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bonefall · 7 months

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Willowpelt sounds SO autistic, it not being funny wraps around into being funny again.

My secret is being so autistic and so surrounded by so many other autistic people that I forget what tismless people even do. Everyone in BB ends up getting a touch of ADHDautism. As a treat.

But yeah when I was jotting it down I realized it too. Like wow, I really hit this one with the autism beam. Me and you, Willy, we will both have adamantine opinions. I cannot condone your hatred of apples but you do have a good point about oak trees.

#Me and Willow are going to have the funniest relationship about those apples #Like wtf girl you haven't had good apples. No i wont force them on you but you're so wrong #It cant even be a texture thing if youre NOT weird about pears #What the hell kind of apples are you eating that are always a little bitter #Fennelposting #My partner has an inverse autism to mine #Which at one point we called dog and cat autism #Because im mr THEY ASKED FOR NO PICKLES #PREPARE FOR 30 MINUTES OF PICKLE RELATED INFODUMPING IN PENANCE #And theyre like If i accidentally make eye contact with a single person in the room i will run away to a monastary and breed pea plants #Which ngl i think would be the funniest way to write Whitewillow #Fire: white is the best choice for deputy! He's so wise and organized and knows exactly how to talk to people #White looks up from his detailed gamefaq guide on How To Win At Talking To Real People which he wrote himself #'I Would Be Honored Thank You.'#Hes organized because if anything is even slightly different he hears The Sirens go off in his brain lmao #Small says 'firestar is still cursed bc he was appointed after moonhigh. I dont respect his deputy either.'#Willow: 'you will join starclan in 7 days but ill make sure ur not late'

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megumi-fm · 21 days

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#okay random story time i don't know why im narrating this or how i even stumbled upon this memory rn #but i generally do sad vents in the tags and for a change this is a funny one #so back in highschool (i say highschool but i mean junior college) i used to visit this park near my house a lot #i was an sg kid back then and the thing about parks there is that they're kinda beach-parks and they have the best cycling/running tracks #they're also really massive parks so i used to go often. sometimes bicycling. other times walking. yeah. the park was like my sanctuary #anyway. there are quite a few bike rental areas in the park and there was a cute lil shop next to this one particular rental place #and they sold like biscuits and water and icecreams and stuff and i went there a lot #and on one particular day i went there and there was this guy around my age part timing at that shop #now again this might be culture specific bc i dont see it in india but part timing in uni/pre-uni is pretty common is sg #a lot of shops and restaurants employ teenagers to twenty something ppl for part time jobs... anyway im just adding context #point is that i had walked to the park with my mum that day and she told me to go buy a couple icecreams so i went to the shop #and i saw this guy around my age and like. not to be a simp but this dude was so pretty?#like he saw someone had come to the counter so he looked up and shot a smile and i thought i got slapped by sunlight #i could spend the next several lines going on about his pretty tan skin and his glowing raven eyes but this is pathetic enough so ill stop #anyway he saw me and smiled really wide (customer service smile- i thought to myself) and i smiled back and asked for icecreams or whatever #and then this guy started getting chatty right. so he was all 'you come here (to the park) often right? ive seen you with your bike a lot'#see now. the problem with me is that i always think im bothering people. this poor dude was attempting to make conversation #and i was replying with one word answers #and i wasn't even realizing that he didnt want that. bc he kept asking more questions and i. kept. shutting them down.#then when he gave me the icecream he was all 'are you here alone? icecream alone is no fun... i could keep you company if you want..?'#which. he was being really cute about right. but because im so fucking dense i was all 'oh no i came with my mom actually'#and he went 'aw man' in this really cute but faux sad way which i didnt understand at the time and i left and then #after three full fucking days. i realized this man was tryna hit on me?#and then i went to the park like a week later and he was gone. poof. i even thought of asking the uncle in charge of that place #then i got too embarrassed and chickened out #yeah so turns out my neurodivergence neutralizes any sort of rizz that comes my way #i could've been chilling with a cute boyf rn but no😩 this is my destiny #megumi in the tags

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citrlet · 23 days

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last night i actually got back into writing after probably a year? of not having any motivation to and it's so exciting but god i'm so rusty akfjdks

#its a fallout fic obviously dont @ me 🙈#i think i churned out like 3 pages?? which for me thats actually a lot in one sitting haha #my favorite part of writing though is going back to edit and embellish #i try not to stress about writing the new bits because i constantly go back to edit #like i know towards the end of last night i was running out of juice 😅#im just!! fallout prime has me so motivated ro write again i cant believe it #also because ive been absolutely DEVOURING any and all cooper fic they arent updating quick enough im too impatient #so i was like what do you mean i have to write more if i want more FINE ill do it myself #already mulling ideas and storylines and ocs ahhh #ill never pass up the opportunity to make new ocs ive already made like 4 new fallout ones 😅#picture a tiny hamster bouncing off the walls of their enclosure thats my brain for fallout rn

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imabiscuitinthousandworlds · 1 month

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I LOVE going everywhere by bike. Don't need to wait for a bus. Don't need to cram myself into a bus with (urgh) people. Or even worse, what feels like every single student in town. I still get home in about the same amount of time. I'm so so flexible including with places. Like yeah sure, let's go there! I don't care if the next bus station is far away. Doesn't matter to me.

