#jason vorhees headcanon

[slasherwife]

Slashers reaction when their s/o catches them without mask for the first time? Pls and thank you!

s/o catches their slashers without a mask

awww yes!! i must give happy endings to all of these 😭🫶

warnings: extra short bc daddy bo doesn’t wear a mask 🥲💗

thomas hewitt:

He feels guilty

He wasn’t careful and now he’s scarred you from letting you see his scarred face. He’s ashamed he couldn’t keep you from himself 😭❤️‍🩹

And in a way it feels invasive. He feels like he’s been seen naked, and he quickly looks away with the feeling of embarrassment and shame fills him💔

He goes to leave, quickly entering the bathroom and shuts the door behind him.

after about a minute of refusing to look at himself in the mirror, he hears gentle breath coming from the other side of the oak wood door.

his better half, asking if he’s okay. that it looked like he saw a ghost, and then laughing. then telling him that you miss him. and that, “by the way, you’re beautiful.”

he starts to cry, smiling, and looks into the mirror at the face that they said was beautiful. 💗💗

jason vorhees:

jason isn’t really self aware like thomas is. he isn’t one to worry about what he looks like anymore 🤗

i mean, he does worry that you won’t find him attractive, but it’s not to the point where he will refuse to ever let you see him with his mask off!

the first time was when he was down by the lake, sitting down washing a trap that had flesh still inside, minding his own💞 he had taken off his mask to breathe freely the lake air.

he had thought you’d been asleep for a long time, inside the cabin. and he had been so threaded in his thoughts that he didn’t hear the door open.

“hi jason” your voice rang out sweetly, slightly caught off guard because his mask was off but nontheless wanting to greet him🫶

he says nothing (obv), but instead of giving you his long soft glance like he usually does, he looks away, and down, almost trying to hide his face as he grows stiff

you grow slightly deflated, but your love for him seems to intensify, and you can’t stop the words before they come out, “you have beautiful eyes.”

jason’s eyes flicker to you, then back to the ground, then pats the ground beside him for you to keep him company 💕💕🥺

michael myers:

this guy is the literally opposite of thomas he does not care at all😭 he is literally so not self aware at all

he likes his mask but sometimes the thing gets real smelly so he has to throw it in dishsoap water yk 🥲

then you come around the corner he’s like “oh hey y/n” literally nothing off about what’s being seen atm 😃😂💞

you TRY to play it cool but at the same time you’re like fangirling over seeing your hot smexy murderer husband without a mask for the first time 💕😇

but at the same time like he probably sleeps without the mask on so i’m assuming y’all sleep separate until now 🥲

if not then you see it so early into the relationship like it’ll be no big deal 😇💕

bo sinclair:

boy doesn’t wear a mask, his face is too hot and sexy to be contained 😍

vincent sinclair:

absolutely horrified. he doesn’t even like being alone without his mask on that much.

has literally considered waxing the actual mask to his face permanently😕❤️‍🩹

he just was repairing it— he got too close to a radiator on accident and needed to repair it. then his baby walked in🥺

hears the door open and IMMEDIATELY flinches away. he knows you caught a glimpse, and he’s terrified, and mortified.

he’s breathing deeply, frozen, stiff, like one of his sculptures. you on the other hand are concerned. 🥹

“darl? is everything okay my love?” you call out softly, so not to startle him💞 he doesn’t answer, and doesn’t move.

“i went looking for some petrol, i knew you wanted some for your art. it’s in the shed.” he noticed that you never called his statues “sculptures” or “wax dolls” like bo always did. you called them “art” 💝💞

“honey you don’t have to hide from me. i will always respect your privacy, i will never ask you to show me your face. but you will never have to hide from me because i love all of you.” 🥹💗

you say this to him and he softens like the wax on his mask. it was within the next few days that he’d rather throw it into the fire than melt it into his skin forever 💞💞

[rzyraffek]

Could you do headcannons where they shower/bath together but it's fluff??

Fluffy? Bathing fluffy? With THEM? Goodluck, but it sounds fun enough to write🥰 you didnt mension what slashers should I put in so imma go with who I think would fit in this headcanons

They/them, mostly sfs, Request open

Bathing with slashers headcanons

Vincent Sinclair

Will get flustered 100% but he won't even think about doing anything sexual

He will be soo anxious he will ask about everything! 'Is it okay if he touches s/o hair, can he massage them??? Can he go near them'

If s/o washes his hair or massages him he will probably fall asleep

Tbh s/o needs to gain a lot of trust if he even lets them enter bathroom when he is without mask. So don't even stare at his face for too long he will get insecure

Billy Lenz

Surprised hes in bath with somone and its fluffy? Me too

But imagine

This guy will forgor about all his nasty thoughts as soon as he sees bubbles in bath, or bath bombs or any kind of water decoration

