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[shaykai]

Sceleritas Fel Disapproves (of any significant others Durge decides to have)

[venusmage]

🩸first blood 🩸

[croquettish]

inspo!

[shandzii]

Bhaalin icon commissions for @dead-and-redblog

[vialae]

save me little low res scelertias fel excited to see durge come home

[mirrorhouse]

Master, I am a professional. I've seen the two of you together. Every one of your darkest desires craves him.

[kawareo]

Sceleritas wants a different job

Twitter version :)

[duskfel]

Happy birthday to the most boy of all time

[nasykuching]

[JoongDok & フェルムコ]

My fav families

[cultleadur]

"Was I sweet once?"

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Was thinking about how Sceleritas says the butlers exist to provide assistance to Bhaalspawn...

Made me wonder when Durge would've met him for the first time, and I came up with this. Can't have young master starving to death!!!!

(No wonder why he loves the owlbear cub so much.)

[alenkosx]

You like him for more than his looks, but he will never believe that.

[shaykai]

Spreading Withers and Sceleritas fight over custody of Durge propaganda (as in Sceleritas keeps picking fights with him)

[backonrepeat]

Given how Sceleritas Fel prompts Durge to kill their lover in the game, most posts and fics I've read feature him being against Durge getting involved with Gortash, romantic or otherwise, because they need to focus on their mission. Totally makes sense, probably what happened given what we see in game.

But. What about wingman Sceleritas Fel? Just for the hilarity of it all. Maybe he deems the Chosen of Bane worthy enough of his master's attention, maybe he just views the whole thing as a chance to further enhance Bhaal's power. In any case he's determined to help his master bang Gortash, cue murderous socially stunted Durge taking romantic advice from their psycho, even more socially maladjusted butler in order to seduce Gortash.

"You should shower in some blood before meeting with Lord Gortash, dear master, it does wonders for your skin and brings out your eyes"

"Why, yes, I do think Bane's chosen will appreciate your thoughtful gift, my dark master. Nothing quite says romance like a dozen bloody hearts in a box"

"I'm sure Lord Gortash enjoyed your date together, oh vile master, who doesn't love a bit of ritualistic slaughter? Why, the way you disemboweled your last victim was simply sublime! If that didn't prompt him to make a move it may just be he's a bit of a prude..."

[wi1dshxpe]

i really enjoy the idea that normal friendships/relationships are so foreign to durge and enver that they would come up with any excuse to see each other. like it takes five meetings to make plans for a small scale heist and half of them are over mimosas. the entire plot of bg3 sprung from durge being like “damn what will please dad and let me hang out with enver”

[chronurgy]

I'd been thinking Sceleritas Fel sounded like it was from Latin and boy was I right. Sceleritas apparently variously translates as "crime" or "wickedness/criminality" while Fel is related to the gall bladder and often translates as "gall" or "bile". His name is literally Nasty Crime Boy

[cheekylittlepupp]

“No loitering, no lollygagging, and no trespassing”

I love sceleritas sm lol