not really babey material but when hes sleepy he is just 🥺🥺🥺💕💕💕💕

illinois: 5/10 too suave and cool and sexy to be babey usually but sometimes he just cant stop himself from uwu-ing

yancy: 10/10 OHH BABEYYY !!! <3333 the snuggliest man ever. constant heart eyes constant need to be held constant hand holding just sksdfhjfgdd!!!! owo

engineer mark: 7/10 when around the crew he is Not Babey (well… 99% of the time he isnt…) but get him alone and the boy is just 😄💞🥺☺️💘💗🥰😍 he is so touchy he just gotta grab u and just need to look at ur pretty face

Omg these boys make me so softyttttt

- Dark is ofc a big house cat and so he’d VEHEMENTLY DENY any desire for affection or whatever but then he’s practically laying across u ANY chance he gets jshdjsjskskdj I just want him to rest his head in my lap while I give him head pats😭

- DAMIEN WOULD BE ALL NUZZLY N SHIT HES ALSO A HOUSECAT BUT ONE OF THE SUBER CUDDLY AFFECTIONATE ONES (dark has to get it from somewhere right? Lmao) I feel if ur touching damien, the moment your hand leaves his body he unconsciously shifts closer chasing ur touch. Same w kisses I lub he

- Actor is, in fact, a pathetic wet puppy dog of a man and now I’m imagining him coming home from a day of filming and maybe he had to do a really emotionally draining/intense scene and just had a rough day in general so the second he sees you when he gets home he just kind of does sad puppy dog eyes and grabby hands at u and then u both take a bath and have some wine just tryna get him out of that headspace rUAHH I WANT TO TAKE CARR OF HIM!!!!🥺🥺🥺🥺

-illi 67% of the time is just,,,, the hORNiEsT MAN A L I VE and just always trying to fluster u or act super suave and hawt and shit but then you do something super endearing he just internally screams and can feel his soul leave his body for a sec🙃🫠🫡 (bonus points if he’s silently pining and just miserable bc ur just sO PRECIOUS HE PHYSICALLY CANNOT STAND IT!!!!!

- YANCY WOULD HAVE HIS HAND IN UR BACK POCKET EVERY CHANCE HE GOT!!!!!!!!!!! He’d just be so casually affectionate and touchy bless him you’d be just hangin out at lunch and y’all are listening to the conversation at the table and he just kinda wraps an arm around ur waist with a little kiss to ur jaw and it’s just !!!!!!!!! SO NICE!!!!!!!!!!!! I feel like despite his anxious/insecure tendencies whenever he’s in a comfortable atmosphere he’s just casually very confident and self assured and I just😩😩😩😩

- DONT! GET! ME! STARTED! ON! ENGINEER! MARK! HES SO NEEDY AND BABY AND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!! Like yes he is a very capable hard worker who’s very passionate about his work but also he sees you doing your work as captain sometimes and his heart just kinda palpitates a bit sugrisudjdj no matter how much he’d deny it he PREENS under ur praise and will do almost anything just to make i smile and I just AAAAAAAAAAAAA the second u get him alone he’s putty in ur hands and just wants love and affection. Give it to him. Now. Do it.

248 notes - Posted May 16, 2022

#4

Drew a little something based off a pic from bestie @rat-that-writes 🥰🥰

@markiplier

251 notes - Posted August 14, 2022

#3

Freckles

Darkiplier x GN!Reader

Warnings: None that I can think of, just domestic fluff with a sprinkling of angst :)

Summary: Dark is feelin sappy and sentimental (with a sprinkling of heartache, for taste)

AN: I’m obsessed with the concept of freckles and moles being the places where past soulmates loved to kiss you the most, so I took that and ran with it -- I hope you enjoy!

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It is a quiet Saturday evening.  You have been able to keep Dark away from any extra work successfully, using your sweet kisses and loving promises.  After spending the day in each other’s quiet company, away from the chaos of the other egos, you’ve found yourself laying across the couch with your legs across Dark’s lap.  His gentle caresses along your calf and knee never fail to spark a few butterflies in your stomach.  He had set up the record player to play a variety of moony love songs—as much as he tries to conceal his inner romantic, it makes you so giddy.

You have a book in hand, one that you’ve been trying to make time to read for ages, and Dark simply sits with closed eyes in quiet contemplation.  You can’t recall the last time you had seen him quite this relaxed. His features are soft, angelic even, and occasionally he quietly hums along to whatever song is playing, his deep bass rattling your bones ever so slightly.  It is in this meditative study of your lover that you notice a single freckle, right to the side of his chin.  You can’t help but recall a video you had seen in passing on the internet.

“Hey, Dark?” you ask, careful to keep your volume low.  There is honestly a good chance he has fallen asleep—he could be such an old man sometimes.

You hear a gentle Hm?  His eyes open slightly to look at you, bleary but full of affection.

“Did you know that, apparently, some people think that prominent moles and freckles are the spots where your soulmate in a past life kissed you the most?”

He smiles gently, “That’s fascinating, darling.  May I ask what prompted such an observation?”

You set your book to the side, readjusting so that you’re sitting next to Dark, halfway in his lap.

“I can see that your soulmate in a past life loved to kiss you right—” you place a gentle kiss, “—here.”

It takes everything in Dark to maintain his composure as he is overcome with visions of the past.  He remembers the way that you would kiss him—no, not him but Damien—in that exact spot every time he passed an exam with flying colors.  He remembers noticing the handful of freckles across his chest or the mole on his shoulder, but now realizes that those were never there on Damien’s body. They were, however, placed in almost the same exact spot you would litter kisses whenever Damien would let you be in control for the night.  An almost foreign heat rises to his cheeks, but then he sees you.  He notices the small spot under your jaw where he—Damien—would kiss you to tease and fluster you.  He sees the place on your forehead where Damien would always place a gentle kiss to calm and comfort you.  But Dark can see you now, your brow furrowed in concern.  He forces himself back to the present, placing a kiss on your forehead and pulling you into his arms.  

You’re caught a little off-guard, but you reciprocate immediately.  You’ve seen that look in his eyes before, mostly here and there when you first met.  It was a sort of deep sadness, as if he knew something you didn’t.  You’d always wanted to voice your concerns, console him if needed, but you had been so shy then.

“Is everything okay, Dark?” you ask, timidly, not wanting to upset him further.

He squeezes you tighter, taking a shaky breath.  “Everything’s fine, my heart.”

The pet name makes you blush.

“I suppose I’m just feeling sentimental tonight,” he continues, pulling away from you, but not too far.  He still holds you close but can’t seem to look you quite in the eyes.  “I am simply so grateful to have you in my life.”

