#i dont mean please fart btw

[pyronicmessiah]

Yall feelin it or what euh..

[sierrairl]

HI SISI/silly Please can you bless me with some Harold headcannons for just being close to him in general? Or some of your thoughts on ripper if you have any? any obscure characters you like that you don't see get the spotlight? -🎀

OMG HEADCANONS SO FUN, they're under the cut btw <3

but first, about ripper hmm... i geuinely don't get why people hate him sm, yeah his whole gimmik is him farting but like, he talks abt it less then owen so i don't get the hate </3 [i don't hate owen for this btw!!] also ppl say he's super mean when he's,,, not? he's not like the nicest person ever don't get me wrong... but some ppl are making him out to be so awful when imo julia is way meaner then him and,, still gets a lot of love?? [once again i DONT hate julia, i actually love her story n stuffs sm] but yeah i think rippers a pretty ok character!!

abt obscure characters hmmm, i dont think sugar gets as much love as she deserves?? i havent seen a whole lot abt her, but that might just be me. also sammy is pretty cool too!! i will fight anyone who calls her samie.... /hj. but yeah i think her story is rlly cool too!! dk how she tricked everyone else with a blueberry but LMAO

HAROLD FRIEND HCS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he def infodumps if you're good friends with him, actually he prob just infodumps if ur just friends with him in general [harold is so autistic u cant proove me wrong]

i like to think harold's sp/ins are like culture and stuff, specifically japan + china in history so if u like that stuff he'd def be super happy abt it

i think harolds a rlly good cook/baker, so he'd prob make lil treats for his friends!!! or even make full on dinners for them

harold is a cat person 100% so if he trusts u enough he'll show u his cat, maybe even let u pet them [hed prob name his cat like. after a ninja in a movie i bet]

[simplyxsinned]

what comes to my mind when i think of my moots

a/n: if you're not in here it means we dont talk to eachother much, i hope we can interact more in the future though :D (might be a part 2)

@genshin-time-reblogs thank you for helping me in genshin <3 I still remember the time we went Diluc fishing >.<

@bookuya I thought you were really intimidating at first but you're really fun :D

@childeluv i'm concerned, the things you post are really weird but funny (like that one time you said someone shat on the school sink)

@noirkkat oh god where do i start, i love you so much and you're my first mutual i'll never forget you my love

@mikachuchu BARK BARK (ILY MIKA YOU'RE REALLY CHAOTIC AND FUN TO BE AROUND)

@chichikoi an extremely loyal and devoted diluc simp, you're sometimes scary but i like your words funny magic man

@alonelysimp i'm pretty sure you kin amber, everytime i think of you amber pops up, you're pretty friendly and ya use a decent amount of emoticons (*^_^*)

@almond-adeptus i'm courting you comrade/p

@mayple "IS THAT A JOJO REFRENCE???" I'm sorry 😭

@heyitslane-sl best parent ever i love you <3

@jayeeintheclouds-inactive I know you're probably not reading this i really care about you...i really do and I hope you're doing well

@hushyouu you remind me of the guy who says ehe! your letters are also top quality!!

@yeetmeoffjueyunkarst keqing simp who also simps for a lot more female characters, you're really friendly tho!!

@severedftaes thoma simp + I REALLY LOVE ALL OF YOUR THEMES, THEY'RE ALL SO PRETTY TEACH ME HOW PLEASE

@prawdziwki ezia's other half! i love your icon sets :>

@almondto-fu fellow chinese speaker! :D your voice is really pretty btw i have a tiny crush on you >w<

@abyssheart at first i was like mmm making up fart jokes as a joke...but bro i dont think it's a joke anymore...

@mooscutely I love how you're so interactive with people! aaaaaaa you're so fun to be with

[cleaduvalls]

i watched “spy kids 4″ exactly twice and i plan to keep it that way. here are my thoughts

i had the volume up from the last one because it was SO QUIET and now my ears hurt. not a great start

i used to think that was carmen and i was so disappointed because i wanted to see carmens kids 😔

tik tok????? oh no

i thought tick tock was matthew lillard for most of the movie

you cant do that in the SIMS

why are you shifitng gears. you dont need to shift gears

shut up wilbur have YOU given birth?????

