#i chose eridan cause he seems pretentious

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Beforus!Eridan: so, in reality, wwe do not learn, and wwhat wwe call learning is only a process of recollection-

Beforus!Karkat: DO DO DO DO!

Beforus!Eridan: oh goddamnit not you again

Beforus!Karkat: WHAT’S UP, FUCKERS?

Beforus!Karkat, holding up a featherless chicken: HEY CHECK OUT THIS PERSON I FOUND!

Beforus!Karkat, still holding up the chicken: ISNT IT SUCH A HUMAN?

Beforus!Karkat: LOOK AT HIM, WOW!

*He just, throws it on the floor.*

Beforus!Karkat: WHAT A GUY!

Beforus!Karkat: ANYWAY, LOVE TO STAY AND CHAT, BUT I FOUND SOME TRASH OUTSIDE THAT LOOKED DELICIOUS!

Beforus!Karkat: SMELL YA LATER, DELIBERATOR

*Beforan Kanaya raises her hand.*

Beforus!Eridan: *sigh* yes my student

Beforus!Kanaya: Yeah Uh What The Fuck