#i love beettles

[lemenaaaa]

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i wanted to draw a stag beetle :3

[plumsaffron]

what’s wrong with nchammer? /gen

There's a lot... hmm how should I put it?

He's a Crow Eater

A complete waste of functioning organs.

Clickbaiting massive time wasting trash with fugly takes and suffers from the curse of hatred against Sasuke (and The Uchiha Clan). Solo Weeb is a maggot. NO! Umm Dung Beettle. A make believe grass toucher (second or third channel).

Few days ago that mesh of armpit fungus decided to post a he was wrong about Sasuke. I won't watch that buffoonery and it doesn't matter. That worm posted of video in an earlier time of being proud that he got a tattoo of Sasuke decapitated by Killua (screw that wretch who gave him that as well but that trash is not a landfill). Real shame considering he knows of Sasuke's story. Oops I forgot. Lame loser loves sucking his precious Soloking's crows and the Chlorocumphyll of The Leaf. Probably believes that The Will Of Fire will keep himself safe from fire on fire.

Whines of how Sakura should have fought Sasuke rewrite but not beat with the title that she should have killed Sasuke. Which is amusing because no Sasuke means bye story and what a shame for a Solodweeb with a collection of naruto crap and stuff from other animes and this gamer clown doesn't realize that such desire for Sakura to actually fight Sasuke has already been fulfilled technically in Naruto Shippuden Ultimate Ninja Storm 3 (or Full Burst).

But like imagine hating a child character so much that you're willing to do that and gloat. Engraving who you hate on yourself? Couldn't ignore?

What a stupid human.

[tramon81]

I LOVED BLUE BEETLE WTH HOW DID THIS BOMB!! I AM GOING TO LOOK INTO MORE BLUE BEETTLE COMICS AFTER THIS. YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE YET, WELL TAKE MY ADVICE, GO SEE IT BUT ALSO GO WITH FRIENDS AND IF YOU CAN GO TO A LOCAL CINEMA, MATTER IS, WE GOT THE WHOLE ROOM FOR OURSELVES AND IT WAS GLORIOUS.

[aurik6]

Muse answer to  Basic Q&A

Whats your name? Is there a meaning behind it ?:

M: Aomine Makoto, sounds pretty cool, right?  Aomine means "blue peak" and Makoto means "truth"! I think  it suits me perfectly, because, yuo know, im  the one on the right path telling you the objective side of things.

People say my name  is  kinda boyish, well they have a point, though I still like my name.

Any prefered Alias or nickname that you'll like to be called as? :

M: For short form of my name I'd prefer Mako, if you want. Eh, honestly people don't give nicknames, but I remember one time Ayato said I look like a stag beettle because of my hairstyle... And he started to call me  "kuwagata-mushi"...

What kind of person do you think you are? :

Once again, im very honest, despite my own will to be like that. I always  talking about  what I'm  thinking and sometimes it's worthless for me. I've got to say that I'm a total extrovert, huh. I hate be alone.

When is your birthday? How do you celebrate it?:

M: it's 29th of November! I've never met people with the same bday data!

Celebration? Well,  my  usual  celebration is to go to cafés and asking for  a discount! 

What's your age? ：

M: I'm 17, though I've always been told I look way more mature.

What's your gender?：

M: Female, are you surprised?

How tall are you? Are you satisfied with your height?:

M: I'm 5'6 or 169 cm. That's sort of an average height, though lots of my female classmates are smaller than me. And not only girls... But I don't judge peoole according to their height, don't worry. Talking about  my own height – everything is okay,  its easy to find clothes, huh.

Where did you come from?:

M: You mean my origins?.. Well, I'm half-japanese and half... eh.. white? My father, whom I've never met, is American, and my mom is Japanese. They met in America. But I've been living here in Kaminashi-city all my live.

What charm do you suppose that you possess? :

M: I guess people like that im open minded person, they think its easy to use me. But who said I'm not able to defend myself??? Right, they could only think the way  as they like. 