YOU GO IN AT EVERY FIVE TO SEVEN MINUTES AND YOURE AT THREE ARE YOU S T U P I D

wait it sounds like ive given birth i havent i assure you

a pregnant belly wouldnt make that sound

yeah alright whatever shaggy youre high

isnt she from girl meets world??????

itd make a better sitcom honestly

hahah funney because shes a spy

WHY ARE YOU NOT IN THERE WITH YOUR W I F E

birth is NOT that short

i would be great at cinemasins

oh!!!! disabled character!!!!

who approved this show

oh like its HER fault

youre watching the clock speed up why are you not suspicious

roll credits

argonaut. my english teacher would like that

its 5 o clock somewhere

have you not been watching the show??????

there is a serious lack of floop

i feel like ive seen the boy before too

guess not

also i guess this one had a smell feature?????? ig thats why the baby farts so much

AND IT EXPLAINS THE DRESSING!!!! YOU CAN SMELL DRESSING!!!!!

dont say stepmother its creepy

ooh tinker toys!!!! real ones this time!!!!

girl its dyed blue youre gonna stain your carpet

oh God she wants to be FRIENDS

epic????? No

these pranks can all be used for smellovision

aromascope ig??????

BEING FRIENDS!!!! THATS SOME FANFIC LEVEL TROPEYNESS

oops

the CHEETOS

because you pulled the prank?????

power move

those are really your worst fears?????

i have almost that exact clock

youre looking for SPIES not VILLIANS

i kinda want a clock hand sword

MARISSA NO IM DYING OF SECONDHAND EMBARASSMENT

cecils so chill

it looks like the slime from floops castle..... i miss floop

felix has been replaced??? by a computer voice????

oh mood

hahah carmen said that

is that ricky gervais

oh!!!! they broke gender binary!!!!!! took the other chair!!!!!

worlds smallest camera!!!!!!

yeah hes right theres no invisibility powder

ew

its not a SPACESHIP theyre not IN SPACE

hey can we maybe not put that in a movie thanks

yeah i hate this one

that fall was awful

C A R M E N!!!!!!!!!!!

wilbur youre so boring

spy week???? dont you mean shark week?????

buddypack!!!!

IS THAT THE PICTURE FROM WHERE THEY ENTERED FLOOPS CASTLE AND THEN JUNI SAW A THUMB THUMB

i watch these movies too much

except this one this one sucks

7 years ago????? when game over came out????? nice

THE BRAIN THING THAT MADE FOOGLIES!!!

SPY PLANE!!!

SEA GUPPY!!!!

CARMENS GAME SUIT!!!!

why does she still have that

HOW does she still have that

MACHETES ELECTROSHOCK GUMBALLS!!!!!!

DRAGON SPY!!!!

take that giggleses

JUNI!!!! only video tho ://

oof

WAIT I JUST SAW ARGONAUTS NAME TAG AND MY DOG HAD THAT SAME ONE BUT IN PINK AND WE HAD TO GET HER A NEW ONE BECAUSE IT WAS S O  L O U D

your baby is your back up????? Bad Idea

did you not name your child????

why did they pause for a label????

stop making time puns i hate you

i really hope those are floops. like the cereal

stop calling her stepmother like its her name its CREEPY

stop WASTING them

just say youre marissas kids?????? they know who she is

oh God piss joke

oh God POOP joke

right its the bombs that make him cool not the fact that hes literally ricky gervais

and a fart joke????? i hate this movie

silent but LETHAL???? awfyl. i hate it

toot??? stop making fart jokes

OH THEYRE GETTING CHASED CUZ THE SAPPHIRE i need to pay attention more. i blame buzzfeed

“you weirdo you vaporized us” STOP TRYING TO GET ME TO LIKE THIS MOVIE BY PLAYING ON MY NOSTALGIA

its not working btw. i hate this movie

oh look. a butt joke.

oh yay disney acid trip

uh yeah???? hes ricky gervais

yeah except shes WHITE

i kinda wanna go to the cheese shop. wisconsin instincts ig

thats not a WORD

no the red ones the second hand do you know anything?????

how does she know how to army crawl???? shes EIGHT

there are 42 minutes left im suffering

oh no he died

is she wearing twinkle toes??????

did they.... teleport???? was that an awkward cut???? did they straight up travel through time????? im so confused

yknow as an OBVIOUS choice for the next doctor, floop should REALLY be in the movie centered around time

im gonna punch this dude

IM GONNA PUNCH THIS DUDE TOO YOU CAN STILL BE A FAMILY AND CALL YOURSELF STEPKIDS

hes the hulk

oh dear he referenced a meme

he just called the google lady annoying im gonna punch him next

n i c e

SHIITAKE MUSHROOMS!!!!!!

yeah theyre gonna flip youre STALKING THEM

that seems like a Bad Idea

try harder rebecca

IF YOURE GONNA TAKE THEM THERE W H A T DO YOU THINK THEYRE GONNA DO???????

dude you look like youre on crack

youre gonna divorce her because she wasnt allowed to tell you?????????

