#no i dont

[antomatkoen]

soap definitely didn’t wear the skull earrings for a certain someone…👀

soap shows up at a bar all dazzled up after losing a bet :3

[imthursdaysyme]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

i don't want to actually sit through Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, can i get a summary?

What’s funny about this is I also run one of the biggest normal actual fact blogs on tumblr and this is my maniacal side persona where I indulge my need to lie and spew bullshit.

[poorlydrawnhermitcraft]

speaking of sulking etho can we get bdubs description of him in the corner blocked off with cobble sitting alone in the dark with his head down . pls ty <3

[leonieweird]

The First Time I Saw A Scared Human

The first time I saw a human scared was when I was only 6 years old.

The Irdbay species had adopted a human on board to get them used to children of different races. I was the more socialable one inside of my nest, and the human was very kind. Always got onto our level when we were learning and helped us when we were learning to fly.

The older Irdbay’s loved the human whose name was Jo’an. One day, they had to leave on important business. By then, human Jo’an had aquatinted with my entire nest and we were comfortable with being around her.

That’s when the Enahyay attacked.

The ship flashed red, alarms blared, blood of my fellow nest mates fell onto the group. The Enahyay was ruthless. They ripped apart younglings, smashed eggs that had yet hatched, and didn’t hesitate to rip into Human Jo’an’s leg. To this day, her scream has made its own nest in my mind.

I remember hiding with Human Jo’an, now the last of my nest.

Her hand covered her mouth, trapped in a closet as I tried to quiet down. Even with Human Jo’an right next to me, I couldn’t hear anything but her heartbeat. The loud thumping was quiet compared to the blaring alarms, however I could hear it.

If I could hear it, so could the Enahyay. Footsteps echoed from our hiding spot, the growls making Human Jo’an’s heart speed up even more. The pounding thumps made a rhythm that I could follow. The footsteps continued on, the growls slowly growing quiet.

I tried to shift to fix my wing and possibly squeak to Human Jo’an about her leg, but her gaze made me stop. A gaze of fear, worry, but also anger. Her eyes were that of a predator backed up into a corner and the gaze of a caretaker who lost all of her young. Her eyes were telling me not to move, even though I could not hear the predator anymore.

With my head, I barely motioned to her leg. Blood dripped down from her thigh. It stained her shorts, her socks, and even her shoes that she wore around the ship. She looked down only briefly before her entire body started to shake. The anger slowly dwindled down in her gaze until it was only fear. I didn’t understand what was wrong until I remember what my mother had told me.

‘Most predators can smell a range of things. Blood is one of them, myy atchlinghay. If you’re bleeding, fly as fast as you can as far as you can-‘

I could barely make out Human Jo’an’s slowly movements to grab the metal rod that was in the closet. She had a bone crushing grip on it.

‘If you get caught, it’s over. Just screech for me or Jo’an, and we’ll come over.’

The door ripped open and the bloodthirsty eyes of a Enahyay flashed through the dark lighting with the occasional flash of red. My wings bristled with fear. Before I could act, Human Jo’an let out a yell that rang throughout the ship. The metal rod in her arms swung towards the Enahyay, knocking him away from the closet.

I could only curl in fear, but I heard it. The Enahyay’s whimpers, Jo’an’s screams, and the sound of a metal rod connecting with skin. The whimpers eventually died down as the sound of metal against skin slowly sounded like metal hitting a liquid. Human Jo’an screams did not stop.

I heard more Enahyay coming, yet I could only hide and quiver in fear while Human Jo’an kept screaming. I could hear both her blood and tears drop onto the ground along with the bodies of Enahyay.

The rescue team and older Irdbay arrived only a mere 10 minutes later. By then, I was in Human Jo’an’s bloody arms. Black stained every part of us. Human Jo’an still had the tight grip of the metal rod, rocking me back and forth with tears streaming out of her dead eyes.

When I was just 6 earth years old, I learned the terror that humans feel and the actions that come with it. I learned what a scary existence scared human truly are.

[annqer]

EAT YO DAMN FOOD BITCH!!! FUCK U LOOKIN CRAZY FOR!!!!

[lizzysbrain]

Do you ever see someone that’s just so BEAUTIFUL AND FUCKING PERFECT?!?!

ITS SO BAD MY EYES ARE LITERALLY TEARING UP HELP AGH I JUST NEED HIM

i am biting at the bars of my enclosure, Spider-Man climbing around the top of it. Swinging like sias chandlier. Actually forget the enclosure I threw it it’s gone I threw it with my bare hands.

[crowleysno1fan]

I go to a catholic school so its mandatory to take religion and I just remembered something I learnt and I like associated it with Good Omens and im actually ill 😭

“Six days for us could be 2 thousand years for God. So for God, it could’ve taken thousands of years to create the Earth. We don’t know how time works in Heaven.”

SO, depending on how long Neil Gaiman takes to write s3 and if he lines it up with OUR time, say it takes him a year or two and s3 comes out in 2026 Azi & Crowley will have been separated for three years. They would have been separated for three years for Crowley, but for Aziraphale, it could be hours, a few days, a few months, a few years, or it could be thousands or TRILLIONS of years since he’s seen Crowley last.

anyways thats what I thought about tysm for coming to my tedtalk 🎀

[meguemii]

Bro’s the Type to :: Satoru Gojo

synopsis :: silly head canons, you guys already know ^_^ except it’s dovey gojo not the canon hoe 😓

satoru gojo’s playlist. navigation station🚉.