You smile at him, gently turning his face to yours and kissing him tenderly. “I love you,” you murmur, pulling away to look at him.  He looks back, his dark eyes soft and adoring.

“I love you too, my sweet.”

You both settle back into each other’s arms, appreciating the music and each other’s presence. Resting your head on his shoulder, you close your eyes, allowing yourself to doze.  Dark breaks the silence one last time.

“Also, just for your information,” he whispers, “I’m sure that you are the reason I have that freckle on my chin.”

You smile and let out a small huff of amusement before replying, “Yeah, sounds about right.”

As Dark hears your breathing even out, it takes everything within him to not let his glassy eyes shed a tear.  His brain is swarmed with painful nostalgia and the misery of having to keep your entire past from you.  The secret bears heavily on what little soul he has left.  He won’t succumb to the misery, though.  You wouldn’t want that.  He instead chooses to focus on the fact that you are here now and that, in and of itself, is more than he could ever deserve or ask for.

273 notes - Posted September 7, 2022

#2

how egos respond to u going “pspspspsps” at them

dark: i mean it gets his attention but he will be grumpy about it afterwards

damien: the boy is so clueless as soon as he hears it he is looking around all concerned then he sees u and just “darling!!🥰💕”

actor: is GREATLY offended that u would do this to him. absolutely heartbroken. he still responds to it tho

yancy: he does it BACK AT YOU like a CHALLENGE

illinois: IMMEDIATELY responds and walks over to u, what a good boy

wilford: will put out his gun, probably

I’m LOSING my MIND over this oml

Dark would give you a death glare but I think if you pet him affectionately he would begrudgingly accept his new role of house cat

DAMIEN!!!! Y/N and Celine would have a running bet to see how many times Y/N can get his attention that way without him noticing anything wrong. Let’s just say Celine owes Y/N a LOT of money

Actor would be such a pissy bitch baby about it but I think as long as you gave him some good love and affection he’d forget about it quickly lol

YANCY???????? The mental image of Yancy and Y/N aggressively spspspspss ing at each other has me ROLLINGGG

I think illi would lowkey like it just bc he’d feel special being the only one you pspspspsp at sjhfjejsj

yea Wilford’s a simple man. You spspspsp and he pulls out his gun idek skdjjdjs

660 notes - Posted May 8, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Inspired by @your-local-eddie-munson-slut ‘s Matt Murdock version—I couldn’t resist lmao

2,044 notes - Posted August 3, 2022

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WAYV as supernatural creatures

i can’t be stopped and after this i will disappear again LOL the hiatus will most likely live anyways~

i like halloween so now we’re here ig, read a nct dream halloween series that made me cry at midnight because it was so scary and then i wanted to join in so—

Qian Kun

🐻 a werewolf, i don’t take criticisms

🐻 probably an alpha lets be honest and his ragtag group of random creatures is his family </3 he hates being their dad like 😩😩

🐻 can be kind of scary and really overprotective because!! no one hurts his family or his person!!

🐻 is the size of a small horse (not a pony although yangyang says kun looks like a pony and kun gets so mad), and he’s this dark brown colour:’) he’s so soft you kinda just wanna run your fingers through his fur at all times

🐻 so you do, and giant wolf boy falls asleep in your lap</3 (give kun a nap pls sm)

🐻 at the full moon he’s as far from you as possible, he can’t risk hurting you :(

Ten Lee

🐱 y’all know he’s gotta be a demon cat like y’all-

🐱 it’s confusing i know let me explain, he’s actually a demon who takes the form of a cat to torment people who takes him in

🐱 but he can’t torment you ;-; you gave him special food you bought specifically for him, and you even got him a lil bed like no he loves you he’s your protector now

🐱 other demons (especially yangyang but he only pranks you) target you for pranks or to harm you but ten is having NONE of that thank you very much

🐱 is a lil tan kitty with black marks on his forehead like leon i’m sad </3

🐱 he can’t bring himself to reveal who he actually is yet but you find out randomly because you came home early and your cat turned into a human in front of you :o

WinWin

🐥 a vampire, and like he’s the type of vampire who is hyper aware of everything and super sarcastic about how long his life has been

🐥 isn’t a fan of blood, would rather eat regular human food but he’s kinda got no choice and it annoys him

🐥 he was at a party he didn’t want to be at when he saw you and his mind was occupied from then on like you really live rent free in this vampire’s head

🐥 dude likes to show up and scare people who are mean to you with his fangs

🐥 safe to say that creepy guy on the street? does not approach you anymore

🐥 he doesn’t tell you about being a vampire until kinda late and you’re like ‘okay??’

🐥 he’s confused but it’s fine he’s glad you’re okay with it cause he doesn’t want to lose you at all 🥺

Wong Lucas

🐶 a shapeshifter, doesn’t have a particular form he takes and it’s often just something that interests him

🐶 doesn’t like to be scary creatures but if someone is being mean to you please look away he’s now a very large predator

🐶 he only wants you to see him as cute so-

🐶 tbh a softie in human form and a softie in animal form

🐶 he knows he’s good looking and intimidating though so he uses that to his advantage :p

🐶 he’s very overprotective and likes to curl up around you when he’s in animal form<33

Xiaojun

🐉 a siren, because i’m sorry his voice??? beautiful *chefs kiss*

🐉 he almost drowned you and then he saw you and was like ‘never mind!!!’

🐉 he doesn’t like to sing for you at all, but that makes you sad cause you heard his voice once and labskajs you’re in love (aren’t we all??)

🐉 he does occasionally when you beg!!! but stops when it gets dangerous cause cant have his person in danger!!

🐉 big softie but won’t stop singing for others when you aren’t around cause he’s still a siren and others have to hear him :o

🐉 is slightly more aggressive as a siren, especially towards people that hurt you :3

Wong Hendery

🐴 a ghost, but like a new ghost so he’s cool still!! at least he thinks anyway

🐴 he doesn’t talk about how he died and nobody pushes it

🐴 he just likes you a whole lot and likes playing video games with you, he thinks it’s cool to have a gaming buddy<//3

🐴 he’s also a good listener when you’re struggling with life, and he definitely does not recommend death it is not his favourite

🐴 is happy to be by your side and make you laugh that’s enough for him<//3

🐴 he doesn’t like being scary at all it’s his least favourite thing to do

🐴 where do i find a Hendery ???

Liu Yangyang

🐏 an imp, but he mostly likes annoying kun and ten :•

🐏 is busy annoying random people on the street one day when BAM you appear

🐏 he’s awestruck like,,, a being like you exists??? you’re so beautiful pls he’s dying inside

🐏 must get to know you at once!! but the only way he knows how to do that is with pranks:(

🐏 he finds out what ticks you off very fast and tries to do the opposite but ends up failing miserably because he does not know how to properly communicate

🐏 ends up promising ten not to prank him for ten years so that he can get tips on how to talk to you!!