W H A T

no???? ofc not???? you have no weapons??????

DUDE CHILL SHE L I T E R A L L Y COULDNT TELL YOU

and i feel fine~

J U N I!!!!!!!!!!! FOR REALS!!!!!!!!

oh shiitake mushrooms he got kinda cute

you can???? reach into the garbage can???????

BECAUSE YOURE CHILDREN!!!!!! THEY SHUT DOWN THE SPY KIDS PROGRAM!!!!!!

i love the sound of clockwork. so soothing. that doctor who episode with the time robots???? a fave

oh no they all have died

M A C H E T E!!!!!!!!

why did juni freeze if he didnt really freeze???? thats some buzz lightyear level stuff

oh hey i just realized that junis hair is back!!

oh no now argos the hulk too

the baby looks like dora

hahah funney

HE WAS TOAST IN THE FIRST MOVIE S T O P  P L A Y I N G  O N  N O S T A L G I A

and diaper lady???? Stop

nice censorship

can hearing aids work that well???? im no expert but i dont think they can do that?????

taking his hearing aids???? i hate this guy

R A L P H!!!!

oh!!!!!! sign language!!!!!

Even Evil Has Standards

are they trying to make me cry?? im not

you can travel through time youre just not COOL ENOUGH

oh worm????

side note i figured they were the same guy but i was so disappointed when it wasnt matthew lillard

please let this be over i need to mindlessly scroll the spy kids wiki

stop being philosophical youre wearing twinkle toes

roll credits

us???? wouldnt that be me???? or is us right??? clones are wack

yEET

oh no he died

why did he float???? did they run out of gravity?????

he moved before he touched the watch

yeah but hell see his dad again and thats the point of this whole thing????

oh no he died. for reals this time

this time???? you have 6 months

STOP👏MAKING👏TIME👏PUNS👏

i cant raise my eyebrow😔

YOU CANT DO THAT WE JUST DISCUSSED IT

thats hot

WHY DOES SHE NOT HAVE A NAME

yes bc youre a robot shut up

oh thank God its over

[kissmejuyeon]

MY BABYLOVE!! Happy birthday my dear 😍🎂🥳🎁 but also YOU OLD FART (i can see your grey hairs all the way from denmark smh embarrassing)NOO JK I love you and I hope your day will be abso-fucking-lutely amazing!!!! 💖 I had this wild idea that I wanted to paste pictures of you and jungkook into romance movie posters like titantic n shit like that but teebeeh I’ve been a busy bee and I realised that I only have selfies on you with snow filters soooo it would be weird *BUT PLEASE IMAGINE (cont)

THAT I WAS A DECENT FRIEND AND THINK ABOUT U N KOOK LOOKING LIKE JACK AND ROSE OK? OK.) btw i accidentally missed a space and spelled it roseok which reminds me og hoseok. why am i even telling you this wtf? anyways i know you’re propably giggling bc u know we’re both complete weirdos and that’s why we’re perfect for each other 🤧👯‍♀️uhmmm yeah you probably know how much i love you and how lucky i am to have met you and you let me in so EASILY it was honestly overwhelming.. i’m pretty (cont)

darn sure you’re an angel with invisible wings 👼 (eyy, another bts reference) 👀 it truly warms my soul that we can go without talking for ages and then as soon as we have time we’re like glue and can open up about anything and everything ✨ i’d wish i could go to times square and yell to the whole world how amazing you are, because i feel like it should be a human right to know who Sara Pflanz is 🌿 (especially jungkook HELLO BOY?)you’re probably crying a little bit.. i didn’t mean to make you

cry i’m SO. SORRY. i wanna see you happy ok?? 24/7 three six five 💛 i’m still beating myself up over the fact that i didn’t manage to do something creative for your special day, but i swear to god i’ve spent a few days thinking about what to do and i had zero good ideas ugh. But i also know that you aren’t mad bc that’s not who you are you’re way too sweet 🥰🥰🥰ALSO i’m guessing you haven’t seen yesterday’s episode of run bts if you went to work yesterday, so i hope that can act as a bday gift

from them to you 😁 if you already saw it then………… yeet okeydokeyImma stop yabbering now, you get the point, i uwu you FOREVER!! 💖💖💖💖💖 kisses and love from me, your favorite farmer girl

i am and i was indeed giggling sdjfdfg. and yes i am criyng. 

