#i just found this in my drafts

[notdysfunk]

I once found a fuckton of skeleton images and proceeded to make a story w/ them

[randomcollection-o-stuff]

[devil-in-hiding]

I think I sent this a long time ago (literally cannot remember if I actually did send it or just thought about it) but in the month of October I present u with ghost faces!ghoap 😌 soap who laughs as he chases pretty girls around, throwing them over his shoulder and cracking crude jokes as he drags them away. ghost, his partner in crime that you never see until it’s too late and he’s got you right where he wants you. Despite his massive size, he moves silently and quickly, able to grab his pick of the night before disappearing without so much as a trace left. They’re even worse when they’re ‘hunting’ the same person together - and when they’re facing final girl/boy/person!reader who isn’t about to let two men in silly little costumes outsmart them (or go down without a fight). -🪩

Johnny is literally Stu oh my god????

oh my god my mind is spinning because Ghostface!Simon is such a silent stalker, a cat in the night waiting to pounce-

oh my god oh my god oh my god-

[zee-has-commitment-issues]

Gay Thot Dads who are watching their Gay Son fight their Thot Son:

[jellysmudge]

Another Grimm moment I like: when Hank is very hesitantly bringing up the idea of demonic possession, and Nick is just like “Well yeah I don’t see why not”

[fried-pistachio]

Ginny: *looks at Harry and Draco*

Ginny: I didn’t think that there was anything fruitier than fruit, but apparently I was wrong

[uhhhhmanda]

Pinterest showed me this hilarious BTS photo I hadn't seen before when I was looking for something else.

[imagionationstation]

I know I'm 3/4ths of the way done and should go on but I felt the Urge to turtles and

[honeypine-the-parrot]

IVE HAD ENOUGH

ENOUGH OF THIS

jUST BE GAY

IM SO TIRED

STOP FIGHTING IT

[imeanwhynotbruv]

“What happened?”

It was quiet out. The only sound being the slow leisurely inhale of Billy’s cigaret, as he puffed out a thin cloud of smoke every now and then.

Billy glanced lazily at his brother, his shoulders were hunched and his brows were set in a firm frown as he gazed off into the distance. He hadn’t said a word for the past half an hour.

“So..” Billy inhaled deeply, his eyes moving back towards the trees ahead of him.

“What happened?” the smoke slipped out between his lips, wrapping itself around his words as he released them into the air.

Vance huffed disgustedly, turning his face ever so slightly away, as if attempting to hide the blood that so plainly stained his skin, despite how futile he knew it was.

Billy only hummed noncommittally, making it clear to his brother that he would get his answer eventually whether Vance liked it or not.

The silence sat heavily around them, the air thick with its weight as Billy was determined to out wait his bother. A tried and true method that had always worked on his impatient little brother, as volatile as Billy himself and unable to sit with the weight of his big brother’s silence before his agitation got the better of him.

“Nothing” Vance snapped quietly, his frown deepened despite the slight ache it caused.

Billy hummed, swirling the smoke around his mouth as if in thought before he exhaled.

“That right?” Billy muttered, not bothering to look at his brother. Wholeheartedly unimpressed with such a lacklustre answer.

“It is” Vance humphed.

“Try again Pinhead” Billy turner to look at his brother again, his eyes roaming over the dried trails of blood in his brothers hair.

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Found this hiding in my drafts, I have no idea when I wrote it!!

Thought it was kinda cute, might write more of it might leave it be but let’s be honest I’ll probably end up writing more for it 😅

[knickynoo]

Michael J. Fox as Scott in Midnight Madness (1980)

[prettyoddfever]

[malenaintheskywithdiamonds]

i know there’s a god up there because daniel keeps getting hairier and hotter

[templeofshame]

we get a lot of stories about people from our reality crossing into other worlds and either deciding to stay there or come back, experiencing great dangers and wonders that are often allegories for something they're facing or that readers/viewers might face in the "real world." our wizards of oz, alices in wonderland, narnias, labyrinths. sometimes, characters from "our world" enter a world that is presented as fictional to them, ala jumanji or neverending story, or those from another world enter ours, ala barbie or enchanted.

in I Saw the TV Glow, our pov doesn't leave the world that looks like ours, and no characters enter who aren't there in the beginning and feasibly of that world. we get a sense of what dangers and wonders might be found in that "fictional world"; we know what they're like in that kind of show. but this story isn't about that. it's about the dangers of staying in our world, accepting it as true whether it is or not

is the fictional big bad the allegorical antagonist? sure. the story is, as often in the classic trope, ultimately about the choice of which world to inhabit. but it's very beware the choice, beware refusing it. it's not our protagonists' choice which world they start off in -- until one makes the switch and the other doesn't... yet...

[botanikos]

[ shakes a bag of treats* ]

*the treats = being a very angry and unforgiving Blitzo @ my stolas & having some tensions between them post!Apology tour.

[rcedge]

JEAN VICQUEMARE - *Jesus Christ*, shitkid. Of course you weren't able to complete the fucking visitor's center before Spring Year 3. Typical Harry shit. Grandpa's going to tell you your farm *sucks*.