Stayed out late with friends recently. Two of em had to get their family to come pick them up because that's too far to walk and it was too late for buses. A different friend lives like 30 minutes away but always walks and their way goes through a small park where literally no one is at with few lanterns so it's pitch black and I could literally just walk them home and then take the bike which is faster and has its own light and feels and probably is safer than walking those dark ass streets at night alone.

Like. I can just do all that. And yeah, sometimes when I'm not doing too well I feel like collapsing afterwards and yeah, maybe my fingers feel like falling off a lot at this time of year but that's like. SO worth it. I have no idea how people can live and NOT go everywhere by bike. Like if it's more than 20-30 minutes maybe but even with hills.... I fucking love my bike.

#a biscuit's rambles #also i just love going out with friends til late??#with the lockdown and shit that is such an entirely new experience and its great #also i like feeling useful i think. i like walking a friend home knowing ill definitely get home safe #idk #i also like my bike. a lot #been taking it literally every single day for years now and i have no regrets #EXCEPT FOR THOSE FUCKING PEDESTRIANS THAT HEAR MY BELL AND DO NOT FUCKING MOVE #AND THE OTHER BIKES THAT JUST DONT RING THEIR BELLS OR NOT EVEN HAVE ANY #LIKE THEN YOU GOTTA AT LEAST YELL AT PEOPLE TO MOVE OVER YOU NUMBNUT #A BIKE IS QUIET THEY DO NOT HEAR YOU THEY WILL NOT MOVE OVER MAGICALLY #AND IM STUCK BEHIND YOU #ALSO ITS JUST ASSHOLE BEHAVIOUR LIKE SOMEITMES WARNING SOMEONE SO THEY KEEP TO THE BLOODY SIDE IS GOOD!!!#and dont even get me STARTED ON SOME OF THE CARS #MUCH LESS THE STUPID ASS FUCKING INFRASTRUCTURE OF MY TOWN #ITS LIKE THEY WANT BIKES TO BE RUN OVER #fun fact i have been run over before #just fuckin collided with a car #nobody would listen to me try to pick apart the details of how it felt #which was probably my way of trying to cope with that experience lol #though nothing serious happened. bUT STILL #also oh god that one stupid fucking street with those stupid ass cars NOBODY NEEDS A CAR THERE JUST BAND HTEM ALREADY #AND THE. THE FUCKIGN ROADWORKS #I CAN NOT REACH MY SCHOOL WITHOUT ALMOST BEING EITHER HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A HUGE SHOVEL OR RUN OVER BY A TRUCK #AND IF THATS NOT THE CASE THEN THERES SO MANY FCKING PEOPLE THAT EVEN IF I YELL AT THEM LIKE MAD I CANT GET PAST WITHOUT RUNNING SOMEONE #THROUGH MYSELF #im very passionate about all things bike. but thinking abt it is a huge part of my life so im allowed to be

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needylittlegirl · 1 month

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sometimes ill be doing some normal everyday task and ill stop and realizing that im doing it pissed as hell cause i started thinking about yolanda saldivar

#brushing my teeth like 😡😡😡😡#selena quintanilla queen of tejano and queen of little mexican american girls that cant speak spanish (me)#when i was like 7 years old i was having a TOUUGHH time at school #cause kids were saying like oh your mom looks weird she doesnt look like our moms!#and my dads white and im very white like visually #so i was getting a lot of people asking like What Are You are you adopted etc etc #and then on the flipside all of my cousins speak spanish but i dont #cause im the youngest and by the time i was born all the spanish speakers in my fam had learned english #so it was very like whatever way i turned i wasnt fitting in #so my mom sat me down and made me watch selena and i criiies and cried #like no i dont look like her but we’re both 3rd gen girls who were a little lost with their cultures and stuff #also dont tell my mom any of this she says im white passing to white ppl but mexicans always Know #which is true ive had mexican people ask if im mixed or wtf is up #its gotta be my nose like 100000%#i think my nose and body type and hair are the noticeable features #i was also raised super culturally by my moms side of the family #also i think its funny that spanish speaking people dont assume i speak it so theyll be talkin shit or something and ill know #i understand it but i dont speak it #but im getting better!! i think i probably can speak it im just not at all confident #i had to drop highschool spanish cause my teacher thought i was cheating #and she did not care when i was like girl i promise i only know this cause of my abuela pls believe me #sorry im rambling i have no clue where this is coming from #but when my grandparents moved here it was like #like 50s racism running rampant #so my grandpa tried to ditch EVERYTHING and like oretend he was italian cause that was more acceptable and all that #so he got rid of every tradition and tried to smash it down as much as he could #so of course that rubbed off on my mom #but my grandpas sisters never tried to hide it #so me and my mom have really bonded over like relearning our culture and i get to go to his sisters to teach me and its just really nice #yeah ok bye