He will check is water tastes difrenlty after bath bomb

Will ask nicley for second and third bathbomb

Will splash them and declare bath war

Litteraly hes going to lay on top of them and relax

Also if they wash his hair he will hiss

Spooked of loud shower noises

Brahms Heelshire

Oh a bath? With them? Oh my how splendid

Wanna remind yall that Brahms is british

Hes gonna be all nice 🥰 if s/o promises him reward afterwards of course

He gonna look like wet dog, and he will stare into their soul

He will literally toss them into bathtub tbh. Why he has to be only one feeling like cat in puddle

Will splash playfully. And look where he shouldn't look at

This devil loves laying in chilly water😔

Also it sounds weird but pls help him shave he never did that and he looks bab

Asa Emory

Goodluck this guy bathes in water that hot theres steam around bathtub

Maybe he's just burning his skin on purpose?? Incase there was anybugs on him?? Or maybe he just likes feeling of his homeland, hell

He falls asleep in there, no matter if s/o is there or nah

But he will cuddle, ah wet cuddles yay. Tbh its rare for him to cuddle so ig he just needs hot atmosphere (litteraly)

Some bugs only mate in hot weathers anyway

Will take good care of them. Wash their hair, take out all creams and gels they use in their normal skin routine.

Jason Voorhees

You either have to have huge bathtub or lay on him for whole proces

He gonna be so nervous, he doesnt want them to get spooked by his face

Hes also terrified of water so s/o has to give him a lot of support and understanding so he can warm up to the idea of being in huge box filled with water

Will do lil splashy to cope

Water will be soso dirty afterwards, this guy was soso dirty he almost shines now

[thestarfishinjootsoffice]

May I ask you to do slashers ( Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Thomas Hewitt, Sinclair brothers.) With s/o that has a little black kitten that is really sweet and cuddly ❤️. I'm sorry for bad English it's not my first language 😅

It's been 7 weeks 15+ months and three days

I'm sorry anon but this just turned out with the slashers with a black kitten, i didn't include much reader I'm so sorry 😭

S/O has black cuddly kitten!

Featuring: Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Thomas Hewitt and sinclair brothers!

Michael Myers 🔪

Michael Obviously wasn't a big fan of it at first. He doesn't mind the cat itself. No he thought it was cute, the black fur made it look mysterious and cool but it was really affectionate, and he was lowkey worried he will accidentally step on it and kill it by accident and you'll get sad Or angry or whatever those human emotions you'll go through.

He couldn't do anything to it either, he tried to avoid it as much as he could but he could only do so much against a furry creature with a keen sense of smell. And then he had no choice but to accept that a small kitten was playing around his lap and pockets. He immediately grabbed it by its entire body and placed it firmly on the spot next to him when he heard you coming.

Did that stop the kitten? No, it immediately went back to trying to play on his lap.

He sometimes stares at both you and the tiny cat play together. Lifting it up by its armpits and holding the animal close to your face as it licks your nose and you laugh sweetly. Michael decided to have a staring contest with the cat and glare at it later that night,And he lost when your baby started licking his face too.

Now he doesn't have the energy to gaf when your furry child latches itself to michel and sniff and mess with his clothes affectionately. Ig it was a nice backup company when you were gone.

Jason Voorhees 🪓

He doesn't even know how such a small cute animal like that can survive in a place where he lives.

Honestly he was scared of it at first. Similar to Michael he was scared he was gonna accidentally hurt it. And he may or may not have heard of those superstitions of black cats bringing bad luck, he tried his best to avoid it but the sheer power of a kitten's love and beauty is far too much for even a 6'5 huge bulky killing machine to resist.

It started when you went out one day for necessities Jason gets kinda sad and depressed but then your little cutie came and rubbed it's face into Jason's pants, looking for his attention and then bam. You come home to find the both of them running around the campus. (Ur kitten was jumping around and you almost died.)

The cat will soon take after the characteristics of his 'father'. Both are intently looking at you while following you wherever you go and you don't really know what to do. (Insert Jason and a black kitty with it's tail moving slowly from side to side while both are staring at you.)

He definitely likes playing with the musty overcooked puss but gets embarrassed when you find them and if you start teasing him. It's not like you're insulting him but he doesn't want you to view him as someone who is overly soft and maybe "unmanly".

He gets jealous (jealous?) When he sees the both of you together... Without him!? He's stomping towards you guys and then stares at both of you.

Will literally get so angry or panic or maybe both if a victim had discovered either of you. Makes it his goal to turn that person into nothing but chunky messy pieces of bloody meat if it even dares tries contact with you two.

There will be no harm guaranteed with Jason by you and your kitty's side.

Thomas hewitt ⛓️

Fell in love with your baby kitten at first sight, Literally!

He's a busy man but loves spending free time with you and your four legged sweetie even if he's tired. He melts into a blob of hot glue when he's chopping up victims and it climbs from his back to his shoulders and just rests and Or spends the entire time with him.

