#i hate them bye

[gunsatthaphan]

a-list clowns.

[sunshowerr]

Omg this song is perfect for catradora

the same fking song comes up in a catradora playlist

[wtfforged]

[nyaskitten]

Oh okay, so Doc and Kevin want me dead huh!

[crybaby-bkg]

Bakugou has never cared much about whether or not his partner is experienced, or less experienced. Never had much of a kink or fetish when it came down to how much sexual experience someone had, but—there’s just something about you. You with your unsure lip biting and lowered eyes, your twisting hands and nervous little chuckles.

“I don’t really know how to kiss,” you share with him, a secret, a whisper passed from your hovering mouth to his own. It’s been an odd some amount of dates you two have been on by now, and this time you went back to his apartment afterwards. You sit on your knees beside him on his too big couch, his legs facing you, arm around your waist, yours around his shoulders.

“Really?” Bakugou asks, doesn’t mean to sound as teasing as he does, as breathless. But, he’s surprised more than anything—you, as sinfully seductive as you are, don’t know how to kiss someone? He leans back to take you all in, a tiny little smile lilting the corners of his mouth.

“No, not really,” you murmur, running a hand through the hair on his nape, eyes bouncing all over his face, yet avoiding his eyes. “Will you teach me?” You ask, and who is Bakugou if not a weak man?

So he shows you the proper way to kiss somebody, a hands on demonstration. He pulls you in real close, guides your head to tilt to the right, purse your lips like this, run your tongue over his like that. Now suck on it, let out all the pretty sounds if it feels good, kiss him just like that. And before you know it, you’re a pro.

The next time you see him, you ask him the proper way to give someone a hickey. I don’t wanna give you a blood clot, you had laughed, sitting on his lap this time. And Bakugou, ever the great teacher that he is, shows you how. Demonstrating on your neck, your collarbone, your tummy, your inner thigh, the curve of your ass. You don’t give him nearly as many hickeys as he gives you, but the big purpled one sitting over his pulse point, he wears proudly until it fades. And after that, he’s asking for another, and another.

And after a few months into your relationship, do things finally start getting real hot and heavy. He sits at the island in his place, tired, arms folded, back leaning against the island and his head lolled over on his shoulders. He’s surprised when you sink to your knees in front of him, all doe eyed and incubus smile, hands resting on his thighs.

“Can you show me how?” You don’t even have to specify what you’re talking about, but you eye the way his cock already jumps to attention under his shorts. If this were anyone else, he’d bat them away and tell them that he didn’t feel like playing teacher. But with you—he’d gladly show you any and everything your heart has ever yearned to know.

“Breathe through your nose, baby.” He instructs you, hand gathering your hair in his fists. Your mouth stretches wide around his cock, eyes watering, but you push through it all. He tells you to wrap your lips around your teeth, to swallow whenever his tip brushes the back of your throat. Shows you how to stroke whatever you can’t reach, rub his balls in your palm whenever he starts getting close.

He doesn’t have to teach you how to swallow.

When you ride Bakugou for the first time, you don’t even have to ask for instructions. Just give him that look, all pouty and pitiful, hands on his chest as you grind against his cock resting against your lower belly. Barely any words are spoken as he guides you, lifts your hips, teases his tip against your hole, stomach fluttering in anticipation.

After that, you feel like a pro when it comes to doing anything with Bakugou. But, he doesn’t mind playing teacher whenever you need a little bit of guidance.

[kitamars]

downtime

[tomatoart]

bugs when u lift up a rock

[viivenn]

the lady of Nevermore and her knight.

(i blame @franouo for this. you’ve influenced me😔✨🧚‍♀️)

i just think they’re so sweet and… stuff 😁✨🧚‍♀️🦋🪄❤️✨✨✨✨✨

i draw brienne like this to give a little reference to the books , if you’re curious about her scars and freckles. i also don’t think larissa would have any scars , and in this universe i think brienne would be juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust a smidge taller , not by much , but enough.

[blue-jos10]

literature is to andrew what exy is to neil.

and neil is a god of literature the way andrew is a god of exy.

[rusty-gloinks]

When ur killer robot girlfriend is HOT!!!!

[crowleysno1fan]

I go to a catholic school so its mandatory to take religion and I just remembered something I learnt and I like associated it with Good Omens and im actually ill 😭

“Six days for us could be 2 thousand years for God. So for God, it could’ve taken thousands of years to create the Earth. We don’t know how time works in Heaven.”

SO, depending on how long Neil Gaiman takes to write s3 and if he lines it up with OUR time, say it takes him a year or two and s3 comes out in 2026 Azi & Crowley will have been separated for three years. They would have been separated for three years for Crowley, but for Aziraphale, it could be hours, a few days, a few months, a few years, or it could be thousands or TRILLIONS of years since he’s seen Crowley last.

anyways thats what I thought about tysm for coming to my tedtalk 🎀

[gunsatthaphan]

Why are they so 😭

https://twitter.com/enubee_/status/1573330989048557568?t=tzOu2cPEApY8oWArNaNP3g&s=19

https://twitter.com/enubee_/status/1573332508695207937?t=A_omu6xLiGI808081EA4MQ&s=19

[thereallycoolmonsterithoughtup]

my comic i made

[can-of-slorgs]

Completed the Shenkuu Stamp collection some time ago, so it was only fair to draw my girl Mirsha

[sidetongue]

this beautiful idiot went to live with someone else and honestly, both of our QOL are much better HAHA

[masonjarart]

watching pac disappearing from fits pov is so distressing he goes so quietly no one even realizes they're all doing other things fits the first to notice he's not around he desperately searches the map looking for him bro one second he's there and the next he's just gone he looked away for a fucking second and he disappeared he's alone in purgatory fit cant protect him like he promised he would man phil tells him to go get his husband and he doesn't bother making a thing out of it he just tells him to point him in the right direction I'm distraught