🐏 he’s trying but he does have to take his pranking needs on someone and kun is having a REALLY bad week now

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fic recs!!

posting this because my percynet friends were practically begging me to post this with the pjo hyperlinks haha also featuring ridiculous fangirling comments by yours truly

features fandoms: HP, ACOTAR, PJO, and FMA

features (mainly) ships: drastoria, scorose, elriel, percabeth, jasper, and royai

— harry potter (I’m currently in love with draco x astoria and scorpius x rose)

warmth by littlemissmadness (drastoria oneshot!!! it’s so cute!!! a lil heartbreaking at first but i just - ugh!!!)

amor quod fecimus by jillian bowes (some consecutive drastoria oneshots, very cute!!)

a long time coming by helloimsabrina (drastoria comfort fic :)

finding hope by insertcleverandwittytitlehere (cute drastoria oneshot)

the way you look tonight by you-make-me-wander

shouldn’t by reppad98

blood, war and a touch of love by controlled climb

the dragon and the star maiden by boogum

the kiss thief by boogum

of sunflowers and rainydays by rosescor90 (scorose oneshot!!!!!)

the feeling of vindication by howlsatthemoon

worst of a bad bunch by graeliars (teddy/victoire oneshot fic hehe)

a kiss with a fist by superspy (jily oneshot :)

the smart one by nikkira (scorose oneshot, in which scorpius and rose are lowkey academic rivals; this is pure fluff)

off limits by livetodream (the! cutest! scorose! oneshot!!!)

when you grow up by drcjsnider (scorpius pining after rose? I think y e s)

the unnecessarily racy by anaela loves who (humorous jily oneshot feat. a jealous lily)

— acotar (mostly elriel fanfics sorry lol)

lover by @julesherondalex on tumblr! (an elriel roommates au!! okay but the angst and pining here made me SOB like three times over, 10/10 recommend!)

all of me by julesherondalex (I just love this writing style and there’s so much fluff and pining I cant-)

home in hogwarts by julesherondalex (elriel at hogwarts!! what more could you want?)

enchanted by julesherondalex (elain’s pining for azriel in this is 100/100 omg)

flight mode love by julesherondalex (elriel!coffee shop au!!!)

love me tonight by julesherondalex (you best believe I cried reading this! another elriel fanfic set in the canonverse)

the scent of you by julesherondalex (elriel au, angst with a happy ending! this one also made me cry really hard)

a little piece of your heart by julesherondalex (elriel confession in azriel’s pov!!)

a secret admirer by @florrama on tumblr! (short au elriel fic, very heartwarming!)

a seasonal love by florrama (more elriel? I think yes!!)

a shadow’s kiss by florrama (a collection of elriel oneshots!! they! are! so! soft!!!)

perfect strangers by @rosehallshadowsinger (short and sweet elriel au)

gifts from the heart by rosehallshadowsinger (the pining!!! so cute :)

stars hold no power over us by stardustsroses (a little explicit but so very cute :’) I love the concept of elain choosing who she loves and not having a bond define it for her)

this collection of short elriel oneshots by @a-novel-blog (so well written and so soft!!! I love gentle!elriel)

‘cause by @noodlecatposts (best friends feysand au that made me smile :’)

gingersnap! by noodlecatposts (this is so cute! and so soft! in which azriel is allergic to cats, and elain has one)

stay by noodlecatposts (I am. such. a sucker for best friends to lovers fics. the pining in this made me wanna cry I love this)

bite me, asshole by accidental_optimism (nessian oneshot! mostly revolves around cassian taking care of a sick nesta)

distractions by @rhysanoodle (a super cute and fluffy elriel coffee shop au!!)

is that my shirt? by rhysanoodle (a cute elriel oneshot that had me screeching!!)

perfectly aligned by rhysanoodle (over 200k word fic about elriel falling in love, includes smut)

dreams answered by @radientwings (a collection of oneshots, the elriel ones made me sob with joy)

songs of shadow by radientwings (a collection of elriel stories...the writing style is so perfect and I love it)

to flower by literarynonsensefics (short and sweet elriel oneshot hehe)

sharing sunsets by librarian of velaris (elriel & sunsets & fluff :)

navy suits & chelsea boots by feathery_malignancy (fair warning, the latter 2 chapters have smut but y’all...the pining in this? unmatched!!!)

call out my name by myownremedy (azriel pining for elain!!! so cute :’) but also pls be aware that the last like 1/3 of this fic is like. smut. but with like fluff mixed in lol)

long shot by myownremedy (listen. I will never tire of elriel coffee aus)

cake & kisses by @mehlisssa (in which elriel is expecting and display pure domestic fluff tHIS IS THE CUTEST ONESHOT EVER)

bloom by swishandflickwit (elriel fluff which is SO CUTE and also followed by smut, but at least it’s not too explicit)

— percy jackson

a storm in my best dress by herecomesthepun (percabeth soulmate au? say less! oh but also it’s lowkey enemies to friends and also a high school au! also jasper is the stable relationship 10/10 love that for them!! very long, very good :)

kiss me once 'cause you know i had a long night by herecomesthepun (GUYS THIS IS SO GOOD I ACTUALLY CACKLED LMAOOO the dialogue is *chefskiss* and jason fawning over piper is also *chefskiss* also this is an office percabeth/jasper oneshot, absolutely amazing)

‘cause you’ve been sinning in this city by @seaweedbraens (percabeth soulmate au in which percy calls everyone by some vaguely related nickname lol)

don’t you let it go by seaweedbraens (percabeth rebirth au with a twist; I SOBBED SO MUCH THIS WAS SO GOOD IM STILL CRYING)

if I were to pluck on your heartstrings by seaweedbraens (percabeth soulmate au with moodstrings!!)

would you strum on mine by seaweedbraens (companion piece to the fic above!!!)

and they were roommates by @bipercabeth (look. I’m a sucker for roommate aus)

I’ll go anywhere with you by bipercabeth (THIS IS SO FREAKING SOFT I COULD CRY OKAY??? ACTUALLY I AM CRYING!!! road trippin percabeth babey!!)

just because i had “spider” sense doesn’t mean i had common sense by bipercabeth (jasper spiderman au, ITS SO SOFT AND I WENT FERAL AT THIS LINE “She inhales, and Jason swears she takes the breath from his lungs. He’d give it to her, if she asked” PLS READ IT ITS SO GOOD IM SOBBING)

I like me better when I’m with you by @cressisaqueen (a tatbilb jasper au!!!!)