DONT WORRY MY LOVE. THIS MESSAGE IS ENOUGH FOR ME. I DONT NEED ANYHTING MORE. HAVING YOU IN MY LIFE IS ENOUGH. 

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. MY YEEHAW MATE. MY FMD BRO. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. YOU HAVE NO IDEA. 

[memetrin-blog]

Suggestion box (OPEN)

So I decided Im gonna opening up this little suggestion box because my brain is a dried up raisin with zero creativity and I need more ideas. so y e a h-

Rules: -I just want to make this clear that suggestions are NOT like requests for me. Meaning that there may be a chance where Im not going to draw what you suggest to me. Again Im opening this up to help me get more ideas in my brain so I can draw a bit more. So please dont be disappointed if I dont draw your suggestion, and like always, any whining or begging me to draw your suggestion will result in me blocking you.

-I would LOVE it if you guys could give me ideas for any of the fandoms Im in or my OCs. However I might draw suggestions from other fandoms or your OCs, but thats only if Im interested enough and depending on what my mood is.Current fandoms Im in:-Super Paper Mario-Villainous-Pokemon(I will update this list in the future if I ever join anymore fandoms) -I will take fart fetish suggestions. But I will NOT draw any female fart art or any character under 18 (And no I will not genderbend or age up a underage character just to draw them in fart art either) -No major NSFW please (Im still a minor so I dont really feel comfortable drawing that stuff yet)

-I will draw gore (Since drawing gorey stuff is surprisingly fun and kinda stress reliving)

-I will draw ship art (Again Im more likely to draw ships from the fandoms Im in or the ships I like the most, but I may do others if Im interested, and as long if it doesnt include a adult and minor). The only ships I love the most at the moment are Lmentio (Mr. L x Dimentio), Blupani (Blumiere/Count Bleck x Timpani), and Paperhat (Dr. Flug x Black Hat) but thats about it.

-The suggestion doesnt have to be fandom or OC related btw. It could be just something random (Like a animal, object, or something) Aaaaaand thats about it, feel free to send me your suggestions or ask me any questions if you have any ^^

[pinksweatergettingbetter]

alright so we’re back with chapter three - the Great Witch

-

i wonder how much of their memories Nick and Maya have actually recuperated 

the whole thing seems a little dodgy...

-

“This bench looks like a torture tool– shall we try it out on you, Nick?”

why is Maya so bloodthirsty in the game?? i mean she’s mischievous, but...

-

ahhh their widdle walking sprites are so cuuuute!

-

hang on– is that a picture-picture of Barnham with his dog?? if so, that should raise a lot of questions...

also why is the only person who *doesnt* comment on the painting Phoenix? he’s the art major.

-

you know, ive seen plenty of Phoenix X Barnham, and Darklaw X Barnham, but I’ve never seen any Phoenix X Darklaw 

i wonder why...

maybe Ive just never come across it

-

“Mr Wright, are you alright?”

(no response)

he's dead guys the fucking dog killed phoenix wright 

-

luke: I can talk to animals maya: haha omg cool! phoenix, laying in a pool of his own blood: hurgle

-

wait did maya just call Barnham adorable by proxy 

-

things layton likes: puzzles, stone lanterns 

-

oh fuck i forgot about the puzzles

also what the FUCK muffet

-

Patty: I believe in your Phoenix

Phoenix, trying not to cry: cool cool cool

-

aww. its nice to have a moment to just talk about feelings, especially between the sidekicks. 

...

...dont go into the forest you little fuckers

-

maya likes helms..??

-

“I used to come here with Nick. He’d carry the water pots, and I’d cheer him on!”

that reminds me, theres no plumbing. in fact, since its the middle ages, theres not even any outhouses. maya and phoenix have canonically shit in the streets

-

DOGS AND CATS, LIVING TOGETHER–

-

its 12:30 on a school night and I've spent over an hour trying to help a dog deliver mail 

oh maya solved that one! thats the first AA solve of the game. ...er, to me.

