#i have no money

[genacity]

⌗ kazuha riding shotgun

cw. sub lean! kazuha x gn! reader. weed usage. stoners. high makeout session. no actual shit happens. probably modern! college! au. happy belated 4/20!!!

an. hi y’all. i thought. be aware i have little to no knowledge about the use of cannabis. for multiple reasons, this is legal, and consent was given beforehand by both parties. thank you.

shotgunning. the act of inhaling cannabis smoke and exhaling it directly into a recipient’s mouth.

the perfect way to spend april 20th with your beloved person of choice. your person of choice, in this instance, is kaedehara kazuha.

the haze wafting through the air fogged your brain like a cloud stuck in your skull. your eyes rolled to the back of your head as you huffed, pools of gray vapor spilling from your nose as you exhaled.

you and kazuha sat silent in your room, windows propped open as you sat against your bed on the floor, passing a smoking blunt back and forth.

kazuha’s head fell back onto your bed as he sighed, licking his dry lips while he stared at the ceiling. you took a quick hit as the smoke dragged from your lips, turning to look at kazuha and his tired expression.

“hey,” you murmured. kazuha looked over at you, eyebrow cocked as half-lidded eyes locked with yours. “you wanna try something?”

“like what?” kazuha said hazily, propping himself up to sit in a criss-cross, leaning his elbows on his knees.

you shrugged, exhaling smoke out of your mouth. “you ever shotgun before?”

kazuha’s eyebrows shot up, lips slightly parted as he stared you down. “yeah. i think so.” he shrugged as you dragged another hit from your shared blunt.

“you wanna try?” you proposed the question, watching as your boyfriend looked around your room for a moment before nodding slowly.

assured, you leaned over to cup kazuha’s jaw and pull another quick breath from your grass and pressing your lips to his.

kazuha immediately gasped, feeling as you exhaled the smoke into his lips as he greedily sucked it all up. his eyes squeezed themselves shut as he grabbed onto your sleeves to balance himself as you finished feeding the vapor into his mouth.

he whined as you pulled away, immediately losing the remnants of your embrace by a breathy exhale.

“kazuha,” you snickered, looking into his pleading eyes as he gripped onto your arms for closure. “you were supposed to keep it in.”

“‘m sorry, couldn’t help it.” kazuha said, pulling you in to plant soft kisses along your jaw. you couldn’t help but smile, leaning into his touch as you wasted the night away; clouded with haze and love, all the same.

[soupbaddie]

[silverscreenlipstick]

I WOULD PAY good money for someone to draw Sirius and Remus (Sirius Priscilla / Remus Elvis) as them in this.

[audino]

you don’t understand i need her so bad

[only1stepaway]

I'm 27 now!!!

[sonicpilled]

my god

[definitely-notabot]

marvel, i know you love doing this but PLEASE stop just putting random people who have never been on earth a day in their lives on earth

y’all , they don’t exist!

they are broke, homeless, and literally don’t exist

get them a social security number please!

barbie did it too!

peter quill!

peter parker!

now mobius!!

[angelwiththeblue-box]

HEY YOU!!! DO YOU LIKE THE LORDS IN BLACK!!! DO YOU WANT CUTE LITTLE BUTTONS!!!!!!

i am in fact selling cute little buttons you are in luck!! :)

taglist?: @joshkiszkashusband @thedragonemperess @depressedtransguy @lab-trash @blueskiesandstarrynights @starchaserbaby @genuine-possum

[illyrian-dreamer]

I’m switching my bio from 26 to 27 today 🎂🎈🎉

I took the day off work, and am currently at the cafe to do some writing for Overwritten.

I couldn’t imagine a better start to my day. So thanks for being here, each of you are an absolute treat 💕💕💕

[v3rifi3dl0v3r]

its almost here im gonna jump on walls

[spi-ltmilk]

Ai clothing

[multi-fandom-imagine]

Who needs money when you have a sticker book with cute ass stickers and a Sylvion Pop with an angel dust phone case

[stay-somnia]

ATTENTION BROKE STAYS

Can't afford to spend 40 to 300 dollars for some version of Dwaekki Merch? I definitely cant. Miniso's rabbit costume Piggy plush is a cute alternative! Miniso has stores in at least 79 different countries (according to the Wikipedia page) including Philippines, Panama, Colombia, Estonia, Serbia, Romania, Morocco, Nigeria, Uganda, Pakistan, Oman, and a lot more. You can also go the online shopping route as well. Cost depends on location and shipping if online but its a lot more affordable than official Dwaekki Merch. Its also just super cute and great to snuggle with. I think Changbin would approve. 💗🐽🐰- Sincerely a Stay with no money

[mini-caramel]

Sakura Miku, ily ♡

Credits to @RandomLittleSimp on Pinterest

[thesongofawinterwolf]

I genuinely hate being alive and wish I wasn't anymore

[house-of-slayterr]

Update going to the hospital, think my arms actually broken, not dislocated. I’ve been throwing up and passing out for the past 24 hours, so biting the bullet and going to the hospital.  Already called my dad and I will update all of you later!

Tag: @queer-and-utter-chaos @mothmans-kingdom @stu-machers-girl @oceansrose2002 @myers-meadow @vincent-sinclair-deserved-better @gabrielle-de-lioncourt-anon @frenziedslashers @emeraldfangs