my yesterday was blue, today I’m a part of you by pastypirate (a series on how the HOO couples meet as soulmates hehe)

greek dramas and other spectacles by annabetncnase (a percabeth friends to lovers college au!!!)

california howl by suneater (I haven’t read this yet but it features werewolf!jason ans jasper content hehe)

if it’s you and me forever by lesbabeths (piper centric jasper soulmate au set in the canonverse that had me ugly sobbing at 4 am)

dream-like christmas time by @perseannabeth (annabeth gets famous and percy gets left behind, oneshot au)

number one by perseannabeth (percabeth roommate friends to lovers oneshot hehe)

back to the beginning by perseannabeth (percabeth proposal with ties back to the original series!! I loved it 🥺)

everythin' is icy and blue and you are here there too under the mistletoe by perseannabeth (a percabeth fake dating au!! I’ve yet to read it but Marianna is such an amazing writer I have no doubt I’ll love it!!)

sugar, sugar by perseannabeth (another tbr by Marianna on my list haha but the concept of percabeth and jasper meeting over chocolate is just :’)

— fullmetal alchemist (I’ve literally never watched this, but I somehow got obsessed with royai so Uh)

make me better by @lantur (bruh the yearning...I cannot, also beware this contains smut but it’s non graphic, but this fic is centered around roy being blind and riza helping him :)

side to side by lantur (in which royai practices hand to hand combat...the thirst and angst is real damn)

a little bit scandalous by lantur (I cried reading this...yeah)

got your back by lantur (roy’s yearning...I’m gonna cry)

love the way you shine in the night, like the diamond you are by lantur (it starts out funny...and then my heart broke lol)

if you were mine by lantur (so much angst...but take heart! there’s a fluffy ending in sight!)

learning as we go by megthemighty (high school teacher au!! fluffy!!)

are you asleep? by fullmetalscully (fma as a romcom? yes! I cackled while reading this LOL)

royai collections by fullmetalscully (royai oneshots, there’s a mix of angst and fluff. but mostly angst ;-;)

smoke and gunpowder by @eskalations (royai genderbend au!)

some things last a long time by akingdomofunicorns (royai coffee shop au)

against the run of play by bergamots (in which roy is a rugby player and riza is a neurotrauma specialist, I love how this fic includes tweets and articles!!)

you pull me through time by @ohmytheon (100 royai oneshots, so cute!!)

lessons in formality by @royai (royai valentine’s au!! iTS SO SOFT IM SCREAMING)

don’t let your students trick you into an equivalent exchange (a royai teacher au oneshot! say less!!!)

missed opportunities by ohmytheon (royai christmas mistletoe oneshot!!!!)

[outerspaceisbetterthannothing]

I love your alpha!Cal fic! Keep up the good work! Also wtf is it about werewolves that are so appealing?!?! Cause like i seriously might have a problem. Help a girl get her fix and write a werewolf!Luke blurb or something? Anything? Please?!?! Just more werewolf stuff! Youre so talented i cant wait to read more from you!

okay, sweet anon, i’m awfully sorry this ask took me so long, but i got really caught up in the second part of alpha!Cal, hope that’s an excuse and also kept you occupied, anyway, love ya and hope you’ll like this

so, Luke is a soft boi and nobody can change my mind. So he’s a soft werewolf. He’s a pure blood and is a part of Ashton’s pack. He never was ambitious enough to become an alpha, met Ash when they were in their late teens and became the first pure blood in Ashton’s pack.

Lara went to school with Luke. Her parents were in the Ashton’s pack, so she saw Luke becoming a wolf from the very beginning of his way. She was a year younger, but somehow always won Luke over in everything. She was always better at sports, got good marks not even trying and was badass in general. Guys worshipped her, but she was only interested in picking on Luke, always teasing him for being a softie with a guitar (yes, werewolf Luke plays guitar! and he’s great at it! come fight me!!!)

At the very end of his senior year there was a sports competition and the opponents played very dirty, so Lara, being a worrier she is and always fighting for justice, after the judge didn’t listen to them, decided to fight with her fists and basically attacked the other team’s player. Well, almost attacked, because Luke, acting with his wolf’s speed, caught her in the act. He was holding her tight across her frame, pressing her arms to her chest and whispering her that she’ll only make it all worse, while she was kicking up the heels. Luke had to carry her away from the scene to make sure she’ll calm down without breaking anybody’s nose. But she had to throw her anger at someone, so she started shouting at Luke and even tried to hit him couple of times, but he dodged and somehow that only made her angrier.

“What, scared i’ll kick your ass, Hemmings?”

“I’m not gonna fight you, Lara,” he answered, frowning.

“And why is that?”

“I don’t-” he hesitated for a moment, wanted to say he’s not fighting his friends, but were they friends? So he stopped in search for a better word, but she didn’t give him any time.

“What were you gonna say?” she asked, her tone cold as ice and low. “You don’t fight girls?”

Luke rolled his eyes, cause that was like exactly what he was NOT going to say, so he goes sarcastically, “Yeah, Lara, of fucking cour-”

He can’t even finish a word. Her fist meets his jaw and he has to take couple of steps back not to fall. Luke knew she had a good hit, they were training together as wolves too, but he didn’t expect that. And judging by the horror in her eyes, she didn’t expect that either. And Luke was ready to believe that she’d apologize right now, but something cracked inside her, her anger back in her eyes and she just strolled past him.

After that all the mocking stopped. It wasn’t so noticeable for everybody else, Luke left school shortly after that (spending the last two weeks with a huge bruise on his jaw), and they started seeing each other only on some pack’s gatherings. But Luke knew something was broken between them that day and couldn’t stop thinking about it from time to time.

Couple years passed. She also finished school, ascended and became another pure blood. They started seeing each other more often, being close to Ashton and working with him, but somehow they managed to keep this “non talking to each other at all” politics. Ashton asked Luke only once what was going on between him and Lara, but Luke didn’t have any coherent answer for Ashton (as he didn’t have any even for himself), so alpha dropped the topic.

And then southern packs got active again, so the pack had to get closer and the security tighter. Lara was teaching at the defence courses for girls in a different part of the town three times a week (told y’all, she’s a worrier and she protects), and of course it was like late in the evening, and she was doing it for several months, so no biggie. But that evening when she was walking up to her car, she found six feet four dude leaning on her car. His curls in a tight bun, looking at his phone and not reacting at her at all, like he wasn’t even aware of her presence. But of course he was.

“What now, Hemmings?” she asks, tiredness in her voice.

Luke looks up at her and smirks.

“What are you smirking at?”

He shakes his head, pushing off of her car. “Just thought how it was the first thing you’ve said to me since school.”

