No one asked about Hyrule’s parents so I decided to just draw them anyways cuz they make me happy fhdjdbdkdbdk
Hyrule’s dad is obviously a Hylian and his mom is a great fairy. Normally Great fairies keep their distance from Hylians cuz there’s a risk of making half fairies, which are highly valuable in the black market. Fairy blood can heal anything and can even bring back the dead as long as you have the body or something. Fairies are small and don’t have enough blood to make it valuable, great fairies have a lot of blood but are too powerful to capture. However, half fairies are far more valuable because they’re big enough for blood, but weaker than great fairies so they’re easy to capture. The only defense they have is that they look like Hylians and their magic. In order to keep a child out of harms way, the great fairies do not get close to Hylians. Buuuut sometimes mistakes happen and Hyrule’s mom got too close to his dad, and Hyrule was born. Hyrule’s dad understood the severity of the situation so he tried to keep his child safe, but when Hyrule was ten he wandered off and got roped up into the hero business while his dad assumed he was dead. Hyrule barely remembers his dad tho.
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Okay no wait hey can we go back to day one and how the evil eye said "hey ur all srsly fucked up and I want u to suffer, but like, can u do it for me and start killing each other? I'll give u points and maaaaybe you'll get ur kids back? :3" and everyone said "fucking bet! I'll kill my friends!" In like 2 seconds flat. Like? What. Not even a little hesitancy? Guys?
Driving me insane actually. This is why I'm bolas rojas. It's because this event has driven me mad.
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which fictional character was Emma Mountebank's gay awakening?
I was sitting here looking at this for like ten seconds and then my answer entered stage left at light speed and hit me like a brick to the face: she def didn't REALIZE it at the time but like, in hindsight... Emma's Gay Awakening was Lara Croft circa 2001. The Angelina Jolie!Lara era.
Honorable mention to Evie's sai fight in The Mummy Returns (also 2001)
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Part of learning and accepting that I have adhd has been mitigating all the things I hate about things I have to do as best I can so that I can actually do them. One of those things has been changing where and how I brush my teeth. One of my biggest issues is that I think it’s fucking gross to brush my teeth in the same room I poop in, so I started brushing my teeth in the kitchen, which also has an added benefit of having a window instead of a mirror. And the best part is, now I can stand there and brush my teeth and watch my neighbor chase his horses all over their pasture because they don’t wanna be caught ��😂😂
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THEY BROUGHT BACK SPIDERGIRL FOR SPIDER-VERSE 2 AND NOW SHE HAS HETEROCHROMIA!!
She’s babey rn but she will grow.
I missed ya Mayday. You were done so dirty. Glad to see you again.
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heyy hii its my birthday so i thought i should probably post smth….. i will forever be a bit saddened that if remus had just been born during the other M month we would have the same birthday but whatever 💔💔 we can be march and may 10th together its okay
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Super excited to show off my newest art dragon for s4le!! She's currently a hatchling, and as of right now is 700g <3!! Alongside that, she's also got a bit of writing in her bio, and is stunning to boot!
Take Bhaskara home today , and rejoice in the fact that you've got like, one of the six chocolate/fire/sanguine dragons on site.
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y’all i need a pet right NYEOWWWWWW
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My father just LOVES that the thinks he can treat the ocd of my sibling with even MORE demands and boundary violations. You know, the thing that caused them to feel unsafe and stressed out in the first place? Just fucking GREAT thanks.
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