We all know Thomas is warm, so that hairy coal dusted meow meow will soon eventually fall asleep on Thomas, and it's the most heartwarming and cutest thing when you see the love of your life with your smol ass child on the palm of his hands like a little sushi roll and sleeping peacefully.

You will also commonly find Thomas and the cat together in bed during nighttime, they are best friends now.

He just looks at the cat while it's nuzzling up to him and wonders 'how can such a small thing live?'

We all know hoyt is a bastard and WILL try to mess with your dark choco pussycat but Thomas and Luda mae are in the dark corner with white glowing pupils. (Plus you running towards him straight with a pan.) Your kitty doesn't see anything wrong though, such a sweet one.

He loves how cuddly your cat is, it's the perfect solution when the family starts getting stressed. One little paw on any limb and it'll instantly lighten the mood.

He wishes he can spend more time with you and your newly adopted child but business is business but the time will come where you can all act like one small but big family<3.

Sinclair brothers 🕯

Bo despised it at first. Like really. He already has one mutt to take care of (not rlly) and now there's a fucking cat in the house? He wanted to avoid it as much as possible but the fact it just followed him no matter where he went both annoyed him and flattered him. He decides to sit down and the coca cola flavoured kitten child decides to sit with him too? And have the audacity to lick his clothes??? Well it's not that bad... Still, he picked it up and dropped it where you were and the vantablack, wormhole, monstrous shadow king of the land of darkness turns around and meows at him. Bo quickly left after that. He's a prick sometimes and messes with the kitty like holding it by it's collar but all it does is meow, lick, purr and hug his arm or bury its face into Bo's clothes and what can he even do anyways. After a while he started to not mind, actually loves it. But he will deny to no end if you ask him if he does though. But you saw how he and the cat fell asleep on top of each other one night. And that's more than enough for an answer.

Vincent thinks it's adorable, he's wondered how having a cat would be like for quite a while and safe to say he's not disappointed. It's nice to have a warm fuzzy little thing playing around him when he's painting, it would've been perfect if you were there and leaned against him. He's honestly pretty surprised the poosay actually wants to hang out around him, the place he's in is really warm 24/7 and he doesn't expect an animal to like it. The power of love is indeed strong. Coming to your boyfriend's room and finding him in his bed with your kitten just chilling around is probably hot and cute. Absolutely handles your fluffy ball of black fur child with a loving and gentle care and you often see vincent trying to make Jonesy and the cat get familiar with each other. I can see him getting along pretty well with animals? It's a lottery since your cat likes to get touchy. Likes painting the black fusty and damp blop of flesh, just waving the paintbrush around while your baby tries ro catch it is just *sobs*. black kitties are aesthetic and he knows it. Bro 100% falls in love again when he sees you with the burnt living food, it's in his mind rent free forever now.

Lester loves it, he already has a dog he takes care of and now there's a cat!? Sign him up! It takes a little while getting used to for Lester, having a cat is nothing like having a dog. He's used to the sheer power of a toddler sized pitbull lunging towards him (playfully) but now he has a tea cup sized baby cat that you can crush with 5% of power climbing up his pants? Damn this was better than he expected. He always heard some people say cats are the equivalent of evil and he was prepared for its attacks but now those people are mute to him. He didn't bring the fetus that close to Jonesy because what if she eats it (jonesy wouldn't do that). Honestly lester is just having the time of his life with two dawgs and you find them on all ground after maybe 1 hour sleeping peacefully and you joined them too cause you ain't missing out on something like that. Sometimes he forgets that it's weaker and more fragile than jonesy and uses more strength than needed when playing with the kit, your little baby just thinks it's extra strong love though<3.

[ghostgirl101]

Can I get head cannons for Jason Voorhees, Candyman, Bubba Sawyer and Billy Lenz giving their s/o a hug and their S/o just starts crying because they’ve never really gotten physical affection before? Thank you <3

^ Prompt Headcanons; The Slashers ^

A/N: Sure, I haven't written for many slashers yet 🙃 enjoy reading, and thanks for the request.

Jason Vorhees:

💧• Jason totally understands why you're crying once you tell him, though when he tries to hug you and you start crying, he'll jump off you, thinking he went too far or you're hurt.

💧• But once you let him know that's it not that, you just aren't used to such a protective love that he shows you, he's probably crying behind his mask too. Deep down, he's a softie who loves his mother and you, and since his mother was the only person who really ever loved him before you, he gets it.

💧• It won't stop him from hugging you though, because now you've been introduced to love and affection, you need to get used to it, and he'll help with that 🥲

Bubba Sawyer:

🪚• Poor boy's gonna panic and go running for help because he assumes you're hurt or he's upset you somehow, and takes a lot of convincing and turning around and around to show that you're not hurt anywhere and that he did nothing wrong.

🪚• Once he understands that you're just not used to the affection and love, he's baffled, because how could nobody have given you a hug or shown you love before him?! It's impossible!