“Let’s make it also the last thing,” she rolls her eyes. “Why are you creeping here?”

“I’m not creeping. Alpha’s order.”

He walks around the car, puts his hand on a passenger’s door and looks at her, waiting for her to open the car.

Lara doesn’t understand anything at all. “What are you doing?”

“Told you, alphas order. Have to make sure you’ll get home safe and sound.”

“I will get home safe and sound,” she answered, anger boiling inside. She was a pure blood, not some weak useless omega! She didn’t need protection and she sure as hell didn’t need Hemmings to protect her.

“Yeah, well, come to Ash and persuade him, please. Not like i’m dreaming of waiting for you in a parking lot three times a week.”

She wanted to argue, wanted to do at least something, but she could’t. She knew full well what is an alpha’s order. So she sighed and opened the car and let Hemmings get in. They spent the whole way to her house in silence. When they arrived, he got out of car (in quite a clumsy manner, cause the boi is tall af), said “Night, Lara” and left her stare at his back.

The next time it all repeated the same. On the third evening they started talking, awkwardly, Luke asked her about her parents, she - if he still played guitar. But evening after evening it was getting easier and easier for them. Until one day, when he dropped his usual “Night, Lara” and was ready to leave, she stopped him and asked him if he wanted to come in for a beer or something as her parents were out of town. Luke was shocked, but he saw she was even more shocked and scared and of fucking course he couldn’t say no now.

They came inside and it was super awkward at the beginning. Lara gave him a beer and took one herself and turned on the tv with some match to fill the void. Luke was looking at the pictures her parents put up on the fireplace. Her winning spelling bee in primary school, half a dozen from different sports events, she’s always first or with awards. Couple of cups standing also there. The photo from her graduation, she had that golden ribbon of an honoured student. Of course. Always first. Always the best. Way too cool for anybody, especially Luke.

“You were always so competitive at school,” Luke mused out loud.

She just shrugged, cause what she could answer to that. That she was just trying to make a cute golden haired boy with the guitar pay some attention to her? Nope, she would never ever say that out loud.

But then he knocked her back with “Why you never left?”

“You want me to leave the pack?” she asked in disbelief, voice hardly audible.

“Of course, no! What’s with you always hearing some shit in my words?” Luke frowns. “I mean, you’re born leader. Why haven’t you ever aspired a position of alpha in your own pack?”

Lara sighed. She’d lie if she said she’d never thought about that. But she knew she was too hot headed to be an alpha. And she also required one more trait she believed to be the main. She never had it, but Luke had.

“You know how we live,” she said. “We chose our alpha and practically never fight it. There are reasons. We choose obedience and hierarchy for the sake of the pack. Pack means safe future.”

“Yeah, but you’re so strong,” Luke dropped it so simply, it’s not even a question for him. Lara is the strongest wolf he knows after Ashton and, maybe, Calum. And he’s got no problems admitting it. “Won’t believe you’ve never thought of it.”

“Why haven’t you, Luke?” she fired back, making Luke almost choke on his beer.

“Isn’t it obvious?” he said as he’s done coughing. “You’ve said it yourself so many times, Lara. I’m too soft for an alpha. No one will follow me.”

Luke shrugged, his voice is soft and a little sad. It’s not like he’s upset he won’t be an alpha. He’s absolutely okay with that. He’s just sad the only girl he’s ever been in love with has always seen him as weak and soft. But oh well, he’s come to terms with that too after so many years.

But this sadness in his voice really cracked something in Lara. Luke watched numb as she stood up and came up to where he was sitting and slowly dropped on her knees in front of him, putting her half full beer bottle on the floor nearby. She takes Luke’s face in her hands, his golden curls tickle on her fingers, and says quietly, almost whisper, and Luke isn’t even sure if she actually said that or if he imagined it all, “That’s where you are wrong, Luke. The most important in alpha is kindness. And you, Luke Robert Hemmings, is the kindest person i’ve ever met in my life. And i’d go to the end of the world for you.”

And before Luke even starts thinking about what could he ever answer to this, Lara pulled his face closer to her and kissed him. Luke froze for a moment, not believing at all in what was happening. But the moment later he was already answering her with all the passion he had, because truth or not, losing a moment like that after years of pining after her would be the highest rank of stupidity. And Luke may have been soft, but almost never stupid.

Of course in the morning they have to deal with the beer stains on the carpet. But, oh well, who cares when they have their mating marks and can think only about each other.

After Ashton finds out that his two pure bloods mated, there’s no end to him mocking Luke like, “Took you how long, Hemmo? Twelve years?” and “You two do understand that now you have to produce at least two pure bloods for the pack, right?”

But, oh well, who cares…

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Anon 1 said:

Idk if I have sent this before... There is a fic I’m looking for, it has a Bucky and Tony friendship, Tony pretends they are in a relationship in front of Steve, Steve thinks there was something between Howard and Bucky and thinks along the lines of “I cant lose him to two Starks in a lifetime”?? Can you help me?

dolphinqueen10 and evan0uir sent in we gotta let go of all of our ghosts by hitlikehammers (oneshot | 8,089 | M)

Anon 2 said:

Hey y’all, I read this fic a while ago and I don’t remember a whole ton but I’m pretty sure it was where Steve was intersex and finds out in the 21st century after genetics are more well known???

Anon sent in Shoot the Winter Soldier by JBarts (the_physicist) (complete | 86,200 | E) - AO3 restricted, heed the warnings!

Anon 3 said:

I read this fic a while back and can’t seem to find it again so I’m just wondering if you have any idea. It was a werewolf fic and I don’t remember much but I remember that steve was an alpha and bucky was part of his pack and the other betas always accused steve of favoritism cause steve was secretly in love with bucky and gave him special treatment. sorry that this is super vague and thanks in advance

Anon 4 said:

hi, i’m looking for a fic where bucky and steve are put into some sort of shared dream where they’re normal people who are like high school sweethearts or something, and when they wake up they have to confront it? i think in the summary it mentions something about their relationship being ‘seemingly perfect’ or something. thank you!

farraige25 sent in Such stuff as dreams are made on by Odsbodkins (oneshot | 7,902 | E)

Anon 5 said:

Hi. I'm looking for this fic where Bucky goes to talk to Steve, because Steve saved his life in the war. They talk at Steve's house, which is somewhere countryside I guess. I don't remember much, but Bucky was hurt on the field because of a bomb which damaged his arm and he waited a long time for rescue. I'm starting to think I dreamed the whole thing because I never saw this fic again. It's not "Time can heal" by perfect_plan.