Bro’s the type to..

୨୧ make a bet that if you can catch him in a game of tag he’d [___] but then turn his infinity on so you can’t touch him.

୨୧ instead of sitting on his lap he’d sit on yours

୨୧ to buy you expensive gifts without you even asking him to buy it

୨୧ to tease you if he ever caught you reading smut and literally never let you live it down. “oh so thaaat’s what you’re into?” is what he’d say when he catches you, and if you’re out somewhere public he’d probably say something shameless along the lines of “i decided to read that book you were reading, reminds me of that one scene in chapter 6. should we recreate it?” (#cringe #ilovehim #yesletsrecreateit)

୨୧ to beeeeeg you to play with his hair all the time, like this guy def asks for head scratches

୨୧ to hug you from behind. i know this man’s favourite way to give hugs is from behind. like if you’re washing dishes, cooking food or doing anything and it gives him the chance to do so, he’s doing it. i just knooow it. you’d feel his arms wrap around your waist and his head lean into your shoulder and he’d probably say a soft “hey baby”

୨୧ to be most comfortable with you. he’s for sure always taking off his blindfold around you and staring at you with his freakish blue eyes but he still cute though.. i guess.

୨୧ to stand in the doorway and say “i’m not in your room” as he’s only a centimetre out when you tell him to leave your bedroom. god he’s so annoying.

୨୧ to poke at you constantly when you tell him to stop touching you. I TOLD YOU HE’S ANNOYING.

୨୧ to sit in the most awkward positions

୨୧ to ask for chocolate milk and chicken fingers at nice restaurants mostly just to embarrass you

୨୧ to constantly brag about you to his students. we love a man who brags

୨୧ to make you walk home in the rain all angsty because he thinks it looks cool and builds character

he’s a loser. and we all love him. why?

comments + reblogs are appreciated ♡ yuji, megumi and inumaki versions of this are located in the navigation station!!

emi’s notes— i haven’t made an actual post in so long so i wanted to put something out and ik a few people wanted a gojo version of this so here it is!! ^w^ LUV U POOKIES

mutual tags :: @kasumitenbaz @lees-chaotic-brain

[660percent]

I think about this game a normal amount

[bagelb0nes]

guys guess what

[antomatkoen]

WOULD YOU DRAW KRUEGER… MAYBE… HES MY BOY ILHSM..

the masked man committee!! i like to think that if they weren’t enemies they’d have secret meetings every saturday where they do arts and crafts and make glittery masks together

[sweeneydino]

Mikey is Hangry, Cj is clueless and Leo's son.

Hijinks ensue

We all agree that Mikey is Feral.

//Screen shaking and flashing lights Warning

I love Red vs. Blue, and I love Tmnt. I might try animating more of these scenes, lmao

Audio from here:

[elmoisherelegit]

POV: the realization that you actually just lost your arm finally sinks in

this au was created by @matmiraculous

if you would like to know more there’s a fic! Wooow, trust me you’ll love it.

[carrotcakecrumble]

Slutty priest short-shorts disco-king Timothy David Laughlin!!!! (His actual full name if you didn’t catch it in the show btw)

[matchingstripsocks]

My honest opinion, as the skiddad man of the fandom, on this guy's outfits

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◆ 1. — ‐ The classic suit and turtleneck [6/10]

It's okay but I don't like how the saturation is practically the same, the color combo sucks but he gets a decent grade for being his main fit

◆ 2. — ‐ Woodcarver [10/10]

Personal favorite of the bunch, I love how it shows him doing art and how this fit is always correlated to some form of lore

Peak colors too🎉

◆ 3. — ‐ Black Suit [9/10]

Black suits him quite well imo this goes extremely hard, I love how the gold stands out from the black itself

one point taken off because I wish it was consistent design wise </3

◆ 4. — ‐ Cardigan ??? [8/10]

I love this fit so much he looks like an 80 year old grandpa 🎉 handsome old man I hope he explodes

Real question is why he built like shadow w those colors

◆ 5. / 6. — ‐

LEFT ??suit? [6/10]

RIGHT sweater??? [6/10]

Theyre placed togheter because theyre not very memorable I seriously didn't know this existed but he looks quite stylish and cozy so that's okay

◆ 7. — ‐ Green shirt /omnious [10/10]

HE LOOKS SO FUCKING BASIC WITH THIS ITS SO FUNNY shaped like a godamn Costco dad I think this ones its own entity and it deserves a perfect score🎉 I wish it was drawn more tbh

◆ 8. — ‐ Grey/Black [9/10]

He gets 1 point off because I hate drawing his godamn sleeves im gonna cry

HES SOOOOO COOL THOUGH . one of my personal favorite fits tbh he looks quite serious in this I can see him striking fear with this

I wish the suit was a more blue ish grey tho

◆ 9. — ‐ HOW MANY SUITS DO YOU NEED. [7/10]

I'm giving it a 7 because I cant tell if this is the same as the other black suit I've seen but I love this shade of black so much

Why is it exclusive to cult mansion portraits </3

◆ 10. — ‐ Cultist robes [6/10]

2 complains ;

1. TOO much fanservice with. The cult robes and the cult itself.

2. I don't like the cultist colors because the yellow/cyan combo sucks they're the same saturation it's a bitch to color and not have my eyes hurt make it DARKER🖕

So obviously I'm leaving out 3 more fits because this guys closet is stuffed with fabric but I'm only doing the main ones👍👍👍you may ask questions if you have any on why some are ranked lower or higher for a better explanation