#i live in the middle of nowhere

[blitzy-blitzwing]

I wonder how prints are made? 🤔

[possibly-pasta]

QUEER JOY

So last night my partner asked if they could surprise me with a hangout and they took me to a BUTCH vs FEMME OLYMPICS NIGHT!!!!!

We drove an hour to this event space that has a lot of queer nights and it was a DREAM!!!!

there was a relay race that involved putting on a harness and watering a houseplant

the Butch team made me swoon so hard there was an, adam sandler type, a James Dean type, and just every other flavor of butch. The MC was a Very handsome short jewish butch wearing a wifehelper with her hair all slicked back!!! The Judge was the Brooklyn winner of the Twinks vs Dolls competition!!!!

there were so many people saying “i’m butch… Tonight!!” and “i’m for the femmes, Most of the time” and there was a Secret Third Thing category and they were all so beautiful!!!!

I got to see queer people wrestle to eat a piece of candy off of the others ankle where it was tied, i saw a beautiful non-binary person preform burlesque in a challenge to seduce the judge!!!! in the poetry contest this Very handsome Secret Third Thing got up and said “my voice may be dropping, but i still won’t be topping” and the crowd went Wild.

I was invited to smoke weed by a really tall femme in a sick ass goth outfit a mere 15 minutes after i saw her wrestle her butch to the floor. she gave me the gentlest touch on the shoulder and said “we’re going to go have weed, if you’d like to come. you seem lovely”

A Very very handsome butch with her shirt half unbuttoned and her hat slightly askew from the other butches roughhousing gave me the most charming sideways grin as she walked by

there was a small group of millennial gay guys hanging at the bar that just seemed so happy and content to be there and witness the shenanigans in their very normal old navy clothes.

The bartender was in drag and while i was outside smoking, they kicked someone out and used the most Protective and fierce voice to say “Leave this building NOW. DO NOT COME BACK” i tipped them heavily and thanked them for keeping us all safe before i went home.

Not a SINGLE person questioned or looked confused or upset at whoever looking however they wanted stepping up to be on either team.

I got to be with my community and it fucking HEALED me

Thank you to my partner. they know what i needed and brought me to it 💕

[nivylemongrove]

Just had an interview for a game QA test job. Reviews on the company aren't glorious but I guess we'll see how it goes?

[lisa-and-shadow]

I had some really good pizza last night and now I want pizza again. There is no pizza. There won't be any pizza.

[bi-luminescentdragon]

Plays Diablo III, gets addicted and plays it for years. Waits years for Diablo IV to come out, it finally does. Buys Diablo IV. Can't play Diablo IV. Why? BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO HAVE INTERNET TO PLAY IT AND I LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF A SWAMP AND CAN'T GET GOOD INTERNET. 😭

[got-eggs]

Gonna have to recreate that one vine with the taxidermy looking cat with this strange cat I found outside, who is bothering me other cats

[torybrennan]

i’m so normal and sane about the possibility of new boygenius

[ladybarnabett]

God when is it gonna be my turn to get a girlfriend that I can cook for and make jewelry for and write lame ass poetry for

[ringhoarder]

Every time I imagine having to move away from my hometown I feel vaguely sick

[lovejenkins]

My mobile app is threatening not to work while I’m on data but my wifi is so bad that data is the only way that I can actually use Tumblr without waiting ten minutes for a post to load.

[cozey]

can't believe they're shipping my car 5 days before I leave for florida and they had the balls to say "just get an uber" I WORK AT 7AM U WANT ME TO GET AN UBER AT 6AM??????

[buckistheman]

gonna see you all at 5am my time or 7am depending how shitty my internet is to watch the ep .

[doctorsiren]

Summertime Rainstorm

[sapphis-90s]

the vibes im aiming for next semester

[kyanolotl]

In other news, I'm gonna wear my pronoun pin to work.

[dykecadence]

once again realizing im never gonna get to live on my own