Do a voice impression, will you?~：

M: Voice impression?.. Oh, I know! Shuu!

Ahem-ahem. To do a voice impression of him you just have to pretend you sound sexy, i wonder why, and make your voice lower to edge: "Ah, what a hassle... That's you again here... You noisy  woman, how troublesome... Go away already... "

And you should make his ugly facial expressions as if you hated to open your eyes!

Applause to me!

Name one of your favorite activities, can you?~:

M: I actually enjoy running the trace. Honestly I've been doing this stuff since middle school. Oh, and dancing while music in my headphones playing. I usually get scolded for that from Reiji, because everyone can hear me jumping...

How do you greet someone in the morning?：

M: I just say Morning! Good or bad, not my business!

What's the last thing you say to someone before going to bed?：

M: Hmm... I don't remember! Something like: bye?

Favorite possession (item)? ：

M: I love my headphones and  funky photo collection!

Why not talk about your hairstyle a little?~：

M: Oh, I used to have short hair , then I looked just like my uncle, I took after my grandmother genes when it comes to  hair... Now I'm growing it, hobestky don't know why. Maybe to cut them and sold in the future? *chuckles* I dunno!

Any unique characteristics on you?:

M: My blue eyes, no one in my family has such.

Do you have a special nickname to call someone as?:

M: Of course! Shuu is Mr.Mopp ! When he lies on the school hallway's floor he looks just like a furniture, or a mopp. Especially if you slightly close your eyes. 

What's your favorite color and why?:

M: Favorite color huuh? It's easier to say my least favorite color – that's  orange!  Nasty color. The walls in my room were ginger  just like orange, that was crazy and too bright to sleep there. And favorite color is... blue? I don't think about such things much.

What do you enjoy doing?:

M: I love dancing, and listening to music actually. Also I love to play sport games with Ayato-kun. Though im not a pro in any games with a ball, i like playing  basketball with him.  He's so funny to watch at! So determined for win, ha-ha! But I also was or am like that, so I don't humiliate! 

What's your special skill？：

M: I'm strong enough when it comes to running: I can run and don't feel any breath shortness, or tiredness.

Demonstrate a short love confession! I dare you~ :

M: Love confession? Why and to whom? Well, if it's just for fun I'll do it

*starts singing*

Fly me to the Moon and let me sing among those stars.... let me see what spring is like

On Jupiter and Mars ~~~ In other words, hold my hand, in other words, baby kiss me!

Fill my heart with song and let me sing for ever more... You are all I long for, all I worship and adore! In other words, please be true, in other words, I love you! ~~~~

Your favorite food, and why?：

M: I love cherry flavor and everything connected with this flavor, because it's sweet and tart at the same time.

Your favorite drink, and why？：

M: Calpis, because of milky and acidic flavor.

Any favorite book? :

M: The Count of Monte Christo, but only first book. I love adventures! If it's correct for the answer I also enjoy Professor Dowell's Head, it's a science fiction.

Any favorite genre of movie? Hmm, why?:

M: I love detectives. The only genre to keep me interested.

Favorite game? (If none can skip):

M: Guess it's Ace Attorney!

Favorite music? Why?：

M: I love Gorillaz and Queen. Dont know how to explain, i just love their music ! And i adore nearly every song from 80's, that was a begging of synth beats... It's... so good for dancing and for some emotional spreads, like a cure for me.

What's your weakness？：

M: Being alone, therefore having obsessive thoughts.

Anyone that you respect？~：

M: Respect towards my Uncle... When mom just disappeared he was the only person who took care of me, even he didn't want it at all. He had his own child and I was a total drag for him.. Now, when he's gone, I realize how grateful I should be, despite he was a bad parent. And Reiji-san reminds me of him sometimes. I feel that I should respect him too, genuinely. 

Do you have a wish?:

M: Yeah,  but if I say it won't come true!

Anything to say to those that are watching your interview?~：

M: Hope you found something interesting for you! Good luck!

@diabolik-boys thank you for tagging!