-

i dont understand how piccarats work

like, the previous puzzle was 30 piccarats and it was ridiculously easy. this one’ twenty and ive already lost ten points

maybe its to do with how my brain works– the 30 one was a pattern/colour puzzle, and I'm an artist. this one’s about directions, and I'm ASS at directions.

-

darklaw what are you WEARING

you look like a skimpy medieval furry

seriously what is with the metal skirt on bare thighs 

is that supposed to be comfy 

-

man these backgrounds are so beautiful 

-

why did she specifically tell Maya to be wary of witches

-

“You certainly both love your food. Personally, I’d just like a little more sleep...”

amen bro

-

oh fuck

Drosselmeyer wants to see Layton. dont let him brainwash ya!

-

“So this is the deathknell dungeon? Looks more like solitary confinement to me.”

considering the fact that she can see out the door, i doubt its solitary nick. solitary is a sealed box from hell.

-

Maya: you were just scared that nick would fuck up like always!! because he's an enormous fuck up haha!! Espella: i... no, i think he's really great

Phoenix: ...hey can i change assistants please

-

OH HO

CLIFF HANGER 

-

one does not simply

visit the storyteller

-

“come to think of it, during that parade, the storyteller did seem to be held in high esteem by all the townsfolk...”

guys have you not realized that youre literally meeting god yet???

ah see Layton’s got it

c’mon luke keep up

-

pfft they think Layton’s a hatter 

just wearing a tophat does not a hatter make 

-

ah the knights garrison

this is where Chucky stopped playing on his second third-space save 

I wonder why...

-

“And so the travellers finally arrived...”

yeah well first of all??? if you wanted me to get in there faster maybe dont make your door a fucking puzzle maybe 

fuck you old man you aint shit 

(btw i managed to solve it accidentally in the recommended 4 turns by pressing 3 random buttons and then realizing id somehow succeeded)

-

Storyteller: [farts suspiciously]

-

Storyteller: you guys are bad because you stopped me killing children

Layton: 

-

“OOPS”

DUFLUS SHFLS 

LUKE ITS OK 

I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH TO BE MAD

-

Espella: it’s true... that the towns folk look at me in a different way

well for one thing youre a different art style than most of them without being anything usually associated with said art style 

-

oh ok that i was not expecting 

she’s,,, jesus???

-

Maya spitting truths here 

-

wait hang on a second 

first of all– “the great witch is just a character of myth” yeah well EVERYONE is a character, Espella

also, she says she came to live with Patty 5 years ago... which is also what Phoenix and Maya said

when their memories all got altered to include phoenix and maya, does that mean they like, had a whole growing-up-together for five years roster of memories?

13 y/o Espella and Maya meeting, bonding over stuff, wondering why only Maya had to make bread and Espella didnt 

Phoenix–– hell, in the time frame, he’d be ‘Pheenie’ being their older brother. Acting like his 25 y/o self, or harkening back to those days and acting accordingly??

and how shitty it must’ve been when they realized none of it ever happened.

-

“Were these things... My memories?”

well probably not considering im pretty sure that tiny kid being flown over was you

-

i feel bad for nick’s... wherever is getting bitten, but this does lend credence to my headcanon that animals hate phoenix so 

also the inquisitor office theme needs to chill the fuck out

-

“Exactly what are you doing over there on all fours”

dont do that 

“He just sits back and lets his dog bite people, err... I mean, me”

he’s lucky nobody flips the fuck out and bites back. i suppose nobody would dare if they knew it was his dog, but still. not very responsible.

-

“Dr. Delduke” eh

well now

-

“He was no witch.” “Why?”

“HE was a man.”

( Welp, can’t argue with that. )

hey!!! equality to witches!! boys can be witches too!!

-

“Maya... can you get this mutt away from me? I can’t feel my leg.”

“Aww... So soon? I was hoping he’d use you as a blue chew toy just one more time.”

ok, seriously, what is UP with Maya? I can’t remember her ever being this violent in the original series. Like, she hit Nick over the head with the shichishito that one time, but she wasn’t constantly wishing harm on him??

-

as much as i appreciate seeing a tiny maya model i fucking hate the cloud puzzle fuck you for doubling up on it

-

oh i lucked into the answer awesome

this seems to be a running theme...