🪚• If you're sure you're okay with it, he'll give you loads more bear hugs and love from now on, but it hurts him to see you cry, and he'll do anything to stop it 🥺

Candyman:

🐝• A complete gentleman that immediately gets off you, thinking he's pushed a boundary. When you shake your head and tell him that's not it, he'll think that maybe you're hurt? Wait, you're hurt?! Who hurt you??

🐝• He might feel like crying a bit when you tell him that you're not upset, but this whole feeling is completely new to you and you've never had it before. And is also in utter disbelief in the fact that you, you, have never had anyone love you like this? Not even close?? How?!

🐝• Needless to say, it only encourages him to be more doting and loving on you, because you deserve it. I believe that he's such a gentle and protective partner, and if affection is what you've been deprived of, it's what you'll get.

BILLY LENZ:

🎄• Boy's so confused at first, and might panic a bit. Why are you crying? What's happening? It might drive him a bit mad, so you'll need to calm him down and explain in very simple terms that they're happy tears, and you just aren't used to the extremely suffocating affection he gives you.

🎄• Once Billy understands, he'll hug you tighter and coo at you, thinking it's cute. Prepare for the weird and random baby names and grabby hands squeezing whatever flesh he can get his hands on.

🎄• Cus, I mean, this is Billy, so the cuteness will only last so long before he's rubbing up against you 🙄

[creativebeansofchaos]

Slasher headcanons 8

When a victim/Someone flirts with Y/n

Jason Voorhees

- Jason is not the jealous type but he is the self loathing type. When he sees some one flirting with his S/O. He can’t help but think that you would be happier with some on better someone who could go out into the world with you no having to hide his face. So he will start pushing you away avoiding you until you have to go seek him out your self. Comforting him reminding him that you want to be with him.

Ghostface

- Billy being the way he is he does not get jealous he just gets angry. No one is good enough for you but him ( and maybe Stu) so why would they insult you and by extension him by even insinuating that they are good enough for you. So he will drag you away flipping off the other person in the process. 

-Stu the moment that he sees someone flirting with you will become very touchy (more so then normal) holding you in his arms leaving kisses on your neck, ears and shoulders. Acting oblivious to how uncomfortable he has made the person who was trying to flirt with you. 

- Together imagine a mix or the two they will play off the others energy both becoming very touchy and rather aggressive towards the person who DARE flirt with you. 

Vincent Sinclair

- Like Jason he will begin to spiral into self loathing state were he will not longer be able to do any of his art work without hating everything he did. But unlike Jason he will seek out you affection becoming touchy and cuddly scared to be away from you incase you find someone else.

Bubba Sawyer/ Thomas Hewitt

- Bubba is a mix of Jason and Vincent because first he will shut him self up in the basement avoiding you thinking that it would be better if you found someone else but when you reassure him that he is the only one you want he becomes a total cuddle bear. Holding you close to him for hours just basking in the love you provide him. 

Brahms Heelshire

- this man gets jealous more then any other slasher. You could be watching a movie with a character you find attractive and if Brahms sees you looking at someone else too long be ready for a huge temper tantrum were rooms are trashed and him hiding in the walls for days at a time. Not being able to leave the house means that there are very little people who will flirt with you. Other then maybe the grocery boy (who changes far more often then needed because non of them stick around long.)

Predator

- He does not get jealous but yautja are naturally very possessive and territorial creatures so he will chase off the person flirting with you because they are not worthy pray. Then he will pick you up and throw you over his shoulder bringing you back to your room. So that he can mark you with his sent because evidently he didn’t do it good enough last time. 

[burts-baked-bees]

I had a dream last night that I helped Jason gather firewood before sitting with him by a fire and just vibing.

So naturally I HAD to draw the visual my brain gifted me last night.

*CLICK FOR BETTER QUALITY*

[yourlocalcryingcryptid]

Slasher Showdown

An early gift for my festive fuckers ❤🖤

[bella-goths-wife]

Slashers with an S/O who has anger issues

Michael Myers

Michael struggles with any type of emotion

He doesn’t understand any of them

But anger is one of the emotions he can relate too

He won’t understand you at all but he’ll somehow relate to you

He’ll still be himself though

He won’t go out of his way to accommodate your temper

He sees it this way:

What can you do about it? Your tiny to him, he could snap your neck as soon as look at you

He’ll still be his somehow silently sarcastic self

It’ll make you want to kill him

Especially if it’s something to do with him dragging in mud and blood on the carpet when he gets home from a kill

Bo Sinclair

Your practically the same person in terms of tempers

While he’s more outwardly angry with yelling all the time

Your more of a silently scratch the table while counting in your head

Unlike Bo you actually attempt to get your temper under control

You worried that your temper would stop Vincent and Lester from becoming more comfortable around you

So you went to anger management and it works for the most part

Until Bo starts yelling and having a temper tantrum

What Bo doesn’t realise is that any bad energy he gives you, you’ll give it back tenfold