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rohirric-hunter · 1 month

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I love the Green Dragon keg that only teleports you to the Green Dragon.

#lotro #like. i dont know what i expected.#anyway i think that this will be very useful for farmers faire #also might be useful for shortening inn league initiation runs #im thinking... teleport from the golden perch to your house and hit up this keg to take you to the green dragon #then leave the green dragon and go to the floating log instead #obviously #but i bet it will save you a lot of time on what is tbh the longest leg of the trip #well the longest leg if you have swift travel between brockenborings and stock #if you dont then thats the longest leg #but at least you can always slow horse it and it takes you right where you need to go #as opposed to slow horsing it from stock to hobbiton and then getting off at frogmorton which is currently the way i do it #anyway when midsummer fest starts ill time it and see #it also depends on if you can put the keg outside i think #if you have to wait for multiple loading screens to get to it then it might not be so good #just tested it and it can be placed in yard hooks #also if anyones wondering why i have an optimized route for the inn league initiation quest #its because the inn league initiation quest is THE way to get lixp during festivals #because the inn league initiation quest is 7 quests in a trenchcoat #and you get lixp for all of them #same for the ale association run in bree but like bree is laggy during festivals #i dont want to be doing timed shit there

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killjoy-prince · 28 days

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Vendors at my job love me so much there's fighting amongst them in one company over who gets to deliver to my store that week

#prince's talk tag #my secret is i dont wanna deal with people any longer than i have to so i get them in and out as quickly as i can #and the vendors and drivers love that bc they got other places to be #the vendor that told me this said the other receivers will take their time and dilly dally too much leaving a line of trucks outside #but im usually on top of that #there are days where i cant help it but i go as fast as i can bc i really dont want to deal with people #and i can avoid that by taking them in check in their product sign the receipts and get them outta there #vendor also said at least with his company the dispatcher will be like 'here this store needs a delivery done'#and the vendors will go 'no im not doing that store' which will make the dispatcher go to one & say 'well its your route so you gotta do it'#and it was like that for my store before I took over #now the dispatcher will be like 'hey Prince's store needs a delivery' and the vendors are actually fighting like #'ill do it' 'no imma do it!' 'no me!'#ngl it made me happy. i didnt think i was that well liked #like some drivers have showed their appreciation to me about my speed and ability to handle the job but to have people fight over me? wow #and this was like an hour after a manager complimented how i run shit around here bc i know what im doing #and when im not here it all falls apart #which does suck bc i wish the mess wasnt left to me to clean up if im not here #but i am training someone rn who will cover for me when im not around so hopefully that helps a little

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quietwingsinthesky · 2 months

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most frustrating part of writing a doctor who oc is that the doctor and the master will both sometimes just fuck off and do their own thing for a hundred years and be unfazed by it because they are functionally immortal. and i can’t stick my oc with them because they’ll just. die. so what, do i just put them in a pen until those guys get back? spruce up their enclosure while they’re waiting to get picked up to go on adventures again?

#yes yes the mortality of a companion against the doctor’s long life is part of the point its part of the tragedy but consider: i want them #to also be there so they can get into shenanigans. and not die of old age before im done letting them do shenanigans #look either i kick even out of the tardis every time these guys go do immortal shit or i find a was to Fix this problem and i dont really #know how to do either of these yet. ill figure it out #i *do* know that they’re not with missy while she’s setting up the cybermen plan over hundreds of years. maybe for brief moments when missy #wants an extra hand or eye candy or something else but mostly even’s stuck at the end feeling nauseous as missy goes about rewriting time to #make cyberzombies. not nauseous because of the cyberzombies. to be clear. they’ve just spent enough time fucking around with tardises and #time wars and the like that they’re a little sensitive to shit getting messed around with. tummyaches :(#id think a lot of companions get this eventually. i think the ponds definitely did. to me anyway. they should.#background tardis time vortex radiation idk how science works. but it gives even tummyaches.#i got distracted i was talking about mortality and how to prevent them dying too soon.#mostly even’s there to run the ‘business’ while missy’s away. they’re very good at being given a Job.#and this job is supposed to fix everything forever once they get the doctor onboard. it doesn’t. but even thinks it will. which is what #matters in the end.#dw oc

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the-trans-dragon · 8 months

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I need a doctor who has the patience, experience, humor, and directness to listen to whatever new treatment ideas I've concocted, and then either say "Alex, that's a stupid fucking idea, let me explain why," or "The risks are acceptable in my professional opinion. Let's go over pros and cons and then you can think about it and decide what to do."