[everything-anything3345]

I do know that some of you will find it funny if not downright hilarious that for a blog that has as one of its themes: blasphemy, that I could be fond of a show like The Flying Nun etc. I will explain. There was a time when I knew innocence and decency and wholesomeness. As a child that is one of the important things that I grew up with. Some of us like to remember when we were innocent before whatever event corrupted our innocence and then we realized that the world we thought that we knew isn't exactly the way it is. You are forever changed. I'm not going to go into that part of it. Let me just say that their are times I prefer innocence over decadence. Don't get me wrong, I love decadence. My blog covers a lot of it. But their are times, when a person wants to remember the way things were, not how things are. I can still enjoy occasionally watching the Flying Nun for laughs, then go watch a porn video of porn nuns sucking dick. I've embraced my darker impulses.. I can watch The Sound of Music and think all is right with the world, at least for a little while. I can read a Beettle Bailey comic book and return to the innocence of my youth before it became corrupted. I have a side of me that craves innocence. And from time to time, I retreat into that little world for awhile. And imagine how it was for a time. And when I'm ready, I get back into Hard-Core decadence,immorality and sinful blasphemous filth. It all really depends on one moods swings and how we are feeling at a given time. And as the legendary X- rated director Gerard Damiamo would finish his column and say "And That's The Way I See It ".

[milkyelescarabajo]

I had a weird fucking dream.

I was just chilling on my (deserted) school drinking milk from a fancy glass and suddenly a beettle impacted against my face and fell in, he was swimming in my glass, telling me ho much he loved milk, it was the best thing ever etc etc, but was.... weirdly agressive about it?? I felt low key bullied and uncomfy, so i put my glass down and akwardly walked away backwards as to not turn my back on it as soon as I walked trough the door I woke up.

[grossineptitude]

random thoughts 13

i’ve done a lot today and am tired so the following will be something of a stream of consciousness

it’s so good to do something (finally) organized. If i thought this limits you before, now i think it actually relaxes you and lets you be less anxious. You know, when you are not well-reserved in terms of your thoughts and do not know the line it is pretty funny and a bit hard to live. It’s like walking in a street, seeing a little beettle that flies somewhere and you almost instantly think up a story about how it flied home but found that everyone left it and then it decided to drown itself in honey. 

So yeah, notice your thougths please and be conscious of them, it’s important to know what you think. Otherwise, there is not much to do, is there?

Also (now comes the word that i thought of first) love is really great it comes in so many shapes and can be expressed in so many ways it’s head-wrenching. So give love, take love and experience yourself and others fully.

[hermannco]

How did Oswald get his penguin Francis, and why dose he love that cute little bird like it was he's son? I have nothing against this also do any of the other rouges like Scarecrow, or Riddler have pets as well? Any way have a good day.

Important RA facts:

Batman gave Francis to Oswald as a gift. Francis is a rescue unnable to go back to the wild find, one of his flippers is pretty damaged. Bruce saw one of his rogues tettering too close to the abyss and decided to pull them back out. To be more specific, Oswald lost his mom and part of his empire to an Oglivy attack (And betrayal) and the Whaler. The entire thing with the night of the monster men mixed with Gotham Undeground and Pain and prejudice all mixed together. My point is, Oswald attacked back so hard that the territories are empty but remain empty out of fear of what Oswald can would do.

Cobblepot singlehandedly was about to return to his years of villany and target Gotham itself in his endless rampage but he didn’t. Francis was a surprise from his mother that she was gonna give him before her tragic demise. She and her 2 personal nurses were planning it for a while. Bruce basically used this to calm him down sort of.  Because at the end of the day Bruce stopped the attack to the city, he didn’t get to stop the ‘dissapearence’ of Oglivy, the Whaler and some monster men.

On the subseccion on who else has/had animals.

Jervis used to have/raise rabbits until he saw his family eat all of them for an important dinner. He even had to kill some of them. Haven’t had any pets since.