So when he starts yelling at you, you yell back louder

And it turns into a screaming match

Everyone in the house knows to leave you to it because getting in the middle of it could cause them to get their head bitten off

Depending on the type of argument, it’ll most likely end up sorting itself out in the bedroom

Or with you giving Bo the silent treatment and withholding sex until he begs for your forgiveness

Vincent Sinclair

If he hears you getting angry, he’ll freeze like a deer in headlights

He hates yelling because of his brother and that causes him to hate when your angry

You never yell at Vincent but if your getting frustrated at something or Bo is being a dick, you tend to yell at random objects

You’ll try everything to manager your temper and once you get into a relationship with h Vincent, you decided that it’s time for you to go to therapy and find the root of you anger

You did this to avoid the relationship between the two of you becoming toxic

You found out that your temper was actually a result of built up pressure from your parents to look after your younger siblings and get a job young to pay rent

To help with your temper, Vincent will make wax figures that look like people who frustrate you and let’s you destroy them in a therapeutic practice

Your really grateful to Vincent for all of his support and help

So grateful in fact that you don’t notice that the wax figures of your frustrating coworkers look very lifelike, almost as if they were real…

Thomas Hewitt

Poor baby just wants to help you

Thomas knows that you don’t want to get angry and you don’t want to lash out

So he’ll do Anything he can to avoid something frustrating you

He doesn’t realise this comes off as him babying you

So every time he moves a stack of plates from your hands or cuts up tough meat for you at dinner time, you close your eyes and count to ten

You know he’s only trying to help but it makes you feel pathetic and small

And it doesn’t help his family, mainly Hoyt, love to tease you about it

They’ll baby talk to you and call you childish

At some point you just snap, you send Thomas outside for a bit with Luda may to distract him

And while he’s gone you go apeshit on Hoyt

You read him to filth

You call him every name in the book and all while gripping his arms and digging your purposely overgrown nails in

When Thomas comes back you calmly explain why you feel like he’s babying you

He won’t understand until you get Luda may to help you explain

He does try to change his behaviour and you too get back to a loving relationship all while Thomas wonders why Hoyt’s been so quiet lately?

Asa Emory

You are absolutely feral

When he kidnapped you he expected you to be quite docile because of your size being smaller than others he’s taken

But no

You wake up in a box and somehow break through the wooden one he’d given you?

Your seething when he enters the room

You call him every name in the book and he just stands there in shock

He makes it his personal mission to train the anger out of you

And it doesn’t work

But it helps you develop romantic feelings for him and him you

Your still feral and you seem more like a pet than a Partner at some points because of your ability to have the anger and ferocity or a rabid dog

Tiffany valentine

When your angry, which is most of the time, you bawl your eyes out

It’s actually a trauma response you developed after your parents emotionally neglected you

So you try to manager your anger but if the world just feels like being an asshole and gives you a really shitty day your temper acts up

You yell and scream at nothing all while your crying a river

Tiffany dated Chucky so she kinda has experience with someone who has a temper

So as soon as she sees those tears she goes into comfort mode

She wraps her arms around you and lets you rant your little heart out

If your not feeling like that then she’ll find an unsuspecting victim for you to beat up if your a bit more morally grey

She’ll do anything for her baby!

Otis driftwood

When Otis met you it felt like he had finally met his match

You are simultaneously the love of his life and his greatest enemy

Your screaming matches could go on for days

Everyone on the firefly residence are scared to leave their rooms if they hear just one yell from either of you

And while that might just sound toxic, it’s the only way you can both express your emotions to each other

Being able to freely yell at each other actually makes your relationship feel more open and healthy

You both are very angry people and being able to express that with each other makes you both feel more comfortable

That’s not to say mama or baby won’t knock you both upside the head if your screaming stops them from sleeping

Baby firefly

Your anger is just deflected by her sunshine personality

You’ll get angry and start yelling at random objects and she’ll just be stood there like “okay I’m gonna go kill someone now 😚💋”

If she’s also in a grumpy mood though, she’ll become petty as fuck

She’ll be childish and give you the silent treatment

It only lasts a few hours tops before she comes back because she’s bored

She’ll sometimes get you angry for fun and it kills you a little inside

Her and mama actually put you and Otis against each other

They both annoy you and then unleash you onto each other which almost always ends up in a drunken physical fight

They also bet on who’s going to win

But she always puts you to bed after the fights and cares for any wounds

She owes mama around 40 bucks because she always bets on Otis winning but doesn’t count the fact that your the feral angry and he’s the verbally abusive angry

[suvidrache]

Incorrect Quotes | Michael and Jason

age in bio when interacting. minors do not interact.

Word Count: 296 / Read it on AO3 / Wattpad

Michael, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Jason: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!

Michael, with the tone of someone who is used to Jason: Outstanding.

Michael: This is what I’m talking about people.

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*Jason and Michael skipping stones on the lake*

Michael: It’s such a beautiful evening.

Jason, whispering: Take that you fucking lake.

-

Michael, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Jason.