-

every time someone looks at the bell tower, they always comment on the bell never being heard. it must be foreshadowing.

-

wow Jean is very short

...also I'm calling it now, HE DID IT

-

hmm Greyerl’s voice actress is a little more noticeable than Luke’s...

also OH OK. the fucking bell tower just MANIFESTED OUT OF PURE FLAMES

THATS COOL

-

“He reacted in a moster peculiar way. Unlike others who saw it, he seemed unsettled, as if he was truly afraid of something” 

oh i dunno, maybe the DEMON BELL TOWER???

-

Maya: only YOU can fuck up that badly, nick!

ok... genuinely, utterly, seriously, why is Maya so malicious in this game? She does tease Nick a lot throughout the series, but its usually in a more playful or goofy manner. A lot of the things she says in this game seem sort of unnecessary or weirdly hurtful... especially since phoenix hasn’t done much to warrant any of them.

-

hmm

well, I know what happens to Maya

but what the hell is he doing to Nick?

also I do hope there’s a reeeeeaaaaally good reason for all this...

-

layton flings out his arm to shut luke up skdgkafajkf

-

wait why did the owl bring them that

-

“Luke, my boy... We have the need... to rent a steed.”

LAYTON

oh and they fucking did

-

“You think that’s bad? You should see Nick try and do the laundry– Now that’s a major blunder!”

see that seems a little more in character somehow

especially since its something that seems like he would fail at.

still, weirdly insult heavy...

-

hey hey 

100 coins

-

“in an alchemy sense”

shouldn’t that be an ‘alchemical’ sense?

-

“I guess you’re more suited to small, dark, damp places.”

is that a reference to the mushroom thing??

-

phoenix, in someone else’s abandoned basement: oh no their house plants are dying :( ill water them 

this man??? is pure??

-

“Well well well. If it isn't a well.”

NICK

-

“Come to think of it... I haven’t noticed any plumbing here in Laborynthia.”

HA 

I WAS RIGHT

THEY SHIT IN THE STREETS

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“As things stand, Mr. Wright is in serious danger!”

uh the story said Maya would die, not Phoenix. It said he’d be cursed, but Maya would be tried and burnt. You should probably be more worried about her...

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great witch: sup guys I'm gonna fuck shit up

game: the following is too horrifying to look directly at; here, have some shenanigans with Luke and that other bard Bardly was complaining about.

-

“Birdly”

fuck you perhaps

-

NO

WHY IS EMEER THERE

NOO

-

also hi Layton you’re looking a bit uh 

a bit 

...well this hardly makes any sense

doesn’t Layton appear not long after this? also, it’s easy enough to prove Maya’s not a witch; just hand her the staff and ask her to politely turn Layton back. 

that or just cry on him real quick; worked for Ash

-

bweuuuhhh dont cry luke pls

luuuuke

its ok luke magic isn’t real luke

...though from what I’ve heard of your universe, someone could have used Science to turn him into gold and that could be totally real so

just 

c’mon in for a hug lil guy

also see yuh all next time for part... four? i think?

[the-jaczac]

Just answer all the questions we have nothing left to lose it is the dawn of trump

this was a pleasant ask. thank you tho

Play any instruments?

Nope.

ω: Have you ever dyed your hair? If so, what color(s)?

I HAVENT

And i want to. I think i’m gonna dye it white.

yall should message me thoughts on that btw

△: Have you ever painted the walls of your room?

Nope. my rooms this pale blue and im just okay with it.

【・ヘ・?】: Ever tripped in front a bunch of people?

lmao yeah

＊: When was the last time you tied your hair up? (if your hair is long enough)

Alas, not long enough

旦: Last time you drove your car (if you can drive/have one)?

yesterday, going home from school

愛: Are you currently dating?

Nope

太: When it's New Year's, do you make New Year Resolutions and actually commit to them?

rarely, but yes

＠: Ever felt attracted to the opposite sex before?

yeah a lot

(｀▽´)Ψ: Did you used to play hide-and-seek when you were little inside stores?

yes!

(づ￣ ³￣)づ : Have you ever had to hug someone you didn't want to?

yeah lmao

空: Did you ever throw up after one roller coaster ride or a few?

Never! i’ve a really good stomach

☆: Have you ever played games such as 'Spin the Bottle'?

yep, played slap or kiss and nobody slapped me

⊙: Are you happy with where you are in life right now?

yeah!

ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ: Have you ever wanted to flip a table before? If so, why?

board games.

ピ: Did you like Pokemon as a child?

yes

(⌒.−): Are there times where you wish to go back in time and redo or fix something you regret?

please, of course there are. there’s always better ways to do situations,so naturally i think about it

♪: Do you find yourself singing or humming to yourself sometimes?

occasionally. i’m not much of a music person

: Ever wanted to learn a foreign language?

yes. many

(;° ロ°): Have you ever lost your wallet or purse?

YEP. lost it somewhere in texas once wtih like 100$ on it

ス: Have you ever swallowed gum?

too much 

♀: Tell me something that turns you on.

stretching

♂: Tell me something that turns you off.

foot

≋: Post a picture of yourself.

gimme a sec

⅚: Post the link if your current favorite song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTC7KyPMdEQ

ღ: Post a gif of what you're currently feeling right now.

((gonna not answer this b/c i dont wanna for some reason))

≘: Have you ever watched the sun rise?

yes! It was at camp, me and some friends got up early and climbed a mountain. it was beautiful

: Would you defend a friend if they were in danger?

yes

➍: Ever been to a concert? Was it fun?

no, actually, i haven’t

♛: Do you like group projects?

nooope. either i do everything or nothing and it sucks

高: How often do you use headphones/earbuds?

constantly. i don’t like speakers for most htings

ಲ: Headphones or earbuds?

headphones!

♞: Showers or baths?

showers

✗: Walks on the beach or in a forest?

beach

⊙﹏⊙: Which horror movie scared you the most? If any?

the ring. i watched it when i was like 12. bad idea

^∇^: Has your best friend ever made you angry?

i mean my best friend is my identical twin so... hell yes

（．＿．）: Do you think you are an awkward person?

to quote a fuckboy at my summer camp, “awkward is a state of mind”

but yeah i am

メ: Cupcakes or muffins?

cupcakes 

(●´∀｀●): Ponies or Horses?

ponies, i guess?

horses are weird

♯: Would you like to be able to fly?

i mean yeah

(ﾉ´▽｀)ﾉ: Ever done or considered to do drugs?

lmao yes

ℝ: What color shirt are you currently wearing?

black

Æ: What color underwear did you wear yesterday?

blue?? fuck if i know

: Have you ever flipped off someone?

yes

♬: Cats or dogs?

doggs

礼: Would you swim in the lake or ocean?

if i had to choose, ocean. 

の: Chocolate or Vanilla?

chocolate probably

◐: Have you ever seen a meteor shower?

nope

ᄇ: Have you ever broken a bone?

not really. alex dropped a table on my foot once and cracked a bone slightly, but nothing more

었: Any tattoos?

nope

싫: Any piercings?

nope

ℨ: If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?

vancouver or houston. or the petra

Σ: Have you ever farted in public before?

lmao? yes

ℋ: Tell us a recent awkward moment you had.

ill pass lmao

♔: Know the Duck Song? The Llama Song? Banana Phone?

the fuck is this ask

۞: What shows did you watch when you were a child?

few. i didnt watch all that much tv. probably just disney blather

▼: Could you live without the internet?

yes, but it would suck

Д: Strangest food you've eaten?

fermented bean sushi. it was... not good

까: Cookies or brownies?

brownies!

[fandomweary]

Had to unfollow a good blog today... please dont say that its okay to ship pedophilia (I mean actual creepy gross stuff like the b//ck bu//er crew, or like even vic//u/io is creepy let's be real he's 27 and the other is 14-15 during the time he was introduced and almost 16 by the end still kind of yuck even as a 20 year old I think 15/16/17 year olds are gross and cringey) and incest (just no what the fuck? It's just creepy that its approved of in any manner) as long as it's fiction. And yeah nobody is getting hurt irl by fiction, it's still a toxic/gross mindset to just have to think it's okay. Yes, people can do what they want (within reason) but I just don't find people who think like this mentally sound idk. That being said, I don't go out of my way to be an asshole and I stay in my own lane and post to my blog about it and brood about quietly.(btw if this doesn't make much sense it's because my brain is just farting this out)

[pyronicmessiah]

Yall SORRY i dont support jschlatt anymore but i need smt to post so heres fanart of ghost jschlatt or whatver the fruck that i drew