Crane doesn’t cannonically have normal a ‘pet’, he raises leeches and other bugs. Beettles, ants and all those sorts. Sometimes I draw him with a crow bcs I’ll be dammed if thats not what all yall like even if he doesn’t have one but some people REALLY want that to be, like giving him glasses, NEWSFLASH: WRONG UNIVERSE..

Oswald in all tecnicality has Francis as a “PET” because is not, its a penguin that he himself went off to get the damn license to be able to have him. Its a rescue animal and is treated as one, a very spoiled one tho. As pets he has 1 tucan, 3 parrots, 10 parakets, 1 kirk, and 4 conures. Those are his house birds, the aviary ones are an entire different ordeal.

Selina has cats. 3 ragdolls, 1 Maine Coon and 1 Persian to be specific. They are trained to steal.

Query and Echo both have a snake

Kirk doesn’t have pets but all the bats he takes care of are very close. Francine Lamstrong has an opossum.

Dr Fate has 1 black tuxedo cat persian.

Jason Blood and Etrigan have a red haired maine coon.

We don’t know if Noodle (Joker) has raccoons or the raccoons have him.

Harley has 2 hyenas and one weiner dog as per traditional.

Harvey Bullock has a dog. English bulldog.

Two face has 2 dogs, for more specifications ask Quinn

Cain has 1 gargoyle, 20 bats, 1 cat, 1 fox, 1 black panther, 1 landshark with wings, 2 dogs, an unumbered amount of wild plants and some hercules beetles. And another upsetting number of animals that come and go from the house.

Abel has a man eating plant and Goldie.

Jim Gordon and Barbara have have a dog russian bear hunter named “Doodle”. They got it under the impression it was other smaller type of dog, it sure wasn’t.

Firefly had a iguana once. It got given away in circunstances beyond of his control. Currently the closest to a pet is his race car.

Killer Moth doesn’t have pet moths but they sure invade his apartment.

Deadman had a rat named ‘Ronaldo’

Damian has Batcow, ace and a cat and a demon. I don’t remember their canon names tho.

And that’s all I can think ATM. Sorry for the delay, I was Dming a DnD session.

EDIT: Fixed the typo to avoid confusion. Whaler, not Amanda Waller. Not even Oswald Cobblepot in his endless rage can take her down.

[my-holy-tardis-of-gallifrey]

The Jimin

Characters: Yoongi x Jimin

Genre: CRACK!, Bee Movie!Au

Word Count: 699

Warnings: This will be the most cringey shit you ever see. This is the biggest disgrace to humanity. So be prepared.

A/N: First of all, I would like to tell you that I am not a writer. Like, seriously, I can’t write to save my life. This will be the first and the last story that I ever write. That being said, I am also not a native english speaker, so be patient with me.

This is the birthday present that I’m giving to myself this year. I just need a reason to laugh. So be nice.

Special Thanks (also read as Credits): Even though it’s my idiotic idea, @agustd-dtownsuga is the owner of the punchline, without knowing my stupid self will post it. Well I didn’t even know it myself, so this fact shouldn’t surprise you.

Thank you for making me laugh, Nezumi.  (p.s. im sorry)

And without further ado…

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway.

Because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.

“Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let’s shake it up a little.” said Jimin excitedly. He was trying to choose a special outfit for this special day.

It has been six days, since he first saw him. Looking for flowers and collecting pollen for the hive, Jimin was doing his usual job when he noticed him.

His black hair creating a beautiful harmony with his wheat skin; and with his petit nose, round face and almond eyes, he was the most beautiful creature Jimin has ever laid his eyes on. “Wow!” Jimin said “He is even more beautiful than the most beautiful flower that ever exists.”

He was sitting at a café and sipping his coffee, an open notebook on the table and a bored look in his eyes. Jimin instantly fell in love.

Now you may say “it’s impossible for a bee to fall in love”, but, as you know, bees don’t care what humans think is impossible. He was in love.

The very next day, he saw him again. At same spot, with his coffee; “Yoongi” was written on his cup, Jimin noted. His little notebook opened in front of him again with a few lines scratched on it. This time, however, his eyes were shining with satisfaction instead of being full of boredom. Jimin liked this look better. He thought “His eyes shine so bright, it’s like he holds the entire galaxy in his eyes.”