Jason: How do you do that without turning around?

Michael: … To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

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Michael: Today is a day of running through hurdles.

Jason: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?

Michael: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.

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Jason: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so let’s go for 12 more just incase.

Michael: Jason, that’s a coma.

Jason: Sounds festive.

-

Jason: Oh just so you know, it’s very muggy outside.

Michael:

Michael: Jason, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn…

Jason: *sips coffee from bowl*

-

Jason: *accidentally hits Michael in the face*

Jason: *trying to decide between saying “I’m fucking sorry” and “are you okay?”

Jason: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!

Michael: What’s wrong with you?!

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Jason: Michael was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Michael: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

Jason: Michael, you ate a chair.

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Jason, struggling to keep upright in his 1-inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me.

Michael, pointing at him and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6-inch heels: WEAK

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[biggiecheeselover]

[slasherwife]

Don't get me wrong, I like seeing asks with short s/o 'cause it's freaking adorable, but I would like to see one with s/o who is super tall? With Slashers? Like imagine someone like Michael NOT looking down at someone lol

Slashers with a tall!s/o

YASS the tables have TURNED

Desc: How is life with your slasher boo when you are taller than them?

Warnings: NONEEE

Note: I used “moddy” as a gender neutral term between mommy and daddy lmao don’t laugh at me for my word creativity 😭

‘Nother note: I LOVE HOW THESE PEOPLE BRUTALLY MURDER PEOPLE AND WERE JUST LIKE “the world does not deserve this person they are just so pure🥹😍”

ANOTHER note: HI GUYSSSS OMG IVE MISSED YALL SO MUCH idk why I had a random urge to finish this I usually never post anymore 😭

thomas hewitt

honestly with tom-tom u continue to make his heart race and his soul turn to flowers and sunbeams 🥹

when you walk into the room, with that ethereal smile on your face and stand next to him, he looks up at you like an astronomer would look up at the moon💓your presence is just so beautiful and powerful to him.

he doesn’t see you differently to if you were shorter. let’s get that clear.

you are still his significant other, you’re his one. he would rather rip his own heart out than allow anyone to shame you, or to disrespect, Gd forbid harm you.

gosh i can just imagine y/n and tommy cuddling up and y/n being the big spoon because tom-tom loves listening to your heartbeat and he loves kissing your hands and your collar bones and AHH— 💗💗

jason vorhees

bruh you’ve managed to give big boi jason whiplash. he is at first intimidated until he saw your face and it made his undead heart go “💓✨🥹”

you make him run away? this very attractive and cute flower person is scaring me, i mean look at them! they’re so pretty!😭 you manage to lure him out with some bread. jason loves bread.

he loves being hugged by you. while he is canonically very afraid to touch you because of his strength, nothing feels better, or more blissful, than to be wrapped in your loving energy and warmth💗

honestly it’s no different to him you being tall than to you being short 🙂 his priorities are all the same— protecc cute human, love cute human, and unalive anyone who makes cute human sad🤍

michael myers

ur taller!…. how fuckin dare you—!😠

michael is offended by ur existence. my man is 6’7. how you managed to reach beyond his height capacity is beyond him.

He has a tough time intimidating his s/o when he has to LOOK UP AT THEM.

This slasher is petty and will plop you down at the bottom of the stairs while he stands on a higher step to look down on you

And he does this for shits and giggles 🥲💕 And when big angy man needs to show WHOS BOSS >:(

He is an angy man. But he loves being the little spoon 🥹 hugging you is like being wrapped in a warm blanket of safeness and he LOVES ITT

You’ll never know this though since he is literally the most stoic man to ever exist. He is a wall of zero emotion.

bo sinclair

Literally holds this against you

This literally angers him

He can’t talk cuz he’s probably like 5’8 (we love short kings) but is still just absolutely appalled that you are taller than him.

Will be the little spoon. We see him being so macho in the movie— is he projecting? Yes. He loves being cuddled into a burrito blanket by you.💝😭

Idek why but this brings out his submissive side like helllll he’s like “moddy give me cuddle please” 🥹💗

THIS IS SO FUNNY TO THINK ABOUT but like as every human being sometimes he can’t reach something, and you’ll be walking by like “oh do u need help with that?🙂”

Like super non confrontational, and then he’s like “🗣️WELL SINCE YOURE LIKE A GIRAFFE THEN FINE” you could literally be one inch taller than him and he’d call you something like beanstalk and then you’re there like ;-;

vincent sinclair

THIS👏MAN👏DOES👏NOT👏CARE👏

BABES

Everything about you is worshipful. You are art spat out from the heavens sculpted by aphrodite and the angels, like your height is just more evidence of your beauty 🥹💕💕

He will always look up into your eyes in pure amazement and love no matter how far up he looks😇💕

THE WORLD DOES NOT DESERVE THIS MANNN UGHH

He wants you to carry him. Again, you could be just one inch taller than him and he’d be BEAMING as you carry him bridal style like you’ve filled his Disney princess dreams LMFAO 💗💗

Makes so many freaking sculptures of you. One life sized one to keep him company while you’re away🫶

HE LOVES YOUUUU

[rzyraffek]

Omg tysm! The last request was very cute. :3 I have ONE MORE.slashers at a pool party ★ ★ for like, summer lol lol

Also, I really luv your blog, its so cute :33

Omg yay summer themed headcanons! Sadly it's cold today but I will try to get into mood😍

Sfw, they/them

Summer(mostly pool and swiming) with slashers!!