Anon 6 said:

Hi lovely people! Sorry to bother but I've been looking for this specific fic for ages and can't find it anywhere. It's about Bucky recovering his memories after being the WS and he thinks he was in a relationship with Steve, but they never were. I remember a very specific piece of dialogue where Bucky kisses Steve and says "I can't believe you never told me." Thank you so much!

Anon 7 said:

hey! so i’ve been looking for this touch starved fic forever and i only read it like a month ago. all i can remember is that bucky was slowly getting more and more comfortable with touching steve. also there’s this one scene where peter is there and he sees bucky touching steve’s stomach or something and his eyes go wide and he immediately leaves the room. i hope this isn’t too vague! thanks!

sevendeadlyfun said:

I’m desperately trying to find a fic and I’m hoping someone here can help. It’s a postwar survival AU where Steve and Bucky move to California and Steve goes to art school and Bucky learns to surf? Any help appreciated!

amethystkrystal and  asterisktrash sent in Malibu by glitteratiglue (oneshot | 13,065 | M)

Anon 8 said:

Hi! I’m looking for two different fics. both are in an office setting. 1. steve works as a designer at stark industries and bucky starts a job there. I remember an office party where steve dresses up as Mr. Rogers and a christmas party where bucky gets drunk and steve and Nag have to help him home. I think Nat and bucky are roommates. 2. is a oneshot where bucky stays after work and steve calls him into his office. i remember that steve was introduced as an asshole. thank you so much!!! 

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Anon 9 said:

hello! uh, there was a one-shot where bucky recites steve a poem from shakespeare?? and it was about love and flowers i guess, bucky was telling steve how much he loves him and at the end of the poem bucky was proposing to steve. does it ring any bell??? i loved it so much and i would love to read it again! thank you!

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Lost & Found Batch #18

The newest batch was long overdue ^^;; As always, if you happen to know the fic the ask is looking for, reply to this post or send us an ask with the request number and title/author. If you happen to know any fics from Past Batches, those are more than welcome as well. Thank you!! ~ Admin P

1) Hi! I think my ask got lost TT I was wondering if you guys know of a vmin fic on ao3 where they’re roommates and jimin likes tae and decided to seduce him by asking him to take nude pics of him, and tae ended up not reacting and then they admitted that they both liked each other? Or something along those lines. PLEASE HELP IT WAS SO AWESOME AND I LOVED IT :( thank you!!!

you're only brave in the moonlight by ameliabedelias

2) Hi!! so a while back i was reading a yoonseok fic on ao3, it was smut, and i wanted to read it again but i cant find it, i was wondering if you could help??? it was yoonseok and yoongi was a "beta" but soon found out he was an omega he called himself a "late bloomer"?? and hoseok walks in, they have sex, and i specifically remember yoongi feeling hoseoks dick in his stomach and "rubbing" it. i know its wierd but can you please help me find it???

A Test in What, Exactly, Is "Too Much" by Yooniefucks

3) Hello, I'm trying to find a fic that has taekook in it. I don't actually remember what the fic is about, but I remember that jungkook is a guard/knight and somewhere along the story, the Prince (?) finds out that jungkook is a werewolf since he was bitten as a child and he imprinted on taehyung, who's human if I'm not mistaken. The king took him in, and he used to be chained to a cage/cave (?) during full moon. It will be great if you can help me :) thank you! 💜

4) Hi, I'm trying to find this yoonjin fic were yoongi is walking home from an underground gig and it's late at night. He smells fresh baked goods and it leads him to a building he passes by all the time but never noticed before. He goes inside and jin fixes him a drink and gives him a muffin/cupcake. At the end jin reveals that he's magic and he cast a spell to find love. Thank you for your help!!

5) I'm looking for a yoongi/jimin fic where jimin is abused by his boyfriend (I think the author used a random idol) and yoongi catches on and tries to help but jimin is really damaged. The rest of the group lowkey knows jimin abused but don't know how to help. Sorry I can't remember lots of details but it was really angsty and good

6) hello, im looking for some kind of royalty fan fic where jimin was visiting yoongi’s palace/home? I can’t remember why but they weren’t close in the beginning. All I can remember was a scene where a bunch of boys were in a room smoking and playing poker (half naked?) and a young servant/slave who was able to play any piano piece after just listening to it once and in the end he left with a Russian man who made music.... thank youu

7) Ugh I seriously need help! I’ve been looking for this fic I lost for 3 days now, I really want to read it again! I’m going to be upset if it was deleted :( anyway, it was a fic where the boys were on their way to something and they got in a car crash but it was only Jin, Hoseok, Yoongi, Tae and Kook. Then Jin and Hoseok were kidnapped by a guy named Sung I think, and the fic focused on Yoongi and Tae and Kook traveling through the woods they crashed in looking for Jin and Hobi and then (pt.1) Jimin and Joon were at a hotel with their manager and they were convinced something was wrong and they wanted to go look for them. In the end they got rescued and they killed the Sung guy and Yoongi was shot and I just really want to find it again cause there was an unfinished sequel. I’m so upset. I hope this was enough to help you help me lookfor it!

8) YOOO what's poppin sis'. Can yall help me. I've been looking for this fic where the rap line is an underground rap line and like they perform cypher pt 3? Idfr the name but the main pairings were namjin and yoonmin. Thanks 🤪🤪🧡

9) Hi there! I was hoping you guys could help me find this fic - it's on AO3. It was multi-chaptered, completed, and was a collection of namjoon centric oneshots/drabbles. one of the chapters was inspired by the "princess princess" anime and featured joon wearing panties, bent over jin's lap, before yoongi came to rescue him from a bunch of onlookers. please help!!

10) Hi! I’m looking for a Yoongi/Jungkook fic. I’ve been searching nonstop for a few weeks and I think the author may have deleted it. The plot line is basically this: Jungkook is a medical student who falls in love with Yoongi and eventually loses his drive in the field. I know it has sexual content so it’s either M rated or E. One of the tags was ‘slow burn’ and ‘Jungkook cries a lot’. Thanks in advance!

11) Hello! In the lost chuchu batch 16, #13 is "I Can't Even" by handintheshot in Ao3. But I can't find a link of it. Also, I'd like to ask whether you know about the fic where jimin suddenly has a vagenay and then proceeds to have a hot threesome with jk and tae? If possible, can you please recommend me more like those? Thank you so much 💜

12) Hello! Do u guys know of a vmin pwp oneshot where taehyung has ADHD? They sit in a chair for most of it, and the premise has a slight focus on how Jimin makes it easier for Tae to sit still. It was really sweet, and I can't find it :c

13) I am looking for a 6+1 fic where Namjoon is homeless and in each iteration a different member takes him into their home and life. A recurring element is a cake decorating book that Namjoon borrows from the library - a page falls out detailing how to make a flower with icing, and he keeps it in his pocket. I have used my search-fu but I cannot find it. It was on AO3. I hope you can help, even if it's just with a possible name I can run via the Wayback machine! Thanks!

