#i found this on lemmy

[strangecollectionkitty]

[starfleetwitch]

[rxg1nald]

ok

[thekoopalingsandstuffs]

This is basically just Bowser Jr--

[noxchievous]

back at it again w more Pearl. this time her first form. I wanted to give her those little joint lines that Amethyst had in the movie, so I did !! but I made them look more like doll joints because aesthetic and the whole "pearls are objects to be admired" thing.

[fizzy-sodacan]

When you let the goat on tumblr for two fucking seconds and the first thing he does is go look at images of his husband-

[axewchao]

How did Ludwig react when he saw MarioPrincess!Dalle for the first time ever?

I'm not sure at the moment, but based on my Lud's background, I think it'd have to depend on when and how he meets her.

If it's at some kind of gala, he'd be indifferent at best or try to avoid talking to her at worst. He's not a fan of fancy parties/social gatherings due to it reminding him of his upbringing. Hell, the only reason he still attends them after ending up in Bowser's care is because he wants to keep an eye on Lemmy. Maybe he'll talk to Royal!Dallie and hit it off, but there's a high chance he won't.

If it's on the street, her lack of a crown and formal clothing (she'd wanna go casual when out on the town) may lead to him mistaking her for a normal, non-blueblooded person. Once again, he's indifferent at best, and will answer whatever questions she asks, but unless they hit it off right away, he'll just carry on and forget about her if he doesn't see her for about a week. Though it'd be pretty hilarious for him to later realize that the purple-haired chick he met in the shopping district was actually a princess :3c

If through some weird act of fate he meets her in her own kingdom, this is the two's best chance to form a friendship. Dallie would be delighted to meet someone new, and Lud's intrigue in the strange yet dangerous kingdom he's found himself in would be enough to keep his attention on the girl that will one day rule it.

As you can see in all three scenarios, no romance has blossomed right away. It'll take time, and it's not guaranteed, but I'm sure Lud would love to have a decent friend regardless. owo)b

[pika-blur]

getting better at offsetting into fever i think

[crescentmp3]

my relatives should stop walking in on me headbanging while listening to metal

[strangecollectionkitty]

[salamifuposey]

*people pretending to be shocked* ppfpfp

anyways Daisuki is Garter but I actually wanted to make that somewhat obvious in the plot - even going as far as having Daisuki nibbling a hamburger in the story, but me having already foreshadowed it with a previous “Garter eating the burgs” drawing <3

[cats-thoughts]

listening to nostalgic OMFG songs from 5 years ago to try and fight the screensaver mode that's threatening to take over my mind (the very first verses of Dream Sweet in Sea Major but fading in and out of static while I stare blankly at my surroundings and daydream)

[spiritsonic]

Alright, lemmie ask about the girl on the wheelchair

Can she make cool skateboard tricks on it?

I found this doodle while I was prepping for the stream

Can she do tricks? Absolutely. Should she? That's another question.

[yourdakg]

Donation Found 2!

It took a little while longer than expected, but we finally found an appropriate donor for Brick! Brick was in desperate need of a donation. As the owner of a high quality gym and something of a fitness influencer, he was catching a lot of shit for not showing any empathy to his clientele or, in general, people who weren't in peak condition.

Maybe that's what scared some donors off, the sheer ego of having to maintain a physique like Brick's. But, by God, he paid the $325,000 to get his new body. Did he read the contract? No. But he insisted the customer is always right and he demanded action from the team at Turnaround Technologies.

Not that he could help how he looked, he was always athletic as a kid. Football, wrestling, water polo, gymnastics. He hit the weights hard as soon as high school started. And now he's a fitness enthusiast's wet dream. Let's remind everyone where Brick is starting this journey:

But thankfully we were able to find someone who fit the bill for Brick. This is someone who has the ego, the drive, and... honestly, a lot of the same toxic masculinity that Brick has. Just in a different form. So honestly it's a perfect match. Which we were relieved to find. After all, Brick doesn't fully understand the permanence of this yet. So let's take a look at our donor plate:

Meet Lemmy Chungus. A man who is almost permanently online, a moderator for the r/gayincel subreddit, a prolific user of 4chan, and a man with a subscription to 12 OnlyFans pages and PornHub Premium. He has an interesting take on why this exchange should work.

Donor Statement: This world has winners and losers. I am naturally born to be a dominant male, and it's becoming clear to me that Brick doesn't understand the role he is supposed to have. It's not fair that some buff fuckboy was deprived of the body he needs to match his true, inner self. It's obvious he wants this, so let's seal the deal and make this exhange.

I have to admit, we hear at Turnaround hadn't thought about it like that, adjusting two men into their, perhaps, more honest selves. It really is a public service. Both subjects are being stripped down, injected with serum, and placed in their uniforms as our technicians prepare the chambers.

Just prior to taking Brick's final "before" photo, he was informed that the contract had been signed, this medicine injected, and that his fate was sealed. Of course, we expected him to fight us a bit when told it was one way, one trip per lifetime, and permanent. Instead we were shocked that the young man started to cry.

Patient Statement: What do you mean permanent? What do you mean *sniff* 'new lot in life'? I don't understand why you're taking my designer underwear. I'll never wear it again? Wh-why not? I'll be fit again! What do you mean role adjustment? Huh? I dunno what a gaycel is. I don't spend a lot of time on the Internet. Whadda ya mean that's gonna be most of what I do now? *Sniffsob* I'm still an alpha. I *sniff* wanna change my mind. I don't understand. This body isn't legally mine anymore? I'm *sniff* I'll be a good boy, please!