Billy Lenz

Buy god damn SUNSCREAM he will be red after 10minutes of hanging out outsite

The sun is a deadly laser

Pretends he is a shark and attacks their legs when underwater

Also loves to splash and do waves

spooked of hairdryer and comb, he rather look like wet rat

Begs them to buy those funny shaped rubber things that you can lay on (guys I have no clue how those are called so I iwol just put photo at the end of fic if you are confused

Micheal Myers

...

Hm no

No i dont think i will

The closest he ever been to big body of water was when he was drowning somone

I doubt he can swim, so even if he would appear in pool he would just walk on bottom, hhh goofy

Hates wet cothes

And sun

And hot temperatures

Brahms Heelshire

Hhehe water

This guy won't swim, he will just lay/sit in water

Guy looks like dead body lol he just... lays there?

But when s/o gets near he will jump attack them, also.... nice outfit s/o

He is definitely type of guy who loves summer

Will forgot sunscreen and turn into tomato soup

Yautja

Purr hot weather he like

I swear s/o jumped into water for fun and this guy had the biggest heart attack of century "AAA MATE WHY DID OU JUMP!! WHO KNOWS IF ITS SAFE??? WHO KNOWS MAYBE WATER IS TOXIC?? DONT DO THAT!" he also jumped right after them lol

After making sure that, no yaujta water isn't poisonous and yes s/o can swim

Probably he can easly stand on bottom and still have (at least) his chest above water level

Also will pick s/o up while they are mid-swim like' a fish👹 and later throws them back in water ya go

Asa Emory

Will just vibe at shore, sunbathing

Yeah your doing great love, nice swimming... now lemmie just lay down and zzz

Acts like that one mom on beach that never enters water and just doest really care

Yeah yeah just dont drown and do no splash me, if you splash me im going to take your PlayStaton4 privileges

A mimir

Also while yall go next to pool he is 100% throwing them in

Jason

😰

Eeh you sure about that?? Water

He will stick to shallow part of pool

Going to be worried about s/o especially if they do some epic tricks. Yeah that's cool that you can do a flip in water but pls it's scary :(

He enjoys doing lil splashes and just picking them up

Pls hold his hand

Eddie gluskin

Oh my love nice outfit you got

Huh me? Water? Aw don't be silly honey

He will just stick to sitting on edge of pool and watching them swim, do not splash him!! His outfit is too pretty >:( grr

If s/o pushes him into water he will litteraly try to drown them (in wacky way)

Hush

He is the one inviting them! He found some random lake in middle of knowhere lol

Will probably do some dumb contest 'yo swims there the fastest gets a free kiss🤭' *points at other shore 5km away*

Will pick them up underwater and be like "haha look what cool fish I found i Will totaly make dinner out of you" drags out of lake and tickles or something idk hes weird

Also im writing this right before the most important exam of this month cuz if I wont pass it I wont pass this year🥳🤪 wish me luck, chemisty sucks

thats the billy lenz thing i was talking about.

[thestarfishinjootsoffice]

Thx you for requesting this if you did! Can you do slashers with an s/o with hearing problems and seeing problems if you can boths or either ones good!

I feel I need to do longer slashers, so I'll include more because i think my followers aren't getting enough from me

Also I have no idea what kind of hearing and eyesight problem so like..

Michael 🔪 (both)

Why u so weak? *uncle Roger style* He questions when you talked to him about your issues.

Also likes it cause he can be even more sneakier on you if he wasn't already a professional at it.

It also depends on the time line Michael we're talking about. Rz will probably pity you and kind of help you out or something but original Michael is just 'ok bozo. Humans these days are so pathetic lol.'

If he's feeling nice on certain days he'll either drag you or point really close to somerhing or somewhere you're supposed to go. He'll advise you to get glasses and or hearing aids or get it treated whatever.

If it's way too expensive to get it treated Michael will just gesture that he'll kill whoever was treating you after you're finish, but you'll have to explain it to him that it's not that easy and you'll still have to pay. He looks at you with an unreadable look and then scoff which sounded like a sigh. (*sigh* life used to be so easy)

If it's an infection or diseases he acts unbothered but he's calmly panicking 'what the fuck am I supposed to do, I can't kill that'.

He'll appreciate your days together more if it ever got to that point. And most definitely go on an angry massive killing spree if you're gone.