14) Hello! I would like to ask your help into searching for a story that I can't, for the life of me, find. It's a Yoonmin story but what I remember the most is that Jungkook works as a janitor in an office and he quits because his boss is horrible. However, Taehyung, whom his boss is interested in working with, will only sign the proposal if they rehire Jungkook, so the boss sends Jimin to do it, since Jimin is friends with the both of them. In the end, they all end up working at the same place. TY

15) Hello. I'm looking for a fic where the group had six members but Suga time travels/dimension travels and becomes part of the group as a secret member. I remember that Jin is doing a vlive and is squirted with a water gun but everyone thinks it's Jimin. And when it's reveled to be Suga he's in his dorm room and pulls a big super soaker from under his blankets. I hope that's enough. It's super specific but I can't seem to find it. I hope you can help me :)

16) hey i was looking for this soul reaper or angel?? au where jungkook dies and is taken to the shinigami/reaper realm by the reaper (i think it was yoongi) and i cant find it anywhere :(( i think he dies bc of his new friends and the fic opens with a scene where the reaper sends one of his murderers souls to hell? The reader finds out later i guess. Id really appreciate it if u could find that :(( thank you!

An anon believes it’s Naught Readings For Naughty Readers by supermans_crib, however that has been on AO3

17) Hi! I had recently lost one of the greatest ffs ever, it was a jikook au where they were in the military (?) and jimin had went into a stage sort of like heat and jungkook had to fuck him, he got hekka scared afterwords but they ended up liking eachother

as if it's your last by fatal (cumrich)

18) Hi! I'm trying to find a NamJin fic. I searched the fics here and my bookmarks on AO3 (since I swear I bookmarked it) but I can't seem to find it. It starts out where Yoongi is accusing Namjoon of not moving on. We find out that Namjoon and Seokjin are friends and Namjoon confessed to Seokjin and was rejected. Things get complicated when Seokjin keeps coming around and even interfering with someone Namjoon starts dating. Memorable scene, Seokjin chasing Namjoon in the dark screeching his name.

everything moves on by fruitily

19) Hello. I am looking for a namgi fic where yoongi works in an old bookshop and likes wearing feminine clothing , and namjoon works at a cafe but visits the bookshop often. Namjoon likes art and philosophy but is scared of his parent's reactions so yoongi tells him to fuck society and to "wake up from your sad life and figure out who you are", they eventually kiss as well. I read it on AO3. Your help would be greatly appreciated. Thanks.

20) Hi! I was wondering if y’all could help out with a fic I remember reading? jimin pining for yoongi and for some weird reason I remember a specific scene where jimin (whose brought food for yoongi) waits for yoongi outside of (a studio?) falls asleep waiting and wakes up when yoongi and someone else walk out. Jimin had wanted to eat with him I think but yoongi either says that he’s already ate or is headed to eat with the person. It’s unrequited feelings for a bit of the story.

21) There was a fix where yoongi was a prince and he went out and on the way met all the members who were disney princesses, it was a parody kind of, min yoonji was sleeping beauty and she went back to sleep again and from her castle members got a cat and kittens, can you please find it

22) Hello! I read this fiction a loonnggggg time ago where vminkook were in high school detention I think and kook could read minds and read tae's mind once and hes thinking about potatoes so he calls him potato boy but then the next time tae's thinking about fucking jimin and like yeah LOL I think they all end up in a threesome at the end but yeah I dont remember the title or author ))):

23) what’s that fanfic when it’s an au one of them is overweight and they join their school gym or something? and fall in love with the person who trains them. and there’s this beach scene and a car wash scene near the end. been looking for it for a while, hope you can help!

24) hi! i’m looking for a fic i read a while back, i think it was vmin and one of them had been hurt so the other got them off and they ended up in a relationship i think? pretty sure it was cannon compliant too! thanks!

25) so tae is a student and jk is a professor. jk is engaged to this woman (mina?). basically they are both straight but end up falling for each other so before jk gets married he plans to break up with the girl but she blackmails him with pics of him and his student and turns crazy. i don’t rlly remember what happens after that but later they eventually end up together. i think it’s ab 10 chapters. i’m pretty sure i read it on ao3!

26) Hello! I was reading this taekook fic on ao3 but I forgot what it was called ☹️ basically jungkook travels back in time and kidnaps his last self to tell him how in the future Tae kills himself, so jungkook tries to get his past self to be nicer to Tae and stop him. Past jungkook thinks that Tae cheated on him but he was actually forced to have sex with his “boss” but jungkook doesn’t give him a chance to explain and starts cheating on Tae and is being really nasty to him. Ah help plz if you can

27) I’m searching for a fic and i really can’t find it ... i remember it’s jikook (but not really) and it’s about jungkook (who thinks he’s straight) who downloads a porn (by mistake i think) of minjoon and like he ends up liking it, it’s so vague i’m sorry kfhskcj

care to stay for the ride? by voseok

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(i have food poisoning😭😭😭) since i cant do anything but lay in bed can i get remus lupin hcs about him x reader being mates (like i recently heard this term when it comes to werewolves and like i kinda wonder what remus would be like and your take on it)

Okay, as a disclaimer to all of y’all my headcanons are not open at the moment but I’m very sympathetic to those who cannot do anything but lay in bed (I’m in somewhat of a similar state atm) I will be more than happy to make an exception for you. (or others maybe if their headcanon idea is interesting enough. if it isn’t, I’m sorry)

So Remus isn’t really aware of the fact that werewolves have ‘mates’ until he is recruiting werewolves to the Order during the first war

and he is floored by the idea

it (from what he was told at least) only applies to inter-werewolf relationships

it means that a male (or female in rare types) claims another as theirs to be with for life (obviously consensual) 

Remus thought the idea was very primal at first, and he was a bit off put by it

until he met you (OKAY THIS IS GOING TO TIE INTO MY OTHER REMUS GOES INTO A DEN AND FINDS LOVE WHICH YOU CAN FIND HERE: X)

and he realizes after that first night, with your arms wrapped around him, that maybe the idea of mates weren’t such a bad thing

maybe it doesn’t have to be all primal, sexual werewolf weirdness

maybe it is just the idea of being with someone that you have that natural pull with, and feeling complete when they are in your arms

and much later (I’m skipping A LOT here, sorry) when y’all do get together, you know that Remus is already your mate

because he filled a deep ache within you on the full moons (when he did stay with the pack for the first few months) 

where you’d somehow feel this pull that was more than just attraction

and you knew that all you wanted to do was curl up into his side, feeling the warmth of his own body radiate to you

so you did

and the next morning, you patched him up, feeling so heavily hurt by his wounds even though you didn’t have any yourself

and after the first time you had sex the two of you felt that deep pull again

after a few more times (during the third round one night, actually) Remus was kissing down your neck and bit down a bit too hard

the next morning someone in the pack flipped out that you had been ‘claimed’

neither of you knew what it meant exactly

but once you did, you didn’t seem to mind all that much (and you realized that that could have been the reason you woke up feeling much more energized and whole than you had ever before)