The third day Jimin saw Yoongi at the same spot again. He didn’t have his notebook with him this time. He was scrolling through his phone; he had a smile on his face. God his smile… Jimin thought “His smile is even sweeter than honey.” 

The fourth day Jimin followed Yoongi to his apartment, landed on the windowsill. Yoongi was minding his own things, and Jimin was minding him.  After a while, Yoongi sat in front of a piano and started to play. The song has shaken up his beettle heart. Jimin thought “What a beautiful melody he is creating, he must’ve been touched by angels.”

Yes Jimin is a very cheesy bee, if you haven’t noticed already.

The fifth day Yoongi was at the café again, but he wasn’t alone this time. Someone was with him, they were talking and laughing. Jimin was content just by watching Yoongi having fun and being happy. But still, he couldn’t stop the pain in his heart, because he knew he can’t break the law and talk to him.

He must not break the law.

But, what if he would be brave enough to break it?

Would he have what this human has with Yoongi? Or would this action end the world he knows?

That night Jimin had an internal debate on whether he should talk to Yoongi or not, and asked himself the same question over and over again “Can my beettle heart handle a love like this?”

Now, again, you may say “Get your shit together Jimin. You’re a bee, it’s impossible for you to fall in love”, but, as you know, bees don’t care what humans think is impossible. He was in love.

He is in love.

And today, on the sixth day, Jimin is determined to break the law and talk to Yoongi. Wearing his black and yellow sweater and applying a little fuzz gel to his hair for this special day, Jimin decides he is good to go. His wings buzzing with excitement and the road seeming endless; Jimin finally arrives at Yoongi’s apartment.

He lands on the windowsill, gazing lovingly at his human. He couldn’t help but admire how beautiful he was. After a while, Jimin gathers enough courage and says “Hi!”

Yoongi hears a noise; it’s like someone saying… ‘hi‘? Yoongi turns to direction of the noise; seeing a bee by his window, grabs a magazine and whacks the bee.

“Not in my house.”

[aurik6]

Muse answer to  Basic Q&A

Whats your name? Is there a meaning behind it ?:

M: Aomine Makoto, sounds pretty cool, right?  Aomine means "blue peak" and Makoto means "truth"! I think  it suits me perfectly, because, yuo know, im  the one on the right path telling you the objective side of things.

People say my name  is  kinda boyish, well they have a point, though I still like my name.

Any prefered Alias or nickname that you'll like to be called as? :

M: For short form of my name I'd prefer Mako, if you want. Eh, honestly people don't give nicknames, but I remember one time Ayato said I look like a stag beettle because of my hairstyle... And he started to call me  "kuwagata-mushi"...

What kind of person do you think you are? :

Once again, im very honest, despite my own will to be like that. I always  talking about  what I'm  thinking and sometimes it's worthless for me. I've got to say that I'm a total extrovert, huh. I hate be alone.

When is your birthday? How do you celebrate it?:

M: it's 29th of November! I've never met people with the same bday data!

Celebration? Well,  my  usual  celebration is to go to cafés and asking for  a discount! 

What's your age? ：

M: I'm 17, though I've always been told I look way more mature.

What's your gender?：

M: Female, are you surprised?

How tall are you? Are you satisfied with your height?:

M: I'm 5'6 or 169 cm. That's sort of an average height, though lots of my female classmates are smaller than me. And not only girls... But I don't judge peoole according to their height, don't worry. Talking about  my own height – everything is okay,  its easy to find clothes, huh.

Where did you come from?:

M: You mean my origins?.. Well, I'm half-japanese and half... eh.. white? My father, whom I've never met, is American, and my mom is Japanese. They met in America. But I've been living here in Kaminashi-city all my live.

What charm do you suppose that you possess? :

M: I guess people like that im open minded person, they think its easy to use me. But who said I'm not able to defend myself??? Right, they could only think the way  as they like. 