Oh and I forgot to mention. He'll think you're even more fragile and shii. It would be very subtle but he's going to look out for you even more. He sometimes acts as your guard dog, or if you wanna put it in an even funnier way. Your cane.

Jason 🪓 (both)

You already know Jason is protective as shit. And upon learning about your problems he's basically the mom here now.

He's holding your hand or watching you from afar. Atleast it's better than staring at nature and water untill someone gets here.

I'm not sure much about dead bodies but I am sure all their senses go numb. I don't know how Jason does it but he knows every little trap and tricks here and there, so you can be safe.

A little harmless thing he takes advantage of is low key using your bad eyesight and hearing as a way to get close to you and hold you, he kind of feels bad about it but he can't help it.

He likes pranking you, like very sneakily creeping up behind you and awoop, jumpscare. He'll apologize if it greatly startled you.

If you let him he'd be carrying you everywhere. Also keeping you somewhere when the horny teenagers come and disturb your little cottage life together.

Big who is insecure about himself 🤝 s/o who has eyesight problems (and hearing problems.) Match made in heaven.

He wants you to get that treated too but yk Jason.. He doesn't really understand life outside of the forest so he's just going to pick whatever glasses he can find from glass users and hope for the best.

Bro I'm so sorry this was the best of my abilities, you didn't specify what kind of problems so ideas just kinda went over my head I'm so sorry

[stitcheswashere13]

Omg tysm! I love your writing so much!!!! Aaaaaaaahhhhh!!! I can’t get enough of itttttt T^T

I’m such a ditz for forgetting to specify sry bout that, could you add Thomas Hewitt, Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Lester Sinclair, and maybe Bubba Sawyer, I need some lovin from the boyyyyys

Adulting is so hard! like- someone help- I’m a poor little German autistic boy(not a minor btw)-

Your writing makes my day so much better and bearable thank you so much UWU

-the wildly forgetful rat in the garage 🐀

lol! thank ya! hopefully, some Cute fluff Slasher headcanons will help ya out<3! Your not a ditz, lol, it happens!<3 your signing off the request tag is so cute and funny lol

Warnings!- teeth rotting fluff!

Slasher Fluff Headcanons!

Thomas Hewitt!

Tommy seeing your smile/hearing your laugh makes his day x10's better<3

When it's your/his b-day or Valentine's day he will tell Hoyt to only call him down early if an intruder comes on the land so he can sleep in and cuddle with you a bit longer<3

He can make a mean chocolate cake- and if it's your favorite type of cake expect to have a piece every bad day you have

Thomas would die for you, there is no doubt about it all he wants in life is for you to be safe (and Mama mae, Sometimes Hoyt)

He is so gentle, he's afraid he's going to hurt you Even if you are somehow are stronger than him or taller than 6'5+ (Online they say he is at least 6'5 but a few said 6'6 so idk) He will still be gentle

Michael Myers!

Though it doesn't look like it, Micheal Loves to do little pranks here and there on his S/O (He makes sure they are not harsh, mainly him jumping out from around the corner)

Micheal will sometimes spare you some candy from his candy stashes for ya

He loves to carve pumpkins and Loves roasted cinnamon sugar pumpkin seeds<3 (He is the best at making them too, he likes to add a bit of pumpkin spice seasoning on them too)

He is a holding hands/ quick hugs kind of guy, he will sometimes cuddle for a few hours and will sometimes give kisses

Secretly loves watching scooby doo with you<3

Jason Voorhees!

He loves to teach you how to make flower crowns (his favorite flower is a daisy & Pam, Loves roses)

Loves Honey, No one knows why, but he just loves honey

He will give you all the cuddles in the world<3

His favorite thing to do with you is taking a candlelit bubble bath<3

This mama's boy can't help but talk about you all the time, he loves you so much<3

Lester Sinclair!

He loves to go on truck rides with you and Jonesy<3

Picnic dates every time he can do one<3

He loves to smile a lot<3 And you are one of the main reasons he does smile (you, Jonsey, And his brothers are the most)

Lots of cheek and forehead kisses

THE KING OF MAKING LEMONADE AND PRAISING RIGHT HERE! <3

Bubba Sawyer!

He makes the best sweet tea and loves making you some sweet tea every time you're helping outside in the Texas heat.

Every time you compliment his makeup or help him do it makes his heart melt<3

Loves to dance with you, he could dance with you for hours

Showers your face with kisses when you are sad/stressed or scared

Bubba loves apple pie, so beware if you make it for him, he will tackle you with a big hug and will smother you with kisses<3

END NOTE- Thank you for the Request! Requests are open, I just won't get to them for a while sadly! Sorry! That's all have a very Lovely Day!

[petergriffensbuttchin]

I think rn is a good time to remind ourselves not to do something we will regret later

[madamvirgo]

Imagine Jason seeing his S/O who wears makeup, take off their eyelashes for the first time. He just sits there looking at them like:

“👁👄👁”

Lmao help 💀