Remus and you both had a lot to deal with after that

because getting you out from the pack was going to be difficult at best

but it was worth it, because the idea of leaving you behind physically ripped him apart inside

and he knew that he had to be with you forever

because you were his mate, and it was meant to be

Okay, love, I don’t know if this is what you were asking for and honestly I know nothing about mates (except for the brief stuff I do know about real wolves) so I literally just made that up as I wrote. I hope you feel better though!!

SLEEPOVER WEEKEND!!

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Bella’s one of those ppl who are academically smart but in real life fuckin stupid- gurl rlly can’t think for herself or just think outside of school in general- Edward has a victim mentality- maybe stop breaking the ducking law? Carlisle is too fuckin loyal- he would make a terrible parent irl bc he would do anything that his kids want, instead of telling them and letting them know that he thinks something is wrong.

Rosalie is sane

Esme seems sane

Emmett is Emmett

Alice is also fuckin stupid sometimes

Jasper is just existing at this point

Jacobs ego is too much- like dude u rlly think u can take on Caius- I bet u can’t even take on one child of the moon- Like bitch u a shapeshifter not an actual werewolf so go shape urself into a fuckin triangle

Jane is a psychopath

Aros just enjoying life

Heidi and demetri are fuckin but just bc they bored and would never like think of each other romantically and if demetri found his mate Heidi would be happy for them and try to be friends with demetri’s mate but then find out that it’s not rlly normal for someone who fucked their mate for the past centuries to be besties and feel sad that they can’t be friends

Caius needs to calm the fuck down

Alec for some miraculous reason is actually sane

Felix and Jane need to calm the fuck down

The Romanians need to move on like plz move the fuck on

Edward needs to shut up and stop being lowkey manipulative

Bella/Esme/kinda Carlisle/ and maybe Alice NEEDS TO GET IT TOGETHER AND THINK FOR THEMSELVES- FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING EXISTENCE PLEASE JUST THINK-

I also agree with u when u said that the denalis have a victim mentality- ur mother created an immortal child who then went on to destroy like a whole mf village in a day- y’all ain’t the victims- Irina, snitches are bitches who will eventually get stitches-

Marcus ur doing great honey. Kinda

You described Bella and Edward PERFECTLY.

Kinda feel bad for Carlisle since it's clear he wants his covens to think and be independent of him. He doesn't want to control them. However some LIKE EDWARD CULLEN clearly fucking need it. C'mon Carlisle, he's literally putting your whole coven at risk. Be the father figure Edward literally deems you to be and keep them all safe. Although I do agree, it seems Carlisle doesn't really out his foot down when his 'children' are being exactly that.

Rosalie is a little mean in my personal opinion but as I've gotten older WHO CAN BLAME HER AT THIS POINT?

Esme is a supportive wife and I love that. Esme is wonderful.

Emmett is enjoying life and we're HERE FOR IT. I SUPPORT YOU EMMETT.

Alice is...c'mon Alice, remember the rules of your visions. Other than that, not too bad. Just tell Edward he's a fucking idiot.

Jasper is literally just existing. Like where is the lie?

Jacob can fuck right off in my humble opinion. Don't be a controlling nutcase and then knock Edward for it. You knew Bella wasn't about a relationship with you but then you kiss her as though that will make her change her mind and come to her senses? Bella now sees the light because you have magic kisses? Fuck off. You deserved to be punched in the face. The character was completely ruined when he imprinted on Renesmee. I'm actually angry with how fucked over Jacob got and how much of a dick he was. Also GO SHAPE SHIFT INTO A FUCKING TRIANGLE 😂😂😂😂😂 Seriously though, asses would be handed to them by Caius alone. C'mon guys.

Jane's is a spoiled lil' shit. Then it gets worse because she's SADISTIC AND HOMICIDAL.

Aro is just enjoying life with the extension of 'i will literally step on you to get what I want.'

Yup. Can confirm. Atleast in my writing. You bet Demetri and Heidi be getting it on when they're bored. Are they romantically interested in each other? Nope. Are they Broski's? Absolutely. They're the original friends with benefits duo. They did it before it was even named. Heidi would 100% want to befriend Demetri's mate and wouldn't see how her previous 'sessions' with him were a big deal. However you bet Heidi will still have their back constantly even if his mate doesn't like her or is uncomfortable.

Caius does need to calm the fuck down. That's all.

Alec pretends he's sane 😂😂😂 Having a sister like Jane would make someone seem normal. He's just as bad as his sister, even if it isn't obvious.

Felix and Jane do need to just calm a bit. Just settle, my dudes. Be calm.

The Romanians do be obsessing 👀 I'll say it. However the Volturi are an INJUSTICE--- I'm not going to pretend humans would have a delightful existence with those two in charge so team Volturi for that one.

Edward needs to stop being a dick. He's manipulative with a victim complex.

I cackled 😂😂😂😂 GET IT TOGETHER MAAANNNN.

THEY DID THOOOO. THEY DID THIS TO THEMSELVES. IRINA HOW ABOUT YOU INVESTIGATE THE PROBABLE IMMORTAL CHILD BEFORE YOU RUN OFF AND SNITCH ON YOUR COUSINS. THEY KILLED YOUR BOYFRIEND AND YOU WERE SALTY AND DID IT OUT OF SPITE. YOU CANT TELL ME OTHERWISE. WHICH BTWS IRINA, HE WASNT EVEN THAT FUCKIN' LOYAL HE WAS LYING TO YOUUUUU. Damn it Irina, assess the situation the kid had a heartbeat and everything. Can you COUNT? TWO HEARTBEATS AND THREE PEOPLE. BELLA BEING A VAMPIRE. THE OTHER A WOLF AND THE LAST A CHILD. COUNT IRINA. COUNT! I could go in for days about the Denali thing. Is this why Edward has a victim mentality? Did he spend too much time with the Denali's? Just ugh. Dude robs a bank and then is upset that he was sent to prison for it. This is the mindset. Like WHAT DID WE THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN?

Marcus is doing great 🥺🥺🥺 You're doing amazing sweetie!