I just think it would be fun. For me. And I wish I could find a doctor who would also find that fun. I already came up with one fun Treatment for an Illness and have been successfully using it to treat The Illness for almost a YEAR, and all the side effects are awesome so like...I am certainly full of hubris at this point.

#i dont wanna say what i take or what im treating bc its like...well...zero doctors recommended it lol. and two doctors said “that might work #but uhhhhh i dont think im the right doctor for that.“ wait. three doctors said that. but i asked the third doctor ”pwease. youre the third #doctor to tell me to go to a different doctor. i need help.“ (i was fucking desperate. i was missing so many days of work that i basically #lost an entire paycheck's worth of money in two months and like. i had also SPENT that much on the doctors who inevitably ran out of their #own ideas and then recommended i go elsewwhwre to try my idea WHICH IS FAIR but also all 3 doctors did agree it was worth a shot so like....#i kinda needed ONE of them to actually. try it. it just took 6 months for the first one to run out of ideas and then another two or three #months to get in to see my genderal physician and then see a doctor he recommended who then recommended i go elsewhere and thats the doctor #who i was like “youre the third doctor to say that...i dont know who else to try.” goodness im glad she helped. my medicine is like $15 a #month (it was $10 when i had insurance) and i am in love with every single “side effect” and!!!! yea it has given me a large sum of hubris.#anyways.) i wanna do that again but with my other Significantly Disabling Illness. like why not lol. im already on 3 medicines that are #recommended to *not* take together (none of which are the medicine i chose to take aldjskds) so like.............seems like we #are at a “just try shit out and see what happens” stage. doctors should send me resumes and ill pick the one that looks most fun and then #we will do fun science together on my nerves system :) itll be fine lol. am i serious or kidding? i have no idea.#sorenhoots

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lakeraydia · 9 months

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finally finished watching adventure time btw. ohhhhhhh i get it now

#'finally finished' my brother and i got sick and watched literally the entire run over the span of like 4 days #which is. A Way To Watch That Show #also im lying i didnt even finish it theres like the whats it called. the long ones #anyways i was always like hmmm people sure do like this show but i dont really understand the appeal #i used to watch it all the time as a kid apparently but i like. literally forgot that lol #mustve like imprinted on my subconscious or whatever really hard tho bc the whole time i was like Wow this is so literally me.#anyways what was i saying. uhhhhhh #tv show good #i hope the new show they make is good ill be sad if it isnt what with finally knowing whats going on there after all these years #but it looks good and i think i saw someone on twitter say the first episode screening was good so

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listen-to-the-inner-walrus · 7 months

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Kai I love your tag rambles I learn so much 😂 it's beloved mutual hours whenever I see a wall of tags from you

John Wood is legit the most fairy tale adaptation ass name I've heard in a WHILE what an insane set of circumstances

im glad you enjoy it because i just have so many thoughts all the time and they escape containment (my brain) in the tags very often sjdkskxkwkx <3

as a name, its on degree away from "you made that person up" like if someone had a friend called john smith, and yet it also sounds like a fairy tale adaption name somehow?

also i fully had to check the documentary existed because like ive seen it, but it feels like a fever dream. like "oh what are you watching?" "its a documentary about two men arguing who owns a mummified leg that was previously attached to one of them."

#ragnarokhound #im sat here trying to think of the wildest event in the film because its just a story with so many wild turns #like the premise is that someone unknowingly bought a dudes leg and the guy wants it back #but also like to get into maybe spoiler territory #the guy who bought the leg looked at it and was like oh this is my big break #im gonna be famous as the leg man #like ill admit i dont know how i would react to finding a leg in the grill inside a shed you bought at auction #but i dont think it would be ''oh i can use this to get rich and famous''#it would be somewhere along the lines of ''did i buy a crime scene?''#also full spoilers for the ending #the film ends with guy who bought the leg going on a radio station to be like im running for president in the 2016 election #which why not i guess that was the year with all the clown sightings

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gettinby · 9 months

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peyton going thru another rework ? ur goddamn right