So docile! He's really sliding into his new role quite well, and we're all very pleased. Brick was injected again when he saw the donor body, and his eyes almost went cross from shock. There will be a stiff financial penalty for requiring several staff members dragging his muscular body to the chamber.

The process was a difficult one. As the waves started to swing back and forth, Brick was grabbing his dick and squeezing his own pectorals as if to hold onto them. The beams and serums and molecule destabilization took days. It's like his body didn't want to assume a new role. But we held out hope that eventually the assault of our technology and pharmacology would win out and he would be shoved, unalterably, into his new body. So I'm happy to report the following:

As you can see, both men are now secured in their new bodies, roles, and lifestyles.

Patient Report: Ohhh God. It's hard to move, it's hard to move. I heard some fat guys had power, but he's... got none. I have none. Oh fuck. I'll get back in the gym and... look at him. What a slut, strutting around in that thong with a muscled up ass. Like he's some hotshot. He's not! Why does it make me so angry???

Donor Report: Chances are there a lot of other losers out there who have hot, buff bodies. Cute faces. Huge dicks. Guys who look like they should be on top, but know they're a beta bitch at heart. Stop being selfish. Ask for a donation today and let the real alphas assume their natural position.

[rzyraffek]

Omg tysm! The last request was very cute. :3 I have ONE MORE.slashers at a pool party ★ ★ for like, summer lol lol

Also, I really luv your blog, its so cute :33

Omg yay summer themed headcanons! Sadly it's cold today but I will try to get into mood😍

Sfw, they/them

Summer(mostly pool and swiming) with slashers!!

Billy Lenz

Buy god damn SUNSCREAM he will be red after 10minutes of hanging out outsite

The sun is a deadly laser

Pretends he is a shark and attacks their legs when underwater

Also loves to splash and do waves

spooked of hairdryer and comb, he rather look like wet rat

Begs them to buy those funny shaped rubber things that you can lay on (guys I have no clue how those are called so I iwol just put photo at the end of fic if you are confused

Micheal Myers

...

Hm no

No i dont think i will

The closest he ever been to big body of water was when he was drowning somone

I doubt he can swim, so even if he would appear in pool he would just walk on bottom, hhh goofy

Hates wet cothes

And sun

And hot temperatures

Brahms Heelshire

Hhehe water

This guy won't swim, he will just lay/sit in water

Guy looks like dead body lol he just... lays there?

But when s/o gets near he will jump attack them, also.... nice outfit s/o

He is definitely type of guy who loves summer

Will forgot sunscreen and turn into tomato soup

Yautja

Purr hot weather he like

I swear s/o jumped into water for fun and this guy had the biggest heart attack of century "AAA MATE WHY DID OU JUMP!! WHO KNOWS IF ITS SAFE??? WHO KNOWS MAYBE WATER IS TOXIC?? DONT DO THAT!" he also jumped right after them lol

After making sure that, no yaujta water isn't poisonous and yes s/o can swim

Probably he can easly stand on bottom and still have (at least) his chest above water level

Also will pick s/o up while they are mid-swim like' a fish👹 and later throws them back in water ya go

Asa Emory

Will just vibe at shore, sunbathing

Yeah your doing great love, nice swimming... now lemmie just lay down and zzz

Acts like that one mom on beach that never enters water and just doest really care

Yeah yeah just dont drown and do no splash me, if you splash me im going to take your PlayStaton4 privileges

A mimir

Also while yall go next to pool he is 100% throwing them in

Jason

😰

Eeh you sure about that?? Water

He will stick to shallow part of pool

Going to be worried about s/o especially if they do some epic tricks. Yeah that's cool that you can do a flip in water but pls it's scary :(

He enjoys doing lil splashes and just picking them up

Pls hold his hand

Eddie gluskin

Oh my love nice outfit you got

Huh me? Water? Aw don't be silly honey

He will just stick to sitting on edge of pool and watching them swim, do not splash him!! His outfit is too pretty >:( grr

If s/o pushes him into water he will litteraly try to drown them (in wacky way)

Hush

He is the one inviting them! He found some random lake in middle of knowhere lol

Will probably do some dumb contest 'yo swims there the fastest gets a free kiss🤭' *points at other shore 5km away*

Will pick them up underwater and be like "haha look what cool fish I found i Will totaly make dinner out of you" drags out of lake and tickles or something idk hes weird

Also im writing this right before the most important exam of this month cuz if I wont pass it I wont pass this year🥳🤪 wish me luck, chemisty sucks

thats the billy lenz thing i was talking about.

[doorknobinmyayuss]

Skipping work huskerdust

Angel: ugh fuck it’s Val… he wants me to come into work early…

Husk: don’t worry baby I got this

-Later-

Katie killjoy: Breaking news! 😃 Valentino found brutally beaten in a back alley. Valentino has stated that he will not be pressing charges and will be taking the next month off work like the little BITCH he is! No news on the possible suspects yet.

Husk: *Grumbling to himself*

Angel: what’s wrong kitty?

Husk: Alastor wants me to follow him on one of his “outings” it’s just alota work… and corpses

Angel: oh! OH! I Can fix that!!! *runs off* OH MISTER CREEPY FACEEEEE~~~ LEMMIE COME WITH YOU GUYS!

Alastor: 😀 no.

Angel: where husky goes I go…. 😘 And I plan on going down ██ with my ████ █ and you are gonna █████ on a Wednesday ██ and fleece ███ at Disneyland while I █████ you ██████ ██ ███ █.

Alastor: 🙂 keep him. *disappears into the shadows*