Do a voice impression, will you?~：

M: Voice impression?.. Oh, I know! Shuu!

Ahem-ahem. To do a voice impression of him you just have to pretend you sound sexy, i wonder why, and make your voice lower to edge: "Ah, what a hassle... That's you again here... You noisy  woman, how troublesome... Go away already... "

And you should make his ugly facial expressions as if you hated to open your eyes!

Applause to me!

Name one of your favorite activities, can you?~:

M: I actually enjoy running the trace. Honestly I've been doing this stuff since middle school. Oh, and dancing while music in my headphones playing. I usually get scolded for that from Reiji, because everyone can hear me jumping...

How do you greet someone in the morning?：

M: I just say Morning! Good or bad, not my business!

What's the last thing you say to someone before going to bed?：

M: Hmm... I don't remember! Something like: bye?

Favorite possession (item)? ：

M: I love my headphones and  funky photo collection!

Why not talk about your hairstyle a little?~：

M: Oh, I used to have short hair , then I looked just like my uncle, I took after my grandmother genes when it comes to  hair... Now I'm growing it, hobestky don't know why. Maybe to cut them and sold in the future? *chuckles* I dunno!

Any unique characteristics on you?:

M: My blue eyes, no one in my family has such.

Do you have a special nickname to call someone as?:

M: Of course! Shuu is Mr.Mopp ! When he lies on the school hallway's floor he looks just like a furniture, or a mopp. Especially if you slightly close your eyes. 

What's your favorite color and why?:

M: Favorite color huuh? It's easier to say my least favorite color – that's  orange!  Nasty color. The walls in my room were ginger  just like orange, that was crazy and too bright to sleep there. And favorite color is... blue? I don't think about such things much.

What do you enjoy doing?:

M: I love dancing, and listening to music actually. Also I love to play sport games with Ayato-kun. Though im not a pro in any games with a ball, i like playing  basketball with him.  He's so funny to watch at! So determined for win, ha-ha! But I also was or am like that, so I don't humiliate! 

What's your special skill？：

M: I'm strong enough when it comes to running: I can run and don't feel any breath shortness, or tiredness.

Demonstrate a short love confession! I dare you~ :

M: Love confession? Why and to whom? Well, if it's just for fun I'll do it

*starts singing*

Fly me to the Moon and let me sing among those stars.... let me see what spring is like

On Jupiter and Mars ~~~ In other words, hold my hand, in other words, baby kiss me!

Fill my heart with song and let me sing for ever more... You are all I long for, all I worship and adore! In other words, please be true, in other words, I love you! ~~~~

Your favorite food, and why?：

M: I love cherry flavor and everything connected with this flavor, because it's sweet and tart at the same time.

Your favorite drink, and why？：

M: Calpis, because of milky and acidic flavor.

Any favorite book? :

M: The Count of Monte Christo, but only first book. I love adventures! If it's correct for the answer I also enjoy Professor Dowell's Head, it's a science fiction.

Any favorite genre of movie? Hmm, why?:

M: I love detectives. The only genre to keep me interested.

Favorite game? (If none can skip):

M: Guess it's Ace Attorney!

Favorite music? Why?：

M: I love Gorillaz and Queen. Dont know how to explain, i just love their music ! And i adore nearly every song from 80's, that was a begging of synth beats... It's... so good for dancing and for some emotional spreads, like a cure for me.

What's your weakness？：

M: Being alone, therefore having obsessive thoughts.

Anyone that you respect？~：

M: Respect towards my Uncle... When mom just disappeared he was the only person who took care of me, even he didn't want it at all. He had his own child and I was a total drag for him.. Now, when he's gone, I realize how grateful I should be, despite he was a bad parent. And Reiji-san reminds me of him sometimes. I feel that I should respect him too, genuinely. 

Do you have a wish?:

M: Yeah,  but if I say it won't come true!

Anything to say to those that are watching your interview?~：

M: Hope you found something interesting for you! Good luck!

@diabolik-boys thank you for tagging!